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D.C. Commuters to be Scanned With Infrared Cameras

owlgorithm writes "Washington, D.C. area commuters are going to be "scanned like groceries at the supermarket" in order to catch single-occupant vehicles who are illegally using carpool lanes. The article, from the Washington Post, says that infrared cameras capable of detecting human skin will be installed, rather than the visible-spectrum cameras in use today. So much for using dummies in the front seat."

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  1. Wait... by daveschroeder · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A local municipal government agency, using technology to solve a problem, as part of its charge to the public?

    O, the humanity!

    1. Re:Wait... by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Funny
      This is not just any technology. This is antiterrorist technology. Which invites the question: who gave the city officials access to secret antiterrorist technology in a time of war? Don't they realize that terrorists will just use a screwdriver to unmount the cameras, and start scanning buildings and in particular female bathrooms, terrorizing innocent American coeds?

    2. Re:Wait... by arivanov · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Anti-illegal immigrant technology actually. Used mostly to look for stowaways in luggage and cargo.

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  2. Interesting by wasted · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the summary:

    So much for using dummies in the front seat.

    If we get rid of dummies in the front seat, half of the cars on my way to work would be driverless.
    1. Re:Interesting by phantomcircuit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um how about heated dummies?

    2. Re:Interesting by goldspider · · Score: 2, Funny

      "So much for using dummies in the front seat."

      I thought they used all of those up filling seats on the city council.

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    3. Re:Interesting by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 5, Informative

      So much for using dummies in the front seat
      In Jakarta you just pay an unemployed person standing on the sidewalk $1 to ride with you to work. At certain times single occupant cars aren't even allowed on the road. The dude then gets another $1 to ride back with someone else. There's queues of these people waiting at highway entrances waiting to get a $1 to ride with you.
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    4. Re:Interesting by Duhavid · · Score: 4, Funny

      The other half will have crashed already.

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    5. Re:Interesting by The-Bus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, I used to use corpses. So now I will either need to heat them, or make sure they are fresh.

      Oh, the things they make me do to avoid traffic.

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  3. Big Brother by JoshJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    is watching you...

    Remember, the ultimate goal of these politicians is to have such a dizzying array of laws that they can arrest anyone at any time and always have a "legitimate" reason.

    Cameras only help them.

    1. Re:Big Brother by MikeJ9919 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh please...this has nothing to do with government's desire for power...this is about the government's desire for money. It's just like red light cameras, parking meters that reset when you drive away (instead of mechanical meters that continue to run and let someone else piggyback), etc. Yes, the desire for money is intimately related to the desire for power, but it is not the same. Yes, all the technologies I've mentioned have desirable secondary effects (reducing commuter congestion, injuries at intersections, and clearing parking spaces), but mostly it's about governments getting more money to spread around (sometimes into their own pockets in the form of better salary and benefits, and frequently to their constituents in the form of pork barrel spending so they'll be happier and re-elect them.)

    2. Re:Big Brother by heinousjay · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As someone who has commuted in DC, I welcome this. Nothing chapped my ass more than watching a douche take the HOV all on his lonesome. He didn't earn it, he can sit in shit with the rest of us.

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    3. Re:Big Brother by Markus+Landgren · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Remember, the ultimate goal of people riding alone in their cars is to use it as a burka, putting up a wall and shielding themselves from other people. For all I care the authorities can put up powerful CO2 lasers and burn them to a crust.

    4. Re:Big Brother by Edax+Rarem · · Score: 2, Funny

      What really boils blood is when the single passenger douche goes slow as ass in the HOV lane.

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  4. Solution to Privacy Concerns by p0tat03 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1 - Have a machine vision backend analyze images coming back from cameras, picking out "guilty" cars along with their plates. Discard other data.
    2 - Ensure that the code used for this vision system is open to public scrutiny.
    3 - Catch the crooks, and the regular folk don't even get recorded to a hard drive at any point.
    4 - ???
    5 - You know the rest...

    1. Re:Solution to Privacy Concerns by KillerCow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1 - ...Discard other data.

      They won't.

      2 - ...open to public scrutiny.

      It won't.

      3 - ...don't even get recorded to a hard drive at any point.

      It will.

