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The Ultimate Reset Button

Gary writes "The gigantic red switch looks more like a mushroom straight out of Super Mario. It can be connected easily using two wires and can be activated in any direction. To get rid of the blue screen of death all you have to do is hit it with something (like, a fist)."

184 comments

  1. Just amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, this is just amazing....almost rivals the development of the polio vaccine.

    1. Re:Just amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is the lamest 'hack' I have ever seen on Slashdot. You can get industrial panel/remote buttons from just about any industrial or electrical supply store. Then you wire up two leads to your reset button.

      I can't wait to see what innovative tinkerer's project comes next on Slashdot. Maybe an LED with brightness control?

    2. Re:Just amazing by duguk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Maybe an LED with brightness control?


      Ok, this is a weird question and completely off-topic but I've been wanting to build one for ages.

      A PC controlled LED with brightness control - more than 32 levels please. If someone can come up with a parallel or usb controlled variable brightness LED (without a stepper motor, you cheater) then I'll be your friend! :D
    3. Re:Just amazing by Petronius.Scribe · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually they're dead easy to make. Get a digital potentiometer (variable resistor) and connect it as a current source. Hook your LED up to the current source and there you have it. If you want schematics, try this article.

    4. Re:Just amazing by anethema · · Score: 3, Funny

      A stepper motor to control LED brightness?? Stop breathing the solder fumes.

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    5. Re:Just amazing by galaad2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      what is amazing is the error message that the former site shows now:

      [...snip...]

              SQL/DB Error -- []
      Error executing error template.

      ROFL, even the error generator causes errors.

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    6. Re:Just amazing by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      You can do this easily with a PIC controller. I've recently built a (stand alone) RGB mood lamp with one of those things and it works flawlessly. You want PWM (pulse width modulation) to drive the leds in order to get proper attenuation.

    7. Re:Just amazing by YouTookMyStapler · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's amazing that the article is supposed to be fore a reset button for the "blue screen of death" and all I get when I click the link all I get is a blue error page.

    8. Re:Just amazing by ATMD · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing he meant to control a variable resistor...

      And you want to stop breathing solder fumes? Get the lead-free variety - it smells horrible :(

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    9. Re:Just amazing by ATMD · · Score: 1

      Ah, seems like as good a place to ask this as any (and since we're already off-topic):

      How would I connect my own LED to a motherboard's HDD/PWR headers? What voltage is provided? What value of resistor do I have to put in line with it? How much current can it safely draw? I'm building my own case from scratch, and I can't think of any way of finding these things out...

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    10. Re:Just amazing by HoosierPeschke · · Score: 1

      Having just taken a BASIC Stamp course, the LEDs we use (http://www.parallax.com/) use +5V and 470 Ohm resistors. You shouldn't need to worry about voltages or resistance because it's generally built into the motherboard.

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    11. Re:Just amazing by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      You'd be safer using +12V and 1,2kOhms resistors, but your combination will do perfectly fine, specially considering the very low power draw of LEDs.

    12. Re:Just amazing by geekoid · · Score: 1

      OK, you seem knowledgeable.

      Is there a way to send a signal to a port that tells the computer to shutdown or suspend?

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    13. Re:Just amazing by billcopc · · Score: 1

      That's actually the easy part, just do PWM to get accurate brightness. The higher the frequency, the finer the levels. I guess the ideal way to do this would be a very simple PIC controller. Some of them have built-in USB support.

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    14. Re:Just amazing by WLAJ · · Score: 1

      My UPS does it quite well over the RS-232 (serial port). I've heard that you can even get them with USB ports these days.

    15. Re:Just amazing by Petronius.Scribe · · Score: 1

      Break it down into two blocks. 1) You need some software on the computer that listens to a port (serial, USB, whatever) and shuts down the computer on command. if (data_from_port == magicnumber) `shutdown -h now`; or something like that. 2) You need a device that generates said signal in response to whatever external stimulus you want. As another poster said, UPSs do this all the time. There's quite a bit of information on this available on the web, it's a popular high school/hobbyist electronics project (not shutting down necessarily but once you've got it printing a message to the screen, shutting down is a trivial extension).

    16. Re:Just amazing by anethema · · Score: 1

      Yeah but a stepper motor controlling a potentiometer from a computer is taking the -easy- way? Sheesh!

      I have one acronym for you(the GP)....PWM! Easy as hell to do in any language on the parallel port.

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  2. Options. by mulvane · · Score: 2, Funny

    Could I get one of these fashioned as a Colt 45 or other such instrument of death? I gotta tell ya, sometimes just beating the hell out of something doesn't leave you with the cold, hard final satisfaction that you killed something.

    1. Re:Options. by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your parents must shit themselves every time they hear you coming up the stairs from the basement.

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    2. Re:Options. by mulvane · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't have parents anymore. They had an untimely accident tied to a series of unfortunate events.

    3. Re:Options. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Colt 45 or other such instrument of death

      Lando would be so insulted.

    4. Re:Options. by nine-times · · Score: 4, Funny

      whose basement do you live in, then?

