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Major Breakthrough in Direct Neural Interface

jd writes "In a major breakthrough, neurologists are reporting that they can decypher neurological impulses into speech with an 80% accuracy. A paralyzed man who is incapable of speech has electrodes implanted in his brain which detect the electrical pulses in the brain relating to speech. These signals are then fed into computers which covert these pulses into signals suitable for speech synthesis. As a biotech marvel, this is astonishing. Depending on the rate of development it is possible to imagine Professor Hawking migrating to this, as it would be immune to any further loss of body movement and would vastly accelerate his ability to talk. On the flip-side, direct brain I/O is also a major step towards William Gibson's Neuromancer and other cyberpunk dark futures."

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  1. Make sure that... by Starteck81 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...your antivirus software is up-to-date before you plug your brain in cause I hear it really sucks when your brain Snow Crashes!

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  2. what if by rucs_hack · · Score: 5, Funny

    The subject turns out to have Tourettes syndrome?

    OI! [redacted] will you [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] make me a [redacted][redacted][redacted] cup of [redacted] coffee?

    Brain obscenity filters for teh wins....

    1. Re:what if by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Informative

      UP to a certain point I agree. Blanket party, I've had. Shipmates dicking with my fold-n-stow in the boot barracks earned me Marching Party. Two marching parties would have led to "Short Tour", but then the jerks (some among us recruits) figured out I was harmless, and they left me alone. While others claimed Marching Party was hell (PT with 14-lb rifle, at night, during sleep time, from about 2200-0000), I considered it exercise, and I made it just fine. By considering it exercise my mind dissuaded me from trying to cheat. Cheaters ended up with a 2nd Marching Party.

      But, breaking jaws or limbs during or after boot, ehh, I won't go that far. Never know when later on you end up a casualty of friendly fired. Grudges can be held for years, resurfacing when you least expect.

      Remember the race riots of the 70's in the USN? Sailor stabbing one another in their racks (bunks, for you land lubbers)?; sailors ending up in sea bags and tossed overboard for witnessing drug deals at sea?; sailors being cold-cocked/whacked over the head with a dogging pipe or dogging wrench from behind?; the sailor in the 80's who was restrained by multiple shipmates who "raped" him with a pneumatic grease gun's tube and pumped the mil-spec stuff in him, ruining his innards? (they got Leavenworth for that);

      There's a reason you DON'T whack the shit out of people or break limbs. I swear, had that happened to me, I'd have become a serial killer, maybe. Not out of weakness, but out of revenge.

      Fortunately, I kept myself just inside the line of nerd/annoying-but-not-threatening. How? I learned WHEN not to report certain violations. I never turned in people from gambling, slushing, or the like, but I DID prep my pistol to deter a multi-occasion deserter from deserting on my watch when the quarterdeck watch of another ship was watching him and us. Had I looked the other way, they'd have reported seeing the Roving Patrol walking away from someone with a seabag shimmying down the stern quarter mooring line.

      No, the DUR (Dicked-Up Recruits) you weed out despite the expense of acquisition. I only get physical for DEFENSE, not training or offense. But, then I wasn't a Marine or army soldier, either. Nor did I train for SEALs or the like, so fortunately, I was never really NEAR the level of intense training USMC/Army guys might be under.

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  3. More info by niceone · · Score: 4, Informative
    The BBC article is pretty light on detail, and the New Scientist one is subscribers only, but there is more stuff here.

    They have hooked up to 41 neurons and:

    For now, the team is focusing on the building blocks of words. In a series of experiments over the last few years, Ramsey has imagined saying three vowel sounds: "oh", "ee" and "oo". By watching his brain activity, the researchers have been able to identify distinct patterns associated with the different sounds. Although the data is still being analysed, they believe that they can correctly identify the sound Ramsey is imagining around 80 per cent of the time
    1. Re:More info by WombatDeath · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cool! With a bit more work he'll be able to join in the chorus of Old MacDonald.

    2. Re:More info by sseaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thanks, that's quite helpful. I could find no details about this on my own, lacking a New Scientist subscription. He isn't "imagining" these sounds - he's trying to produce them. I suspect they've tapped into the motor cortex, where one of the last stages of motor processing. They're not tapping into "speech" centers - it's simply a motor area associated with articulatory muscles. Not that it isn't impressive, but it's not a step towards mind-reading or better computer-human interfaces unless you suffer from a muscle- or nerve-based speech disorder. We've understood to specific relationships between regions of the motor cortex and muscles in the body for quite some time. Actual language centers are far more mysterious.

