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IBM Sues Company Selling Fake, Flammable Batteries

Bergkamp10 writes "A Computerworld article is reporting that IBM is suing Shentech for selling laptop batteries that catch on fire and sport allegedly fake IBM logos. IBM apparently followed up on a claim by a customer that an 'IBM' laptop battery bought at Shentech caught on fire and damaged his laptop. The customer reported the problem to Lenovo (who license Big Blue's trademark) who subsequently ordered 12 batteries from Shentech and found them all to be fakes. IBM is asking for US$1 million in damages for each dodgy battery sold."

261 comments

  1. $1,000,000 by Joshua+W+Ferguson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ouch. What a large amount of money. I wonder why they're suing for so much? Probably trying to defend their name. Guess that's what you get for messing with Big Blue. . .

    1. Re:$1,000,000 by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

      I like to think that they're trying to get the fuckers shut down completely. It may be naive of me, but oh well.

    2. Re:$1,000,000 by megaditto · · Score: 0

      Could be the same reason RIAA want $140,000/song.

      Greed.

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    3. Re:$1,000,000 by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah I wonder why they would want to ruin a company who produces counterfeit products with the potential to kill someone by abusing a brand name they have no right to?

    4. Re:$1,000,000 by Loki_1929 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are you insane? $1Million is cheap, frankly, considering how incredibly damaging this could have been for IBM. With enough of these out there, IBM might have been facing a hundred different suits, half of them class-action, from all over the world. That says nothing for the positively massive loss of business they could potentially suffer as a result of a turn in public perception of their products. If just one of those batteries hit the laptop of, say, the CEO of a fortune 500, IBM could see millions in business go *poof* as fast at the battery burns.

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    5. Re:$1,000,000 by jesdynf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not greed. IBM doesn't want the money. They don't care who gets the money. You could burn it like leaves, right in front of them, and you couldn't get IBM legal to give less of a damn. Given their billing rates, you wouldn't WANT their legal team to put out a money fire. Cheaper to let it burn.

      They don't want money. They want *blood*. This is "holy thunder of God Himself"-level wrath, possibly because this is the first *American* seller of counterfeits they've been able to get their yellowed claws on. That I've heard about, anyways. They're going to make an example out of him worst case, and best case they're going to make an example out of him and learn more about any US assets that can be linked to overseas counterfeiters.

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    6. Re:$1,000,000 by webmaster404 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, the RIAA would be justified if someone decided to put songs onto a CD, embed viruses in them to attack OS-X, Linux and Windows while also messing up standard CD-Players, and sporting the Sony or other RIAA-partner's name on it. 100K would be justified because it has the potential to be devastating. For this, 1 mil is probably less then they would have to pay in damages if someone got killed or injured by one of these.

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    7. Re:$1,000,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Per battery.

    8. Re:$1,000,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm particularly amused that they purchased 12... and THEN sued for $1m per sold battery.

    9. Re:$1,000,000 by MrAndrews · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would think the reason they're suing for $1M is so that it makes headlines, so that anyone who might otherwise be keen on suing IBM over their exploding batteries would then know who the real culprits are. They might get some settlement money, but it puts a big red "X" somewhere other than them (and rightly so), which will likely reduce the number of "mistaken" lawsuits they'll have to cope with. I heard once that the amount you seek in a lawsuit has less to do with actual damages, and more to do with how much noise you want to make. The more unreasonable the number, the more you're interested in screaming your point from the rooftops, rather than actually getting the money.

    10. Re:$1,000,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they had to make sure it wasn't a fluke in the battery. If none caught fire then it probably would have been 900,000 per battery, the extra 100,000 is because it was dangerous.

    11. Re:$1,000,000 by Loki_1929 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, very good, the article does indeed indicate that IBM is seeking $1 Million in damages per battery. Something you need to understand about damages is that they do not necessarily mean that 'X' number of dollars were removed from your hands.

      The overall potential damage to IBM of this infringement would be in the hundreds of millions, if not the billions both directly and indirectly for years to come. Asking for massive damages is not unreasonable under those circumstances.

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    12. Re:$1,000,000 by Ecuador · · Score: 4, Insightful

      RTFA It says $1m per counterfeit mark per type of item sold.
      So, if they counterfeited 2 logos on each of 3 types of batteris, IBM is asking for $6M.

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    13. Re:$1,000,000 by stinerman · · Score: 1

      +1

      If Shentech is a corporation, I'd revoke their charter and liquidate their assets at auction. Then I'd prosecute their executives for knowingly infringing on a trademark (is that criminal or civil?).

    14. Re:$1,000,000 by beav007 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Think about it. They have a demonstration that the fake batteries can cause harm to hardware, and most likely to wetware as well.

      I bought a battery with a genuine IBM logo on it and it exploded in my face, destroying my left eye. It then emailed my porn collection to my mother, turned my freezer down and defrosted it, and parked my car in a towaway zone. I'm suing.

      These batteries could open IBM up to litigation, or could have, had they not been discovered. IBM are protecting their name, reputation, and business.

      After all, a lawsuit from a single exploding battery could easily cost IBM more than a million dollars...
    15. Re:$1,000,000 by fred911 · · Score: 1

      Yea... What about the cost expended on the 12 they purchased? Where are the damages for that expense comming from?

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    16. Re:$1,000,000 by evanbd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      $1M is cheap. $1M per battery sold is an attempt to kill the company outright.

    17. Re:$1,000,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You know, -1 Dumbass would be a rather useful mod

    18. Re:$1,000,000 by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      I'm particularly amused that they purchased 12... and THEN sued for $1m per sold battery.

      yeah, they should have ordered a few dozen though.....

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    19. Re:$1,000,000 by YU5333021 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they like drama like Sony does... When the ashes of a molten portable devices stop burning, no publicity is bad publicity. This is a great PR move by IBM on many levels. Court and attorney costs in this case would probably be a lot less than a major advertising campaign. A crusade IN THE NAME of public safety. Plus, they could even make some money out of the whole deal.

      Is IBM's primary goal in this case user safety? It may be a top ten, but not reason enough to do anything about it. If the exploding batteries were not branded IBM, I doubt much action would take place.

    20. Re:$1,000,000 by fireman+sam · · Score: 4, Funny

      Didn't Sony already do this?

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    21. Re:$1,000,000 by grumpyman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree it is not greed. IBM may not care about $1M, $20M or even $500M. It's about their label and name and their reputation. They You may think it is "holy thunder of God Himself", but the very bottom line is money. If not, then what is? You think IBM will defense US citizens from terrorists attack or something?

    22. Re:$1,000,000 by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1

      That's $1,000,000... EACH. We know they sold 12 of them to Lenovo plus the one that blew up, so that's $13,000,000 right there. It's highly unlikely they sold more than just that. If they sold only 500 of them, that's half a billion dollars.

      Of course, IBM/Lenovo can sue for whatever they want -- that doesn't mean they are actually going to win that in court.

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    23. Re:$1,000,000 by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 4, Funny
      Even if I was a friend of the IBM legal team, the "holy thunder of God Himself" line (along with the fact that it's *IBMs* legal team) would scare the shit out of me.

      To counterfeiters: Prepare to be penny/asset-less.

    24. Re:$1,000,000 by jmac1492 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Exactly, the RIAA would be justified if someone decided to put songs onto a CD, embed viruses in them to attack OS-X, Linux and Windows while also messing up standard CD-Players, and sporting the Sony or other RIAA-partner's name on it. Hell, with how lawyer crazy they are, I bet the RIAA would go crazy if someone even went around making CD's that just screwed up Windows computers and put Sony's name on it.
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    25. Re:$1,000,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you all didn't read the article properly... It says specifically $1 million PER COUNTERFEIT UNIT SOLD.

      Say that Shentech sells 1000 batterys... that suit has just become a $1 billion dollar suit... 1 million batteries sold? $1 trillion dollars. NOW do you get the picture? :P

    26. Re:$1,000,000 by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      Hell, with how lawyer crazy they are, I bet the RIAA would go crazy if someone even went around making CD's that just screwed up Windows computers and put Sony's name on it.

      HUSH! Based on their track record, i guess Sony themselves could do that. Don't give them any ideas!

    27. Re:$1,000,000 by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      It's called defense of trademark. On steroids. PR is only a part of it. If this abuse of brand was allowed to continue, T.J Watson would stop rolling in his grave and go zombie on the legal team.

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    28. Re:$1,000,000 by jesdynf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, no, but the scary "terrorist attacks" aren't exactly something that occupy a lot of my mental attention. Or any, come to it. I'm not sure what the thrust of your complaint is -- yes, they're doing it for money, and in rooting for them I suppose I *am* using precious seconds that could otherwise be supporting our troops or staying the course or accomplishing the mission but... so?

      And even acknowledging that nothing more than the pursuit of money (or the indirect pursuit of money through rigorously establishing a reputation for quality merchandise and vigorously punishing those who would fradulently tarnish that reputation, which doesn't really sound all that bad to me)... well, watching an invincible titan tear apart bad people for a good cause is quality entertainment, there's no two ways about it.

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    29. Re:$1,000,000 by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Chinese counterfeit goods maker being executed through vivisection? How loud would you like me to cry?

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    30. Re:$1,000,000 by evanbd · · Score: 1

      I'll bring the popcorn if you'll bring the soda...

    31. Re:$1,000,000 by smartr · · Score: 1

      IANAL, and I really don't know, but my instinct is to say civil. That isn't to say they shouldn't be nailed with criminal charges of wire and mail fraud. Never mind if they had knowledge of said fraudulent battery explosions...

    32. Re:$1,000,000 by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      I think it's the legal equivalent to sticking-their-heads-on-poles-as-a-warning thing.

      It's usually quite effective.

    33. Re:$1,000,000 by 5of0 · · Score: 1

      Of course, I don't have mod points any more...maybe it's just because it's 3AM, but that's one of the funniest things I've read on /. in a while.

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    34. Re:$1,000,000 by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Remember how much flak Nokia got for exploding or melting batteries. Their defense was that those are counterfeits but there was no good way to tell a fake from a real one. IBM wants to avoid that problem.

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    35. Re:$1,000,000 by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I would go for criminal negligence or selling explosives or whatever you can get. Selling a product that ignores safety standards and endangers the user is most likely criminal.

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    36. Re:$1,000,000 by voss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      IBM will spend more money on this lawsuit than they get...

      This is not about generic batteries, if Shentech sold "Ibm compatible" batteries
      that melted and burned then Ibm would say "not our battery...not our problem". Plenty
      of companies legitimately sell 3rd party ibm compatible batteries of reasonable quality.

        Shentech was supposedly selling counterfeit batteries with ibm logos.

      Its about
      1) Protecting their public image
      2) Protecting their trademark
      3) Protecting customers who are trying to buy legitimate ibm sold/authorized products

      Anyone comparing this to RIAA is a clueless moron.

      IBM has spent 70 years developing a sqeaky clean reputation. Heck they even spent money
      developing linux products. When ibm products malfunction because of ibms mistake they just
      replace things free of charge.

      They have enough problems with legitmate batteries made by sony

        They deserve to put counterfeiters heads on pikes...these counterfeiters are potentially
      injuring ibms customers.

    37. Re:$1,000,000 by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      Best. Comment. Ever.

    38. Re:$1,000,000 by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1
      The Nazgul are on the ride!

      Counterfeiter's Lawyer: "I'm holding a settlement offer. You should know that there are several references to your 'flayed carcass'."
      Counterfeiter: "Yikes! Have you started work on a counter-offer?"
      Lawyer: "This is my counter-offer. You don't want to know what they were demanding." (Shudders)

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    39. Re:$1,000,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot. Seriously.

      Please don't post here anymore.

    40. Re:$1,000,000 by kalirion · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Think about it. They have a demonstration that the fake batteries can cause harm to hardware, and most likely to wetware as well.

      Not to mention crotch-wear.

    41. Re:$1,000,000 by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, given the aborted-bitchslap they almost received in the early 1980's (anti-trust case settled), I'd say IBM has only spent about 25 years developing a squeaky-clean reputation... that that's still worth the lawsuit.

    42. Re:$1,000,000 by Gage+With+Union · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've always argued that if we're going to have corporate personhood and the death penalty, we should also have corporate death sentences. Do something nasty enough, and your corporation is dissolved, all chief officers imprisoned, holdings distributed, child corporations borked, etc. After all, if the real death penalty's purported deterrent effect is at all true, we should see some results. )

      I don't think it would probably help here, as Shentech will probably just reappear in a different guise with same backers, but it'd be a nice threat against corporate malfeasance. Also, it's a handy story for appearing combative at cocktail parties.

    43. Re:$1,000,000 by YU5333021 · · Score: 1

      IBM has spent 70 years developing a sqeaky (sic) clean reputation.

      2007-70=1937 I am not sure if you are familiar with IBM's dealings in late 30's early 40's, but I would put IBM's squeaky clean rating at a bit less than 70.

      ...heads on pikes...

      Yes, heads on pikes. Or gas chambers. Go IBM!!

      Anyone comparing this to RIAA is a clueless moron.

      Oh be nice! You can belittle someone without resorting to name-calling.