    5. Re:Options. by mulvane · · Score: 5, Funny

      I inherited it my current living arrangements.

    6. Re:Options. by zodiaccat · · Score: 1

      It shouldn't be too hard. You'd pretty much just rig up the switch to a target, and fire away.

      (If you really want to, you could also shape it like an animal/person, and fill it with stage blood.)

    7. Re:Options. by swillden · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't have parents anymore. They had an untimely accident tied to a series of unfortunate events.

      Just because they're in the freezer doesn't mean they're not still your parents.

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    8. Re:Options. by halcyon1234 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Better yet, hook it up to an accelerometer, which is hooked up to a small monitoring CPU. Put the accelerometer into a punching back. Then right it to send a signal once it reaches a certain acceleration (ie: when you hit it long enough).

      Then, set the monitor to start a timer once it registers a high enough average acceleration. Set the time for, say, 10 seconds. If you manage to sustain the average acceleration for a long enough time, the monitor will reset the computer for you.

      It's not enough to hit something. It's not enough to hit something hard enough. It's only enough to hit something hard enough, repeatedly, for a period of time. Only then will you have worked out your rage. =)

    9. Re:Options. by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the instrument of death part, but "BSoD? Have beer!" Sounds like a good plan to me.
      Lando: Haveing problems with your droid?
      Han: No... No problems.

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    10. Re:Options. by labalicious · · Score: 1

      Congrats. I just spit out my coffee. ;P

    11. Re:Options. by DarkTempes · · Score: 2, Funny

      Need a roommate?

    12. Re:Options. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      How do you get internet access from an old shack in the woods?

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    13. Re:Options. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I did something like that years ago, to disconnect electronics that were wired to people's auditory nerves in the lab. Being able to hit it when being slammed in the ears by the loudest sound you can even imagine hearing was an important safety feature.

    14. Re:Options. by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't worry, i tried to kill myself also when i sat down to watch that movie. I'm just sorry to hear that they succeeded...

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    15. Re:Options. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you get internet access from an old shack in the woods?

      First, ask your mom to roll over so the wifi signal has line-of-sight to the WAP. Then we shove the antenna up your ass, penetrating through your pharynx and jaw, and hoist your impaled corpse high up in the air. I scrape some of the poo nuggest from your crack and cover your eyes, even a few slices of zuccini on top will do fine. Next, we spin a spool of copper conductor around your body like a lunch lady spinning cotton candy around a spade. Now that your white ass is covered head-to-toe like a corndog, we position some cardboard around you as a primitive parabolic reflector. We then test the signal quality and link-layer for consistency.

      That is all.

    16. Re:Options. by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      I hope people were compensated well for this - is this a result of failure? Or normal operation?

    17. Re:Options. by Molochi · · Score: 1

      well played.

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    18. Re:Options. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I feel bad for trolls.

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  3. Link? by Southpaw018 · · Score: 1

    It's a button that is used in industry for stopping various machines

    Can anyone provide a link to where one can be bought? The blog and linked source blog provide no info, not even a name to Google.

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    1. Re:Link? by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 4, Informative

      http://www.automationdirect.com/ is one good supplier. This kind of industrial grade hardware is expensive, so eBay might be the best choice. What you want is commonly called a "mushroom head emergency stop pushbutton". If using it for a PC reset switch, you want normally open contacts, whereas most E-stop systems would use normally closed.

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    2. Re:Link? by Idbar · · Score: 1

      Google images using:
      emergency button

      That will give you plenty of "cute" options.

    3. Re:Link? by Tickletaint · · Score: 0, Troll

      ACs are modded -6. I don't read you, I don't mod you, I don't see you. Don't like it? Don't be a coward.
      Yeah, because Slashdot usernames are so much less anonymous. :-P

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    4. Re:Link? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      I am looking for one that resembles the EMP switch from the original Matrix movie. If it has bugs (like actually bringing the entire electronic grid down in your neighborhood), I wouldn't mind paying it at half price.
       

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    5. Re:Link? by Southpaw018 · · Score: 1

      Rather than posting individual replies, thank you, everyone. I'll look around :)

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    6. Re:Link? by Jackrabbitslam · · Score: 1

      I did buy one a while ago, at "Archers Plumbing" in Oklahoma

    7. Re:Link? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      They call that a Molly-Guard.

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  4. Yet another excuse... by Idbar · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... to buy Windows! ;)

    Page was /.'d, or perhaps they used the button on their webserver?

    1. Re:Yet another excuse... by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nah. Just run Linux with the fglrx driver...

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    2. Re:Yet another excuse... by kc-guy · · Score: 1

      "Actually before Windows went mainstream computers had fairly small reset buttons, but with the advent of Windows came the practise of frequent resetting." Do you really need any more reason to buy Windows than this? Thing of the innovations Windows has brought into the world through the amount of time spent patching various "features."

  5. Unix guys prefer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thats for Windows users. Unix guys would rather like to have a pedal under their desk that is mapped to Escape. Imaging how much fun vi could be...