      The problem with this stuff is that there is a constant erosion or privacy. Every step is just one more little thing. What's the big deal about "a" when they are already doing b,c,d,e, and f. And once "a" is gone, you never get it back because the people already accepted giving it up. When people say "we don't have to worry about losing x because people would never accept it" ... well ... I don't think that the forefathers ever thought that people would give up habius corpus, or require national IDs to get into federal parks.
    2. Re:Solution to Privacy Concerns by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1. lack of toleration; unwillingness or refusal to tolerate or respect contrary opinions or beliefs, persons of different races or backgrounds, etc.
      2. incapacity or indisposition to bear or endure.

      - Random House Unabridged Dictionary


      Rome didn't last forever either. A country is only as good as its citizens force it to be at any given moment in time. If you look at the history of the US - you see a constant struggle to protect the Constitution and the Bill of Rights - an ebb and flow of interpretations as conditions allowed or demanded. It takes wisdom and compassion to do that fairly. It takes the involvement of the people - people with a moral compass that leads them to do the right thing even if the road less traveled is a difficult one. The greatest strength of our nation has been the willingness to protect the rights of the minority - to tolerate different views, and have the flexibility to change when change was required - and conversely to hold the line when the pendulum swings wildly away from the plumb line of the common good.

      There are several generations that come to mind - that had the will to stand - the generation of the American Revolution years, and the generation that fought WWII. Both were willing to sacrifice their lives in order to first form a novel form of government, then later to protect it from destruction. The Civil War, for that matter, could be seen as a correction to the Great Compromise - a point which shows that the founders were not perfect, and sadly one that led to war - a cautionary tale of where intolerance leads. The Civil Rights laws and protests of the 1960s was a less destructive completion of the Civil War that began a century before. It seems that people only show the best (and for that matter worse) of their character in times of ultimate distress - it is almost as if we can't see the train is coming until it is upon us. We only stand when it becomes unbearable - and destruction ensues.

      My question is, will today's generations go down in history as protectors or destroyers of the great experiment that is the United States of America? Will we be a beacon of freedom for others, or a sad footnote of history? Will we sit on our hands until the destruction of civil war rips the fabric of the nation, or will we have the wisdom to settle conflicts peacefully (hold public policy makers to a higher standard)?
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  5. I'd almost bet some money... by UncleTogie · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...that a few things will happen:

    1. Burqa-wearing folk will have a field day.

    2. Some ninny will don tin-foil to jack with the system. He/she will later collapse from heat.

    or

    3. Some enterprising yob will try to create a heated, moving dummy. This will culminate in a video shot on the news: "Flaming Car Of Doom in a HOV lane near you....film at 11!"

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    1. Re:I'd almost bet some money... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1. Burqa-wearing folk will have a field day.

      They might. I don't think fabric blocks that much IR. A person wearing full-body clothing would still be warmer than a mannequin.

  6. Re:I envision... by flyingsquid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Put a dog in the front seat. And shave him.

  7. I shouldn't know so much about these by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

    infrared cameras capable of detecting human skin will be installed, rather than the visible-spectrum cameras in use today. So much for using dummies in the front seat. Silicone rubber can withstand over 400 degrees of heat. You can soak REALDOLL in a hot bath, or put her under an electric blanket to give it lifelike body heat. REALDOLL's silicone flesh retains heat very efficiently.
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  8. Re:I envision... by halcyon1234 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Forget that. I can heat my inflatable dummies my own damn self. It's called friction. And radiant heat from warm deposits.

    Youngsters these days and their high-tech solutions. Yeesh.

  9. Detects skin? by conteXXt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hannibal Lecter: "Why do you think he removes their skins, Agent Starling?"

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  10. Re:Hmm... by Jello+B. · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, no, no. You're going about this the wrong way. You've gotta put yourself in the freezer so it looks like nobody's driving. Then they can't give you a ticket, because according to the cameras, you don't exist.

  11. More seriously, what about children? by Albanach · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've used the HOV lane into DC with a child in an infant seat behind me. The camera isn't going to spot that.

    Am I going to have to get sworn affidavits stating the child was with me? Should I take photos on my journey? Are HOV lanes 18+ now?

    1. Re:More seriously, what about children? by Nirvelli · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've always heard that HOV lanes are for 2 or more licensed drivers.
      I mean, the point is to reduce congestion/pollution by limiting the number of cars on the road, and the benefit of the lane is the incentive to ride with somebody else instead of driving your own car by yourself.
      As unlicensed drivers (children, etc.) aren't going to be driving by themselves anyways, it wouldn't make sense to allow them to qualify you for the commuter lane.

