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Mac Worm Author Gets Death Threats

StonyandCher write(s) to spread news about the strange story of the reported Apple OS X worm, which is growing stranger by the day. The blog of the researcher who claimed to have created the malware reportedly received death threats. The blog was then hijacked, according to the researcher, who calls him/herself InfoSec Sellout. InfoSec blamed David Maynor for hacking the blog. For his part, Maynor apparently unmasked himself as "LMH" and InfoSec as Jon Ramsey. The post to the Fuzzing mailing list has not been independently confirmed.
Update: 07/19 13:48 GMT by KD : David Maynor wrote in and denies that he is LMH.

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  1. Note to self by Ogive17 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't cross a mac fanboy....

    --
    "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
    1. Re:Note to self by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't cross a mac fanboy....

      Amen Brother - I would never do that ;-)

      --
      There are shills on slashdot. Apparently, I'm one of them.
    2. Re:Note to self by vigmeister · · Score: 5, Funny

      Amen Brother - I would never do that ;-) Yeah... Once the Church of Apple declares you an SP, there is no escape for you since it is alright for them to "keep you down" and eliminate you. Of course, in the CoA, SP stands for 'Sensible Person' :)

      P.S. Oh! my god! The zipper on my flamesuit is STUCK! I'm so getting burnt.

      Cheers!
      --
      Atheist: Buddhist in a Prius
    3. Re:Note to self by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does this mean I should end my genetic experiment to cross-pollinate a Mac fanboy with a Scientologist to produce the world's most pompous asshole?

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    4. Re:Note to self by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How fitting, that a person glorifying beating up weaklings writes as Anonymous Coward.

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      Ignore this signature. By order.
    5. Re:Note to self by Chas · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yep. Nature beat you to it by several decades at least.

      Life found a way.

      Now prepare to be nibbled on by velocimactors before finally getting chomped on a toilet by Lord Xenu's Applesaurus Rex.

      --


      Chas - The one, the only.
      THANK GOD!!!
    6. Re:Note to self by jdray · · Score: 5, Funny

      KDE vs. GNOME?! Graphical user environments?! Kids these days! Back in my day, all we had was the good ol' fashioned vi vs. emacs argument, which I would like to point out to you is still going. I tell you what, that baby has stamina. None of these high-falutin' graphics and acronyms of capitalized letters, no, our flamewars were all lower case, the way they should be. We were so busy arguing, we didn't have time for shifting cases.

      And all this business about Windows versus MacOS versus Linux? What has this world come to? All we had to argue over was OS/400 versus VMS. And the computers weren't even ours. We had to steal time on them from the neighbors, in the middle of the night when they weren't looking. And we had to sneak our terminal cables through their open windows, standing on snowdrifts in our bare feet. We couldn't afford shoes, because we spent all our money on our one lone screen. And it wasn't even 132 columns...

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      The Spoon
      Updated 6/28/2011
    7. Re:Note to self by mulvane · · Score: 5, Funny

      Least you had night!!! In Alaska, we had to do it in broad daylight half the year!! And our nearest neighbor was a snowdrift away!! You ever see a snowdrift in Alaska? Size of Deleware they are!

    8. Re:Note to self by dintech · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does this mean I should end my genetic experiment to cross-pollinate a Mac fanboy with a Scientologist to produce the world's most pompous asshole?

      Only if you buy your creation a Toyota Prius.

    9. Re:Note to self by cuzco · · Score: 2, Funny
      You think my shirt is pink because I'm a fag?

      Hah!

      Its pink because I can't get the blood out!

    10. Re:Note to self by supun · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Don't cross a mac fanboy....

      Actually you can, just stay outside of a 1 mile radius of all Starbucks and you'll be safe.

      --
      :w!
    11. Re:Note to self by Divebus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't cross a mac fanboy....

      This is just a new vector on securing an operating system... and it probably works really well.

      --

      Most of the stuff on /. won't survive first contact with facts.
    12. Re:Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mac is known for various art styles.

      Like white, brushed metal, and glossy white.
    13. Re:Note to self by Like2Byte · · Score: 3, Funny


      elrous0 (869638) * Alter Relationship on Thursday July 19, @09:29AM (#19913249)

      Does this mean I should end my genetic experiment to cross-pollinate a Mac fanboy with a Scientologist to produce the world's most pompous asshole?
       