    3. Re:More info by fair_n_hite_451 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "oh-ee-oh"

      Well, he can already do a voice over part of the Flying Monkey Chorus if they ever remake the Wizard of Oz.

      This tech is so cool it's not funny.

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  4. Re:Really accurate? by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How do they know they're accurately converting the signals to sound, if they're basing this off a man who has no ability to speak?
    Many people who are unable to speak are able to communicate in some other way (usually, some form of gesture, whether sign language, nodding, blinking, whatever.) It doesn't take a much to be able to indicate "right" or "wrong".
  5. What drives modern science? by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 5, Funny

    What drives the advances of the last couple decades?

    Two desires:

    1. To restore Stephen Hawking's physical body to its former fully-functional form.

    2. To turn Stephen Hawking into a mobile, indestructible cyborg of incomprehensible power.

    1. Re:What drives modern science? by ByteSlicer · · Score: 2, Funny

      3. Cowboy Neal

  6. Wait-- they haven't actually done this yet by raddan · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Read carefully

    Although the data is still being analysed, researchers at Boston University believe they can correctly identify the sound Mr Ramsay's brain is imagining some 80% of the time.

    In the next few weeks, a computer will start the task of translating his thoughts into sounds.

    "We hope it will be a breakthrough," says Joe Wright of Neural Signals, which has helped develop the technology. While this is indeed promising, and I hope that this 'unlocks' this poor fellow, this 'unlocking' has not happened yet. Hopefully, when they are able to decipher these signals, he's not saying, "Kill me" over and over again.
    1. Re:Wait-- they haven't actually done this yet by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's OK, the editors are only able to decipher what TFA says some 80% of the time.

  7. What? by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Electrodes have been implanted in the brain of Eric Ramsay, who has been "locked in" - conscious but paralysed - since a car crash eight years ago.

    What do you do for eight years as a locked in? Wouldn't that drive a normal person insane or dull the mind beyond all recognition? Does anyone know about the mental state of these people?

    -Grey

    1. Re:What? by klenwell · · Score: 5, Informative

      I believe Antonio Damasio addresses this question in one of his books. Apparently, a fortunate side-effect of this condition is it impairs the part of your brain that would normally find this horrific and intolerable and leaves you with a weird sense of acceptance and well-being (IIRC). Otherwise, I guess you just blink a lot and hope they keep the feeding tube hooked up.

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    2. Re:What? by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apparently, a fortunate side-effect of this condition is it impairs the part of your brain that would normally find this horrific and intolerable and leaves you with a weird sense of acceptance and well-being


      Really? I hope so, but that just seems like too much of a coincidence -- like something the caregivers tell themselves so they don't have to deal with the horror of the situation.

      -Grey
    3. Re:What? by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apparently, a fortunate side-effect of this condition is it impairs the part of your brain that would normally find this horrific and intolerable and leaves you with a weird sense of acceptance and well-being (IIRC).

      I think something similar is happening in the US.

  8. Re:Really accurate? by rucs_hack · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm guessing the 80% comes from the fact that this is an issue of the linear separability of signals. Its generally hard to get reliable sensitivity/specificity measures over this that anyone is going to take seriously.

    Sensitivity = percentage number of correct identifications
    Specificity = corresponding percentage of incorrect identifications at each measured sensitivity.

    Probably they can get up to 90%, but from experience I would say the rate of false positives at this sensitivity likely is moving towards exponential increase. It's better to stop at 80%, at least when something is in the early stages.

    This is just guessing of course, I have no understanding of their research, but going from my own work on non linearly separable sets, I'd say this is what's happening.

  9. Re:80% accurracy? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

    80% accuracy is NOWHERE near good enough.
    It's good enough to get you elected president - twice.
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  10. Re:Really accurate? by QRDeNameland · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do they know they're accurately converting the signals to sound, if they're basing this off a man who has no ability to speak?

    I can see it going something like this...

    Researcher: "The machine translates his electrical pulses as 'I'd really enjoy a blowjob from your assistant, Ms. Jenkins.' Ms. Jenkins, do you mind?"

    Ms. Jenkins: "Anything in the name of science!!"

    Researcher: "Well, that ear-to-ear smile is conclusive proof that he is in fact enjoying it. Eureka, it works!!!"

