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Tiny, Morphing, Electricity-Stealing Spy Planes Developed

tkohler writes "The Air Force Research Lab is developing an Electric Motor-powered Micro Air Vehicle (MAV) that can 'harvest' energy when needed by attaching itself to a power line. It can also temporarily change its shape to look more like innocuous piece of trash hanging from the cable. For domestic spying, maybe it will morph into a pair of sneakers?"

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  1. say it will morph by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    into the shape of a tin foil hat, and you have a paranoid schizophrenic's deepest nightmare

    and if it does morph into sneakers, does that mean we need tin foil socks too?

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  2. hmm by pak9rabid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nice to see the govt has recruited the help of the Decepticons.

    1. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      i dont remember any transformers that turned into trash Wrong.
    2. Re:hmm by Skevin · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's the perfect camouflage for them. Looking outside my window I can already count six transformers hanging off the power poles in the street, and no one's so much as raising a brow.

      Solomon

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  3. Whee Adjectives! by ThanatosMinor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tiny Morphing Electricity-Stealing Spy Planes flown by Tiny Mighty Morphing Power Rangers on secret missions to defeat Tiny Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

    1. Re:Whee Adjectives! by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Funny

      This will never work, there are no pirates involved. If you have Ninja you must have Pirates else it just doesn't balance out.

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  4. Optimus Nooo! by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Autobots Transform and Roll Ou..BIZZZZTTTKKKK

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  5. Pioneering work by Kazymyr · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...AFRL says the spy plane will need to collapse its wings and hang limply on the cable like a piece of wind-blown detritus

    Hey, I didn't know I was doing top secret research. Most of my model planes end up looking just like that!

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  6. The morphing technology is already proven by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 5, Funny

    At the moment, this high tech surveillance equipment is cunningly disguised as a barrel full of pork.

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  7. Re:Shoes by XHIIHIIHX · · Score: 5, Funny

    barefoot drug dealers no less

  8. Re:Solar by JustCallMeRich · · Score: 2, Funny

    Low power. The solar cells would need to spend a lot of time recharging that battery.

    Where the line power will quick charge it so it can get back to work doing whatever it does over that suspicious looking nude beach.

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  9. Re:!developed by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not made yet. I doubt even a prototype has been made yet.

    Well, the prototype for the "stealing" part has already been developed. It's called Congress.

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  10. Re:Shoes by wfberg · · Score: 5, Funny

    From what I've heard around the county I live in, shoes on the powerlines indicates that there are drug dealers on whatever street they are hanging over.

    Actually, it's the drug users that throw the shoes up there. Drug pushers are for some reason (a mystery to medical science) compulsively driven to powerlines with shoes hanging from them. Obviously this is seen as a big problem for the drug dealing community, which is trying to enter the 21st century, leveraging such fast-paced technologies as 'two-way pagers' and 'cellular telephones'. They find themselves involuntarily skulking around power lines in every sort of weather, knowing full well they could be successful drug deals in the back of the local chuck-e-cheese, but find themselves incapable of breaking the spell of such a powerful lure.

    Or maybe it's some sort of urban legend or something, and it's just, like, kids with nothing better to do throwing up some shoes. Dunno.

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  11. It's a polymorph! by Black+Cardinal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hopefully it doesn't turn into a pair of shrinking boxer shorts!

  12. Meh by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's OK I guess... but their bomb that turns you gay is just fabulous!

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  13. Re:Is why the power goes out when I have sex? by Grygus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is this why every time I have sex the power seems to brownout and then sometimes goes out?
    No, that's your "sex" making you go blind.
  14. Just what does that mean? by ClayJar · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm trying to come up with a reasonable identity for the cosine of experience.

  15. Re:Gangs by Yoozer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah, but you missed something important; the fraternity was named Phi Alpha Gamma.