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Former Spammer Reveals Secrets in New Book

StonyandCher writes "A retired spammer is looking to make money from a tell-all book rather than fleecing people dependent on pharmaceuticals and people with gambling problems. In this Computerworld article 'Ed', a retired spammer, predicts the spam problem will only get worse, aided by consumers with dependencies and faster broadband speeds. From the article: 'He sent spam to recovering gambling addicts enticing them to gambling Web sites. He used e-mail addresses of people known to have bought antianxiety medication or antidepressants and targeted them with pharmaceutical spam. Response rates to spam tend to be a fraction of 1 percent. But Ed said he once got a 30 percent response rate for a campaign. The product? A niche type of adult entertainment: photos of fully clothed women popping balloons ... "Yes, I know I'm going to hell," said Ed."

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  1. Let me guess... by Fx.Dr · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a pop-up book? Sorry, couldn't resist.

    1. Re:Let me guess... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny
      Speaking of pop-ups...

      It's hard to go into a bar and explain your job to a woman by saying "I advertise penis enlargement pills online," Ed said. "It doesn't go down very well."

      Of course it doesn't go down well, it's enlarged. Sheesh.
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  2. One Percent With No Communication Cost! by garcia · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the article: 'He sent spam to recovering gambling addicts enticing them to gambling Web sites. He used e-mail addresses of people known to have bought antianxiety medication or antidepressants and targeted them with pharmaceutical spam. Response rates to spam tend to be a fraction of 1 percent.

    I work with targeted communications and our success rates with similar lists are just as "successful". We were looking to contact Juniors and Seniors in HS to let them know of our offerings and had a list that supposedly contained names and addresses (no e-mail/phone) of people that would be in this demographic. Out of 9800 people we had a 0.93% response rate. Being that the cost of that list was as low as it was we will do it again...

    I can only imagine what an advantage it is having such a low communication cost (it costs us .41/each) and having a 1% return rate... If only I could retire on the money I make ;)

    1. Re:One Percent With No Communication Cost! by mpapet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Interesting.

      I find it very telling that there's very little of the usual /. moral outrage associated with spam.

      It's clearly okay for corporations to collect and maintain detailed records of individual consumer preferences, financial records and medical records. And yet, when identity theft stories appear, there is the usual hue and cry "something must be done!"

      It seems to me that few people understand the two go together like beer and potato chips.

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    2. Re:One Percent With No Communication Cost! by Proteus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry, I'm failing to see why sending snail mail spam is ok, but email and SMS spam, unsolicited telephone marketting, etc are bad.

      Yes, yes you are. Let me break it down, since you're actually speaking of three things here:

      1. With "postal spam", otherwise known as "junk mail":
        1. The sender bears the entire cost
        2. Fraudulent claims in ads are pursued
        3. The Direct Marketing Association will gladly remove you from member mailing lists (stopping about 85% of junk mail, in my experience)
      2. With email and SMS spam:
        1. The recipient bears the majority of the cost (actually, the ISP does, in terms of increased bandwidth and storage requirements, but they pass these costs on to subscribers in order to keep making a profit; the distinction is therefor irrelevant).
        2. "E-mail fraud" doesn't have the same problems as mail fraud, and is not readily investigated
        3. There is no large central trade association that manages the majority of e-mail marketing -- you often can't get your name off of anyone's lists
      3. With telemarketing:
        1. The caller bears the cost
        2. The recipient has no control over the timing (the phone rings during dinner, e.g.), making it very annoying
        3. There is a do-not-call registry

      In short, people put up with junk mail because it doesn't cost them anything, only saps a couple of minutes of time once a day (at most!), and isn't particularly annoying.

      People don't like e-mail and SMS spam because it costs them something, is very annoying, is often fradulent, and takes time and effort to deal with almost every time one checks one's mail. Likewise, telemarketing is very annoying.

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  3. Paid in CASH?! by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh I'm sure the "Department of Homeland Security" with the urging of the IRS will be drafting several letters to get the identity of this guy... paid in cash?! He is bound to be hit up for tax evasion. Yes, indeed he *IS* going to hell, but he won't have to die to get there!

  4. photos of fully clothed women popping balloons by klenwell · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the only kind of adult entertainment fully endorsed by my church and my local clown guild.

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    1. Re:photos of fully clothed women popping balloons by beadfulthings · · Score: 3, Informative
      Oh, it's easy. Just type in "women popping balloons." It will take you to this site.

      Who knew? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wash my cache out with soap.

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  5. Wow! by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Funny

    But Ed said he once got a 30 percent response rate for a campaign. The product? A niche type of adult entertainment: photos of fully clothed women popping balloons ... "Yes, I know I'm going to hell"

    I've never gotten such spam.

    I'm surprised it was only 30% -- that kind of thing is bound to pique the interest of a whole lotta people.

