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Deathly Hallows / OOTP Movie Discussion

At midnight on Friday Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released, ending the ten year run of J.K. Rowling's extremely popular book series. I imagine that there are a few folks here who have already read the book and want to talk about it. Likewise, the movie version of Order of the Phoenix was recently released (a film I was kind of underwhelmed by). So ... what did you think of them? Be forewarned: I imagine the comments will be filled with spoilers.

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  1. Spoiler Alert!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Milk left at room temperature goes bad on page 298.

    1. Re:Spoiler Alert!!!!! by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Milk left at room temperature goes bad on page 298. That's fucking HUGE you insensitive clod. Nobody realizes that Volders drinks that milk after having a delicious cookie and later comes down with food poisoning, giving him a dangerous case of the shits while in a wizarding duel with Potter.
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    2. Re:Spoiler Alert!!!!! by mandark1967 · · Score: 0, Funny

      Milk left at room temperature goes bad on page 298. That's fucking HUGE you insensitive clod. Nobody realizes that Volders drinks that milk after having a delicious cookie and later comes down with food poisoning, giving him a dangerous case of the shits while in a wizarding duel with Potter. Hence the term Mud-Butt..
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  2. Re:Spoiler alert by hunterkll · · Score: 4, Funny

    SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDOR!

  3. Spoilers within by dirk · · Score: 4, Funny

    To steal from Joel McHale, who would have thought Hermione was a dude? I certainly didn't see it coming!

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  4. So unbelievable by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

    What really spoils the story is that Harry Potter dumps a hot asian girl. I mean come on, give the audience some credit. I can believe in kids whipping up spells, but dumping a hot asian girl, now that is just the realm of fantasy!

  5. Re:What did I think of them? by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, if only we could find a way to make them read books like 1984, Brave New World, Catch 22 and Fahrenheit 451...
    In order to conform with the ideas of the book Fahrenheit 451, all copies have been burned.
  6. Re:thinly-veiled homosexual propaganda by Aaron+England · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dugg down for kuro5hin source.

  7. Re:What? by arth1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, you do. If all you potterheads went back and re-read the books, over and over again, the rest of us could get on with more important things, like having a row over GPL2 vs GPL3 and emacs vs. vi.

  8. Re:I haven't read SINGLE Harry Potter book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oxygen is pretty popular amongst humans. There is in fact very broad agreement on the matter, and persuasion to "the cause" usually involves the persuadee being held under water until (s)he agrees...

  9. Re:why is this on /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Any half-decent author should be richer than the Queen IMHO. Off with her head, I say!

  10. Re:Spoiler alert by eric76 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My "wrong ending" that I was giving people yesterday:

    Harry and Voldemort fight a duel at Hogwarts in front of the students and faculty.
    Voldemort hits Harry with a sex-change spell and Harry becomes Harriet.
    The fight ends with that.
    Voldemort and Harriet get married, go bowling every Friday night, and live happily ever after.

    So far, noone has believed me at all.

  11. Voldemort: "No Harry, I AM your father" by jolyonr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or something like that.
     
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    1. Re:Voldemort: "No Harry, I AM your father" by The+Great+Pulgoso · · Score: 2, Funny

      After all that time? he was probably related more in the "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." sort of relationship :

    2. Re:Voldemort: "No Harry, I AM your father" by beckerist · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...so...they were former roomates?

  12. Re:Plot mistakes? (spoilers) by toddhunter · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is Harry Potter. You are not supposed to think about it, just enjoy it.

    If you start to think about it, you might come up with questions like:

    * Why didn't they keep using the time turner thing to go back in time to save people?

    * Why didn't the bad guys use the same?

    * Sure luck potion takes 6 months to make, but surely someone could have gone to a bit of effort? They spent a lot of time sitting around doing nothing...

  13. It's very gay, is it? by StarKruzr · · Score: 4, Funny

    So what you're saying is that it has sex with other children-to-young adult-range series of fantasy and adventure books?

    My goodness. What an aberration. What a sin against the will of God.

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  14. Re:You are just full of logical fallacies, aren't by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 3, Funny

    So Argumentum ad populum is not a Wizarding spell like accio or expelliarmus?

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  15. Re:What's this "my" Sweet Pea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He has a 6-digit UID. That 8-digit number you were looking at is the post number, old man.