                  Re:Note to self

                  by canUbeleiveIT (787307) Alter Relationship on Thursday July 19, @10:50AM (#19914303)

                  I wonder what you would get if we mixed a Linux fanboy and an atheist...oh, never mind it would be a slashdork living in his mother's basement.

                  Now, let's see if this gets modded "Funny" like your post or "Flamebait."



      Hey! Congratulations, elrous0. It worked!


    14. Re:Note to self by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Last year I saw the bravest man in America. He was walking down the street in broad daylight wearing a Dallas Cowboys jacket over a Yankees t-shirt. Random people were just walking up to him and punching him.

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    15. Re:Note to self by HAKdragon · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...it would be a slashdork living in his mother's basement.

      It's called the Painkeep, thank you very much!

      --
      "Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs. We have a protractor."
    16. Re:Note to self by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shouldn't you threaten to kill yourself?

      This, fellow slashdot readers is why you shouldn't be anti-mac on /. - I'm not surprised the worm author got death threats - look what I get for joking!

      --
      There are shills on slashdot. Apparently, I'm one of them.
    17. Re:Note to self by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Perhaps Macs don't come with irony?

      Brushed Aluminiummy or titaniummy is all Mac users get - not a hint of irony.

      --
      There are shills on slashdot. Apparently, I'm one of them.
  2. Woohoo!! by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's been far too long since we had a nice bit of hacker drama! Now, where did I put my popcorn and my MOD vs LOD t-shirt...

  3. Should have picked a softer target by DrXym · · Score: 5, Funny

    He would have been better off picking a weaker target such Islam. You don't want to mess with those Mac zealots.

    1. Re:Should have picked a softer target by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course they're blowing up. They contracted their battery design out to Sony.

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    2. Re:Should have picked a softer target by jdray · · Score: 5, Informative

      showing MACs blowing up and Steve Jobs carrying them

      It's early yet, and the coffee hasn't kicked in, so I'm feeling a bit snippy. Please grant pardon for this:
      When posting among confirmed geeks, you should understand the difference between "Mac" as a shortened colloquialism for "Macintosh," a brand of computer system, and "MAC," an acronym for "Media Access Controller," a component of a network controller, as in "my MAC address is 0F:BA:29:C6:D5:18." If you want to refer to a Macintosh as MAC, go post over at PCWeek.

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      The Spoon
      Updated 6/28/2011
    3. Re:Should have picked a softer target by jdray · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Life as a Loadmaster was a mixed blessing. On good days, it's the best job in the world. On bad days, it really, really sucks. Luckily, though, good days far outnumbered bad days.

      A Loadmaster is responsible for the weight and balance of an aircraft. He (or she) is part of the crew, and flies with the aircraft. On standard cargo runs, in-flight duties consist mostly of checking hydraulic fluid levels every hour or so (it takes ten seconds, and I never saw a level be wrong), keeping the pilot in coffee, and trying to keep one's self occupied without pissing off the rest of the crew. Napping is a favorite past time, but then you're subject to the whims of the rest of the crew.

      The exciting in-flight business is airdrops. Cargo is rigged on the ground for airdrop, but it's the Loadmaster that's responsible to see that a) it gets rigged right, and b) the drop gets executed. When you're standing at the front of a full cargo compartment, and you open a 10x10 foot (3m x 3m for you non-Imperial unit people) hole in the back of your aircraft at 1500 feet altitude and 225 knots, push a button and watch your entire load of cargo exit the aircraft, well, that's exciting. Unfortunately, it's really hard to describe in text.

      On the ground, you and the crew chiefs (mechanics) are the first ones to arrive at the aircraft before a mission and the last ones to leave afterward. You learn to take an aircraft from bare cargo hauler to fully rigged for 92 passengers in about 90 minutes (that's an hour and a half for you non-Imperial unit people). You spend a lot of time crawling around dirty cargo, dealing with sick passengers (Herky's are notoriously noisy, bumpy rides), and filling out customs forms if you're going between countries (we did a lot of that in Europe).

      Due to the requirements for crews to get day and night airdrop experience, hours vary widely. You often find yourself going to work when everyone else is going out to party, or dragging in, dog tired, about the time everyone else is getting out of bed. On the upside, we spend most summers only working three days a week because of scheduling. Normally we'd fly Tues-Thurs days one week, then Tues-Thurs nights the next. If the scheduler liked you, you got days for a month, then nights for a month. If he hated you, you got days and nights both in one week.