  2. Shentech's only address is in Flushing, NY. by mmell · · Score: 5, Informative

    They're in the US - it should be possible to track their warehouses and resources via shipping records. Let loose the Nazgul!

    1. Re:Shentech's only address is in Flushing, NY. by abigor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mailing address in NY, but I would bet anything they're based in China.

    2. Re:Shentech's only address is in Flushing, NY. by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      Only barely--read their website. The author couldn't have made it more clear that he was Chinese if he had written the site in Mandarin.

    3. Re:Shentech's only address is in Flushing, NY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wise old Confucius say: Educated customer is best customer.

    4. Re:Shentech's only address is in Flushing, NY. by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1
      Let loose the Nazgul!

      Since their slogan is I Burn Machines, they might successfully argue it was simply a misunderstanding that that abbreviation was already used by some smallish, obscure company.

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    5. Re:Shentech's only address is in Flushing, NY. by RobertM1968 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Let loose the Nazgul!

      Indeed... and not just should it be really simple... as do they have a PO Box in Flushing (as someone else mentioned), but they have a Queens Fax Number: 718-504-3790. Verizon says it's a land line. "(718) 504-3790 is a land line based in New York City Zone 6, NY. The registered service provider is Global Naps**."

      That means there has to be someone somewhere in NY... and in NY, as mentioned in the article, making money through criminal activities is treble damages... (3X)...

      In addition to that, someone indicated it would be difficult to sue the company if it was based in China. There is (1) obviously someone in the US involved in this (Shentec), and (2) IBM does business in China... but first step would be US, and (3) Shentec is also using Lenovo's trademarks... and they definitely have a major China presence (to initiate suit there).

      Im sure IBM's lawyers are smart enough to know what they are doing, and wouldnt be surprised that IBM lays the groundwork for them - or Lenovo - to continue in China.

      As of now, Shentec is still selling "IBM" & "Lenovo" batteries...

      I think IBM (and Lenovo) are gonna burn Shentec even faster than Shentec's batteries burned!!!

    6. Re:Shentech's only address is in Flushing, NY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, I read somewhere that Chinese state owns a substantial share in Lenovo - Shentec won't be able hide regardless of jurisdiction (China or the US). Rememeber, the Chinese anti-corruption tzar got *executed* after the Chinese toys scandal.

      Shit WILL hit the fan.

    7. Re:Shentech's only address is in Flushing, NY. by spydabyte · · Score: 1

      IBM does not only just "do" business in China. Lenovo was a daughter company of Big Blue several years ago. They had been the actual manufacturers of IBM computers for some time. Recently they acquired the computer division of IBM and now own the trademarks. So nothing was changed about the hardware, the upper management and money was just shifted around a bit. Mother has Daughter, Daughter eats Mother. Lenovo is a Chinese based company as well. And I wonder if they're going to return the batteries they bought that exploded... "Instead of batteries, package contained bobcat. Would not buy again A--"

    8. Re:Shentech's only address is in Flushing, NY. by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      Or by the burning warehouses.

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    9. Re:Shentech's only address is in Flushing, NY. by innnnate! · · Score: 0

      Flushing - ouch! I bet the new Mets stadium has something to do with this...

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  3. Flammable Batteries by ninjapiratemonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shentech's slogan: They're the hottest product on the market!

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    1. Re:Flammable Batteries by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I think Sony probably has that title sewn up.

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    2. Re:Flammable Batteries by toomanyhandles · · Score: 5, Informative

      Given that the coffee lawsuit was totally justified (McD's had been cited by inspectors many times) for setting their coffee machines too hot--- by law, there's a max temp. 3rd degree burns should not occur without 30 seconds of exposure to the liquid; they had theirs set so that 3rd degree burns would occur in 3 seconds. So- despite your reference to a supposed "frivolous lawsuit", your post is actually more accurate than you believed--- both would be suits brought for good cause.

    3. Re:Flammable Batteries by Tawnos · · Score: 5, Informative

      Mod parent up, he's correct, and therefore not trolling (similar to the fact you can't be libelous if you speak in fact), in that the McDonald's coffee case is often incorrectly dragged out as an example of the need for tort reform:
      http://lawandhelp.com/q298-2.htm
      http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm

    4. Re:Flammable Batteries by toomanyhandles · · Score: 2

      THANK YOU. The troll mod really bugged me.

    5. Re:Flammable Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Bull. People like their coffee hot. McDonalds was simply serving the wants of their customers. If the local inspectors had a problem with the temperature, it should have been pursued as as code violation, not a civil lawsuit. "Legal" coffee is still hot enough to burn you up.

      This is the poster child for a frivolous lawsuit!

    6. Re:Flammable Batteries by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Informative

      they had theirs set so that 3rd degree burns would occur in 3 seconds.

      And as I like to point out whenever this topic comes up because a lot of people don't seem to realize, "3rd degree burns" means burns like these which can only be treated with these.

      Now imagine that was on your crotch.

      There's always somebody who says something like "LOL what an idiot, everyone knows you have to be careful with coffee because it's HOT!" Well everyone I've ever met must be an idiot, because I've never seen anyone treat coffee like it could do that to you in seconds. It'd be like seeing someone casually set a lit acetylene torch in their cup holder as they drove around. There's oops-ouchie hot, and there's skin-grafts-on-the-crotch way too fucking hot.

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    7. Re:Flammable Batteries by adona1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      So I guess they'll be having a firesale pretty soon :)

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    8. Re:Flammable Batteries by jedidiah · · Score: 1, Troll

      There's a considerable different between "hot" and clearly unsafe.

      When multiple people sue you for severe burns, it's time to turn the thermostat down. Supressing information regarding these incidents is not the answer.

      McD's rightfully got slammed for egregious information hiding.

      Transfat and coffee that can give you 3rd degree burns is fine so long as there's full disclosure.

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    9. Re:Flammable Batteries by toomanyhandles · · Score: 1

      Now THAT's a troll. Did you read the links the next poster provided? McD's Quality Assurance person said they had settled many hundreds of similar suits, they knew people were getting burned and didn't care, and the little old lady in question only sued when they refused to pay her medical bills. Pursued as code violation-- that's rich. They had been cited repeated, burned many many people, and the "codes" don't let anything be done about it.

    10. Re:Flammable Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, didn't know there were so many little old ladies on /.

    11. Re:Flammable Batteries by WinterNightz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, the greater media neglected to report anything besides "she spilled it on herself and got burned." In actuality, the coffee melted through the bottom of the cup. Not only that, but they had minutes of corporate meetings in which they discussed this problem. They decided that rather than pay the money to replace all of their cups, they would just pay the damages when the problem arises. Seriously, what jury wouldn't give her the money with that evidence presented? (got this information from the Armstrong and Getty radio show a few week back, just fyi.)

    12. Re:Flammable Batteries by fredklein · · Score: 3, Informative

      the coffee lawsuit was totally justified

      No, no, no.

      Stella Liebeck, a passenger in a car, took a cup of hot McDonalds coffe, placed it between her (pointy) knees, and proceeded to PULL the lid off, thereby dumping the coffee in her lap. Instead of pulling the hot-coffee-soaked cloth away from her skin (she was wearing sweatpants), she sat in the puddle of coffee for at least 7 seconds. This resulted in severe burns to her crotch and legs.

      McDonald's quality control managers specified that its coffee should be served at 180-190 degrees Fahrenheit. And you know wht? THEY'RE RIGHT! The National Coffee Assosiation of USA, Inc. (and who would know more about making coffee??) Says you need "a water temperature between 195 - 205 degrees Fahrenheit for optimal extraction" and that "Brewed coffee should be enjoyed immediately!", but if you don't serve it right away "the temperature should be maintained at 180 - 185 degrees Fahrenheit."

      And, just as a slam dunk, even HOME coffee makers use water that hot: check out This link, which clearly states things like "The water is approximately 50F hotter than what's available from your hot water faucet" and keeps water at the ideal brewing temperature of approximately 200F

      So, right there goes any claim that the coffee was "too hot".

      Second- yes, McDonalds has a record of coffee causing burns. The defense was able to find 700 cases (of all severities, from first degree (red skin) to third degree(blisters). In the last 10 years. Nationwide. That's like, 0.003 burns per day per state. Actually, when you factor in how many cups of coffee were sold, you find that only 1 in every 24 million caused a burn. That means, for each person who burned thenselves, 23,999,999 were able to buy coffee without injury.

      How does this make McDonalds coffee 'unreasonably dangerous'? A: it doesn't.

      Look, getting burned is horribly painful. And skin grafts are not pleasant, either. But don't let your feelings of pity toward Stella cloud your Reason. She suffered. Horribly. But it was her own fault, not McDonalds.

    13. Re:Flammable Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that water that takes longer than 30 seconds to cause 3rd degree burns is, in fact, cooler than the temperatures reached in some parts of the US, I'd wonder how much business any coffee store would get serving coffee cooler than the temperature outside. Or did you not know that more than half of the US states have temperature maximums within the range of 110 - 130 F?

      Furthermore, the coffee was spilled on to clothing that took this lady quite a while to remove, up to 30 seconds. It is questionable whether "cold" coffee would have even saved her parts, unless it was served colder than her car interior.

      But hey, don't let logic cloud your judgement, she was horribly scarred through her own actions, and therefore a corporation must pay. I think GM should pay every person who gets a burn from a red vinyl car interior as well (I've seen it happen before!). Heck, while we're at it, I'd like to sue the city for making asphalt sidewalks. They're black and could cause burns to bare feet! And I've never seen the city buy me shoes so therefore it's their fault.

    14. Re:Flammable Batteries by fredklein · · Score: 1
      "many hundreds" of lawsuits sound impressive, until put into context:

      From www.stellaawards.com:

      The plaintiffs were apparently able to document 700 cases of burns from McDonald's coffee over 10 years, or 70 burns per year. But that doesn't take into account how many cups are sold without incident. A McDonald's consultant pointed out the 700 cases in 10 years represents just 1 injury per 24 million cups sold! For every injury, no matter how severe, 23,999,999 people managed to drink their coffee without any injury whatever. Isn't that proof that the coffee is not "unreasonably dangerous"?

    15. Re:Flammable Batteries by fredklein · · Score: 1

      In actuality, the coffee melted through the bottom of the cup.

      Not true, assuming you are referring to the Stella Liebeck case. She placed the cup between her knees and pulled the lid, thereby dumping the coffee into her lap.

    16. Re:Flammable Batteries by merreborn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Given that the coffee lawsuit was totally justified (McD's had been cited by inspectors many times) for setting their coffee machines too hot...

      Starbucks, and many other coffee shops sell their coffee at the same temperatures to this day. My wife, who worked for 3 different coffee shops in college verified this personally.

      --- by law, there's a max temp

      Really? The only applicable law I've heard of sets a minimum brew temperature. If there's a law setting maximum serving temperature of coffee at the time the coffee is served, I'd love a reference.

      Coffee has been served at these temperatures, industry wide, for decades, and continues to be served this hot to this day. At starbucks, customers actually request temperatures of up to 160 degrees F for their steamed milk drinks (lates, etc.) (that upper bound is based *solely* on the fact that the milk will burn and taste terrible if it gets any hotter), and drip coffee is brewed at 200+ degrees F (which is the ISO standard for brewing machines).

      Yes, the woman required reconstructive surgery. She was also an idiot who wasn't appropriate careful with her coffee, and then preceded to sit in the scalding liquid for over a minute and a a half . Anyone with two braincells to rub together should have jumped out of their seat instantly.

      If the McDonald's coffee case had any real merit, it would have had coffee-service-industry-wide effects. Short of a "Caution: hot liquid" disclaimer on hot beverage cups, it simply hasn't. While there have been similar suits brought against every major coffee retailer, they've largely failed.

      See for yourself -- tell your Starbucks Barista you want your late at 160 Fahrenheit. They'll scribble a note on your cup without hesitation. Order a cup of their drip coffee and stick a thermometer in it. You'll find it's no cooler than the coffee in the McDonald's case.
    17. Re:Flammable Batteries by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Yes you are correct.
      Frankly, the coffee should be brewed hot, but have a "cool down" period before being served. My only gripe is that the whole lawsuit was a clusterfuck. Was it a valid suit? yes. Were the damages reasonable? no. Why? Because Mc D's acted like asshats and the jury saw it.

      I personally hate that lawsuit, but was also unimpressed with McDonald's handling of the case pre-trial.
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    18. Re:Flammable Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that the coffee lawsuit was totally justified (McD's had been cited by inspectors many times) for setting their coffee machines too hot--- by law, there's a max temp.

      No, there is no such law.

      Further, McD's has sold hundreds of millions of cups of coffee at this temperature without incident. There have been less than 20 cases of serious injury with McD's coffee, mostly when employees spilled coffee on customers.

      At what point do adults take responsibility for their own incompetence? McD's sells an incredibly safe product. Has the woman drunk coffee before? Has the woman made coffee before? Does the woman know coffee is hot? Yes.

      The issue is not was she seriously injured, but who caused the injury. The woman put a cup of coffee between her legs while seated in the passenger seat of a vehicle and spilled the coffee (I don't recall if the vehicle was moving or not). Why didn't she put it in the cup holder?