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  11. Mr. Gibson's dark future is a human failure ... by 2TecTom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and not a 'techno-biological' failure. The future's darkness comes from a tyrannical plutocracy which misuses the technology, which could have just as easily been used to save mankind. It is in fact an outgrowth of current economics and politics, not technology. Please, get your stories straight.

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  12. can still communicate by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Diving_Bell_and_the_Butterfly

    he could blink. that's it. yes or no. and with that ability, letter by letter, he wrote a book (with the help of some very patient nurses/ assistants)

    it's coming out as a movie soon too i think

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  13. Been done! by Sqweegee · · Score: 4, Funny

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39133

    "With the new exoskeleton, Stephen will be able to safely handle radioactive isotopes in the high-radiation area of the new supercollider particle accelerator. And his new robo-arms are capable of ripping open enemy tanks like they were nutshells,"

  14. Sadly more likely... by nick_davison · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My wife was in a massive car accident, a decade ago. She was in a coma for a month, suffered brain injuries, a collapsed lung, shattered arm, cracked eye socket, multiply broken jaw, etc. A national merit scholarship winner before the accident, her parents were told that, if she survived, she'd likely never walk much or be able to look after herself again.

    As it happened, she was sufficiently beaten up at the time that she had no concept of how bad her injuries were. She got out of the wheelchair simply because it frustrated her. She went back to working part time simply because she didn't realize she wasn't supposed to be able to. By the time she comprehended what had happened, she'd improved enough that setting impossible goals like "become a personal trainer" weren't quite so impossible. We taught her to read again (yes, even that got messed up) and even managed to get her back in to school - initially only able to pull a 2.0 average but improved each semester.

    In her case, she had an amazing recovery. Yet she, herself, says, "If I'm ever like that again, turn me off." She didn't realize how hurt she was and got lucky with recovering before she did. Understanding now, she has absolutely no desire to try that fight again. She'd rather just call it a day.

    So, sadly, there's a real likelihood that his first words, upon realizing he can finally communicate, after years of being unable to and stuck in a totally paralyzed body, will be, "Kill me." Probably not ideal to have the family in the room for.

    And yes, that entire story was just so I could "drop" that I have a wife in a slashdot post. Cunning, huh?

    1. Re:Sadly more likely... by tjstork · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And yes, that entire story was just so I could "drop" that I have a wife in a slashdot post. Cunning, huh?

      Your wife's recovery and you staying with her, through all of that, is the most poignant thing I have read on Slashdot, ever.

      A story like yours deserves to be told, and demands that we listen.

      May the winds always be at your back.

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    2. Re:Sadly more likely... by papvf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As a slashdot.dot reader it goes without saying that I love to revel in the latest tech but, stories like this one prove that it is people like you and your wife that are the true inspirations in the world. All the tech and science is wasted if it can't benefit people with "real lives" like yours. Like tjstork said: "A story like yours deserves to be told, and demands that we listen." Any that don't listen, cut them selves off to reality and lose out on more than they can dream of. -papvf

    3. Re:Sadly more likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Assuming your story is genuine rather than a dramatic device, you're missing the obvious, which is that she wasn't nearly as badly injured as some incompetent doctor told you. I've worked with several people who have had, to not trivialise your case too much, serious, permanent mental disorders after an accident; they have tried extremely hard to reach any sort of level of normality, but their short-term memory is completely shot, they might suffer psychoses, simple aptitude exercises that do not phase the average 5-year-old are a great challenge to them, etc. "Able to pull a 2.0 average but improved each semester" already demonstrates a massive range of abilities within normal range; the implication that "positive thinking" helps all but the more trivial cases is as insulting to understanding of reality as telling a blind man that all he needs to see is faith.

      What I find saddest about your post, however, is the replies that express surprise that you actually looked after your wife. Anglo-Saxon culture is depressing. My family is a mixture of Spanish and Asian, and I'd be a pariah among everyone I'd ever known if I did anything but provide the utmost care to my partner under those circumstances. Thank goodness the proportion of doctors India is exporting is comparable to the number America is producing for its own shores; then we'll see a better spirit of care and fewer ridiculous prognoses like your wife's, so far from what happened that you felt the need to discuss her recovery in terms of "impossible goals" keeping her going, to imply that she got of our her wheelchair "because it frustrated her". All the drivel of an evangelist, falling just short of appeal to deity. Bring Aristotle back to Western classrooms, please!

