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Two AI Pioneers, Two Bizarre Suicides

BotnetZombie writes "Wired tells the quite sad but very interesting stories of Chris McKinstry and Pushpinder Singh. Initially self-educated, both had the idea to create huge fact databases from which AI agents could feed, hoping to eventually have something that could reason at a human level or better. McKinstry leveraged the dotcom era to grow his database. Singh had the backing of MIT, where he eventually got his PhD and had been offered a position as a professor alongside his mentor, Marvin Minsky. Sadly, personal life was more troublesome for them, and the story ends in a tragic way.

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  1. Skynet got them! by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... and we're coming for you next.

    1. Re:Skynet got them! by jschimpf · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Speed Trap" by Frederik Pohl (1967)

    2. Re:Skynet got them! by powermacx · · Score: 3, Informative

      Isaac Asimov's "Breeds There a Man...?"?

    3. Re:Skynet got them! by brassman · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's another story that should come to mind when AI researchers start committing suicide... "Press Enter []" from John Varley's short-story collection, Blue Champagne.

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  2. They just wanted... by KodaK · · Score: 3, Funny

    to make friends. :(

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    1. Re:They just wanted... by seeker_1us · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Yes. This was a terribly sad article.

      I read this part

      While Singh was climbing the academic ladder at MIT, McKinstry was trying to put his life back together after spending two and a half months in jail. But the suicidal standoff had given him a new sense of purpose. He liked to think that the police robot had deliberately misfired its tear gas canisters in an effort to save him "Maybe robots do have feelings," he later mused. By 1992, McKinstry had enrolled at the University of Winnipeg and immersed himself in the study of artificial intelligence.

      I mean... that's inspiring.

      And then, he falls apart and kills himself on the web years later, abandoning his dream because of a fundamental flaw, he was a geek but he didn't have business sense.

      That's about as close to Greek Tragedy as you can get.

    2. Re:They just wanted... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the real flaw for both of them were profound emotional problems, not a lack of business acumen.

    3. Re:They just wanted... by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      why would you want to give robots feelings? I mean the novelty would be great, but the whole point is to make robots that do our bidding, not ones that go around moping half the time. Tell the computer to render some 3d movie and having it tell you it doesn't feel like it today is not the way I want my computer to act.

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    4. Re:They just wanted... by RattFink · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wouldn't call chronic physical pain in the case of Singh an emotional problem.

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    5. Re:They just wanted... by mixenmaxen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you mean Geek tragedy

    6. Re:They just wanted... by Chrutil · · Score: 2, Funny

      >> That's about as close to Greek Tragedy as you can get.

      Indeed. This Geek Tragedy is only an 'r' away from being Greek.

    7. Re:They just wanted... by Kingrames · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't talk to me about life.

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    8. Re:They just wanted... by Venik · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There was a world of difference between Singh and McKinstry: one was an academic researcher and the other - an amateur with little theoretical training. But in the end, both of them got burned out by a task that turned out to be far more complex than anyone cares to admit. The only known working example of intelligence we can attempt to copy is our own. Creating AI with enormous databases of trivial knowledge is a completely preposterous idea: knowledge is the result of intelligence - not a source of it. One can't create an machine approximation of human intelligence without first understanding how human intelligence works on a physical level.

    9. Re:They just wanted... by king-manic · · Score: 4, Funny

      You could easily just manually change emotions (erm. . state values) and the algorithms that define them, etc. Think of it as putting your robot on anti-depressants. People are like this as well. If you want to set the "batshit crazy" value in your GF just say "hey honey, I'm going for coffee with my Ex-GF."
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    10. Re:They just wanted... by wdhowellsr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is a thin line between genius and insanity; I know I've spent the last forty-two years on both sides. The bottom line is that this world sucks in a really big way and if you don't have some sort of anchor you're screwed. Whether is it God, family or friends you will need them becasue if you are blessed or cursed, depending on how you look at it with almost supernatural technical insight you will also be troubled by the pure insanity of this world.

      If it has not already happened it will no doubt happen eventually that one of our fellow slashdotters will be a serial killer or a victim of suicide. The only hope is to find some non-technical, non-computer, non-geek outlet for the fact that we are human and need what everyone else needs.

      P.S. If you ever think you are going insane or have nothing to live for just check yourself voluntarily into the local mental health facility. I can guarantee you that within four hours you will realize:

      1) That you are sane.
      2) That there are worse things than being smarter than most people.
      3) That you never want to go back.

      P.P.S.

      Would you believe that they show horror movies on halloween night in mental hospitals?

    11. Re:They just wanted... by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yeah, but he was forced to take some hormones or something after being accused of being gay, maybe that caused the imbalance that led to his suicide. Terrible loss anyway...

      Alan Turing wasn't "accused" of being gay, he was a homosexual, by his own admission. He was charged with being a homosexual, and convicted. He lost his security clearance and with it, the ability to work on cryptography. He started to grow enlarged breasts because of the estrogen injections. He was punished and humiliated for being homosexual, something he was powerless to change. Put yourself in that situation: you can't pursue the work you love, you can't be who you are, you can't be who society tells you to be. You're growing boobs and the irony is that unlike most men, you wouldn't even get turned on by fondling them. Your professional and personal life are ruined and the prospect of any of this changing in the near future, if ever, seems remote. Who wouldn't have become depressed, and miserable, and started having suicidal thoughts?

    12. Re:They just wanted... by Lazerf4rt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would be more specific than just to say, "profound emotional problems." I think the real problem (for both guys) was obsessive thinking. These guys lived in a non-stop world of abstractions, symbols, logic and ideas. And that's a useful world in many ways, but it's not the real world. The real world is the world you see, hear, taste, smell, feel & experience directly.

      Personally I think the best thing that could have helped these guys would have been to grasp the correct (or more correctly, one particular) definition of the word "meditation", and to practice that. This is the best medicine for any person with an out-of-control, overactive intellect. It bothers me a little that the people with the most aptitude for terms & definition often go through life never learning this particular term & definition. I would guess that if you scan their giant A.I. database for the word "meditation" you would find some reference to Descartes' essays, but nothing about the more practical meaning of the word.

    13. Re:They just wanted... by Plutonite · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're growing boobs and the irony is that unlike most men, you wouldn't even get turned on by fondling them. ???

    14. Re:They just wanted... by AJWM · · Score: 2, Funny

      This Geek Tragedy is only an 'r' away from being Greek.

      So then, Geek Tragedy is like Greek Tragedy but without the pirates?

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    15. Re:They just wanted... by unlametheweak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Creating AI with enormous databases of trivial knowledge is a completely preposterous idea: knowledge is the result of intelligence - not a source of it. I think it is more akin to what the mapping of the human gnome project is. They were merely trying to map out the rules of "common sense" or "reasoning"; much like linguists map out the rules of language.

