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OLPC Used to Browse Porn

youthoftoday writes "The OLPC project to bring the internet to third world has worked well — too well, it seems. Yahoo reports that Nigerian Children are already using the OLPC to browse for porn." This is why as kids we couldn't look at National Geographic issues without being supervised. A rep from OLPC said, understandably, that the laptops would now be fitted with filters.

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  1. Then it is true by Broken+scope · · Score: 5, Funny

    We have finally brought the joys of the internet to those less fortunate.

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    1. Re:Then it is true by Tribbin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes we HAD brought the joys of the internet to the less fortunate.
      It's not fair.
      These fortunate black males will now also see ads for penis enlargers. We will never be able to catch up with them... ever.

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    2. Re:Then it is true by zlamma · · Score: 4, Funny

      Duuh... Anybody remembers what OLPC stood for? One Lapdance Per Child or something...

    3. Re:Then it is true by Joebert · · Score: 4, Funny

      Joys ?!
      They're recharged by hand, they have to crank one on just to crank one off !

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    4. Re:Then it is true by aastanna · · Score: 3, Funny

      Doesn't everyone know that the internet is for porn?

  2. Yeah right by HalAtWork · · Score: 4, Funny

    I really can't take the story's word for it without photographic evidence.

    1. Re:Yeah right by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yahoo
      NEWS ALERTS

      Get an alert when there are new stories about:

              ( ) Abuja
              ( ) explicit sexual materials


      Sign me up for those email news alerts on ABUJA! Oh yeah baby! Gimme that Abuuuuja!

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  3. It's only fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Americans looked at naked Africans as kids, so African kids should be able to look at naked Americans now.

  4. Re:In other news by larry+bagina · · Score: 4, Funny

    better yet, point them to goatse and tubgirl.

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  5. Porn is inevitable by Shabbs · · Score: 5, Funny

    No matter where you go on the 'net, chances are you're going to hit some kind of porn sooner or later whether you meant to or not. Since these were originally destined for children, I'm surprised they did NOT come equipped with filters from the start. A big oversight for sure.

    OLPC Project: "Here children, I give you THE INTERNET... totally unfiltered. Enjoy."

    [5 minutes later...]

    Children: "What is Goatse?"

    Sigh...

    Get those filters on!

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  6. in other news... by teknikl · · Score: 5, Funny

    latex balloon sales to Nigeria skyrocket overnight!

  7. Time to end the OLPC project then by maynard · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean - think of the children!!!

  8. Re:They are not allowed to. by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is, on the black women, on the white women their brests were digitally obscured.

    So whose fingers were being used to cover the breasts?

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  9. Thank you. I'm going to be rich now. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    That just gave me an idea that will make me richer than Bill Gates and cure the energy crisis at the same time.

    I'll build a device that goes on a man's cock and generates electricity by an up and down motion.

    1. Re:Thank you. I'm going to be rich now. by tool462 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The generator part will be easy. The hard part is coming up with a battery that charges in 17 seconds...

  10. Re:They are not allowed to. by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Funny

    As Henry Ford hath said: You can see whatever type of breasts that you like, so long as you like black.

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  11. Is it in yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's all sorts of porn out there, and a good deal of it presents unrealistic scenarios out of context. Particularly those that deal with how women should be treated.

    While I can appreciate the chick angle (you get a lot of tail with the good cop routine), I am much more concerned with the fact that porn teaches women that sex should last longer than two minutes and penetration can be perceived by a woman absent verbal confirmation.

  12. Re:OPPS by The_Wilschon · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just imagined a Beowulf cluster of these things... Now I need brain bleach.

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