      It's a ridiculous case, and shows the need for tort reform.

    19. Re:Flammable Batteries by fredklein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Frankly, the coffee should be brewed hot, but have a "cool down" period before being served.

      Why? Because one person in every 24,000,000 can't handle it?

      Was it a valid suit? yes.

      I disagree. The plaintiff's case was based upon a key point: The coffee was too hot. The fact is, it was not. (I've posted detailed elsewhere in this thread.)

      Because Mc D's acted like asshats and the jury saw it

      Acting like an asshat is not illegal. Neither is preparing beverages in the proper manner. What should be illegal is suing other people for your own clumsy mistakes.

    20. Re:Flammable Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, the greater media neglected to report anything besides "she spilled it on herself and got burned." In actuality, the coffee melted through the bottom of the cup.

      Jesus fucking christ, get a clue. The facts of the case are not in dispute. The cup did not melt. She was a passenger in a vehicle. She put the cup between her legs, and took off the lid to put milk & sugar inside, then spilled it all over herself.

      (got this information from the Armstrong and Getty radio show a few week back, just fyi.)

      Well, you need to listen to people who deal in facts.

    21. Re:Flammable Batteries by fredklein · · Score: 2, Informative
      Those links are interesting, but innaccurate.

      their coffee was served much hotter (at least 20 degrees more so) than at other restaurants.

      Not true.

      more than 700 incidents of scalding coffee burns in the past decade

      This is true- there were 700 burns (of ALL severities) over 10 years. Now, when you factor in how many cups of coffee were sold, you see the real figures: one burn for every 24 MILLION cups sold. That means, for every idiot who burned himself, 23,999,999 managed not to. So... how's that make their coffee so dangerous??

      The woman involved in this infamous case suffered very serious injuries - third degree burns on her groin, thighs and buttocks that required skin grafts and a seven-day hospital stay.

      True, but irrelevent. Bringing this up is an obvious appeal to emotion.

      she wouldn't have brought the lawsuit against McDonald's had the Corporation not dismissed her request for compensation for medical bills

      They didn't do anything wrong, why should they pay her anything?

      Reports also indicate that McDonald's consistently keeps its coffee at 185 degrees, still approximately 20 degrees hotter than at other restaurants

      Not true. The National Coffee Assosiation of USA, Inc. (and who would know more about making coffee??) Says you need "a water temperature between 195 - 205 degrees Fahrenheit for optimal extraction" and that "Brewed coffee should be enjoyed immediately!", but if you don't serve it right away "the temperature should be maintained at 180 - 185 degrees Fahrenheit."

      And, just as a slam dunk, even HOME coffee makers use water that hot: check out This link, which clearly states things like "The water is approximately 50F hotter than what's available from your hot water faucet" and "keeps water at the ideal brewing temperature of approximately 200F"

      The second link you post has:

      Liebeck placed the cup between her knees and attempted to remove the plastic lid

      Was that (placing it "between her knees") safe handling of a cup of hot liquid? No. So, it's her own fault for carelessly handling the coffee.

      McDonalds ... held its coffee at between 180 and 190 degrees fahrenheit to maintain optimum taste.

      Which is right in line with the recomendations.

      coffee served at home is generally 135 to 140 degrees.

      1)notice the way they phrase that- the coffee "served" at home. Is this after beign poured into a (dense) ceramic mug? After adding milk/sugar? After the host/hostess lets it sit to cool? After bringing from the kitchen to the dining room?
      2)as linked to above, home coffee makers use water just as hot (190-205) as McD's does.

      McDonalds' quality assurance manager ...testified that a burn
      hazard exists with any food substance served at 140 degrees or above

      "Bacteria, or other germs, need time, food and moisture (or wetness) to grow; but they won't grow when the temperature of the food is colder than 41 F or hotter than 140 F. The temperatures in between 41 and 140 are in the "Danger Zone." "


      Newsflash: ALL "hot" foot MUST be kept above 140 degrees! Therefore, ALL 'hot' food you buy is "a burn hazard". Funny how people don't seem to burn themselves that often, with all these "burn hazards" about....

      Look, don't get me wrong. It was a horrible thing to have happen. but, McD's did NOT have the coffee too hot. Stella DID mis-handle the coffee. The only logical conclusion: It was her own fault.
    22. Re:Flammable Batteries by Desipis · · Score: 1

      Why? Because one person in every 24,000,000 can't handle it?

      No, because it's a mitigatable risk.

      I disagree. The plaintiff's case was based upon a key point: The coffee was too hot. The fact is, it was not. (I've posted detailed elsewhere in this thread.)

      The temperature that produces optimum flavor is irrelevant. It was "too hot" in the context of safety.

      Acting like an asshat is not illegal.

      It may not be criminal, but needlessly putting other people at risk is a valid reason for a lawsuit.

      McDonald's had quite a few options:
      a) Serve coffee at a safe temperature
      b) Serve coffee in a safe container (sealed and resistant to possible impact or pressure)
      c) Don't serve coffee through the drive through

      But no, they decided to put people at risk just to make a buck. And that is why the lawsuit is valid.

    23. Re:Flammable Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell you what brainiac, why don't you go ahead and give this a try.
      Take 205 degree F (96 C) coffee, and immediately enjoy it as your post suggest.

      Just go on and get a mug out, get a thermometer into the cup, and drink a gulp of 205 degree F liquid.

      That delicous coffee is going to be one of the last things you enjoy eating or drinking for the next few weeks during your hospital stay. Say hi to Dr. Nick for me.

    24. Re:Flammable Batteries by fredklein · · Score: 1
      The temperature that produces optimum flavor is irrelevant. It was "too hot" in the context of safety

      Not true, as I have posted elsewhere. Other restaurants brew/serve at the same temperature. HOME coffee makers brew at the same temp. Heck, the American National Standards Institute says;

      On completion of the brewing cycle and within a 2 minute interval, the beverage temperature in the dispensing vessel of the coffee maker while stirring should be between the limits of 170 degrees F and 205 degrees F (77 degrees C and 96 degrees C).


      How can you still claim that temperature is unsafe?

      McDonald's had quite a few options:
      a) Serve coffee at a safe temperature

      I content the temperature WAS safe, seeing how only 1 person out of every 24,000,000 burned themselves.

      b) Serve coffee in a safe container (sealed and resistant to possible impact or pressure

      Again, if the cup was so unsafe, why did only 0.000000004166% of people burn themselves??
    25. Re:Flammable Batteries by fredklein · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot.

      It's obvious to everyone (except you, I guess) that you don't "gulp" hot coffee. You sip it, which a)pulls only a small volume of liquid into your mouth at a time, meaning there is less heat to dissipate. and b) allows (cooler) air to mix with the liquid, cooling it further.

      I mean, DUH. Besides, if you actually bothered to, you, know, READ my post, you would notice that:

      1) 205 degrees is the UPPER limit for BREWING
      2) Coffee should be "maintained at 180 - 185 degrees" (that's a direct quote from my post, as well as from the National Coffee Association.
      3) No matter what you say, 23,999,999 people managed to drink McDonalds coffee safely for every one who got burned.

      Just go on and get a mug out, get a thermometer into the cup, and drink a gulp of 205 degree F liquid.

      Irrellavent, this was a DRIVE THRU. You know, where most people drive up, get their coffee, then continue to drive another 30 minutes (or whatever) to work. In that extra driving time, the coffee cools.

      Shove that in your coffee cup and gulp it.

    26. Re:Flammable Batteries by Twisted+Willie · · Score: 1

      You know, there's a difference between serving coffee in a ceramic mug, or serving it in a styrofoam cup.

      Guess which one lets the coffee cool down to safe drinking/handling temperature within 2 minutes?

    27. Re:Flammable Batteries by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Stella Liebeck, a passenger in a car, took a cup of hot McDonalds coffe, placed it between her (pointy) knees, and proceeded to PULL the lid off, thereby dumping the coffee in her lap. Instead of pulling the hot-coffee-soaked cloth away from her skin (she was wearing sweatpants), she sat in the puddle of coffee for at least 7 seconds. This resulted in severe burns to her crotch and legs.

      First, there's actually a separate issue with the lid having been secured too tightly, making it impossible to remove without spilling. Secondly, lady was old. 7 seconds to pull down her sweatpants (and probably underpants since it had soaked through) is about the reaction time I would expect. Hell, takes me about that long when I'm sitting down.

      Actually, when you factor in how many cups of coffee were sold, you find that only 1 in every 24 million caused a burn. That means, for each person who burned thenselves, 23,999,999 were able to buy coffee without injury. How does this make McDonalds coffee 'unreasonably dangerous'? A: it doesn't.

      If something is capable of causing severe injury to a person within the realm of reasonable use and predictable accident, the statistical improbability of that happening doesn't matter. If I had a Sony battery that burned up my entire apartment, is Sony off the hook because 24 million other Sony battery users didn't have their domiciles destroyed by their battery?

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    28. Re:Flammable Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see, vacuous appeal to authority in the whole "American Coffee Association" canard, the ludicrous claim that you should drink coffee at 200 degrees right out of the maker, blatant appeal to majority argument... and you get modded 5.

      What the hell, Slashdot.

    29. Re:Flammable Batteries by fredklein · · Score: 1

      And there is a difference between coffee served at home and in a drive thru.

      Guess which one lets the coffee cool down to safe drinking/handling temperature as you continue your drive to work?

    30. Re:Flammable Batteries by inviolet · · Score: 1

      Just go on and get a mug out, get a thermometer into the cup, and drink a gulp of 205 degree F liquid.

      In addition to what was been replied to you already, let me point out that the temperature is the reason why coffee straws are so slender. When it's hot, one can drink only teensy sips, and only after the coffee has passed through a tube whose ratio of surface area to cross-sectional area is high (for cooling).

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    31. Re:Flammable Batteries by fredklein · · Score: 1

      If I had a Sony battery that burned up my entire apartment, is Sony off the hook because 24 million other Sony battery users didn't have their domiciles destroyed by their battery?


      Well, I don't see how you could possibly claim their batteries are "unreasonably dangerous".

    32. Re:Flammable Batteries by fredklein · · Score: 1
      the whole "American Coffee Association" canard

      canard
      noun
      1. hoax: a deliberately false report or rumor


      Nope. I even posted a link to their site. It's not a hoax.

      the ludicrous claim that you should drink coffee at 200 degrees

      Strawman. Coffee should be maintained at 180-185, not 200. 200 is the BREWING temperature.

      blatant appeal to majority argument

      "If many believe so, it is so."

      Nope, more like "if 23,999,99 out of 24,000,000 people don't hurt themselves, it's not "unreasonably dangerous"". Quite different.

      Let's see. Lie, Strawman, inaccuracy in an AC posting. Yup, it's Slashdot!
    33. Re:Flammable Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there's a law setting maximum serving temperature...I'd love a reference.
      Apparently there is! And this law exists everywhere! (Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_point)
    34. Re:Flammable Batteries by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Because during normal operation, they burst into flames and burned down my entire apartment! Why do you think they issue a product recall on these batteries if only 1 out of 100,000 of them will ever catch fire? Because remote probability is no defense against the company's liability for making a dangerous product. Let's say 1 out of 100,000 Sony batteries manages to catch fire, 1 out of 10 manages to do so while the user is not present (battery is used more while the computer is more active, and most computers are active only when they're being used at the moment), and 1 out of 24 times the laptop is left sitting so that the battery is in direct contact with easily flammable materials. That adds up to a 1 out of 24 million probability that my house gets burned down by the laptop battery, but that is still no argument that Sony would not be liable.

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    35. Re:Flammable Batteries by fredklein · · Score: 1

      Because during normal operation, they burst into flames and burned down my entire apartment!

      No, ONE apparently caused a fire. Freak accidents happen all the time. Doesn't mean the product involved is faulty. More likely, the user mis-used or mis-handled the product.

      If I'm standing on the top step of a rickety stepladder, drunk, juggling Ginsu Steak Knives, and slip and fall off, and one of the knives cuts my eyelid off, can I sue Ginsu for selling knives that are "unreasonably dangerous"? No- it wasn't the knive that were dangerous, but rather my handling of them.

      If Ginsu advertises their knives as "unbreakable", but I manage to break one (after freezing it in liquid nitrogen, exposing it to anti-croniton radiation, and cross-circuiting the warp core with the deflector dish), can I sue them? No- because I exposed it to extremely non-normal conditions.

      Once again- freak accidents happen. That doesn't prove the product is dangerous.

    36. Re:Flammable Batteries by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      More likely, the user mis-used or mis-handled the product.

      While I was leaving it completely unattended. Besides, I'm not the only one whose battery burst into flames--just the only one whose house burned down by now.

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    37. Re:Flammable Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Irrellavent, this was a DRIVE THRU. You know, where most people drive up, get their coffee, then continue to drive another 30 minutes (or whatever) to work. In that extra driving time, the coffee cools.

      YOU might buy coffee and then sit it there and not drink it for another 30 minutes, but most people buy coffee to drink it. Show me where the coffee instructions say, "Takes a full 30 minutes to cool to a consumable temperature, do not drink or open lid before then".

