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Schneier Talks to the Head of TSA

Bruce Schneier recently had the chance to sit down with Kip Hawley, head of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), and discuss some of the frustrations travelers experience head-on. "In April, Kip Hawley, the head of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), invited me to Washington for a meeting. Despite some serious trepidation, I accepted. And it was a good meeting. Most of it was off the record, but he asked me how the TSA could overcome its negative image. I told him to be more transparent, and stop ducking the hard questions. He said that he wanted to do that. He did enjoy writing a guest blog post for Aviation Daily, but having a blog himself didn't work within the bureaucracy."

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  1. Ask him... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ask him the procedure for getting yourself off the no-fly list.

    I'd ask myself, but I'd rather stay off that list, and since no one can say how you get on, this post might put me on that list, but I wouldn't know it until I couldn't fly next week.

    P.S. Ask him if he admires Kafka and is trying to emulate his writings...

    1. Re:Ask him... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ask him the procedure for getting yourself off the no-fly list.

      1. Become a card carrying Republican.
      2. Attend Church every Sunday.
      3. Report UnAmericanism in friends and neighbors.
      4. Watch FOX NEWS exclusively and echo its opinions.
      5. Most Importantly of all.... Donate bucketloads of cash to the GOP!!

      Anything less and you're siding with the terrorists.
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    2. Re:Ask him... by yaphadam097 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The TSA is not responsible for the no-fly list. They only enforce it. Your question should be directed to the FBI. Specifically, a little known office called the TSC. http://www.dhs.gov/xnews/releases/press_release_02 46.shtm

  2. Not the TSA, it's the airlines I have issues with! by garcia · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Bruce Schneier recently had the chance to sit down with Kip Hawley, head of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), and discuss some of the frustrations travelers experience head-on.

    I have flown quite a bit this past year and visited airports across the country (for pleasure, never for business) and have never once had a run in with the TSA. My issues are solely with the airlines and their "customer service".

    Last night was a prime example. Flying from SAV to ATL and on to MSP. My flight out of SAV was delayed from 19:42 to 22:15 and then in ATL we were originally delayed out until 01:20 then moved back to 22:10 (which I would have missed the connection) and then back to 00:10 (which was actually 00:30). We arrived at MSP 45 minutes late (which isn't that bad overall).

    The flight from ATL to MSP has a TERRIBLE track record according to Flight Stats (0.9 out of 5 stars).

    Then with Northwest's pilots calling in sick and them dropping ~9% of their flights for the weekend (170 to 200 flights) is just a joke.

    The TSA hasn't exactly been friendly or courteous but at least they are doing their job. The airlines, OTOH, aren't doing anything except making a big hole and getting bailed out by the taxpayers while paying their CEO's millions.

  3. He seems to have a sense of humor by Bongo+Bill · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Bruce Schneier: By today's rules, I can carry on liquids in quantities of three ounces or less, unless they're in larger bottles. But I can carry on multiple three-ounce bottles. Or a single larger bottle with a non-prescription medicine label, like contact lens fluid. It all has to fit inside a one-quart plastic bag, except for that large bottle of contact lens fluid. And if you confiscate my liquids, you're going to toss them into a large pile right next to the screening station -- which you would never do if anyone thought they were actually dangerous.

    Can you please convince me there's not an Office for Annoying Air Travelers making this sort of stuff up?

    Kip Hawley: Screening ideas are indeed thought up by the Office for Annoying Air Travelers and vetted through the Directorate for Confusion and Complexity, and then we review them to insure that there are sufficient unintended irritating consequences so that the blogosphere is constantly fueled. ...


    And they really seem to get into the details of airport security. Certainly doesn't seem like PR fluff, could be an interesting read.
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  4. Define Bureaucracy by 4solarisinfo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most of it was off the record... I told him to be more transparent, and stop ducking the hard questions. He said that he wanted to do that.

    Hey buddy, if you want to be more transparent, hold less of your meeting 'off the record'.

  5. Ha! by iknownuttin · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Based on the scientific findings...

    Since this 3oz liquid horse shit has been going on, Hawley has been saying it's based on "scientific findings" like a broken record. But he has yet to show these "scientific findings".

    So what would the justification be for prohibiting lip gloss, nasal spray, etc? There was none, other than for our own convenience and the sake of a simple explanation.

    There you have it folks, Hawley freely admits that he's stupid and lazy.

    Oh, I'll report if I get on the "No-fly" list for this. Because, obviously, I'm a "threat" for pointing out Government stupidity.

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  6. Good Intentions + $2.00 by mpapet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    told him to be more transparent, and stop ducking the hard questions. He said that he wanted to do that

    There's a million reasons why there will be practically no transparency. While it's easy to point fingers at the current administration and break out the tin foil hat, most blame goes right back to non-voters and voters alike.

    It's nice that the TSA head honcho knows how to play Good Cop but that's about all one can expect.

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  7. Dignity by mi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Treat passengers with dignity. That, in my opinion, is the most important part. It does not cost very much — hardly anything at all.

    For example, if you force people to remove their shoes (and I always refused to do that, when it was still optional — until a year or so ago), do keep the floor sparkling clean in the area — and make sure, TSA employees are bare-feet too as a reassurance. Thousands of people cross those spots daily — it is not only undignifying, but also unsanitary to be walking there without footware.

    For crying out loud — a Ukrainian airport provides travelers boarding a JFK-bound flight with disposable footwear. Can JFK not do the same?

    When I made myself a pair out of paper-towels, the TSA-thugs at JFK (both the drone and his supervisor) insisted, I take them off too...

    Of course, my calling them names (as I just did) only further alienates them and contributes to the problems, which Mr. Hawley is trying to solve...

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    1. Re:Dignity by kevin_conaway · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you just have major OCD. There is nothing unsanitary about walking a few feet without shoes, especially on a dry, hard surface. You can't spread any diseases that way. If you are so concerned, wear socks or something. People walk barefoot all the time at the beach, which is far more unsanitary -- you could step on something sharp, for instance. And I've never been at an airport where the screening area was not perfectly clean.

      Are you serious?

      Hard, flat surfaces are a breeding ground for athletes foot, plantar warts and other lovely fungii that would love to accompany you on your destination. The likelihood of contracting one these issues is magnified when the surface is wet which happens when your feet are sweat or someone elses were

    2. Re:Dignity by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Funny

      >> When I made myself a pair out of paper-towels... insisted, I take them off too...

      Yeah, well, they won't let me wear my tin-foil shoes either.

    3. Re:Dignity by mi · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is nothing unsanitary about walking a few feet without shoes, especially on a dry, hard surface. You can't spread any diseases that way.

      Viruses can survive on the dry, hard door knobs for 24 hours. If whoever walked through the gates 5 minutes before me had a viral foot illness of some sort (such as HFHF), the subsequent passengers can pick it up — even through the socks — a wonderful thing to bring with you to vacation or a business trip.

      If you are so concerned, wear socks or something.

      I do — and I throw them out after the fact, leading to rather undignifying looks from the TSA people.

      As far as having the TSA employees barefoot: that's just an incredibly stupid idea. I don't think more needs to be said.

      Of course, there needs to be. You can't just call something stupid (credibly or otherwise) without substantiating. What's wrong with the idea? If the place is good enough for us to walk, certainly it is fine for the TSA folks.

