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Nanoglue Could Be Used To Make Spiderman Web-Shooters

Stony Stevenson writes "A team of US researchers is using the super-adhesive properties of nanoglue to create a super-sticky web-shooting device much like the comic-book hero Spiderman's. The nanoglue is also being trialed in the production of computer chip circuitry and is expected to miniaturize the process, meaning faster and more powerful chips. From the article: '"If we can find a way to create threads and/or intertwined bundles using the molecules in a scalable fashion, while retaining the adhesive properties, then creating web-shooters similar to Spiderman's is a real possibility," Ramanath said. "There are ways in which molecular threads/bundles can be created in large quantities. The challenge will be, however, to simultaneously engineer adhesion on certain surfaces (and not others, since we want the suit only to form on the desired surface) and also with each other during the thread formation."'"

114 comments

  1. oblig... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My spidey sense is tingling!

  2. huh by omeomi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, glad *that's* finally solved. Now, on to cancer...

    1. Re:huh by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's the whole point. Did you ever hear of anyone Spiderman ensnared dieing of cancer? OK then.

    2. Re:huh by Plutonite · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Mountain climbers fall suddenly off dangerous slope, traditional equipment fail, spiderman web used in last second and lives saved.

      Large fire in the city, building collapsing, people inside, spiderman web used to clear obstacles inside without getting close. Lives saved.

      Priorities are great, but human diseases are not everything.

    3. Re:huh by Cadallin · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Would you people please grow up. For one thing, the "Cure Cancer" meme needs to die. There is never going to be a magic bullet solution to cancer, because cancer refers to large and diverse class of diseases that really only share one trait in common. That being the anomalous and detrimental growth of new tissue. Some cancers are causes by Viruses, some by other diseases, some by exposure to radiation, some are caused by genetic predisposition. Work on the treatment of any of these diseases requires an exceptional command of highly diverse and complex fields of knowledge. By and large, the people can contribute generally are, and the ones who aren't directly are usually working in related fields that may serendipitously lead to major breakthroughs. Get over it.

      And secondly, are you seriously suggesting that humanity should give up all other pursuits in order to work on this problem? There are other diseases you know. And other problems that face humanity. Besides that, how do you know that this project, as frivolous as it may sound, may not produce some knowledge that will contribute to the treatment of disease?

    4. Re:huh by stonedcat · · Score: 0

      Something just not right about seeing:

      "Cure Cancer" and needs to die.

      So close together....

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    5. Re:huh by KIFulgore · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well I heard "they" already have a cure for cancer, they're just milking us for billions of dollars in stone-age medical care.

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    6. Re:huh by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      Dr. Octopus attempts to blow up Manhatten. Nanoglue Man saves the day!

    7. Re:huh by untaken_name · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, there's a lot more money to be made in 'treatment programs' than 'cures' anyway. Not that I'm saying all doctors are bad people or anything. However, look at the cost of one AIDS patient's 'treatment plan' for one year. Over $180k. They could NEVER get away with charging $180k for a cure...and you don't have to take a cure for 4-5 years, the average amount of time someone is on an AIDS treatment plan. I can't say for sure that pharmacos don't really WANT a cure....but the lack of one and the presence of a 'treatment' DOES happen to make them a HUGE amount of cash. Then again, so does aspirin, which is made from materials costing about $.50/1000 finished tablets. Then, we pay $7 for 80 of those tablets. Any way you slice it, pharmaceuticals is the business to be in.

    8. Re:huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you read Fark.com.

    9. Re:huh by omeomi · · Score: 1

      Priorities are great, but human diseases are not everything.

      Yeah, it was a joke...I thought it funny that some scientist somewhere might have a to-do list that went something like:

      1. Take out garbage
      2. Invent Spiderman-web slinger
      3. Cure Cancer

    10. Re:huh by omeomi · · Score: 1

      are you seriously suggesting that humanity should give up all other pursuits in order to work on this problem? There are other diseases you know

      No...it was a joke...I thought it funny that some scientist somewhere might have a to-do list that went something like:

      1. Take out garbage
      2. Invent Spiderman-web slinger
      3. Cure Cancer

    11. Re:huh by Cadallin · · Score: 1
      How much do you know about the way the AIDS virus works? That problem is so much harder than putting a man on the moon its insane.

      Look, I'm no friend of Big Pharma. Personally, I think all medical research should be government funded and the results public domain. All drugs should be generic.

      I strongly suspect that curing AIDS at all may be impossible. It would take something on the order of 100% effective nanomachines that flood through the bloodstream killing all virus particles in the body, and searching through the genomes of all cells in the immune system and excising the HIV genome. That's how hard the problem is. Reverse transciptase utilizing viruses are fucking nasty. If you think you can accomplish that, go wild. But what I just described is so far out of technological capabilities it is effectively magic at the moment. And either that, or something which accomplishes the same thing is really what it will take to make an AIDS cure.

