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The City of the Future

Ponca City, We Love You writes "One century ago, many Americans still had not seen a movie or ridden in an automobile. The New York World greeted its readers on January 1, 1908 with a stirring rumination about the past and future of America: 'We may have gyroscopic trains as broad as houses swinging at 200 miles an hour up steep grades and around dizzying curves,' the newspaper said. 'We may have aeroplanes winging the once inconquerable air. The tides that ebb and flow to waste may take the place of our spent coal and flash their strength by wire to every point of need.' Today the NY Times asked ten knowledgeable New Yorkers to imagine New York City a century from today. Their visions include archaeological excavations at the Fresh Kills landfill, the waterfront at Third Avenue and Seventh Avenue, a dome over Central Park, and a virtual reality grid superimposed over the city."

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  1. A little late for this -- by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Funny

    New York in 100 years? It will continue to be a maximum security prison.

  2. Re:We are Borg. Resistance is futile ! by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1, Funny

    I would hope that the nanobots would be under one's direct control. So if you decide that you want a new appendage, you can set them to it.
    More likely enlarge an existing appendage
  3. Re:There won't be a New York by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, it won't be incinerated, but will be renamed 'Old York', probably in arabic.

    Nah. Mandarin.

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    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  4. Escape from New York by LordHuggington · · Score: 3, Funny

    I expect a huge statue to be erected in honor of Snake Plisken in the New York of the future. Fictitious character or not, it's the only decent thing to do.

    1. Re:Escape from New York by DarrenBaker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hell yes.

      And the carved quote would read, "President of what?" or possibly, "What did you do to me asshole?"

  5. Re:America in 2108... by Gman14msu · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one welcome our future Spanish speaking, bastard, unwed, government teat sucking non-militaristic overlords...

  6. Re:America in 2108... by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 2, Funny


          It was supposed to be 100 years from now, not next year.

      rd

  7. Jim Cramer is a lunatic, but probably right by acvh · · Score: 5, Funny

    The big NYC financial houses are already selling themselves to Arab and Chinese investors. This trend will continue. NYC will become a UN of finance, a place where the various world financial powers can meet and make deals. There will be no middle class in NYC. The population will be the uber-wealthy and the low paid service workers they employ. America will still be the place where the rest of the world sells their stuff, but they won't be selling it for US dollars. Americans will be on the dole or working in foreign owned sweatshops, and buying shit on credit. You won't retire, you'll work till you die, if you work at all.

    Ex-president Chelsea Clinton's granddaughter will be running for president against a Saudi prince whose last name is Bush. American Idol will still have more voters and generate more interest than the presidential election. Canada and Mexico will complain about US citizens illegaly immigrating to their countries.

    The New England Patriots will be working on a 1900 game winning streak, and Bill Belichek's head will be in a jar on the sidelines. Athletes will be grown in axoltl tanks. A new Slashdot ID will be a very large number. Windows 2108 will be late, bloated and buggy. The Linux kernel will still be licensed as GPL v2, and will be at version 2.6.something.

    Apple will issue an update to the iPhone that breaks the hacks that let people install third party applications. Time Machine will let you restore files you haven't created yet. My iMac will be getting its 2000th logic board replacement.

    This post will have been moderated into oblivion, but my clone will still think it was funny.

  8. Long lines... by dacut · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... at computer stores as people wait to purchase the first copies of Duke Nukem Forever.

  9. Re:America in 2108... by bigdavex · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am continually amazed at how many people on \. are unable to understand the notion of a trend.

    Does Bizarro Superman post on backslash dot?
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    -Dave
  10. Re:A forgotten city by Gorimek · · Score: 2, Funny

    The parent didn't say the white "race" will go extinct, only that it will be mixed. So instead of France being populated by (made up numbers) 80% white people and 20% black people, it will over time converge to every person having 80% white ancestry and 20% black ancestry. Not through anyone being killed, just through friendly fraternization between the "races".

    Cheer up, it's a nice future!

    No beliefs would have to disappear along the way. Beliefs are not encoded in genes.