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    4. Re:Dignity by riceboy50 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you just have major OCD There is no need to make derogatory remarks about his desire to be more sanitary. There was a time in this country when one was free to exercise a level of hygiene that suited them. Who are you to pronounce judgment on his preferences? Even supposing that the risk was indeed low, as you claim, why should we be subjected to the risk—just so you can feel more safe?
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  8. Negative image by mh1997 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    he asked me how the TSA could overcome its negative image.
    How about looking for terrorists/bad guys and not toothpaste, water bottles, mouthwash, etc. I realize all those could hide bad stuff, but several terrorists with sharpened pencils and metal pens can do a lot of damage in a confined area like a plane.
    1. Re:Negative image by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A terrorist with 5 pounds of C4 surgically implanted in his abdomen can do far more damage than I could with the liter water bottle that TSA just made me throw away.

      But there is no effective screening method for that, so we'll pretend that little problem doesn't exist.

    2. Re:Negative image by cowscows · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're never going to be able to stop everything bad from happening. If some bad guy really wants to hurt someone, they'll find a way. I could do a lot of damage to the guy sitting next to me even if I brought nothing on the plane. I could get those headphones from the stewardess, and strangle the guy while he's sleeping. Or I could just sucker punch him in the face with my fists.

      The hope is that methods can be developed that limit the amount of damage that a person can do. Bombs on planes are pretty scary because in one instant, a person can feasibly bring down the whole plane and everyone on board dies. That same guy can stab someone in the neck with a pen, and it certainly sucks for that person, but it'd only be a matter of minutes before other passengers have subdued the attacker, and he's no longer a threat.

      The terrorists on 9/11 apparently hijacked the plane with box cutters. That only worked because the passengers figured that the hijackers were going to follow the standard hijacking script of landing the plane somewhere and making demands to release the hostages. If the passengers had in any way thought it probable that the hijackers were going to purposely crash the planes into buildings, they would've resisted. They'd have had nothing to lose, seeing as the other alternative was certain death. And five guys with box cutters aren't likely to survive too long against 150 passengers fighting for their lives. There's not likely to be another attack like 9/11 where a plane gets hijacked and flown into a building. The standard response from the passengers would be different now. It'd still suck if someone jabbed a pencil into your stomach on a plane, but that sort of thing isn't really any more likely to happen on a plane than anywhere else. The attacker wouldn't gain anything by being on an airplane, they'd just make their escape much less likely.

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    3. Re:Negative image by plalonde2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Once the terrorist decides to suicide, there's nothing to stop him. Risk/reward doesn't come into it then. And any action against an airliner is now suicide. My water bottle isn't the problem with this thinking. The grandparent nailed it.

    4. Re:Negative image by pz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A terrorist with 5 pounds of C4 surgically implanted in his abdomen can do far more damage than I could with the liter water bottle that TSA just made me throw away.

      But there is no effective screening method for that, so we'll pretend that little problem doesn't exist.


      Ever departed from the Tel Aviv airport? That, my friend, is security. Sure, they have all of the neat whizzy gizmos that TSA has (better, probably, but it's been a while since I've been through TLV), but the crux of what they do is to interrogate the passengers. Not kidding. They stop and intensely question each and every passenger and assess their motives for being there. I was on a professional trip as part of a scientific delegation, and had to not just produce documents to that effect, but demonstrate that my name was in the conference program, and give part of my talk (naturally, since the agents aren't in my particular profession, I doubt they cared about what I was saying nearly as much as how I was saying it, and whether it appeared I was demonstrating fluency in some topic). There's about 10-20 minutes of this, and it's intense. They're trying to trip you up, to find someone who has something to hide. Like motives for having had surgery to implant C4 in their abdomen, as the parent post suggests.

      The part that makes this mechanism tolerable, this mechanism which provides far better security than any purely technological solution, is that they have sufficient bandwidth to process many people despite imposing a 10-20 minute delay on each. There are banks and banks of agents, not just 2 or 3 inspection booths as in the US.

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    5. Re:Negative image by Control+Group · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's the most insightful thing I've seen on /. in a long time; thank you for that.

      That's the part everyone missed/is still missing post-9/11. There's no security that can overcome the compliance of all the people on the plane. The problem wasn't lack of security in boarding, or lack of air marshals on the plane (which may or may not have helped*), or even easy access to the cockpit.

      The problem, as you state, was that everyone from the passengers through the captain was trained to do what the hijackers wanted. The (presumed) worst-case scenario was they'd all have a frightening three months in Tehran, then they'd all get to go home.

      That is no longer the presumption; that attack will never work again. Flight 93 demonstrates that perfectly well. I imagine the group of people most irate at the 9/11 hijackers are all the other organizations who were thinking about hijacking a plane in the more traditional fashion; now they can't.

      All the new tightening of security is, literally, meaningless. Boxcutters weren't the problem; the attackers having a scheme whereby everyone on the plane is helping them was the problem.

      *Odds are not bad that the air marshal, even if present, would have judged the risk to the plane of acting against the terrorists not worth it - that's certainly what everyone else judged the case to be.

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    6. Re:Negative image by swillden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Just because a system can't protect against every threat does not mean there is no value in protecting against some."

      And as proof all you need to do is take a look at the friggin' warehouses holding TSA confiscated items...

      2002-2003 -- TSA screeners confiscated 1.4 million knives, 2.4 million sharp objects, 1,101 guns, 15,666 clubs, more than 125,000 incendiary items and nearly 40,000 box cutters.

      All taken from people who weren't going to hurt anyone with them. So what's your point?

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  9. Q: Where is my pocket knife? by sjonke · · Score: 2, Funny

    n/t

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  10. Not an idiot, but still evil by billstewart · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok, perhaps in person Kip Hawley is not an idiot. But he's still running an organization that's offensive, dishonest, unconstitutional, and a bunch of thugs, and the fact that he does have a grip on reality doesn't change that.

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    1. Re:Not an idiot, but still evil by Archtech · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "...and the fact that he does have a grip on reality doesn't change that."

      Seems to me that makes it a whole lot worse.

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    2. Re:Not an idiot, but still evil by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe he's just doing what he's told?

      After all, you've got to pay the bills. Perhaps this guy has a very good grip on what he can and cannot change without getting fired.

      I'd rather have somebody with good intentions and good goals running the system, helping to slowly erode the bureaucracy than somebody who actually feels that the current state of the TSA is perfectly acceptable.

      Flying isn't a particularly pleasant experience, but in my experiences, the TSA isn't complete and pure evil, and they take a lot of crap for enforcing policies over which they have no control. Quite frankly, the airlines are being run incredibly poorly these days, and the FAA's current air traffic woes aren't helping things at all.

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  11. Was anyone else disturbed by this statement? by amuro98 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    KH: "If the TSO throws your liquids in the trash, they don't find you a threat."

    If they really think it's not a threat, why throw it in the trash?

    And I can take larger bottles of saline solution on-board, but not my Venti mocha-decafe Starbucks drink I bought just yards from the checkpoint?!

    Dodging the issues, indeed. I thought his first answer was just in jest and sarcasm, but after reading the article, I'm beginning to wonder if he wasn't being honest.

  12. Re:Not the TSA, it's the airlines I have issues wi by edsyc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And the worst part of it all... you can't complain for fear of the airline throwing your ass off the flight.

  13. His answers are PR fluff. by khasim · · Score: 3, Insightful
    That's just the "disarming joke" that you're supposed to tell to let everyone know that you're going to be talking with them like a regular guy and not some PR flak.

    It's an attempt to confuse the when you do follow the scripted PR.

