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The Physics of Beer Bubbles

Roland Piquepaille writes "Yesterday, I told you about virtual beer. Today, we follow two North America researchers who are studying the physics of real beer bubbles. 'Singly scattered waves form the basis of many imaging techniques such as radar or seismic exploration.' But pouring beer in a mug involves multiply scattered acoustic waves. They are more complex to study, but they can be used to look at various phenomena, such as predicting volcanic eruptions or understanding the movement of particles in fluids like beer. They also could be used to monitor the structural health of bridges and buildings or the stability of food products over time. Read more for additional references and a photo showing how the researchers monitor beer bubbles."

113 comments

  1. Frosty Piss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    On Topic

    1. Re:Frosty Piss by sokoban · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm afraid that Frosty Piss will only be considered on topic if you're talking about Budweiser served in a chilled mug.

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    2. Re:Frosty Piss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Frosty Piss is exactly how I would describe Budweiser under any circumstance.

    3. Re:Frosty Piss by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      No, sometimes it resembles nothing so much as Warm Piss.

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  2. Under the wrong influence... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry, I'll take my beer without the scientific mumbo jumbo. If I wanted to get technical, I would drink wines and learn how to sniff corks.

    1. Re:Under the wrong influence... by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      uh skip the wine and go straight to the 151. You cant be a pirate without rum!

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    2. Re:Under the wrong influence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sniff cocks? I don't know if such things are welcome on /.!

      You must be new here.
    3. Re:Under the wrong influence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      1: Exhale normally
      2: Locate cork near nasal orifice
      3: Inhale deeply and slowly
      4: You should smell vapor coming off the cork

      I say people who class wine as a more 'sophisticated' and 'connoisseur' drink are fuckwads. The kind of people who tailor their tastes to what they think will present them as the person they are comfortable being.

      I've heard people say 'I don't like the taste of beer' (nobody likes the taste of anything, you acquire all tastes.) and then say 'I like wine, it has so much history'.

      Beer is the world's oldest alcoholic beverage. It has more history and more manly funny stories than wine. Wine? Yeah, 'oh trish I was sloshed at the office christmas party and kissed kevin from the mail room'. Ok Sheila you 30 something spinster discovering your sexuality amidst mixed feelings of feminist rage and inadequacy, what a win for Wine that was.

      Whereas many a tale of Beer consumption has resulted in sank ships, lion wrestling and discovered gold mines.

      Beer FTW!

    4. Re:Under the wrong influence... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      I have almost the opposite problem. I prefer wine to beer, although I'm a connoisseur of neither. At least in the UK, if you want a drink down the pub, a glass of wine gets you laughed out of the door. If you want to be accepted then you can't appear sophisticated - you have to pretend you like beer.

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    5. Re:Under the wrong influence... by packeteer · · Score: 1

      Please don't sniff the cork, it makes you look as unrefined as a... beer drinker!

      *ducks*

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  3. More Research on the Subject by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    More research on the subject. Very interesting stuff.

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  4. Devil's Advocate here. by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Isn't there something more worth while that scientists could be researching?

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    1. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by weak* · · Score: 5, Funny

      Isn't there something more worth while that scientists could be researching? No.
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    2. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by BlueParrot · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yea, because it is possible to determine now what will be worthwhile science in 50 years time... You know quantum mechanics pretty much started with physicists trying to explain how infra-red radiation behaves inside a hot oven. I doubt many people at the time expected that research to develop into solid-state physics, which is what the guys over at Intel rely on to make their CPUs...

    3. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by chuckymonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe, but sometimes science is about researching things that are fun and fairly mundane. Much of what you take for granted such as a cell phone and computer came from research that many at the time scoffed at saying that it had no practical purpose. So really who are we to say what avenue of research will yield useful results? After all when it comes to fluids there is quite a bit that I'm sure we don't understand and research such as this may provide a little snowball of insight that turns into an avalanche of knowledge. Do I think it will? Not really, but hey they're having fun and who the hell knows where it could lead?