  12. Re:Head Whacking Stupidity by MacTO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, this is a serious problem.

    HOV lanes are usually created in order to reduce traffic congestion problems, by encouraging people to car-pool, use public transit, cycle, or walk. The alternatives are less desirable: paying even more money to expand and maintain road networks with higher capacity, or to deal with health problems created by the dumping of combustion by products (particulate matter, nitrous oxides, carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide, etc.). The latter is a non-trivial problem.

    This is not about cheating the system, though some may think of it as such. It is about using municipal resources efficiently and saving lives.

  13. Re:Head Whacking Stupidity by peektwice · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I understand that in certain places, carpool lanes have been abandoned because the number of drivers who use them is so low that they effectively take an entire lane away from the highways, and cause more congestion in the remaining lanes, thus worsening the problem. I really believe that it's entirely about the money, and the real asshats are the jackholes that came up with the idea of the carpool lane. Most tickets are written to generate revenue, not to improve safety or traffic flow. If someone can get away with "cheating" this system, then they become a sort of modern day Robin Hood in my book.

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  14. Re:I envision... by Cecil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Human beings have a rather unique IR signature that is very easily distinguishable from other heat sources.

    Human beings also have a rather unique ability to find creative ways to beat challenges like that.

  15. No more HOV by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    HOV lanes are fairly pointless as is. It's clear that people are not significantly incentivized to use the carpool lanes. Moreover, conflicting schedules (particularly after work) and the impossibility of spontaneity provide heavy disincentives toward their use. They certainly don't cut down on pollution or fuel consumption as cars spend more time stuck in traffic in the adjacent lanes, or taking longer, more circuitous routes. They don't cut down on traffic, as more cars are forced to fit in fewer lanes. People who live in Arlington or Falls Church, especially, could have to go miles out of the way to get to work, despite having a major traffic artery in their back yards.

    The money spent on policing, enforcement, and, in some cases, construction and maintenance of elaborate switching mechanisms to change the direction of traffic in center lanes, could be more efficiently spent toward carbon offsets, and opening the lanes themselves to normal traffic would better accomplish the goal of reducing congestion. Or make the Metro train free to ride; it's already heavily subsidized anyway, and everyone would benefit from increased use. (Of course, capacity would likely need to be increased as well, since they're heavily used already).

    Regulating the routes of traffic in an effort to decrease traffic is an exercise in futility. It merely relocates the problem; it does nothing to alleviate it. Traffic is already self-regulating, especially as the distribution of information becomes increasingly streamlined. When one route slows down, people take alternate routes. If the distribution is inequitable, it's because of poor infrastructure design in relation to the population. The cure is redesign, not banishing the overwhelming majority of vehicles from the shortest route between Point A and Point B. It would be one thing if HOV was a stopgap while more effective measures were implemented, but as it stands, it's merely contributing to the problem it claims to resolve.

    1. Re:No more HOV by dodobh · · Score: 2, Informative

      Like making better mass transit available? Your problem is that cars don't scale up to high population densities. What you need is to get a solution which does not involve cars being used as your primary means of transport. Your current choices are: Mass transit, telecommuting, moving offices into mixed use neighbourhoods ... .

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  16. More seriously, that's not what HOV lanes are for. by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, yes, I know, they don't really specify... ...but hopefully you realize the idea and spirit of HOV lanes is for carpool, multiple passenger commuter, busses, passenger vans, and similar applications, and not someone who happens to be toting a child in an infant seat. :-/

    (How did the parent get modded "Insightful"?)

  17. Re:More seriously, that's not what HOV lanes are f by techno-vampire · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are you saying, then, that a parent and child don't qualify for "two or more people" in the car? When did minors stop being people?

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  18. Re:More seriously, that's not what HOV lanes are f by daveschroeder · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm saying, then, that the idea and spirit of HOV lanes is for carpool, multiple passenger commuter, busses, passenger vans, and similar applications, and not someone who happens to be toting a child in an infant seat.

    I hope this clears things up.

    And to be serious, I don't know what the specific law is in Virginia, Maryland, or Washington, DC, for HOV/HOT lanes. But the idea, purpose, and principle is what I said above, not for someone to be able to get somewhere faster or more conveniently because they have a child with them.

  19. Actually, confusing the camera is a good plan. by CFD339 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Think about how you'd write the code for the machine. Your job is to count -- you have to find at least two distinct signatures. If you find more than one that is distinct, you ignore that car. If you find less than one, what do you do? Probably you consider this a detection error. A thermally reflective glass coating would work. I'd bet a heat pack hand warmer on the dashboard would do it too.