      And no, "coffee may be hot" is not equivalent. I know that coffee made at home can usually be consumed within a minute or two of pouring into a mug, because the process provides proper heat dissipation for a beverage prepared with that much heat.
    38. Re:Flammable Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes, yes...

      "...and keeps water at the ideal brewing temperature of approximately 200F..."

      the quote does indicate which temperature is safe to handle, it states optimal BREWING temp. If you're serving cofee to-go it's your responsibility to assure that the cofee is safe to handle.

    39. Re:Flammable Batteries by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Calling this a third degree burn is not the best possible description, because third degree burns are generally understood to include charring, which cannot occur at standard pressure with liquid water. A better description is severe scalding.

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    40. Re:Flammable Batteries by merreborn · · Score: 1

      If there's a law setting maximum serving temperature...I'd love a reference.
      Apparently there is! And this law exists everywhere! (Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_point)


      HAH!

      Somebody mod this guy up
    41. Re:Flammable Batteries by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      because it's a mitigatable risk.

      Just because you can mitigate a risk, doesn't mean that you should have a legal obligation to mitigate it. People deal with thousands of unlikely but serious risks every day, and it's absurd to suggest that every one should be eradicated at all costs when it's attached to a business in some way.

      It was "too hot" in the context of safety. ... But no, they decided to put people at risk just to make a buck. And that is why the lawsuit is valid.

      The risks were smaller than the plaintiffs would have faced preparing the same breakfast for themselves and carrying it to their cars. Last I heard, the FDA ignores risks that are smaller than one in a million, and there's no reason that a business should be held to a higher standard.

    42. Re:Flammable Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU might buy coffee and then sit it there and not drink it for another 30 minutes, but most people buy coffee to drink it.

      SO, you advocate unsafe driving?

    43. Re:Flammable Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, isn't the ratio of surface area to cross-section a constant, Pi?

      Therefore, the degree of cooling depends on physical size (more is better), and flow rate.

    44. Re:Flammable Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how many fkn times do you want to post the same argument to this thread? i know it must suck that you lost the court case but you still got paid, right?

    45. Re:Flammable Batteries by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      The temperature that produces optimum flavor is irrelevant. It was "too hot" in the context of safety.

      Like many cars today have too much horsepower, in the context of safety.
      Like knives are too sharp, in the context of safety
      Like how hammers are too heavy, in the context of safety.

      FACT: People like their coffee hot. They demand that it be served so. This was born out in Lincoln, NE in the months after this lawsuit.

      For about a week many places stopped selling coffee. After that a number of places turned the temperature of their coffee down to what the court considered 'safe'. Their sales plummeted. They turned the temperature back up, and sales returned.

      As fred has noted, people manage to handle ~24 million cups of McDonald's coffee safely. This is a better statistic than being able to drive to work and home safely. This is less than the odds of winning many lotteries. Drinking a cup a day, you'd expect to get injured(not even as badly as this woman) less than once every 65K years.

      In addition the woman was a combination of contributing factors - unsafe lid removal*, advanced age reducing reflexes to limit damage, clothing that readily saturated with the coffe**, etc...

      With this in context, should McD's take a close look at their coffee cups? Sure - but the question becomes, what can be done? Make an old-person resistant lid? Slather even more warning labels that people ignore on it?

      One thing would be the dunken donets idea - rather than waste money handing out a half dozen creamers and sugar packets, ask people what they want, have a big dispensor, hit the appropriate buttens to cream/sugar the coffee before slapping the lid on. Cost of machine and labor eventually paid for by happy customers and reduced disposable packet usage.

      But that's not exactly a common service yet even today.

      *One poster commented it took too much force to take the lid off - what about the flipside of 'lid came off accidentally'?
      **Sweats would act like a towel, soaking it up. Jeans or many other fabrics wouldn't have held as much, limiting damage

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  5. Unhelpful summary by plover · · Score: 3, Informative

    All lithium-ion batteries are highly flammable, not just these. It's just that Shentech batteries are apparently more prone to spontaneous ignition than others.

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    1. Re:Unhelpful summary by caspper69 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      All lithium-ion batteries are highly flammable, not just these. It's just that Shentech batteries are apparently more prone to spontaneous ignition than others.

      Yeah, that and they're stamping IBM's name on them and selling them to customers who think they're getting genuine IBM replacement batteries.

    2. Re:Unhelpful summary by smilindog2000 · · Score: 2

      Er... no. Not anymore, though you would have been right a couple years ago. For example, these guys make a next-generation battery that basically doesn't explode or burn, even in a car crash. They aren't the only ones... a an awesome generation of new batteries is right on the horizon. I expect these batteries to usher in the age of plug-in hybrids, if not actual electric cars.

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    3. Re:Unhelpful summary by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Li-Ion technology is horrible in terms of performance, reliability, safety, and environmental impact.
      But hey it's cheap let's power everything from cell phones to cars with it!

    4. Re:Unhelpful summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      And while we're all having an orgy of unverified claims, I will assert that you're a homo.

    5. Re:Unhelpful summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are dozens of high-energy portable applications for which there is NO REPLACEMENT for Li-Ion in terms of performance and reliability. Li-Ion batteries contain no heavy metals or rare earth materials, unlike sealed lead acid and NiCad, and don't have memory crystallization effects (read: early replacement), like all nickel-based batteries.

      Yes, Li-Ion batteries are dangerous - so would an equivalent quantity of gasoline in a bottle - but LEGITIMATE batteries are tested out the wazoo. Each cell contains a safety fuse and a vent to prevent bursting. They go through nail penetration tests, crush tests, overvoltage and overcurrent testing, and extreme temperature testing.

      But hey, I'm sure you know more about this than I do.

      -A

    6. Re:Unhelpful summary by gbobeck · · Score: 1

      He also beats baby seals with a stolen club.

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    7. Re:Unhelpful summary by gbobeck · · Score: 4, Informative

      Li-Ion technology is horrible in terms of performance, reliability, safety, and environmental impact.


      I call bullshit. Please cite where you got your information as well as back up all of your claims.

      Here are lists of advantages and disadvantages of current Li-ion batteries. I have included citations.

      Advantages:
      * Lithium ion batteries, like all rechargeable batteries, are recyclable. (Greenbatteries.com)
      * Li-ion has the highest power density compared to NiCd and Ni-MH batteries (QSL.net)
      * Do not suffer from the "memory effect", unlike NiCd and Ni-MH (Wikipedia)
      * Low self discharge rate of 5% per month (NiCd is 10%, Ni-MH is 30+ per month) (Wikipedia)

      Disadvantages:
      * Li-ion batteries are not as durable as nickel metal hydride or nickel-cadmium designs and can be extremely dangerous if mistreated (Wikipedia)
      * Usually more expensive (Wikipedia
      * Lithium-ion batteries also require sophisticated chargers that can carefully monitor the charge process. (Greenbatteries.com)
      * Has more mandatory safety features than other battery types (Wikipedia)
      * Reduced capacity at High discharge rates. (QSL.net)
      * Li-ion batteries can be smaller or lighter than Ni-MH and NiCd (Greenbatteries.com)
      * Are not available in AA, AAA, C or D sizes. (QSL.net)
      * Approximately 1% of Li-ion batteries are the subject of recalls. (Wikipedia)

      Citations:
      (Greenbatteries.com) http://www.greenbatteries.com/libafa.html
      (QSL.net) http://www.qsl.net/ac4fd/battery/Battery.html
      (Wikipedia) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithium_ion_battery
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    8. Re:Unhelpful summary by modecx · · Score: 1

      And then he performs back alley abortions with that very same club.

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    9. Re:Unhelpful summary by gbobeck · · Score: 1

      I thought I heard somewhere that his mother was tubgirl.

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    10. Re:Unhelpful summary by plover · · Score: 1
      Well, I am glad that they've improved the electrolytes. I knew they used to be extremely flammable, but it makes sense that researchers have been improving safety over time.

      But I believe that they can still rupture if the power limiting circuitry is damaged (certainly not a likely scenario), and even if the electrolyte is less flammable, I'm reasonably sure it's not inert. Not that I'm particularly concerned. My three most recent phones and my last two Palm devices have used Li-ion batteries, and I've worn them constantly for many years.

      One did cause me to freak out in the car a couple months ago. I had the phone on the car charger sitting in the central armrest, and I suddenly heard a tiny high-pitched, high-pressure gas-escaping-whistle coming from under my elbow! Since I was driving fast in the middle lane of a very busy freeway, I panicked and had my wife quickly check the phone to see if it was extremely hot or venting. I was going to have her throw it out the window. It took a few seconds to figure out that it was just her bottle of soda in the cupholder with the cap partially loosened. :-/ Oh, well, at least it didn't cost me a new phone.

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    11. Re:Unhelpful summary by hey! · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not that Li-ion batteries vary in flammability. It's that they don't catch fire -- indeed they don't explode, because of an impressive array of safety features engineered into them. It starts with numerous fail-safe features built into the individual cells themselves: vents, tear away pressure relief, thermally sensitive membranes, bimetal thermal cutoff switches. The batteries in turn have special overcharging protection and redundant overcurrent and thermal protection circuits.

      The whole ensemble is much more complex than a lead acid car battery, because the fundamental chemistry is far more dangerous. Yet overall, Li-ion batteries are not much more dangerous than alkaline batteries because of the effort and care goes into making them safe.

      So Li-ion batteries are safe, but only because manufacturers go to extraordinary lengths to make them safe. Any battery assembled from properly engineered components from reputable manufacturers would probably be acceptably safe. The batteries in question may in fact be as safe as genuine IBM batteries -- the problem is that nobody can be sure. And you want to be damned sure, because there are outfits in the world who would gladly make a quick yuan by dumping cheap, non-standard Li-ion cells onto the gray market.

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    12. Re:Unhelpful summary by arodland · · Score: 1

      Add "has fucking lithium in it!" to the disadvantages. and expand the "more mandatory safety" note with "because it will cause really big fires if not handled carefully."

    13. Re:Unhelpful summary by sexconker · · Score: 1

      * Li-ion batteries can be smaller or lighter than Ni-MH and NiCd (Greenbatteries.com)

      This is a POSITIVE, not a negative.
      And it is the same as mentioning the power density.

      Li-Ion batteries do not have a "memory effect" like other batteries do, no.
      But what they do have is much worse.
      Individual cells in a Li-Ion will essentially explode when charged past capacity.

      This is "normal" and leads to the batteries permanently losing capacity over time.
      Ni-MHs can have a memory effect if charged improperly / with a cheapo charger, but they can be reconditioned to remove the memory effect. (But not reconditioned to recover life from the general aging process. These are two separate issues.)

      The exploding batteries are generally caused when many cells pop at once, or if the substrate layers in the battery are made out of cheaper material (like PAPER in those Sony batteries) catch fire (because Li-Ions get HOT).

      Individual cells in a Li-Ion can also lock up - if they are drained past a certain point it becomes impossible to recharge them.

      This is why iPod batteries die so quickly.
      People charge them overnight (over charging them).
      People (some) will also let their iPod battery drain to nothing if they don't use it for a while.

      Manufacturers usually make the suggestion that you should let your device drain completely before recharging it again.
      When they say "drain completely" they mean "drain to a level that is insufficient to power the device". If a Li-Ion were drained completely, it would no longer be able to hold a charge.

      But hwy, what do I know. I didn't just google this on the internet.

  6. A rather shady looking parts dealer by zykhou · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The store mentioned in TFA looks pretty shady to begin with, with products like "iPod Nano Alike" and such [Quote from site; "Why pay more for iPod Nano where you can get this better funtioned MP3 player for just 1/5 of the price?"].

    Usually it's a question whether the consumers should wise up, or whether cheap knockoffs should be removed due to copyright infringement. But in this case where one company is blatantly putting another company's label on their inferior product, that's undoubtedly when the law needs to fix things.

    It's good that Big blue is doing something to stop this, but part of me doesn't have much sympathy for someone who would order parts from a site like that.

    1. Re:A rather shady looking parts dealer by c0nst · · Score: 3, Funny

      And if the price is not good enough, the product picture will do the job :)

  7. Fake Flammable Batteries?! by Karganeth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damnit, I want the genuine sony flammable batteries!

    1. Re:Fake Flammable Batteries?! by Korveck · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why would you buy the genuine sony flammable batteries, when you can buy one alike, at 1/5 of the price?

    2. Re:Fake Flammable Batteries?! by pvcf · · Score: 1

      Or 10 at twice the price!
      Much bigger bonfire!

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    3. Re:Fake Flammable Batteries?! by YU5333021 · · Score: 1

      Makes you wonder what happened to all the recalled Sony batteries... Environmentally responsible recycling can be costly. I can see Sony paying a third party to make the problem go away. Or resurface as someone else's responsibility.

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  8. mis-represented? by FreeBSD+evangelist · · Score: 1

    I can't speak for their prior practices (fake IBM logos), but on their web site now they make it very clear they are selling third party batteries.

    On the other hand, they are selling "iPod Nano alike MP3 players". Gotta love that "alike".

    1. Re:mis-represented? by QBasicer · · Score: 1

      I like the 4 hours of battery life it provides. If they made a video (classic) model, it would surely only last a half hour.