    I often read blog posts about how someone could just take all their three-ounce bottles -- or take bottles from others on the plane -- and combine them into a larger container to make a bomb. I can't get into the specifics, but our explosives research shows this is not a viable option.

    Right ..........

    That seems completely illogical to me. And the attempt at evading the specifics just illustrates how much of a PR flak he is.
    1. Re:His answers are PR fluff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I often read blog posts about how someone could just take all their three-ounce bottles -- or take bottles from others on the plane -- and combine them into a larger container to make a bomb. I can't get into the specifics, but our explosives research shows this is not a viable option.

      Right ..........

      That seems completely illogical to me. Actually, it would be perfectly logical if you assumed that explosives research showed that using larger containers was also not a viable option. It'd be like telling someone that you can bring a small order of fries on the plane, as your explosives research shows that combining small orders of fries into a larger container is not a viable option. Nowhere have *you* said that explosives research has shown that a supersized order of fries *is* a viable option (although there was that rumor about how that guy got so fat so quickly), and by redirecting all the talk onto sizing, you've obscured the root question of whether fries can be used as practical explosives.

      It's redirection at its best.
  14. Re:thanks for saving me the trouble by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they didn't find (you) a threat, then WHY THROW THE FREAKIN' LIQUIDS IN THE TRASH?!?!?

    Because they're engaging in some security theater in order to justify the existence of their own jobs, and the bureaucracies that support those jobs.

    If they thought the liquids were really hazardous (as in, 'might be a bomb') then they'd need to put it in some sort of special disposal container. That they don't makes it clear that they know they're just taking people's shampoo.

    It's all for effect. The idea is to make the shee--I mean, taxpayers--feel like they're getting something for their dollars.

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  15. Get a cluebat/some common sense by SuperBanana · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I told him to be more transparent, and stop ducking the hard questions. He said that he wanted to do that.

    Maybe he does (bwahaha, you don't get to a federal government position that high up by being "transparent", Bruce) - but if you think the Bush administration was controlling with scientists and public health officials (see recent stuff from surgeon general), I bet his control of "security" people is even worse.

    Most of it was off the record, but he asked me how the TSA could overcome its negative image.

    First off, why didn't Bruce say, "I'll only come if everything is on the record?" As it stands, this is basically a PR puff piece for nerds.

    Second, to actually answer the question:

    • Don't make mothers drink their own breast milk. When stupid shit like this happens, INVESTIGATE, and criminally charge the officers involved (Color of Law, anyone?) Punishing for "abuse of power" should be your #1 or #2 priority.
    • Don't confiscate ANYTHING without tagging it and giving someone a claims ticket for the trip home, unless storing it does represent a danger. Or, destroy everything instead of forking it over to a well-connected-guy's pawn shop where they make millions selling everything, even items with clear identification. Conflict of interest, anyone?
    • Stop thefts at the screening line by scam artists who employ complex plans such as "wait for the sucker to put his laptop on the belt, then slow the line down with a guy with tons of metal objects on him."
    • Actually screen your employees. Arrest and jail them for falsifying a statement if it turns out they lied. Right now, they just get booted out the door, right?
    • Stop luggage theft. It's pretty embarrassing when baggage handlers walk in and out of an airport with whatever they please. I remember seeing on national TV security camera footage of a woman hauling garbage bags filled with clothing out to her car.
    • Stop harassing the shit out of private aviation pilots. Oh, btw, if you send a blackhawk after some poor guy that wandered into restricted airspace, make sure the civilian-aviation-frequency radios on the blackhawk actually work.

    I'm too disgusted to keep thinking about this. Overall? Don't do something unless/until you can do it competently.

  16. Having been a TSA screener... by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...I feel pretty qualified to suggest how to improve things:

    Fire all the dumbasses that think they are either "federal agents" or otherwise "law enforcement."

    They need to focus on customer service and let one or two guys at any given checkpoint be "the bad cop" in that the primary mission and focus for screeners would been to assist passengers in compliance with regulations rather than "getting the cattle through the meat processing plant" mentality that we have now.

  17. Bureaucracy is a force multiplier for idiocy. by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Insightful
    > Since this 3oz liquid horse shit has been going on, Hawley has been saying it's based on "scientific findings" like a broken record. But he has yet to show these "scientific findings".

    I can partially sympathize with him. The TATP plot wouldn't have worked, but there are probably other things that could be smuggled onboard and used to bring down a plane. By limiting quantities and the sizes of things that could be used as mixing/pressure vessels, some risk may have been mitigated.

    > Hawley has been saying it's based on "scientific findings" like a broken record. But he has yet to show these "scientific findings".

    And I can even go so far as to say I agree with him on his lack of specifics. There's no need to censor recipes, but there's no need to publicize them. Better to let the bad guys Google it themselves, wind up with something copied out of a 60s-era cookbook, and Darwinize themselves out of the gene pool without hurting anybody.

    > Oh, I'll report if I get on the "No-fly" list for this. Because, obviously, I'm a "threat" for pointing out Government stupidity.

    And therein is the root cause: bureaucracy. Kip Hawley may not be an idiot, but he's a bureaucrat. It doesn't matter how smart you are if the system you're working with is fundamentally flawed. That applies from Kip all the way down to the goon who barks at you for failing to remove your shoes soon enough, or the goon who barks at you even louder for removing your shoes before you were ordered to.

    Since the typical TSA Goon is too poorly-educated to understand chemistry, and the typical civilian is too poorly-educated to understand either chemistry or risk, that neither audience needs to know.

    There's the first idiocy: A bureaucracy is happy to tell you "what" (three ounce containers, one Freedom Baggie) to do, but never "why". The TSA goon enforces the policy with mindless efficiency; he is trained to be mindless. His civilian subjects see the policy as wholly arbitrary unfounded in reason or logic, because no reason or logic has ever been supplied, and treat him as the goon he is -- and he likewise learns to regard the cilivian subjects as idiots, because they're too stupid to follow a rule as simple as "3 oz containers in a 1-liter baggie".

    And here's the second level of idiocy: Since nobody has a "need to know" the reason, nobody's allowed to know, and it's not too big a step before you get is afraid to know and is afraid to even think.

    Some guy ahead of me was raising a fuss about the 3/1/1 rule, and I would have loved to have explained to him the reasoning behind the rule. Of course, I didn't. If I'd said "Dude, it's about limiting the size of reaction/pressure vessels and the amount of reagents that can be smuggled in without having more than a certain number of people buying airline tickets within a certain timeframe, just chill out and toss the toothpaste", I'd probably still be in some black hole somewhere.

    It's this second level of idiocy that's the real problem: the notion that, in a bureaucracy, anyone who does think through the reasoning behind a policy, must be a threat.

    More than however many years since (a plot that's mentioned in TFA that I no longer want to type on a web form), more than 5 years since 9/11, two years since the bogus liquid plot, and only now, on an obscure web forum, does the bureaucracy actually come out and admit why the rules are what they are.

    The original policy isn't a great idea, but it isn't exactly a dumb idea either. But it's taught arbitrarily to the goons, it's enforced arbitrarily against the goons' victims, and ends up with all three sides (Policymaker, Goon, and Civilian alike) regarding each other with nothing but contempt and suspicion. To the point that I (like

  18. Bill Maher had it right by christurkel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He said, "Can we have another option to fly? We'll call it Fly At Your Own Risk Airlines. We won't screen for anything and you can pay for your tickets five minutes before your flight just like in the old days-1997."