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    4. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by intx13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It always bothers me when laypeople decide what is worth researching. Any time there's an article in which scientists are studying something without the obvious global impact of an AIDS cure, there is always a handful of posters criticizing their focus. Would we really be any closer to a cure if every person with a scientific background was required to study AIDS, and only AIDS?

      Scientific breakthroughs aren't needles in haystacks, waiting to be found through tedious searching, and if only we made everyone look for them we'd find them sooner. Instead we let scientists research as they wish, the exact requirements for usefulness being decided by sources of funding, and eventually enough seemingly-unrelated, small conclusions come together to yield the breakthrough.

    5. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >It always bothers me when laypeople

      This is Slashdot, there are no people getting laid.

    6. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by drsquare · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is incredibly important research. If they keep it up, it's only a matter of time before they develop a can or bottle where the beer has the same consistency as when it's hand-drawn. They can't do that without researching beer bubbles. The widget has been obsolete for far too long, it's the 21st century for heaven's sake.

      If they can spend $17 billion a year on NASA to launch a few people into space to do nothing of use, they can spend a couple of billion to get me a pub-like pint of ale at home, at supermarket prices.

    7. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      Guinness in the bottle doesn't hold a candle to Guinness on tap... warm!

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    8. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      He's playing Devils Advocate. He's pretending to be someone who gets laid.

    9. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by Londovir · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your argument sounds as though you are adopting the "monkeys at typewriters" view. Although I'll grant that some great achievements have been made by combining smaller conclusions together (technically that's almost the definition of science), there have been a number of things that were discovered as the result of dedicated, untiring study and research. Consider the Manhatten Project, the polio vaccine, and the Apollo NASA project. Each relied, in part, on other seemingly random research, but the true nature of the breakthroughs came from the mandate that brought the projects together. (In fact, it's a debatable point that the Apollo project represents the largest, and most expensive, scientific project conceived for a single purpose in recorded history)

      The bottom line is there is a clear causal relationship between directed scientific study and scientific results. That's not to say that an AIDS cure, for example, will be guaranteed to be discovered should scientists be thrown at the problem. However, I think it's incorrect to think that breakthroughs can't be found sooner if more research were directed towards their discovery.

      Do I think an AIDS cure could be found if we required every person with a scientific background to research it? Absolutely - if one exists, and I believe one does. Science has proven time and again that, when motivated by necessity, it is quite capable. Penicillin, although previously researched, was difficult to mass produce until the mid-40s. It was due, in large part, to the dedicated work of Florey & Chain, that made the necessary breakthroughs leading to expanded use - and that was partly due to the urgent need for the drug during WW2.

      The point is there should be some scrutiny involved in academic research. I have a hard time stomaching stories which expand upon seemingly ludicrous scientific research. If it is the result of random ennui being "itched" by a scientist in his free time, that's fantastic. If it's the result of a directed, 6+ figure research grant, I'm more concerned. There are some issues in society that must be solved by applied science, and should be done in an expedient fashion. If that means we need to take scientists and make them research some topics, perhaps we should. If the world is facing a pandemic such as AIDS, SARS, or Avian Influenza, frankly I want there to be an all-out science "assualt" on the problem. Same goes for a potential NEO collision. And if the money for the research programs comes from taxpayers (as it does for some studies), then "laypeople" have every right to scrutinize the process.

      All too often us "laypeople" are fed stories where a scientist heads up a multimillion research project that studies frivolous things, and the justification is that it could lead to diverse breakthroughs, usually related to a recent event. For example, this article points out how the research could help improve techniques in studying the structural integrity of bridges. I actually had to verify the article date because this seemed like a pandering to the recent bridge collapse, although in reality it's just a grim coincidence. Although it would be hard to quantify, I'm willing to guess that the number of scientific discoveries found by accident would be less than the number of discoveries that came about as the result of directed research. Using the penicillin reference, the original antibacterial nature of penicillin may have been an accidental discovery - but the refinement, production, delivery, and derivation of alternative penicillin treatments are all results of directed study.