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    2. Re:mis-represented? by moondo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, one could argue that the average user might not know of the dangers that "third party" products entail. And why should they entail such danger anyway? Why should anyone be allowed to sell a product that is known to have a higher chance of malfunctioning? I think something's wrong there.

    3. Re:mis-represented? by Brad_Wosmek · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was shopping for a new battery for my T43 last month and ran across Shentech through Pricegrabber. Their price really stood out versus reputable sites like newegg. I can say that in the late October timeframe they were in fact advertising them as "Genuine IBM/Lenovo" OEM batteries. I almost bit, but my "this is too good to be true" alarm stopped me. I ended up buying an OEM battery off of ebay.

    4. Re:mis-represented? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      First off, Buyer beware

      What possible international law enforcement agency would enforce a ban on work-alike/look-alike products? Who would you have enforce the copyrights and trademarks of IBM? Would you leave this to the Chinese government (never happen) or do you think that US Customs should be the filter and prevent such purchases from entering the US? And if you bought something like this on the Internet and it was confiscated, should the customer just lose their money? Or should the merchant refund their money?

      Does anybody have the right to do this? Today, I do not believe so. At least not in the US.

      I can't imagine any judgement that might be forthcoming would be enforceable. They will just ignore it. And there is no international enforcement.

    5. Re:mis-represented? by g0dsp33d · · Score: 1

      Try out lobbying Walmart and maybe you'll have a snowball's chance of getting this legislation passed.

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    6. Re:mis-represented? by absoluteflatness · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why should anyone be allowed to sell a product that is known to have a higher chance of malfunctioning? Capitalism at work. There's clearly at least some market for cheaper, lower-quality components, and many companies (who don't outright lie like Shentech is accused of doing) occupy that space.

      Hey, if people want to buy third-party components like batteries, more power to 'em. Manufacturers will usually fleece you for things like replacement batteries, but you're reasonably assured that they'll work correctly. You can often find reasonably-priced third-party batteries that have higher capacity or other advantages, but you give up the peace of mind you get with the "official" replacement. Still, as long as the chance of failure isn't negligently high (which in this specific case might be true), I don't really see a problem with it.

      Now, printing IBM on the products is a different story, and takes the batteries from "third-party" to counterfeit. It's also possible that Shentech bought from a shoddy supplier that gave them counterfeits, but the end result is the same.
    7. Re:mis-represented? by FreeBSD+evangelist · · Score: 1

      Where did you get the "international enforcement" from. The company is in Flushing, New York.

    8. Re:mis-represented? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Id' give it A "half life" of half an hour. Until the battery catches fire, right?

    9. Re:mis-represented? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Out of interest, how do you know that the one you bought off eBay wasn't a Shentech knock-off that someone was selling as a genuine IBM product?

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    10. Re:mis-represented? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Informative

      What possible international law enforcement agency would enforce a ban on work-alike/look-alike products?

      WIPO.

      Who would you have enforce the copyrights and trademarks of IBM?

      The Department of Justice.

      do you think that US Customs should be the filter and prevent such purchases from entering the US?

      Check this out.

      And if you bought something like this on the Internet and it was confiscated, should the customer just lose their money?

      Pretty much.

    11. Re:mis-represented? by brusk · · Score: 1

      Who would you have enforce the copyrights and trademarks of IBM? Would you leave this to the Chinese government (never happen) Actually in this case the Chinese government is very likely to act, since Lenovo is a huge company there and would stand to lose a great deal from fakes. That doesn't mean the Chinese gov't. would be successful, but it would have more incentive to act than it would, say, to do so on behalf of Sony or Dell.

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    12. Re:mis-represented? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Manufacturers will usually fleece you for things like replacement batteries, but you're reasonably assured that they'll work correctly.

      And that's the kicker. Laptop batteries require sophisticated charge circuits that are specifically designed for that battery type. The safety features in these battery+charger systems don't work reliably with some other battery which might have different manufacturing properties or a different chemical makeup.

      There is a lot of energy stored in batteries. When they fail, they can release all of that energy, and catch fire or explode. Believe me, you don't want a chemical fire in your lap, or your legs and intestines to be shredded, when your counterfeit laptop battery overheats or explodes.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeWq6rWzChw

      Have you ever heard of a "cap and nail expulsion"? Picture a cylindrical battery cell (e.g. something like a AA battery cell). Imagine what happens when the metal rod at the center, and the flat metal surface at the end of the cell, are expelled together at high speed from the force of the runaway chemical reaction. I've seen this happen under controlled circumstances and its incredibly violent. Imagine one of those things ripping through your abdomen, and then tell us again that the manufacturers are just "fleecing" us when they insist that we only use their batteries and not third-party batteries which they can not assure the safety of. :P

    13. Re:mis-represented? by absoluteflatness · · Score: 1

      I wasn't trying to imply necessarily that using the manufacturer's batteries wasn't the way to go, I was more noting that they take advantage of their position. They know the public naturally has a distrust for non-manufacturer items now, and they capitalize on that. While it's very likely they use higher-quality (and compatible) components, the kinds of price premiums they charge can range into the absurd. Thus, the thriving market for knockoffs.

  9. At least we're aware... by moondo · · Score: 1

    This is good news for me. I just bought an IBM Thinkpad T61, so I can be extra careful when I buy my new 9-cell batteries. Thanks for the bad news.

    1. Re:At least we're aware... by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

      I just bought an IBM Thinkpad T61

      <deadhorse action="flog">Why buy an IBM Thinkpad T61 when you can buy an IBM Thinkpad T61 Alike for 1/5th the price?</deadhorse>

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    2. Re:At least we're aware... by moondo · · Score: 1

      I just bought an IBM Thinkpad T61

      <deadhorse action="flog">Why buy an IBM Thinkpad T61 when you can buy an IBM Thinkpad T61 Alike for 1/5th the price?</deadhorse>

      My guess: Because your house will be in flames the next day for 1/5th the price?
    3. Re:At least we're aware... by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      Just buy from the same source like Lenovo or IBM and you should be OK. Of course, there is the price premium but then this is not toner for a printer ;)

  10. They sell fake Apple laptop gear too by rekoil · · Score: 5, Informative

    I ordered two Apple Powerbook AC adapters from them, which they were selling about $30 less than Apple list, a year or so ago; both died within a week. Shentech exchanged them - they refused to refund at first, depite my concerns that they had a bad lot - and the replacements died also. I asked for a refund this time, being pretty confident that any replacements they sent would be from the same production run, but they refused until I threatened to dispute the credit card charge with my bank. In retrospect I'm 99.9% confident that they were bogus, and this story seems to confirm my suspicions.

    The punchline? I ordered the adapters from a different company and had the same problem. Getting a refund was easier this time, and I gave up and went to the Apple store. So much for trying to save a buck.

    1. Re:They sell fake Apple laptop gear too by stinerman · · Score: 1

      The best thing about their website is that they charge a $25 investigation fee if you dispute your charge with your credit card company. I'll bet they waived that fee for you. :-)

    2. Re:They sell fake Apple laptop gear too by base3 · · Score: 1

      If they tried to actually charge that "investigation fee" to a card that was the subject of a chargeback, that would probably be the straw that would cost them their merchant account.

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    3. Re:They sell fake Apple laptop gear too by mpe · · Score: 1

      The best thing about their website is that they charge a $25 investigation fee if you dispute your charge with your credit card company.

      I'm sure that this really impresses the credit card companies. Presumably they have the ability to block any attempts to charge your card from a specific merchant account....

  11. In Soviet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Amerika YOU kill exploding laptop batteries.

  12. What the hell by hax0r_this · · Score: 1

    is a fake logo?

    1. Re:What the hell by Veinor · · Score: 2, Informative

      When they put an IBM logo on something without actual IBM endorsement.

    2. Re:What the hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, this is so very stupid that it's almost brilliant!

  13. Yeah, but their product is shipped here . . . by mmell · · Score: 4, Informative

    therefore there has to be a record somewhere of where their inventory is being shipped from. Even if it's overseas, the importer still has to be on record, with resources ripe for the picking.

  14. Sooner or later his inventory lands here. by mmell · · Score: 1
    Get the shipping records, get DOJ to sieze all domestic assets and impound any resources owned by the importer listed on the shipping records.

    Maybe the US Government can't do all that, but I'll bet IBM can. The Nazgul, now, they're the apple of the Big Blue Eye, and for good reason.

  15. Im not.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trying to start a flame war here guys but.. .maybe someone should give the Zune Tattoo guy one of these??

  16. A check with a one and a zillion zeroes after it. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... A million bucks per dodgy fake battery sold. And this company sold how many of these? A million. So that means they owe IBM about... $1,000,000,000,000.00. That would be a trillion dollars. Which is 1/12th of the GDP of the United States. Yeah. I think IBM could probably collect that with no problem at all. It's just a matter of someone writing a check and putting a whole bunch of zeroes on it.

  17. This is different though by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    If fake Apple products catch fire, it is the just wrath of the almighty Jobs sending a message to the nonbelievers. If your knockoff power adapters simply died without incident, I'd say you got off easy.

  18. Where can I get one! by benburned · · Score: 0

    This would be a great prank to buy one of these for my egotistic friend who just got a new laptop

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  20. Fire Batteries by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

    Are they suing because they have a patent on flaming batteries? They'll have to go after Sony too.

  21. Never going to see court, much less a dime by cdrguru · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    IBM can sue, sure. Who's going to show up in court? The lawyers from a Chinese company? Why would they? There is no jurisdiction. I suppose IBM could sue in China. Fat lot of good that would do.

    And exactly what is wrong with copyright and trademark infringement? What possible right does any government have to stick their nose into the manufacturing practices of a company in a foreign land? Is IBM somehow above the status of "government" now? I don't think so. IBM might be able to bully China into doing something but it certainly isn't going to have much effect.

    China is busily producing cheaper manufactured goods by the shipload. People in the US seem to be happy to get them. So what if there are a few contaminated food items, some defective electronics and so on. Maybe a few pets die. The big deal is cheaper, cheaper, cheaper. By letting near slave labor produce stuff everone on welfare can afford a big new HDTV now. Aren't we just reaping the rewards of outsourcing all manufacturing to somewhere with no standards and shoddy practices? Yup, some stuff isn't going to be quite as good as the real trademarked, copyright blessed stuff manufactured elsewhere. Too bad.

    You voted for the lowest price and Froogle isn't showing things rated by where they are made or quality. You can sort by price. If price is your only measure, you get what you pay for.

    1. Re:Never going to see court, much less a dime by Rodyland · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I'd mod you +1 Funny. I expect you'll get some +1 Informative and probably some -1 Troll as well. Good work, sir.

    2. Re:Never going to see court, much less a dime by mastergoon · · Score: 1

      RTFA

    3. Re:Never going to see court, much less a dime by whitehatlurker · · Score: 3, Informative

      Shentech is doing business in a location called "Flushing, NY". I'm not sure where that is in China, but I'm sure that Lenovo, headquartered in Beijing, might be able to find them.

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    4. Re:Never going to see court, much less a dime by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      IBM can sue, sure. Who's going to show up in court? The lawyers from a Chinese company? Why would they? There is no jurisdiction.


      The US Federal Courts will, I'm sure, be immensely sympathetic to the argument that they have no jurisdiction over Shentech, Inc. of 1513 132nd St., Flushing, NY 11356.
    5. Re:Never going to see court, much less a dime by webmaster404 · · Score: 3, Informative

      First off the company is based in New York, USA not China. Sure they may have suppliers in China, but most major companies do. Next, the company was selling defective batteries and as previous posters have noted, they sold defective AC adapters too. For trademark and copyright infringement, think of it this way, theres nothing wrong with me making a website, theres nothing wrong with me putting ads on website nor is there anything wrong with making a search engine. However, if I get say gooogle.com, make it look like Google and put spyware and adware all over it and record people's searches, that is bad. As for quality people thought they were getting an true IBM battery they didn't think they were getting a battery that would explode, there are places all over the web that buy things in bulk or have deals with OEMs and can sell technology and computers for cheap, I am sure that 99% of the people thought this company was doing the same, when they got it, it had the IBM logo on it so they thought like most of us do IBM logo == IBM. That is what IBM is suing for, the fact that they mislead customers that they were getting an IBM battery, not some Explode-O brand battery.

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    6. Re:Never going to see court, much less a dime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you been to Flushing? It's smack in the middle of China.

    7. Re:Never going to see court, much less a dime by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      IBM can sue, sure. Who's going to show up in court? The lawyers from a Chinese company?

      IBM is suing an American company. The batteries are being sold from the US. Made in China yes but sold from a US address.

    8. Re:Never going to see court, much less a dime by Carbon016 · · Score: 1

      Nope, just "50% Underrated" and "50% Overrated". I think the mods are a little confused.

    9. Re:Never going to see court, much less a dime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      flushing, ny is a real place...

    10. Re:Never going to see court, much less a dime by rahvin112 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As others have pointed out the company is US based. Others also pointed out that the IBM legal team is going to find out who they are ordering from and pass that information on Lenovo. Lenovo being a premier Chinese company with extensive government contacts will likely take action within the political/judicial system in China. It should also be noted that they execute executives and company chairman for behavior that damages the reputation of China. For instance the chairman that put all that melamine in dog food that ended up killing all those pets was sentenced to death and has likely already been executed. So if you think this is no big deal, think again. The American company will be utterly destroyed by IBM and the suppliers of these counterfeit batteries are likely going to face the justice system in China (not because of IBM, but because of Lenovo who has exclusive rights to the IBM name).