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    1. Re:Bill Maher had it right by gnasher719 · · Score: 3, Funny

      '' He said, "Can we have another option to fly? We'll call it Fly At Your Own Risk Airlines. We won't screen for anything and you can pay for your tickets five minutes before your flight just like in the old days-1997." ''

      Can you imagine the hilarity when you find out that the other 199 passengers are carrying bombs as well?

    2. Re:Bill Maher had it right by chill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bill Maher did NOT have it right, he got the premise wrong. They're aren't screening people to protect the others on the plane, which is what his request would address. They're screening people with stuff to physically use the plane itself as a weapon. Are those people in the building they want to crash it into a part of Bill's grand scheme? Did he get waivers from all of them as well?

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    3. Re:Bill Maher had it right by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He said, "Can we have another option to fly? We'll call it Fly At Your Own Risk Airlines. We won't screen for anything and you can pay for your tickets five minutes before your flight just like in the old days-1997."

      They have this - commonly known as 'private' jets - though they are usually a comercial charter as well from a paperwork perspective. Thing is, most folks can't afford it.

    4. Re:Bill Maher had it right by ComputerInsultant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      '' He said, "Can we have another option to fly? We'll call it Fly At Your Own Risk Airlines. We won't screen for anything and you can pay for your tickets five minutes before your flight just like in the old days-1997." '' I would actually prefer this. There really is very little reason for the federal government to perform the security checks. The cost of losing an aircraft and passengers is enough that the airlines themselves should care about security.

      Imagine this: Airlines advertising that they are safer than the competition because they perform more background checks, more screening tests, and have a better record of finding threating materials. I would pay an extra $20 per ticket to have measurably better security. And the extra bonus is that this screening would not infringe any 4th amendment rights.

      Let the airlines handle security. They have the motivation to make the process both safe and sane. The federal government does not have the ability to do either.
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    5. Re:Bill Maher had it right by swillden · · Score: 4, Funny

      He said, "Can we have another option to fly? We'll call it Fly At Your Own Risk Airlines. We won't screen for anything and you can pay for your tickets five minutes before your flight just like in the old days-1997."

      They have this - commonly known as 'private' jets - though they are usually a commercial charter as well from a paperwork perspective. Thing is, most folks can't afford it.

      Especially not terrorists. They could never charter a jet and then smash it into a building.

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  19. Re:thanks for saving me the trouble by gnasher719 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    '' "If the TSO throws your liquids in the trash, they don't find you a threat."

    If they didn't find (you) a threat, then WHY THROW THE FREAKIN' LIQUIDS IN THE TRASH?!?!?

    Jeez Louise... ''

    Do you people have a brain at all? What he is saying is: Football mum goes in the queue with a bottle of water. They take away the bottle, nobody checked whether she was a threat or not. Terrorist goes in the queue with a bottle of clear liquid that will blow up an aeroplane. They take away the bottle, nobody checked whether he was a threat or not.

    By throwing _any_ bottle of sufficient size in the trash, dangerous explosions are prevented without a costly determination whether someone was a threat or not. On one hand, the danger is avoided. On the other hand, terrorists will go undetected and they can try again. That's what he said, and it sounds very reasonable to me.

  20. This proves the terrorists have won. by MadHungarian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Terrorist - a person who terrorizes or frightens others." http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=terrorist . Looking at all the FUD from the TSA, Homeland Security, and the Airlines. I think the terrorists have accomplished exactly what they want - cause as much disruption in America's (and other countries) as possible.

    1. Re:This proves the terrorists have won. by Ant+P. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let's be honest.
      Who are the real terrorists at this point?

  21. important transformer question by SethJohnson · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bruce should have asked him why "Toy Transformer Robots" are included on the Permitted / Banned items list, but the threat of actual Trasnformer robots are ignored by the TSA.

    Haven't they seen the documentary currently playing at theaters across the nation?

    Seth

  22. Re:I fly a lot by 4solarisinfo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I actuallly agree with you, when I was flying a lot for work, I got into the routine, standing there with my my shoes and laptop in one hand, the bag in the other, coat off, ticket/passport sticking out of my shirt pocket. One day I was dreading being in the security line behind a large family dreading life. The TSA Agent stoped them, pulled them asside, and waved at me to go past. The Father protested why I got to skip in line when the agent answered "Because he'll be done and gone before you get your shoes off." Sure enough, I was too far away to hear the answer to the father demanding to know why they needed his shoes.

    Not all of the TSA is clueless.

  23. Re:Doing their job? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I'd be willing to pay a some more for bigger seats and more legroom.

    They're not first-class seats per se, but you can already do this on United and a number of other carriers. For more see:

    http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44 2986

  24. Dude, calm down by conspirator57 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That was just an excerpt from the blog comments. I included it to show that there were actual comments of some merit or other on the site. Of course, I know it's theatre. That doesn't make it any less annoying to have your shave cream looted before you get to your business meeting. Or to have your Congressional Medal of Honor paraphanalia stolen from you: http://forums.realpolice.net/archive/index.php?t-2 5284.html

    Personally, I think they ought to be forced to take down the posters of stuff they've taken from passengers designed to make them look good and us feel like criminals. Instead, they should put up posters of all of the stuff they had no business taking. It might make us non-criminals feel like someone in that agency is trying to keep the beast in check.

    Of course, this is all stated from the realistic premise that TSA isn't going anywhere. I'd love to have the old America back, you remember: the America where you didn't even have to show id to travel and assemble... But that part of the Constitution isn't relevant anymore.

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  25. Re:Not the TSA, it's the airlines I have issues wi by plover · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Every time I fly, there's some screwup due to the TSA. More than once in the last two years I've been picked out for "special screening". The last time I flew was out of McCarron in Las Vegas, and the security lines were 90 minutes long. Even having Penn and Teller record a stupid video to "entertain" us while waiting didn't help.

    More people are beginning to understand that security theater is nothing more than smoke and mirrors. But not enough to end this lunacy any time soon, I'm afraid. Some people are still convinced that this hoax somehow makes them "safer". Frankly, I'd rather have travelers scared crapless -- if the cowards would stay home, there'd be less congestion at the airports (and maybe fewer people bringing three-year-old kids to kick the back of my seat for five fscking hours!)

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  26. Re:Not the TSA, it's the airlines I have issues wi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Last night was a prime example. Flying from SAV to ATL and on to MSP. My flight out of SAV was delayed from 19:42 to 22:15 and then in ATL we were originally delayed out until 01:20 then moved back to 22:10 (which I would have missed the connection) and then back to 00:10 (which was actually 00:30). We arrived at MSP 45 minutes late (which isn't that bad overall). I have found the problem with your flight already. You were going through ATL. It is almost a necessity at times, sadly, but this is one of the nations busiest airports, which makes travel into and out of ATL a royal pain. I try to avoid it whenever possible and usually do.

