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Brawndo, It's Got Electrolytes. It's What Plants Crave
"This week's film blogs have been left aghast as Mike Judge's grotesque fictional energy drink Brawndo from the movie Idiocracy became a reality. To recap: Fox wouldn't support a film about Brawndo, the energy drink that destroys plants, debases the human race, and makes those who drink it 'win at yelling' but they are now putting wholehearted support behind the actual drink?" And if you haven't seen Idiocracy, you are missing out. It is the smartest stupid movie I've seen. Whoever did production design on that thing deserves an Oscar.
But you know it varies from person to person.
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
Soylent Green?
- AZ
It was about rampant commercialism? I thought it was about a guy getting kicked in the balls a lot. And an ass movie.
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Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.
Your shits all fucked up, and you talk like a fag.
like from the toilet
Sweet. Now I have something to drink after working up a thirst watching the 'batin' channel.
After the Bush administration, this guy is totally electable.
If the Producers continue to drag out the Writer's Guild strike, you might just get your wish. After American Idol finishes its run, of course.
Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
Hey, don't forget that they work that 7am to 11pm 368 days a year. And if you say I'm wrong, your a bad person!
I'm gonna fuck all y'all! WOOOOO!!!!! :)
I agree completely with the idea that stupid people are over populating. That is why I have resolved to have as many babies as possible with hot geeky girls to even it out. PM if you're interested in saving the human race.
"Idiocracy" is a personality/intelligence test. People have one of these reactions:
1. Think the movie was hilarious. Did not get the message. The first group does not understand the movie is about them, the truly stupid people.
2. Think the movie was hilarious because they got the message. The second group is wannabe evil overlords.
3. Did not understand the movie and found only occasional humor. The third group is normal. They need a higher class of humor but did not understand the message. Please explain the message to these people.
4. Understood the movie. Found some humor, but mostly sad. This group includes all of my friends.
My parents had two children. The welfare family across the street had eight children. Almost no adults I respect have more than two children. Having two children only retains most of your genes for one generation. If you respect yourself and your spouse, you must have at least three children.
I spend my life entertaining my brain.
Movies aren't 100% realistic? Man, you're soo smart pointing that out to me! Now I understand why I got those strange looks when I tried to book a vacation to middle earth!
"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
Carl's Jr.: Fuck you, I'm eating!
"Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased