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Scientist Calls Mars a Terraforming Target

Raver32 writes "Mars will be transformed into a shirt-sleeve, habitable world for humanity before century's end, made livable by thawing out the coldish climes of the red planet and altering its now carbon dioxide-rich atmosphere. How best to carry out a fast-paced, decade by decade planetary face lift of Mars — a technique called "terraforming" — has been outlined by Lowell Wood, a noted physicist and recent retiree of the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory and a long-time Visiting Fellow of the Hoover Institution. Lowell presented his eye-opening Mars manifesto at Flight School, held here June 20-22 at the Aspen Institute, laying out a scientific plan to "experiment on a planet we're not living on.""

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  1. Go to Mars Quaid... by teknopurge · · Score: 5, Funny

    These guys obviously haven't seen Total Recall.

    1. Re:Go to Mars Quaid... by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

      These guys obviously haven't seen Total Recall. Would that I could say the same.
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  2. Gee, Wally by brian0918 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jeepers, what is this foreign concept called "terraforming" [that's been discussed for at least 50 years] - I'll try looking for information on this new resource called the Inter-Net and report my findings as soon as possible.

    Wish me luck.

    1. Re:Gee, Wally by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jeepers, what is this foreign concept called "terraforming [wikipedia.org]" [that's been discussed for at least 50 years] - I'll try looking for information on this new resource called the Inter-Net and report my findings as soon as possible.

      Wish me luck. Step away from the computer, Mr. President. Here, I have a nice shiny thing for you.
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    2. Re:Gee, Wally by Rycross · · Score: 3, Funny

      I didn't realize Cheney posted on Slashdot.

  3. Obligatory by inviolet · · Score: 2, Funny

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  4. A warning to early terraformers... by Brad1138 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you see any egg shaped pods, run away.

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    1. Re:A warning to early terraformers... by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you see any egg shaped pods, run away. Yeah, not sure if I could stomach any more seasons of Mork and Mindy either.
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  5. Marshalled will by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is not technology, nor money, he said, the pacing ingredient is marshaled will.

    Obviously this "Marshaled will" stuff must be the key ingredient that he's discovered. Just a pinch of that and planets magically become habitable.

  6. Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So we are hesitant to raise the temperature of our own planet, but its the first thing we want to do to the new one!

  7. Wow! by no-body · · Score: 1, Funny
    Impressive! Almost done messing up one planet & on to the next one.


    Excellent priorities!

  8. Re:Terraforming... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the planet has little/no water or 'stuff-that-can-be-made-to-water', and/or little or little/no oxygen that can be put into the atmosphere (with respect to the size of the planet, not an absolute "little" here), then it'll take more than just tossing some hearty growing things on the planet. Maybe if they're lucky, they'll find a nuclear reactor left behind by an ancient alien civilization that would melt the vast quantities of ice hidden beneath Mars's surface, thereby giving the red planet an almost instantaneous atmosphere!
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  9. Re:Terraforming... by jimstapleton · · Score: 3, Funny

    call me nuts, but the idea of breating an atmosphere of water vapor leaves me breathless...

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  10. Misread that.. by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Scientist Calls Mars a Terrorism Target"

  11. Re:Two problems I'm not seeing addressed here by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You are thinking way to small. We need to move Mars and Venus to the trailing Lagrange points in Earth's orbit. That will put them both in the water zone. Then, send a stream of comets from the Oort cloud to crash into Mars - just need to be careful not to miss. Venus just gets the good old fashioned algae/plants method of atmospheric reduction.

    By the time we use up Earth, Mars will be ready for wholesale migration, and by the time Mars is used up, Venus will be done simmering. By that time we will be assembling new planets from scratch with asteroids, Mercury, Pluto, Sedna, and whatever other junk we can find.

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  12. Re:Then who owns Mars? by muellerr1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Regardless, anyone who goes through the expense ... even a government, is going to want some assurance that the rest of humanity won't leech off their work.

    Like those pesky Colonials. Give them some arable land really far away and suddenly they think they're a sovereign nation.

  13. Re:Terraforming... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always wondered if terraforming could just be done my massive planting of hardy fauna.

    And I often wonder why I can't just take any type of plant and stick in some styrofoam in the closet and wait for it to turn the closet into a lush arboretum. Yet everytime I try this, everything just ends up dead...

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  14. Re:Terraforming... by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, obviously you need to lower the temperature in your closet to about 63 degrees below zero and then pump out 99% of the air, simulating the ideal growth environment found on Mars.

    After that, just stick some seeds in and watch them grow.

  15. Re:"Will"? by digitig · · Score: 2, Funny

    Right. We'll get right on that. We only have 93 years to go, according to this article. Yep. Remind us in 93 years' time to check up on whether the article was true or not.
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  16. Re:"Will"? by Duhavid · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought Mars needed Women?

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  17. Re:MARS! by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

    But I don't wanna go where the Bugaloos roam...

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  18. Re:Two problems I'm not seeing addressed here by Himring · · Score: 2, Funny

    Second, isn't the understanding still that Mars has insufficient gravity to preserve its atmosphere and so the solar wind strips the atoms and molecules right off the top, thus explaining the low pressure we see today? How do you counter that?

    plastic wrap

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  19. Re:Then who owns Mars? by y86 · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a resident Martian.... I, for one, welcome our new Earth overlords!

  20. Flora. by C10H14N2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    While certain varieties of FLORA may be able to survive in a CO2 atmosphere at near vacuum, the FAUNA would find it a tad more difficult.

  21. Re:Terraforming... by Surt · · Score: 2, Funny

    The near vacuum surface pressure combined with intense cold will kill cactus. Cactus lives in the desert. What you need to plant is something green that grows well in Antarctica. So go look at pictures of Antarctica, and pick your favorite plant from there.

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  22. It'll happen. Industry'll LOVE the idea. by crovira · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its perfect.

    Every belch from a power plant or a factory will actually be doing some good.

    No pollution controls required.

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  23. OPRAH and MARTHA can do it! by purpleraison · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's just toss Oprah Winfrey, and Martha Stewart on a one-way ship, and let them terraform the planet. Sure, me may not actually want to live on a planet designed by two self-righteous, kazillionairres. But the only thing we risk to lose are a couple of crappy TV shows.



    If they want to send Rosie O'Donnell, and Donald Trump, then we actually are starting to make a positive shift in Earth's environment.



    Now, if we could only ship off those ladies from 'the View'...

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