  16. Re:Spoiler alert. by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Funny

    or Burroughs even

    Yeah, I grew up on Edgar Rice - those Barsoom books made me a life long fan of reading!
    Good on you - Uh, wait, you mean William don't you?

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  17. Re:What? by Nathonix · · Score: 2, Funny

    More likely than you think, click here to find out.

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  18. Re:I'm pretty happy with it by TheoMurpse · · Score: 3, Funny

    (7, 5, 4, 6, 2, 1 - fot those who are interested)
    So...did you really hate #3 or what?
  19. Re:A few problems... by griffjon · · Score: 3, Funny

    also:

    Harry not moving when Voldemort cast a Crucio on him?
    I understand not screaming, since the pain can be resisted somewhat. But not even twitching?


    Obviously, Harry was still semi-transparent and flickering with immunity after having cashed in a +1UP, and didn't feel the pain.

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  20. Re:Plot mistakes? (spoilers) by STrinity · · Score: 4, Funny
    I noticed the plethora of continuity errors, and have rewritten the book to fix them. For example:

    Hermione: We knew we needed something to destroy the Horcruxes, and then Ron remembered there's a dead basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets, so we went to get some of its teeth. Harry: Neither of you speak parseltongue. Ron: No, but I've heard you do it, so I imitated the sounds you made to the sink in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. Harry: And it worked? That makes no sense. And how did you get out? Last time we had to use Fawkes to carry us. And wasn't the tunnel caved-in? Ron: Look, mate, there are only about 125 pages left. Do you really want to spend twenty of them helping us get into the Chamber and extract teeth? Just let it go and pretend it makes sense.
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  21. Re:International Relations by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm surprised that she didn't throw in a reference to a north american wizarding school as a nod to her large american audience. Who wouldn't want delegates from Brooklyn's own Honest Vinny's Academy of Sorcery and Automotive Repair in the triwizard tournament?

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  22. I know what happened to Luna by ccmay · · Score: 5, Funny

    She is now teaching Divination at Hogwarts, and rocking Prof. Neville Longbottom's world every night.

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  23. Re:Plot mistakes? (spoilers) by Kingrames · · Score: 2, Funny

    Accio incredibly venomous lethal teeth!

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  24. Re:Spoiler alert by rgigger · · Score: 3, Funny

    All I know is, if I find a magic hat, and I reach my arm in and pull a sword out. I'm keeping it. I don't care who says they own it.

  25. Re:What did I think of them? by kestasjk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Rowling doesn't have a purpose What does the writer mean when he writes this class? .. No. .. No. .. *sigh* No.

    The writer is commenting on Rowling's nihilistic perspective on the neopaganist movement.

    The theory he puts forward in this sentence is that as a women she feels betrayed by the misogynistic class structure, and that neopaganism reinforces true classlessness. You see, in the wizard school those most proficient in magic rise to the top, not those born into a higher class. The writer postulates that Rowling is encouraging such a meritocracy.

    ... except to tell a story people want to hear. In this sentence he follows on by noting that she is telling the public what they want to hear. When people read Harry Potter they see through the eyes of someone talented but downtrodden. The story of Harry's rise to the top is an inflection of the American Dream, but with friendship and knowledge in place of money.
    The supposed naivety of the dream is amplified through the eyes of the protagonist, Harry.

    I hope you all memorized what I just said, because you'll have to repeat it in your own words ad verbatim in the exam. You'll also have to be able to recite it while being monitored by a lie detector so we know that you really believe it. Class dismissed.
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  26. Re:I haven't read SINGLE Harry Potter book by Grimbleton · · Score: 1, Funny

    My grandfather started reading to me when I was about 1, and by 2-3 I was reading full-on novels.

    I don't remember most of them now, but on occasion I see a book that I don't QUITE remember having read, and then it hits me that I read it when I was 5, like Green Mars. I need to pick up a copy of it one of these days and re-read it. I only remember the basic storyline now.

  27. Re:I haven't read SINGLE Harry Potter book by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dislike something that makes people go crazy and tend to stay away from something like that. I think this is ridiculous! Think about it. Some fantasy book is driving people nuts!
    Yup, best stick to the Bible and the Koran. Oh, wait...
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  28. Re:Spoiler alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    People who reference first person shooters as if it were a literary device shouldn't comment....period.

  29. Re:Spoiler alert by Bandman · · Score: 2, Funny

    In book 2, maybe it's a deux ex machina, after that, it's more like a recurring convenient feature.

    kinda like turbo boost in Knight Rider