      There are a couple of alternatives actually, we could reengineer the human immune system to have different cellular surface proteins to prevent the virus from binding. And then create a way to culture cells and introduce the new engineered immune system into AIDs patients. That would probably work, please note that those people would still be contagious carriers. An alternative I've though of is to make mirror image people based on reversed chirality body chemistry. Which is to say, reversed chirality DNA, RNA, Protein, the whole shebang. If you know enough to understand what I've said, you'll understand why that would be fucking hard, and wouldn't help people alive now, it would just create a new generation of engineered people who would be immune to viral diseases of all types, but they wouldn't be able to be nourished by naturally occurring food. If you don't understand what I've said, just ignore it.

    12. Re:huh by localman · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, very easy to criticize the priorities of others... especially as we sit and argue the fate of the world here on Slashdot :)

      Why not each of us working on a cure for cancer?

    13. Re:huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      So, basically you're saying that everyone in the pharmaceutical industry is a sociopath involved in a giant conspiracy to keep AIDS cures off the market. Not one whistleblower has come forward to leak the news of this alleged "cure" because?

      Not one company will break ranks and put a "cure" on the market, even though they're engaged in cutthroat competition with each other, because?

      Hint: this kind of conspiracy mongering says more about your own character and mental status than it does about your target.

      Hint #2: There aren't many "cures" for any viral disease, not even the common cold. There are vaccines for some (not all) viruses (including experimental vaccines for HIV), but no real cure. Curing viral diseases is HARD, and HIV has features that make it even harder than the norm.

      Hint #3: If pharmaceuticals is "the business to be in", why don't you and your conspiracy-mongering buddies start a pharma company? Nothing to it, really. Just work your ass off in grad school for 5 to 7 years, then spend 4 or 5 years working on a new drug (which, way more often than not, doesn't wind up panning out.... despite advances in computational chemistry and drug screening, drug development is still very much a gamble). THEN, if you come up with an effective compound, spend a billion dollars (not an exaggeration) getting it through FDA approval. And FINALLY, sell the product for the cost of the raw materials. No return on your time. No return on all the testing (before and during the FDA approval process). No return on the factory equipment, transportation costs, or marketing.

      Oh, right: because complaining and making up dullwitted conspiracy theories is way easier than actually getting off your ass and doing something.

    14. Re:huh by omeomi · · Score: 1

      Ever hear of a joke?

    15. Re:huh by localman · · Score: 1

      No, you?

    16. Re:huh by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      What do you think a person with talents in the material science can do with cancer? That's about as dumb as going into McDonalds and asking the cashier why she isn't out curing cancer - because biology might not necessarily be where her talents lie.

    17. Re:huh by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Yeah. But only in a noncompetitive market. There is *very* little treatment for N-1 companies to make in selling 'treatment programs' for a disease the moment the last company has a 'cure' on the market.

      Which unfortunately doesn't match todays climate -- there is very little real competition on hard problems. Because the problems are hard enough that there simply isn't a lot of companies on the planet that can even hope to have a chance of solving them.

      Aspirin and similar generic, easily-producable, unpatented (or patent expired) remedies can be made very very cheap, cheap enough to be in the "does not matter" category. At that point they're price-inelastic so it makes no sense to reduce prices further.

      Or would you start buying (more than) twice as much aspirin if the price dropped to $3.50/80 ?

    18. Re:huh by Eivind · · Score: 1

      I strongly suspect that curing AIDS at all may be impossible. It would take something on the order of 100% effective nanomachines that flood through the bloodstream killing all virus particles in the body, and searching through the genomes of all cells in the immune system and excising the HIV genome. That's how hard the problem is.

      I agree the problem is tricky. But you're overstating it. Impossible is a huge word. Consider what we trivially do today that would certainly have been classified "impossible" 100 years ago.

      You don't need to disassemble every last particle of a virus to effectively kill it. Having a vaccine of some sort (even the nanomachine-variant) that effectivly kills any and all HIV-virii in the bloodstream would be enough to prevent infection, would it not ? Changing the chirality of people would only help until someone changes the chirality of HIV. Which knowing human nature, someone *would* do. It'd be a lot easier than for humans, afterall...

      There are a lot of steps a HIV-virus needs to go trough to be able to infect and reproduce. Stop even *one* of them from occuring and you've got either a cure or a vaccine, depending on which you prevent. HIV-virii are easily *detectable* in the bloodstream today, we've got reliable HIV-tests afterall. It's not *that* much of a stretch to imagine it's *POSSIBLE* (I didn't say easy!) to get from "reliable detect HIV" to "reliably destroy HIV"

      Or somehow get infection-rates down under unity and see HIV disappear by itself. Which also won't help currently infected people, but which may be the most realistic "cure". We sure as hell know how to do it. It's not hard. Other than the part where you get 6 billion people to get with the program... Simple(r), quick(er), cheap(er) HIV-tests would help. As would less religious nutcrackery. One can dream, can't one ?

