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Qantas To Offer In-Flight Internet, Laptop Amenities

SlinkySausage writes "Australian international airline Qantas has just announced in-flight broadband will be available across all classes in its new fleet of A380s. Also on offer will be laptop power in economy and internet access in the seat-back entertainment system. They are retrofitting existing 747s with elements of the technology, and providing several ports for passengers with more expensive tickets: 'The USB ports will be used for "viewing of content" on the in-flight entertainment system, though Qantas wouldn't be drawn on whether that would include Divx video capability, or the ability to connect an iPod. It would also allow recharging of USB-powered devices. The Ethernet port is for laptops that don't have wireless, or for people who simply prefer an Ethernet connection over WiFi, which could potentially become congested in an aircraft if in-flight internet usage becomes popular.'"

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  1. Internet access by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is about time. If you are trying to accomplish work on long International flights, simple laptop accommodations are a necessity, even in coach. And given that more and more work is absolutely dependent upon Internet access, this is welcome indeed.

    I've found Qantas to be one of the most accommodating airlines as well as one of the most progressive. While my last flight on Quantas was not all it could be (not the fault of Qantas), I would fly them in preference to just about any other carrier and most other carriers could learn from them. Even their international coach is most comfortable with more entertainment options than I've seen on other carriers and given their Internet access, upcoming trips to Japan and China will likely be on Qantas unless the other carriers can step up and offer Internet access.

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    1. Re:Internet access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Are you kidding? Qantas are a rip-off and their hosties are stuck up bitches.

    2. Re:Internet access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is about time. If you are trying to accomplish work on long International flights,

      In a sense it's not. Hear me out for a sec. What this is saying is that, you know what guys, the future is NOT shorter trips or flight times. THe future is extended security checks, socks-n-shoes off at some airports, and shrink-wrapped luggage before boarding. The future is extended parking at the airport tarmac, might as well make your phone calls in a phone booth shaped like an airplane kind of future, give you your infotainment and internets while waiting for your chicken-or-beef kind of future.(/looking for my flying car rant off)

    3. Re:Internet access by Bilestoad · · Score: 1

      QANTAS? Shit. A fleet of ancient 747s that only just got video on demand, kept running due to inflated prices kept artificially high by excluding competitors from lucrative routes like SYD-LAX - thanks, "free enterprise" Liberal party - and by saturation bombing customers with advertising for crappy stage shows on every flight. They are just lucky that the recent private equity deal fell apart else that protection might have been removed, allowing Singapore to come in and not only to eat their lunch but their morning tea, dinner, breakfast and tiny bags of pretzels also. You think QANTAS is any good? I can understand that view if you are a regular United flyer - 300lb flight attendants FTL! - but don't ever fly Singapore or Emirates, your illusions will be shattered.

      BTW, the recent email from QANTAS (yeah I still think of it as an acronym, hence the caps) talks about the Airbus 380 as if it was already here. It's not and I'll believe it when I board one.

    4. Re:Internet access by cute-boy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is about time.

      Right. There is little enough space in cattle class (even with the extra leg room) without having the nerd next to you decide they are going to get the laptop out. Especially when clambering over each other to get to the toilet etc...

      They should leave the internet access and the PC power supply points for business and first class, where you can operate without disturbing the person next to you. If you want to work on a flight, you (or your boss) should be prepared to pay for that.

      I do a lot of long haul flights, Sydney to UK. I read books and listen to music to fill my time. I really try respect the personal space of the people around me, and I love it when the same respect is returned.

      -R

  2. QANTAS... by DavidpFitz · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's QANTAS, not QANTIS.

    Queensland And Northern Territory Aerial Services.

    1. Re:QANTAS... by DavidpFitz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Headline fixed by the editors. Must be a record for correcting a mistake?!

    2. Re:QANTAS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      QANTIS

      Queensland And Northern Territory Internet Services

    3. Re:QANTAS... by poisonfruitloops · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Personally i'd rather qantas lower their prices instead of ricing up their already over expensive flights. I mean now that tiger airways is doing cheap domestic flights as well (or they're about to, i forget) surely qantis would be looking at a competitive alternative for the consumer? or am i being a jew again? heh

    4. Re:QANTAS... by poisonfruitloops · · Score: 2

      I love irony. Either way. I'd still opt for a much cheaper 5 hour flight as appose to a stupid price for internet use during a trip.

    5. Re:QANTAS... by zig007 · · Score: 1

      Personally i'd rather qantas lower their prices instead of ricing up their already over expensive flights. Yeah, I hate it when they do that. That stuff gets in everywhere.
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    6. Re:QANTAS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be such a Qant.

    7. Re:QANTAS... by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      It's Quick And Nasty Typical Australian Service ;)

    8. Re:QANTAS... by dwywit · · Score: 1

      I thought it was

      Quickies Available Now in Toilet Ask Staff

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  3. 'Broad'-band?? by metalcup · · Score: 1

    Worryingly, though, the report says that the broadband will be provided via Inmarsat's SwiftBroadband 432kbit/sec-per-channel service (yes, I RTFA)

    I doubt if one could do more than check e-mail - As they say in the article, if everyone logs on, the flight 'll probably end before one can do any worthwhile browsing/e-mail work..

    IMO, the power for laptops sounds more useful to me - on a long haul flight, it will allow me to finish more work in the flight itself..

    Hope the other airlines also start something like this soon...
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    1. Re:'Broad'-band?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have the specs of what was used by that Boeing service that just ended last year... but I used it on a JAL flight from Tokyo to Frankfurt, and I seriously miss it. It was fast. How fast? Well, faster than what I got in my hotels in Munich and Hamburg... Fast enough that e-mail, web browsing and IM was very tolerable. Tolerable to the point that I forgot I was sitting in an airplane. But the BIGGEST shocker came when I attempted (with serious doubts it would even connect) an iChat audio conference with my girlfriend back in Tokyo. I was flying somewhere above Siberia. IT WORKED! I didn't want to annoy the passenger next to me, so I texted while she spoke, but while there was a slight delay in audio, it was perfectly capable, and didn't even drop out for the 5 minutes or so we spoke.

      So... if you can look up the specs on the Boeing service, and compare them to the Qantas specs, you might get an idea. Well, maybe...

      That said, forget about working in an airplane... that was my original intention, but I gave up. It's way too stressful. I just ended up chatting, browsing the web, writing personal e-mails etc. while I had a few beers and gin&tonics. (I was in business class, so I had a power outlet to keep power for the duration of the flight.)

    2. Re:'Broad'-band?? by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      It says 432kbit/sec-per-channel and I'd assume multiple channels would be used.

  4. Another rule by ATestR · · Score: 2, Funny

    Internet connectivity is provided on our new flights, but personal electronic devices will henceforth be restricted due to security concerns...

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    1. Re:Another rule by ben_kelley · · Score: 1

      The fact that Qantas allow the use of mobile ("cell") phones while the plane is taxi-ing is old news, but I noticed recently that there is a new exclusion that allows Bluetooth and WiFi devices to be used in the air.