      I wouldn't trade my experience as a Loadmaster for much of anything. For better or worse, it shaped a lot of who I am. If you want to see some nifty videos on the subject, look to these: http://www.digitalfog.com/gallery/airdrop.htm http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-466411340 3926414433

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      The Spoon
      Updated 6/28/2011
  4. Now we know by blueg3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we know the real reason there is less malware for the Macintosh.

    1. Re:Now we know by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wish they would apply this technique to spammers.

    2. Re:Now we know by Mutagenic · · Score: 3, Funny

      just because you are so unpopular you cant get laid doesn't mean you cant catch a STD.

    3. Re:Now we know by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Security by malware author assassination?

      Hey, if it works... I'm buying a Mac.

      --
      Ignore this signature. By order.
    4. Re:Now we know by RealGrouchy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Security by malware author assassination?

      Hey, if it works... I'm buying a Mac.

      There's MS's problem right there. They need to develop a chair that is fatal when thrown.

      - RG>
      --
      Hey pal, this isn't a pleasantforest, so don't waste my time with pleasantries!
    5. Re:Now we know by MouseR · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just don't spread the word. We work in the shadows ;-)

      *) standard disclaimers apply; for entertainment purposes only; your results may vary.

  5. Well That's one way ... by mshmgi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, that's one way to keep an OS safe, I guess. Just think how secure Windows would be if Bill Gates focused his vast resources on killing every malware author. Ballmer would probably do the dirty work cheap ... just for the thrill of it all.

    Why, Bill might even have a few million bucks left over at the end of the day.

    1. Re:Well That's one way ... by Sparks23 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ballmer would probably do the dirty work cheap ... just for the thrill of it all.

      It's all about the assassins, assassins, assassins, assassins, assassins, assassins, assassins... assassins, assassins, assassins...

      --
      --Rachel
  6. Sounds familiar.... by MarcoG42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wasn't there some stories about religious zealots threating professors who taught evolution recently? It all begins to make sense now...

    --
    If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.
  7. More likely it is another publicity stunt by vivaoporto · · Score: 3, Insightful

    More likely it is another publicity stunt, to make their work to look more "legitimate", to get more people to side with them (the "I may not agree with what you say, but would defend to death your right to say it" crowd), to generalize even more the feeling that Mac users are dangerous fanboys disconnected with the reality, etc.

    The only thing easier than to make threats to people on the Internet is to fake threats to oneself on the Internet. We got plenty of these drama queens in the nineties, hopefully this is not a trend that will come back.

    1. Re:More likely it is another publicity stunt by jcr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree, it smells like BS to me. None of the claims have been substantiated, neither the alleged worm itself, nor the alleged threats.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    2. Re:More likely it is another publicity stunt by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem here is that the death threats need to be translated from blog-speak to their real world equivalents.

      Blog-speak: thats dumb
      Translation: I respectfully disagree on that point.

      Blog-speak: ur a fuckin loser noob go eat shit
      Translation: I strongly disagree, and hold you in low esteem.

      Blog-speak: im gonna come find ur house and chainsaw you into pieces and feed u 2 my dawg
      Translation: I find your opinions reprehensible and I see no value in continuing this discussion.

      I don't know if it is even possible to express a legitimate death threat in blog-speak. Perhaps with punctuation it could be done.

    3. Re:More likely it is another publicity stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "None of the claims have been substantiated, neither the alleged worm itself, nor the alleged threats."

      You mean like all of Maynor's other allegations?

      I've posted to his blog a few times, especially the ones where he is claiming that he is being censored (??? I can't say what I'm saying on my own blog because they won't allow me to say what I'm now saying, but I'm saying it, but I'm really not because of a world conspiracy) -- but surprisingly, my comments never show. Only the comments where others are obviously blowing him get through. Of course, I'm not going to claim censorship -- thats bullshit -- only a government can censor, where as you have every right to disallow contrary thought in your own living room.

      But everything about this man smacks of sensationalism. For instance:

      "It was a great experiment to see how the industry could handle some honesty, which they can't. They are quick to attack the credibility of others in order to hide their own flaws."