    If it were me, I'd try a thermal hand warmer pack on the dashboard by the passenger seat; and maybe one each on a string in the back seat about where heads would be for back seat passengers.

    Remember, glass is transparent in the visual spectrum, but can be opaque in the infrared. I know this from using Thermal Imaging Cameras in houses that are on fire. A big living room window can look just like a wall -- or even a mirror -- through the screen of a TIC depending on what outside temperature. You can see the shape of a person on the TIC when what you're looking at is a porcelain shower stall. Your own heat is being reflected back at you.

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    1. Re:Actually, confusing the camera is a good plan. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 4, Funny

      Remember, glass is transparent in the visual spectrum, but can be opaque in the infrared. I know this from using Thermal Imaging Cameras in houses that are on fire.

      Wow, all I do in houses that are on fire is try not to die. Clearly you are several steps ahead of me.

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  20. Hmm by way2trivial · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.ncdot.org/projects/hov/faqs.html#q2
    Do children and infants count as passengers?
    Yes. All states with HOV facilities count children and infants as passengers.

    Why do children count as passengers in the HOV lane?
    The main law governing HOV lane use is WAC 468-510-010. This law merely states "occupants." HOVs may therefore include passengers who are not licensed drivers. These can include senior citizens, people with disabilities, and children as well as other people who do not, or can not, obtain a drivers license for various reasons.

    HOVs with non-licensed passengers do not always help to remove cars from traffic. However, one of the Department's considerations in determining HOV eligibility policy is the degree to which the policy will be enforceable by the State Patrol. It can already be challenging to accurately determine how many occupants are in a vehicle. It would be much more difficult, and more expensive, to additionally be required to determine occupant age or licensing status. Another consideration is that carpools are sometimes driven by parents or caretakers who transport groups of children to activities. This does keep additional vehicles off the road.
    http://www.rtc.wa.gov/Studies/Archive/hov/faq.htm#Q12

    Why are people with children allowed to use the HOV lane?
    HOV policies everywhere have allowed children to be counted as occupants of a carpool to meet the necessary occupancy requirement. While children may not be of driving age, there are two major reasons that we allow people with children to use the HOV lane: school and day care responsibilities and the idea of educating our children regarding ridesharing. Often, it is difficult to drop kids off at day care, drive to a park-and-ride, catch the bus, and get to work on time. Allowing parents to bring their kids along with them in the carpool, or on the bus, gives them an opportunity to use the HOV lane. This also keeps enforcing the lane very simple: two or more people per car.

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  21. Re:More seriously, that's not what HOV lanes are f by dman123 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...be able to get somewhere faster or more conveniently because they have a child with them Less time on the road? Yes.

    Less time overall including the 20+ minutes of saying, "Let's go! Let's go! Don't hide your sister's shoes!"?????? Fat chance.

    ...And if you're going to be a stickler, what about the 30 year old guy without a license? A suspended license? My grandma that has a license but will not drive because she is is a danger to all others on the road? They must not count either. Welcome to the new police state where one has to prove the ability and need for passengers to otherwise drive, but yet forgo it each trip down the diamond lane.

    [waves paw] Bah!

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  22. Re:More seriously, that's not what HOV lanes are f by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's not how the law is written, it just says that you must have two or more people in the car. Now, if you want to change it to "two or more licensed drivers," that's another issue, and opens up a nasty can of worms about enforcement.

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  23. Re:Politicians flunk physics again by corsec67 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Depends on the frequency of IR, glass is defenetly clear Near-IR, as I have tons of near-IR pictures I took through the windshield and side windows of cars.

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  24. Here is some backup data... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Informative

    study that suggests hov lanes don't work.

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  25. Re:More seriously, that's not what HOV lanes are f by scatters · · Score: 3, Informative

    The same should apply to taxis with a single passenger. They should not be allowed to use the party lane unless there are more than one passenger.

    I car-pool to work every day, and it pisses me off to no end when single occupant vehicles use the HOV lane, but then, I'm an asshole so I like to report them. The driver doesn't get cited, but he does get a nasty-gram through the mail courtesy of WSP.

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  26. Re:More seriously, that's not what HOV lanes are f by Pollardito · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When did minors stop being people? at the theater, at the amusement park, at the buffet, at the voting booth...they stop and start being considered the same as adults all day long
  27. Roman Grammar Nazi to the Rescue by KKlaus · · Score: 2, Informative

    >>habius corpus

    I knew all that my latin in highschool would be useful for something. I just never dared to hope it would be something as important as correcting trivial errors on Slashdot!