  5. as a frequent traveller by Aeron65432 · · Score: 1

    this is long overdue and more importantly, would swing my preference. I would pay a bit more to fly Qantas with this service, it's just a shame they aren't allowed to fly domestically in the US

    1. Re:as a frequent traveller by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Not allowed? Why is that?

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    2. Re:as a frequent traveller by VJ42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The US Airline industry is very protectionist; even the recent open skies agreement with EU airlines doesn't go as far as most Europian carriers wanted and was seen to be bias toward the US airlines. (Both EU and US air lines can now land in more destinations, but EU airlines can't fly from one destination in the US to another; however US carriers can fly from one EU destination to another, a side effect of the EU being made up of many countries)

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    3. Re:as a frequent traveller by Aeron65432 · · Score: 1

      Foreign airlines are not allowed to fly domestically within the United States. I have no idea why, but they aren't. That's why you cannot hop on a British Airways flight from DC to LA.

      Deregulation helped the United States immensely. "The U.S. airline market was deregulated in 1978. The virtues of the move, though long debated, had become more than self-evident by the mid-1990s: With the government no longer dictating ticket prices and in-flight menus, airfares dropped 40 percent in real terms between 1978 and 1997, saving travelers an estimated $20 billion a year and more than doubling the total number of passengers. (Accident rates, meanwhile, were cut in half.)"

      However, security concerns (both physical and employment) have prevented us from allowing foreign airlines to fly within the United States. The efficiency and lower price of increased competition robs us all, everytime you take a flight you are paying a premium to keep Europeans out.

    4. Re:as a frequent traveller by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      The very airline the article is talking about does exactly this.

      Qantas offers a flight SYD > LAX > JFK. The LAX-JFK leg is flown by Qantas, not codeshare.

      I think this is okay, because the actual flight origin is technically Sydney, not within the US. That being said, you are able to purchase tickets purely for the LAX > JFK leg, and thus fly a foreign airline entirely within the US.

    5. Re:as a frequent traveller by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      See my sister comment, but in short, there is at least one foreign domestic flight within the US.

    6. Re:as a frequent traveller by kimba · · Score: 1

      Qantas is not allowed to accept passengers just for the LAX-JFK route. The LAX is in effect a refueling stop, and you can only purchase tickets JFKSYD and LAXSYD, but not LAXJFK on QF.

    7. Re:as a frequent traveller by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      In that case, I'd stand corrected. Admittedly, my understanding was from getting back on at LAX, and hearing "Welcome aboard the continuation of flight blah ... For those passengers joining us..." - but I guess that could be attributed to reading from memory/script, rather than an accurate portrayal of bookings.

      Would be interesting (well, in a 'useless trivia' sense as to whether they're allowed to standby/waitlist missed connections onto that flight out of LAX...

    8. Re:as a frequent traveller by schwanerhill · · Score: 1

      I don't believe you're allowed to fly JFK-LAX only on the Qantas flight; the JFK service is purely to provide 1-stop service to Sydney. On the Qantas web site, you can't purchase a JFK-LAX flight. See wikipedia's cabotage page. In fact, the asinine U. S. laws prohibit foreign carriers from offering domestic U. S. service even if it's connecting through a foreign country! That is, Air Canada can't offer service between two U. S. cities connecting through Toronto even though neither leg is a U. S. domestic flight.

      This reminds me of an experience my Mom had back in the 70s to get around this law. (I'm fuzzy on the details.) An Air France Concorde flew from Paris (I think) into, I believe, Washington Dulles with continuing service to Dallas. They wanted to be able to pick up passengers at Dulles so they sold the plane to an American carrier (Braniff) every time this plane landed, and Braniff technically operated the Dulles-Dallas service.

      I don't know of any similar arrangement these days.

  6. Very welcomed move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After recently using QANTAS to fly to India from Au and back again, I would really welcome this move. I ended up lending a friends Nintendo DS just to pass the boredom. The in flight entertainment is pretty average, with international movies, as well as american produced dribble, with movies subtitled in the destinations language.

    Funnily enough, I was asked to "turn off my laptop wifi" during the flight because it may interfere with the workings in the cockpit.
    The article mentions the companies that are implementing this feature, who will no doubt botch the first implementation. If any of you guys are reading this, I'd be happy to assist you with your usability problems.

  7. Definitely Qantas by smitty97 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Charlie: Ray, all airlines have crashed at one time or another, that doesn't mean that they are not safe.
    Raymond: QANTAS. QANTAS never crashed.
    Charlie: QANTAS?
    Raymond: Never crashed.
    Charlie: Oh that's gonna do me a lot of good because QANTAS doesn't fly to Los Angeles out of Cincinnati, you have to get to Melbourne! Melbourne, Australia in order to get the plane that flies to Los Angeles!

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    1. Re:Definitely Qantas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Definitely Qantas by troyhunt · · Score: 1

      Actually, they have crashed: http://www.airdisaster.com/photos/qf1/photo.shtml They just haven't had a hull loss.

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  8. Of course, it won't be free by apathy+maybe · · Score: 1

    This reminds me off how QANTAS were going to (still going to?) offer the ability to send and receive text messages on board the plane. The "tower" had its own country code, and thus sending messages was sending them internationally, which costs a lot of course...

    This Internet access won't be free, in fact it will probably cost much more then the prices at the airport. Personally, I don't think I would use such a facility (unless it was free), if I have my laptop, well I have NetHack, lots of E-Books (though I dislike reading them on the screen) and similar. Plus, even in economy, don't they have games and movies and stuff to watch on the seat in front of you? (Malaysian Airlines do.)

    (Random fun fact, QANTAS has the best safety record of any international airline. But their worker policies are often crap.)

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    1. Re:Of course, it won't be free by cianduffy · · Score: 1

      Not true - they've never lost a jet airliner but have had 62 deaths.

      Ryanair, on the other hand, are the biggest international airline in the world, and have had 0 craft lost and 0 deaths.

    2. Re:Of course, it won't be free by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Ryanair are the "biggest international airline" by a highly subjective, probably inaccurate measurement. They fly many domestic routes, which have been somehow counted. Far more likely is that they are number three or four at best, and Lufthansa is number one.

      It's also a little tenuous to suggest that an airline founded in 1985 with a fleet of 136 aircraft having no lost aircraft is comparable to an airline founded in 1920 with a fleet of 230 is comparable, especially when, as you note, both Qantas and Ryanair are at zero losses in the jet age.

      And on that jet age note, it's also rather important to point out that Qantas have ALSO had zero deaths since moving to into the jet age.

      So let's not start holding Ryanair as superior just yet.

    3. Re:Of course, it won't be free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I flew Qantas, Melbourne to London via Singapore Dec last year on 747 and you could send SMS and email using the inflight entertainment system. Cost about $1.50AU a message from memory.

      Could also receive messages, had to approve them first and cost the same as sending I think.

    4. Re:Of course, it won't be free by p3anut · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can still send SMS messages on most of their flights. Costs a heap to send and costs to receive. I am NOT paying ot receive a text message.

    5. Re:Of course, it won't be free by cthulhu11 · · Score: 0

      The video I've seen on domestic flights has been p&s and edited for length. Plus, there are only so many times I can stand to watch Adam Sandler.

  9. Makes me wonder by benhocking · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I should book my next flight from Charlottesville, Virginia to Atlanta, Georgia through Australia to take advantage of this...

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    1. Re:Makes me wonder by BWJones · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, no doubt. I wish that Qantas were available for domestic travel here in the US. It might give the US carriers something to think about in terms of customer service and on-time departures.

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    2. Re:Makes me wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering all the delays and security checks you'll go through, it shouldn't take much longer than a direct flight.

