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RIAA's Attack On NewYorkCountryLawyer Fails

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "p2pnet.net reports that the RIAA has egg on its face. When the Electronic Frontier Foundation requested permission to file an amicus curiae brief on behalf of Boston University students challenging the RIAA's ex parte discovery order, the RIAA lawyers attacked the blog 'Recording Industry vs. The People' for its criticism of the RIAA as seeking to 'abuse the American judicial system, distort copyright law, and frighten ordinary working people and their children' and then falsely claimed that the blog's author is an EFF attorney — this despite the fact that they know that the blog's author (known on Slashdot as NewYorkCountryLawyer) is a partner in a New York law firm and not an EFF attorney. Judge Gertner apparently wasn't impressed, and granted the EFF's motion, rejecting the RIAA's objections, since she felt amici curiae might 'shed light' on the 'copyright law' and 'computer technology' issues before her."

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  1. NewYorkCountryLawyer by Phoenix666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am glad that NewYorkCountryLawyer posts on Slashdot, because I always learn from his posts.

    But my pop-culture saturated brain always translates that username as, "Single Female Lawyer," and I worry about visitors from Omicron Persei 7.

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    1. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Steeltalon · · Score: 4, Funny

      But that final episode was so great! Imagine how great NewYorkCountryLawyer could make a series finale! I like to hope that it involves Lur eating the RIAA.

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      Regards, Ian
    2. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm proud to be in the vanguard of the struggle to save Earth from the clones.

      --
      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    3. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is it bad that I immediately knew it is actually Omicron Persei 8?

    4. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by timster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      NERDS watch NERDY movies and TV shows! Duh! How short-sighted do you have to be to reason "I'm a nerd, and I don't watch TV, so TV can't be nerdy"?

      Seriously, make your own site, use the tagline "News for Nerds who Despise Culture", and go to town.

      --
      I have seen the future, and it is inconvenient.
    5. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by CaptainZapp · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ray, even though I'm not an American and not directly affected by those thugs I want to thank you for your efforts. Tables seem to turn into a direction that makes them worth it.

      abuse the American judicial system, distort copyright law, and frighten ordinary working people and their children

      But please, stop abusing the American judicial system, please refrain from distorting copyright law and may I kindly mention that it's not nice to frighten ordinary people.

      Don't you think of their children?

      :)

      --
      ich bin der musikant

      mit taschenrechner in der hand

      kraftwerk

    6. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now that the writer's strike is over, you should shop your story in Hollywood. It's part Erin Brockovich, part "Anatomy of a Murder" with a "lawyer with a heart of gold" main character. Hollywood LOVES remakes. Let's wait until we get a happy ending to go with.

      Off topic: how do we, as non-lawyer types, bring some of the lawyers working for the RIAA up to their respective Bar Association for ethical/procedural violations? I would hope that would contain the RIAA better. I don't know. Maybe the Judges will do it for us.
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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    7. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by techpawn · · Score: 2, Funny

      But my pop-culture saturated brain always translates that username as, "Single Female Lawyer,"
      Well thank you VERY much! Now I can never see a post or story from him without "NewYorkCountyLawyer... Havin' lots of sex..." echo through my head!
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      Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country did to you
    8. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember, though -- you're still a lawyer, so even if you're on our side, we all fucking hate your scaley snake-ass.

    9. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by mweather · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's Omicron Persei 8, not 7.

    10. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course not. This is the unofficial thread.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    11. Re:NewYorkCountryLawyer by wish+bot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It also shows the difference that ONE person can make. Now, I know there's more to it than that, but so many people here complain that the only way to enact change is with gobs of money. Well here is proof that dedication, perseverance, and calm rational reasoning CAN make a difference.

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  2. Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: by Enlarged+to+Show+Tex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It takes far more money to buy the entire judicial system than it does to buy a few hundred politicians

    1. Re:Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: by powerlord · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The industry will undoubtedly go down kicking and screaming, but down it will go - of that there can no longer be any doubt.


