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FCC Says Analog TV Lives Until 2012

walterbays writes ""The FCC voted 5-0 to require that cable operators must continue to make all local broadcasts available to their users, even those with analog televisions." I don't understand how AT&T manages to deliver U-verse without any analog channels. Did they get it classified as not-cable and exempt from existing rules? Or as a result of this vote, will they suddenly have to drop 50 SD channels to make room for 5 NTSC channels?"

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  1. Define Available by Nymz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is offering a proprietary converter box (digital to analog), for a nice monthly fee, going to qualify as available? That could mean that citizens wouldn't be allowed to purchase any third party devices, essentially enlarging cable operator monopolies.

  2. Re:TVs are too good, and have been for years by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Excuse me, but I don't fuck fat.

    Sorry, I wasn't trying to imply that Slashbots ever fuck anything.

  3. Re:Welcome to the Dark Ages by Bemopolis · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh no, not another WIndows-vs-Mac debate.

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  4. Great... by zapwow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now my crackpot friends have something to add to their theories... the Mayan Calendar, the solar system passing through the plane of the galaxy, and the end of analogue tv MUST mean that 2012 is the end of the world!

  5. Re:What happened to 2009? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well I suppose it's your choice, sir. Our professional customers prefer to spend a little extra money on something future proofed with HDMI 1.3. Our low end, entry level customers are often happen with HDMI 1.2. They can't see the difference apparently, and would rather spend their money on other, useless things. Mind you, you struck me as someone with higher standards, sir.

    Funny thing is, I've had sales people say almost exactly that to me though about a different technology. It's really hard to get them to admit it's bullshit, but great fun.

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  6. "TV Lives Until 2012" by Mystery00 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well of course, isn't that when the world ends.

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  7. Re:What happened to 2009? by speaker+of+the+truth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Our professional customers prefer to spend a little extra money on something future proofed with HDMI 1.3. You might do better speaking common English instead of marketing speak. People start to stop listening to your words and instead to your tone and demeanor when they detective babble like that.
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  8. See any Similarities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    to the US adoption of metric system?

  9. Re:The digital TV switch isn't going to happen by kestasjk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe a digital to analog converter will be invented.

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  10. Re:Welcome to the Dark Ages by mh1997 · · Score: 3, Funny

    4. This ushers in a techno-utopia where your flying car downloads traffic data from the internet and avoids jams automatically, your Skype mobile phone lets you call anywhere in the world for free, and Google brings back Firefly to promote their iPhone-enabled video on demand service.
    Also, as your flying car comes crashing out of the sky because you forgot to fill the fusion chamber with beer and banana peels, it instantly IMs all your contacts that your funural is scheduled for this Saturday at 11AM. With the convergence of technology, your car would also upload the video of your impending demise to youtube so that everyone can see that you were a dumbass.
  11. Re:It's just television by mazarin5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I can't believe how terrible the sound quality is on GSM networks compared to CDMA networks.


    I'm pretty sure the GP means UMTS and HSDPA, not GSM which predates CDMA.


    OIC :)
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  12. Re:Welcome to the Dark Ages by BoberFett · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google parachutes are still in beta.