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Are Keyboards Dishwasher Safe?

i_like_spam writes "Computer keyboards are a breeding ground for bacteria. Studies have shown that keyboards often contain more bacteria than toilet seats. Common cleaning methods, such as pressurized-air canisters and damp rags, help remove some of the dirt, but they also leave behind plenty of grime. National Public Radio describes a recent experiment by a reporter who used a dishwasher to clean her keyboard. Following the advice on Plastic Bugs, she placed her keyboard in the top rack, didn't use the heated dry cycle, and air dried the keyboard for a week afterwards. Her keyboard is now squeaky clean and functions perfectly. Has anyone else tried this or any other alternate keyboards cleaning methods? For those not willing to air dry for a week, dishwasher-safe keyboards are now available. Would you ever do this to your peripheral? "

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  1. At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by jthill · · Score: 5, Funny

    Post it again in a week!

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  2. Bad Idea by maz2331 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My wife put a keyboard in the dishwasher and killed it dead. Never did work again.

    1. Re:Bad Idea by coleblak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I kind of do the same, though it's more pull off the keys, take off the top unit, then clean the top half of the plastic and maybe the bottom half if it needs it by hand. I can put most of the keys back on from memory but occasionally I just look at another keyboard in the house to get the last few I may not remember goes in what place. Putting it in whole to a dishwasher just seems to scream bad idea. Who knows what hasn't been properly coated and will end up corroding in some way. Even putting in just the plastic makes me leery. I've seen some extremely hot water in units destroy some pretty sturdy plastic items.

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  3. The evils of soap by Chairboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Contrary to popular belief, water isn't the real danger to the keyboard here, it's soap. The soap is conductive, and if it isn't fully rinsed, could short out contacts and render the keyboard unusable.

    So the modified checklist is:
    1. Keyboard you can afford to lose.
    2. No soap
    3. Shake empty of water, then air dry.

    1. Re:The evils of soap by keithjr · · Score: 2, Informative

      The water isn't going to be distilled, so odds are it is still electrolytic and thus can just as easily bork a keyboard by itself.

      The key step (pun intended) is the air drying. As long as the water no longer bridges contacts, you're fine.

    2. Re:The evils of soap by Doddman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      so what about something like rubbing alcohol? or hydrogen peroxide? that would kill bacteria AND evaporate pretty quickly

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    3. Re:The evils of soap by rbmorse · · Score: 2, Informative

      I follow the dishwasher with an isopropanol rinse and then compressed air, and then give it 24 hours drying time. Never had a problem.

    4. Re:The evils of soap by JesseL · · Score: 5, Informative

      I work in electronics manufacturing.

      Every printed circuit board we make gets washed in a sink with tap water then dried with compressed air. In over 20 years, it's never been a problem.

      It could be more of an issue in places with harder water, but in that case ordinary distilled water would be a poor choice too. You really want deionized water as the ordinary distilled stuff is ridiculously reactive.

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    5. Re:The evils of soap by yuda · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I once accidentally put a USB pendrive through a washing machine cycle (cold with detergent) and dryer (hot spin). I assumed I would have killed it and lost some pretty important work related stuff. But no, after plugging it in a couple of times it mounted perfectly and is still working a year later.

    6. Re:The evils of soap by mnmn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd question this.

      I washed a few keyboards, most notably my IBM Model M.

      Some did not quite work well afterwards and the plastic layers with copper encrusted in it must be cleaned carefully and dried. Rust forms on that layer fast (and so water was the more dangerous element in my case). If it is dried quickly enough there's no reason why it should not work.

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    7. Re:The evils of soap by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's because they boards aren't powered when they're washed.

      Keyboards are dishwasher safe in the same way that flash drives or these printed circuit board are dishwasher safe.

      If they can physically survive being immersed in water (I.E. they don't contain stuff that will dissolve) then the water won't destroy them.

      The problem occurs when the keyboard is powered. The water will short every connection in the board and that will cause a very large problem. Someone will probably mention that you could use distilled water to clean it because distilled water won't conduct electricity. However, one website tried running a computer while it was immersed in distilled water. It worked for about 5 minutes and then the water started to dissociate and it shorted the machine out.

      Bottom line, if you want to wash your keyboard then just make sure it's dry before you try to use it.

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    8. Re:The evils of soap by stumblingblock · · Score: 2, Funny

      Take it in the shower with me, set on a box fan for several hours to dry. Has worked fine several times.