      I disagree. I think instead that, "The industry AS IT IS NOW will undoubtedly go down kicking and screaming, but down it will go UNLESS IT CHANGES."

      Imagine if the Recording Industry decided to offer up its music at one "low price", or perhaps they decided to offer non-DRMed tracks (perhaps for an extra dollar. Or maybe they could offer an "all you can eat" monthly subscription, or maybe a free streaming service.

      Now imagine if all the groups doing this started signing up exclusive talent to their service, and perhaps decided to form an organization to help watch out for their interests (lobbying, etc.) .

      Perhaps something like "The Online Recording Industry Association of America".

      Maybe they can just shorten it to ORIAA.

      All that is happening is that the current business model is failing. If the existing recording companies fail to recognize this, and prepare themselves for the paradigm shift, then they will be rendered obsolete by new companies that DO recognize the shifting ground in the marketplace.

      As a consumer though, there will always be a RIAA, or its successor, the only question is whether it will view us as adversaries or consumers.
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    2. Re:Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah. You also forgot to add BSD is dead, Microsoft is on the way out also, and this will finally be the year of "Linux on the Desktop".

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
    3. Re:Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Funny
      What we're witnessing are the death throws of the RIAA.

      It's death throes, not death throws! THROES. GAAaaahhh! (grabs wax doll, removes RIAA sticker and a few pins, writes "Bombula" on a tag and pins it to doll. Grabs said doll and swings violently against remains of a TV, then bashes with a copy of Mein Strunk.) Death THROES of RIAA ! THROES!! AHahaha! (throes doll out the window, takes deep breath, checks medication...)

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  3. For the non lawyers by ZanySpyDude · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:For the non lawyers by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean there are non-lawyers here?

      Now you tell me.

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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    2. Re:For the non lawyers by mooingyak · · Score: 5, Funny

      The non-lawyers must not post very often. Everything I read here is pretty much dead on for accuracy on legal issues.

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    3. Re:For the non lawyers by RobBebop · · Score: 4, Funny

      The non-lawyers must not post very often. Everything I read here is pretty much dead on for accuracy on legal issues.

      IANAL, but I have represented myself on numerous occasions against various traffic infractions, so I have much experience on all matters of law.

      I can see why you would be confused.

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    4. Re:For the non lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      But, for some reason, the authors of most of those posts have a bizarre anal fixation.

  4. Geez Louise, by arizwebfoot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You have to wonder what they'll do next.

    Maybe claim that if you share ear buds with your friend, that you're "stealing" the music? That you should be prosecuted for theft?

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    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
    1. Re:Geez Louise, by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they thought they could get away with it, I'm sure they would do that. As it stands now they either: 1) have one small toe grounded in reality enough to let them know that this wouldn't be allowed, or 2) have this as a future step in their master plan.

      --
      My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
    2. Re:Geez Louise, by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 2, Funny

      On the plus side, if they decide to prosecute you for sharing a pair of ear bud headphones with your buddy, you'll only be liable for "stealing" half the song!

  5. RIAA = SCO? by CheechBG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    is it just me, or are there more and more similarities between the RIAA's public handling of these cases and the SCO ordeal? It seems like ever week or so another judge issues a smackdown to the RIAA's motions or momentum. I hope for the sake of the public that this doesn't drag on as long as the SCO trial did/is, but I can't help but draw the conclusion that the RIAA's path is ultimately doomed. If not doomed by the courts, then doomed by inciting subversion in their user base. It's just a shame that this has to affect so many more people than just SCO vs. Novell/IBM (and Linux users collectively)

