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The World's Biggest Botnets

ancientribe writes "There's a new peer-to-peer based botnet emerging that could blow the notorious Storm away in size and sophistication, according to researchers, and it's a direct result of how Storm has changed the botnet game, with more powerful and wily botnets on the horizon. This article provides a peek at the 'new Storm' and reveals the three biggest botnets in the world (including Storm) — and what makes them tick and what they are after."

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  1. Re:Imagine if you will by Deltaspectre · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or if everyone donated their CPU time to botnets!

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  2. spam spam spam spam and more spam by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This article provides a peek at the 'new Storm' and reveals the three biggest botnets in the world (including Storm) -- and what makes them tick and what they are after.

    From the look of things, it appears that their sole purpose is to send me myspace friend requests from lonely, hot girls that have Tom as their only friend, and have selected me as the lucky person who gets to share in viewing their private, personal website, which has many photos of their naked breasts and vagina. Seriously.

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  3. Re:Imagine if you will by Misanthrope · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia botnets donate cpu time to you.

  4. security through obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well thankfully I run Windows, which is inherently more secure than your "open source" systems. These botnet creators can look right inside your operating systems and see the vulnerabilities, whereas with Windows...

  5. Re:Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I installed Storm on my computer and I've never been happier. Downloads are quicker, my mortgage has been refinanced, I made a fortune in the stock market, and my cock is 2 inches longer.

    excellent botnet-er, would bot again++++!++!

  6. Windows based Super Computers by flyingfsck · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the world's largest networked super computer runs Windows. It is sad really, all these hundreds of millions of computers on the planet - half of them sending spam for the other half to filter out. One would think that there should be something slightly more useful for them to do.

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  7. Re:Does it run on Windows? by flyingfsck · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd feel a lot safer if you could get selinux to work on Windows...

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  8. Re:Does it run on Windows? by nsanders · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd feel a lot better if I could get SELinux to work on Linux..

  9. Re:Does it run on Windows? by Torvaun · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a well-known fact that SELinux was developed to confound hackers. It is a less-known fact that the trick is to try to get them to install it.

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  10. Windows is winning by definate · · Score: 5, Funny

    You see this is exactly why Windows is winning. Linux is still yet to provide a credible botnet to face off against the Windows botnet. There's just no comparison, Windows wins every time!

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  11. I like big... by doyoulikeworms · · Score: 4, Funny

    Botnets and I cannot lie... :)