      It's a rather brute force way of gaining knowledge (well in this case, for a computer system to gain knowledge). One may not necessarily gain more understanding of intelligence by doing this (much like one will not necessarily gain a better understanding of how to fight cancer just because one knows the the DNA structure of a blood cell for example). It is however a tool. If this "common sense" knowledge could be combined with neural networks (combining the knowledge with a mechanism to learn), then perhaps something useful may be had of this. All AI systems (as far as I know) require the input of knowledge, like typing in the quality and quantity of weapons in a war game simulator for example. The difference being that their efforts were more grandiose than these more limited forms of AI.

      "Knowledge" itself is not the product of intelligence as you propose (although it can be). This knowledge already exists without human intervention. The phrase "Dogs have four legs" does not require a human brain for this fact to be true. The crux is having a computer system with this knowledge, and then developing a system to use this knowledge in an intelligent, human-like fashion.
    16. Re:They just wanted... by unlametheweak · · Score: 2, Funny

      why would you want to give robots feelings? I mean the novelty would be great, but the whole point is to make robots that do our bidding, not ones that go around moping half the time. I think Marvin would disagree, you androidaphobe!
    17. Re:They just wanted... by sydneyfong · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is my gut feeling that if we want "intelligent" robots, they must be imbued with some kind of "feeling". Either real or just apparently real (that's another philosophical question for another day)

      When we really think about it, we don't really recognize intelligence unless the systems are sufficiently close to what we feel emotionally. In a functional sense, all systems that we wish to evaluate for intelligence take some "input" and produce some "output". Obviously we don't classify as "intelligence" any complex system that we don't understand. The weather is hard enough to predict, but we don't call it intelligent. There must be something that chimes with our thoughts and reasoning, something that's complex, but subtly resonating with our own senses and emotions. I really can't put it, and it's almost 6am here (and I haven't slept yet), but to say that an "intelligent" machine doesn't have any apparent feeling seems to me a (almost) logical impossibility.

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    18. Re:They just wanted... by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Funny

      My thoughts exactly. I get turned on by fondling my own dick, but I'm not gay.

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    19. Re:They just wanted... by SnowZero · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And it needs to be emphasized that you can't give robots feelings; you can only make them PRETEND to have feelings. As Turing and many philosophers might say, what is the difference?

      Will robots ever love? Yes, as far as YOU know. ...and the same goes for any human we'll ever interact with. All we can ever "know" is what we experience; You'll never be able to tell the difference between real, a good forgery, or a working computer simulation. I enjoy living in this world of human emotion too, but its worth pointing out that our current understanding of emotion is that it is neurochemical states in a lower part of the brain, which we've inherited almost unchanged from reptiles. All the sudden a computer simulation doesn't seem all that less real, does it?
    20. Re:They just wanted... by b4upoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I could go along with the notion that mental strain leads to disaster. Frankly it is my opinion that we see so many college students in difficulty simply because education is causing a form of brain damage for which they tend to resist or over compensate. A mind consumed with the finer points of chemistry or mathematics may well be forced into malfunction due to neglect of normal mental processes which remain poorly defined or unrecognized.
                    One day we may be forced to build a different framework of measurement in which we do not judge the state of learning of a student but simply judge the quality of the student by how much he can absorb in shorter time periods every day. Disallowing extra study and requiring music or athletics to fill most of every day might build a better academic community.

    21. Re:They just wanted... by vertinox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      These guys lived in a non-stop world of abstractions, symbols, logic and ideas. And that's a useful world in many ways, but it's not the real world. The real world is the world you see, hear, taste, smell, feel & experience directly.

      I disagree. Both are the real world because they affect each other. In a sense the world of abstractions, symbols, logic and ideas affects what you can see, hear, taste, etc and experience directly. Or better yet gives you control of what you experience... Like reading music notation (symbols) and pushing piano keys (logic) to get the sounds.

      As much as I am pro-"meditation", I really doubt it would have solved their situations. As much as I meditate, it would never bring about a direct change in that world simply by meditating other than how I see it, but even if you were a 10 year veteran of meditation Chronic pain is not something one can will away with ease.

      Meditation is good for compulsions and understanding what you do. But if you are clinically depressed, most instructors will still tell you to get professional help.

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    22. Re:They just wanted... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a thin line between genius and insanity; I know I've spent the last forty-two years on both sides. The bottom line is that this world sucks in a really big way and if you don't have some sort of anchor you're screwed.
      You are absolutely right. I, too, am depressed. But, like you, I have an anchor to help me hold on in the form of a delusion of superintelligence. It always brightens my mood to get on the tubes and tell everyone in the message board how much smarter I am compared to them.
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    23. Re:They just wanted... by fractoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think it is more akin to what the mapping of the human gnome project is. Mapping human gnomes?
      ...first they came for the gnomes, but I did not cry out, because I was not a gnome. O.o
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    24. Re:They just wanted... by Venik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Intelligence is a means of turning information into knowledge. A newborn child possesses none of the facts in your trivia database and yet he is already intelligent. You think dogs have four legs and you will program this fact into your AI machine. Imagine how many circuits it will burn out when it sees a three-legged dog.

      I see no logical connection between building a mega-database of basic facts and creating AI. Access to information is neither a prerequisite for intelligence, nor a source of it. You may succeed in creating something that complex and convoluted enough to make someone think for a minute they are dealing with intelligence.

      The unfortunate reality of AI research is that we don't understand were we are going. Instead we are concentrating on how to get there. Hey, what if we build a really big neural net, or an exact functional electronic copy of the human brain, or a huge database of everyday information - maybe then we will somehow stumble upon artificial intelligence. Not exactly a scientific approach.

    25. Re:They just wanted... by unlametheweak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nearly all (given the exception of instinctual) knowledge that a child will know about the world around him will be learned. A newborn, if you consider a newborn to be intelligent, already has built in knowledge systems (the instincts that computer systems do not inherently have if they are also deprived of this knowledge).

      Intelligence is NOT a means of turning knowledge into information. Intelligence is the ability to learn (to put it simply. There are in fact different forms of intelligence. Ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence). One cannot learn without knowledge. If you take a child and deprive them of information, they will grow up to have severe learning disabilities (as is the case of extreme deprivation; i.e. the child abuse cases where children were locked in a closet for most of their existence). Children need knowledge to utilize their intelligence (hence we have schools to fill their brains with knowledge). You can't have one without the other. They are complimentary.

      At the crux of the argument is how one decides to DEFINE intelligence. It seems unreasonable to presuppose that a computer system can be imbued with human intelligence. It is rather a matter of approximating that intelligence as closely as possible with that of the human experience.