    (Oh, come on, admit it, you're googling it right now, aren't you? Oh, maybe I'm going to hell too ;-)

    Cheers
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    1. Re:Wow! by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Some looners actually have sex with the balloons by sticking their equipment in the nozzle (obviously, you have to be male to pull this off).


      Ok, oddball question time. Using the above quote, yes, only a man can stick his equipment inside the balloon. However, what about the reverse? Sticking the balloon inside a woman and GENTLY inflating and deflating it again and again.

      I know, I know, I'm a sick puppy. Aren't we all in some manner?

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    2. Re:Wow! by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've never gotten such spam.

      I'm surprised it was only 30% -- that kind of thing is bound to pique the interest of a whole lotta people.

      (/user looks up from bubble wrap section)

      I (pop) haven't either (pop) but, honestly, (pop!pop!) have no interest in the (pop!pop!pop!pop!) subject.

      Now, clad in bubblewrap (pop), and the eventual popping (pop!pop!) is another subject (pop!pop!).
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    3. Re:Wow! by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Without doing any research whatsoever, I'm going to guess that the reason for the balloon fetish is similar to the reason for the so-called "crush fetish" whereby guys enjoy watching women step on bugs.

      I've always thought trying to figure out the root cause for a fetish is kinda pointless unless someone has a really strong obsession which interferes with their normal life and they need clinical care.

      Sure, some people probably do have some fetishes which start out with some kind of Freudian-explainable experience. But, you don't need to rely on a man who used a lot of cocaine and figured everything revolved around how you were potty trained, and how badly you wanted to sleep with/kill your mother to determine why someone might do something for their own pleasure.

      Nowadays, fetishes are so easy to find information on (like, say, a Slashdot article ;-) that you can pretty much do a little research, see if any fetishes might work for you, and then try them on for size. I question if most people involved in any form of fetish play nowadays actually have a truly abnormal physchological fixation with something, or have just rationally decided that, say, latex is cool or whatever.

      Lets face it, go to an adult store and they've got all of the fixin's for fetish play just sitting there. You could just one day decide to try one of them out. Spot a video and decide to watch it. Or, possibly, a partner will suggest it one day just for fun.

      Fetishes don't need to be just irrational/compulsive obsessions any more. They can be conscious decisions that you stumble upon and decide will just be damned fun. As Freud himself said ... sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. (Although, I guess maybe if you choose it, it may not technically be a 'fetish' in the clinical sense. I just view it as a new set of toys you can choose to play with or not.)

      I for one welcome our fully clothed, balloon-popping female overlords.

      Cheers
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    4. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oddly enough, if you combine the two fetishes (GPs male-only fetish and your female equivalent), you get something entirely normal and even a recommended practice to avoid pregnancy and STDs....

  6. Sod the spammer, how about the sources of his info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'He sent spam to recovering gambling addicts enticing them to gambling Web sites. He used e-mail addresses of people known to have bought antianxiety medication or antidepressants and targeted them with pharmaceutical spam. '

    Some companies dealing with confidential information clearly have been passing on this information.

    This guy should be forced to disclose where he got the information from, so that these companies can be punished for poor data security, or worse, actually selling such sensitive private information on.

    I also believe that there are laws against the exploitation of vulnerable people, but they're probably next to useless, and poorly defined (or specifically defined, so won't apply to X because it only mentions Y).

  7. Jeeze! It is too simple by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As long as there is demand, and the business is profitable, you will have spam. Trying to get rid of spammers will only make it more profitable and worth the risks for those remaining. Wake up! It is no different than anything else. The customer drives this business, not the seller. They(the seller) are simply a response. Talk about passing the buck!

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    1. Re:Jeeze! It is too simple by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Capitalism or any other economic system can in fact be tempered with a sense of justice, fairness, and decency and still function. One way of ensuring that justice, fairness, and decency prevail is to call out the opposite when you see it. Just because something is a certain way doesn't mean it should be. Your wording isn't clear, so let me ask straight up: are you saying we shouldn't criticize people who engage in immoral or unethical behavior but legal behavior?

      If a system encourages the exploitation of weakness, is it in the best interest of the weak to support such a system?

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  8. I don't believe in an afterlife... by Nimey · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but part of me wants there to be a very special hell for spammers (and people who talk in the theater).

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  9. ob ATHF by SCHecklerX · · Score: 3, Funny
  10. Re: Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Watching her inflate the balloon too much... you know it's gonna pop, you know she knows it... but she just keeps going... <<shiver>>

  11. Earn thousands with ads like this one by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Earn thousands with ads like this one...send three dollars for instructions.

    This was an actual ad that frequently ran in the national enquirer

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  12. It may, but there may be solutions by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It all comes back to the who risk/reward thing. Lower the ratio enough, and you'll find fewer people willing to do it. So on the one side is increasing the risk. Used to be spam had no risk, other than maybe somebody punching you if they found out what you did for a living. Now there's starting to be some risk as a few spammers are getting prosecuted. So that's the first part of the solution is to grow the risk. Get better at having criminal and civil penalties dropped on spammers.