    3. Re:Makes me wonder by mjwx · · Score: 1

      If I should book my next flight from Charlottesville, Virginia to Atlanta, Georgia through Australia to take advantage of this...
      So long as you take a brief stopover in wagga wagga
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    4. Re:Makes me wonder by bandmassa · · Score: 1

      Jeez, your domestic carriers must be garbage ;-) Qantas here charge more than the other carriers (one of which they own: Jetstar) they regularly bump full-fare paying flyers down from unfull Qantas flights to Jetstar (no refund on the difference in ticket price, no upgrade on Jetstar service levels) and even if the delay in checking in is their fault, they'll cut you off and bump you to the next flight. Virgin Blue all the way for me (and looking forward to Tiger Air starting up into Hobart - real competition) Also, it's likely Qantas will announce a fare hike next week to cover the net fitout.

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    5. Re:Makes me wonder by Meski · · Score: 1

      Be careful what you wish for - you haven't experienced Qantas' crap domestic service in Australia. Virgin Blue leave them for dead. Ontime departures particularly.

  10. Overnight Flights & sleeping by RedneckJack · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I don't know this is a good idea. Right now flights between places like LA and OZ & NZ, there is not much to do except to sleep especially since it is an overnight flight. Bring in laptops and cell phones into the equation, no one will get much sleep due to someone talking or the glow from the laptop LCD. If it was a day flight, a different story.

    A good compromise would be to have a work area someplace in the plane where you can get thing accomplished without bothering anyone else. But space is money. The more people you pack in, the more money the airline makes.

    Here is my personal experience back this past winter, I did a trip between LAX and AKL (LA, CA & Auckland NZ). It was an overnite flight which takes ~12 hours. Qantas exceeds what we have got used to on domestic flights. Even though it is airline food, you get fed dinner and breakfast. As an added bonus, you get free alcohol. After the meal, the lights are totally turned off. On my flight down no one turned on their reading light, it made for good sleeping even in coach. On the flight back, I had one a-hole nearby who thought it was good to read in the middle of the night. It would been better to go up into the galley area to read. During the flight, I would get up every once in a while and go to the galley to look maybe read and be considerate of my neighbors.

    1. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      I like the idea of a "work" area... you certainly don't want me sleeping on a flight that you want to sleep on as well... too much LOUD snoring. Been known to scare small children.... so for someone like me, you really do want them to stay up and read, etc. all night long.

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    2. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by jrumney · · Score: 5, Insightful

      On the flight back, I had one a-hole nearby who thought it was good to read in the middle of the night. It would been better to go up into the galley area to read.

      On my last long distance flight (a proper long distance flight with two legs lasting 15 and 13 hours respectively), they handed out eyeshades so self-righteous pricks could sleep without worrying about what their neighbour whose bodyclock might be on who knows what timezone is doing. As for going to the galley, do you really think getting in the way of the staff is better than quietly enjoying the facilities that were put there for you at your own seat?

    3. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by GoodbyeBlueSky1 · · Score: 1

      Get one of those eye cover things and quit complaining. That guy would have been an "a-hole" if he walked into your bedroom one night, turned the light on and started reading. But he didn't. He was on a public airplane. I swear, some people have the most ridiculous sense of entitlement!

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    4. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by fbjon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here is my personal experience back this past winter, I did a trip between LAX and AKL (LA, CA & Auckland NZ). It was an overnite flight which takes ~12 hours. Qantas exceeds what we have got used to on domestic flights. Even though it is airline food, you get fed dinner and breakfast. As an added bonus, you get free alcohol. This is all pretty much standard operating procedure on any international long-haul flight.
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    5. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      The free alcohol is the one thing that I don't understand. Is the intention to calm down nervous and irritated passengers? If so, it doesn't work well. Planes are dry places, alcohol dries you out even more making the alcohol take even more effect. End result: drunk, unruly passengers making life hell for flight attendants and other passengers and occasionally forcing the pilot to redirect the flight to kick the bum off.

      I've had to help tie down and isolate a drunk heroin addict who had already slugged one of the flight attendants on a flight back from Japan.

      If they're going to serve alcohol on planes it should all be charged with a set limit on the number of drinks a passenger can have, this ain't a bar for 'Crise-sakes. Anything else should be free. And PLEASE, have a constant stock of heated wet towels like JAL used to have. Nothing feels better than putting that over your face and breathing in some warm moist air.

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    6. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by truesaer · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've only flown on Quantas once (in coach), but they provided an eyeshade to every passenger. In fact they provided a nice little kit to everyone with eyeshade, headphones, snacks, bottled watter, blanket/pillow, and toothbrush and toothpaste.

    7. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by thejoelpatrol · · Score: 1

      Never mind that congregating in the galley area could be illegal on flights to/from the US, depending if the galley is near the front of the plane. (Forgive me if few planes are structured this way, but I just looked up a few seating charts and it seemed that several common Boeing models were)

    8. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      This is all pretty much standard operating procedure on any international long-haul flight.

      You'd think so, until I had the misfortune to have to endure United Melbourne - Sydney - San Francisco - Seattle. "One alcoholic beverage per passenger" (although it may have been "one free ..."). And not just policy, but enforced. I watched a guy ask, after getting wine from the attendant in his aisle, another attendant. She yelled down the aisle to the first attendant, "No, he's had his already". Bleh.

    9. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by fmobus · · Score: 1

      Someone above suggested something like an "working zone". It could work... some german trains have a "Ruhezone" (silent zone), where talking, listening to music, cellphones and any noisy or disturbing activity is forbidden.

      Granted, a train usually has more room than an airplane, but it could work.

    10. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds to me you're the one who is being a selfish A-hole. The lights are there for a reason. If YOU can't handle some light while trying to sleep... then YOU bring your sleep visor.

    11. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a grade-A pillock. Are you really drawing a comparison between drinking, and heroin addiction?

      What book did you read that suggests that drunkenness is caused by "being dried out" ?

    12. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by shplorb · · Score: 1

      Big deal. Sounds like he was going through heroin withdrawal more than not being able to hold his piss.

      David Boon, a famous Australian cricketer, is legendary and admired for one thing (and it's not the 'tash!): Drinking 52 cans of beer on a flight from Sydney to London.

      It's our god-given right as Aussies to sink piss on planes!

    13. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by grrrl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right now flights between places like LA and OZ & NZ, there is not much to do except to sleep especially since it is an overnight flight.

      Er, no. Last flight I flew SYD->LAX left Sydney at midday. Sure, after lunch they dimmed the lights to try and adjust people to the time difference, but I wasn't fooled.

      Flying LAX-> SYD I left at midday again, and arrived at Sydney 8.30pm at night. No overnight there! Actually it was a great flight, I was really adjusted when I got to Sydney - stayed up a few hours then hit the sack and *bam* no jet lag!

    14. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by hab136 · · Score: 1

      Never mind that congregating in the galley area could be illegal on flights to/from the US, depending if the galley is near the front of the plane. (Forgive me if few planes are structured this way, but I just looked up a few seating charts and it seemed that several common Boeing models were)

      During the US portion of my trip last week, I was told that simply congregating in the aisle or galley was prohibited, regardless if you were near the front.
    15. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

      Free alcohol is standard on non-US carrier international flights.