    Here goes:

    Habius might a singular genitive of an irregular noun, or a masculine second family nominate noun, but either way, it isn't "habeas" which is a subjunctive 2nd person singular verb meaning "may you have" [the body].

    That felt great. Hail Caesar!

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  28. Re:I envision... by Pollardito · · Score: 4, Funny

    and you wonder why no one wants to carpool with you...

  29. i'd really like to know how they got ir to work... by blackcoot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... through glass (which is almost totally reflective for the long wave ir cameras that i've used). i wonder if there's something special about the glass they use in vehicles...

  30. Re:Great by flewp · · Score: 4, Funny

    It would seem obvious that "living humans" would also include children, regardless of what position they're in or whether they happen to be behind or in a seat that will be essentially invisible to such detectors.) So does this mean I can't just take the dead hooker out of my trunk, throw her in a hot bathtub for awhile, and get away with using the HOV lanes?
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  31. Re:I envision... by halcyon1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not a problem. I got over-enthusiastic. She overflowed. Now, at least, I have a pool in my car.

  32. But.... by iced_tea · · Score: 5, Funny

    The real question is, can it detect BODIES? DEAD BODIES???

    **insert evil laugh here***

    1. Re:But.... by some+damn+guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      The real question is, can it detect BODIES? DEAD BODIES???

      Good idea, I bet they can, as long as they're still warm.

      Still, having to kill a different neighbor every day before work would still be a pain. I mean, not as bad as D.C. traffic, but a pain none the less...

    2. Re:But.... by Wordsmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why a different one each day? Don't you have a microwave?

    3. Re:But.... by Heembo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just heat one a bit in the microwave before you go But then you will be chopping up and sewing together bodies all the time, not to mention the inevitable blood. Surely, lets crack this problem. Can't we have some kind of synthetic doll that can be heated by your car lighter socket that would fool this sensor? Certainly we could mod some kind of heated inflatable doll with special synthetic skin to evade the sensors! Maybe we could layer it with real skin, know any good taxidermists? Let the cracking begin!

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    4. Re:But.... by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 2, Funny

      But then you will be chopping up and sewing together bodies all the time
      Depends how big the microwave is. You might be able to pick up one of this guy's on eBay...
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    5. Re:But.... by lonesome_coder · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, but I have an oven.

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    6. Re:But.... by steveo777 · · Score: 2, Informative

      But then you will be chopping up and sewing together bodies all the time, not to mention the inevitable blood.

      Easy solution. Ever cooked a brat or a potato in the microwave? Just grab a fork and poke a few holes in the body and that'll let out the steam. No kaboom. Simple. Now, if you want to keep from even having to do that, just remove all the body fluids and replace them with buckwheat and rice. That way when you nuke it you can also pull the body's arm around your neck for a nice heating pad on the way to work. Enjoy!

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    7. Re:But.... by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      What I want to know is: If this thing is being used in Washington, DC how are they going to deal with all the politicians and lobbyists? As cold-blooded and cold-hearted as they are, there is no way a thermograph is going to pick THEM up.

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    8. Re:But.... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Introducing the RealDoll AutoBuddy! Anatomically correct and comes with 12VDC cigarette lighter plug and internal heaters. Perfect for driving carpool lanes AND when you get lonely, a little quick sex. Not available in Texas, South Carolina, or any state with deep religious convictions. Male models shipped to San Francisco NOT RETURNABLE. Overseas models available: Saudi Arabia, order model RealDoll BurqaBuddy (available only in black). For Iraq, order model RealDoll InsurgentBuddy (rides with you in passenger seat but quickly deflates if Blackwater employees spotted). For Germany, order Realdoll AutobahnBuddy, designed to tolerate braking from 180 MPH to 0 in 6 seconds, using chest-mounted airbags. (Indistinguishable on close inspection from a German barmaid.)

  33. Re:More seriously, that's not what HOV lanes are f by teebob21 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm an asshole so I like to report them.

    You like to report them because you're an asshole.

    -jcr

    I typically don't defend assholes, but the two sentences are grammatically equivalent. One is written Cause --> Effect; the other, Effect ^-- Cause. Another slipup like this might get you sent back to Grammar Nazi boot camp. Achtung!
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  34. Mick and Jerry by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Funny

    If Mick Jagger and his ex drive in a HOV lane they'll get fined: I'm so hot and she's so cold - cold like a tooooomb stone...

