Robot Aims To Walk On Water
qeorqe writes "CMU researchers are developing a robot that runs across water (PDF). It is modeled after the basilisk lizard, which has that rare ability. The researchers have done both computer simulations and experiments with test models."
But if it doesn't, will other roots begin to worship it?
Bah! Apple has already built a phone that can walk on water. This is just a phone with arms and legs.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
Here's a video (of the lizard not the robot):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhsxo7vY8ac
You could at least do the meme thingy justice..
I [important]for one[/important] will be the first to welcome our new hydroplanetic cyberlizard overlords
which is totally what she said
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER:Bread!
VILLAGER:Apples!
VILLAGER:Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER:Mud!
VILLAGER:Uh, churches! Churches!
VILLAGER:Lead! Lead!
ARTHUR:A duck!
CROWD:Oooh.
BEDEVERE:Exactly. So, logically... if this robot float on water, then it is made of wood
At first I thought: 'Cool, but why would they want to do that?' Now it's clear to me: a robot that can carry a man over water in style is very useful when suddenly you are overcome by global warming. I live in the Netherlands, and I think I will need such a machine fairly soon.
-- Cheers!
Unknown. But the paper hypothesises that it may be possible to build robots that can move efficiently over land *and* water, using bipedal or quadroped legged walking for both. I don't think it's *that* hard to see possible applications for this. I bet the military could imagine a few, for starters. (and that tends to be a good start for robotics, lots of stuff that are today commonplace started out as military projects. Jet-planes anyone ?
I encourage people to actually read the article. It breaks down the mechanics of the basilisk's run cycle quite nicely. It has some really nice images and graphs illustrating it, too. I know it's a lot to ask, but at least look at the pictures in the article! By the way, they point out that learning more about the way the basilisk actually runs on water is one of the merits of the paper.
Though, with wall-climbing buggies and a snowmobile, not a robot.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-QBiBcK96Bs
...I got nothing.
Fry: (to a robot at a Bot Mitzvah) So, you don't believe in Robot Jesus?
Jewish robot: We believe that he existed, and that he was a very well-built robot, but he was not our Messiah.
Military indeed. I can think of few things more frightening than a motion tracking quadrupedal robot running across a river at you, guns blazing.
:x
... but can it turn it into wine?
At least we'll be too drunk to care when they get self-replication. I, for one, *hic* ...
'If Christ had tweeted the sermon on the mount, it might have lasted until nightfall.' - John Perry Barlow
How about a robot that parts water? Then we can have "BattleBots: Judeo-Christian Wars".
Cheers!
Atheist: Buddhist in a Prius