    The TSA hasn't exactly been friendly or courteous but at least they are doing their job. The airlines, OTOH, aren't doing anything except making a big hole and getting bailed out by the taxpayers while paying their CEO's millions. I am not going to completely absolve airlines, but some of them have been willing to pay for TSA screw ups. Let me give you my one example (that actually led to me flying a lot less). If you have ever flown through IAD, you know that the security check point setup is a joke. Never enough security screeners for the passengers. One X-Mas season, I was flying home and was stuck in a security line for almost 2.5 hrs. The funny thing is, I just missed my flight because I was expecting this sort of trouble and arrived VERY early. United Airlines wasn't going to penalize me because of the TSA, and the customer representative actually refunded my ticket fully. I drove home (almost 11 hrs) but I still beat when the next flight would've gotten me in. This problem was solely created by TSA, but in my case, the airline took the punishment for it. Hopefully this mythical renovation of IAD will actually improve the poor service and transit between gates.
  27. Its all for show anyway by PPH · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The reason, IMHO, that the TSA isn't "more transparent" is that most of their security measures are just for show and designed to comfort the flying public. I'll admit up front that I'm pissed right now because an airline lost my luggage on a recent flight. But with that aside, this is what I observed:


    Flying from Seattle to Amsterdam on British Airways recently, I watched as their boarding pass barcode scanner went on the fritz. It appeared to be unable to scan about 25% of the E-ticket (printed at home most likely on an empty toner cartridge) passes. They had no backup procedures and simply waved passengers through when their passes didn't scan. I didn't think much of that until they lost my checked bag. Upon filing a claim and attempting to track it through their (practiaclly inoperative) on-line claim system, I realized that they don't have any idea where bags are in ther system. They think they know exactly where it is but seem unable to actually make it appear.


    So, after doing a bit of thinking, I've already come up with several ways of exploiting their systems' flaws to get an unaccompanied suitcase loaded onto an airplane.


    Does anyone care? Nope. As long as we have to take our shoes off (another interesting story there) and subject ourselves to a bunch of pointless searches (yet another story) that make the general public think they are safe, that's all that matters.


    Interesting note: Before the infamous 'shoe bomber' and 'liquid bombers' I purchased a comfortable pair of walking shoes with gel insoles. Since these events, I've worn them (and had them x-rayed) numerous times. Nobody has ever raised an eyebrow.


    Interesting story: A friend of mine was supposed to be across the state to meet some people. Upon attempting to drive, his car quit. Now late and in a panic, he called a local commuter airline and booked a flight at the last minute. After rushing to the airport (SeaTac), he boarded his flight and arrived successfully. Only after all of this he realized that he had just boarded and flown across the state carrying one pistol (he has a carry permit) on his person, plus another and ammunition in his carry-on luggage. Security never noticed anything.

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  28. yes -- attitude is job 1 by schwaang · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Many TSA screeners -- not most, but enough to matter -- exhibit an attitude towards the public that should be flat unacceptable. And that makes jumping through the hoops all the more irritating, and hurts TSA's image more than anything.

    This attitude problem isn't unique to TSA. It happens frequently to low-status people who are given more authority than they know how to handle. It happens to cops and to computer systems administrators who forget that they are ONLY working for the benefit of the people they are mistreating.

    If TSA wants to fix it's image, they should look around to law-enforcement and other public-facing agencies and find ones who have been effective training their front-line employees to be both firm and courteous, both vigilant and respectful.

  29. Re:Doing their job? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It could be just the seat. I have been bumped to first class a few times and they do fuss over you and give lots of free drinks, among other things. I'd think though that if the whole plane had better seating the cost of the missing seats could be averaged out and wouldn't be a huge price increase. Then again maybe it would. INAAE (I'm Not An Airline Executive).

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  30. Some background on Bruce Schneier by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since no one else has posted yet: http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/

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  31. Re:Not the TSA, it's the airlines I have issues wi by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    On my last few trips to the USA I have been pulled over by the TSA on about a third of the flights (several internal flights on each trip), and by customs once. Since they were not pulling over one third of the people in the line, I presume something about me had me flagged as a potential terrorist. Every single time, the operatives have been polite and efficient.

    Last but one time it was not at all surprised to be flagged, since I had only noticed that there was a screw up with my booking when I went to collect my ticked and I was, in fact, booked on the flight exactly one month earlier (fortunately the airline just charged me a token 'don't be a numpty again' fee and let me on). Even I can see this is quite suspicious behaviour (although the fact my connecting flight was booked on the correct day would have been evidence of incompetence, rather than malice, on my part). The guy who checked my hand luggage was very friendly, and since I wasn't in a hurry (and the airport wasn't busy at that time) we chatted for a bit after he had decided that I probably wasn't a terrorist. I was a bit worried about being searched then, since my laptop had one broken hinge and being opened carelessly would have probably snapped the other one and pulled the screen off, but they let me open it and after I pointed to the damage were very careful with it. They wouldn't let me have another go in the machine that blew a puff of air at you from all directions to find explosive residue though.

    The next time I think the security personnel were more interested in seeing what the Nokia 770 I was carrying could do. It took about five seconds to assure them it wasn't a bomb, and then another five minutes of demonstrating the various features and discussing with them and whether they should buy one. I felt like I was trapped in a parallel universe where 'does it run Linux' was a more important question than 'is it a bomb.' While that might be true on Slashdot, it probably shouldn't be to security people.

    I haven't been in an airport where I couldn't see at least a couple of ways of bypassing the security[1], but I've also never been inconvenienced by it. At Narita, I arrived at the check-in desk as they were packing up and my flight was due to start boarding. They rushed me through the pilots-only lane in security and got me from the airport entrance to the boarding area in ten minutes (it would be the furthest terminal away from the entrance when I was running late...). It's a shame airports aren't always this efficient.

    [1] Interestingly, some of the security is expressly designed this way, as a honeypot. They make a few ways of bypassing it obvious and then have a secondary check which picks up the people who do.

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  32. Re:Doing their job? by Lockejaw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I also noted that Northwest (who I refuse to fly because of their absolutely shitty customer service, horrible track record, and awful unionized staff) had major issues this weekend.
    Pilots can only work a certain number of hours per month (I forget if this is an FAA rule or just part of their collective contract). Since Northwest's scheduling is so screwy, pilots end up spending extra hours on the job because of delays. Since Northwest is stingy about hiring pilots, they end up using up all of their available pilot-hours before the end of the month. Then they have to cancel a lot of flights because they can't legally run them.
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  33. Re:Not the TSA, it's the airlines I have issues wi by wiggles · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not to defend these abhorrent procedures, but these are two ways they use to reduce the overall ticket price at the expense of people who don't actually use the tickets they pay for. If you kill these practices, then the average ticket price would necessarily go up. If only one airline killed these procedures, then the market would drift away from them as their prices rise. If these practices are ever done away with, it will have to be due to an act of congress or the FAA in order to raise all ticket prices on all airlines by a similar (if not equal) amount.

  34. Yes by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you meant "reading that site about how Kip Hawley is an idiot", then yes, I do feel better informed after reading that.

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  35. Re:Honestly... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd rather be inconvenienced and safe then killed in an avoidable plane crash...

    And never question how one is necessary to prevent the other. Because if they didn't take that Boy Scout's 2 inch pocket knife, you would have certainly been stabbed to death before your plane was used in another 9/11!

    the 3 oz thing... well it doesn't have to be a bomb.. I imagine a 3 oz container of some sort of chemical or biological substance could do some serious damage.

    Yeah, or what looked like simple saline solution could pop out of the bottle and turn into a fucking dragon and eat everyone on board the plane! I mean, we are dealing with your paranoid imagination here so why not go whole-hog?

    one thing I will admit however the shoe things sucks... it's needed but it could be done a little more polite as brought up by "mi" earlier it would be great if they'd just give you disposable shoes so you're not standing their bare foot or

    I don't give a crap about the sanitation, though the possibility of picking up athlete's foot from somebody else's sweaty socks is probably the greatest danger to me in air travel these days. It's the humiliation of having to take off my shoes and shuffle like a convict through the line.

