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Chuck Norris Sues Publisher, Tears Don't Cure Cancer
Google85 writes "Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him. The book capitalizes on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris' tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said."
but Chuck Norris is already there.
by PhearoX (1187921) Alter Relationship on 09:11 AM December 23rd, 2007
Chuck is a fool to file suit unless this book reaches the point of slander.
Please, we should observe a minute of silence for Mr. PhearoX. As, calling Chuck Norris a fool was his last action in this world.
RIP
Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
You know why Justice is blind?
She crossed Chuck Norris.
The truth can't handle Chuck Norris.
Software patents delenda est.
Well there's already a joke about it.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.You don't know what you don't know.
I hear he's going to represent himself, since nobody else is worthy of the honour.
Software patents delenda est.
...generates his own gravitational field.
...doesn't bend spoons w/his mind - he shits them out, all shiny and new, as needed.
...once completely sucked a man's eyeball clear out of the socket during a fight in the Philippines - optic never and all. He then spit it out into his hand, handed it to the poor bloke and whispered "I'm betting you NEVER look at me the same way ever again, Hector!"
...was born a woman, but decided early on he liked the thought of having hair on his back, so he willed himself into becoming the man is he today.
...took-off and landed a shot-up Cessna that had lost its landing gear simply by sticking his feet out of the cabin doors.
...chewed his own hand off to get out of hand-cuffs during a hostage situation that involved migrating pygmies. He then sewed it back on, using hair off his back as thread and a straightened paper clip - he burned a hole in one end of the paper clip by stacking disposable contacts onto his left eye, while looking at the clip and staring into the Sun.
...once rode a motorcycle backwards uphill in the desert for thirty-five miles in the dark...blind-folded. Of course drunk and with a bladder full of oxygenated white wine.
...made long distance phone calls in the 1980's using nothing but his vocal cords to hack the tone-controlled switchbanks.
...invented OBEs.
Personally I'd be happier if he remained famous for being the guy who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee
Everything clever I considered putting here I got from other slashdot sigs.
PhearoX. is Mr. T in disguise and Mr. T can call anybody a fool.
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OMG you're so dead.
When Chuck Norris sues, he brings the verdict, not the charges.
If all these anonymous cowards keep taunting Chuck Norris, he might have to break the internet's backbone.
Software patents delenda est.
And he's pretty handy with computers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGBhnYA2h40
Had they instead tried to release a book based on the
Bruce Schneier Facts, when they tried to print it they'd have discovered the text was encrypted.
Chuck Norris would never run Linux, but if he did the license would change from the GPL to the CNL.
Why wouldn't Chuck Norris run Linux? Because he can just put an Ethernet cable in his mouth and talk directly to the Internet.