    9. Re:The evils of soap by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2, Informative

      Compressed air is the key though... not the lack of tap water or soap. Many places use nitrogen instead of compressed air, but either way you have a very clean, dry airstream to clean it.

    10. Re:The evils of soap by jbrader · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just wash my hands regularly.

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    11. Re:The evils of soap by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I just wash my hands regularly."

      I hear ya. Ever since I've started washing my hands, I've noticed there's an invisible force field that repels all liquids, cat hair, and crumbs from the keyboard. It's an amazing phenomenon that only Douglas Adams could describe in great detail.

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    12. Re:The evils of soap by antic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Funny you should mention this - my girlfriend put her iPod Nano through a washing machine cycle just this morning, including the bud-style headphones.

      Still seems to work.

      I'm not sure if that says more about the strength of the Nano or the weakness of the washing machine. ;)

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    13. Re:The evils of soap by evanbd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not at all true. In order to operate it without problems while it was immersed in water you would have to do all that. Once the water is gone, it doesn't matter any more. And the circuitry is simple enough it's unlikely to be damaged by operation while it's wet -- it just won't function properly.

      I've washed my current keyboard three times now, twice in the dishwasher and once in an ultrasonic alcohol bath. The only ill effects are that the sticker on the back is fading and the plastic on one of the screw holes has partially stripped (thread-cutting screws in plastic aren't particularly reusable). All three times I've tried to use it before it was fully dry, and all that happened was a few of the keys misbehaved.

  4. Yes. by evanbd · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've done this before. You can air dry it for only 24 hours in most climates, and a lot less if you're willing to take it apart after. If you use it before it's fully dry the worst that seems to happen is keys behave weirdly -- if that happens, it's not done drying yet.

    At my current job I have access to an ultrasonic alcohol bath cleaner; that was quick and simple, and dried out even faster.

    Compressed air nozzles also work well, though that's more for dust and debris and doesn't do much about the grimy stuff.

  5. Slight complication by rescdsk · · Score: 4, Funny

    What about laptops?

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    1. Re:Slight complication by BerkeleyDude · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jst tae ot the eyboad, and wash it sepaately.

      Bt caefl, thogh - the keys may fall ot, so it's easy to lose them. :(

    2. Re:Slight complication by Vulva+R.+Thompson,+P · · Score: 2, Funny

      Trust me, it works great! Just put the whole unit (don't forget the power supply and bag) on the top shelf and be sure to use extra soap in the dispenser.

      Give it a try tonight and let us know how it worked out.

    3. Re:Slight complication by ezHiker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One time I spilled beer into my laptop. The keys and mouse started behaving strangely, of course. After cursing profusely at myself, I took the laptop and placed it upside down on top of my my air conditioning unit outside with the keyboard facing the fan for about an hour. Worked perfectly after that...

    4. Re:Slight complication by deniable · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just don't try cleaning them out with a high powered vacuum. You'll be pulling keys out of the bag. It's fun to watch if it's someone else, though.

  6. Easier Solution... by mabba18 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wash you damn hands!


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    1. Re:Easier Solution... by cadu · · Score: 2, Informative


      This would have no effect at all, nasty keyboards are caused by the food that falls on the keyboard.

    2. Re:Easier Solution... by Khyber · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or in some cases, stray bits of marijuana and tobacco and ashes and dead skin cells and... (you get the point)

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  7. No, but.. by calebt3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    seeing as my keyboard is a bit attached to my laptop, most people in my situation probably would not.

    1. Re:No, but.. by kazade84 · · Score: 3, Funny

      A guy in a high street computer shop once told me about a phone call he had received from a customer. They said that they had spilled some sticky drink over their boss's keyboard while he/she was away and they asked if there was anything they could do about it. He suggested that they wash it under the tap and leave it to dry for a day or two then it will be fine....

      ... a week later the computer guy got another phone call, this time it was the boss asking why in the world he had suggested that his employee washed his laptop under the tap!

  8. A Week??? by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    and air dried the keyboard for a week afterwards

    A week? That's probably more fossil fuels consumed than a new keyboard would be.

    1. Re:A Week??? by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Air dried = Let sit out. Zero fossil fuels burned =)

    2. Re:A Week??? by cheater512 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, Global Warming dries it out. :)

  9. most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by llZENll · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Studies have shown that keyboards often contain more bacteria than toilet seats."