    But here's a hint about how "needed" this little bit of security theater is: The same amount of explosives will fit in the sole of a shoe as will fit in the crotch of underwear. So when you took your shoes off to be screened, thus making you feel safe, did they also grope your crotch? And do you want them to start groping your crotch? Maybe shoving a finger up your ass; the human colon could fit as much C4 as the sole of a shoe. Do you want them to start doing that? If not, then you are admittedly sacrificing safety for the "convenience" of personal dignity. And furthermore, this means that the current inconvenience of having to take off your shoes is not making you safe.

    Your bargain is a false one. You've let yourself be inconvenienced for nothing more than the paltry illusion of safety, and like most illusions it only works if the viewer believes and doesn't question.

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  36. Re:Not the TSA, it's the airlines I have issues wi by the_rev_matt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's something I observed, and fortunately was not directly affected by:

    United flight from Hong Kong to Chicago. There's two of these a day. The day before our flight, both flights had been overbooked and everyone showed up. So they had to pay people effectively $1200 each to stay an extra day in HK. The day we were flying everyone showed as well as the people who had been left over from the previous day. They paid 56 people $1400 to wait around in the hopes of getting the second flight that day. One of them had been bumped twice the previous day and had no reason to hurry home so he had gotten a total of $5000 in order to delay his flight a day or so. Keep in mind the plane tickets themselves were $1200 each when we purchased them.

    The weird part is that once we were on the plane and they had already paid 56 people who were at the gate to not get on the plane, they had to ask another 10 to get off because of weight restrictions. So the airline paid out $92000 on that flight alone because they overbooked it. This is why the airlines are going bankrupt, because their predictive models of who is going to no-show isn't working anymore. I have several relatives who always build an extra 2-3 days into their travel schedules so they can volunteer to be bumped. As a result they usually end up essentially getting upgraded to business or economy plus AND getting to fly for free.

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  37. Re:Doing their job? by Puff+of+Logic · · Score: 4, Informative

    Pilots can only work a certain number of hours per month (I forget if this is an FAA rule or just part of their collective contract). It's due to the Federal Aviation Regulations (FARs) which are very specific as to how many hours may be flown in a given time period, how many rest hours are required, and so on. Some airlines really push the line though (even to the point of breaking the FAR) by doing things like assuming any time the pilot isn't in the cockpit is "rest" time, including travel to-and-from hotels. Pilots, predictably, don't find these antics amusing and thus serious tension arises between airline management and the line crews. Union negotiation is often seen as the only protection that crews have from these practices, although pilot unions aren't exactly popular either.
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  38. Re:Doing their job? by sumdumass · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the airlines take the gate fees, fuel costs, all the required maintenance and the expected unscheduled maintenance, the staff to do it, the rent on the space to do it, Ticket counters costs the staffing of them and the airplane and everything else, roll them up into a single number and then figure how much it will costs the plane to traver per mile based on that.

    Of course being High dollar union employees, Most of the workers get a large salary plus lots of benefits and all. Then for each route, they divide the amount of passengers up into weight that the plane can carry and then figure this into the the amount of passengers the plane can hold. First class might cost more because it takes the space of more seats up (potential passengers). They might subsidize the coach fairs but it is more likely that if your taking the space of two passengers, you ticket will cost relatively the same plus the added benefits like more personnel and luxury items being stored, profit and all that.

    This is one of the reasons why if you book your flight several months in advance, your tickets are cheaper then last minute flights. they attempt to make up the short comings at the last minute. You can also look a this as why they over book flights sometimes too. The want to make sure that with all the last minute cancellations and all, that all the seats are sold.

    When I got my pilots license, they taught us to calculated the cost of the flight on the total weight of the plane as it would fly along with a fraction of the required maintenance. It boiled down to a unit we could multiply against the cost of fuel and accurately cover our expenses. Of course I can only fly single engine small aircraft for private use but the principle is the same.

  39. Re:Not the TSA, it's the airlines I have issues wi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My favorite TSA brain-dead incident happened while returning home from a recent trip to South America.

    My original flight out of South America was canceled and I was forced to stay an extra day (this fact will become important). The flight the next day ended up leaving 3 hours late. When I arrived in Miami, instead of the close to 4 hours I would've had, I had 45 minutes to clear customs and get my luggage re-checked and get to my connecting flight. Everything went surprisingly well with customs and the airline...the ticketing agent even accompanied me so that I could skip the TSA line. And it actually looked like I would be able to make my flight on-time (they were waiting to take off, so there was no chance I'd actually miss it). It all looked like it was going to work out well.

    That was up until the TSA decided that I needed a secondary screening due to the fact that my ticket had been purchased the previous day (by the airline in South America). Somehow the fact that it was part of an arrangement replacing tickets purchased months before made no difference. Neither did the fact that I could prove I'd only been in Miami for less than an hour and my luggage had just been checked by customs officials (also TSA). I'm sure it was important that they ensure that I hadn't met up with an accomplice in Miami (a city I wasn't even supposed to travel through on my original tickets).

    Anyway, the secondary screening took over 15 minutes. My flight ended up leaving 30 minutes late (because we missed our scheduled window, we had to wait until there was a free window to take off). That 30 minute delay no doubt had repercussions for other travelers for their connecting flights. So in many cases, the GP's complaints about delayed flights can actually be caused by TSA incompetence.

  40. Re:Not the TSA, it's the airlines I have issues wi by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2, Informative
    Stop overbooking. Just stop. No conditions, exceptions, nothing.

    Overbooking happens because on a certain percentage of flights business travelers always fail to show up. By overbooking the flight they can sell the seats of those no-shows. More bums in the plane = Cheaper airfares. Therefore, I don't want them to stop overbooking as airfares I pay will by extension go up. Bumping = cheaper airfares. Typically most overbooked flights are swarmed with volunteers willing to be bumped in exchange for perks, so this is a red herring. If you show up sufficiently early to check in it's unlikely you'll be bumped due to an overbooking scenario.

    Allow tickets to be transferable. That would allow people's plans to be more flexible (but prevent some of the ways they price gouge).

    Tickets *are* transferable if you purchase the correct fare class. If you purchase a cheaper ticket there are more restrictions. As a consumer, I don't want all tickets to be transferable, as 'cheaper' fares will disappear.

  41. Re:Honestly... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yah, because the dragon popping out of a bottle was in response to the OP "imagining" some terrible biological weapon in a 3 oz bottle.

    And what kind of intruder does your fence deter? The most half-assed. Certainly not anyone who was intent on robbing you. What kind of terrorist does screening your shoe but not your underwear or asshole deter? The most half-assed. When do the terms "serious security threat" and "half-assed terrorist" intersect? Never. No half-assed terrorist who thinks to put explosives in their shoe but not in their underwear is going to try to blow up a plane. The threat, in as much as it exists, is more serious than that.

    It's not a deterrent for shit. It is trivial to get around the security procedures for anyone who actually cares to. I mean, you're actually telling me that screening the soles of your shoes for explosives is a deterrent, when it's at least as easy to stuff C4 in the crotch of your pants? We're actually screening for the more difficult method of delivery, and this is supposed to deter the guy who apparently wasn't really serious about blowing up a plane?