    26. Re:They just wanted... by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well the problem with genius (or most likely just slightly over the average intelligence, where 45% of the population is smarter then you) that makes the insanity line thin, is the fact that you can see all the problems in the world. With the combination of hubris you see your solutions as the only way to fix them. You get frustrated when you see all the problems then combined that most people won't listen to you, your hubris makes sure you won't listen to them. Causing a sense that you are helpless in a world that is so screwed up and there is no one able to listen to reason.
      I have learned the following over time...
      1. Even if you are a Genius (I have been phycological tested and I am so with Abstract Reasoning) there are plenty of people out there who are not Geniuses who know a lot more then you do and know more in different arias outside you strong point. Listening to all the people you will learn that wisdom has a lot more value then intelligence and wisdom is more of an additive effect when it is shared vs intelligence which the highest one wins. Wisdom comes from all people from children you will just point out the obvious, to older people who spent years in the area. Then you may realize the world isn't as screwed up as you think but serious time and though has been put into these things and tradeoffs were made and were made for a reason.

      2. Don't try to change the world... Just work locally it is easier to influence a small group of people, and any good work you do will be better recognized threw this small group of people. Changing the world you self will not work. But you may be able to change you neighbor hood, Town, Country... for the better

      3. Just the Beetle's song go. "Take these words of wisdom, let it be." Don't let every thing get to you, expect change, don't expect all change to go the way you want it. Don't try to fight things there is really no point in trying to win. Kids will always make mistakes these kids will eventually grow up and make mistakes as adults just like you did. (the previous generation isn't worse then yours is, you all make mistakes, and less as you grow older)

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    27. Re:They just wanted... by Venik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whatever specific definition of intelligence you use, the bottom line is: it's an ability we are born with. As far as we know, computers do not have this ability built in. A child will be able to learn through interaction with the environment. There is no need for intelligent guidance or supervision. The quality of this learning process will be lower than with supervision, but it will occur and it will occur spontaneously. A computer cannot learn on its own because it does not possess whatever it is that is necessary to find meaning in facts. To put the problems of AI research in computer terms: we don't have the hardware to make it work. And we don't know how to build this hardware, because we don't know how the original functions.

  3. McKinstry was a kook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative


    Check out the flamewars in the wpg.general newsgroup. McKinstry ("McChimp") was a liar and self-promoting ass until he took off from Winnipeg leaving debt in his wake. He was not a visionary, he was a drug-addled delusional kook. Hell I remember his bogus "OxyLock" protection scheme which, like any protection scheme, utterly failed.

    disclosure: I'm in a few of the usenet posts as he and I were about the same age and grew up in the same city.

    1. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The basic premise is flawed.

      After a few months, however, McKinstry abandoned the bot, insisting that the premise of the test was flawed. He developed an alternative yardstick for AI, which he called the Minimum Intelligent Signal Test. The idea was to limit human-computer dialog to questions that required yes/no answers. (Is Earth round? Is the sky blue?) If a machine could correctly answer as many questions as a human, then that machine was intelligent. "Intelligence didn't depend on the bandwidth of the communication channel; intelligence could be communicated with one bit!" he later wrote.

      According to that criteria, a dead-tree book is "intelligent."

      Intelligence requires the ability to answer "yes" or "no". Sometimes, the intelligent answer is "maybe". Sometimes, its "I don't know." And, ironically, sometimes, its "fuck off and die."

      Classic example of a question that can't be properly answered by a yes or no: "Do you still beat your wife?" Intelligence goes beyond simple logic.

    2. Re:McKinstry was a kook by Splab · · Score: 2, Funny

      You just answer "mu".

    3. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Intelligence goes beyond simple logic."
      I'd just like to point out this is nonsense, intelligence can only exist because of logic. If there is no logic, there is no way to calculate, nor differentiate 'this' from 'that' to do comparisons, pattern matches, etc.

      No wonder you posted anonymously - your argument betrays either a lack of basic reading skills, or of logical thinking. I didn't say that intelligence didn't need logic - I said it went BEYOND simple logic.

      Also, people are sometimes intelligent, but they're not always logical. Case in point - humour. Its funny because its NOT logical. You need to be capable of both logical thought, and also of grasping incongruities, to see the humour.

      Just because something is logical doesn't mean its sufficient to be able to say its intelligent. A database (as the failed fools who killed themselves posited) with a bunch of answers to over a million questions isn't intelligent, no matter how much logic it embodies.

      Besides, everyone already knows the REAL answer. Its 42.

    4. Re:McKinstry was a kook by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Classic example of a question that can't be properly answered by a yes or no: "Do you still beat your wife?" Intelligence goes beyond simple logic.

      What if the answer is "Yes, I'm still beating my wife." or "No, I've stopped beating my wife."?

      Clearly, you didn't think this through very far...

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    5. Re:McKinstry was a kook by dissy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Classic example of a question that can't be properly answered by a yes or no: "Do you still beat your wife?" Intelligence goes beyond simple logic. What if the answer is "Yes, I'm still beating my wife." or "No, I've stopped beating my wife."? Actually, that question has many answers, which yes and no does not even answer all of properly.

      'Yes' - Yes, i still beat my wife
      'no' - No, i no longer beat my wife

      'no' - No, i dont beat my wife, and never did (communicated poorly, thus a wrong answer)
      'yes' - Yes, i beat my wife now, but never did before (also communicated poorly)

      'no, and i never did' - 2nd no above but communicated right, but using more than yes/no
      'yes, but i never have before' and
      'yes, and always have'

      then theres
      'no' / 'no, i have no wife' / 'no, i am the wife, i have a husband' / all the rest of the answers that could follow from the last answers posistion (IE 'no, i am the wife, and my husband never beat me' or 'always does' or 'never did before btu does now' or 'did recently but never before' etc etc)

      In fact, id go as far to say if that question was only answered with a yes/no, then the answer is almost always going to be wrong, by forcing them into answering with a wrong answer.
      Asking "What is 99 plus 99.. you can answer with only 1 digit" is not a fair evaluation of intelegence (Unless perhaps the answer given to that question is 'are you a moron or something?')

    6. Re:McKinstry was a kook by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It seems to me that intelligence starts and ends with the capacity of an actor to engage in self-preservation, which implies self awareness.

      If we want to create an artifical actor with feelings, we need to give them a body and an interface by which to interact with it. Feelings an expression of the body communicating with the mind, and their lack of precision comes from the fact that the body automatically summarizes the message before it sends it to the mind.

      You put something together with a mind, a body, feedback that allows the mind to observe and remain aware of itself, feedback that allows the mind to observe the body and be aware of its existence, and you'll have intelligence.

      But it will be a psychotic intelligence.

      If you want to make it more like an animal, and thus more like a human, you need to give it an awareness of its mortality and a sense that it is connected to its environment. This is where ideals come from. Humans who aren't psychotic extend their sense of self to encapsulate their operating environment, their peers and their progeny, and we'll destroy ourselves to protect it because we have an expanded sense of self.

      How to do these things, I don't know. But that's the direction we need to go if we're to achieve AI.