    Don't you get tired of hearing how things are cleaner than a toilet seat? As proven on Mythbusters, almost everything is dirtier than a toilet seat, the floor, the counter, your mouth, your hands, all contain more bacteria than a toilet seat. So people, stop with the toilet seat analogies, they are meaningless!

    1. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by Moe+Yerca · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obviously you've never seen my toilet seat.

    2. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 2, Funny

      As proven on Mythbusters, almost everything is dirtier than a toilet seat

      The fallacy here is that having bacteria does not necessarily make something "dirty" (unhealthy). There's probably more bacteria in my stomach right now that my toilet seat. Does that mean I wouldn't want to get food in my stomach? There's good bacteria, chaotic neutral bacteria, and chaotic evil bacteria.

    3. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by fimbulvetr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not true! I've seen it leave your apartment when you're gone. It likes to go on a stroll, sometimes even takes the dog out. I wouldn't worry until it starts answering the phone, though.

    4. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by shellbeach · · Score: 3, Funny

      As proven on Mythbusters, almost everything is dirtier than a toilet seat, the floor, the counter, your mouth, your hands, all contain more bacteria than a toilet seat. So people, stop with the toilet seat analogies, they are meaningless! So clearly we should be putting keyboards in toilet seats. Not only would we have better hygiene, but you wouldn't have to stop coding when you need to take a dump ...
    5. Re:most things are cleaner than a toilet seat by cheater512 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah but people dont know that.

      Heck if you told them they had (good) bacteria in their intestines, a lot of people would try to drink Dettol (or similar) and make the world a better place.

  10. Re:So cheap by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I keep holding onto my keyboard because if I buy a new one, some kid in Asia is going to be roasting this one over an open pit coal fire to get the gold out of the capacitors.

  11. At my university by debile · · Score: 5, Informative

    At my university (Sherbrooke) we work late, drink coffee and eat things like chips or our diner in front of the computer. Keyboards get dirty quickly because the security guards cannot enforce the law.

    What IT does to clean the keyboard is much the same but probably less damaging. The have a big plastic box they fill full of water. They just immerse the keyboards for a few hours, lt them dry for 72 hres.

    Everything is clean and they don't brake often with this method.

    1. Re:At my university by shellbeach · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everything is clean and they don't brake often with this method. Yeah, there's nothing worse than the keyboard in front of you braking all the time ...

  12. Turns out F6 does have a use after all. by Plug · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Good point about F6. It hasn't even been loved enough to be given a Function function on my Thinkpad T60.

    Turns out it moves between focusable frames in Windows, and in Firefox, can be used to focus on the task bar - and hit again to focus on the page! Useful, yet unloved.

    Someone needs to start a F6 fanclub. That key will get a complex.

  13. Re:Did it many MANY times. by ralfg33k · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just lick mine clean.....kinda like the family cat. Sometimes the cat and I take turns licking the mouse, too. Never got sick, though I did get a second taste of some cashew chicken from last month. Mmmmmmm.

  14. Would I do this to my peripheral?? by HydroPhonic · · Score: 2, Funny

    An emphatic yes, given what else I'd do to my peripheral!

    1. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? by Xiph · · Score: 3, Informative

      i've done this plenty of times, to several different keyboards (ps2, usb, whatnot)

      my brother does it. as long as you rinse it properly to get rid of the soap,
      and then give it some time to dry, it'll be fine.

      some keyboards are based on several layers of transperent sheets for connecting the keys.
      if that's the case, it's an advantage to seperate the layers slightly, to get more air through.

      This doesn't only apply to keyboards, but to all electronics,
      you can wash them if you remember to rinse them, and give them time to dry.
      Also, never do it with a battery still attached, it's the electricity AND the stuff OTHER than water that kills the electronics.

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    2. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? by B'Trey · · Score: 4, Informative

      This doesn't only apply to keyboards, but to all electronics, you can wash them if you remember to rinse them, and give them time to dry.

      This is largely true. I'm a retired US Navy Electronic Technician and we used to have a dishwasher in the shop solely for washing electronic circuit boards taken from electronic test equipment. Most equipment is not harmed by exposure to water IF there's no electricity applied. That being said, take care and use common sense, especially if you're dealing with an entire piece of gear and not just a circuit board that's been removed from the equipment. In addition to batteries (and that includes small one's like computer CMOS batteries, which are sometimes soldered to the circuit board), be aware of speakers and other components which can be damaged by water. Some equipment may contain ferrous materials, which will rust or corrode. If you're comfortable with disassembling the equipment, it'll sometimes help both the cleaning and the drying. Even if you don't want to disassemble it completely, it might be advantageous to take the outer casing or shell off the gear after washing to aide in drying. (Be careful not to partially disassemble before washing if there are small or loosely installed parts that can be dislodged by the spraying water.) A heat lamp or bright sunshine will also speed drying, as will a fan. You can even place some boards in an oven at low temperatures. Again, use common sense! A strong heat lamp placed too close to the item or a hot oven can melt or deform some plastics. A couple of hours in the sun doesn't guarantee that all the water is evaporated from all the little nooks and crannies.

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    3. Re:Would I do this to my peripheral?? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't think I'm the first knucklehead (I hope), who's dropped his cellphone in the toilet. You know, One minute it's in a shirt-pocket and the next...splash.

      My neighbor, who's a retired US Navy communications guy and possibly an ex-spook, convinced me not to either put it into an autoclave or throw the (rather nice) phone away.

      So, a couple days later, he gives the phone back to me and it's working perfectly. Same battery, everything. He told me later that he'd simply disassembled the phone, hit it with his wife's blowdryer and a sun lamp and voila! He started telling me stories of electronics that had been rescued from much worse than just a dunking in a loo.

      Even though there was nothing but water in the toilet when the phone fell in, I had a slight hesitation putting it to my ear for a week or so, but it worked just fine.

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  15. We have nothing to fear but fear itself by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Would you ever do this to your peripheral?"

    Nope. But then I don't share the [seemingly] common pathological fear of bacteria that's been created in the last decade or so.

    1. Re:We have nothing to fear but fear itself by Kohath · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree. In fact, I am internally equipped with various defenses to fight and defeat those evil bacteria. The bacteria on my keyboard was probably originally attached to me anyway.

      After I use someone else's keyboard, I wash my hands. Maybe I should write an Ask Slashdot topic:

      "I recently discovered it was possible to wash my hands. After looking up various hygiene-related articles (link to Wikipedia) I found out that hand-washing has been associated with greatly-lessened likelihoods of getting sick. And disease outbreaks have been shown to be limited among populations of folks who wash their hands. Finally, after I heard that Al Gore washes his hands (link to Al Gore), I started doing it myself. Has anyone else tried this? Where do you wash them? Do you live near a fast-moving river where you can wash them? I wash mine in the toilet, but I'm starting to think that's not helping as much as the online articles suggest. There are other fixtures in my bathroom, but I don't know what they do. Has anyone ever tried using these other fixtures?"

  16. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by qbwiz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ae keboas ishashe safe?

    o.

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  17. Re:Shower by NoOnesMessiah · · Score: 5, Informative

    I use to shower keyboards all the time, since the late 80s, when they'd been peed on or drooled on by special needs children. Give them an isopropyl alcohol rinse, let'em dry, and you're good to go. Also works with Apple ][ motherboards, joysticks, and the occasional 5-1/4" floppy that had jello shoved inside it (don't ask...). A few rules apply; no mechanical systems (there's a special cleaning solution for those), no power systems, no monitors (unless you LIKE grisly death), no headphones, no speakers, et cetera. Just solid state components and key switches only please. Q-tips, Vaseline, canned air, and isopropyl alcohol are all still tools of the trade. It's amazing what you can do with them even on modern hardware.

  18. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Anpheus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow! How many times do you have to refresh the post reply page before you get a captcha you can type?

  19. Re:Better disinfectant : ethanol or propanol by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Better question: Why are you wasting 200 proof Ethanol on a $30 keyboard?

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  20. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by omeomi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ten years ago my step-brother was doing it often

    I did it once. I dumped most of cup of coffee into my Microsoft Natural Keyboard a few years back. I took the whole keyboard apart...the keys come out in groups, and there's a dimpled plastic thing underneath the keys. Since I had it apart, it didn't take a particularly long time to dry...I waited a few hours, I think. Washing it didn't hurt anything, but the keyboard was never quite the same. Some of the keys were harder to press down for some reason, like there was more friction or something. I tried putting a little bit of Teflon lubricant on those keys, but it didn't really feel quite right after that. Over time it's improved, though.

