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Microsoft CIO Stuart Scott Gets Axed

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the well-isn't-that-mysterious dept.

avjt writes "Microsoft has terminated its CIO Stuart Scott for 'violation of company policies'. They won't elaborate. Now what do you think this guy has done?" Ya know, I'm positive someone reading this story knows the answer to the mystery... and they could post it anonymously and be totally fine because there will be a hundred other totally wrong guesses and it would be completely impossible to distinguish the two ;)

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  1. my money's on... by crossb0nez · · Score: 0, Troll

    he bought an iPhone.

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    Rule of Acquisition #19: Satisfaction is Not guaranteed.
  2. iPod by eelke_klein · · Score: 0, Troll

    His daughter bought a cool iPod instead of a lame Zune.

  3. Re:more obvious by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 0, Troll

    Got caught putting Superglue on Ballmer's chair to keep him from throwing it?

    Got convicted of stealing office supplies for turning off Clippy?

    Got caught actually following an ISO without commoditizing it?

    Got caught following an NDA instead of stealing the ideas for pre-release by Microsoft before their partner?

    We could go on all day on this one.

  4. The real reason... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0, Troll

    He started behaving like a convicted monopolist instead of a monopolist. Having a conscience as an executive is not always a desirable trait.

  5. During a random soul check... by stan_freedom · · Score: 0, Troll

    Despite his non-compete contract, it was determined that he still had his soul.

  6. Re:Some information... by Funkcikle · · Score: 0, Troll

    I hardly think this is the time for name-calling. The poor guy is unemployed and has seven (that we know about so far) children to support.

  7. Re:Pretty remarkable by pak9rabid · · Score: 0, Troll

    Two words: sexual harassment.

    Scott: Word around the office if you've got a fat cock.
    Mailroom Employee: Yes, I do..
    Scott: I've got a fat cock too. Maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometime. Maybe a little oil..two fat cocks..together..oil..