    No, it isn't a deterrent, it's an illusion. It appears to be doing something to increase your security, when in reality it is doing nothing. Our security today is like the fence around your house -- if only one side of the fence had been built. You could make the argument that meddlesome teenagers standing on that one side of the house would see the fence and not investigate further... And if that actually makes you feel better, then you are doing nothing but willingly participating in Security Theater.

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  42. Re:Honestly... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You do the math...

    One gram of anthrax about 0.04 ounces, or the weight of two paper clips -- contains enough doses to kill 10 million people.


    Uh, yah, math. Let's see 0.04 ounces can kill 10 million people, and a terrorist is going to release it on an airplane containing perhaps 200. That math makes a lot of sense.

    Botulinum toxin is one of the most poisonous substances known. The lethal dose is one billionth of a gram per kilogram, meaning that breathing in 70 billionths of a gram would kill a person weighing 70 kilograms or 154 pounds. The toxin is fatal within three days to 80 percent of those exposed.

    Okay, so the terrorist is going to expose everyone on the airplane, including themselves, killing everyone but leaving the plane in the air on auto pilot, having done only a fraction of the damage that opening the same bottle in an office building would do -- or in the airport terminal before even going through security. What a fantastic terrorist plot you've concocted!

    Here's what's really funny: You imagine on the one hand that a terrorist will smuggle anthrax or botulism onto a plane, and on the other hand you imagine that making said terrorist take off their shoes will serve as a deterrent in any way, shape, or form. It won't! In fact, none of the security theater that you say is a necessary inconvenience would do anything to stop our 3oz-bottle-of-anthrax-carrying terrorist!

    That's why you may as well worry about terrorists using dragons. There's as much connection between that and your imagination of the terrorist threat and the actual security procedures in place to stop it. Shoe removal deters dragon-wielding terrorists as well as anthrax-wielding terrorists, which is to say not at all. If you feel safe it's because useless security theater makes you feel safe.

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  43. Re:Honestly... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I never said I feel "safe" just safer... and i'm not saying alot safer either

    Okay, that's fine, the part about "I'd rather be inconvenienced and safe then killed in an avoidable plane crash... " was just hyperbole, because you know that you aren't being made safe, and that none of this security theater would make a plane crash "avoidable".

    The question is why do you feel any safer when you're forced to take off your shoes? That vector has only been attempted once, and any future terrorist is going to hide their explosives somewhere that isn't checked, an absolutely trivial exercise. Would you feel safer -- not a lot, but some -- if there was a switch on the side of the metal detector passengers could hit to disable it? I mean in theory a really half-assed terrorist wouldn't hit the button so they might be caught! Is that easy enough security to get around for you to not consider it a deterrent? Because that's what checking shoes is like.

    I mean, you yourself thought of an attack vector that completely avoids 100% of the security currently in place, and I think we will both agree that you aren't very serious about planning and executing terrorist attacks, no? So you don't think even the shoe-bomber, clearly not the brightest match in the book, would if given another chance be able to think of a way through security? Even he could think "put the explosives on me, but not in my shoes".

    life isn't safe...if I wanted to be safe i'd curl up in a ball in the corner of a bomb shelter somewhere

    Exactly. So stop adding completely useless and unnecessary "safety" precautions to my life just so you can feel "safer... and i'm not saying alot safer either ". It doesn't actually help, we could all still be killed by a thousand things including but certainly not restricted to terrorists, so why would you even support something so superfluous?

    basically it's only a minor inconvenience and you are all a bunch of whiners...

    And you are perfectly willing to inflict inconvenience on me for no reason, because you're a scaredy-cat who thinks terrorists are going to release botulism on an airplane, and somehow thinks checking shoes makes you even the tiniest bit safer. You're happy to be inconvenienced for the Paper-Thin Illusion of Security that can quell your fear, even if only a little.

    It's not the inconvenience. It's that it's pointless outside of convincing the gullible that Something Is Being Done. That is why I'm against it.

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  44. Re:Not the TSA, it's the airlines I have issues wi by ivan256 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you show up sufficiently early to check in it's unlikely you'll be bumped due to an overbooking scenario.


    More time waiting is equivalent to a higher cost ticket. Perhaps your time is worthless?

    Tickets *are* transferable if you purchase the correct fare class.


    Tickets are transferable if you give up any money you would have saved by purchasing early. In reality, ticket prices should go down as the flight nears, in order to encourage sales of the remaining seats. Additionally, agencies should be able to purchase discount tickets and resell them later on. Both of these things are only possible if all classes of tickets are transferable, and they also both reduce the costs to you as a consumer. Additionally a transferable ticket allows you to cut your losses if it turns out you can't travel as planned. You're a complete fool if you think non-transferable tickets save you money. They exist to extract the most money possible out of you, not to save you money.
  45. Re:Not the TSA, it's the airlines I have issues wi by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2, Informative
    More time waiting is equivalent to a higher cost ticket. Perhaps your time is worthless?

    Nope, but if I'm travelling in business I can just get to the airport and work on my laptop. Who cares whether I'm at my desk or at Starbucks? And if I'm travelling for pleasure I've already taken the day off so who cares if I'm hanging at home or at the bar in the airport?

    In reality, ticket prices should go down as the flight nears, in order to encourage sales of the remaining seats.

    Incorrect - The vast majority of people who purchase tickets "last minute" are people who MUST travel on date X at time Y. As a result, the airline can and does charge more for these seats, for the 'privilege' of booking last minute. If you study airline economics you'll see that there isn't a pool of last-minute travellers who snap up the cheap seats. There is, however, a pool of last-minute travellers who will pay more to travel right now.

    Additionally, agencies should be able to purchase discount tickets and resell them later on.

    They do: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airline_consolidators

    Both of these things are only possible if all classes of tickets are transferable, and they also both reduce the costs to you as a consumer. Additionally a transferable ticket allows you to cut your losses if it turns out you can't travel as planned.

    As a passenger, I don't want to subsidize other passengers who can't 'travel as planned.' Those pax should be purchasing insurance or more expensive tickets, not asking me to subsidize them through my ticket.

    Profit margins on the airlines are razor-thin. If 'all classes of tickets were transferable' then the higher costs of administering this would be passed on to the flying public. You and I would pay higher fares. And I don't want to.

    You're a complete fool

    And you're a complete fool for accusing others of being fools without doing your homework first.

    If you think non-transferable tickets save you money. They exist to extract the most money possible out of you, not to save you money.

    They save me money. The airline has said "If you're willing to commit to this flight on this day, X days in advance, and you're not going to change your ticket I'll only charge you $Z. If you want additional services on your ticket, we'll charge you more."

  46. Spoiler? by UP_Minstrel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bruce, you should have asked for a spoiler for the next episode of Security Theatre!!

    Scene: Little girl crying no the plane and her mother is explaining to the person next to her how the TSA disallowed her Teddy Bear because it could have shed Lint.

    LINT!

    Haven't you ever heard of a lint bomb? All those fluffy pieces floating around just WAITING for someone to set fire to them. If ONLY they'd kept the ban on disposable lighters in place, we could have been safe from lint bombs and my little girl could have carried her Teddy Bear... *sniff*

    [Fade to black over heroic music]

  47. Re:thanks for saving me the trouble by AeroIllini · · Score: 3, Informative

    Football mum goes in the queue with a bottle of water. They take away the bottle, nobody checked whether she was a threat or not.

    Terrorist goes in the queue with a bottle of clear liquid that will blow up an aeroplane. They take away the bottle, nobody checked whether he was a threat or not.