    1. Re:Unix guys prefer... by mulvane · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I could get one pedal for escape and another for ":", I think vi could rival most anything for speed.

    2. Re:Unix guys prefer... by duck0 · · Score: 1

      Brake, clutch, now you just need enter for the gas pedal.

    3. Re:Unix guys prefer... by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, he did place the button at a perfect position for a good head slam.

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    4. Re:Unix guys prefer... by Nimey · · Score: 2

      Heeeyy... get one of those rudder-pedal or car-pedal sets and rig it up for Emacs. No! Even better -- jigger up an old pipe organ console for Emacs.

      As to the amount of fun: I remember reading back in the old days of foot-powered sewing machines, a woman who positioned herself just so could be masturbating just from the movements of her leg. So yes, your idea with the pedal *could* be fun for geek girls. :-)

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    5. Re:Unix guys prefer... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Finally a reason I can use to get my wife to start sewing!

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    6. Re:Unix guys prefer... by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 1

      I developed some USB hardware recently that would make this about as trivial of a project as the article's reset button project.

    7. Re:Unix guys prefer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't a clutch send : on pressing and enter on releasing?

  6. Already down by ushering05401 · · Score: 1

    That site stayed up all of what... two minutes? There has to be a better way.

    1. Re:Already down by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

      The webmaster is checking out his new button.

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    2. Re:Already down by Kijori · · Score: 2, Informative

      That site stayed up all of what... two minutes? There has to be a better way. The Mirrordot mirror is located at http://www.mirrordot.com/stories/32d28c3271b0bc44f 01248f67896ca8f/index.html.
    3. Re:Already down by bendodge · · Score: 1

      Here's a mirror of the image: http://www.bsgprogrammers.com/pics/ultimate_reset_ button4.jpg

      For even more fun, label it "Any" and give it to someone who thinks they know more about computers than you do.

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  7. Wow. by DrEldarion · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Is this the most blatant slashvertisement we've had yet?

    1. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering there's no link to buy the thing and no specific manufacturer mentioned: no.

      This is just some guy(or girl) who decided to use an emergency push-button in what they thought was a novel and funny way. You're free to say it's an advertisement for emergency push-buttons in general, of course, but that would be pretty silly.

    2. Re:Wow. by kie · · Score: 1

      well they may not be providing details for purchasing but they have certainly
      identified the target market...

      from the article,
      > The best part is when you have lost your cool with the blue screen of death,
      > just hit the button with your fist to reboot.

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  8. Awesome! by perlhacker14 · · Score: 1

    I hope this can be installed on any computer! Just think, rather than coming to the network admin to take out their frustration, the users could take it out on the reset button. So much less trouble for the rest of us, with an easy frustration reliever and simple reset. Awesome!

    1. Re:Awesome! by ktappe · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hope this can be installed on any computer! Just think, rather than coming to the network admin to take out their frustration, the users could take it out on the reset button.
      Nooooo!

      I don't know about you, but a notable portion of my day is spent responding to users' woes with "Did you try rebooting?" If users learn to reboot their own computers, that would cut the need for us admins in half. This button thingie will lead to mass unemployment. It's evil! Kill it! Kill it!

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    2. Re:Awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      At least you can still ask if its plugged in.

    3. Re:Awesome! by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      That's OK, if these guys worked for digital they'd mount it on their server rack at about hip level or elbow level facing outwards.

      We had a VAX at work and the halt button was positioned such that just about ANYBODY working in the server room would manage to bump it. The thing probably cost more than a car and nobody thought to put a guard over the front-panel switches or at least recess them...

    4. Re:Awesome! by Thundersnatch · · Score: 1

      We had a VAX at work and the halt button was positioned such that just about ANYBODY working in the server room would manage to bump it. The thing probably cost more than a car and nobody thought to put a guard over the front-panel switches or at least recess them...

      We have a number of pieces of equipment with that issue in our server room. Cleaning crews would hit the big red button on our AC flow panel about once a year. Our solution was to take a small plastic cap from an aeorsol can and tape it over the switch with gaffer's tape (no residue). Label it of course. Seems to work, and costs all of a few cents.

  9. the ultimate? by ArcSecond · · Score: 4, Funny

    You ever wonder if servers have thoughts and feelings? Sometimes I think it is cruel the things Slashdot does to them.

    Reset button indeed. More like LITTLE BLUE LINK OF DEATH.

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    1. Re:the ultimate? by mulvane · · Score: 1

      I fear the possibility my servers can think and have feelings. My must think I am the most sex depraved individual person on the face of the planet with a tendency towards violence to undressed women.. Geez!! I hope it doesn't get smart enough to learn how to phone someone for help.

    2. Re:the ultimate? by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      Reset button indeed. More like LITTLE BLUE LINK OF DEATH. It's green on my screen, YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!
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  10. As always, Mirrordot by Necroman · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:As always, Mirrordot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woohoo Necroman! I can actually see the link.

      methinks mirrordot should be included in all links to prevent server carnage

    2. Re:As always, Mirrordot by froggero1 · · Score: 1

      methinks mirrordot should be included in all links to prevent server carnage
      Sounds like you want the slashdotter extension for firefox.
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    3. Re:As always, Mirrordot by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Because, of course, a Firefox extension that only a few slashdotter use is MUCH BETTER than actually modifying Slashdot so that ALL links use mirrordot in order to prevent actual slashdotting of web servers world-wide.