    11. Re:Never going to see court, much less a dime by YU5333021 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Man I really wish I didn't use up all my mod points for hunting down trolls, because you have really elegantly pointed out the root of the problem.

      Just to be fair, I wouldn't pinpoint this as an American capitalist problem only. It's in human nature. We are evolved gatherers through 6000 years of intelligent design. A better deal is a better deal, and the fine line where the better deal becomes unrealistic is subjective. So you bought a VCR recorder on the streets of (insert random name of a bustling city) for almost nothing, and you got a brick instead! So a new IBM battery costs $200. But you found one for only $29.99! Who do you ultimately blame? Me thinks the answer is x>1.

    12. Re:Never going to see court, much less a dime by Barny · · Score: 1

      WHOOOOSSHHHHH :P

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    13. Re:Never going to see court, much less a dime by NekoYasha · · Score: 1

      http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&view=text&hl=en-CA&q=flushing,+queens,+NY&ie=UTF8&ll=40.764324,-73.829842&spn=0.015342,0.040169&z=15&iwloc=addr&om=1

      I'd say anything based in Flushing is a bit suspicious. Like this one.
  22. Whislt perusing the site... by Khyber · · Score: 3, Funny

    I notice a very poor and typically Eastern usage of our language. Even though the only supposed locale for this place is in NY, I wouldn't put it past the place to be a Chinese-run hackshop, given the company name and the grammar on the website. Shentech? C'mon now, the name alone raised red flags.

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    1. Re:Whislt perusing the site... by Sanat · · Score: 5, Funny

      "the name alone raised red flags"

      Was this an intentional pun or one that just happened?

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    2. Re:Whislt perusing the site... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it just happuned but I wouldn't put it past the GP to have seen an opuning and gone for it.

      Me, I'd never do anything like that.

    3. Re:Whislt perusing the site... by Sanat · · Score: 1

      That's P^HFunny

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    4. Re:Whislt perusing the site... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Was this an intentional pun or one that just happened?"

      Oh, shit. I didn't even think of it that way!!!!!! There goes my coffee, all over my amp!

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    5. Re:Whislt perusing the site... by 4thAce · · Score: 1

      C'mon now, the name alone raised red flags.
      Still better than if the company were called Semtex.
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    6. Re:Whislt perusing the site... by merreborn · · Score: 1

      opuning


      Wow, that was a bad one. At first I took it for a typo, and later googled several variations of "opun" and "opuning" before I got it.
  23. Those poor slobs should've thought first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM has a patent on nearly everything.

  24. Good move by gweihir · · Score: 1

    I have nothing in principle against replacement batteries. I have one for my IBM X31 in fact. But it is not labeled as IBM and somebody else takes the blame if it bursts into flames.

    Mislabeling batteries will make them less reliable, since the manufacturers have a chance of getting away with it. Just look at this article: The manufacturer is not mentioned!

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  25. Bad summary (of course) by hacksoncode · · Score: 4, Informative
    Did the submitter actually read the article? Did anyone? It says "IBM wants treble damages or US$1 million per counterfeit mark per type of item sold.". Not $1 million per battery. Explicitly not. Painfully clearly not.

    Geez.

    1. Re:Bad summary (of course) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't the "per counterfeit mark" part mean they want that amount of damage for each part with the false IBM branding? If each battery sold had this branding, then they are effectively suing for US$1 million per battery.

  26. Aware of IBM, what of others? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    This is good news for me. I just bought an IBM Thinkpad T61, so I can be extra careful when I buy my new 9-cell batteries. Thanks for the bad news.

    When I bought an extra cell for my tablet PC it came with no stickers, though the seller stated it was an HP battery. I wonder now if I'm not using a time-bomb from this company or another like it.

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    1. Re:Aware of IBM, what of others? by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily - most of the aftermarket batteries I have purchased or (we) ordered at a major retailer (some with labels, some without) have worked admirably well. None of them (after anything from a few years to a few months) have exhibitted issues.

    2. Re:Aware of IBM, what of others? by topham · · Score: 1


      I believe some software can accurately identify the battery brand, assuming the chips aren't faked too. I'd probably worry less about a battery that didn't have a significant company logo, than one which did but I knew was fake. Putting fake logos on is rather underhanded, and I expect a company that would do that would cut a lot more corners as well.

    3. Re:Aware of IBM, what of others? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      In fact I've found in two cases that the unmarked batteries I bought for consumer electronics were the same unit I could buy from the OEM, but the OEM didn't know the factory was working two shifts, instead of one. Similar to the "fake"/real DVDs out of china.
      But, yeah I'd not worry about the "oem spec" aftermarket that's up and up about being aftermarket.

      -nB

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  27. Dunno... I am not sure at all by xtracto · · Score: 2, Informative
    look at what wikipedia has to say:

    Similar lawsuits against McDonald's in the United Kingdom failed. The High Court of Justice, Queen's Bench division, rejected the claim that McDonald's could have avoided injury by serving not-so-hot coffee:

                If this submission be right, McDonald's should not have served drinks at any temperature which would have caused a bad scalding injury. The evidence is that tea or coffee served at a temperature of 65 C (149 F) will cause a deep thickness burn if it is in contact with the skin for just two seconds. Thus, if McDonald's were going to avoid the risk of injury by a deep thickness burn they would have had to have served tea and coffee at between 55-60 C (131-140 F). But tea ought to be brewed with boiling water if it is to give its best flavour and coffee ought to be brewed at between 85-95 C (185-203 F).[10]

    Though defenders of the Liebeck verdict argue that her coffee was unusually hotter than other coffee sold, other major vendors of coffee, including Starbucks, Dunkin' Donuts, Wendy's, and Burger King, produce coffee at a similar or higher temperature, and have been subjected to similar lawsuits over third-degree burns.[13] And moreover, it seems to me that the coffee had the right temperature (more so, considering that it was served at a drive thru which means people will indeed drink the coffee while driving over long distances):

    Home and commercial coffee makers often reach comparable temperatures.[14] The National Coffee Association instructs that coffee be brewed "between 195-205 degrees Fahrenheit [91-96 C] for optimal extraction" and consumed "immediately". If not consumed immediately, the coffee is to be "maintained at 180-185 degrees Fahrenheit." [15] I have always thought that such a suit is only possible in the happy suing USA.

    Now, returning to the IBM case (and this main story subject), I really hope they sue these bastards as they are counterfeiting merchandise. This is a company trying to profit from a registered trademark (or name?) selling terrible products. IMHO these are the real pirates who should be punished with all the extent of the law
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    1. Re:Dunno... I am not sure at all by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Thus, if McDonald's were going to avoid the risk of injury by a deep thickness burn they would have had to have served tea and coffee at between 55-60 C (131-140 F). But tea ought to be brewed with boiling water if it is to give its best flavour and coffee ought to be brewed at between 85-95 C (185-203 F).[10]

      Emphasis changed to point out why this is not a contradiction.

      And moreover, it seems to me that the coffee had the right temperature (more so, considering that it was served at a drive thru which means people will indeed drink the coffee while driving over long distances):

      Long distances is a reason to put the coffee in an insulated cup, not a reason to serve at a temperature so hot that it would physically damage you to actually put it to your lips.

      Home and commercial coffee makers often reach comparable temperatures.[14] The National Coffee Association instructs that coffee be brewed "between 195-205 degrees Fahrenheit [91-96 C] for optimal extraction" and consumed "immediately". If not consumed immediately, the coffee is to be "maintained at 180-185 degrees Fahrenheit."

      While I may be mistaken, I don't think "immediately" is meant to imply "straight from the brewer at 91-96 C" because that would cause 3rd degree burns to your esophagus. I would rather think it's meant to imply that if you aren't intending to drink any coffee at the time and are going to let it sit, that it should maintained at the high temperature to maintain the flavor, and still allowed to cool down before serving so it's possible to drink.

      And I've seen people spill "hot" coffee on themselves before, and never have I seen them fall to the ground screaming where they had to be taken to the hospital to receive skin grafts, and I've never seen anyone treat their lidless cup of coffee as though that were a possibility.

      I have always thought that such a suit is only possible in the happy suing USA.

      Regardless of the merits of hot coffee, I just can't see this as an example of that, because "happy suing USA" to me has always meant "person sues for $CHA-CHING because of emotional distress or skinned knee", where this lady initially only tried to recover her medical expenses for an actual severe injury she received, and it was the jury who decided that McDonald's dismissive behavior warranted the large punitive damages.

      There are many, many better examples as far as I'm concerned. Off the top of my head, a lady once sued her employer because she's racist and they made her work with black people and this caused her emotional distress.

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    2. Re:Dunno... I am not sure at all by fredklein · · Score: 1

      While I may be mistaken, I don't think "immediately" is meant to imply "straight from the brewer at 91-96 C"

      immediately
      -adverb 1. without lapse of time; without delay; instantly; at once


      How do YOU define "immediately"?

      because that would cause 3rd degree burns to your esophagus. ...and yet, somehow, you never hear of all these people with throat burns. Maybe they don't drink it 'immediatly'. or maybe they do, but it's not as dangerous as you make it out to be.

    3. Re:Dunno... I am not sure at all by achurch · · Score: 1

      While I may be mistaken, I don't think "immediately" is meant to imply "straight from the brewer at 91-96 C" because that would cause 3rd degree burns to your esophagus.

      Well, seeing as tea, nabe, and many other things in Japan are usually served in the 90's C, allow me to suggest that you're mistaken. (: It's all a matter of how you drink it; I'll grant that if you pour it down your throat like you would a glass of water, you may not be in for a very pleasant experience.

    4. Re:Dunno... I am not sure at all by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      immediately
      -adverb 1. without lapse of time; without delay; instantly; at once

      How do YOU define "immediately"?


      Oh, okay. Prove it. Go ahead and drink some scalding water at 96 degrees Celcius for all I care, genius. You realize that's almost boiling, right? Are you seriously freaking kidding me that if you saw water in a pot on a stove that was lightly bubbling that you'd freaking pick up the pot and drink from it? And I take it you think it's coffee lady who's a moron who deserves what she got?

      Unbelievable.

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    5. Re:Dunno... I am not sure at all by fredklein · · Score: 1

      if you saw water in a pot on a stove that was lightly bubbling that you'd freaking pick up the pot and drink from it?

      1) "Lightly bubbling" water is not 'almost boiling', it IS boiling.
      2) I would, and have, drunk "almost boiling" water. Usually as part of tea or hot cocoa. (I don't drink coffee.) I have a cup/mug with the tea/cocoa in it, I boil water, and pour it into the mug. I then sip the liquid. This is how most people do it. How do you do it?
      3) I have yet to dump it in my crotch and burn myself. And if I did, I sure wouldn't sue anyone.

      And I take it you think it's coffee lady who's a moron who deserves what she got?


      I think she cause her own injuries through carelessness, and therefore was not owed any money.

    6. Re:Dunno... I am not sure at all by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      1) "Lightly bubbling" water is not 'almost boiling', it IS boiling.

      No Einstein, that means that some parts of the water nearest the heating element have just reached the boiling point, and the water at the top that would be touching your lips is a few degrees cooler. Yet apparently you still recognize, perhaps through some primal instinct, that it would be idiotic to drink that water. Even though intellectually you think 4 degrees is the difference between scalding your throat and a-ok. Chalk one up for instinct I guess.

      2) I would, and have, drunk "almost boiling" water. Usually as part of tea or hot cocoa. (I don't drink coffee.) I have a cup/mug with the tea/cocoa in it, I boil water, and pour it into the mug. I then sip the liquid. This is how most people do it. How do you do it?

      You have to let the tea leaves steep in the water in order to make tea. You have to stir the hot water with the cocoa mix to make hot cocoa. You don't drink the water "almost boiling" because if you did you'd be drinking "scalding water with a tea bag in it" not "tea".

      3) I have yet to dump it in my crotch and burn myself. And if I did, I sure wouldn't sue anyone.

      Congratulations on your lack of clumsiness, may you do so well at age 80. Have you avoided car crashes, too? Well guess what, if a car manufacturer makes a car that they know will cause unusually excessive injuries in a crash because of design flaws (*cough* pinto *cough*), it doesn't matter if it's your fault for getting in an accident, they're still liable for making an unsafe car. Most companies understand this and respond when there's a problem; McDonalds didn't and that's why there was an injury.

      I guess if you dropped a hammer on your foot (in an uncharacteristically clutzy moment) that for some inexplicable reason was made of knock-off IBM laptop batteries and it exploded taking off your foot, you wouldn't feel that the hammer manufacturer was in any way responsible since, after all, it was your fault for dropping the hammer.

      I think she cause her own injuries through carelessness, and therefore was not owed any money.

      No, injury of any kind was caused by her carelessness, the extent of the injuries was caused by the unreasonably -- as in more than anyone, including you, actually believe most coffee to be served at -- hot temperatures. McDonald's was well aware of the danger their excessively hot coffee posed, which is why they were in fact found liable.