      For what it's worth, I notice in the article that this "beer study" wasn't the focus of the scientist's work, so I'm not as concerned. (It seems from his own admission that it's more of a related diversion.)

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    10. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by digitig · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Isn't there something more worth while that scientists could be researching? More worthwhile than a technique that can be used for monitoring the structural health of bridges? Hey, there must be; it's not as if structural health of bridges is a significant issue anywhere at the moment, is it?
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    11. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      But that will all blow over in a matter of months. Americans are easily distracted by other things. To really understand how to build a bridge though, look no further than Ancient Rome. Now those guys knew a bridge from a hole in the ground!

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    12. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by digitig · · Score: 1

      But that will all blow over in a matter of months. Ah, I thought it was the Tacoma Narrows bridge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacoma_Narrows_Bridg e) that blew over.
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    13. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by tastiles · · Score: 1

      Actually, as a researcher in medical ultrasound, this is amazingly important stuff.

      I was surprised that the article didn't mention diagnostic ultrasound. When you have an ultrasound performed, the scanner assumes any sound that it receives originates from a single scatterer and that that the location of that scatterer is based on the speed of sound in tissue (about 1540 m/s).

      My lab has recently been performing some work on the extent of multiple scattering in tissue, and it's quite larger than what was previously thought. This contributes to the "noise" that you see on an ultrasound image. If work on multiple scattering (whether in beer or tissue) can help with this problem, ultrasound (a cheap, safe imaging modality) could be much more beneficial.

    14. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      Touche! And lol! But would John Q. Public even know about that?

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    15. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We receive our research assignments from Central Science Control. If you are dissatisfied with the current state of Science (tm), please fill out one of the feedback forms.

      Funding plays a large role in determining what gets researched. If you want to see more scientists researching the Cure for Cancer, then donate to a suitable cancer charity.

    16. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What till the Billion-Dollar-Narrows Bridge starts to rock-n-roll.
      http://www.wsdot.wa.gov/projects/sr16narrowsbridge /webcams/camera.cfm?module=narrowspark3.cfmprofile

    17. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by noSignal · · Score: 2, Informative

      After a small(ish) initial investment, you can have pub-like ale at home. I get 1/4 barrel kegs of Sam Adams (I prefer a nice hoppy lager, but I'm sure you can find an ale to suit your tastes) for something like $56.00. A 1/4 barrel holds about 50 pints... that's what? $1.12ish a pint. What would you consider to be supermarket prices? Or better yet, brew your own and use a cornelius keg.

    18. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by h2_plus_O · · Score: 1

      I brew my own and quite frankly, my product is better (or at the very least, more to my taste) than most bottled beer.

      I figure my cost-per-pint, not including my labor, is somewhere around $.70- my only costs are grains, hops, and yeast- and I do grow some of my own hops, and yeast can be cultured from the last batch for the next one. ...but before you go getting excited at the notion of cheap beer, note that there's start-up costs involved: a decent brewing/sparging/lautering vessel (mine is stainless, 10 gallons, makes life easy) can run about $300, your primary and secondary fermenting vessels are pretty cheap, and so are cornelius kegs, but if you're kegging you'll want a forced-CO2 system and a keggerator and a tap system... and of course, if you're REALLY into it, your life won't be complete without this-or-that fancy hobbyist item... like any hobby, brewing has an entire industry surrounding it, capable of absorbing infinite amounts of cash.

      It's hardly a black art- brewing is simple, takes less time than you'd think, and can be quite fun.

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    19. Re:Devil's Advocate here. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      The problem with buying barrels at home is that it goes off within a week. I mean I'm a heavy drinker, but I don't think I could average seven pints a day every day. The pump costs a couple of hundred quid as well. And I haven't really got anywhere to put it.

      Supermarket prices would be about a pound per tin, or even less.

  5. I'm in the wrong business by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Read more for additional references and a photo showing how the researchers monitor beer bubbles.

    People are getting paid to study beer? Where do I sign up?