    19. Re:huh by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      You should learn to read. Failing that, you should learn to think. You're the one that made up the 'conspiracy' theory. I'm just saying that it makes more business sense to charge someone a lot of money every year to treat something than it does to sell them a one-time cure. Do you not agree with this statement? If not, please tell me why. Otherwise, shut your ignorant, conclusion-jumping, superior attitude-spewing cockhole.

    20. Re:huh by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Well, it just goes to show you - people shouldn't create viruses they can't kill. (cue the next round of flames)

    21. Re:huh by Cadallin · · Score: 1
      Of course, creating reverse chirality people carries with it the risk that someone might create reverse chirality viruses, but I think its significant to note that that is essentially the only way viruses would ever be able to affect those people. They would be immune, by nature to every naturally occurring virus on the earth, from the common hold, all the way up to HIV. They would also have some fairly strong resistance to any bacterial infection that relies on nutrients in the host being of a specific chirality (which is a good percentage), at best any pathogen would have a significantly harder time in that environment, which is often enough to let an immune system win completely. So while my suggestion is certainly difficult (and impossible with today's technology) it is not without significant merit.

      The last I was aware, we don't actually test for HIV by detecting the Virus particles themselves, we test by detecting the presence of a certain class of antibodies the body creates in response to the Virus. That may not be true any more, however. The difficulty with simply testing every human alive and then incincerating all of the infected is that there is another reservoir of HIV. The great apes. So we'd either have to kill them as well (a solution I do NOT find acceptable), stop Africans from eating bush meat (which is probably the origin of HIV in humans in the first place). Another problem that you are forgetting is that HIV is an RNA reverse transciptase virus. It copies its genome into the DNA of the cells it infects. The virus can exist dormantly with no virus particles in the body at all, and then reemerge when the transcription of its genes is triggered. You have to be able to either remove the DNA, or disable it somehow to prevent it from being transcribed. Hard, hard problem, which also makes it very difficult to know if you've succeeded. This phenomena is what occurs in the people who manage to survive as HIV+ for many years, or decades.

    22. Re:huh by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Of course, creating reverse chirality people carries with it the risk that someone might create reverse chirality viruses, but I think its significant to note that that is essentially the only way viruses would ever be able to affect those people.

      They could also, in principle anyway, arise naturally. One way-chirality viruses have afterall, so there's no reason reverse ones couldn't. Other than that there's currently no suitable hosts for them. But if a large fraction of humanity was infact reverse-chirality, then there'd be a large advantage for any virus that somehow *did* manage. Especially since those people would get an untrained immune-system. I don't know enough biology to be able to say anything sensible about the likelihood.

      They would also have some fairly strong resistance to any bacterial infection that relies on nutrients in the host being of a specific chirality (which is a good percentage), at best any pathogen would have a significantly harder time in that environment, which is often enough to let an immune system win completely.

      I was wondering about that -- are we ourselves dependant on the chirality of our food ? I.e. would a reverse-chirality human get nutrition-deficits if he ate only "normal"-chirality food ? What negative effects would missing out on the "good" bacteria/viruses have ?

      The last I was aware, we don't actually test for HIV by detecting the Virus particles themselves, we test by detecting the presence of a certain class of antibodies the body creates in response to the Virus.

      Ok, but if so, that means that the *body* somehow reliably detects the presence of the virus.

      Another problem that you are forgetting is that HIV is an RNA reverse transciptase virus. It copies its genome into the DNA of the cells it infects. The virus can exist dormantly with no virus particles in the body at all, and then reemerge when the transcription of its genes is triggered.

      Sure. But that is in a certain sense "OK" -- if there are no virus-particles in the body at all, then the virus is harmless. If all virus-particles that *do* exist in the body are systematically eradicated, it doesn't much matter if the DNA of the virus still exists -- it can't spread under those circumstances, and a virus that can't spread is gone after a maximum of one generation anyway.

      I don't think we really disagree all that much. Probably it's just that my history of frequenting rec.arts.sf.science has given me a rather strict interpretation of "impossible". Tricky to eradicate HIV ? Certainly. A problem that won't be solved in the next 50 years ? Perfectly possible. Perhaps even likely. Impossible ? No way in hell !

    23. Re:huh by Cadallin · · Score: 1
      There are a number of nutrients that we are unable to synthesize that have chiral centers. Amino Acids are the big one. All proteins except glycine (glycine has two identical Hydrogens on the chiral carbon) are chiral. Basically its safe to assume that any large molecule that is a necessary nutrient is probably chiral. This does present a problem, yes, in that food from natural plant or animal sources would be severely lacking in vital nutrients (and in many cases poisonous) The real life equivalent would be flooding a normal humans bloodstream with R-alanine or something similar, which I'd guess would be pretty toxic. So yes, at the same time we'd have to create food organisms that were also reverse chiral.