    Then, of course, there's reducing the reward, the amount of people who respond. This is a technical solution in the form of better spam filtering. It's already getting much better. Even just 5 years ago it was still somewhat rare to see ISPs filter their mail, now virtually all of them do. Also the filtering itself is getting better. Rather than just rely on a simple analysis of a given message it is cross checking messages, some of it even across different organizations. By improving this we can drastically drop the number of people they are able to successfully contact and thus lower the reward. If 1 in 100 spams go to someone, you don't need many of those someones to respond to make some money. However if less than 1 in 10,000,000 go through, you need a much higher response rate to make it worth while.

    So while there's not a silver bullet it IS something that can be mitigated by going at it from a couple of different ways. If it goes from something you can make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year on with zero risk to something that it's hard to make a couple grand a month on that is likely to put you in prison, the number of spammers will start dropping.

  13. Born Every Minute by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From the article:

    The ultimate unsolvable problem is users, who continue to buy products marketed by spam, making the industry possible.

    Huh. There's a sucker born every minute. The Interenet hasn't changed human nature - just given the con men more tools.
  14. Re:Good news by lena_10326 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This also reinforces my assumption that for the most part spamming is just a way to make some easy money without much real work. Most people are not going to get rich off it, but if one is a country where a few thousand a year is good money, then hey, it beats doing honest work. It might even product the 20K a year one needs to live in the US. But like any organized crime, a few get insanely rich, and the rest get knocked off for pocket change.
    I know an owner of a legitimate "spam" business. The owner grosses over $20 million a year with an approximate 50% margin of profit. The amount of money made depends on several factors that are difficult to maintain over time, which is why you don't see everyone making 10's of millions dollars off spam.
    • a clean email list - cleaning an email list requires sending an email and not receiving a bounce. There is risk in testing the email because if you test too many bad ones you can get blocked, but once it's tested it's worth considerably more than an unclean email.
    • list of active users - users who opened or clicked. An order of magnitude more valuable than a clean email.
    • relationships - avoiding email blocks and getting unblocked
    • distributed servers - avoid email blocks by sending from and rotating multiple IPs. The more you have, the more stable the delivery is.
    • delivery - your email has to make it to the inbox. An order of magnitude more valuable than Bulk box delivery. Bulk delivery is still better than no delivery, which can be the case if you're blocked.
    If you have all those factors in your favor, you can sustain the profits, which is what the major "legitimate" commercial emailers do. The true spammers are usually a bit more shitty, using trojans and disposable accounts, but achieve the same effect, usually at the cost of the ISP, however they're risking jail time if they're caught.

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  15. Re:A Gimp Suit ?!? by ettlz · · Score: 3, Funny

    No doubt there'll be some troll along shortly claiming that the GIMP suit is clunky and hard to use, and that they prefer a PhotoShop suit.

  16. Re:Actually... by LurkerXXX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My guess? Right before he wrote that, he created a website with women popping balloons and is now making tons of revenue off the huge volume of views the ads on the site are getting now that it's being /.'d.

  17. Get off my lawn. by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ignoring for the moment the scary database that produces these lists, if you got 10 pieces of spam offering you legitimite, cheap things you may want to buy, I don't think people would be upset at all. In fact, it might make a good e-commerce site.

    I would. I'd mind terribly. Putting aside the creepy privacy issues (which would be enough to set me off), I just simply don't like push advertising at all. I don't want my life to interrupted by people interjecting their pleas for me to give them my money for crap I don't need.

    I don't like TV ads. I don't like radio ads. I don't like billboards. I don't like fliers on phone poles. I HATE people who stick menus in my apartment door, I HATE telemarketers, and I'd hate spammers too even if they were selling me things I want. I have a habit of stopping doing business with any business that gets too pushy with its advertising (like the people who stick menus in your door), and a spam for something I want is the best way to keep me from ever buying it (at least from that vendor).

    The only kind of advertising that I like is the kind where you list a product in some public forum, and I find it when I decide I'm in the market for it. (e.g. Froogle.) Anything that tries to come and find me to tell me how wonderful my life would be if I just bought it is annoying. (And God forbid an ad actually be effective and influence me to do something unwise with my money.) Unless your ad entertains me, go away.

    (And yes, I realize that I am on the far end of crotchety about advertising, but that's just my opinion.)

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  18. Not my Church. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 3, Funny

    While there is nothing immoral in the pictures, but part of the sin lies in the objectification or women. If you're still objectifying them, its still wrong.

    brought to you by the local morality guide.

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    1. Re:Not my Church. by Adambomb · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the People for the Ethical Treatment of Balloons.

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