    1. Re:RIAA = SCO? by qortra · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If you get the majority of your news from Slashdot, I think your perception of the state of affairs would be skewed. There are several important differences between SCO and RIAA:
      • SCO was evil and stupid, whereas the RIAA is merely evil (though it has had bonehead moments)
      • SCO was only known or really recognized among people (usually IT/Software people) who were smart and knowledgeable enough to know just how terrible they were. The RIAA, on the other hand, is a nationally recognized organization, and the majority of people who know them won't have the knowledge or experience to know exactly why they suck so much.
      • The RIAA has deep pockets and [until recently] enjoyed the outright support of very large influential corporations. SCO, on the other hand, only had Microsoft which really couldn't outright support SCO (they had to support them through shady deals like buying licenses, and that only goes so far).
      • SCO was looking out for SCO. They were a greedy, selfish, stupid company that were willing to bring down the entire open source community for their own profit. The RIAA on the other hand has the interests of an entire business model in hand; they see it as their job to rescue a dying business model from death. Not only do they enjoy the support of their constituent corporations, but also sympathy and legal/lobby aid from their evil sister organizations (MPAA, BSA to name a few).
      None of this is written to claim that there isn't hope. However, this will be a much harder battle than SCO. SCO was pathetic, and the RIAA simply isn't.
    2. Re:RIAA = SCO? by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you overestimate the notoriety of the RIAA.

      While there are certainly industry types and perhaps some
      related business owners that might be familiar with them,
      the RIAA might as well be SCO.

      As far as whether or not those who know know well enough
      to despise them... well, there's that last bit about the
      RIAA trying to reduce songwriter royalties. So don't be
      so sure that the non-geeks aren't aware of how evil the
      RIAA is.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  6. Euphemisms by pandrijeczko · · Score: 5, Funny
    p2pnet.net reports that the RIAA has egg on its face.

    I'm not sure this is the correct euphimism to use for the RIAA in this sentence.

    Over here in Blighty, the expression "you have egg on your face" is often said to a man who had forgotten to zip up his trouser flies, possibly after visiting a urinal. That's because we British are a quiet and genteel people who consider it quite rude in polite company to shout out "OI, MATE! YOUR F***IN' FLIES ARE OPEN!" and prefer to use this quaint euphemism instead. Of course, the fact that every other British person in hearing range already knows what the euphemism means and immediately starts staring at the target's gusset-region anyway, doesn't enter into it.

    However, the fact that this euphemism implies that the target is no doubt displaying a flaccid, tiny, shrivelled willy while everyone else is pointing their fingers and laughing at him can hardly be applied to the RIAA now, can it?

    Oh wait...

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    Gentoo Linux - another day, another USE flag.
    1. Re:Euphemisms by pandrijeczko · · Score: 2, Funny
      And having your fly open is rather embarrassing, especially if you're not wearing underwear.

      I think being embarrassed would much depend on the size of what is being displayed. If the target could, for example, truthfully respond with "Yes, but that pavement is really chafing the end of it", I doubt he would consider that he had too much to be embarrassed about...

      --
      Gentoo Linux - another day, another USE flag.
    2. Re:Euphemisms by JoeZeppy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Over here in Blighty, the expression "you have egg on your face" is often said to a man who had forgotten to zip up his trouser flies, possibly after visiting a urinal.

      Ha! Where I'm from, we say "Kennywood's open!"

      50 Imaginary mod points to the first person to correctly localize that euphemism!

    3. Re:Euphemisms by JeepFanatic · · Score: 3, Informative

      So ... what part of Pittsburgh are you from?

  7. I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many times on how many levels can one reference oneself. He submitted an article that was written by him about a court ruling on his work. I'm not dissing him, I'm just envious. Maybe someday, I'll figure out a way to write a fully recursive story.

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    Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
    1. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by RockedMan40 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well - If he can deliver a good smackdown to ANY *IAA group, he can post "I am God" every day on ./ for all I care!

      And If I have mod points that day, will give him an "Informative" or "Underrated" mod!

    2. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Funny

      How many times on how many levels can one reference oneself. He submitted an article that was written by him about a court ruling on his work. I'm not dissing him, I'm just envious. Maybe someday, I'll figure out a way to write a fully recursive story. In my defense, I wasn't planning to submit this article. A friend had the idea, and twisted my arm to do it.