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  35. Re:Great by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yes. It also means if you suspect your passenger has died en route to the hospital, you must merge back into the general lanes.

    WWJD.... for a Klondike bar?
    Funny.. I always thought the commercials were saying, "What Would Jew Do...?" Seemed a little bigoted to me!
  36. Udall's Fourth Law by Plutonite · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Udall's Fourth Law: Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you don't like.

    Straight from the slashdot quotes, very convenient. Now the problem with techy solutions, and the reason slashdot geeks will always be skeptical of them, leading to other geeks making fun of the said skepticism as a sort of mature outlook on the matter - the problem is that technology always has loopholes:

    You introduce a harmless little thing like an IR based camera solution and suddenly people buy thin, invisible, heated coating for their seats or windshields that will fool your nifty little cam for a little cost. Camera tech evolves to identify human heat signatures using pattern matching techniques on the images. Spoofing tech evolves to comply. Police begin searches of cars... do you see where this is going?

    I live (and go to grad school) in DC; I honor the code, everybody I know does, and HOV lanes almost never get blocked because of violators, AFAIK. If they do, then maybe the troopers on the road, instead of being busy tossing salad, can keep an eye out for infractions and produce solid cases that nobody can contend. Humans are good for some things. Use them. Automating criminalization is not easy, and should be avoided when possible.

  37. I like it by TheSync · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Speaking as a DC area commuter who takes I-95 in Virginia everyday, this is a great idea.

    When traffic is heavy, any small distraction can turn into a back-up as the flow phase changes from movement to stoppage.

    So on I-95, cops patrol the HOV lanes, and when they find a violator they turn on their lights and pull the miscreant over.

    Meanwhile, the very action of turning on their lights and pulling the miscreant over slows down the traffic in the non-HOV lanes, leading to a back-up.

    I'd much prefer that HOV violators are detected by camera and mailed tickets than stopped by a police car.

    1. Re:I like it by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd much prefer that HOV violators are detected by camera and mailed tickets than stopped by a police car.

      I'd much prefer that HOV lanes be done away with entirely, allowing motorists to use the full available bandwidth of the highway system, and for the police not to waste any resources on counting people and issuing HOV violations.

      I mean, when NEW JERSEY has scrapped a traffic control initiative, you know it has to be a bad idea.

  38. Slug Lines by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    In DC/northern Virginia, and probably elsewhere, they're called "Slug Lines". Very employed people use them, and whole parking lots are set up near the interstate for people to park, and wait in line for another commuter to take them the rest of the way to DC via the HOV lane. Web sites are available to help arrange car pools if you don't like hopping in with just anyone. The biggest slug line downtown is probably at the Pentagon, but I think there are others. I don't know if Maryland has any.

    This makes a whole lot more sense because it actually reduces the number of cars on the road. The HOV lanes are silly anyway, they need a Metro Bus system that doesn't scare away everyone but those with no choice. Or maybe better Metro (light rail) and VRE (commuter train) access. To get to a train station in northern Virginia, you usually have to drive fifteen minutes away from the interstate, through twisty two lane roads, four way stops, and even G^d d*mned subdivisions with 15MPH limits. Every day after work, people huddle near the train doors as it stops, and run to their cars to get out of the parking lot as fast as they can. Few have the luxury of being the first to wait in traffic on the main road or interstate while the rest curse the stupid road planning for what would otherwise be a perfect alternative to spending three hours driving thirty miles up the interstate.

    1. Re:Slug Lines by doug141 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      they need a Metro Bus system that doesn't scare away everyone but those with no choice

      Any idea how to do this without getting the ACLU all worked up?
  39. Definitely not a new violation of rights by adatepej · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They're just automating an inspection that could have been performed by cops on the ground. I know because I got a ticket for driving in the stupid carpool lane once. And you're already in public in a vehicle where you're, at most, shielded from plain view by a bit of glass. Which is to say you're not shielded from plain view.

    So, unless law enforcement plans to use this technology to see something it's not already capable of seeing, e.g. using it to see through the walls of your home, I don't think this is a big deal.

    1. Re:Definitely not a new violation of rights by ultranova · · Score: 3, Informative

      So, unless law enforcement plans to use this technology to see something it's not already capable of seeing, e.g. using it to see through the walls of your home, I don't think this is a big deal.