      What? Someone announces a flaw, but says they won't talk about it, hints that they will sell it to the highest bidder, and the company doesn't want to deal with you??? And then when they don't bite, claim that you were actually pre-compensated for writing this virus from someone else (now who would gain from this? Spammers? Scam Artists? Mafia? Microsoft? The only ones that would gain are the scum of the earth and he has no problem claiming to take money from them).

      And finally:

      "I made up the LMH identity for bashing Apple and appearing on the media while I was preparing for launching Errata Security with Robert. Since my credibility was severely damaged after the wireless driver exploit, I needed a sock puppet."

      Admitting that he was manipulating the media, and has an ulterior motive to bash Apple, solely for bashing Apple. The guy lied in the first apple hack, he manipulated the media, worse yet -- academic dishonesty through his publication of the 'hack' at a conference with a setup that was guaranteed to work, even when they later claimed even if it did work, it would take a few hundred attempts to even crash a machine, and far more than that to weaponize it (i.e., nearly impossible).

      AND HE ACTS SHOCKED THAT HIS CREDIBILITY IS DAMAGED AND BLAMES 'FANBOYS' WHO HE PREVIOUSLY STATED HE WANTED TO STICK CIGARETTES IN THE EYES OF AS THE REASON FOR HIS LACKING CRED.

      What an idiot. I hate to give the man any more air time, but I hope this is the final straw. From what I understand, he use to be a pretty good security analyst...now its just all about the publicity and not actually doing any real work. I wish there was some real and credible persons working to find holes in OS X. I use it as my daily computer. I know one member of my team found one hole a few years ago and reported it to one of the developers and it was fixed quickly (and they were properly credited for it). I know there are holes in the system, like any system, and they need to be found. And unfortunately, the only ones working on finding anything are more interested in the sensationalism than anything else.

    4. Re:More likely it is another publicity stunt by blowdart · · Score: 2, Interesting

      However if it is true it's not the first time people poking fun at the Mac have had death threats; Overclockers had them when they pretended to put an Intel/Windows motherboard/system inside a G5 case and Maynor reported death threats after his Wifi debacle.

    5. Re:More likely it is another publicity stunt by Ilgaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      However if it is true it's not the first time people poking fun at the Mac have had death threats; Overclockers had them when they pretended to put an Intel/Windows motherboard/system inside a G5 case and Maynor reported death threats after his Wifi debacle. So Maynor got death threats when he blurbed about Wifi exploit (!) but not when they tried to harm Apple USERS (not company, not lusers, real average users) in every possible way for entire month? One of their first evil (!) security issue findings was VLC, yes the open source media player with millions of users including Mac. They announced it publicly instead of fixing the damn source code sitting there and didn't get a "death threat" from one user?

      I am speaking about MOAB and their lame attacks even including a jp2 DOS attack to OS X default browser Safari. That is the lowest level you can get, attack a tabbed browser which may include unsaved data and do it to average user who tricked (by stupid media) to visit your site to "pay" for using Apple software.

      BTW- as a guy who uses Mac exclusively , I had to follow MOAB project. No, LMH is not Maynor of course. Everyone who he attacked (read: Popular software vendors) must have a good clue who he is and where he is from. Maynor must be enjoying the publicity though.

    6. Re:More likely it is another publicity stunt by bjohnson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jesus, you have a tough bullshit meter! Where did you get it? When I heard of Maynor's connection, my bullshit meter just exploded in a bright flash, very loud BANG! and puff of acrid smoke...

  8. Unacceptable by Ngarrang · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is as if the fanatics actually believed their OS was so secure it had no security holes.

    --
    Bearded Dragon
  9. fuzzing] The Truth by djupedal · · Score: 4, Informative

    [fuzzing] The truth Lance M. Havok:
    >br> "Since the cover is becoming more difficult to maintain, I've decided to stop this. It simply can't stand anymore and I can't let this harm my company and its customers.
    I am David Maynor. I made up the LMH identity for bashing Apple and appearing on the media while I was preparing for launching Errata Security with Robert. Since my credibility was severely damaged after the wireless driver exploit, I needed a sock puppet. The idea of LMH and the Month of Apple Bugs came a while after I resigned from SecureWorks."

