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Iran Builds Supercomputer From Banned AMD Parts

Stony Stevenson writes with the news that, despite a ban on US PC hardware, Iranian techs have built an enormously powerful supercomputer from 216 AMD processors. The Linux-cluster machine has a 'theoretical peak performance of 860 gig-flops'. "The disclosure, made in an undated posting on [the University of] Amirkabir's Web site, brought an immediate response Monday from AMD, which said it has never authorized shipments of products either directly or indirectly to Iran or any other embargoed country."

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  1. Bush is relieved... by Schnoogs · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...he now has the justification for invading Iran.

    Not only can they never be allowed to have nukes but it will be a cold day in hell before they are allowed to get the processing power to run Windows Vista!!!!!

    1. Re:Bush is relieved... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Funny

      but it will be a cold day in hell before they are allowed to get the processing power to run Windows Vista!!!!!

      No worries - they still don't have enough horsepower for Vista ;)

    2. Re:Bush is relieved... by webmaster404 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And, in the Vista licence, you can only run it on 2 or so processors, so in other news, MS is suing Iran for illegally using Vista.

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    3. Re:Bush is relieved... by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

      AMDs, WMDs... What's the difference, really?

    4. Re:Bush is relieved... by kscguru · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, no worries, they're using Windows Vista Despot Edition. Unlimited processors, support for WMD simulation* (* = linear speed-up not guaranteed on Microsoft products), a new World Domination Wizard, and a customizable anti-American slogan at startup.

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    5. Re:Bush is relieved... by pluther · · Score: 5, Funny

      AMDs, WMDs... What's the difference, really?

      A type of root beer.

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    6. Re:Bush is relieved... by Funkcikle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will 2008 be the year of Linux on the nuclear death machine mainframe? Next up, Iranian Information Minister Dvorakakakakak will tell us what the implications are.

  2. Don't panic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Folks, no need to panic or call for invasion just yet. They still have twenty two more letters before they can get from AMD to WMD.

  3. Intel's new marketing slogan... by bealzabobs_youruncle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Intel Inside, at least we don't support terrorisim....

  4. Re:Oh well. by jbeaupre · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it falls under the "It's my ball, and I'm going home" set of rules.

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  5. Less than reputable resellers in the world?? by jzarling · · Score: 5, Funny

    Im shocked that there may be resellers who are less than reputable!

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  6. The Number of the Beast? by Sigismundo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it just a coincidence that their supercomputer has 216 processors which is 6 * 6 * 6 ???

    1. Re:The Number of the Beast? by evilviper · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is it just a coincidence that their supercomputer has 216 processors which is 6 * 6 * 6 ???

      That's right, Satan is a mathematician now...

      I guess he got tired of all the paperwork associated with being a lawyer.
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  7. new crunching machine by caffeine_monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess we'll expect to see Team Tehran moving up in the seti@home rankings.

  8. Largest non-porn computer by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is notable because it is the largest amount of computer power assembled that will never be used to collect porn.

  9. Re:They are the Boogeymen! by seven+of+five · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahmadinejade is pretty much an idiot

    Yeah, but our idiots are better than their idiots!

    U-S-A! U-S-A!

  10. Re:Oh well. by Poruchik · · Score: 5, Funny

    CompUSA + Iraq = Compaq

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