    4. Re:As always, Mirrordot by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Mirrordot isn't a Firefox extension, although I have no doubt there is one available. I use IE and can view mirrordot just fine... get it right.

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    5. Re:As always, Mirrordot by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

      That or maybe not every hobbyist/little blogger's website should be a full-blown database-driven three-stage uber-site on a dinky (or shared) CPU. Wordpress, of course, is the worst of these, but none of the others are terribly good. I'm busily writing a blog software(yes, in PHP, now shut up) that could very handily survive being Slashdotted. It, umm, ain't hard.

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    6. Re:As always, Mirrordot by HUADPE · · Score: 1

      GP was referring to GGP's suggestion of the Firefox extension Slashdotter.

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    7. Re:As always, Mirrordot by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Oh, my bad. It was at 1, so I didn't see the comment, and thought the GP was referring to the GGGP's post about mirrordot.

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    8. Re:As always, Mirrordot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're not reading Slashdot at -1, Nested, kindly shut the hell up until you learn how the comment system works. Thanks.

  11. WHACK-A-MOLE by no_pets · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these.

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    1. Re:WHACK-A-MOLE by mulvane · · Score: 1

      Imagine the uptime of said computer with a beowulf cluster of these attached.

    2. Re:WHACK-A-MOLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The perfect solution to a Windows NOC.

  12. in soviet russia..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    giant mushroom punches YOU!!!!

  13. Bad Idea if... by Wicko · · Score: 1

    ... you or someone living with you has that urge to press big shiny buttons.

  14. Funny but stupid by phasm42 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    To get rid of the blue screen of death all you have to do is hit it with something (like, a fist).
    Or... you could just fix the problem. Really, a hard reset will only fuck things up in the long run.
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    1. Re:Funny but stupid by Wicko · · Score: 1

      Fixing problems are overrated. It's become standard practice to just ignore them.

    2. Re:Funny but stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or... you could just fix the problem. Really, a hard reset will only fuck things up in the long run.

      My problem is a fucking bluescreen of death. A hard reset seems to fix it just fine. Do you have a suggestion for dealing with a BSOD that doesn't involve resetting?

    3. Re:Funny but stupid by Compholio · · Score: 1

      Fixing problems are overrated. It's become standard practice to just ignore them.
      Be careful, people might start confusing you for a doctor.
    4. Re:Funny but stupid by duguk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do you have a suggestion for dealing with a BSOD that doesn't involve resetting?
      Linux?

      Ok ok! I joke!

      Or you could find out how to automatically reboot on blue screen of death.
    5. Re:Funny but stupid by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not a reset button, it's an anger management tool.

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    6. Re:Funny but stupid by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Agreed, install Windows in VMware or Qemu on Linux and always copy the image file from backup before starting the virtual machine. That way you have a fresh system every time.

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  15. In addition by WillRobinson · · Score: 4, Informative

    The common variety of E-Stops are locking, you want the momentary type, as said by poster, with open contacts.

  16. I have one of those... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have one of those, it really is neat!
    Only drawback is that my cats think it's a toy and every once in a while one of them sneaks towards it an(*#djweSHDFHf... LOST CARRIER

  17. Some links by WillRobinson · · Score: 2, Informative

    Google for momentary e-stop.
    But here is one that would do http://www.automationworld.com/view-3183, you can order momentary, locking, with proper contacts. But I agree, ebay would be best for a cheep one. Here is one on ebay with locking key so toddlers don't reset your system http://cgi.ebay.com/E-STOP-MOELLER-RPSR-S-EMERGENC Y-KEY-ENCLOSURE-BOX-NEW_W0QQitemZ300116926899QQihZ 020QQcategoryZ42898QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZVi ewItem

    1. Re:Some links by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

      If that Moeller unit is like the other locking Estops I have used, the key doesn't prevent it being PUSHED, but the button won't pop back OUT without the key. I believe that requiring a key in order to activate an E-stop is an OSHA violation. Requiring a key to reset a tripped button is OK, and sometimes helpful in knowing which button was pressed when there are many installed.

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  18. Oh no! by zygwin · · Score: 1

    Poor thing got /.ed and dugg at the same time.

  19. Slashdot = Garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a BUTTON, this is not a hack, who gives a shit about a BUTTON

  20. Hey!! I have one of these! by Khyber · · Score: 3, Informative

    *looks at the big "OFF" switch on his power strip.*

    I think we already had these for a couple decades, now...

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  21. Two wires? by AJWM · · Score: 1

    TFA says "it uses just two wires". So how come the bottom picture shows four? (Red, yellow and two black.) Decoration?

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    1. Re:Two wires? by Sparr0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am going to hazard a guess that the two blacks are both grounds and the red and yellow are opposite signals, one for when the switch is pressed and one for when it isnt. This opens up more possible uses, since some hardware wants momentary-open for reset instead of the PC standard of momentary-close.

    2. Re:Two wires? by GIL_Dude · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's so it can reset two PC's at once? I have to admit, I was scanning the comments to see if there was a "two wires?" one and if there wasn't I was going to add one. Got beat to it though.

      I don't know much about emergency stop buttons, but maybe this one is multiple pole and has two for normally closed and the other two close when the button is pushed? For example the NC would complete a circuit for normal operation and the other two would activate an alarm? Otherwise, "I got nothing".

    3. Re:Two wires? by NeilTheStupidHead · · Score: 1

      Two blacks are ground, the red and yellow are momentary open and momentary closed respectively (if I remember correctly). The pushbutton can function in either capacity and saves having to keep a stock of two different types of buttons (and saves using the wrong one and spending hours trouble shooting the entire system to find out it's your own screw up).

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    4. Re:Two wires? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he used one of his four-pin power cables?

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  22. Guard by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You should really add a mushroom-head pushbutton guard to this, so you don't frob it accidentally.

    1. Re:Guard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frob?!

    2. Re:Guard by tylernt · · Score: 1

      Frob?!
      It's a perfectly cromulent word.
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    3. Re:Guard by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Why do people insist on adding to the cromulary?

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    4. Re:Guard by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      But that takes the fun out of shouting "No whammy no whammy no whammy... STOP!" when you feverishly pound your hand on it.

    5. Re:Guard by RobinH · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised they make a mushroom head pb guard. The whole idea of a red mushroom head is to make it highly visible and easy to push (e.g. when one hand is caught in the machinery and you're groping wildly with the other hand to hit the e-stop). I have been working with such things for 6 years now and have never seen a use for one. But leave it to Allen-Bradley to make some part that only 3 people will buy in a year, then charge you $100 for the privilege. :)

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    6. Re:Guard by MattGWU · · Score: 1

      Mean like a Molly Guard?

      If we're digging around in the Jargon File.

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  23. Oops by cfvgcfvg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like someone hit the Ultimate Reset Button on the webserver.

  24. thinking too small by Jeek+Elemental · · Score: 1

    as a complement, one could put an old-school 3 phase knife-type circuit breaker on the psu, you get them pretty much as large as you can imagine.

    bonus, your pc will be protected from 1000+ amp short circuits.

  25. Online version by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Use with caution, as it will shut down the internet.

  26. How long can cadet Stimpy last? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ren: See that button?

    [Stimpy looks at button. He moves his hand to press the button but Ren smacks his hand away.]

    Ren: Don't touch that button!! It is the history erase button, you fool!

    Stimpy: What does it do?

    Ren: Maybe something good, maybe something bad. We'll just never know, because you are going to guard it. You are not going to touch it, are you?

    1. Re:How long can cadet Stimpy last? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:How long can cadet Stimpy last? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cartoon

  27. How often do you hit reset? by bcmm · · Score: 1

    It would be more fun to make this do some arbitrary software thing. You could do this by wiring it to the power button or something (on ACPI systems under Linux, at least, it isn't hard to make that do whatever you want - just have a program watching /proc/acpi/event).

    It might be fun to bind it to "skip track" and hit it hard whenever that song you meant to delete ages ago comes up.

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  28. C+A+Del by kemo_by_the_kilo · · Score: 1

    wow, control alt delete in one magic button!

  29. Good news everyone! by aliquis · · Score: 1

    No wait, that sucked. Why is this news? Most unintresting Slashdot news item ever.

    "OMG LOOK SOMEONE HAVE HACKED TEH RESETBUTTON!11ONE!", wow, the crazy ideas, connecting a reset button between two wires! What else might they come up with?

    1. Re:Good news everyone! by Nappa48 · · Score: 1

      A button that displays Goatse on your screen.
      The button goes on your head, so whenever you hit your head in a moment of stupidity, Goatse pops up and you laugh it off...or puke up half your gut, whatever.

    2. Re:Good news everyone! by MORB · · Score: 1

      I was scrutinizing the thread hoping that I wouldn't have to write a snarky post myself. You just restored my faith in humanity.

      Too bad I don't have mod points right now.

      Seriously, hooking an emergency push button to "reset" is newsworthy now? I already thought of that... When I was 16 years old. And even then it only managed to occupy my thoughts no more than 10 seconds before I dismissed the idea as stupid and unfunny.

    3. Re:Good news everyone! by rah1420 · · Score: 1

      I can't believe the eds rejected my submission and took this one.

      Yes, it's off topic. I don't care, this was so freakin' lame.

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  30. More impressive by stg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/accessories/911 6/ would be much more impressive, if it could be set as a reset button.

    I'd be a bit worried about being arrested as a terrorist, if I had one of those in a office, though...

    1. Re:More impressive by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh man, someone needs to take that thing and make it a reset button right now...I would so buy if it served a useful purpose. That would be so amusing...
      Fellow Worker: Hey dude, your computer froze up on me
      You: Okay, just reset it
      FW: How? (Expecting the location of the reset button)
      You: Do you see the box on your right? Flip the top switch
      FW: Okay...
      You: Now flip the bottom one
      FW: Okay...you sure this is the reset?
      You: Yep, now insert the key on the desk next to it into the keyhole on the left and turn it to the right
      FW: Okay...umm, it lit up red...is that bad?
      You: Nope, now lift the plastic guard and hit the button
      FW: Uhh...I think I'll just go work on my laptop instead...thanks

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    2. Re:More impressive by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Or this

  31. The ultimate GDO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The switch looks pretty dumb sitting on a desk. Realistically whos computer not suffering from hardware problems spontaneously crashes anymore?

    Wire this sucker up in your garage instead and you have a very cool looking and very useful garage door opener. I might even replace my door bell with one. Although it would look painfully stupid outside my front door it might give the javahoas and dish network goons second thoughts about pressing my ESO.

    Also if your going to bother making a computer reset switch like this I'd damn well make it useful. Instead of taking 5 minutes to wire it to the reset pins on your motherboard...

    There should be a watchdog driver to go with it, if it stops sending keep-alives to the switch it should have an option to press itself. It could also light up in different colors or patterns to indicate various error conditions...

    Low/No mem, something spinning the cpu, Disk I/O queue full, watchdog failure, drive timeout, network down..etc.

    There should be an "enterprise" edition of the same switch only it would be ethernet based using SNMP traps and host MIBs to monitor servers and devices and then issueing reset signals to a managed RPB when pressed.

    Is anyone interested in a cell phone that looks like a mineature DHD? The first 100 people who hack the neilson database in order to dramatically improve SG1's ratings get a complimentry DHD phone with lighted chevrons and big red glowing button in the center in their choice of unlocked GSM/UMTS or CDMA models.

  32. RadioHack by notanatheist · · Score: 1

    RadioShack has some nifty "big buttons" you can buy. I found a lovely large green one there that I modded a case to use it as the power button. They also have quite the selection of smaller momentary switches in case you want something a little more child resistant. Personally, I prefer the lighted bulgin vandal switches from frozencpu.com.

  33. This is lame... better would be... by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

    One of those switches you see in movies to trigger some major event. Typically they have a molly guard, sound an alarm when the guard is opened and you have to turn two keys at once within one second and mash the button to activate it.

    Now THAT would be cool. Imagine having an industrial grade alarm go off as you open the molly guard, red WARNING: RESET ACTIVATION lights coming on, and the final silence as you push the button...

    Heh. I'm such a geek.

    1. Re:This is lame... better would be... by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      Heh. I'm such a geek.

      Because you imagined something you saw in a movie?

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  34. I remember when ..... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ...your computer didn't have the reset switch (hardwired power supply on/off switch) due to the over engineering of it to be a software controlled power switch. That is where this button could have been really handy. Giving back the fundamental power switch so grandma doesn't have to climb under the desk to unplug the power plug.

    Even better how about a clapit switch. Then everyone can applaud blue screens of death while MS use the applause are a positive sign of acceptance.

  35. VMware buttons by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    I think the buttons in the VMware management utility are big enough. A virtual machine on Linux is the only sane way to run Windows.

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  36. One problem... by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

    The big red button is too much of a temptation for my 18 mo. old child. The power button doesn't do anything if simply clicked when the computer is on, and the reset switch is this tiny innocuous button that (to him) doesn't look like it does anything. This, on the other hand, screams "PRESS ME!".

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    1. Re:One problem... by binarybum · · Score: 1

      I hereby release Chabil Ha' from any obligations to purchase and install a big red button.

          Are you the type that posts "insensitive clod" comments on lawn and garden BBs because you live in a high-rise?

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    2. Re:One problem... by compro01 · · Score: 1

      i believe the molly guard was invented for this very situation.

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  37. Kernel Memory Space Analyser by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Can sometimes put you onto the component that caused the BSOD. (It looks at the dump, that must be turned on.)

    Other times it's not much use.

    If you have regular bluescreens you should look into it.

    In any case you'll need the reset button. But perhaps not so much in the future.

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  38. Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, kudos for this one :
    "Error executing error template."

  39. what most basement dwellers here really need... by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Funny

    the emergency button for when mom walks in... quickly closes the browser window and brings up a minimised screen...

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    1. Re:what most basement dwellers here really need... by Raideen · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, their mothers will still wonder why their kids insist on having their pants down while working on a document.

  40. not in my house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    My cat would sit on it.

  41. It Really Works! by Aaron_Pike · · Score: 1

    Clicked the link, got an SQL/DB error. It really works!

  42. That's not a mushroom... by The+tECHIDNA · · Score: 1

    ...that's a Press Your Luck buzzer.

    "No crashes, no crashes, no crashes...STOP!!"
    Crap! {{Foghorn noise}}
    (Animation of Steve Ballmer throwing chair and breaking monitor, Ballmer head pops up with a {{boing}} noise)

  43. looks like something out of a game show by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    BIG BUCKS! BIG BUCKS! No whammys! No whammys! STOP

  44. I misread it as by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

    To get a of the blue screen of death all you have to do is hit it with something. That would be a strange sort of reset.