    1. Re:fuzzing] The Truth by shawnce · · Score: 2, Informative

      [blockquote]bca2fee517ff50ddd01bb7d6ed9c3043
      The above MD5 hash of a text file should serve as a proof in case
      someone attempts to deny the statements of this message.[/blockquote]

      Anyone care to tell me how expects the above to prove the email message you quoted is legit? If it is only a text file that David Maynor has how are we supposed to know what it is? If it is a text file that we can get at then how is the MD5 hash of it useful?

  10. Re:So it seems like.. by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Funny

    The high pricetag of a Mac is enough protection money to last a lifetime.

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  11. Re:Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Spanish Inquisition?

  12. Re:So this "security researcher" cannot even keep by stubear · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're assuming he hosts his own blog and you know what they say about assuming. Beyond that, why is his message less credible? if he can prove the worm works, the message is still the same, even if his blog is hacked. Perhaps the person responsible for hacking his blog is simply a much better hacker? There are so many variables to consider that your comment seems ridiculous when you even begin to look at even a tiny fraction of them.

  13. no death threat by 4play · · Score: 2, Funny

    They just implied not to release the worm or he would be dealt with using their iphones like they did at duke

  14. Wait... by whisper_jeff · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wait, so someone who claims, without providing proof, that they found/created a vulnerability in an operating system is now claiming to have received death threats and claiming that their blog was hacked? Again, without providing any real proof?

    Uh, yeah. Count me skeptical.

    Can anyone say "attention whore."

    1. Re:Wait... by shentzu · · Score: 3, Funny

      yet you will notice that all the slashdoters assume he really has a virus and assume he really had threats made against him.

      hating Apple is like believing in god, apparently. no amount of proof for it needed, no amount of proof against is enough....

      --
      taoist, pantheist, dmozer, nut.
    2. Re:Wait... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      yet you will notice that all the slashdoters assume he really has a virus and assume he really had threats made against him. Back in 1999 Slashdot, Userfriendly, and several other sites were complicit in an April Fools joke. If I remember right, they claimed that some large entity had threatened Userfriendly and friends with legal action to shut them down for some unclear reason. The whole thing lacked any real information - but it had lots of emotional slight-of-hand. Various parts of the community were outraged - to include many Slashdot posters. These same people were even more outraged when it was announced that they had all been had.

      We'd all like to think we're beyond being so easily fooled. There are always examples that should prove as object lessons to the contrary.
    3. Re:Wait... by Sparks23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why on earth do so many Slashdot posters seem to think it's about Mac fandom?

      It is far from impossible that there's a vulnerability in OS X; there have been vulnerabilities before, after all, and there will be again. Just because OS X is more secure in its out-of-box configuration than Windows is in its own out-of-box does not mean that OS X is completely invulnerable to all future threats. Heck, /Linux/ isn't immune to all threats past and present, after all... why should OS X somehow mystically be, /especially/ when some vulnerabilities can come from software (OpenSSH, Apache, etc.) which both operating systems share? Heck, if the vulnerability is in mDNSResponder, it may be in the UNIX implementations of zeroconf. (It's not as if the guy has given any information for someone to determine whether it is or not!)

      Anyone who thinks OS X is somehow immune to all threats is a fool, or deliberately blinding themselves. But the issue people criticizing the guy generally seem to be pointing out is that regardless of the OS involved, this researcher has handled the vulnerability disclosure in an extremely unprofessional manner.

      This 'researcher' makes a claim providing no proof. No details. He expects to be lauded for it, however, without providing any proof. Instead he finds himself criticized for not acting as an actual security researcher and handling the exploit disclosure in a professional manner; after all, he gave no details, he allowed no peer review, and he also said he wasn't releasing details or an exploit to Apple to look into fixing until he finished 'testing' it (which, at best, means he didn't even have the exploit confirmed for himself before he trumpeted it everywhere). So when he finds his claim challenged and he's told to send the info to Apple to fix it, or to at least reveal a little further info? Suddenly he claims he was getting death threats... equally unsubstantiated... and takes his ball to go home.

      I'm not saying some devoted Mac fans might not have mailed nasty stuff to the guy; there are some crazy Mac fans. Though they're far from the only fanatics in the tech world. (The GPL diehards who attack other open-source licenses like rabid pit bulls, for instance, are definitely their spiritual kindred as far as fanaticism goes.)