      On the other hand, the problem of reverse chirality viruses arising naturally is MUCH, MUCH harder than you seem to think it would be. All life on earth today uses exclusively L-proteins and one or the other chirality of nucleic acids (I can't remember which, although I want to say nucleic acids are R for some reason. In any case, nucleic acids ARE stereospecific, the sugar components, Ribose, in RNA, and Deoxyribose, in DNA, have chiral centers.) All life on earth uses the same stereochemistry. And everything, from metalbolic to reproductive proteins "assumes" that stereochemistry. This barrier is nearly insurmountable (without intelligence) because it makes all the proteins useless simulataneously. The only kinds of organisms that can survive in an environment like that at all, are organisms that can synthesize all of the chemicals they need to survive from elements (and there are bacteria that can do this, and plants obviously do), but even they are at risk of being poisoned. I'd have to study it in more detail but I suspect having intracellular amino acids of the wrong chirality would poison Ribosome functioning by inhibiting protein polymerization, as racemic mixtures do in vitro without anything alive. By that I mean that stereospecific solution of say, L-alanine, can be made to polymerize in vitro, but a racemic mixture of both L- and R-alanine can't. As I think about this would probably be a GREAT way to kill cancer cells, but it would be equally fantastic at killing healthy cells.

      So the a virus adapted for natural living things simply couldn't utilize the cellular machinery of a reverse-chiral organism. The two are chemically the wrong shape and incompatible.

      Back to why I think treating AIDS is so hard. The problem is that after you annihilate the active virus particles, you have to maintain that indefinitely. Any cell that carries the HIV genome can, essentially instantly, produce millions of active virus particles.

    24. Re:huh by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It's another case of the same thing. You're thinking in terms of "likely to happen", and I do agree that naturally arising viruses with reverse chirality may be quite unlikely to happen. But in the extreme case -- life arose once, with *this* chirality. Assuming that chirality really is pretty much a random thing, there's no reason it couldn't arise again -- with oposite chirality by chance.

      One earth there's the sligth problem that such life would then have to compete with existing life which has rather a lot of a head-start, which means it'd probably lose out, unless it had some kind of significant advantage in one area or the other.

      As for needing to maintain HIV-particle-destruction in the body "indefinitely", that is true. But only for values of "indefinitely" up to a complete human life, which ain't that long really. And once you'd broken even, reached the point where new infections start falling, the job would get easier and easier year-by-year (because there'd be less and less carriers around)

      Notice that I'm still not saying it'll be easy. I'm just saying "impossible" does not seem even close to justified to me.

    25. Re:huh by KIFulgore · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you put that out there so the conspiracy theorists can read it!!

      That said, I was being facetious ;). I actually studied virology for 2 years in grad school.

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  3. Jumping the gun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much as Spiderman 3 jumped the shark. The amazing power of "IF" in the scientist's words should be watched closely by anyone expecting to pick up a pair of webshooters in the near future. IF they can find a way to miniturize and large scale the technology, and speed up the synthesis of the nano layers to be able to project the webbing instantaneously... If I could graft massive lightweight wing tissues to my biological network, I could fly in the near future.

    The point of the article is much more the nano glue itself, and not the completely illogical and unlikely web shooters featured in the story blurb. That said, this is an exciting revolution, and should lead to a bevy of uses. MEMS anyone?

  4. Sounds like they have some sticky problems ... by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1

    ... to solve

  5. Not a sure thing yet, but... by css-hack · · Score: 1

    "If we can find a way to create threads and/or intertwined bundles using the molecules in a scalable fashion, while retaining the adhesive properties..."

    Alright, so it sounds like they're just using the spider-man analogy because it sounds cool... but if it's even remotely possible that I'll be swinging from buildings any time soon, just tell me where to throw my money!


    *Disclaimer: as a starving student, I actually have no money to throw, but a guy can dream... right?

    1. Re:Not a sure thing yet, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really starving? I'll give you some food if you need it.

  6. actually... by wizardforce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, glad *that's* finally solved. Now, on to cancer...

    well actually now that we have this super nano glue we can make better computer chips which make faster computers which biochemists can use to simulate proteins/enzymes involved in cancer so that is the idea... but really the spiderman thing does seem kind of silly now until you realize the awesomeness of swinging around places:)
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    1. Re:actually... by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't underestimate the importance of being able to suddenly swing into different places.

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    2. Re:actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:actually... by revengebomber · · Score: 1

      ...but then we thought, hey, let's use it for games!

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  7. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, inexpensive nanoglue sticks to ...

    oh wait.

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia by M8e · · Score: 1

      In facist US of A, you sticks to nanoglue.

  8. Compression by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The most unrealistic thing for me about Spider-Man's web shooters for me was always the amount of compression that would have had to occur. I don't think there is any way to get hundreds of feet of rope inside of a container a few inches around.

    Although since there was so much other knowledge of physics that had to be suspended, I managed to let it ride.

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    1. Re:Compression by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's because you are assuming that the web is some sort of solid "rope". However, there are a lot of things on the market today that can expand to many times their original size. For example, there is expanding foam insulation that ends up many times larger than when it was applied. If the web was some sort of expanded "mesh", instead of a solid rope, you could get quite a bit of webbing inside the container.