    Can't imagine why I would wash my keyboard often, though. People always get so scared when they find out there's germs around. That's why I have an immune system. My keyboard hasn't hurt me yet, so I'm not too worried about it hurting me in the future. Maybe if I get some sort of keyboard-born illness someday, I'll change my ways...assuming it doesn't kill me, I guess.

  21. Re:So cheap by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I would write a better reply, but why keep my computer on and waste the electricity" says a voice in my head. Not just any voice- this one sounds like Al Gore.

  22. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by theshibboleth · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do you know it hasn't hurt you? Have you never been sick? At this very moment those bacteria may be evolving sentience and soon they will plot to destroy your brain with laser beams fired from bacteria-proportioned starships.

  23. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by dawhippersnapper · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was shaving one day and knocked my treo 700w into a toilet, I grabbed it out immediately and took the battery out, ran clean non chlorinated water through it, put it in the oven on 150F for about 5 hours, put the battery back in and it worked fine for months. I eventually moved to an xv6700. It still worked fine though.

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  24. Anecdotal evidence by jimbojw · · Score: 5, Informative

    I can personally attest to the validity of dishwashing keyboards - I have seen it done (successfully) first hand.

    About 10 years ago, my friend's mom complained that her computer was acting strangely. It would keep typing the same letters over and over again after a single initial keypress. My dad did some investigation and noticed that this happened on every program, not just the DOS prompt where she noticed it.

    He pressed her on the subject of her keyboard, asking if anyone had spilled anything on it - to which she fervently replied "No". Being the problem solver he is, my dad had brought along his own keyboard to use in testing and lo and behold, everything worked just fine.

    It was about that time (faced with evidence that it was a peripheral problem) that she admitted that there may have been some iced tea spilt on the keyboard a few days prior - but that she didn't think it was any big deal.

    Since my dad had a spare keyboard anyway, he gave it to them in exchange for the tacky one. Once home, he did the very experiment described in the article. He ran the keyboard through the dishwasher (bottom rack) on low heat so as not to melt the keys. Then he propped the keyboard up in front of a floor vent to let the dry, air-conditioned air work on it overnight.

    The next day, he plugged in the keyboard to discover that it was fixed! Back then keyboards had less gadgetry (no numeric side-pad or soft "media" buttons up top), but hey - a win's a win.

  25. I dropped a water balloon on my Apple ][ by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I once dropped a water balloon onto the keyboard of my Apple ][+. That keyboard isn't just powered, it's attached to the computer. Water was all over the motherboard and everything else. And, being a little kid, I was bright enough to switch it on "to see if it still worked." It didn't.

    But you know what? It lived. Dried it out as best as I could with a hair dryer and left it overnight, and it worked fine.

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  26. Re:I've washed mobos... by Yertman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hi,

    I have done this a bunch of times except I take the keyboard apart so you can really get the water out. Here is my web page detailing the process I use:
    http://dkdk.homelinux.com/keyboard/

  27. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by LBt1st · · Score: 3, Informative

    Water itself doesn't conduct electricity.

  28. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by qnxdude · · Score: 5, Informative

    water doesn't hurt electronics contrary to popular belief.. its powering them up when wet that does. and its not even shorting that does the damage when you do.. it electrolysis that kills them by damaging the circuit.

    when we assemble printed circuit boards the last step is to wash them in warm water to strip the flux used in the soldering process.

    also when i get a gadget thats been dropped in the toilet (pagers are notorious for this) we tell the customer to pull the battery, put it in a bucket of fresh water.. and bring it over to the shop.

    i have a 99% success rate reviving drowned electronics this way.

    $0.02 from a electronics tech in the field..

  29. I don't know about keyboards.... by kbox · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... But it don't work with cats.

  30. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Fordiman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Every two months I disassemble my keyboard and run the plastic bits through the dishwasher. I hand-clean the little metal chachkis, and dust off the electronics. Then I reassemble. Works pretty well, I think.

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  31. Wash in de-ionized water by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative

    Printed circuit boards are normally washed in something like a dishwasher after soldering. A few components can't tolerate that, mainly some speakers, and they have to go on after the washing step.

    But you have to use water with low dissolved solids, since, when the water evaporates, it's going to leave solids behind. Leaving streaks of iron behind is definitely a Bad Thing. So use distilled or de-ionized water.