    Heh, that's one advantage I saw when playing with virtualization. I could blue-screen windows in my virtual machine and the host operating system (linux) would keep chugging away. It's a pretty good feeling when BSOD no longer requires a reboot.

  45. Normal for anything with real power. by Animats · · Score: 1

    We, and everybody else in the DARPA Grand Challenge, had big red EMERGENCY STOP buttons all over the vehicle. Everybody with robots of non-trivial size uses those things.

    1. Re:Normal for anything with real power. by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      is the touch soft enough to be activated via a paintball?? (im not sure i would want to have to get near a car thats gone nuts)

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    2. Re:Normal for anything with real power. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      We, and everybody else in the DARPA Grand Challenge, had big red EMERGENCY STOP buttons all over the vehicle. Everybody with robots of non-trivial size uses those things.

      I am not surprised. Years ago my Dad got thrown out of a small boat he was driving and got to spend the next 10 minutes treading water while it did loops around him. We fixed the problem with a reed switch and a magnet on a string. Similar idea but more fail safe because if it gets away from you then it stops automatically.

  46. Griffin Powermate by mccalli · · Score: 1

    It might be fun to bind it to "skip track" and hit it hard whenever that song you meant to delete ages ago comes up.

    For such things, might I recommend a Griffin Powermate? Excellent device.

    Cheers,
    Ian

  47. Slow news day... by Lisandro · · Score: 1

    *yawn*

  48. If you think that you need this thing . . . by GRW · · Score: 1

    then you should consider changing to a more stable operating system.

  49. Computer controlled LED by Simonetta · · Score: 5, Informative

    Real men don't fool around anymore with digital potentiometers and op-amps when it comes down to the nitty-gritty task of controlling an LED.

        Now it's far cheaper to use a microcontroller with pulse-width modulation to guide the LED into it luministic destiny. Get an 8-pin AVR (like the Tiny11) or even a 6-pin PIC microprocessor for less than 50 cents US, preferably one that is in a new surface-mount package much smaller than the LED and fits underneath it. Then write the code that gently awakens the LED from its inner darkness. Be guided in your code by the idea that just as the LED is being raised from its inherent chaotic darkness, so too is man raised from his internal chaotic darkness by the direction and focused energy of Jesus, God, Jehovah, Allah, Buddha, Krishna, Great Spirit, or Whoever (grammar goblins, note the proper capitalization of the indirect pronoun that refers to the deity).

          The point is that now it is cheaper to effect a hardware solution with an ultra-cheap microcontroller than it was in the 20th century to do with cheap 555 timers coupled with resistors and caps or to do with TTL clusters. It does require software skills that weren't needed previously. It's a whole new frame of reference for electronic designers. This trend will continue as very fast, (50 MegaHertz system clocks, fast for microcontrollers), very powerful 32-bit microcontrollers with large internal memory continue to fall in price [the 50MHz/32K FlashROM ARM controller has broken the $5 barrier].

          Will we ever use a 32-bit microprocessor to control a single LED? Don't laugh too hard. Using a chip that has more internal resources than the original IBM PC to control a few LEDs is not rare now. If some future 128-bit CPU has the ability to be programmed just by talking to it, and it's cheaper than an LED, then why not?

    1. Re:Computer controlled LED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Real men don't fool around anymore with digital potentiometers and op-amps when it comes down to the nitty-gritty task of controlling an LED."

      Did anyone misread that as IED? I figured we all knew they just blow themselves up along with it.

    2. Re:Computer controlled LED by funfail · · Score: 2, Funny

      Most probably it would be even cheaper to integrate the microprocessor into the LED itself. Just imagine a beowulf cluster of such LEDs...

    3. Re:Computer controlled LED by anethema · · Score: 1

      If using the LPT, is there a problem with PWMing the LED directly? Just buffer it if you're worried about current draw. Seems to be the easiest way to do it from the computer and any semi competent programmer could whip up a computer input to PWM program in C in a couple minutes. Depending what the overall project goal is I suppose.

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    4. Re:Computer controlled LED by hernyo · · Score: 1

      In X years, real people will not fool around with ultra-cheap microcontrollers. Instead, they will set up a regular PC (*) to trigger the reset button of the computer. Then, they'll probably need a third PC to be able to reset your first-resetter-computer, too.

      And yeah, all three PCs will know how to make coffe.

      (*) by means of complexity

  50. Fark by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Can Slashdot PLEASE attempt not to be Fark? This is not what Slashdot is about, this is what Fark is about.

    Slashdot used to be insightful and interesting, now it's trolling, unfunny memes and crappy blog posts used to gain Google ranks more than provide content.

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  51. Molly-guard by HiggsBison · · Score: 1

    ... you or someone living with you has that urge to press big shiny buttons.

    That's what a Molly-guard is for.

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  52. It's been 7 years, dudes. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    "To get rid of the blue screen of death all you have to do is hit it with something (like, a fist)."