      But now that I've done it, I'm glad I did, because I'm reading some of the funniest comments I've ever read, such as this one, this one, and this one. And the thread is only about 20 minutes old at this point, so I would say we're just getting warmed up.
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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    3. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You just had to add one more level by posting a comment, didn't you...

    4. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Mr. Beckerman is writing about something that is near and dear to many slashdotters' hearts (mine included) You're right. The way I first heard about Slashdot was that one day I found a post on my blog about RIAA litigation getting clobbered by visitors from a place called "slashdot.org" where an amazing Talmudic debate was under way, in which various participants were citing to various segments of various litigation documents and transcripts. I said to myself

      "what the heck is this? it looks like an internet discussion board but it's obviously something much different than that? and who are these people, they seem like lawyers, who else would be interested? but they seem smarter than lawyers? just as argumentative, but more logical?" So I asked my youngest son, who is an astrophysicist and techie, and he set me straight. And my life hasn't been the same since.
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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    5. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

      So I asked my youngest son, who is an astrophysicist and techie, and he set me straight. He said:

      "No, dad, these people aren't like you. They have souls unlike lawyers but they lack lives.

      A lawyer will have many dates while a geek or nerd will have none. You might wow a girl by bringing her home to your mansion and serving her fine wine & caviar, a Slashdotter will call upstairs to his mother for more rice krispy treats and kool aid.

      You know your bounds on expertise and the law is your opinion. The Slashdotter knows no bounds on his expertise and his opinion is the law.

      So you see, dad, if you try and communicate with these beings, you best not make a mistake or confuse Shatner with Nimoy or you'll face the most demeaning comments the internet has ever seen.
      --
      My work here is dung.
    6. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You just had to add one more level by posting a comment, didn't you... I always comment. Being a good listener isn't one of my virtues.
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      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    7. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, that is not what he said.

      Remember,
      (a) he's a geek too, and
      (b) I'm basically a nerd, although I've misplaced the pocket protectors which served me so well during my days at Bronx High School of Science.

      --
      Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
    8. Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer by Reziac · · Score: 2, Funny

      So long as you're a good talker, we don't care. [g]

      Now, go crack some more eggs!!

      [This is the RIAA. This is the RIAA fried with bacon. Any questions??]

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  8. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But my pop-culture saturated brain always translates that username as, "Single Female Lawyer," and I worry about visitors from Omicron Persei 7. The first time I read it, I actually thought it was a pun on The Hyperchicken which would always start his sentences with "Now, your honor, I'm may be just a simple hyperchicken from a backwoods asteroid ..." from the same pop culture show you speak of.

    Luckily, once I read his posts, I was quite impressed and informed but also saddened by the way he was treated when he was first interviewed on Slashdot. But lucky for us, he keeps contributing massively and acts as a bridge between us and that strange foreign legal world where logic will get you killed.

    Furthermore, I hope I get a follow up story where NewYorkCountryLawyer gets mad and pushes back. Of all the people assaulted by the RIAA, he's the most likely to be able to comprehensively do something about that. Hats off to you, Ty & Ray!

    Just, please, NYCL, for the love of God whatever you do do not install P2P client software on your computer at this point! :-)
    --
    My work here is dung.
  9. Dr. Seuss by scubanator87 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would you like green eggs and ham?

  10. Only a judge of good character by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Funny
    would be able to do this without laughing loudly and falling off their chair... emphasis is mine

    the RIAA lawyers attacked the blog 'Recording Industry vs. The People' for its criticism of the RIAA as seeking to 'abuse the American judicial system, distort copyright law, and frighten ordinary working people and their children' and then falsely claimed that the blog's author is an EFF attorney -- this despite the fact that they know that the blog's author (known on Slashdot as NewYorkCountryLawyer) is a partner in a New York law firm and not an EFF attorney. Judge Gertner apparently wasn't impressed, and granted the EFF's motion [CC], rejecting the RIAA's objections, since she felt amici curiae might 'shed light' on the 'copyright law' and 'computer technology' issues before her." The RIAA accused NewYorkCountryLawyer of using *THEIR* business model against them. Surely that is illegal? right?
    1. Re:Only a judge of good character by arootbeer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if they patented it! Haven't you been keeping up with slashdot?