  32. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by PaulBu · · Score: 3, Informative

    when we assemble printed circuit boards the last step is to wash them in warm water to strip the flux used in the soldering process.

    The fancier way, apparently, is to wash it in hot water, THEN in almost pure alcohol (to absorb the water), THEN shake it *really* hard, to get rid of (now less pure) alcohol droplets. When late one night our (very experienced) electronics guy got to the last part I (more of a software kind) had to try to look the other way, you know, with the sickening feeling that this beautiful half-gold-plated thing will crack right there and then -- but it did survive just fine.

    Paul B.

  33. How to clean a keyboard without a dishwasher by wehe · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not every keyboard is ready to get cleaned in a dishwasher. In some cases you have to disassemble them and clean all the parts separately. Here are guides to take apart a computer keyboard and clean it for keyboards made by almost any manufacturer.

  34. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Kyojin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your irresponsible lack of keyboard sanitisation will lead to the deaths of 2/3rds of the population of this planet - they will die from a disease caught from a dirty keyboard. The other 1/3rd, consisting of hairdressers and keyboard sanitisers and the like, will be shipped off to another planet where the answer to life, the universe and everything will be discovered.

  35. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by OrangeTide · · Score: 4, Informative

    hot water will dissolve the protective layer of grease on the contacts (it's gets runny when hot). You severely degrade your keyboard's life by washing it in a dish washer.

    I've washed keyboards before in the shower by hand (usually in response to spilling beer on them). this is preferable in my opinion. But some keyboard designs do not tolerate washing very well. For example my fairly pricey Sun keyboard was damaged with water because the watered corroded all the contacts (there were wide black streaks, making many of the keys unreliable). it took a good two hours with a pencil eraser to rub the corrosion off the contacts. although the stress or rubbing the corrosion off cracked one of the traces on the very fragile design, forcing me to buy a $15 conductive pen to repair it.

    if you are going to washer it i would also recommend rinsing it with distilled water before letting it dry, a jug of that stuff is like a dollar. and possibly accelerate the drying process with a hair dryer on cold. not hot, unless you want to melt your keys, hair dryers usually get too hot too quickly.

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  36. Re:So cheap by Apotekaren · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have a KeyTronic basic keyboard from 2001. What I do I unscrew the 4 screws that hold it together from the bottom. Then I wash just the plastic parts, the top, the keys(which I remove one by one) and the bottom. I leave the electronics untouched, or just wipe the rubber cover with a damp cloth. Works 100% of the time, with minimum downtime(no airdrying for a week, the plastics are all dry in one hour).

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  37. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I would question the actual point of the cleaning. Everything that makes it onto my keyboard is either my own skin particles or foodstuffs or dirt/dust out of the air. Sure if you pop the keys off its pretty disgusting in there, but its also fairly cheap to buy a new keyboard every few months (haha until I get a wolf-claw). For me, at least, I know I'm the one person in my house who rarely gets sick... this could just be an immune system thing or it could be my disgustingly grotty keyboard/mouse combination.

    My $0.02 AU

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  38. electronics - water - alcohol OK but for plastic by Herve5 · · Score: 4, Informative

    indeed this process of rinsing with water, then alcohol, then evaporating the alcohol (not specially shaking, not specially cooking either, or not too hot just to accelerate drying) is really the standard in electronic board cleaning.

    The only issue you may have is, in general you'll have *non-electronics* parts around your board, e. g. an LCD display whose nifty plastic surface may well crack when in contact with alcohol: this is the main issue to take care of.
    Alcool is technically said to "reveal constraints" in ordinary plastics, so beware about this...

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  39. Re:So cheap by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 3, Funny

    But but... where would all the calculators go?!

    It's funny... I had that same voice in my head... but my fingers wouldn't let me type the command to shut this box down...

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  40. Re:oh the irony by prandal · · Score: 4, Funny

    All the letters worked but special keys like Shift, Ctrl, Alt, Etc didn't. Where's the Etc key?
  41. Saitek Gaming Keyboard by AnarkiNet · · Score: 2, Informative

    My Saitek Gaming Keyboard has a top that separates from the bottom by simply removing a few screws, and the top has no electronics and is sealed from the bottom part. So the top (key part) can be washed without the need to spend a week drying it. Pretty cool design in my opinion.