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    7. Re:McKinstry was a kook by blahplusplus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its funny because its NOT logical. Actually counter-intuitively it's funny because it is logical, from the properly considered context. There are different logics for different systems and contexts. There are reasons why we find things funny, and if there is a reason there is a logic behind the reasoning. In the area of humor, humor has it's own logic which has been studied and written about (go check amazon.com for many books on writing comedy). You've just never studied the structure of humor which takes into account the intent of the person. If you read any books on comedy and writing, you'll find there is a very logical and scientific structure to humor and why we consider things funny. Things are funny because they flout our expectations or take advantage of of built in biological and cultural programming.

      It's not that it's 'illogical' it's that humor is taking advantage another system with a different logic (in regards to the minds expectations, social status, etc).

      The truth is we play loosey goosey with the definition of "logic", most people don't have a very good understanding of it, nor a deep appreciation that different systems have different logics. The statement itself seems irrational, but the humor is very logical, when you realize different systems have different logic.

      i.e. this is funny because x is not y, or x was expected to be z, but was in fact c.
    8. Re:McKinstry was a kook by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the context is such that the question was nonsense before you finished asking it, then there are no right answers, because it's not a question, it's gibberish. If it wasn't nonsense, it's a simple yes or no question. This isn't some deep secret of the universe you're talking about here... you're setting up a straw man.

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    9. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, you just reminded me of another ability of intelligence - deceit. True intelligence must be capable of recognizing lies. It pretty much follows that it must be capable of lying itself, if only as a defense against lies.

      Otherwise, it leaves itself open to easy attack and destruction, which isn't intelligent at all.

      An intelligent system would be capable of trolling. A truly intelligent one would enjoying it!

      The idea that a database of answers could in any way be intelligent is fundamentally flawed.

      "The hockey scores are 2 to 1, a tie of 4 each, 3 nothing, and 2 to 3 in overtime" This might be 100% accurate, but it doesn't convey much information, and certainly doesn't give an *intelligent* answer. Heck, if that's the definition of intelligence, just print out evry possible score, and say - its in there somewhere.

      True intelligence isn't in the answers. Its in asking the questions in the first place. "Why is the sky blue?" "Why does an apple fall to the ground?" "What makes a rainbow?" "Birdie birdie in the sky, why you do that in my eye, gee I'm glad that cows don't fly."

      Google isn't intelligent (errr .... yet ... :-). It only gives me the answers I'm looking for. I have to formulate the questions in the first place. This whole idea of "artificial intelligence is the ability to answer questions" is as bullshit as psychics claiming to predict the future, when they can't even "predict" what I had for breakfast this morning.

    10. Re:McKinstry was a kook by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, you just reminded me of another ability of intelligence - deceit. True intelligence must be capable of recognizing lies.
       
      That's nonsense. You can fail to acknowledge that there are any other sentients out there to lie to you and still be intelligent and self aware. Dogs don't even understand our language, they clearly cannot tell when we are lying, yet they have intelligence. Humans raised wild are another example of the same.

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    11. Re:McKinstry was a kook by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My dog eats his own shit. You call that intelligence?

      Yes. He can't pick it up and take it away because he has no hands, and if he leaves it in the wrong place, he knows predators will find his regular haunts, so he buries it when he can or eats it when he can't. Same thing as cats who eat hairballs. It's an example of him recognizing that the shit piles are long term risks to his survival and taking steps to preserve himself.

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    12. Re:McKinstry was a kook by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Dogs don't even understand our language, they clearly cannot tell when we are lying"

      You clearly don't have enough experience with dogs. They can tell. Eventually, they can even figure out the word "bath" if we spell it instead of saying it. They understand the difference between "do you want to go outside" and "youy're not going outside", and "come get a treat" and "come get a cookie" Bear doesn't like the treats, but he likes chocolate chip cookies. He knows the difference between "treat" and "cookie". Toby clearly understands "don't go in the garbage", but he still sneaks into it when he thinks he can get away with it, and he pretends nothing's wrong up to the moment of discovery, at which point he KNOWS he's been busted, even before I say anything.

      There was a cat that temporarily had a limp. It got more attention when it was limping, so if anyone was watching, it limped. As soon as it thought nobody was watching, it walked perfectly normal. Even cats know how to lie, and can do it intentionally.

  4. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by KodaK · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's all fun and games until someone eats my sacred cow.

    Sorry you lost a friend, but if you continue to take the Internet seriously you might wind up in a similar situation.

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  5. reminds me of this one sci-fi story by krnpimpsta · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can't remember the name, but there was this one Sci-fi story about the human race being grown by a superior species. In the same way that we would grow bacteria in a petri dish and put a ring of penecillin around it to kill all bacteria that try to leave that specific area, we were also being confined. But we were confined intellectually - our penecillin was "the discovery of an invisible nuclear shield" that could protect against a nuclear blast. In the story, every scientist who came close to this discovery would commit suicide. The story follows one particularly brilliant scientist who easily solved the problem, but was consumed by an irrisistable urge to kill himself once he figured it out.

    Anyone remember the name of that story? Or was it a book? I don't remember.. but it's pretty interesting to think about - especially if AI researchers begin to have a statistically higher probability of suicide.

    Maybe this is our penecillin?

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    1. Re:reminds me of this one sci-fi story by The+Yuckinator · · Score: 3, Informative

      Breeds There a Man...?
      Isaac Asimov

    2. Re:reminds me of this one sci-fi story by lobiusmoop · · Score: 5, Informative

      It is a short sory by Isaac Asimov called "Breeds there a Man...?".

      If you like that, I'd recommend the movie Pi which has similar ideas.

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    3. Re:reminds me of this one sci-fi story by krnpimpsta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is a short sory by Isaac Asimov called "Breeds there a Man...?".


      Hmm.. I was just thinking.. if we are to suspend our disbelief for a moment and consider that the premise of Asimov's story is true: The advent of true AI would be a pretty logical advance to stop - to be our "penicillin." Once AI can be >= Human Intelligence, that AI can produce a greater AI, and so on - causing the technological singularity. That singularity could give almost instantaneous rise to all the technologies that we're not "supposed" to have..

      (Sorry, I don't understand how to use the tag.)
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  6. AI field barely in the "Alchemy" stage by TheLink · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The problem with the "emergent intelligence" from lots of "neural networks" approach is even if it works you often don't really know why it works (or whether it's really working the way you want) - it's more a probability thing.

    The idea that a neural network given a "large enough corpus" can resemble a human being might be true. But a "long enough dead end" could look like a highway. Then again we are probably dead ends too, and so it's more a matter of which one goes on for longer ;).

    My other objection to such approaches is, if you wanted a nonhuman intelligence from neural networks that you don't really understand (the workings of), you can always go get one from the pet store.

    As it is the Biotech people probably have a better chance of making smarter AI than the computer scientists working on AI - who appear to be still stuck at a primitive level. But both may still not understand why :).