      Posting AC because I'm writing this in a horribly unprofessional manner out of sheer frustration; I'm across the hall from a geriatric consultant who would kill me if he saw me writing like this. But I hope the underlying message is clear. Really, I am glad your wife got better, but it's almost certainly because neurological damage was not nearly as bad as claimed, and very little to do with her attitude (though this will have helped accelerate recovery). Sorry.

    4. Re:Sadly more likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      His story is genuine. Or, more accurately, MY story is genuine. My doctors were exceptional. I had two subdural hematomas, one right parietal and one left temporal. The right parietal is the one that was putting pressure on the brain stem. I spent three weeks in the ICU, and three more weeks in inpatient rehab. Then I spent 9 weeks in outpatient rehab, learning how to function in the world again. And THEN I spent 6 more months in therapy. After THAT I lived a quiet, controlled life for a year while I figured out what I personally needed to do to help myself function. I have residual damage, most notably in basic autonomic function.

      No one sees what I do every day to help myself function, or knows what they are seeing if they do notice. My environment is very very controlled. When I was in school I could study for about 30 minutes at a time, then I needed a break. I could study one more time for 30 minutes, and then I needed a nap. My classes had to be at certain times of the day, and in a certain order. Everything I want to retain has to be written down, obsessively, over and over. I have to be able to see it, or spoken words (lectures) mean nothing to me. I struggle every day with sound and auditory stimuli. This is permanent damage. Brain injury never goes away; in my case, I could learn how to work with it.

      As someone who works with these sorts of injuries, you should be first on the block to understanding that every brain is different. It wasn't a trivial case and it wasn't just "positive thinking". It was, and is, a hell of a lot of work.

  15. Re:Really accurate? by Thought1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    They know it's accurate because the voice translation told them it was! It then said something about "robotic voice translator overlords..." We're not sure about that bit. (:

  16. Re:Really accurate? by vux984 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They know it's accurate because the voice translation told them it was! It then said something about "robotic voice translator overlords..." We're not sure about that bit. (:

    Hence the 80%.

  17. This could be really embarrasing for users by JustNiz · · Score: 3, Funny

    how would it bea ble to differentiate between "out loud" voice and private thoughts? This could be really embarrasing for users. Imagine if a secretary (or nurse) walks by when you're in the middle of speaking or dictating a letter:

    Dear sir,
    I am writing wow nice tits and she has a great ass too uh oh wedding ring in order to ask if you would be interested in our new product line of neural-input word processors.

    1. Re:This could be really embarrasing for users by Poromenos1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am actually curious about this. How many of you talk in your head? I have noticed that I haven't done it frequently in a few years, these days the thoughts mainly just "happen". It seems to me as if the thoughts "happen" anyway (in an instant), but people talk to themselves to mull them over or just to pass the time. How many of you talk inside your heads, and how often?

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  18. 80% accuracy... by uwbbjai · · Score: 3, Informative

    It reads: "Dear Aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all"

    What do you want to decipher today?

  19. Re:Really accurate? by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do they know they're accurately converting the signals to sound, if they're basing this off a man who has no ability to speak?

    That was the easy part... they were able to start with the assumption that he just kept repeating "kill me" over and over again.

  20. Re:What about the babies?? by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Would a device like this work on someone who doesn't know how to speak english or better yet a baby that speaks no language at all

    The answer is "Yes" (but not the way you intended) and "No."

    It would work for a non-English speaker IFF that speaker was trying to speak his native language; what they've detected is the brain's intention to produce a SOUND; so, by extension, the interpretation is producing a phonetic representation of the sounds in the person's head.

    It isn't interpreting the concept of the sound (someone isn't thinking of a cat and the word "cat" is produced). It should be possible for someone speaking any language (including a made-up one) to use this system.

    For a baby (who has no word associated with the object), it wouldn't provide any use... unless your conjecture is that a baby doesn't speak because the muscles in her throat aren't strong enough to form words, but her brain knows what sounds would be made. Then... sure, it would work. 8)

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  21. Mmmmyeeaaah, but ... by anticlimate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But your kind of reasoning could also be used inside out, eg: "Mr. Gibson's dark future is a technological failure and not an economical/political one. That nasty future comes from a tyrannical group of technologists who misuse the social system."
    What I want to say is technology and politics/economics are all a creature of humans. It's just as misleading blaming "economics" and "politics" instead of the people misusing the system (who are basically all of us), as it is to blame a particular technology for all of our miseries.