  42. Do not try with white Apple keyboard by neoguri · · Score: 2, Informative

    A friend of mine recently dish-washed the white keys of his iMac G4 keyboard. They are now clean but also very yellow! So watch out for discolouring.

  43. Think first! by mikkelm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most keyboards have their leads printed on flexible plastic sheets that are screwed together with a metal backpane. If water gets inbetween these, it *will* lead to shorts and burnt leads, and your keyboard *will not* function.

    Ideally, what you want to do is take the front part of the keyboard off, remove the keyboard controller PCB (Usually just three screws and you can pull it and the cord off,) remove the plastic sheet and the metal plate, and then just scrub the thing down with whatever you're comfortable with. Dry it off traditionally with a hairdryer or similar device (being plastic, it doesn't take more than fifteen minutes,) and screw the sheets and the controller back into the keyboard.

    Voilá. Clean keyboard in twenty minutes tops.

  44. Re:Shower by beaviz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I use to shower keyboards all the time, since the late 80s, when they'd been peed on
    This is the important part of the comment, the rest is just really boring and does not by live up to the expectations build by this sentence.
  45. Re:So cheap by mennucc1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I definitively agree : open it and wash only the plastic part ie keys and outside case. I have done that from time to time - and the results are awesome. And , BTW, you DO need soap to clean it (contrary to what a later post claims) ; but if you are washing only the plastic and keeping the electronics dry, then it is perfectly fine.

  46. Re:At last! A story *made* for slashdot! by anti-human+1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A-ha! You said "pouring," implying that it wasn't an accident! Wait til your boss hears about this!

  47. Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It is sensible to clean keyboards because the dirt sometimes interferes with proper action. Your instructions are excellent for people who haven't cleaned electronic circuit boards before.

    However, it is not sensible to worry about bacteria. There are bacteria everywhere, all the time. Whether there are 100,000 bacteria on every key or 1,000,000 makes little difference.

    Slashdot editors seem to easily believe science fraud articles. Maybe they played with their Nintendo Game Boys in biology class, physics class, and, judging by the number of spelling and grammar errors, English class.

    1. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by B'Trey · · Score: 2, Informative

      However, it is not sensible to worry about bacteria. There are bacteria everywhere, all the time. Whether there are 100,000 bacteria on every key or 1,000,000 makes little difference.

      Fully agree. Additionally, the "more bacteria on your keyboard then on a toilet" is particularly inane. A toilet is a smooth surface that's regularly doused with bleach or other bacteria killing compounds. A keyboard is full of nooks and crannies that get packed with Doritos crumbs and little bits of Taco Bell meat and sprayed with drops of Mountain Dew. Which one do you think is going to have more bacteria?

      In at least one school, there are more germs on a water fountain than on a toilet.

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    2. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by billcopc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I love bacteria! Bacteria is what makes the difference between me and my spouse (well, that and the boobs). Being an utterly absent-minded ubergeek, I have a lax sense of how long food can survive in the fridge... if it doesn't have martian cheese, I declare it edible. The result of a decade of this dietary abuse is that I hardly ever get indigestion or cramps, while she will get nauseated just at the thought of day-old pizza.

      The human body is a complex, self-regulating organism. If you life your whole life in a super-sanitized bubble, soaked in distilled water and shielded from the sun's "harmful" rays, the very instant you step outside into the real world you'll drop dead. I'm not saying we should go about our daily chores covered in filth, but I certainly don't live my life in fear of microscopic critters. We humans have been around for thousands of years, well guess what: even the Neanderthal managed to survive, and while they didn't have the pollution problems of industrialization, they certainly didn't have hyper-filtered water and Purell lotion. We may be smarter and more productive than our far ancestors, but we've become big pussies.

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    3. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by Vengeful+weenie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've worked in public lab settings. After one winter where I had a number of colds, I started using a hand sanitizer regularly -- every time I came off of one of the keyboards. It made a huge difference. I think that any point of contact for multiple people, which is basically not clean ever is a health risk.

      If it's you home keyboard, I think this is less of an issue, just given the lower number of people using the device.

    4. Re:Bacteria, fungi, and viruses are everywhere. by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Gah! My pet peeve. OUr ancestors may have had a 30year _life expectancy at birth_ but this is VERY different. Humans don't actually live that much older than our ancestors, but the _average_ life expectancy has increased because we have drastically reduced childhood mortality from things like birth complications and childhood diseases like polio, measles, diarrhoea etc.