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    2. Re:Compression by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 1

      Yes, a lot more, but not as much as Spider-Man uses.
      When he swings, every strand is what, 50 feet long or so? And he might use dozens or even hundreds of those between having to change. So that is anywhere from 500 to 5000 feet of rope, strong rope, inside of an inch wide canister. It doesn't seem likely. Slightly more likely than "unstable molecules", but still.

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    3. Re:Compression by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think there is any way to get hundreds of feet of rope inside of a container a few inches around.

      Store the liquid in a big codpeice with a hose to the arm. Maybe inside phoney pectorials also. And, it'll help spidey get laid.

    4. Re:Compression by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      > However, there are a lot of things on the market today that can expand to many times their original size.

      One of these things is in my pants.

    5. Re:Compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Store the liquid in a big codpeice with a hose to the arm. Maybe inside phoney pectorials also. And, it'll help spidey get laid.
      If he would have gotten bit by a radioactive black widow spider from Chile, that might have been totally unnecessary.

      The spiders bite can kill children and the elderly, but among strong young farmers it leads to erections that can last for days and involve involuntary ejaculations.

      At the end of the ordeal, the man is left sexually energized and feels physically stronger, the saying goes.
    6. Re:Compression by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe it also reacts with air as its formed, which means not all of the strand is contained within the can.

      (Now I'm sure *some* comic book geek is going to point out how Spiderman used webbing in space or something)

    7. Re:Compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, there are a lot of things on the market today that can expand to many times their original size.
      One of these things is in my pants.

      I didn't know your ass was on the market.

    8. Re:Compression by Cthefuture · · Score: 1

      The maximum length of silk is related to the size/weight of the spider. I don't know about spiders but consider a silkworm can spin 1500 feet of silk then scale that up to human weight and I think you get the picture.

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    9. Re:Compression by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 1

      But there is also the cube/square problem.

      The cross-section needed to support a 50 kilogram man is quite different from that needed to support a 5 gram spider.

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    10. Re:Compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the human isn't using actual spider silk. Maybe they are using something stronger.

    11. Re:Compression by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 1

      And what I am saying is there is a limit to how strong and dense you can make something that is that compressible.

      Is there a real life example of something that could shoot a 20 foot rope out of an 8 ounce can that can support a light human being?

      And then we are looking at something that can come out of a 1 to 3 ounce cannister that can shoot out up to a mile of super strong rope.

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    12. Re:Compression by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      I don't think there is any way to get hundreds of feet of rope inside of a container a few inches around.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silly_String
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    13. Re:Compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's on the market today?

  9. Oh my... by yogurtforthesoul · · Score: 0

    A Beowulf cluster of this actually makes sense!

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  10. we want the suit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    spider soldiers with snappy outfits?

  11. Spell it right! by KrayzieKyd · · Score: 3, Informative

    God-Damn! For the last GD time, it's Spider-Man!

    1. Re:Spell it right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relax, Peter. We'll get it right eventually.

    2. Re:Spell it right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does Peter Pan has to do with Spider-Man?

    3. Re:Spell it right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, sir. Thank you.

      That hack Stan Lee made a point of spelling the name with the hyphen, so people wouldn't confuse "Spiderman" with "Superman" and people still insist on spelling it without a hyphen. It takes like half a second to glance at a comic book cover (or, now, a movie poster and/or DVD case) to glean the correct spelling. Come on, people.

      I fully acknowledge -- and, in fact, embrace -- the fact that this posting makes me a complete and total ass.

  12. Oh boy... by Bellum+Aeternus · · Score: 3, Funny

    And mall security thought silly string wars were a mess...

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  13. Hmmm by NRO826 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, despite the fact that this could ultimately mean "faster and more powerful chips," the scientists seem far more concerned about whether or not they get to dress up in their spidey suits and swing from building to building. At least they have their priorities

  14. Is it that easy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When you really boil down what's going on here, this article is fundamentally absurd. Imagine if all types of research, even those that weren't in the spotlight at the moment, could generate news articles merely by providing a reasonably credible but statistically improbable extended speculation onto their future development?

    "We're convinced that, if this algorithm were part of the software powering a future cellular phone that could call a radio telescope to send a signal to a giant mass compressor orbiting close to the sun that it should begin the black hole creation sequence, the product of our research could conceivably be used to destroy the solar system."

  15. Blah... Been done in the 1970's... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When the Spider-Man TV show was running during the 1970's, there was a toy that was supposed to shoot out the web stuff. The liquid work for stringing a line from the point of one toothpick to the point of another toothpick that dried solid. Didn't do squat against the cat or anything else. I was deeply disappointed that I wasn't able to become a superhero.

    1. Re:Blah... Been done in the 1970's... by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

      Just load the liquid into a super soaker. Trust me you'll get one unhappy cat and when you try to get the stuff off him one hairless pissed off cat.