      Dunno about you, but my home has heat insulation in the walls. And in any case, infrared is only slightly more penetrating that visible light, so it couldn't be used for seeing through opaque objects anyway.

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    2. Re:Definitely not a new violation of rights by Plutonite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      RTFA: they are not detecting heat signatures, they are shooting IR at the car's passenger locations and judging the returned rays given previously known "reflective properties" of human skin. It may be harder, but less costly (energy wise) to spoof, especially if thin transparent coating for the head-rests with just the right "properties" can be made. No need to heat anything.

    3. Re:Definitely not a new violation of rights by ultranova · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are actually quite good reasons for having it reflect IR.

      So it doesn't turn into a dutch oven in August?

      Actually, it's the prevention of the passage of infrared waves which causes the greenhouse effect. Light enters through the glass and is absorbed into various surfaces, which heat up as a result; the warm surfaces radiate the heat away in infrared radiation, but if the glass doesn't let them through, they rebound and are reabsorbed back into the surfaces. Since energy keeps entering the system in the form of visual light, but can't exit, the system heats up.

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    4. Re:Definitely not a new violation of rights by caluml · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And in any case, infrared is only slightly more penetrating that visible light,

      Which is why the stop light is red - red is less attenuated by fog, smoke, etc.

    5. Re:Definitely not a new violation of rights by parcel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They're just automating an inspection that could have been performed by cops on the ground That's what bothers me more than the privacy aspect of this... the automated law enforcement. Same deal with the red light cameras they put up all over the area (at least, Loudoun and Fairfax counties)... A friend of mine got an automated ticket for being 0.1 seconds under the red. And we have some short yellows, that are difficult to stop for in good conditions. If it was raining, you could easily end up fishtailing into an intersection trying to stop for the silly things.

      I've been in a lot of squealing-tires, near-accidents to avoid these cameras in situations that, were the enforcement done by a human being who could apply rational judgement, would be ignored (barring cops on a power trip - and most here seem to be good, rational people).

      So, that's exactly what scares me... this general migration towards automated law enforcement.
    6. Re:Definitely not a new violation of rights by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 3, Funny

      RTFA: they are not detecting heat signatures, they are shooting IR at the car's passenger locations and judging the returned rays given previously known "reflective properties" of human skin. It may be harder, but less costly (energy wise) to spoof, especially if thin transparent coating for the head-rests with just the right "properties" can be made. No need to heat anything.

      Finally a reason to upholster my car with human skin!

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    7. Re:Definitely not a new violation of rights by adatepej · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They're just automating an inspection that could have been performed by cops on the ground
      That's what bothers me more than the privacy aspect of this... That's totally legitimate. And understandable. However, the problem that you described, saying

      A friend of mine got an automated ticket for being 0.1 seconds under the red. And we have some short yellows, that are difficult to stop for in good conditions. If it was raining, you could easily end up fishtailing into an intersection trying to stop for the silly things. isn't really down on the automated ticketing. The problem sounds to be the shortness of the yellow. If the yellow was long enough to accomodate drivers who are 1) driving near the speed limit and 2) do not have enough room stop before entering the intersection after the yellow light starts -- if it was long enough that any driver at or reasonably below the speed limit could make it through the intersection after seeing the yellow and realizing he hadn't the time to stop (without spilling his half-full coffee), then what's wrong with the law being enforced to the letter, even if we get one of these damn robats to handle it? (Robats, like Baston.)

      If the yellow was sufficiently long, being caught under the red for 0.1 seconds would be rightly and reasonably prosecuted then, right?

      So, although I can understand automation of law enforcement engendering a sort of unreasoned aversion in those of us who hate to see Big Brother wrap its tentacles any tighter around every inch of an ancient world, I think a lot of the problem people have with automation sounds like the beef is really with law enforcement in general. I.e., the complaint about automation is simply that it increases the total of law being enforced.

      If we craft our laws carefully, there is no reason not to want to see those laws enforced perfectly, and there isn't any reason to worry about how breaks in the law are detected. (You get what I'm saying ... there's always "reason to worry" about anything this important, but you know what I mean.)

      When you're dealing with automation of law, you need to make sure that:
      1) the law has a truly defined hard edge rather than a "spirit" -- this means some laws that are about "spirit" rather than definition are not eligible.
      2) that the set of instructions that define how a "break" in the law will be detected are completely defined, i.e., you have to be ready to program them.