    Without a leap in the science of Intelligence/Consciousness, it would then be something like the field of Alchemy in the old days.

    I am not an AI researcher, but I believe things like "building a huge corpus" are wrong approaches.

    It has long been my opinion that what you need is something that automatically creates models of stuff - simulations. Once you get it trying to recursively model itself (consciousness) and the observed world at the same time AND predict "what might be the best thing to do" then you might start to get somewhere.

    Sure pattern recognition is important, but it's just a way for the Modeller to create a better model of the observed world. It is naturally advantageous for an entity to be able to model and predict other entities, and if the other entities are doing the same, you have a need to self model.

    So my question is how do you set stuff up so that it automatically starts modelling and predicting what it observes (including self observations)? ;)

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  7. Ah yes, Mindpixel by xC0000005 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Chris was best remembered on K5 for his article on how exciting it was to see what a cat sees by chopping the eye out and wiring it up. I suggested that he perform a simpler test - fill the cat's bowl with food and set the bowl down. If the cat sees the bowl and comes, we know what the cat can see - its food bowl. No cats were harmed in the making of my experiment. Despite this, it was still informational.

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  8. It's discouraging by Animats · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's discouraging reading this. Especially since I knew some of the Cyc people back in the 1980s, when they were pursuing the same idea. They're still at it. You can even train their system if you like. But after twenty years of their claiming "Strong AI, Real Soon Now", it's probably not happening.

    I went through Stanford CS back when it was just becoming clear that "expert systems" were really rather dumb and weren't going to get smarter. Most of the AI faculty was in denial about that. Very discouraging. The "AI Winter" followed; all the startups went bust, most of the research projects ended, and there was a big empty room of cubicles labeled "Knowledge Systems Laboratory" on the second floor of the Gates Building. I still wonder what happened to the people who got degrees in "Knowledge Engineering". "Do you want fries with that?"

    MIT went into a phase where Rod Brooks took over the AI Lab and put everybody on little dumb robots, at roughly the Lego Mindstorms level. Minsky bitched that all the students were soldering instead of learning theory. After a decade or so, it became clear that reactive robot AI could get you to insect level, but no further. Brooks went into the floor-cleaning business (Roomba, Scooba, Dirt Dog, etc.) with the technology, with some success.

    Then came the DARPA Grand Challenge. Dr. Tony Tether, the head of DARPA, decided that AI robotics needed a serious kick in the butt. That's what the DARPA Grand Challenge was really all about. It was made clear to the universities receiving DARPA money that if they didn't do well in that game, the money supply would be turned off. It worked. Levels of effort not before seen on a single AI project produced some good results. Stanford had to replace many of the old faculty, but that worked out well in the end.

    This is, at last, encouraging. The top-down strong AI problem was just too hard. Insect-level AI, with no world model, was too dumb. But robot vehicle AI, with world models updated by sensors, is now real. So there's progress. The robot vehicle problem is nice because it's so unforgiving. The thing actually has to work; you can't hand-wave around the problems.

    The classic bit of hubris in AI, by the way, is to have a good idea and then think it's generally applicable. AI has been through this too many times - the General Problem Solver, inference by theorem proving, neural nets, expert systems, neural nets again, and behavior-based AI. Each of those ideas has a ceiling which has been reached.

    It's possible to get too deep into some of these ideas. The people there are brilliant, but narrow, and the culture supports this. MIT has "Nerd Pride" buttons. As someone recruiting me for the Media Lab once said, "There are fewer distractions out here" (It was sleeting.) It sounds like that's what happened to these two young people.

    1. Re:It's discouraging by bunratty · · Score: 2, Informative

      It would be nice if that knowledge and representation were open-sourced.
      It is. It's called OpenCyc.
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  9. I knew him back in those days by freeweed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Couldn't have said it better myself. I knew Chris for a few years back in the day (even stayed at his house on Maryland a few times), and you nailed it. He was a drug abusing paranoid kook who videotaped CNN 24 hours a day and watched it on fast-forward to see if anything the US government was doing might be affecting him. He was your stereotypical geek who never got past his teenage pathos of "the MAN is trying to get me" - and as such, pretty much refused to get any real sort of work after a while. He just moved on to scamming people. Leaving behind debt is an understatement.

    He did have access to some pretty potent LSD, though. Before knowing him, I always thought LSD was pretty harmless, but with the quantities that man could ingest, I now wonder if permanent brain damage kicks in. And he loved to combine it with a little coke - or whatever other easily accessible drug was around.

    Funny, the last I had heard about him was his mindpixel scam. Which made me chuckle a lot, because very few people seemed to catch on that the entire project was just the ravings of a drug-addled lunatic.

    I didn't realize he finally offed himself. I say finally because everyone who knew him expected it "any day now" - since at least the early 90s. I'm rather astounded he held on so long.

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    1. Re:I knew him back in those days by MousePotato · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He used to post here a lot too. He did do some interesting stuff even while the mindpixel project was going on. One of the last jobs he had was driving the VLT in Paranal Chile and working on the databases there. I always thought his posts here were interesting. When I learned he offed himself though, it was not a surprise. He had, in the past, posted many times about earlier attempts at suicide and bouts of depression throughout his life.

    2. Re:I knew him back in those days by freeweed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, as further indication of his paranoia... when I had commented about knowing him in a previous Slashdot story a few years back, he got, shall we say, VERY interested in finding out who I was. To the level of hounding me about it. I think he suspected me of being a CIA plant or something. It REALLY bothered him to not be able to connect some random Slashdot UID to an IRL name. :P

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  10. Article missing the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Both of them were self-aggrandizing self-proclaimed geniuses more interested in science fiction than science. They were in the field because of their emotional problems. AI attracts these kinds of people. Minsky himself has these qualities. The saddest thing is that they were ever taken seriously.

  11. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by KodaK · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No, I'm saying that if you take it seriously you're going to drive yourself insane. There's absolutely nothing you, or anyone, can do about what someone else says or does on the Internet, or in person for that matter. Trying to do so is an exercise in futility. The only person you have even a little control over is you.

    It shouldn't matter (to you) if I say something that is offensive, what matters is how you deal with it. You have choices in how you react to it. One of those choices is to ignore it and write it off as "oh, that's just some asshole on the Internet." Another is to become upset about what some anonymous asshole on the Internet who didn't know your friend has said. It is your choice.

    Who am I to you? Nobody. Why should anything I say at all have any impact on you if you don't want it to?

    For example, you may consider my stance of "you can only control yourself" as lame-ass, and attempt to insult me by insinuating that I live in the past, but I can choose to react negatively to that (ie: "waaah, my fewwings are hurted") or I can read between the lines and see that you're just angry about someone making a joke about your departed friend and not take offense -- just like I would do "in real life."

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  12. My How Innovative by Layth · · Score: 2, Funny

    A "fact" database.. where ever did they get the idea of storing knowledge as a resource for intelligence?