  11. Okay, before anyone asks: by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Funny
    Since this is /. ...

    No, you cannot join the Mile High Club by taking your laptop with you to the bathroom and hitting the pr0n, no matter how much Cat5 you stuff into the carry-on for facilitating this.

    /P

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    1. Re:Okay, before anyone asks: by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 2

      "No, you cannot join the Mile High Club by taking your laptop with you to the bathroom and hitting the pr0n, no matter how much Cat5 you stuff into the carry-on for facilitating this."

      BATHROOM!! We'll that explains all of the grimacing faces around me.

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    2. Re:Okay, before anyone asks: by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      No, you cannot join the Mile High Club by taking your laptop with you to the bathroom [...]

      We Australians don't even understand that. Who puts a bath on a plane?

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    3. Re:Okay, before anyone asks: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We Australians don't even understand that. Who puts a bath on a plane?

      Eh, it makes more sense than keeping your water in a closet.

  12. But will they address the cabin baggage limits?? by Might+E.+Mouse · · Score: 1

    This is fantastic news - a great leap forward. HOWEVER The cabin baggage weight limits are SO strict these days - I can only just take my 15" laptop + power brick + bag onto a flight, given the strict 7KG weight limit. They really need to return to the old days where it was "one carry on bag plus one Personal Item" such as hangbag, briefcase OR LAPTOP.

  13. ethernet vs wireless by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    IIRC, the airlines prefer to wireless over wired connection for several reasons. The same number of wireless access points as ethernet ports requires less wiring and saves weight (antenna overhead as opposed to running cable to every seat). Putting hardwired ports shows some real commitment by Quantas since they would have to retrofit seats (which I guess they are already if they are providing power).

    I hope the wireless catches on now that my cell phone is wi-fi VOIP (http://cincinnatibell.com/consumer/wireless/home_ run/)

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    1. Re:ethernet vs wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember that at some point Boeing was choosing ethernet over wireless for the 787, because it would have cost more weight to put in the required shielding for the cockpit (since the FAA is paranoid about wireless interference on aircraft systems).

  14. With Telstra like $0.15/MB additional usage fine? by AHuxley · · Score: 1
    Think of the profits:

    In flight Quantas internet $60
    Ticket to Australia $2000
    Your face when you work out the price of $0.15/MB over 200 mb of usage
    Priceless

    http://my.bigpond.com/internetplans/broadband/cabl e/plans/

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  15. voice? by conspirator57 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    VOIP on your laptop or perhaps iPhone, etc.? mmm... no more at&t/sprint airphone taunting me from the seatback in front of me.

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    -Edna St. Vincent Millay
    1. Re:voice? by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Latency would kill VOIP on an airplane, case closed. And if the latency doesn't kill you, the person in the seat next to you who has to hear you blab for hours on end just might.

    2. Re:voice? by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      Latency/jitter tolerance is greatly improved with larger window sizes in your network layer. Before the advent of the T carrier, coast to coast calls were essentially half-duplex because of the latency involved in analog reconstruction and retransmission every few miles. That didn't make them impractical, other than financially. The name of the game in such circumstances is "altering expectations."

      As to the other passengers killing me, well those of us with capacity for enlightened self interest will simply be cognizant of the blab tolerance of our neighbors. Also, this might be more incentive for subvocal technologies, which would help with the level of claptrap in other public spaces.

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      "If still these truths be held to be
      Self evident."
      -Edna St. Vincent Millay
    3. Re:voice? by Anonymous+Cowhead · · Score: 1

      Latency/jitter tolerance is greatly improved with larger window sizes in your network layer. Yah, whatever. Enjoy your VOIP at ~1000 ms network latency. This will be some of the most expensive dialup-like service on the planet.
  16. Emirates by pzs · · Score: 1

    I gather Qantas are under a lot of pressure from Emirates for popular Europe-Australia routes. Emirates have a young fleet with very good facilities - the best on-demand system I've seen anyway. Some people have complained that Emirates takes subsidies from the sheikhs of Dubai, although the Wikipedia page for Emirates says that this is not the case.

    Peter

    1. Re:Emirates by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      So what if they do?
      Delta took a subsidy from me when they wrote off all their common stock and re-issued "DAL New".
      Airbus get subsidies from the EU, Boeing gets them from the US, I'm sure there is some level of preferential treatment for Quantas in .AU .NZ compared to everyone else.
      It's the way of life, and if the sheikhs feel fit to give money then that's their business.
      If it is true, however, it's a bit shady to lie about it...
      -nB

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    2. Re:Emirates by Rodyland · · Score: 1
      You betcha QANTAS get preferential treatment. The AU-US leg is their cash cow, not to mention their near strangle-hold on the Australian domestic market. Of course, one wonders how long this "we're the Australian carrier, so look after us please" scam will last as QANTAS continue to outsource things like maintenance to other Asian countries.

      My last flight to the US (business class, work trip) it was cheaper for work to fly me home from LA via Hong Kong (using Cathay Pacific) than via direct flight from LA to AU on QANTAS. Justified of course by a visit to the HK office. Now I'll admit that overall Cathay wasn't as good as QANTAS, but there is no way I'd put the price differential at the cost of an extra 9 hour flight, that's for sure.

  17. Bandwidth by jshriverWVU · · Score: 1

    Anyone know what kind of system they're using for connectivity? Guessing some sort of satellite system. Though I've heard they have a horrible uplink for obvious reasons. How can such a system handle requests from 50-100+ users and not freeze up because of request packet overflow.

    1. Re:Bandwidth by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      by making costs real high that only a few people can pay for it.

    2. Re:Bandwidth by jzuska · · Score: 1

      Stop thinking about how you are going to play WoW on the plane. This will be used to check your stocks, read CNN, and email your Power Points.

    3. Re:Bandwidth by pthor1231 · · Score: 1

      Stop thinking that WoW takes up a shitload of bandwidth. Web 2.0 bullshit sites eat up more bandwidth with their flashy graphics than WoW does in most cases. Just standing around in a main city in WoW eats up less than 1k/s down and somewhere on the order of 20-50b/s up. I think most people wouldn't want to play WoW on the plane anyways because the latency would make it awful. The GP was most likely actually concerned with a hundred or so people overloading a single routing device on the plane, rendered the internet, something you subsidized with your plane ticket cost, unusable.

    4. Re:Bandwidth by dmpyron · · Score: 1

      I think they said Inmarsat. The cruise lines use this system, and last time I checked I got between 192k and 384k down and about 96k up. Carnival and Royal Caribbean both charge between $.55 and $.65 a minute, depending on what package you buy. Latency was somewhat of an issue. I never saw more than about 8-10 people in the internet cafe at any one time. I'm willing to bet they do port blocking so that stuff like Skype and other VoIP applications don't get out. That's one way to save bandwidth. They better not block 25 and 110.

  18. the easy way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I invested $50,000 a couple days ago...now I have $500,000, talk about 1000% return...and it's still going up!!!

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=SPZI.PK

  19. Interferences by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 1

    So either the "interference issues" have been solved, or it has been an hoax since the beginning.

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    Maybe Computers will never be as intelligent as Humans.
    For sure they won't ever become so stupid. [VR-1988]
    1. Re:Interferences by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Newer planes == better avionics == less interference perhaps?

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    2. Re:Interferences by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Actually, not 'better avionics', but rather 'avionics and wiring designed for'. Something that most aircraft currently flying were not designed or built for.

    3. Re:Interferences by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      Coupled with safety studies moving with the alacrity and paranoia of government. The impertinent child part of my personality says: "Gimme now!" However, the rest of me is grateful that the same kind of people that won't let the engine manufacturers lower the number of kevlar layers in their passenger-facing engine walls are involved. BTW: the frozen turkey engine safety tests are awesome. I wish someone at the FAA would put video clips up. http://www.airweb.faa.gov/Regulatory_and_Guidance_ Library/rgFinalRule.nsf/0/97ba0ed6b1d5d18986256968 0047f07e?OpenDocument

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      "If still these truths be held to be
      Self evident."
      -Edna St. Vincent Millay
  20. CUNTASS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in Australia we call them CuntAss because they are mean to their own customers.

    1. Re:CUNTASS by apathy+maybe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obviously you aren't a real Australian...

      It would be CUNTARSE if you were.

      'Cause an ass is a fucking donkey you arse!

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      I wank in the shower.
  21. Please advise me... by sumi-manga · · Score: 0

    I was under the impression that any form of wireless communication during flight was not allowed unless throughly tested and re-tested by airline technicians, etc... Why is it that a low spectrum proprietary wireless signal can be transmitted from the plane with 2.4Ghz WiFi added into the equation, but here in the U.S. I can't turn on a PCS, CDMA, or iDEN based cell phone? Is this odd to anyone else?

    1. Re:Please advise me... by pasamio · · Score: 1

      Some of the issues with activating a mobile phone during flight actually had to do with multiple cells picking up the call and not dealing with the hand-over algorithm properly (in Australia anyway). The issue occurred with analogue phones which did hand overs based on signal strength. The issue is that if you're flying you can quite easily get equal line of sight to two (or more) cells which means they both pick up the phone which resulted in jamming that part of the cell network when a call came through or was made (because it'd go through two or more points and confuse the network). The Telstra solution was to terminate anything that looked like this was happening. With digital communications I believe this has been fixed, but historically activating a phone in flight has had ramifications on the ground.

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      I always wondered where this setting was...
    2. Re:Please advise me... by Goffee71 · · Score: 1

      Airbus just lost billions and spent 18months rewiring their A380 planes... now maybe this is why - extra signal insulation so we can read chickenhawk blogs and download dubious content - go the mile-high one-hand club.

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      If he's the Walrus then can I be a penguin please?
    3. Re:Please advise me... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that any form of wireless communication during flight was not allowed unless throughly tested and re-tested by airline technicians, etc

      You answered your own question.
      tested and re-tested by airline technicians

    4. Re:Please advise me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm never going to look at one of those complimentary blankets the same way again.

  22. Great news by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

    This is great news. But:

    Didn't one airline already offer this for a short while, but they abandoned it because they didn't want terrorists to be able to communicate with the ground, or colleagues on other planes?

    Also, why is Wi-Fi suddenly safe while we're not allowed to use cell phones on board?

    1. Re:Great news by HaloZero · · Score: 1

      Well, two things to think about. Cells use frequencies other than 2.4GHz and 5.1GHz for communications. But I don't believe that wireless communication devices are really a major threat to aircraft - they didn't take my phone away at the TSA checkpoint. If I was a malicious passenger, and wanted to take down an airline, do you think they'd let me through the gate with a device that will disrupt the plane's instrumentation if it's switched on? I've flown all over the place, and casually forgotten to turn my cell off. Just didn't occur to me. Guess what? I made it to the destination, and so did the other 200 people on the flight. I wonder how often that happens.

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    2. Re:Great news by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Cellphones are more of a danger to the user who owns it than everyone else. Wi-Fi however is safe for the user, and everyone around them. If a cellphone goes off in flight the person whom it belongs to is in more danger than anything else of getting their ass kicked.

      Now...for the technical reason (since most people can't comprehend altitude). When your on the ground, your cellphone sees 3-5 towers MAYBE (just enough to make a voice call). When your on a plane your cellphone can see upwards of 20 towers. While moving at high speeds it will have to change towers FREQUENTLY. Simple put, your hitting way the fuck too many towers (people do get bitched at/service terminated by their cell company because of this), and that would seriously overload the network with that many cellphones having access to so many towers. Not to mention the speed issue that'll cause mass switching. It's a GREAT way to drain your cellphones battery. Especially if you get somewhere where your cell can't find any towers. It'll drain power very fast looking for towers constantly.

      Cellphones have ZERO business being on a plane, ever. If you need to be able to receive, and send calls that badly; get in your car, and drive to your destination. Otherwise, you have voicemail, and the horrendously priced phones available on the plane.

    3. Re:Great news by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

      Well, two things to think about. Cells use frequencies other than 2.4GHz and 5.1GHz for communications. But I don't believe that wireless communication devices are really a major threat to aircraft - they didn't take my phone away at the TSA checkpoint. If I was a malicious passenger, and wanted to take down an airline, do you think they'd let me through the gate with a device that will disrupt the plane's instrumentation if it's switched on? I've flown all over the place, and casually forgotten to turn my cell off. Just didn't occur to me. Guess what? I made it to the destination, and so did the other 200 people on the flight. I wonder how often that happens.

      I realise all that, and I agree with you. I'm sure people leave their phones on all the time, and I have never heard of that causing problems, and like you said, if cell phones really posed a demonstrable risk they would not be so casual about asking for them to be turned off.

      I'm just curious about what Qantas' rationalization of the apparent contradiction will be, and whether we will now also be allowed to use our phones on-board (although I have no idea if you can from that height. What's the maximum line-of-sight range of a GSM mast?)

    4. Re:Great news by skiingyac · · Score: 1

      I have no idea if you can from that height. What's the maximum line-of-sight range of a GSM mast?

      I believe 22km is the theoretical limit, so its certainly possible... but most calls on United Flight 93 were on the plane's built-in phones, and not cell phones... until the plane was at around 5,000ft, but they were flying over southeast PA, so maybe there were not many towers or they weren't transmitting with a lot of power...
    5. Re:Great news by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Some strange arguments here. It seems you're saying that the reason the airlines tell me to turn off my cell phone is because my battery would be drained too quickly, or the provider's network might be overloaded? That seems very unlikely. Surely that's my choice and/or the provider's business? Not to mention that I'm sure the GSM standard (or other cellular phone standard) has mechanisms to cope with situations like this without instantly overloading the entire network.

      You go on to imply that this is a good argument why cell phones don't belong on air planes to begin with. Excuse me? There is no logical connection between those two statements! That's like saying cars don't belong on the highway because they cause traffic jams.

      You even say to take the car instead of fly if I need to make phone calls. I'll let the US-centricity of that statement slide (you are aware that there are other countries on the other side of that big water at your borders, right? ;-)), but surely it would be a lot safer to receive phone calls on an air plane, where I don't have to do anything but sit, than in a car, where my concentration is required for driving the car safely!

    6. Re:Great news by snarkh · · Score: 1


      Lufthansa was offering wireless on their long-haul flights for a while. Not sure if they are still doing it. The cost was around $30 per flight, which seemed a bit steep for the slow internet they offered.

    7. Re:Great news by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Providers will never challenge the FCCs ruling that cellphones can't be used on a plane due to the reasoning that it will overload their networks/would cost them to get their network able to do that. Sure, 1 or 2 planes might be handled well, but the network was not built to handle that kind of psychotic switching with the number of planes in the sky. Get ahold of a cellular tech. They'll tell you pretty much the same thing as me.

      And no, cellphones do NOT belong on planes, period. Hell they shouldn't even ring on a train, nor should they be answered on a train unless a dire emergency arises (learn to text dimwit). I'm actually in Japan btw. I've been out of my own country quite a bit actually (nice personal jab in the dark about me not knowing about other countries). Here's something to think about that I know you've NEVER thought of since your kinda stuck in your isolationist "I'm more important" BS attitude. When your in a situation packed in with allot of people, last thing WE want to hear is about YOUR overly important life (I know you don't wanna hear bout mine, why do I wanna know bout yours?). Especially when usually on a plane (or train for that matter) people are trying to sleep, or just relax. Listening to you yammer on about your insignificant macrocosm of a life is the OPPOSITE of relaxing.

      Just to give you a MUCH needed idea of how more socially progressed nations handle cellphones (since you won't get, or buy a clue). Japan for instance: Guess how many people I've heard talking on a cellphone? One, and they had a slight emergency, and apologized profusely afterwards. Guess how many cellphones I've ever heard on a train go off. ZERO!!! People know how to not be assholes, understand technology, and set their phones to vibrate, like the sign says on the train (not to mention it's just courteous). Instead, 1/4th of the people on the train are mad texting machines (70yr old granies txting is TOO funny). Hell, Hong Kong is pretty much the same way, and even China is too for the most part. Pretty sad when I can say the Chinese are more courteous than the general American public.

      Never said to awnser the phone WHILE driving though. Pull the hell over, and take care of your uber important conference call while driving cross country. When you go off the side of a cliff for awnsering that call going 80mph I won't cry for you. Saftey first!

      Seriously though, your the asshole who is emailing on his BB, and receiving calls when in a theater aren't you? I find it rather fun to start shit with your type by chucking the damn thing up to the front of the theater, and informing you to retrieve it when the movie is over after ignoring warnings. I wait in giddy anticipation for the day someone throws a swing at me for doing that.

      Real issue though here is that your just a cheap ass. If you really need to make that call: get your Visa out, and get raped by swiping your card in the onboard airline phones. If it's financially not worth it (as evidenced by your bitching), you won't make the call, and anoy everyone else around you.

    8. Re:Great news by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

      <snip diatribe>

      So in other words, you personally find it annoying when people answer mobile phones in your vicinity (if you don't want to know about my life, then stop listening in on my personal conversations!), and therefore you think they don't belong on any mode of transportation, ever, anywhere, and not only that, but you think that entitles you to assault people and vandalise their property? Wow. Judging from the style of your attack you're the type of person whom it would be completely useless to argue with, so I'm not even going to try to point out the many fallacies in that position.

      I pity you. Good luck with your life, and may you find some enjoyment in it in spite of all those people who are so obviously out to annoy you personally.

    9. Re:Great news by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      Theres a difference between anoying someONE, and just being a spot of shit on the lawn of society. When you awnser a cellphone at even a resturant: your not annoying just one person, your voice, and cellphone carry to a much large group. Other countries understand this. Most Westerners, such as yourself. Do not, nor will you ever (and you accuse me of not knowing there are countries on the other side of the pond).

      I don't vandalize property. I remove people's capability to vandalize my enjoyment of what I paid for. If your that self important, stay at home, gain an extra 50 pounds, and keep downing the lard please if you don't have any etiquite (go all the way! Catch the rainbow!). Others will show you the exact same respect you are willing to show them. End of story. I can be reasoned with, and thats why you throw your hands up. Thing is, I've had this conversation with too many people (psyc majors to boot). No has ever been able to give a legitimate excuse they need to be a dick in public to everyone else around them. Doctors on call haven't even been able to. I'm even on call at all times (even while in a foreign country), but I know to setup a chain so when I'm where a cellphone shouldn't be on, others can deal with the problem if it's that important.

  23. Non-technical customer backlash? by Valdez · · Score: 2
    For ages, "turn off your mobile phones and other electronic devices" has been the golden rule whilst in-flight, until of course the captain turns off the seatbelt sign so you can use approved electronics devices (listed in the back of your in-flight magazine).

    FTA:

    Qantas says it will offer wireless internet throughout the A380s -- even in economy -- as well as web and email access via seat-back inflight entertainment systems if you don't have a laptop with you. I can only wonder if, having been "educated" that a cell phone turned on while in flight can bring the entire plane crashing down in flames, some customers might feel a slight bit uneasy when they see everyone firing up their laptops and connecting to the free wireless.

    On the one hand, I imagine some people might make the connection that both phone and laptops send them new fangled electronical signals through the air, without any wires (devils!)... while others will simply say "Oh, phones aren't laptops" and never give it a second thought.

    How long will it be until we see the first story of a customer going crazy on a Quantas plane because they think their life is about to end in a mess of wreckage and flaming jetfuel because Johnny is checking his email.

    1. Re:Non-technical customer backlash? by ubercam · · Score: 1

      You do realize that they tell you to shut them off during take-off and landing so you ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION to any orders given by staff or the captain in case of having to do an emergency landing or maneuver? Imagine you're listening to your iPod (which you have cranked up to a higher than usual volume to make up for the added noise level in the cabin) and BRACE BRACE comes over the PA system and you don't hear it because you think you're cool listening to your iPod when they said not to... I hope all you rebels enjoy taking a big bite out of the seat in front of you at whatever speed the plane was travelling at the time of impact.

      As for interfering with critical flight systems, who knows? I haven't read any conclusive evidence either way.

      Whatever the flight crew told you about bringing the plane down in flames is complete bullshit, but there is a damn good reason for the ban on electronics during the most dangerous and error prone portions of flight: take-off and landing.

    2. Re:Non-technical customer backlash? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      While it is only one study, this suggests that mobile phones are capable of interfering with GPS receivers.

    3. Re:Non-technical customer backlash? by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

      Have you flown recently? Every flight I've been on in the past few years disallows electronic devices only during take-off and landing. For the vast majority of the flight, they're permitted.

    4. Re:Non-technical customer backlash? by Valdez · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry, next time I'll also demonstrate using this shorter version of a seatbelt. ;)

      ...until of course the captain turns off the seatbelt sign so you can use approved electronics devices (listed in the back of your in-flight magazine). I thought we could all start off on the same page with that one.
  24. Re:But will they address the cabin baggage limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What airline do you fly? I routinely use Japan Airlines, All Nippon Airlines (ANA), Qantas and Lufthansa. None of them have enforced such a policy on even coach class. I usually get 1 item that will fit in the overhead bin, and 1 item that can fit under the seat. On business class I can fit BOTH of my bags (both the max. size for int'l carry on, which means all my luggage inside and nothing stowed away in cargo) in addition to a briefcase with my laptop. The ONLY airlines that I've had trouble with are... you guessed it... U.S. airlines. Specifically, United and U.S. Air. They can get pretty anal. But I'm usually in a bad mood by the time I get through security check point in the U.S. anyhow...

  25. Re:But will they address the cabin baggage limits? by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

    I'm always loaded down with my carry-ons. As long as it fits in the box outside the terminal they don't care. Even if it does not fit they rarely give me any fuss. Only airline that got pissy with me was some cheap shit China airline going from Shenzen to Beijing. They were cheap as hell. A whole $20 extra to check the luggage was fine by me.