      So, basically, any crime which was going to be detected automatically using tech would have to be defined rigidly enough to program it into a computer. If the law was a good one in the first place, and doesn't need human interpretation (which I don't think is true of the traffic lights, despite what is partially implied by your post) we should be fine.

      And this would have to start with legislators. Maybe somebody should find them a copy of Logo so they can get familiar with the concept of thinking and speaking clearly. ;)
    8. Re:Definitely not a new violation of rights by skeevy · · Score: 2, Informative

      And we have some short yellows, that are difficult to stop for in good conditions. If it was raining, you could easily end up fishtailing into an intersection trying to stop for the silly things.

      If you are driving too fast to comply with traffic regulations such as stopping for a light, then regardless of condition, regardless of posted speed limits, you are speeding.

      You still deserve a ticket.

  40. So many suggsted avoidance schemes, but... by clickety6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So many suggested avoidance schemes, but haven't any of you actually thought that maybe you could just car pool instead? Easy solution and so much better for the environment. Plus you might actually get some stimulating conversation on the way rather than the inane radio DJ chatter ;-)

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  41. Re:More seriously, that's not what HOV lanes are f by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I car-pool to work every day, and it pisses me off to no end when single occupant vehicles use the HOV lane, but then, I'm an asshole so I like to report them.

    It's the people who won't obey traffick rules who are assholes, not the people who report them. I've been nearly killed numerous times by cretins who run the red light, go over the speed limit, take a shortcut through the left line in left turns, won't use the turn signal, drive through crossroads without any regard for other traffick, just have to pass the car in front of them despite there being incoming traffick, jump from line to line randomly, etc.

    Fine them till they go banckrupt, then lock them away for life and throw away the key. Or at the very least take away their licenses and damn cars. The roads aren't a fucking playground, they're a public utility, and screwing up there gets people killed. The traffick rules should be enforced with the fervor appropriate to the risks breaking them causes; namely, they should be enforced as matters of life and death, since they are.

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  42. Obligatory... by ibentmywookie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doctor: ... misuse of the cadavers-
    Dr. Nick: I get here faster when I drive in the car pool lane.

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  43. How about my big dog? by gelfling · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dog Body Heat = 1 standard human commuter unit.

  44. Washington DC by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's clear that people are not significantly incentivized to use the carpool lanes. Not true at all in the DC area. There are several rideshare organizations and slug lots to accommodate those who want to use the carpool lanes.

    Moreover, conflicting schedules (particularly after work) and the impossibility of spontaneity provide heavy disincentives toward their use. That's why you ave slug lots. People line up in those lots and motorists pick people up from the lines. It doesn't matter if your schedule conflicts with your carpool buddies, because your buddies will be different on the way home.

    People who live in Arlington or Falls Church, especially, could have to go miles out of the way to get to work, despite having a major traffic artery in their back yards. Jumpin' Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. Please don't tell me you consider I-66 to be a "major traffic artery". Because of Arlington's pigheadedness, Route 50 has more travel lanes through Arlington than Interstate 66.

    And anyway, Falls Churchians and Arlingtonians have plenty of roads other than 66 to choose from. Hell, you can't even get onto 66 going Eastbound from half of Arlington, anyhow.

    more efficiently spent toward carbon offsets I've never understood this whole carbon offsets thing. Is there any actual legal framework with teeth in place to force emitters to purchase "carbon credits"?

    Even if there was such a thing, I would be against it for this purpose. Why should we prefer to spend our "carbon emition" resources on ParkingLot-66 as opposed to actual production of useful goods? To me, that seems wasteful.

    Or make the Metro train free to ride; it's already heavily subsidized anyway, and everyone would benefit from increased use. DC Metro is already at capacity. You seem to be familiar with Northern VA, so you've probably heard the term "Orange Crush". The Blue line is at capacity as well.

    There really isn't much more that Metro can do to increase capacity. They're already running many 8 car trains. What metro really needs to do, that they will never do, is add more tracks. Currently, if there is one "sick passenger" on one train in one direction, the entire metro system gets brought to its knees. This is because that line will have to single-track (trains going in both directions on one track), and the resulting slowdown gums up the other lines as well.

    At any rate, I disagree with your assertion that HOV won't change behavior. I know plenty of people who HOV when they otherwise would not. Slug lines further support this position.

    What I think may screw the whole thing up is these HOT lanes. I mean, really. People in NoVA have way more money than time. Why should I bother to pick up slugs if I can just pay $5 or whatever and not even have to slow down?
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