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Microsoft CIO Stuart Scott Gets Axed

avjt writes "Microsoft has terminated its CIO Stuart Scott for 'violation of company policies'. They won't elaborate. Now what do you think this guy has done?" Ya know, I'm positive someone reading this story knows the answer to the mystery... and they could post it anonymously and be totally fine because there will be a hundred other totally wrong guesses and it would be completely impossible to distinguish the two ;)

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  1. He was caught... by kclittle · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... using Ubuntu on his personal laptop.

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  2. Caught in the men's room... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... with an iPhone.

  3. poor bastard put Ubuntu on his kid's laptop (n/t) by toby · · Score: 1, Redundant

    n/t

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    you had me at #!
  4. Re:I know what he did... by EvilRyry · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I heard he was looking on Google for information on how to install Linux on his playstation 3 from his Linux computer.

  5. Heard saying by SnarfQuest · · Score: 0, Redundant

    He was heard saying "I can't find any copyright violations in Linux."

    They fined him $699, and canned him.

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