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  6. Possible uses by fishthegeek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They could use the random interactions of the beer bubbles as a random number generator for crypto. This is much cooler than the plain ol' lava-lamp random number generator that Sun uses.

    Plus this gives the added advantage of being able to recruit college students that are torn between a degree in Art History, and one in Math by telling them that they'll be forced to work with beer. It's a Win/Win situation!

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    1. Re:Possible uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So cracking CSS would be reduced to waiting for the beer to go flat?

    2. Re:Possible uses by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      The problem would be having to refill the RNG every time a grad student walks past. People only try and drink a lava-lamp once.

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  7. Yahoo reference by edwardpickman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah but have they split the Beer atom?

    1. Re:Yahoo reference by xs650 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, the resulting element is vitamin P

    2. Re:Yahoo reference by JoeCommodore · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah I hope whoever does it has an electric guitar that can do 4/4 time so they can relieve the energy of the beer atom splitting. Why, yes, Ive seen that documentary on young Einstein.

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  8. What about tea? by feepness · · Score: 3, Funny

    And can it be used to power a starship drive?

    1. Re:What about tea? by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Interesting
      And can it be used to power a starship drive?

      Of course the Infinite Improbability Drive is powered by tea.

      But Poul Anderson had a real beer-powered spaceship.

    2. Re:What about tea? by etwills · · Score: 1

      And can it be used to power a starship drive?
      Of course the Infinite Improbability Drive is powered by tea.

      Depends which Hitchhiker's version. Apparently, in the German radio episodes, 'a nice cool beer replaces hot tea as the source for brownian motion. While this appears as nonsense from a scientific point of view, it was perhaps done because of the cliché that beer is "the favourite drink in Germany" instead of tea' [Wikipedia 'Differences...' article].

  9. Coming up next... by kypper · · Score: 2, Funny

    The geometric shapes formed by coke rocks and how they are giving architects new ideas!

    1. Re:Coming up next... by iminplaya · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but everything ends up looking like this

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    2. Re:Coming up next... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

      That looks more like the results of LSD, not coke. If you wanna see what the results of coke end up looking like, click here:

      http://www.bushspeaks.com/img/noellebush.jpg

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  10. Einstein already studied the subject. by Bragador · · Score: 2, Funny

    Einstein was the one who added bubbles to beer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Einstein

    1. Re:Einstein already studied the subject. by wish+bot · · Score: 1

      Oh my - who modded this informative! IT'S A FICTONAL MOVIE, and therefore A JOKE! Digg readers with mod points...sheeze.

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  11. tagged "fuckroland" by SuperBanana · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Yesterday, I told you about virtual beer.

    Translation:

    "Yesterday, I made inane commentary, ripped off images from the parent site, and quoted blocks of text whole-sale. I did this instead of submitting a story to Slashdot with links to the original site, because that wouldn't get me and CNET ad revenue. And now I'm doing it again today."

    Can we please get a Roland filter, a la Jon Katz? And can Slashdot please stop linking to useless blogs?

    1. Re:tagged "fuckroland" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Can we please get a Roland filter, a la Jon Katz? And can Slashdot please stop linking to useless blogs?

      Don't like it?

      Don't read it!

    2. Re:tagged "fuckroland" by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I though I invented the "fuckroland" tag ... I suppose it's a fairly obvious idea.

      Anyway, it seems that after a few weeks of just submitting articles to lull the editors, he's returned, as he ALWAYS does, to pimping his own "blog" (of plagiarised stories and pictures) linked "Read more for additional references ..."

    3. Re:tagged "fuckroland" by Zeebs · · Score: 1

      Don't like it?
      Don't read it!



      This would be the point of a filter, Roland. (shhh about this being ac as well.)

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    4. Re:tagged "fuckroland" by Zeebs · · Score: 1

      FAIL on my part oh well, flaming in public, c'est la vie. My hobby exposed :(

      Don't act like you've never done it... except the several of you that will, I'm in no position to make comments :P

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    5. Re:tagged "fuckroland" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't write it?

      Don't post it.