  16. Finally a reality.. by dteichman2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    xkcd anyone?

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  17. Finally these words are relevant: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "how do i shot web"

  18. Original Journal Article by westcoaster004 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Actually, this article seems to miss the point. Ramanath's research on this was just published in Nature (abstract) and actually has far more application to bonding chip microstructures than to web-slinging!

    Here we harness MNLs (molecular nanolayers) at thin-film interfaces at temperatures higher than the MNL desorption temperature to fortify copper-dielectric interfaces relevant to wiring in micro- and nano-electronic devices. Annealing Cu/MNL/SiO2 structures at 400-700 C results in interfaces that are five times tougher than pristine Cu/SiO2 structures, yielding values exceeding approx20 J m-2

    While I do somewhat agree with the sentiment of the above poster that 'there are more important things that we could be working on', I think that it would be fair to remember that not ever scientist is suited to work on every project - to work on "cancer" (as it is so broadly put) you need certain kinds of scientists - i.e. biochemists, molecular & cellular biologists, organic & medicinal chemists, and pharmacists in order to do direct research on cancer. This fellow (G. Ramanath) is a materials engineer, and thus would be ill equipped to doing cancer-curing research.
    However, it should be noted that the ability to DO cancer research is only made possible by discoveries in other areas of science - physics (radiation therapy, imaging methods), engineering (devising machines to test for and to visualize cancerous growths), chemistry (new ways to make and deliver drugs), materials science (better materials to do all of the above!) , computing science (imaging, modelling), and biochemistry & biology (understanding cellular processes) by those who are not aiming to cure diseases, but whom seek to advance the limits of human knowledge and understanding. Creating a better glue just happens to be one such advance that may help indirectly.
  19. Pffffft by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's called a dick, people. Prior art.

    1. Re:Pffffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know the question was "most favorite thing to put in your mouth"

  20. This is just begging for an Urban Dictionary entry by breadguard · · Score: 1
    May I propose:

    Nanoglue - The translucent, cement-like substance, binding only the most important corners of one's magazine collection. Recent studies suggest a negative correlation between the quantity of this substance to the relative proximity tissue paper caches. However critics of this axiom find other factors common to this phenomenon such as the social constructs where electronic devices are not given any or unequal access to a roommate's "interweb connection". Causes of this temporary condition may include: untimely or irresponsible rent payment, excessive flatulence while adjacent to potential mating partners while one's roommate is present, or inebriated enunciation of the phrase "not enough mana" by amateur caster class guild-mates at high volume over Vent in until 4:45am! (see ytmnd).

  21. Tags by tholomyes · · Score: 1

    What, no "Spider-Man" tag? And I think tags have been production "beta" for long enough.

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  22. Oh, *THAT* Spiderman. by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 2, Funny

    At first the term "Spiderman" suggested some strange type of monstrous insect, but fortunately the submitter indicated that this is in fact the name of a character from a children's "comics book." This type of reminder is always welcome on a site like Slashdot, where a large portion of the readership has little familiarity with such works of fiction, or indeed with the so-called "science fiction" in general.

    1. Re:Oh, *THAT* Spiderman. by elwell642 · · Score: 1

      This from a guy whose nick is ZombieRoboNinja?

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  23. Web strings compressed into a few inches by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't think there is any way to get hundreds of feet of rope inside of a container a few inches around. You can do it easily. You create the web strings from two liquids like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y479OXBzCBQ
  24. The REAL application is high-density memory. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Check out this part of the article:


    This is where the Ramathan's nanolayer bonding comes into play. Because the nanoglue forms such a strong bond and also prevents the copper and silica from mixing, the use of tantalum can be eliminated from the equation, effectively shrinking the space between the two materials from about 15 nanometres to one nanometre.


    One nanometer. Current Flash memory can't go below 40 nm right now. If/when Ramathan's discovery gets applied to the industry, it'll be quite a boost for reaching smaller and more energy-efficient computers.

    1. Re:The REAL application is high-density memory. by Mikachu · · Score: 1

      Energy-efficient computers? Psh, I'm waiting for the iPod Nano 80GB!

  25. Na no! by tsa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I studied chemistry, moved to micromechanics, and now I suddenly find myself doing 'nanotechnology', because I spend my time making submicrometer-sized structures for a living. For 'nanophotonics', no less! And we make structures that should work in the infrared (typical wavelengths around 1.5 um)! So a better term would be microphotonics. Suddenly every branch of science has the phrase 'nano' slapped to it. What the hell is the difference between nanoglue and normal glue? Hell, I even heard the term 'nanochemistry' once! Is there any other chemistry? I mean, hyping technology to get more money from the suits for research is unfortunately necessary, but this whole nano thing is getting more and more ridiculous.