    Wow... a big red button I might use once in the next year. They should have sold this 8 years ago.

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  53. More interesting by lpangelrob · · Score: 1

    This could be more interesting if, say, upon a blue screen, a laser immediately shot forth from the PC and slowly aimed at your balls, 007 style.

    1. Re:More interesting by vidarh · · Score: 1

      And that's ALL the information we need about your sex life.

  54. Not power. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    The problem with power is, if something accidentally gets stuck on that button, hold it down for 5 seconds and the machine is OFF. I know you can intercept a single press/release, but if you press and hold, on most boxes, it will eventually shut off no matter what you're doing.

    On the last laptop I had Linux on, I played with the lid-close event. That was a bit more useful...

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  55. It's just... by FernandoBR · · Score: 1

    ...the definitive windows gadget you must have.

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  56. been looking for Colt 45, but can't find it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - ummm... malt liquor...

    "Colt 45... Does it every time!" :-)

  57. Someone Forgot To Hit The Button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SQL/DB Error -- [
    Error establishing a database connection!
    Are you sure you have the correct user/password?
    Are you sure that you have typed the correct hostname?
    Are you sure that the database server is running?
    ]
    SQL/DB Error -- [
    Error selecting database iphonela_mt!
    Are you sure it exists?
    Are you sure there is a valid database connection?
    ]

    Warning: mysql_error(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/iphonela/public_html/cgi-bin/mt/php/extlib/e zsql/ezsql_mysql.php on line 93

    Warning: mysql_errno(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/iphonela/public_html/cgi-bin/mt/php/extlib/e zsql/ezsql_mysql.php on line 94

    SQL/DB Error -- []
    SQL/DB Error -- []
    SQL/DB Error -- []
    Error executing error template.

  58. That's pretty cool, but by Mikachu · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think I'd call THIS the ultimate reset button.

  59. Ultimate? by RockRampantly · · Score: 1

    I couldn't.. reach.. Sporky-Dorky... Someone hit my... reset button. (50 pts and a cookie to whoever gets that reference)

  60. Or even better... by feedmetrolls · · Score: 0

    Have a mouse with no buttons and instead put pedals under the desk that serve as left and right clicking...and perhaps a clutch and gear shift for scrolling.

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  61. A Button by lullabud · · Score: 1

    This is a news article about a button. More comments after the jump.

    Captain obvious was there and had this to say about it: "It's a slow news day."

  62. Don't make me cromulate you by Dachannien · · Score: 1
  63. reset? should be power off! by itzdandy · · Score: 1

    wouldn't this be more appropriate as a 'power off' button? isn't that the typical use of a big red panic button?

    maybe rig it up to kill your ethernet so you can conveniently loose connection when getting your butt stomped in a C&C3 match!

    1. Re:reset? should be power off! by ContraBassBlack · · Score: 1

      When some spyware knocked down my firewall and started doing whatever evil thing it does, I was wishing for a big, red emergency connection stop button as I dived under my desk to yank the cable.

  64. Not Really Fixed. by triso · · Score: 1

    "To get rid of the blue screen of death all you have to do is hit it with something (like, a fist)." I would have thought the way to get rid of BSODs would be to install Linux.
  65. Worst Slashdot "story" ever. by hack++slash · · Score: 1

    /comic store guy

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  66. WOW by ShaunC1000 · · Score: 1

    This must have taken him an entire "Heros" commercial break to make this.

    What will be his next "hack?" Making his lights dim with a "dimmer switch?"

  67. What BSOD? by thethibs · · Score: 1

    You have to wonder what these people do with their computers.

    Our SOHO system includes a Win98 laptop, NT4 server, XP laptop, XP desktop, and a linux NAS. The Win95 machine was retired about a year ago.

    According to my logs, the last crash on any machine was in 2001, and I traced that to a broken network card. Before that was in 1998 when, silly me, I installed some Corel software on the NT machine. A big red reset switch? Gimme a break.

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  68. I NEED one of these for my Mac... by scooter.higher · · Score: 1

    Oh, wait...nevermind. I don't need one. I have a Mac.

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  69. Noooooo by specific_pacific · · Score: 1

    Make stop with the diggish articles

  70. wow by Dan541 · · Score: 1

    Do we really have Nothing better to post on /. today? Maybe I should show everyone how I use a deskfan to cool my computer!?!?

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  71. Why the red button? by jonathan+DS · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it relieve a whole lot more if thay had put the head of certain individuals on it? And hit it the monkey-way!

  72. Easy button by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    Does this remind nobody else of the Easy Button?

  73. How about these? by Tehrasha · · Score: 1

    These are much better looking....
    1) http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/selfdestruct-bu tton-usb-hub-188135.php
    2) http://www.everythingusb.com/usb_self-destruct_but ton_v2.html

    Plus, these give functionality to those of us running an OS that doesn't require resetting regularly.

  74. Awesome! by Vacardo · · Score: 0

    Now I can invite friends over and have a reason to shout: "Don't touch it!! It's the History Eraser button you fool!!!"