  22. Re:I'm skeptical at best. by hoggoth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > you would need to do some sort of heroic measure of training for each individual

    Not be be callous, but I'm pretty sure they can find time in their busy eating, sleeping, and bedpan changing schedules in order to regain the ability to communicate with the world.

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  23. Re:Really accurate? by dintech · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now you are just putting words in his mouth. :)

  24. Re:Really accurate? by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is great. Now all we have to do is reverse the fucker so it figures out 80% garbage and 20% signal. Then we attach it to congress critters, lawyers, and RIAA stoges. Now we don't have to listen to their shit at all anymore.

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  25. Re:What about the babies?? by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > Would a device like this work on someone who doesn't know how to speak english or better yet a baby that speaks no language at all, if so then we just invented the universal translator, live long and prosper trekkies

    Yes it certainly would. The device works by directly picking up the intent of the subject in a global individual-neutral format. That intent is then translated into English by dictionary lookup and standard text-to-speech software. It would be a trivial matter to subsitiute any other language besides English.
    As an interesting side-note, since the device directly reads a persons thoughts and intent it can also function as a lie-detector, dream interpreter, and as a therapist.

    You sir, have a gift.

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  26. That extra 20% probably wasn't important anyway... by uhlume · · Score: 4, Funny

    Subject's first words? "Dear Aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all."

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  27. Re:Really accurate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article says the man is 'locked in', which means that he not only cannot speak, but he has no voluntary movement whatsoever, even blinking eyelids.

    There was an article recently in New Scientist about this. One problem doctors studying this field have is that since it is an experimental treatment, they need consent of the patient, and how can they get consent if the patient can't communicate?

    With some locked-in patients, they are able to respond based on the acidity of their saliva. They are told to either imagine eating lemons (for yes) or eating milk (for no), and their saliva sympathetically adjusts to their thoughts. Then their saliva is measured. See more here: http://www.mindhacks.com/blog/2007/08/locked_in_with_the_b.html

    Sad to say it, but I suspect the first thing the patient will say is "kill me".

  28. Just make sure the interface.... by StressGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is in the right part of the circut

    I don't always want my "first throught" to be the one that gets verbalized, know what I mean?

    Hi Mrs. Johnson, nice tits!....buts a little big though

    Oh shit....did I say that out loud?

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  29. Re:Really accurate? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Clearly, you have never watched Star Trek. They put him in a little electric wheel chair with a big red light on it. He can make it beep once for "yes," twice for "no."

    And, amazingly enough, he can somehow still get his mojo on if you beam him down to the right planet.

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  30. Re:Really accurate? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 3, Funny

    No need; Ms Jenkins is reputed to be quite competent. ;-)

  31. Research posters by FleaPlus · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those curious, this speech prosthesis research was presented in a number of posters at the Society for Neuroscience (SfN) conference a couple weeks ago. Their six SfN posters can be found on their website here, covering topics like the circuitry they developed, Bayesian signal analysis, and so forth:

    http://migrate.speechprosthesis.org/DNN2/SpeechProsthesisHome/tabid/52/Default.aspx

    There's also a nice blog entry on this over at Neurophilosophy:

    http://scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophy/2007/11/speech_prosthesis.php

  32. I'll raise the BS flag on that by conspirator57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Tyranny has been around since before the stone age. What has technology got to do with it other than increasing the tyrant to subject ratio? The desire to oppress is inherently a human social one. Some will claim (neocons for instance) that we can use tyranny to make things better, but it doesn't work that way. Technology, on the other hand is much more legitimately separable from human motivation (there are a variety of motivations that can lead to most technologies.) Moreover, unlike tyranny, we have a chance of using a given technology only(or at least predominately) for good. Technology is a double edged sword, in part because it and its fruits are actually tools, not motivations unto themselves.

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  33. Re:Really accurate? by sorak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Many people who are unable to speak are able to communicate in some other way (usually, some form of gesture, whether sign language, nodding, blinking, whatever.) It doesn't take a much to be able to indicate "right" or "wrong".

    Remember, it's only 80% accurate. It may be more like "rigm!" or "prong!"

  34. Re:Slashdot. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Judeo-Christian values were at the core
    If, by "Judeo-Christian," you mean "Western," then you are right.

    The majority of Western values do not trace their roots to any of the Middle Eastern religions. They come from other places, such as Greek philosophers.