      But imagine this was with some other system:

      Some guy posts, "I found an exploit in Ubuntu. It affects all current versions of Ubuntu, and can allow me to do some bad things. There's no current defense against it. Bow down before me!" Followed by a later post of, "No, I am not going report the exploit to the Ubuntu team. Or anyone else. Because I haven't finished testing it. Just shut up and marvel at my awesomeness for finding a difficult exploit." People would be up in arms, howling for the guy's blood about why he announced it if it's not confirmed, how it's probably a violation of some source license for him to not actually report the exploit to Ubuntu to be fixed if it's real, or whatever. If then a few days later he posted, "Oh, now I'm getting death threats, so this isn't worth it. I'm just not going to tell ANYONE what it is." people would be convinced he'd been faking it and was 'running away' to avoid having to actually produce something. (And no doubt some people would also still be posting 'Oh, you Ubuntu fanboys, why can't you believe there might be a vulnerability? Why do you have to send him death threats?')

      It would be equally irresponsible to handle an exploit report in, say, Vista the same way. Though admittedly, there'd probably be less outcry, as we've become sort of inured to those reports. ("Huh. A vulnerability in Windows. Okay, whatever. Right, let's go for coffee.")

      All most sensible folks are saying in this discussion is that if he's legit, this guy handled his situation Poorly. And given that there have been several poorly-handled exploit reports lately which turned out to either be hugely inaccurate ("Okay, this is only actually v

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      --Rachel
  15. Cognitive dissonance by manekineko2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cognitive dissonance is truly a funny thing. It's fascinating the lengths the human brain will go to in order to protect its version of reality.

  16. The New Ad by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 4, Funny

    PC: Hi, I'm a PC.

    Mac: And I'm a Mac. PC, who are all those people smacking you in the head and rifling your pockets?

    PC: [Sigh] Those are viruses and worms. Even though I scream "DENY! DENY!" as loudly as I can, they keep smacking me in the head and rifling my pockets. You know how it is.

    Mac: Actually, I don't. You see, with a Mac...

    [One of the worms moves sinisterly toward the Mac. A man in a black suit appears suddenly from the right and collars the worm, shaking it roughly.]

    Man In Black Suit: Listen, woim. If you takes one more step taword da Mac kid, I'm gonna whack you and yer whole family, see?

    Worm: Uh... uh... I'm just a proof of concept.

    MIBS: Concept shmoncept. Not only will I whack you and yer family, I'm going to hack yer blog so bad it'll look like AintItCool.com.

    Worm: [panics, runs away, screaming]

    MIBS: [Claps hands as though rubbing dirt off. As he leaves to the right, Mac slips him a small paper sack.] Tanks, kid.

    Mac: As I was saying, with a Mac, there are no viruses.

    --
    Rich And Stupid is not so bad as Working For Rich And Stupid.
  17. Unverified claims to support unverified claims by argent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sheesh.

    Now we have unverified claims of death threats to add credibility to unverified claims of worms attacking a deep flaw in mDNSresponder... a flaw so subtle that Apple wouldn't be able to fix it without the help of said anonymous researcher who's allegedly received death threats over it.

    Now this could all be true, but then SCO could really have thousands of lines of Linux code copied from UNIX they're still hiding so they can bring it out in a dramatic eleventh-hour release and snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

    I don't doubt that there's flaws in mDNSresponder. I don't doubt that you could write a worm to exploit them. I don't doubt that Apple is capable of fixing one symptom of a flaw rather than the cause... they've done it before. But there's nothing new here... schemes like Rendozvous/Bonjour/Zeroconf and the superficially similar "Universal Plug and Play" in Windows are a compelling target for potential attacks and have been criticized in the past. They're not needed for the normal operation of the system, and should be disabled unless you actually know you need them and are on a known secure LAN ... and recipes and utilities for disabling both have been around for years.

    But there is no way that any legitimate security professional would proceed in the manner that the people alleged to be involved in have been behaving over the past several months. The whole presentation of this affair seems almost designed to discredit the security community in the public eye.

    Notify Apple, then release the details. There's no other ethical course of action.

  18. sad by tvon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This whole thing is getting a lot of coverage for what basically amounts to "random dude claims OSX vulnerability, produces no evidence to substantiate claim".