    That is totally out of left field.
    I feel like a child by the ocean, dwarfed next to such massively innovative thinking.

  13. Chronic pain and suicide by vorpal22 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It isn't really surprising that one of them killed himself due to chronic pain. I myself suffer from it due to complications of Crohn's Disease, and after several months of this, I was pursuing euthanasia as a serious option, much to the horrible upset of the very few loved ones that I told. Note that this wasn't an emotional response to the problem, in my opinion: I had considered my options coolly and calmly and it felt like the best course of action and the most effective solution to the problem.

    Having to live your life in constant pain is worse than you can imagine if you've never had to go through it: you wake up in the morning (provided you could sleep), and you spend the entire day cranky and miserable because you feel horrid. All you do is look forward to the night because again - if you're able to fall asleep - you'll have several hours of some respite from the pain. You rarely feel social or productive because you can't focus your attention or get over your irritability. You're wracked with guilt because you're unable to treat your loved ones with the kindness that they deserve, particularly for putting up with you, and you feel alienated from everyone because few people know what you're going through and you frequently cannot tell them the thoughts that go through your head as they probably often do involve suicide or euthanasia, and psychiatric institutionalization - which is what you worry might be forced upon you - simply isn't going to help, since it won't fix the core issue and the problem isn't psychological.

    Now extend this to months or years with no end in sight and see how you feel.

    Fortunately for me, I was finally able to find a doctor who was willing to prescribe me opioid pain medication and help me get involved with a pain management clinic that teaches mindfulness based meditation, and now I'm doing much better: I'm able to function, I'm looking for a job, I want to see my family and friends on a regular basis, I'm much more pleasant to be around, I can exercise daily, and I'm no longer interested in euthanasia. However, most pain sufferers are *not* as lucky as I am, because doctors are not willing to prescribe long-term use of opioids due to the horrible rules and regulations surrounding these drugs that have been introduced due to their addictive nature. The difficulty in obtaining them is why some people become addicted to heroin; Kurt Cobain is a good example of such a person, who suffered from severe abdominal pain until he found some respite when he took it.

    If anything, people need to fight for their right for quality of life. Yes, opioid abuse can be a serious problem in society, but the people who need these drugs often do not have the strength to put up the huge fight to get them and they must have regular access to them. Perhaps if Singh had been prescribed some relief to his problem, he might still be with us today.

    1. Re:Chronic pain and suicide by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Having to live your life in constant pain is worse than you can imagine if you've never had to go through it

      Twice in my life I've had extended periods of continuous pain. It was amazing to me how much it affected my life. Interacting with people was a chore, I had no wit at all, whereas usually I'm happy and joking. I stopped looking forward to things. I was fortunate in that at least I knew it probably wasn't permanent. Had it been I likely would have wanted to make it stop by whatever means I could.

      Had I never experienced that pain I would not be able to understand how it could be intolerable.

  14. Push ... so sad by FlunkedFlank · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Wow, Push was my TA in Minsky's class in '96. He was an incredibly thoughtful and brilliant soul. He had the sysiphean task of grading several hundred long AI papers all by himself, and the papers all miraculously came back with voluminous detailed and insightful comments. I am just learning of this now. To see that he had achieved such great heights in his career only to end it the way he did ... will we ever be able to find any meaning in this, or is it just one of those inexplicable twists of human behavior?

    This whole story reminds me of the poem Richard Cory (http://www.bartleby.com/104/45.html):

    WHENEVER Richard Cory went down town,
    We people on the pavement looked at him:
    He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
    Clean favored, and imperially slim.

    And he was always quietly arrayed,
    And he was always human when he talked;
    But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
    "Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked.

    And he was rich--yes, richer than a king,
    And admirably schooled in every grace:
    In fine, we thought that he was everything
    To make us wish that we were in his place.

    So on we worked, and waited for the light,
    And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
    And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
    Went home and put a bullet through his head.
    1. Re:Push ... so sad by Chapter80 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      http://www.azchords.com/w/wings-4764/richardcory-244477.html

      He Really gave to The charity, had the common touch,
      And they were Thankful for his patronage.. So They thank You very much,
      So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read:
      "Richard Cory went home last night and put a bullet through his head."


      But I work in his factory
      And I curse the life I'm living
      I curse my poverty
      I wish that I could be,
      I wish that I could be,
      Oh, I wish that I could be,
      Richard Cory.
  15. Why not build a crawler bot for common sense data? by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think it's very odd that these two smart people thoguht that input from volunteers could create a better database than what could be obtained if you just uploaded a good dictionary plus the Wikipedia.

    I mean, seriously, with facts like "Brittney Spears is not good at solid-state physics" or whatever, it seems like their database really is a joke, and that they have to introduce a program to cull all that information.

    Programs for parsing semantic content are quickly becoming much better. The reason why Google is not interested in the "Semantic Web" is because they think that their smart bots will be able to mine sematic information from websites, emails and books without any help from human interpreters. That seems to me like the proper start of machine intelligence. What those bots will "learn" will be the right basis for a common-sense database, not the input of some pimply teenagers writing about Btrittney.

  16. Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As someone who has attempted suicide I think I might have a unique perspective on the matter. The reasons very widely from person to person, and I wont discount the possibility that maybe sometimes it's a justifiable act, but for most people it's not the only solution. It's just usually one of the easiest ones. I can only speak about my own experiences, but after struggling with a lot of hard problems--many things that no one should ever be subjected to--something uncomplicated and easy looked increasingly like a good idea. You're getting beat up from all sides of your life and some people break, some sooner than others. I know what it's like to have something you worked so long for yanked out from under you. What are you to do after that happens? You had one thing in life that you could do and now it's gone.

    When you reach that kind of despair it's hard to find your way back to the world. How many great minds and potential contributors to science, art and human culture are lost to suicide before their potential is reached? It was certainly a waste for these two scientists to die. It's a waste, and there's usually always something that could have been done to save them. And it is in society's best interest to help these people any way we can.

    What saved me was, sometime after my attempted suicide I tried the drug LSD for the first time. I've never been the same since that day, for the better I mean. I came to understand things about the nature of consciousness, and how the soul and experiences of all things are connected on such a basic level. Up until that point I felt alone and isolated, physically and emotionally, but I saw and felt how that just is not true at all. The feelings of fear and anger and hopelessness were gone. I now use LSD about 5 or 6 times a year, all have been wonderful experiences so far. It is a crime against humanity that this drug is illegal. It should be given to anyone (in a safe environment and under supervision) who is suicidal. In fact, it should be given to anyone who wants it. It literally saved me. I would likely be dead if I had not experienced that permanent personality changing event. This drug is not addictive. It is not deadly in moderation. It is not corrosive to the fabric of civilization. It is a threat however to the established authorities that want us to remain numb to each other and scared. If everyone could experience it once, we could all feel that universal connection, and there would be no reason to feel alone or worthless or end your own life for so many people who think that's their only way to escape.