    In fact, the philosophical foundations of the US are in many ways opposite to the so-called Christian values. Cruel and unusual punishment, for example, is condoned--actually commanded--by the Christian god. Slavery, and the belief that all men are NOT created equal, is a common theme in the Bible.

    The statesmen/philosophers who founded this country may have been Christian, but the documents they wrote to found this country were quite the opposite.
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  35. Obligatory by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear aunt, let's so double the killer delete select all.

  36. Re:Really accurate? by skoaldipper · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have time to kill on lunch. Let's see...

    Right Wrong = 10 letters.

    P in Prong = 1
    M in rigm = 1 (+1 letter missing)
    1 missing = 1/2

    So, (10 - 2.5)/10 = 0.75 ~ 80%

    Your post above not only meets funny standards, but accolades for careful thought in using relevant and accurate choice of words. Well done, sir, well done!

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  37. Re:Really accurate? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Wow, it's actually picking up what I'm salmon."

    "Wait, what?"

    Well, there's my extra marks for funny. Now for the serious part:

    I've taught a few people who couldn't speak how to work their voice. In one case, she would talk a little like Boomhauer from King of the Hiil. "Daddy, mumble mumble me mumble mumble juice mumble mumble counter?" Once she got used to the feedback and the system, she would fill in the mumbled parts with the correct conjunctions. Perhaps that's how the 80% is getting in there. The general idea is understandable, but the syntax is a little peculiar when it comes to the non-critical components of the sentence. Give the guy a few years to work with the implant and I'll bet that his speech will improve.

    Alternatively, the scientists might all be Gen-Y text messengers who can't understand complete sentences.

    "Excuse me, can you get me a phone? I would like to call my wife and tell her I can talk."

    "w8? UR tk :D lol lol"

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  38. You need no Creator to believe in rights by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not duplicity of thought. You just lack understanding. One does not need a creator to imagine a human spirit. In fact, the idea of a creator adds nothing to the idea of the spirit. It just marks an artificial stopping point in the quest for answers: What did it? Creator did it! What made Creator? Don't go there! Dumb.

    Eastern religions have a better word for it: suchness. That is just so, as it is. The idea of spirit relates more to the idea that things are more than the sum of their parts (due to the interaction between the parts, nothing more) than to the idea of some arbitrary creator.

    Human rights are just a social construct that may be revoked at any time whether or not there is a Creator. If this were not true, and there were a creator, then society would be perfect. So either there is not creator, and/or rights are just a social construct. The reason they are not revoked more frequently is because they make sense to individuals. You watch my back, I'll watch yours. It's an idea that even wolves and cows comprehend.

    The only thing the idea of a creator might do for you is to give you some hope to hold on to when bastards are infringing your rights: at least the big dude in the sky will kick these bastards in the nuts when they die. The fact that adult human beings still hold on to this fantasy when it provides them with nothing but illusionary hope is rather humorous.

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  39. Re:Really accurate? by Yetihehe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, but fast direct speech is a LOT faster and less exhausting than wiggling your eyes for each letter.

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  40. Re:Slashdot. by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, most of the founding fathers were Deist, not Christian.

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  41. And yet... by PingXao · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I still can't scan a 50 page document and OCR it without spending hours to clean it up afterwards. Nor can voice recognition software really understand or interpret what I say and lay it out with correct punctuation on paper.

    Those are 2 basic advanced tasks I would expect to be perfected at some point, and until they are I take all these great human-machine interface "breakthroughs" with huge grains of salt.

  42. Re:Really accurate? by fbjon · · Score: 5, Funny
    Reportedly, the first words spoken through this interface were:


    "Frist wrods!!"

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  43. Who's doing the work by mesterha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One has to wonder who is doing the work. Is the paralyzed man adapting to the computer or is the computer learning the brain signals. Either way, it's good work, but I would bet that the way to perfect this type of technology is to "teach" the human to control his neurological impulses. I doubt the technology is directly eavesdropping on his speech.

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  44. Vinge, not Gibson by wurp · · Score: 3, Informative

    Gibson didn't invent cyberspace. Vernor Vinge invented cyberspace (although I don't think he coined the term) in True Names.

    If you haven't read it, I highly recommend it. Read True Names to get a notion of the profound visionary Vernor Vinge is. (Remember it was published in 1981).

    Then read Rainbows End with your newfound respect for Vinge's powers of prognostication, and recognize that you're seeing into the near future.

  45. First words? by PRMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, it was "Hello, World" of course...

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