  26. Noisy moving chairs & sleeping by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know this is a good idea. Right now flights between places like LA and OZ & NZ, there is not much to do except to sleep Or read or draw or play cards or chat or etc.

    Some of us can't sleep in planes or trains, you know.
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    You can't take the sky from me...

  27. FWIW by achurch · · Score: 1

    Both of the major Japanese carriers, JAL and ANA, have given me excellent service. I fly ANA when I go back to the States (mostly because JAL doesn't fly NRT-IAD), and aside from the consistent professionalism of their employees, the flight amenities are good as well; they put seat TVs in coach several years back, and they had Boeing's Internet access service (Connexion, was it?) installed as well until it was discontinued. I've come to dread the rare occasions when I have to fly a domestic US route.

    I'll definitely have to remember Qantas when I go vacation in Australia, though.

    1. Re:FWIW by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      I'll second the vote on JAL for cabin crew professionalism and entertainment but don't you think their food has degraded to common in-flight crud in the past couple of years?

      They don't even serve zaru soba any more!

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      If you don't want to repeat the past, stop living in it.
    2. Re:FWIW by achurch · · Score: 1

      I haven't flown JAL in the last couple of years, so I wouldn't know, but I guess their troubles aren't limited to ignoring air traffic controllers. ANA, on the other hand, has been consistent for the 8 years I've used them. Consistently mediocre, that is, but growing up in the US, I learned to never count on the edibility of airline food anyway.

  28. Uptime, speed, etc.? by antdude · · Score: 1

    How is the speed, uptime, latencies, etc. on these flights? Is it like dial-up speed? I know on cruise ships, Internet really sucks. Worse than dial-up.

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  29. New Regulation coming soon by NavyTim · · Score: 1

    In the event of a water landing, your laptop will need to be used a flotation device.

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  30. Re:With Telstra like $0.15/MB additional usage fin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your face when you work out the price of $0.15/MB over 200 mb of usage

    Uh.. assuming you meant "MB" for megabytes and not millibits, that comes up to an extra $30. That's pocket change if you're already spending $2000 on tickets. What's the big deal?

  31. Thank you... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    It always amazes me that people are to stupid to bring an eye shade and ear plugs when they plan on sleeping in a crowded room. What is with these jerks that think mass transit and a bedroom are the same thing?

    Of course these people certainly make a good argument for avoiding mass transit.

    1. Re:Thank you... by eobanb · · Score: 1

      Of course these people certainly make a good argument for avoiding mass transit. Right, of course. Everyone should just contract a private jet. *rolls eyes*
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  32. Internet and phone are the things I don't miss by MosesJones · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I travel alot, and a lack of internet access for 12 hours or so is one of the things I really don't miss. I do a hell a lot of work on flights and a major reason for that is that I have to plan in advance, make sure I've got all the info I need and then I'm away. If I was on the internet I'd be expected to connect back to base, read and respond to emails and basically get less actual work done as people sent emails like "have you landed yet".

    I like the fact that for 12 hours I'm out of communications and I can settle down and do what I want to do. I land, sync with the airport's WiFi and by the time I'm in the cab I'm responding to all those emails anyway, 30 minutes later I'm in the hotel and connected and the emails are all sent.

    Lufthansa tried this a few years ago and then cancelled it because simply put the folks in business class (who would pay for this stuff) preferred to drink the nice wine, have a nice meal and have a sleep rather than browse the internet and get their emails.

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    1. Re:Internet and phone are the things I don't miss by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Totally agree with you on the 'settling down' bit, because to me it would seem that Mr Harried WorkerBee was either cramming or in serious need for more planning or organizing in his work. Otherwise, if one does open up the laptop it should be for relaxing or staying in touch with personal friends and acquaintances--THAT kind of catching up, especially on a 12+ hour flight would be some sort of de-pressurization or decompression for me.

      To make things interesting though, for those business contacts, I would for my last email before the trip, toss some sort of 'grenade' or bombshell so that they have to really WORK while I am out of touch: BTW, have you finalized those TPS reports, did you see that error on page 7? And then enjoy a Bloody Mary, with all that altitude...

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      WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
  33. Lufthansa was using Boeing's Connexion service? by hughk · · Score: 2, Informative

    I believe Lufthansa was happily using Boeing's Connexion service until it was withdrawn due to insufficient takeup by other carriers. Note that Lufthansa was quite happy with the service even though it cost almost a fortune to mod the 747-400. The service was slow but it provided web and email access from Angels 33 without problems. To those of us old enough to remember 33K modems and slower, the speed wasn't so much an issue (although some people's web design was).

    The thing is for short flights, it wasn't particularly interesting. Most people can afford to be off net for a few hours, so unless you were doing coast to coast in the US, it wasn't that interesting. Australia has some quite long distance flights inside the country, let alone to Asia, North America or Europe. That would make some money.

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  34. Re:But will they address the cabin baggage limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    7 KG? You must be from outside the U.S. Here in America, the limit of the weight of a carry-on tends to zero as you consider the weight of the average citizen. Basically, compared to a 300 lb man, a 15 lb bag is insignificant digits.

  35. Already been done, and shut down by Solandri · · Score: 1
    Boeing offered in-flight Internet in a service called Connexion. Many European airlines bought it for their planes, but none of the U.S. airlines did. Boeing eventually discontinued it because of customer disinterest (customer = airlines).

    I got to use it once (for free!) on Lufthansa before they shut it down. The speed was about on par with using my 3G cell phone as a modem, maybe a bit faster. I VPN'ed into my company's network and printed out a page saying I was typing and printing this from 33,000 feet over the middle of the Atlantic, just so I could say I've done it. ;)

    1. Re:Already been done, and shut down by DarthBart · · Score: 1

      Boeing shelled out a lot of money to start Connexion and then another load of money to stop it. They had contracted with SES Americom to launch AMC-23 to support Connexion over the Pacific. When Boeing bailed out of Connexion, they had to pay out a huge termination clause to SES.

      And now AMC-23 sits pretty much unused and SES is having a fire sale on space segment to try to recoup some of the costs of running the bird.

  36. Your Own P2P Network by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There are enough passengers on an A380 to run your own filesharing network. Imagine hundreds of people all sharing music and videos around the plane's local network.

    Imagine the RIAA trying to figure out how to stop it.

    Not to mention chat with the lovely female in the next row up.

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    1. Re:Your Own P2P Network by cashman73 · · Score: 1
      Imagine the RIAA trying to figure out how to stop it.

      Wouldn't be a problem for them, actually. The RIAA would just get Homeland Security to define "file sharing" as "terrorism", and then the TSA would have to search our laptop hard drives for any illegal songs.

  37. International waters by wiredlogic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When the plane gets over international waters they should allow the passengers to have a p2p love-in, sharing all their media with each other while thumbing their noses at copyright law.

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  38. useless .... by taniwha · · Score: 1

    unless you have a really tiny laptop - providing an internet connection still wont let you actually open the thing when the person in front reclines their seat - remember the cross-pacific flights QANTAS runs are largely overnight

  39. Here are the system specs by t4ng* · · Score: 1

    Since the article didn't have any useful info on the satellite link, here is Inmarsat's SwiftBroadband spec sheet... http://www.omnipless.com/SwiftBroadband.pdf

    1. Re:Here are the system specs by symonty · · Score: 1

      Specifications, sorry sales sheets are one thing.