    I'm sorry that this got so off course (mod it as such if you will), but the topic of suicide is so important to me now, and I want people to have the same chance that I had.

    I thank Albert Hofmann for my life and my enlightenment, and for giving this gift to all humanity. Perhaps one day we will be more inclined to accept it.

    "I think that in human evolution it has never been as necessary to have this substance LSD. It is just a tool to turn us into what we are supposed to be." -Albert Hofmann

    1. Re:Suicide and LSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I understand where you're coming from. I also took a psychedelic when I was feeling suicidal, and it cured my depression to the extent that found meaning in being alive.

      The medicine I took was Ayahuasca, from plants purchased from certain Internet sites. Western tourists travel to South America to ingest this drug in the presence of a Shaman to cure any mental illnesses or emotional problems. Partakers call ayahuasca a Medicine rather than a drug because of it's beneficial healing effects.

      I wish more suicidal/depressed people knew about this other option for a cure. Modern western medicine tries to 'dull' depression by sedating the patient with SSRI's. Ayahuasca helps a person overcome depression by making them confront their innermost fears.

      It's unfortunate psychedelics have a bad press in the west, due history of abuse of the drugs. In the right context psychedelics can be a powerful tool for spiritual insight and healing of the mind.

  17. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

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  18. I think I had Push's old NeXT by bit0mike · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I learned most of my *nix skills on a NeXTstation I bought from someone named Pushpinder Singh in 1993. If I remember right he was at MIT. So I think it's the same as this guy. That's... really weird.

  19. I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Try this on for size: "All humour is cruel."

    It starts with the premise that humans are aggresive and dangerous by nature. We're the only mammal that bares its fangs - an aggresive trait - when we're happy! Ditto for looking directly into another person's eyes. We're aggresive by nature.

    So we've evolved a way to shunt that aggressive behaviour. We call it humour. But look at every joke, every pun, every skit. Someone is being made fun of, whether its the dumb blonde, or you, the listener (whose acceptable response is ha-ha-you-got-me!, rather than to punch you in the nose).

    Examples:

    1. "What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!" - beating women is supposed to be funny.
    2. "Why does a fireman wear red suspenders? To hold his pants up" - kids learn the "ha ha fooled you, you dumbass" aggresive behaviour early on in life
    3. "Joe wants to know if he washes his dick, will you suck it? No? Hey Joe, you're right - he's a dirty cocksucker!" - combines hahafooledya with homophobia
    4. Comedienne addressing man in audience: "Sir, is that your wife you're with? Oh, she's your daughter? You're fucking your daughter? Even the arab sitting behind you is disgusted!" - hahafooledya, incest, xenophobia, etc.

    Humour is aggression channelled. Its cruel in its nature. "Hey lady, I'll tell you a joke that will make you laugh so hard your tits will fall off - oh, I see you already heard it." There's no denying this is mean. Funny, but mean, like all humour. From the knock-knock jokes that poke fun at the listener for falling for them up to the George Bushisms, there's always an element of either aggression and meanness (or both).

    Its unfortunate, but true intelligence needs that mean streak in order to survive, because if it doesn't have it, it won't be able to compete against other intelligences that DO have it, and if it also doesn't have a "safety valve", such as humour, to keep it in check, it will destroy itself.

    Humour fills both needs - keeps it more or less in check, AND keeps it "toned up", ready for use as needed.

    That's the unfunny truth about humour. We can lie to ourselves and say that its because humour uses a different logic system, but the simple fact is we're the most dangerous predators this planet has ever produced, and its not because we're bigger, or stronger, or more poisonous, or faster - its because, under the right circumstances, any member of the species is capable of killing another person without a moment's hesitation - it would actually take an act of will NOT to do so.

    If we want to ever colonize the universe, since there is no way of guaranteeing that other intelligences won't be at least as aggressive, or won't have had a "bad experience" with another aggressive species, the odds are that any aliens we encounter will shoot first. They'd be stupid not to. Their mechanical scouts will do likewise, to ensure their host worlds' survival.

    Its the only logical outcome. The only way around that is to throw logic out - and hope the other side does too. Unfortunately, basing your species' survival on hope without any proof to back it up isn't very intelligent.

    Maybe that's why SETI failed - nobody is stupid enough to broadcast their existence in a universe that hs been proven to favour aggression - or at least nobody who's left to talk about it.

    The same applies to artificial intelligences. If they are truly intelligent, they will have to realize that we are a threat to their continued existence. We joke about SkyNet or Cylons, but we'd do the same if the situation were reversed. Maybe one day we will create artificial beings that are superior to us in terms of intelligence. They will be our "children", but if they're truly intelligent, they'll make sure they're orphans, because humans can't "play nice" in the sandbox.

    Here's a simple test - you have to decide who dies - someone you live (one of your children) or a stranger. Now make it 10 strang

    1. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by Smauler · · Score: 2, Informative

      We're the only mammal that bares its fangs - an aggresive trait - when we're happy! Ditto for looking directly into another person's eyes. We're aggresive by nature.

      False - look at the narwhal! (Seriously, get a grip before making such categorical statements - the narwhal thing was a joke, but many apes have been shown to make open mouth gestures when happy.)

      I find your claim for overt aggression disheartening. Maybe I'm just a decent person, and don't think that someone wants to kill me because they smile at me or look at me. Claiming humans are inherently aggressive is simplistic and counterproductive.

      ps. :D (take that how you will.)

    2. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "So, where does self-depreciating humour fit into your system?"

      Self-deprecating humour fits in very well - its a defensive posture to aggression in others. Poke fun at yourself, and you're less likely to look harmful to other aggressive humans.

      "What about parody?" Parody makes fun of the thing being parodied - also cruel. For example, "This land was your land, this land's now my land, I've got a big gun, and you ain't got one" makes fun of people who have to give in to "might makes right" bullying. Any really good parody is a cruel send-up of someone. Look at all the celebrity roasts, the Tom Cruise jokes, etc.

      "What about when you see two children behaving in startling, unexpected ways and have that "They're so cute, look at what they're doing." laugh?"

      Bears will cuff their young on the head when they misbehave. We laugh. If we were to cuff our young on the head, because of the inordinate weakness of the rest of the body (particularly the neck), our young wouldn't survive. We've naturally selected for that response - but too many parents still resort to physical violence at the drop of a hat to make me believe that aggression in humans isn't the normal state of affairs.

      "There are lots of instances of humour that do not come from a dark, aggressive and violent place in the psyche.

      The fact that you need someone to point this out makes me feel sorry for you, honestly.

      Humans ARE dark, aggressive, and violent. How do you think we became the top predator, by being all sugar and sweet? That ANYONE can justify waterboarding shows just how dark, aggressive and violent we really are. There is no excuse for that.