    You go in the line with a bottle of clear liquid that is innocuous, but incidentally happens to react with the clear liquid the terrorist was bringing. They take away the bottle, toss it into the trash, it leaks...

    BOOM.

    In a busy terminal full of people.

    The fact of the matter is, if there is the SLIGHTEST bit of suspicion that a container contains liquids which are a danger to the people around them, then proper handling procedures must be followed, including isolation and proper disposal. The fact that they're not checking for threats is not the point... the point is they are tossing potentially explosive liquids together in a standard trash can in a terminal full of hundreds of people. If the liquid wasn't potentially dangerous, then why do they take it away?

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  48. Re:Honestly... by dwandy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd rather be inconvenienced and safe then killed in an avoidable plane crash...
    And I would rather die a free man.
    And your forefathers* made the same decision; and for them it was not even "would" but "did".

    It's terrible how many take our freedoms for granted, and how many willingly trade very real freedom for the illusion of security.

    *Assumes US-ian, or one of many other countries where the ancestry fought for (and won!) their freedom, securing a very different and much better life for you.

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  49. Re:Not the TSA, it's the airlines I have issues wi by ivan256 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The vast majority of people who purchase tickets "last minute" are people who MUST travel on date X at time Y. As a result, the airline can and does charge more for these seats, for the 'privilege' of booking last minute. If you study airline economics you'll see that there isn't a pool of last-minute travellers who snap up the cheap seats. There is, however, a pool of last-minute travellers who will pay more to travel right now.


    You've got the cause and effect backwards. The only reason the airline can charge more is because they can prevent you from buying a seat from a third party. The only time tickets should be more expensive as the date grows nearer is if the flight is sold-out. The economics for ticket sales for air travel are minimally different than for concerts, theater, anything with a limited pool of tickets. And you'll be hard pressed to find disagreement on that from a non-industry source. With cheaper seats as the departure time nears, more flights would be full. People would be forced to pay a premium to book early and guarantee a seat. Business and casual travelers would be more likely to fly at the last minute, and the need for overbooking would diminish, as travelers who now stay home would once again start flying standby. Do you not remember what it was like before the rules changed in the '90s?

    They save me money. The airline has said "If you're willing to commit to this flight on this day, X days in advance, and you're not going to change your ticket I'll only charge you $Z. If you want additional services on your ticket, we'll charge you more."


    The flaw in your logic is two fold. First that $Z is the lowest you'll pay even if the rules were different, and second that you don't consider the costs of inflexibility. Yeah yeah, your life makes it easy to plan in advance, and you can work from the airport. Bully for you. Most people aren't like that.

    And before you accuse people of not doing their homework, you should read your own link. The ability to make airline tickets non-transferable has all but destroyed the consolidator's market within the US; it remains only for niche travel and for associated group rates. Outside the US without the artificial restriction they are still flourishing and keeping airfare lower than it is here. You, sir, are the one who needs to do his homework.
  50. Re:Not the TSA, it's the airlines I have issues wi by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2, Informative
    The only reason the airline can charge more is because they can prevent you from buying a seat from a third party.

    Yes and no - United says 'we're the only ones who can sell you a ticket' but they can't prevent you from buying a ticket on Southwest, JetBlue or Delta. They're in effect the 'third party' - The competition. Competition in major markets has also pretty much determined the lowest fare available anyway - So even if these mythical 'third parties' could resell tickets they probably wouldn't have a discounted fare to offer you anyway. This is one of the reasons Priceline hasn't done as well as one might have expected. In the air the fare you have to bid isn't much, if at all, below what simply purchasing a ticket would have cost.

    The economics for ticket sales for air travel are minimally different than for concerts, theater

    They're quite different, actually.

    Here's something someone recently sent me that helps explain it -

    Major airlines have rarely, if ever, posted reasonable profits. So, keeping in mind that a good percentage of flights are always going to lose money, the airline industry has a system that tries to keep this in check. Basically, every flight has its seats divided up into 'classes' (this has nothing to do with first class/business etc) that we'll call A, B, C and D. These classes have mostly to do with price.

    When an airline plans a flight, they look at how much it's going to cost, and divide the seats up in different price classes. A simplified model might look like: Cost of flight : $20,000 When the flight is announced, the airline will say 'if we sell 20 seats at $1000 we break even'. So, They add 20 seats to the plan with an A class.

    ... or, 40 seats at $500 ... B class .. 80 at $250 etc.

    Then through some process of voodoo economics, the number of various classed seats that must be sold is decided.

    So, 3 months before a flight, you can get a C class ticket quite easily, as they expect that in that time they might sell 80 seats. As it gets closer to the flight day, all the $250 seats may have sold, or they start to realize that they are not all going to sell, so they stop selling C class tickets and only have B. Twice the price, but you need half as many customers, which is half as many seats, meals, bags, etc etc.

    A few days before the flight there may only be A class tickets, as they'd rather sell just one ticket at A class price than 4 at B class. If you _really_ need to get somewhere you'll pay whatever they ask right? Besides, if they've sold all the C class, they break even. Adding cheap seats at this point can actually lose money (more staff needed, more fuel needed etc.)

    Then, standby is D class.. since we're about to leave, and we're not going to sell these seats, we'll get you on board... but only if we need the money.

    So, they don't want to sell you a seat at any old price, because it takes a seat away from someone who *might* pay more for it. This is why pricing flights is so complex. It may not even be NP complete, and it's nowhere near O(n).

    This is very different than the theatre, where they have three or four 'classes of service' and sell off tickets cheap the day of the show.

  51. Re:Honestly... by Jaime2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    but it's an organized way to solve problems if that goes of at the terminal it will kill hundreds if it goes off in the plane.. probably a few more.. if it's used to gain control of a plane and crash it into a building... ALOT... not to mention nation wide mass hysteria

    OK, so we are trying to prevent terrorists from crashing a plane into a building..... by making sure they don't have explosives with them? That makes no sense. The banning of liquids is to prevent the terrorist from detonating it on the plane, not preventing hijacking. In that regard, the bin at the security checkpoint would likely take out more people than having it go off on the plane. As for the hijacking part, that's already covered without a liquids ban. It was a really simple fix, no one gets into the cockpit. Also, if the crew veers off course and doesn't have a good explanation for the FAA, someone is going to shoot it down.

    So why do I have to fly thirsty?

    BTW, DHS has the threat level at "high" right now. Apparently, the empirical definition of "high" is:

    - No terrorist plots successfully executed in the US for six consecutive years
    - No terrorist plots attempted in the US for six consecutive years
    - No terrorist plots thwarted in the US for six consecutive years
    - Daily killing in a war zone by a smaller and less armed enemy using guerilla tactics

    This sounds more like an example of a "time of peace and tranquility" than a high risk situation. It's been a long time since the US has had six years of peace (not counting the war that we started). I wonder what DHS would have said about the threat level on December 8, 1941? Maybe ultra-super-mega-high?

    Prior to 2001, here are our streaks of time between politically motivated attacks on our people:
    1 year from the USS Cole to 9/11
    2 years from the US embassy in Kenya to the USS Cole
    1 year from a sniper on the Empire State Building to Kenya
    2 years from Oklahoma City to ESB
    2 years from the first WTC attempt to Oklahoma City
    10 years from the US Embassy in Beirut to the first WTC attempt

    Even leaving out the unprovoked attacks on US targets outside of the US leaves us in a pretty good era. Of course it doesn't hurt that we are hanging 125,000 of our soldiers out to dry so that we can draw fire away from "The Homeland".