  12. Remember desktop fusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn4741

    Desktop fusion was all about bubbles and the enormous pressure they can create. Bubbles are indeed worth studying.

  13. guinness beer guys. by CrAlt · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can hear them now..

    guinness beer guys: "Mixing math with beer? Brilliant!!"

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    1. Re:guinness beer guys. by jkiol · · Score: 1

      pffft! I've been doing this for a while, coding in the afternoon without beers at lunch does nothing but produce bugs!

    2. Re:guinness beer guys. by TaintMasterMitch · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, Guinness has mixed math with beer for some time now. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Student's_t-test

    3. Re:guinness beer guys. by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

      Been done, actually. And it is even cooler than you might guess.

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  14. One thing that's always interested me... by Fyz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work at a bar, and sometimes i see an interesting phenomenon in beer glasses. If you leave a draft beer out and let the foam fizzle away, after a while(but not too long or the foam will disappear completely) the foam will coalesce into a ring shaped pattern of circles, equally sized and spaced and at the same distance from the rim and centre of the glass.
    It takes about half an hour for this pattern to form, and for the life of me, I can't figure out what makes it!
    Anyone?

    1. Re:One thing that's always interested me... by xs650 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would like to help you out, but a poured beer has never sat for 30 minutes.

      Cheers

    2. Re:One thing that's always interested me... by xs650 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Edit:

      I would like to help you out, but a poured beer has never sat for 30 minutes in my presence.

      Cheers

    3. Re:One thing that's always interested me... by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would guess you are seeing a combination of the "Cheerio Effect" (see Wikipedia) and the mild feedback as popping and coalescing bubbles set up standing waves (approximately at the maxima of the J0 Bessel functions which would describe such waves confined at the liquid interface).

    4. Re:One thing that's always interested me... by porl · · Score: 1

      no, i think you were right the first time. anyone who claims otherwise is just wanting you to 'test' the theory by leaving them with a glass of beer...

    5. Re:One thing that's always interested me... by glomph · · Score: 3, Interesting

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A9nard_cells I believe it's related to this phenomenon, the bubbles act as markers. I've seen these while flying over small ponds in New England in the early A.M., composed of the fog over the (relatively) warm water.

  15. Splitting the beer atom by Stealth+Dave · · Score: 1

    We haven't seen this level of advancement in beer technology since Einstein split the beer atom back in 1988.

    - Stealth Dave

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  16. Ig Nobel is pleased! by strredwolf · · Score: 1

    Ahhh, someone is taking up his groundbreaking research into beer bubble paths. Soon we shall be able to find out irreproducable his work truly is!

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    1. Re:Ig Nobel is pleased! by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      Now, now.....he's doing proper research.


      *smirk*


      They said the laser was of no practical use when it was invented.....


      *snigger*


      "You could potentially use this technique to monitor the product to make sure it remains stable over time."


      Oh good grief, all that research and what does he comes up with? A chocolate-quality-control device. Release the hounds....

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  17. Getting the cash by eebra82 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scientist: Our group would like to study beer bubbles. Board member: Denied. We need a cure for cancer. Scientist: But it's really important -- like that Norwegian study which proved that penguins don't fall on their back when observing passing planes. Board member: Sorry, but it's not viable. Scientist: You can have 20 percent of the beer. Board member: Will $200,000 do?

    1. Re:Getting the cash by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Scientist: But it's really important -- like that Norwegian study which proved that penguins don't fall on their back when observing passing planes.

      Damn it, that was our only defense against the penguin hordes!

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    2. Re:Getting the cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what has happened to the 20 percent penguins then ? :'(

  18. This does bring up the question... by mdenham · · Score: 1

    ...if you put a beer into a soundproof booth, are the bubbles still going to behave how the researchers expect them to?

  19. Oh no! It's Roland! by siglercm · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sorry, but all Roland posts are inherently blog-hit-whoring. This one has direct links to his ZDnet blog. He does get paid for that, right???

    Oblig.: Pls. tag as ohnoitsroland -- and thanks.