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    1. Re:Na no! by rapidweather · · Score: 1

      I have an anti-nano cat. A kitty-cat, mind you.
      He's big, but not fat. Some cats are small, sorta nano-like, but not him. Like Spider-Man, he can jump up on cars, etc. in order to get a better view of his territory.
      Looking out for Enemy cats, and for the occasional mouse. Sometimes those turn out to be rats, so you have to watch where you step as he will bring killed rats to you, expecting praise, and a few minutes alone with the refrigerator, you having opened the door for him, and are asked to look the other way.
      Cat naps? Instantly ended if that refrigerator door is opened. Same thing if the can-opener is handled, making a small sound as it's metal parts get ready for action. Nevermind that you intend to use it to open a can of tomato sauce, of no use to a cat, but it's worth the chance that it may be Tuna. Once it was Tuna, so, in cat-logic, it could be Tuna again.
      Cats do have a vocabulary, mostly variations on "meow", but each "word" full of complicated meaning. Full range of communication skills, so much so, he is asking for his own cell phone. Not to worry about the text messages, he cannot spell, having focused his intellectual energies on verbal communication. Cats do curse, usually in response to the threat of being shooed away from the refrigerator. Every anti-nano cat has a right to stand in front of the refrigerator.

      - Rapidweather

    2. Re:Na no! by kencurry · · Score: 1

      I'm a chemist, and I find the same "nano" rantings annoying.

      Selling and advertising have polluted our thinking and our vocabulary. Too bad,- that for people to get exicted about this work, the scientists have to sell it as a promo tie-in to a movie.

      out

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    3. Re:Na no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      **because I spend my time making submicrometer-sized structures for a living**

      That's what SHE said.

    4. Re:Na no! by tsa · · Score: 1

      I am a tiny bit confused by your story. Mind you, not a nano-bit! A tiny bit. And Amused too, by the way :)

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    5. Re:Na no! by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Hell, I even heard the term 'nanochemistry' once! Is there any other chemistry?
      I do find the idea of using nanochemistry in conversation highly amusing myself. I suppose macrochemistry would be closer to engineering then (or Lego maybe) ?

      "This table was assembled thanks to advanced macrochemistry bonding devices known as 'screws'".
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  26. Disclaimer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I should have added to my above post: "Don't try this at home."

  27. Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how will this affect the Wii?

  28. Art imitates life, or is it.... by TyrWanJo · · Score: 1

    What i find interesting about this is that often trends in art are precursors to those in science, i.e. the renaissance theorems about perspective in painting and its eventual application to physics, or Jules Verne's numerous stories that seem, by today's standards, almost prescient. I believe this is another one of those cases where an art form has preceded and accurately, to some degree, predicted the course of the future of science and technology.

  29. May I be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Natalie Portman naked and covered in hot nanoglue?

  30. Groan..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Things Essential For The Survival Of Humanity:

    1. Spider-Man web shooters.
    2. A More Efficient beer bong.
    3. Penis enlarging pills.
    4. Larger breast implants.
    5. Better tasting malt liquor.
    6. A better, more gripping "Reality TV" show.
    7. More comfortable prisons, because doing Hard Time is just -oh so- hard.
    8. Protesting for the sake of protesting.
    9. Spending billions of tax dollars to build a bridge to nowhere.
    10. American Idol.
    11. Beauty pageants.
    12. Porn, porn, and more porn.
    13. Making porn more readily available.
    14. Viagra.
    15. Rogaine.
    16. Giving Illegal Immigrants a free pass into the United States.
    17. Paris Hilton.
    18. Trying to get you IPod "Just Right" instead of finishing your essay on the importance of education.
    19. Second Life and World of Warcraft.
    20. Developing a cheaper, low carb beer that tastes great and is less filling.
    21. Making better videos for YouTube.
    22. Devloping technology that allows you to drive faster and safer through traffic while talking on your cell phone, checking your email on your Blackberry, and catch the lastest and hottest music videos on your dash mounted LCD screen.
    23. Perfecting the "Keg Stand".

    - .....cut to.....
    1,995,263. More efficient engines.
    1,995,264. An inexpensive, efficient fusion reactor.
    1,995,265. Manned exploration of the solar system.
    1,995,266. College curriculums that contain field-relevent studies, rather than including irrelevent ones.
    1,995,267. Colonization of the moon.
    1,995,268. Colonization of suitable planets.
    1,995,269. Manned exploration of space.
    1,995,270. Social attitudes that create the desire to learn more, rather than to smoke pot, inhale potato chips, and play video games all day.
    1,995,271. Taking technology out of video games and putting it into things that actually matter.
    1,995,272. More efficient treatments for cancer.
    1,995,273. A cure for AIDS.
    1,995,274. Practical solutions to counter global warming.
    1,995,275. Understanding the importance of farmers and agriculture to human society, rather than ignoring them as "redneck idiots".
    1,995,276. Explore the secrets of the Universe.
    - .....End List.....

    Wow. I gues I really have my priorities out of order.

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    1. Re:Groan..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh....porn comes 12th on the list?

    2. Re:Groan..... by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      You forgot to include one more:

      24. Wasting my time in overly long and overly plenty Slashdot posts instead of doing anything either from the beginning of the list, or the end of it.