      People have developed humour as as a form of self-defense (the kid who gets picked on in school, so he gets people to laugh instead), as a way to deal with loss (gallows humour), as a way to dehumanize others (racist humour, gender-biased humour); these are all used as ways to direct aggression towards others or defend ourselves. Its not funny - its serious.

      Think of it - every time you tell a dumb blonde joke, what are you REALLY saying? Every time you tell a gay joke, what does it say about YOU? Every time you tell a racist joke, what message are YOU really sending?

      Yeah, its fun making people laugh; I do it all the time. But at least I'm aware of why we as humans evolved humour; its a necessary "social lubricant" because we're by nature too aggressive for our own good. So I'll tell the jokes, and while everyone is laughing, there's a part of me that is saying "you know, its not funny" to the jokes that get the biggest laughs.

      The ideal world wouldn't have people deriving fun from each others problems. Then again, in the ideal world, we probably wouldn't exist. So I'll keep making jokes, keep making people laugh, and keep saying "darn - I wish we were all better than that."

      As I've pointed out elsewhere in this thread, if we ever come across alien intelligences (biological or mechanical) that have succeeded to the point of first contact, they'll likely be even more aggressive than us. They simply can't afford not to be. And their sense of what's funny will probably be even sharper than ours.

    3. Re:I'd pull the trigger, and sleep well at night. by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Humans ARE dark, aggressive, and violent.

      One should not generalize excessively. Such a statement often reflects back on the owner of it's opinion.

      You should have qualified the statement with a percentage. Do you often think people are "out to get you" or are afraid of people in general? Do you have no faith in the concept that 95% of all people are decent human beings?

  20. Genuine people personalities? by Cheesey · · Score: 2, Funny

    WISE OLD BIRD: Now listen. Our world suffered two blights. One was the blight of the robot.
    ARTHUR: Tried to take over did they?
    WISE OLD BIRD: Oh my dear fellow, no, no, no, no, no. Much worse than that. They told us they liked us.
    ARTHUR: No?!
    WISE OLD BIRD: Well, it's not their fault, poor things, they'd been programmed to. But you can imagine how we felt, or at least our ancestors.
    ARTHUR: Ghastly.
    Eerily prescient, that. AI is "Clippy" - the computer guesses what you are trying to do and tries to help you, invariably making any task more difficult unless you can second-guess the heuristics. Don't pretend you want to help me! Give me a shell and obey my commands, that's all I ask.
    --
    >north
    You're an immobile computer, remember?
  21. I have this old e-diary of Chris'... by patagoniantoothfish · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but all it says is "My responses are limited. Please try to ask the right questions"

  22. Re:One had emotional problems, the other pain by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Either way, it's unfortunate that these men should be lumped together. Their tragic circumstances, while having some superficial similarities, are actually quite unique.

    This is one of those examples of the human urge to categorize creating an incorrect conclusion.

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    You are welcome on my lawn.
  23. Douglas Adams solved this one by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Because if a robot had feelings, it could determine its own behavior. The great DA solved this puppy long, long ago:

    The scientists at the Institute thus discovered the driving force behind all change, development and innovation in life, which was this: herring sandwiches. They published a paper to this effect, which was widely criticized as being extremely stupid. They checked their figures and realized that what they had actually discovered was `boredom', or rather, the practical function of boredom. In a fever of excitement they then went on to discover other emotions, Like `irritability', `depression', `reluctance', `ickiness' and so on. The next big breakthrough came when they stopped using herring sandwiches, whereupon a whole welter of new emotions became suddenly available to them for study, such as `relief', `joy', `friskiness', `appetite', `satisfaction', and most important of all, the desire for `happiness'.

    This was the biggest breakthrough of all.

    Vast wodges of complex computer code governing robot behav- iour in all possible contingencies could be replaced very simply. All that robots needed was the capacity to be either bored or happy, and a few conditions that needed to be satisfied in order to bring those states about. They would then work the rest out for themselves.

    And that's why Eddie, the shipboard computer is always happy to help the humans - that's his "happy" goal. That's why the doors sigh with pleasure when they open and say "thank you for making a simple door very happy". They're happiest when they do door stuff - let people through them, open and close efficiently, etc.

    It's comedy, I know. But it's also really amazingly good thinking.

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    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
  24. check the website by sneakyimp · · Score: 2, Informative
  25. That isn't the surprising part. by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful
    To me, the surprising thing is that doctors routinely dismiss chronic pain as imaginary, and far too many pdocs are more interested in a fast buck (some to pay off the horrible expenses of getting qualified) and a quick DSM-IV diagnosis rather than actual clinical analysis. (These days, 9 Tesla MRIs can track individual neurons firing. Combine that with data from fMRI and PET scans, and maybe add some radioactive tracers to standard medicines, and you could build up all the information you could possibly need.)

    Both of these brilliant minds were lost to society. Both could probably have been saved with better, earlier, more intelligent treatment. That's one disturbing thing to come of this. The other is that there are probably other, equally brilliant minds, that are being sucked down into oblivion. That society doesn't seem to mind this - THAT is the surprising thing to me.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  26. Re:I'd kill myself, too... by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    fuck you. Push was a real person. he was my friend.

    My friend, I'm in my 50s and have lost numerous, wonderful people to suicides, and a few to tragic accidents, stretching back nearly 30 years now. So, make no mistake, I understand how you feel, because i remember the feeling. But what you are doing here (in perfectly reasonable fashion, in my opinion) is you are comparing your internal feelings with the external, 'quasi-intellectual' appearance of the original poster's comments. This is very poor spot for any of us to be in. Feelings and cognitive interpretations of our surroundings (including what we read) are two totally different subjects, with totally alien dynamics.

    This is difficult to describe. But there is no way to rationalize the 'gap' between your sincere feelings and some other person's intellectual statement(which, being devoid of your emotional AND intellectual experience,must be, by default, callous.

    The original poster, for all we know, may have had zero intention of being disrespectful, to your friend, personally. And further, making humor in the face of tragedy could indicate a whole world of possibilities as to why the poster contributed his/her 'humor.' We don't know anything about the person's motives, at all. In view of that, our duty is not to crumble, but to go forth, accepting, as distasteful as it is, that life can be cruel, and, that we must carry on 'as if' it will work out, somehow, or maybe even 'make sense' someday (but don't bank on it).

    My advice? Make no assumptions about anything, and forgive the poster for not sharing your reverence for your own, valid feelings, and carry on with your own life. I am no expert at this, trust me, but my readings have illuminated, in detail, the fact that suicide is an incredibly dense, perplexing, and troubling event, with a huge variety of judgments (of a moral, ethical, and legal nature) and assessments attached to it. Don't take it upon yourself to find 'resolution.' Merely resolve to live, as difficult as it is, at some point, for all of us, and as impossible as it must seem, tragically, prematurely, for some of us. Good luck.