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    7. Re:Dunno... I am not sure at all by pafrusurewa · · Score: 1

      Oh, okay. Prove it. Go ahead and drink some scalding water at 96 degrees Celcius for all I care, genius.
      Okay, I just got my water boiler and boiled some water (actually, roaringly boiling) and poured the boiling water into a cup. About three seconds later I started drinking from that cup. And here I'm sitting, sipping water that's well over 90C. And nothing's scalded here.

      Believe it or not, in many parts of the world hot beverages are supposed to be that hot. Just because you don't know how to sip hot liquids doesn't mean it's impossible.
    8. Re:Dunno... I am not sure at all by pafrusurewa · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I was obviously talking about an electric kettle, in case anyone is confused.

    9. Re:Dunno... I am not sure at all by fredklein · · Score: 1

      that means that some parts of the water nearest the heating element have just reached the boiling point

      In other words, the water is boiling.

      may you do so well at age 80.

      Stella was 79, not 80.

      if a car manufacturer makes a car that they know will cause unusually excessive injuries in a crash

      And if a car manufacturer makes a car JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER CAR ON THE MARKET...?

      I'll say it again. McDonalds was NOT making coffee differently than normal. Other fast food places made it at the SAME temperature. HOME coffee makers make it at that SAME temperature. The National Coffee Association recommends that SAME temperature. The American National Standards Institute recommends that SAME temperature.

      This is NOT a case of one place selling coffee that was significantly hotter (and therefore significantly more dangerous) than anywhere else.

      I guess if you dropped a hammer on your foot (in an uncharacteristically clutzy moment) that for some inexplicable reason was made of knock-off IBM laptop batteries and it exploded taking off your foot, you wouldn't feel that the hammer manufacturer was in any way responsible since, after all, it was your fault for dropping the hammer

      Talk about crazy analogies.

      If I dropped a hammer on my foot and broke my toe, I would not sue. Hammers are heavy. All hammers. They are designed, made, and sold that way. Heavy things, combined with gravity, can cause injury. If I mis-hnadle the hammer and drop it on my toe, I, and no one else, am to blame.
      If I spilled coffee on my lap and burned my crotch, I would not sue. Coffee is hot. All coffee*. It is designed, made, and sold that way. Hot things, combined with time, can cause injury. If I mis-hnadle the coffee and spill it on my crotch, I, and no one else, am to blame.
      (*except iced coffee. Duh.)

      the extent of the injuries was caused by the unreasonably -- as in more than anyone, including you, actually believe most coffee to be served at -- hot temperatures

      Wrong. I've siad repeatedly that the coffee was at proper temperature. To repeat myself (for the last time, hopefully):
      1) 205 degrees is the UPPER limit for BREWING (NOT FOR DRINKING)
      2) Coffee should be "maintained at 180 - 185 degrees"

      McDonalds did not violate these standards. Their coffee was NOT "excessively hot"- it was no hotter than anyone elses coffee. It was no hotter than HOME coffee makers make. It was no hotter than the recommendation of the National Coffee Association and no hotter than the American National Standards Institute standards.

      IT WAS NOT TOO HOT.

      I can't make it plainer than that.

    10. Re:Dunno... I am not sure at all by brian.gunderson · · Score: 1

      I can with a pretty high degree of certainty that this is the most off-topic thread I've ever seen on /.. And that says a lot.

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  28. Shentech = Scam Artists by oneiron · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They also sell used and refurbished items as new. I ordered an ipod USB cable from them because the price was much cheaper than the competition. It worked, but it had grime and hair all over it. I emailed them to complain, and they sent me a replacement without hesitation. Practically an admission of guilt...it seemed.

    1. Re:Shentech = Scam Artists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>It worked, but it had grime and hair all over it.

      Torn from the hand of an executed Chinese prisoner...

  29. Fire by neapolitan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Sir / Madam:

    I'm writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out on the premises of ...^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H

    FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME! 123 Callington Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss

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    1. Re:Fire by sunami · · Score: 1

      FOOL! Just dial 0118 9.... umm... 0118 865... oh wait, no...

    2. Re:Fire by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Four, I mean Five, I mean, Fire!

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    3. Re:Fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then what country am I speaking to?

    4. Re:Fire by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:Fire by chartreuse · · Score: 1

      *sigh*

      I guess The IT Crowd hasn't yet cracked the /. mindshare barrier...

  30. I'm confused, how is Lenovo involved? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

    Did they include said batteries with the laptops they sold? Or did they do their own investigation, purchase 12 batteries at retail, and then investigate them?

  31. Hurray! by no-body · · Score: 1

    Shentech going out of business!

    They sent me once a wrong graphics card (with fan) - totally different from the picture shown on the web (fanless) and the person on the phone had the nerve to claim that it's the same.

    Must be a different dimension they are living in.

  32. Lawsuit money is nothing by caywen · · Score: 1

    The real profits to be had comes from the ensuing distrust of third party batteries. Is a possible loss of laptop and data worth the $50-100 you can save? Also, I wonder if a laptop battery faked to look like it came from IBM is of lesser quality than one from a manufacturer not willing to go that far?

    1. Re:Lawsuit money is nothing by Detritus · · Score: 1

      If the manufacturer is willing to counterfeit batteries, they are probably willing to cut many other corners. Counterfeit parts are a major problem in many industries, including those dealing with safety-critical systems. I hope they nuke Shentech and their supplier. It's a dealer's responsibility to know where their parts come from.

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  33. Shentech by TopSpin · · Score: 1

    I used to do a lot of business with Shentech. Time was they stocked good gear. You could find the best parts in stock at one online store. Something happened; after building four machines (last one was a dual PIII machine) using Shentech stock exclusively I found they started to neglect keeping current with the sort of components I wanted (the usual home build gaming/poweruser sort of stuff.) I drifted away, found alternatives and haven't been back in many years.

    Looks like they've gone way down hill.

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  34. Re:A check with a one and a zillion zeroes after i by Torvaun · · Score: 1

    IBM doesn't expect to get a trillion dollars. They expect Shentech to suddenly close shop. And they expect to be able to point fingers at Shentech if some batteries with the IBM logo suddenly burst into flames. This is an admirable job of covering their ass whilst smiting counterfeiters. A perfect play from Big Blue.

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  35. What? by s4ltyd0g · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone wanna buy a fake flammable battery? Is this some sort of novelty item like fake vomit?

  36. Did anyone read the title and think... by one-eye-johnson · · Score: 1

    -that Shentech manufactured novelty exploding laptop batteries (e.g. ones that were designed to catch fire)? ...No? Time to call up my patent lawyer!

    -that the CIA/KGB/etc. might use an exploding battery to off some political enemy in the near future? Take that, exploding cigars and polonium are just so passe.

  37. How to tell; remedy? by cheshire_cqx · · Score: 1

    Damn -- I think I bought one of these. Any ideas on how to tell if it's fake? Should I demand a genuine replacement? Refund?

    1. Re:How to tell; remedy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contact IBM. If you say "IBM logo" and "Lithium Ion" and "might be fake," I'm sure they'd be happy to confirm whether the part number, lot code, and serial number came from one of their factories.

      -A

    2. Re:How to tell; remedy? by robogun · · Score: 1

      The fit is terrible, if you had to jam it in, or if it pops out by itself, it is likely a fake. Also, if your MaxiMiser battery meter varies wildly, it may be fake.

      They do work, & even have more amp-hours than the original, however, the probability of incidents is higher than with factory batteries, & it will be difficult to get warranty repair.

      They look EXACTLY like the genuine article.

    3. Re:How to tell; remedy? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Call them up an suggest you might "forget" they sold you the counterfeit battery for a modest consideration, let's say a trade in for a gold brick of approximately the same dimensions. Or they could pay $1,000,000 to IBM. Their choice.

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  38. If I put one in my pocket... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...will it break my spine and ribs?

  39. Isn't New York "Eastern"? by clem.dickey · · Score: 1

    New York is about as far east as you can go before being devoured by sea serpents.

  40. Knife is too sharp! Teflon is too slick! by Chas · · Score: 1

    Sorry, the "coffee=hot" parable is still correct.

    You don't stick hot liquids between your legs.

    You don't try to balance hot liquids on your gut.

    You give hot liquids your full, undivided attention or you should NOT be handling them. If this means pulling the damn car over and walking in to get your caffiene fix DO IT!

    There's also the "spilled it into clothing which holds it against your skin and continues to burn you" hot too. It's not like you get a peltier effect by dropping hot coffee on yourself.

    And FTR, she sat in a pool of hot coffee for over a minute and a half (not three).

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  41. Dubious Scammers by Bananatree3 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Shentech.com are crooks beyond simply selling laptop batteries. Look no further than their resller rating, a nice 2.9/10. They "sell" not only laptop batteries, but almost everything else under the sun.

    I absolutely love their ironic tagline... "Shentech - Get Your Money's worth!

    1. Re:Dubious Scammers by solafide · · Score: 1

      The tagline was "Informed Customer is best customer!" yesterday.

    2. Re:Dubious Scammers by brusk · · Score: 5, Informative

      Indeed. I bought something from Shentech about 5-6 years ago, and incurred a world of hurt. I bought a mouse--an Dell-branded Logitech USB mouse for about 6 bucks (great mouse, still going strong). Then over a year letter I discovered that someone had opened a commercial UPS account in my name and used it to ship wholesale quantities of goods from China to Shentech's address in Queens. I found this out when I received the bill. UPS was good about it and the bill went away...for a few months. Then another similar bill arrived at my new address (I'd moved from NYC to California). Again UPS's fraud squad dealt with it. I guess it was pretty obvious that someone who doesn't have a business wouldn't be shipping several thousand pounds of equipment across the Pacific. But they did something nasty with my contact info, and I've watched my credit reports carefully ever since.

      So yeah, Shentech is evil.

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  42. Wrong, misleading, and idiotic. by Foerstner · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Your linked "facts" notwithstanding, coffee should be brewed at a temperature higher than McDonalds was accused of serving (180-190 F)

    The general consensus among coffee aficionados is that the proper brewing temperature is about 200 F (Source, also Wikipedia). This was also the conclusion of another judgement in another lawsuit against Bunn-o-Matic on the same grounds (which was thrown out.)
    Juicy tidbit from that link:

    ...a little digging on our own part turned up ANSI/AHAM CM-1-1986, which the American National Standards Institute adopted for home coffee makers. Standard 5.2.1 provides:

    On completion of the brewing cycle and within a 2 minute interval, the beverage temperature in the dispensing vessel of the coffee maker while stirring should be between the limits of 170 degrees F and 205 degrees F (77 degrees C and 96 degrees C).

    (Emphasis added)

    Yes, coffee served that hot will do serious damage to human flesh in a short period of time. So will all sorts of properly prepared foods if consumed immediately after cooking.

      Yes, many establishments and home brewers deliver tepid coffee. This is sad, but it does not make McDonalds a villain for serving properly prepared coffee (or, at least, coffee that's closer to properly prepared than other places.)

      Yes, there are a lot of dipwads that complain to McDonalds after they've burned themselves by spilling coffee or drinking it too soon. McDonalds is not responsible for their idiocy.

    In my opinion, the McDonalds case says very little about torts and tort reform, but quite a bit about our legal system in general.
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    1. Re:Wrong, misleading, and idiotic. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      I feel really sorry for you if you go to mcdonalds for the flavor

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    2. Re:Wrong, misleading, and idiotic. by Kozz · · Score: 1

      I think you probably understand this, but I'm mentioning it to be sure: Note the difference between the temp within 2min of brewing versus the temp at which it should be served. The citation you provided said nothing about the temperature at which the coffee should be served.

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    3. Re:Wrong, misleading, and idiotic. by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Talk to "Cheese affictionados" about the correlation between what's right and what the government wants (Pasturization).

      Those boys have a long fight ahead of them...

    4. Re:Wrong, misleading, and idiotic. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      The problem with your post is that you fail to note an important distinction, which I highlight, in your own first sentence:

      Your linked "facts" notwithstanding, coffee should be brewed at a temperature higher than McDonalds was accused of serving (180-190 F)


      Yeah, it should. Many food items should be prepared at a higher temperature than they should be served at; a number even involve boiling at some point in the preparation process. That doesn't mean they should be served boiling.

  43. Re:Knife is too sharp! Teflon is too slick! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry, the "coffee=hot" parable is still correct.

    Not if the definition of "hot" that everyone assumes is nothing like how hot the liquid actually was. "Hot" is not binary.

    You give hot liquids your full, undivided attention or you should NOT be handling them. If this means pulling the damn car over and walking in to get your caffiene fix DO IT!

    I don't know anyone who actually treats coffee like that. Nobody treats coffee with their "full undivided attention", they walk around with un-covered cups all the time chatting with co-workers and what not and basically try not to run into anyone -- but even then they don't cautiously peer around every corner to make sure no one is coming. But based on what you are saying, the (pulling a number out of thin air) hundreds of thousands of people who drink coffee every day while commuting are knowingly putting themselves at risk of third degree burns and painful skin grafts.