      Whining is easy, it has been easy for centuries, but now with the Internet, it's even easier. I'd rather take the web shooter than this, thank you very much.

    3. Re:Groan..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saving lives is minimally profitable.

      Easier and more profitable to sell solutions to problems that didn't exist in the first place.

  31. Starting countdown... now by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    How many seconds until some company sells webshooter cannon to the police to quell all those dangerous peace protesters? I'm guessing two years of seconds.

    The purpose of every new technology, the foremost purpose, is to shut up all those people who keep pointing out how stupid the majority are.

  32. Materials Science by dreamchaser · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, because we all know advances in materials science have never benefited anyone.

    1. Re:Materials Science by kc-guy · · Score: 1

      Like the cure for cancer, AIDS is a common banner to rally around, although 25 million people have died of AIDS since it was first recognized in 1981, while malaria causes disease in approximately 400 million people every year. (Wiki AIDS and Malaria)

      Everyone has their pet projects, and each can be argued as more important than the other, but in the end technology intended for one purpose benefits other areas as well.

      This excludes NASA's research, which has produced nothing of applicable scientific or medical value, except of course those neat temperature sensitive foam beds. Who really needs MRIs, CT scans, or improved biopsy techniques anyway?
      http://newemployee.hq.nasa.gov/html/hr/spinoff.htm

  33. Please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can sent a man to the moon but we can't cure cancer ?! What the hell is all that NIH money used for ? Jesus.

    1. Re:Please! by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

      Is it used for sending men to the moon?

  34. Important application by 0.693 · · Score: 1

    Nanobukaki

    1. Re:Important application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spideybukake, so bad Chugworth is gone...

  35. I webbed you... by bronzey214 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...that means you got the apartment!

  36. Uses the bodies own saline/fluids by spineboy · · Score: 1

    I often thought that maybe it used part of his bodies own interstitial fluid as part of a binary mixture. That way when Spiderman uses a lot of webbing, he becomes dehydrated, and just needs to drink more.

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  37. Web shooters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anybody stopped to think about what exactly happens to Spider-Man's web strands as he's swinging around? I never really read the comics, so I'm relying on the movies, but it's never really explained..

    Does it just vanish and go POOF after he uses it, swinging around? Perhaps he gives it a tug and it detaches from the wall and is sucked back into his hand at lightening speed...

    Maybe he simply detaches himself from it, leaving a sticky, messy trail of impossibly hard to clean up web strands around the city, but then, we never see them or any of the poor sods whose job it is to clean it up..

    'tis a great mystery.

  38. Ideal transportation by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    If this technology is cheaper than a car to buy...then I know what I'm buying next for transport. They only need to give me a free CD player and 0% interest. :)

    1. Re:Ideal transportation by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      Just don't try and travel through Kansas.

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  39. It's not by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    Okay, so I haven't read the article, but the summary strongly implies that where it says "is using" it means to say "hope someday to be able to use".

  40. Wait...comic book? by Enoxice · · Score: 1

    ...like the comic-book hero Spiderman's.

    Wait...when did they make a comic book out of the Spiderman movies? I hope they didn't mess up the characters or plot too much; everyone knows that movie-to-comic-book transfers are always disastrous (except, of course, for Fantastic Four).

    Man, those sentences almost hurt to type; but I guess it was all in the interest of comedy, so it was worth it. :P
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    1. Re:Wait...comic book? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I heard in the comic version, Peter Parker doesn't grow spinnerets, instead he invents the web solution ON HIS OWN, AT HOME! What a joke!

      Not only that, but he gets his powers from a bite by a RADIOACTIVE spider! Ha! He'd be more like "Leukemia-Man" wouldn't he!

    2. Re:Wait...comic book? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should have saved yourself the effort.

  41. Yes, but from a different sticky white fluid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Oh God, I'm sorry! The doctors didn't understand how it happened! How you had been poisoned by radioactivity! How your body slowly became riddled with cancer! I did. I was... I am filled with radioactive blood. And not just blood. Every fluid. Touching me... loving me... Loving me killed you!"

    Spider-Man: Reign, Part Three

  42. Not only did they spell it wrong... by Glytch · · Score: 1

    But they talk about his web-shooters as if he built them. Everyone knows that Spiderman grew them in the first movie.

  43. just like cleopatra by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

    cool so I can have gauntlets like in cleopatra 2525- how else am I supposed to fight the bailies?

  44. Length of Spider Web by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I don't think there is any way to get hundreds of feet of rope inside of a container a few inches around.

    Well, I tried a quick Google and couldn't find the linear length of a spider's web, but it has to be dozens of feet of material for web that gets rebuild every day - and most of those spiders have bodies on the order of a centimeter in diameter.

    Did you ever do the experiment in organic chemistry where you make nylon in a flask? You can spend an hour twisting a string out of the liquid bath. Ah, here's a good photo essay.

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  45. No Broken Bones? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I was deeply disappointed that I wasn't able to become a superhero.

    At least you found out before you went out the window...

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