      I have been using Bgan for some time and I will say that it has real trouble supplying service of greater than 256K and latency between 900-1100ms.

      Bonding is not practicle due to variable latency, and with latency as high as 800ms even without comples tcp/ip inercpetion to help slow/fast start window sizing, bandwidth per socket connection is limited to 64kbps, which makes some services very unhappy, and unpredicatble.

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  40. QoS by s31523 · · Score: 1

    As soon as airlines offer this service and charge more for a seat to have access to it, the question of Quality of Service becomes relevant. If I pay an extra $20, $30, whatever, for a seat that has service amenities like power for my laptop, internet access, etc. and this stuff doesn't work, or breaks my laptop (power surge?), the complaining will begin and refunds will have to be given out. I'd be sure to ask about what to expect for my extra dollar...

  41. Re:But will they address the cabin baggage limits? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Are you kidding me? I flew Qantas Melbourne LAX Seattle six months ago, carrying two backpacks. One 'smaller' 17" laptop backpack, with various stuff. Probably 10 lb. And one Lowepro Computrekker Plus AW - this bad boy is designed to hold multiple camera bodies, lenses, and a 17" laptop. This thing was closer to forty pounds with a 8lb laptop, camera body, four or five lenses, etc, etc.

    Noone batted an eye, except for the security explosives screener who laughed, "Seven kilograms?!?" Normally I hate this and people who do it. But I tried to justify it as a one time one way trip (I was immigrating).

  42. statistics, shmastistics by fmobus · · Score: 1

    Qantas was founded in 1920. Their last fatal accident was in 1951.
    Ryanair was founded in 1985.

  43. American's had power in coach for a few years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not every seat, but they have a map that's been correct every time I've needed it. 15V lighter-style plugs... If you're stuck on the plane for 6, 8, 10... hours, it's nice to have something that numbs the mind (tunes, DVD's) as well as permits work. If networking permits play as well, might be a nice addition.

  44. Re:Definitely Qantas (off-topic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, Southwest Airlines has never had a crash in the way most of us think of one, though they did have a nosegear snap on Flight 1445 on March 5, 2000. No loss of life in their history so far. Granted, unless you're flying a relatively few destinations in the U.S. you're not going to get to use them.

  45. Leg Room by martin1977 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Two problems with this in coach/economy:

    • getting the screen far enough open to read and type at the same time
    • crushed screen (and private parts) when the hulk in front decides to have a kip and reclines

    Emirates are my favourite airline - great service and entertainment system.

  46. Re:Definitely Qantas (off-topic) by drew · · Score: 1

    They also went off a runway at Midway Airport, Chicago, in 2005, which did involve loss of life (albeit not a passenger- see, flying really is safer than driving!) And they do cover most of the major airports in the US. I'm certainly more likely to fly on SouthWest sometime soon than QUANTAS...

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  47. Re:But will they address the cabin baggage limits? by bendodge · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why not have a total weight per person, including the person's weight? That seems more fair overall, and it would encourage overweight people to be more healthy.

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  48. battery charging? by lotho+brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Is it a good idea to let non-avionics class equipment to be plugged in to 120VAC in a plane? Even if all possible overloads have been considered from the wiring standpoint, charging large lithium batteries with cheap-as-possible electronics might not be a good idea.

    I've always found the wireless/cellphone thing a little funny. How many business types even know how to turn off the wireless on their laptops? Do all laptops default to silent listening until they hear an access point?

    Heck, the wireless or cell phone is pretty well controlled by the FCC.. plug in a cheap generic mouse to USB, headphones to an internal class D amplifier, whatever. Don't think that EMI compliance testing is taken seriously enough by manufacturers to make much difference.

    1. Re:battery charging? by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      Actually it's QANTAS, so it would be 240vac if anything.

    2. Re:battery charging? by PAjamian · · Score: 1

      The existing power points for QANTUS 747 planes (I've flown them long haul a few times from LAX to AKL) are 115v (they have them in the bathrooms for electric razors and in a few other spots on the planes). I doubt that they'd bother putting in a new 240v system since all modern laptops come with travel chargers that can work with anything from about 90v on up through 240v anyways.

      Also consider that Boing is an American company (Airbus is French and I've never flown the airbus planes so you may be right about them, but still I would guess that even those are 115v).

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  49. Carry-on diving equipment by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    In the old days when you could check in 20kgs and carry on anything (weight wise), some diving friends of mine would carry their lead weightbelts (10+ kgs) and save a significant chunk of their check-in allowance. But back then I never had problems carrying on a lock-blade knife with a 6-inch blade though at least 10 different airports in various countries.

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  50. I can't even have my phone on "flight mode" by weharc · · Score: 1

    This from the same airline whose hostesses ask me to turn my phone off while in flight "even though it's probably in flight mode". Now they're going to encourage you to use your laptop and WiFi? About time.

    If phones were really that dangerous in flight, they'd lock them up in the cargo area with your bags.

  51. If I had shares in Quantas... by midnighttoadstool · · Score: 1

    ...I wouldn't by now.

  52. Carlton United 93 by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    Carlton United 93, a movie of the fated flight.

  53. 400Kbits/sec per plane. 1200ms latency. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will be using I4 inmarsat, so I suggest you don't try VPN or surfing.

    As long as the customer expectations are controlled this will be a worthwhile service, but will probably fall short of a real broadband open experience.

  54. Re:'Broad'-band?? 400kbps and 1100ms RTT? by symonty · · Score: 1

    Multiple channels will not increase speeds, ( will increase usable bandwidth ) due to bonding issues on variable latent links and overall satelitte capacity.

    Also without hogging the link "streaming class service" ( prohibitivly expensive ) , the standards used on the I4 inmarsat satelittes give very little chance of achieving the max throughput.

    The standard used is the BGAN system, there is some online testing avaliable suggesting realworld throughput of around 256K and 800-1100 ms ping times, when the whole link is dedicated to a single user.

    Remember all data figures are per plane, and thus will be divided equally throughout the users.

    This will be a usefull service if the passenger understands this is not your 50ms 1.5mb/s DSL home link.

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  55. Re:Lufthansa getting Broadband replacement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  56. I'm sorry to disappoint you but... by david_th · · Score: 1

    this isn't so innovative. I read a few months ago that 888.com is going to be the first online casino to enter the booming in-flight entertainment industry, as it joins forces with IFE (in-flight entertainment) software developer DTI. I actually wondered what has happened with this since then. Can someone please update me? This is very interesting.

    The entire article is here: http://news.777.com/2007-04/888-com-offers-the-fir st-ever-in-flight-entertainment-casino

  57. congestion? by rew · · Score: 1

    The Ethernet port is for laptops that don't have wireless, or for people who simply prefer an Ethernet connection over WiFi, which could potentially become congested in an aircraft if in-flight internet usage becomes popular.'"

    In my home the internet link is about 8 mbps, while my wireless is 54mbps. The same will hold in an airplane. Actually I doubt they will be able to get 8mpbs for the whole plane.

    So congestion will not happen, unless there is an inflight content-server that becomes popular, or people do peer-to-peer on the plane.

    Bandwidth on wired ethernet is not unlimited either, and will similarly get congested at a slightly (100 mbps instead of 54) or significant higher bandwidth.

  58. August 2008? by Shag · · Score: 1

    I guess the A380s must be less delayed than I had thought. ;)

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