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Stem Cell Fraudster May Have Actually Made Breakthrough

Otter writes "Woo Suk Hwang's career swung from fame over his lab's claim of the first stem cells from a cloned human embryo to humiliation when the results were found to be fake. Research at Harvard on Hwang's cells has found that they are actually parthenogenic lines derived from eggs -- perhaps a more important and difficult achievement than what he had been claiming! 'Researchers said that the distinct "genetic fingerprint" of the stem cells means they may be the first in the world to be extracted from embryos produced by the so-called "virgin birth" method, or parthenogenesis. This happens when eggs are stimulated into becoming embryos without ever being fertilised by sperm, and has been achieved in animals. However, before Hwang, no one had managed to produce a human embryo using parthenogenesis which lived long enough to allow the extraction of viable stem cells.'"

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  1. In a related story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I managed to achieve cold fusion while cooking my breakfast in the microwave this morning.

    1. Re:In a related story... by Floritard · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then why did you originally claim it was a time machine for cats? Fraudster!

  2. Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by crossb0nez · · Score: 3, Funny

    This has been done Once before in history... :)

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    1. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by aquabat · · Score: 4, Funny

      This has been done Once before in history... :) Jesus Christ! That's pretty amazing!
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    2. Re:Um, sorry to correct the writer but... by andphi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Chimera? Are we talking about the upside-down head kind or the croco-lion-wolf kind?

      Sorry. You say Chimera and I think FMA.

      But seriously, that's a very interesting question. Would that I still had mod points for the day.

  3. basically by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stem Cell Fraudster May Have Actually Made Breakthrough

    cl-0wned!

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  4. Woo Suk Hwang Haters... by monkeyboythom · · Score: 4, Funny

    have egg on their face now?

  5. Huh? by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Woo Suk Hwang's career...

    Cruelest...Parents...Evar
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    1. Re:Huh? by king-manic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Woo Suk Hwang's career...

      Cruelest...Parents...Evar If you think thats bad my dads name comes out phenetically as chew gay wang.

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  6. Those darn feminists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soon they will not need men to reproduce, and will begin eliminating us.

    Then all those parallel parking spaces across the world will fall into disuse....wasted real estate....

  7. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by Belacgod · · Score: 5, Funny

    Parthenogenesis is how they built that temple in Athens.

  8. Re:Not a waste of research by russ1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>> I've always said that even if you don't find what you're looking for, humanity is better off for knowing all the other ways of not accomplishing that task vs. no research done at all.

    Then I should publish the 7376528 pickup lines that I know don't work....

  9. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by idontgno · · Score: 4, Funny

    (See? We men aren't useful for much except for fixing cars and hauling around heavy objects. ;)

    It's a standing joke between my Beloved and I.... "If only cucumbers could mow the grass...."

    I hope it's a joke, at least.

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  10. Re:Jesus? by Reverend528 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is this another Jesus? I thought those xtians were a little freaky, but could they have been right all along?

    Maybe, but only if Mary had a Y chromosome.

  11. He was not the first one. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Funny

    All of us know, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, the mitochloreans engineered a parthenogenic birth in Tattoonie.

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  12. Quote from Woo Suk Hwang by gatkinso · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Um. Yeah. Well... I planned that. It's a feature."

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  13. Re:ignorance in need of a cure by everphilski · · Score: 4, Funny

    best be glad she knows nothing of astroturf :P

  14. Re:Jesus? by Reverend528 · · Score: 5, Funny

    or her "son" didn't.

    "He" did have awfully long hair.

  15. Re:Not a waste of research by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would any of them be these?

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