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  20. Devil's weather Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, there is, the effect of CO2 produced by the fermentation of beer and how that causes global warming, so we must stop the production of beer right now!!! And save the world from global warming.

    Besides, the rain fall that is happening on the east coast of the US will drain into the Atlantic and cause an imbalance in the salinity of the ocean and cause the gulf stream to dis-function, as it is thought to have done in the 1300's and cause another mini-ice age, so who cares?

  21. Not really by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bud ain't beer so it's hardly on topic.

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    1. Re:Not really by Wolfrider · · Score: 2, Informative

      --This movie http://imdb.com/title/tt0096486/ suddenly becomes Relevant...

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    2. Re:Not really by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      After getting tricked by Zonk into clicking through to Roland Piquepaille's website, from what I thought was going to be a funny picture, I'm scared to look... :-(

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    3. Re:Not really by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      No worries, mate. Young Einstein, by Yahoo Serious. ;-)

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  22. Bubbles in Guinness? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
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  23. Work for Anheuser-Busch by tepples · · Score: 1, Informative

    People are getting paid to study beer? Where do I sign up? You could always apply for a job with Anheuser-Busch.
    1. Re:Work for Anheuser-Busch by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      He did say "Beer" not "Watered down horse-piss"

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    2. Re:Work for Anheuser-Busch by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Heh, no doubt.

      Real men drink real beer. Examples include, (but not limited to) Bass, Shiner, Dos Equis, Fat Tire (New Belgium Brewery) and just about anything imported from Germany.

      Wow, I posted something about beer on slashdot, and it's on-topic!

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    3. Re:Work for Anheuser-Busch by Cadallin · · Score: 1

      If real men drink beer, then who's drinking aged single-malt whiskeys?

    4. Re:Work for Anheuser-Busch by jon_joy_1999 · · Score: 1

      wow. talk about the fox guarding the hen house.
      profits? all in HC's gut.

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    5. Re:Work for Anheuser-Busch by Minwee · · Score: 1

      If real men drink beer, then who's drinking aged single-malt whiskeys?

      Aliens, obviously.

    6. Re:Work for Anheuser-Busch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Lawnmower" is pretty good too.

    7. Re:Work for Anheuser-Busch by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      The rule I go by is "If I can see through it, it's not beer"

      though I do have to say, as far as American beer goes, Sam Adams is very good

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  24. And now for a semi-useful related result by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    Although I won't go give Roland a pile of cash, I think it's worth mentioning that there's this amusing little video regarding beer bubble physics.

    It's all on why bubbles in Guinness move down.

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  25. Blatant grant fishing for beer money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> They also could be used to monitor the structural health of bridges

    Nice try.

  26. let us have our fun, Nerds! by kbox · · Score: 1

    Trust nerds to take the fun out of beer and turn it in to something "interesting".

  27. Seriously? by davygrvy · · Score: 1

    Yahoo!

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  28. Oblig by nascarguy27 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Can beer bubbles run Linux?
    Can beer bubbles make Duke Nukem Forever?
    How 'bout a Beowulf Cluster of beer bubbles?

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  29. Re:Roland Zonkpaille by sanyasi · · Score: 4, Informative

    I know a lot of people think Roland Piquepaille has 'reformed' because hes no longer linking to primidi, but Roland is still whoring Slashdot for ad views and the like - its just that he is now employed by zdnet. The links in the summary all link to his new blog run by zdnet.
    Im not saying that its wrong to do this - but dont be fooled into thinking that his new links are somehow 'genuine' and hes not whoring as usual.

  30. Oh, sign me up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a research topic often studied in university. I knew engineering students who often studied beer bubbles. One in particular studied beer bubbles prior to doing fluid dynamics assignments and exercises. In preparation for the final exam, he included the same ritual (examination of beer bubbles). He got 89% on his final exam (and passed the course with a similar grade: A- (cum laude). He mentioned something or other about having a nip before the exam helped him to relax (but you have to believe me when I tell you that I had no idea what he meant by that!