    The responses are entertaining to read though. Hoards of morons attacking the Mac platform and users without any evidence that there is anything actually wrong. Lots of straw man arguments (nobody with half a brain ever said OSX was impervious to security issues), lots of hate... so much hate.

    Like a bunch of catty middle school girls...

  19. David Maynor != LMH by OriginalArlen · · Score: 2, Informative

    David Maynor just posted this to Full Disclosure; the post claiming to be from him and asserting that he's LMH was spoofed. Who'd a-thunk it, mail spoofing on a security list... DUH!

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  20. Re:So it seems like.. by kestasjk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Macs are equally or less expensive than an equivalent Dell. Why not give me your address and we'll talk this over? Can I have a picture of your children?

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  21. Dispatch Tuesday by Frankie70 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple betters Microsoft once more.

    Dispatch Tuesday is so much cooler than Patch Tuesday.

    From the dictionary
    Dispatch == To put to death summarily.

  22. It's a Matter of Scale by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't blame apple fans. Look, if Windows had 95% of the market share you'd be reading about this kind of thing all the ti...

    oh damn.

  23. I can just imagine the news... by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Funny

    Police find suspected malware author Fucking Killed(TM) in his apartment

    Dateline: Redmond, WA

    Police today are baffled by the scene discovered in the home of Grigori Kuznetsov, a young programmer from the former Soviet Union. The unfortunate fellow had not only been apparently murdered via blunt trauma to the head, but his chest had been ripped open and the heart removed. The only clues left at the scene were the broken remains of a chair and an "impossibly large" pool of sweat.

    When questioned, neighbors reported hearing some strange noises the night before. "It sounded almost like someone yelling 'developers! developers! developers! developers!'," Bob, who lives directly below Grigori, said. "My wife [Ms. Bob] also says she heard a weird scream, like "Yeeearrrgghhhh!" Another resident of the complex, a barber who identified himself by his nickname, "Clippy," reported seeing a bald, ape-like creature running away from the scene. "I think it was Sasquatch," Clippy said. "By the way, it looks like you're trying to investigate a murder. Can I help you with that?"

    So far, police say there are no real leads. "From the evidence and testimony given by the witnesses," the detective in charge, Paul Allen, says, "it seems like some kind of supernatural vicious beast attacked the poor guy, beat him to death with a chair, and then ripped his heart out and ate it. But of course, that's impossible."

    Readers with any information or leads should contact the Redmond police department.

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    1. Re:I can just imagine the news... by toadlife · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hey! That's the perfect modern-day remake of The Murders in the Rue Morgue.

      "...this hair is most unusual --this is no human hair."

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      I don't always use unix-like operating systems; but when I do, I prefer FreeBSD.
  24. You are crossing a maniacal Mac Fanboy.. by Plutonite · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cancel or Allow?

  25. Re: Death Threats are for Kids! by Jeremy_Bee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's focus on the fact that there are only two black-hat hackers for Mac that have (claimed) to have received death threats for their troubles. David Maynor and the "creator" of the rapeOSX worm. Since death threats are fairly juvenile (and often only exist in the paranoid minds of those that receive them), who does this worm creator remind you of?

    IMO, the "voice" behind the worm threat sounds exactly the same as that behind the infamous WiFi exploit/hoax to me. The same juvenile phrasing, the same outrageous claims, poor logic and blindness to the facts. The same sense of humor and the same death-threats.

    There is also a psychological truism about hoaxes that's often the cause of their downfall. The hoaxer usually finds it almost irresistible not to associate their name or their identity with the hoax in some way, even if it's obscure or disguised in some way.

    What is the very last statement from the "creator" of rapeosx before he signed off for good?
    "I am not David Maynor."

    Add to this, the fact that this slashdot thread is unusually full of "humorous" one-line anti-Apple jokes made by innumerable slash-dotters that never seem to post on other threads and are primarily new accounts, and I think you have a picture of an egomaniac stirring his own pot and trying to grab at yet another 15 minutes of fame.

    Gee... who is it that fits this profile of a juvenile, paranoid, dishonest, black-hat hacker with a certain amount of skill, but not very smart, hates Apple with an unreasoning passion, has a history of outrageous claims that turn out to be untrue, and often tries to manipulate the media and online communities to their ends?

    Hmmm....

    That's a puzzler for sure. :-)