    Or, perhaps more plausibly, nobody actually considers a normal cup of coffee to be that serious of a threat, and everyone's "coffee==hot" equation does not apply for such high values of "hot".

    Do you seriously walk around holding your coffee cup in two hands, blowing off anyone who attempts to engage you in conversation or otherwise distract your full attention from the danger in front of you? Or do you treat it like you would, say, a hammer, that would hurt like the dickens if you dropped it on your foot but you would hardly expect to hospitalize you? If the former, kudos to your caution, but you're completely abnormal.

    There's also the "spilled it into clothing which holds it against your skin and continues to burn you" hot too. It's not like you get a peltier effect by dropping hot coffee on yourself.

    Yes, that made the burns worse. What's your point, that she shouldn't have been wearing clothes? She still would have received third degree burns almost immediately. Maybe she would have only had to be in the hospital for four days instead of a week if she'd been wearing jeans instead of sweat pants. Maybe her genitals would have merely been badly scarred instead of requiring skin grafts.

    Just about every coffee drinker has spilled coffee on themselves at some point. I don't know any who have been scarred as a result even if they spilled it on their pants, and I don't know anyone who was surprised that they were not seriously injured. A perhaps second degree burn requiring some aloe vera cream is about what any normal person expects.

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  44. OUCH by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

    A quick check shows that they are offering 32 different types of IBM/Lenovo Batteries...

    checking my Thinkpad battery... there's the IBM Logo, the "International Business Machines" Registered Trademark. the "Manufactured for IBM by ..." mark, 2 Different FRU part Numbers.

    There's 5 Million dollars just for that 1 battery... PLUS any profits made

    assuming that that's an average number of Markings that would be infringing... they're looking at 610 MILLION dollars in damages, PLUS whatever profits were made.

    Lets not get into the power-bricks that they're selling too.

    Yeah, IBM's out for blood, and bone marrow on this one.

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  45. Hah! by Kelz · · Score: 1

    Lovely tidbit from their privacy policy: If you are not the kind of person who worries about being hit by lightning as you're crossing the street, you probably don't have to worry that your credit card number will be intercepted on the way to a secure Web site.

  46. Re:A check with a one and a zillion zeroes after i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, it's $1M per counterfeit MARK per TYPE, not per battery. For example, if they only sold one type of fake battery with 2 counterfeit marks on it, it would be $2M regardless of how many batteries were sold.

  47. counterfeit good seller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I bought a counterfeit Sandisk compact flash from these people.

    They should be avoided like the plague. Hopefully, some zealous district attorney will go after them, if there is anything left after IBM finishes with them.

  48. Re:Knife is too sharp! Teflon is too slick! by TheLink · · Score: 1

    "You give hot liquids your full, undivided attention or you should NOT be handling them. If this means pulling the damn car over and walking in to get your caffiene fix DO IT"

    I personally think most people should give the control of a > 1 ton fast moving vehicle their full undivided attention, or they should not be handling them at all...

    Don't drink and drive. Don't eat and drive. Don't chat and drive. Just drive and stick to your frigging lane dammit! If you're Michael Schumacher you can chat with the pit crew while you drive at 300+kph in twilight and do near normal F1 lap times, but most drivers aren't and can barely control their cars safely under normal circumstances, any increase in their cognitive load would badly affect their performance.

    So what's the statistics on fatalities/car trip vs 3rd degree burns/McD coffee served? How many millions of McD coffee sold, and how many burns?

    Maybe they should sue car makers for making stuff that's so much more dangerous than McD coffee ;).

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  49. ObSimpsons by istartedi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name
    electronics!
    Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs.
    Homer: Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look,
    there's Magnetbox and Sorny.
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  50. Re:Knife is too sharp! Teflon is too slick! by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1

    You are absolutely right and furthermore I'll add this little tidbit that you missed.

    Liquid that hot mixed with the styrofoam/paper cup and plastic lid made for a disaster waiting to happen. The coffee cup and its lid quite literally began to melt and disintegrate under the heat. If she hadn't spilled it in her lap right then, she would have spilled it the next time she picked up the cup.

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  51. These guys are REAL counterfeiters by epp_b · · Score: 1

    Now these are the sort of counterfeiters that governments should be focusing not: ones that affect the public and pose real danger to real people (unlike "copyright counterfeiters", who pose an imaginary risk to some business because they're too lazy/stupid/greedy/incompetent to update their business model to stay afloat...I think you know who I'm talking about).

    On another note, shouldn't these guys be put in jail? Sure, a suit from IBM will put them out of business just as well, but shouldn't they also be thrown in the slammer for intentionally endangering the public?

    1. Re:These guys are REAL counterfeiters by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      Your post made my day. So it is ok to cheat and steal as long as you don't injure the end-user? Great! Thanks for the tip. Now I don't have to create something, I can just copy it and rip off the people that actually created it.

      Theft is theft. Fair-use is fair-use.

    2. Re:These guys are REAL counterfeiters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what part of 'focusing resources on more serious and dangerous crimes rather than lesser non-dangerous crimes' do you disagree with?

  52. They're all Coffee Posers. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    It's not that hot because people drink it that hot. It's that hot because after the four creams and three sugars, people for some reason still expect a hot beverage instead of a lukewarm beverage. Dunkin Donuts pre-creams your coffee for you to your specifications.

    IIRC, Two creams and what tastes like way too much sugar are assumed if you don't specify, a mistake I made once stating "regular" to mean that I explicitly didn't want decaf. I don't put cream and sugar in my coffee because it overpowers the taste, so it annoys me that I have to wait for my coffee to cool down because a bunch of mouth breathers want something to sip, but don't actually like coffee. If you want a drink with caffeine and sugar, get a soda. If you want coffee flavored milk, Eclipse and Autocrat have wonderful options which won't burn you.

    Don't just drink a cup of coffee because you think it's the "adult" thing to do. Argh.

    Everyone was incredibly stupid in that McDonald's case. From the restaurant, for serving coffee that's just inside the vapor dome, to the woman for using her crotch as a cup holder for a beverage she's frequently ordered, and which is consistently way too hot, to the other customers for demanding a beverage which has to be dangerously heated to still be enjoyable after they mangle it with condiments.

    Was McDonald's stupidity worth hundreds of millions of dollars? The Circuit Court of Appeals seams to think not.

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    1. Re:They're all Coffee Posers. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Quite honestly, if you want a real decent cup of coffee, why are you bothering with McDonalds anyway?

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    2. Re:They're all Coffee Posers. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      If you want a decent glass of soda, why would you buy it in a restaurant that serves drinks?

      Sometimes, you just want something that mostly resembles what you're really interested in, and has other advantages, like is available in the place you are now, rather than someplace else.

      That said, I don't drink McDonald's coffee, but I can't imagine it being substantially worse than Starbucks' fare, and that place bases it's entire business on bad coffee.

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    3. Re:They're all Coffee Posers. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      It's not that hot because people drink it that hot. It's that hot because after the four creams and three sugars, people for some reason still expect a hot beverage instead of a lukewarm beverage. Dunkin Donuts pre-creams your coffee for you to your specifications.

      You know, that's a really good point. I really hadn't thought about it since I always take my coffee black (and thus will do just about anything to avoid garbage coffee from McDonalds to Starbucks, though the latters espresso drinks are fine).


      Everyone was incredibly stupid in that McDonald's case. From the restaurant, for serving coffee that's just inside the vapor dome, to the woman for using her crotch as a cup holder for a beverage she's frequently ordered, and which is consistently way too hot, to the other customers for demanding a beverage which has to be dangerously heated to still be enjoyable after they mangle it with condiments.


      I've never argued that it wasn't a dumb-ass move on her part to spill the coffee, only that the resulting damage was beyond what any reasonable person's assessment of the risk would be.


      Was McDonald's stupidity worth hundreds of millions of dollars? The Circuit Court of Appeals seams to think not.


      Yeah, the jury went a bit crazy awarding punitive damages. Apparently they were really incensed by McDonald's flippant attitude towards a known safety problem. Yet the court still agreed in principle that McDonald's was liable, and merely reduced the amount of damages to something more reasonable.

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    4. Re:They're all Coffee Posers. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the jury went a bit crazy awarding punitive damages. Apparently they were really incensed by McDonald's flippant attitude towards a known safety problem. Yet the court still agreed in principle that McDonald's was liable, and merely reduced the amount of damages to something more reasonable.

      I've always felt that the jury found a good sob story and went after a company with deep pockets.

      Still, you'd have had to worry about her in at least my area when local restraunts and stores held a coffee boycott over it - they stopped serving it. People went so ballistic I almost thought they were going to track her down and lynch her.

      Some places turned the temperature down to what the court decision determined to be a 'safe' temperature - ended up turning it back up after getting complaints and dropped sales to places still selling it hot.

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  53. Re:Knife is too sharp! Teflon is too slick! by martinX · · Score: 1

    Dude, she was 81 years old. Why'd you have to go and mention her genitals.

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  54. Re:Knife is too sharp! Teflon is too slick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that depends. In my country it's a custom to make and serve tea and coffee with boiling water or steam only. So everyone knows coffee is damn hot here like 95C - 100C when you get it. And McD coffee is way cooler than this. Yet we have to see the nonsense - Coffee and pie are hot products evrytime we want to buy coffe from McD. Also it's common sense here not to dry your cat in the oven (even microwave).

  55. Re:Knife is too sharp! Teflon is too slick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liquid that hot mixed with the styrofoam/paper cup and plastic lid made for a disaster waiting to happen. The coffee cup and its lid quite literally began to melt and disintegrate under the heat. If she hadn't spilled it in her lap right then, she would have spilled it the next time she picked up the cup.

    Are you insane? McD's sells hundreds of millions of cups of coffee. You don't think millions of customers would have noticed something like melting cups?

    The woman put the cup between her legs, took the lid off and spilled it on herself. Nothing melted, or was in danger of melting.

  56. heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, if people want to buy third-party components like batteries, more power to 'em. ba-dum-chh!
  57. Hi everybody! by DohnJoe · · Score: 1

    Flammable means inflammable?! Boy, what a country.

    1. Re:Hi everybody! by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's the other way around -- inflammable means flammable.

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  58. Re:Knife is too sharp! Teflon is too slick! by Weedlekin · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Liquid that hot mixed with the styrofoam/paper cup and plastic lid made for a disaster waiting to happen. The coffee cup and its lid quite literally began to melt and disintegrate under the heat."

    Polystyrene melts at 240C, which is well over twice the boiling point of water at sea level, so your claim is an excellent example of the phenomenon of rectal vocalisation.

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  59. More common than you think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I worked as a clinical engineering tech in a fairly large Ohio hospital, we had a problem with batteries for a GE monitors. We got some knockoff from one of our battery companies. The charging circuits in one of the knockoffs overloaded on the charger, and caused a fire in one of our storage rooms near the ER.

  60. Re:Knife is too sharp! Teflon is too slick! by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

    I don't know anyone who actually treats coffee like that. Nobody treats coffee with their "full undivided attention"...

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  61. So that's where that bill came from... by tomthegeek · · Score: 1

    I think this might have also happened to me, I just didn't put two and two together until I heard your story. I've ordered a few things from Shentech in the past (couple years ago) and had reasonably good service from them. Then one day I got a bill for a large shipment of t-shirts to an address in NY. I simply called up UPS and got them to dismiss the charges and forgot about it. I got a second bill a little while later but I just called a second time and I've never heard from them since.

    It's utterly unbelievable to me that they would be doing this, especially if it's so easy to trace it to them through the address. I always thought they were a little shady, I didn't realize they were based in NY though. Seems most of the electronic retailers in that area are corrupt.

  62. Re:Knife is too sharp! Teflon is too slick! by Chas · · Score: 1

    "I don't know anyone who actually treats coffee like that. Nobody treats coffee with their "full undivided attention", they walk around with un-covered cups all the time chatting with co-workers and what not and basically try not to run into anyone"

    Yeah. People drink and drive, cell and drive, etc too.

    Doesn't mean it's smart.

    "But based on what you are saying, the (pulling a number out of thin air) hundreds of thousands of people who drink coffee every day while commuting are knowingly putting themselves at risk of third degree burns and painful skin grafts."

    Not to put too fine a point on it? YEAH! Simply because they defy the odds and don't get hurt (or don't get hurt seriously) doesn't mean the risk is less real.

    "Or, perhaps more plausibly, nobody actually considers a normal cup of coffee to be that serious of a threat, and everyone's "coffee==hot" equation does not apply for such high values of "hot"."

    It may be plausible to you. IMNSHO, it's just wishful thinking.

    "Do you seriously walk around holding your coffee cup in two hands, blowing off anyone who attempts to engage you in conversation or otherwise distract your full attention from the danger in front of you?"

    I don't drink coffee. However, I've consumed very hot beverages beverages before. And yes, I either set them down, or use both hands until they cool down appreciably.

    "She still would have received third degree burns almost immediately."

    Maybe, but not to the extent she did. And, again, she sat in it for over a minute.

    Moreover, with a less severe level of burning, she may not have required skin grafts.

    "I don't know any who have been scarred as a result even if they spilled it on their pants"

    So you have an anecdotal lack of evidence.

    Lack of evidence is not evidence of lack.

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