  31. Even MORE Research On The Subject by topgeek · · Score: 1
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  32. They're obviously just trolling for an IgNoble... by markana · · Score: 1

    Although the award in 2002 to Arnd Leike for his Beer Froth research might disqualify them...

  33. Futurama Bender Beer Brewing robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Perfect time to point this out. A full sized, beer brewing, talking Bender.

    http://www.asciimation.co.nz/bender

  34. René Thoms: catastrophe theory by infernet · · Score: 2, Informative

    This research does not seem to be fair enough. These findings were already theorized by the French mathematician René Thom; he developed the catastrophe theory between 1968 and 1972. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_thom He published his work "Structural Stability and Morphogenesis" (1972), where he states the catastrophe theory may explain natural phenomena such as the beer bubbles, the tree barks, vulcanic activity, earthquakes, sea waves, and even a stock market catastrophes... It's a shame this PDF doesn't even mention such fundamental theories. You may find more about this theory in: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catastrophe_theory

    1. Re:René Thoms: catastrophe theory by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

      This research does not seem to be fair enough. These findings were already theorized by the French mathematician René Thom; he developed the catastrophe theory between 1968 and 1972.

      That's right, he developed a theory. It wasn't until the early 1990s when I was playing in a band and I left a beer on my bass rig for one really short song that anyone proved the actual catastrophe.

      Completely flat.

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    2. Re:René Thoms: catastrophe theory by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Was it warm? Chances are, the drummer stole your beer and peed in the glass. They do that, drummers. Probably because they're jealous of musicians.

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  35. I logged into /. for the first time in a year ... by MikeSty · · Score: 1

    ... so I could post how much this made me think of Young Einstein. I also knew this is the only place in the world where other people actually know about such an awesome movie. I feel at home :)

    Just let me hear some of that rock and roll music
    Any old time you choose it
    It's got a back beat you can't lose it,
    Any old time you use it
    Gotta be rock roll music
    If you wanna dance with me
    If you wanna dance with me

  36. Makes you wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when does North America have anything to do with beer?

  37. First Law of "Beer Physics"..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    What goes down, may eventually come up.

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  38. roland piquepaille filter by TerminalSpin · · Score: 1

    There are a few Roland Piquepaille filters available - they take the form of Greasemonkey scripts running in Firefox

    I use this one: http://userscripts.org/scripts/review/5735/ it's called NoRoland - if userscripts.org is down (again), the author (Dave?) hosts it on his own site too - http://davephp.net/

    It's very effective - all I see of Roland's pollution now is a greyed out article box with the words "This is a slashvertisement. Please ignore!"

    Most of the time I choose to "ignore"

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  39. At your local micro-brewery by Flying+pig · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Forget the big brewers, they are just marketing organisations. Eventually the product will consist of yellow dye and bio-ethanol, and by then the "consumer" won't even notice. The real research is done in small breweries and micro-breweries. Just get yourself an MSc or PhD in microbiology first.

    Nowadays the thing I ask myself is "will this job be of any value if civilisation collapses?" If you work in a call centre or IT, be very afraid...but if you can fix a broken irrigation pump or generator, build a house from traditional materials, grow food or brew beer, you probably have a future. Why beer? Well, apart from the likely demand for the product qua beer, earlier societies produced "small beer" (i.e. low strength) for general consumption because the brewing process killed fecal and soil bacteria, and the alcohol then kept the product sterile. In a society without clean drinking water, and no sewers, beer was what stood between you and dysentery.

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  40. No Beer! A nice cup of Tea on a Thursday Morning? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

    Does my memory serve me correct? Wasn't the physics of a nice cup of tea discussed a few years ago? Brownian motion and all that!
    I think it came with fairy cake too.....

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  41. You Serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yahoo :)

  42. As opposed to AMD... by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 1

    I doubt many people at the time expected that research to develop into solid-state physics, which is what the guys over at Intel rely on to make their CPUs...
    As opposed to the guys over at AMD, who use phlogiston theory to make their CPUs.