  11. nycl: an offer by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Interesting

    i live and work in midtown, have an hd camera and an editting set up, and a burning passion in support of a common sense approach to intellectual property

    i am not looking for a soap box, i am offering you a soap box. if you ever had dreams of pulling a michael moore or a morgan spurlock on the riaa, let's do it

    call it "taking on the riaa", or i am sure you can think of a better title. we can sample some of the more egregious bastard things these guys pull, and document, in real time, as they are taken down in case after case, digesting it into something more palatable for the mainstream public by explaining to them why it should matter (in a cinematic way, not a talky way: interview say that woman from wappingers falls who was attacked). emotionally, it would simply be little guy versus vile conglomerate. all factual, no stagey theatrics. but not boring and dry legalese. done right, it would be cinema gold

    i'm 100% serious. if you are game, i am willing to commit serious time to this. lead us on nycl. i am sure there are other slashdotters who would sign on to this too

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  12. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    once I read his posts, I was quite impressed and informed but also saddened by the way he was treated when he was first interviewed on Slashdot. Thank you, eldavojohn, for bringing a smile to my face, reminding me of that raucous interview and its aftermath in the comments section. But you needn't have been saddened by my treatment. I loved every minute of it. What you may not know about me is that I come from a family where there is nothing we loved more than a good argument. Combat is in my blood. I totally loved the experience of being interviewed and then roasted on Slashdot. I thrive in an environment where there is freedom to speak freely, because I believe that in a fair and open forum the truth will prevail.
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  13. Definition of Amicus Curiae by sorak · · Score: 5, Informative

    From Wikipedia

    Amicus curiae (plural amici curiae) is a legal Latin phrase, literally translated as "friend of the court", that refers to someone, not a party to a case, who volunteers to offer information on a point of law or some other aspect of the case to assist the court in deciding a matter before it. The information may be a legal opinion in the form of a brief - testimony that has not been solicited by any of the parties - or a learned treatise on a matter that bears on the case. The decision whether to admit the information lies with the discretion of the court.

    In case anyone else was wondering what amicus curiae meant.

  14. Hyperchicken? More like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. by JoshDM · · Score: 2, Funny

    [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unfrozen_Caveman_Lawyer]Phil Hartman on SNL in the late 80's / early 90's[/url] for originating the win.

    "When I see a solar eclipse, like the one I went to last year in Hawaii, I think 'Oh no! Is the moon eating the sun?' I don't know. Because I'm a caveman -- that's the way I think."

  15. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, when are you, cpt kangarooski and Compulawyer going to form up like Voltron and deliver an unholy (but fully legal) beating to RIAA? Also, how much will tickets be to attend said event?

  16. c'mon RIAA, go frontal, not guerrilla by bzipitidoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    accuse Plaintiffs of acting as "a cartel of multinational corporations [that] collude to abuse our judicial system, distort copyright law, and frighten ordinary working people and their children."

    Well, RIAA lawyers, the answer is simple. Show the world you believe what you say. Sue NYCL for libel! Take on Harvard too, while you're at it. The aggrieved tone of that statement tries to make the accusation sound ridiculous. So why don't you RIAA guys put your money where your mouth is, and sue? You have full confidence you will win, don't you, because he's wrong? Or could it be he's right, and you're nothing but a bunch of sulky bullies spouting trash talk from a safe distance? Guess you haven't got guts enough to take him on, and that says it all right there. This attempt to quash a brief is the equivalent of wishing you could have someone arrested and jailed, but in absence of any reason to do so settling for walking your dog over to fertilize his yard. Weak.

    --
    Intellectual Property is a monopolistic, selfish, and defective concept. It is "tyranny over the mind of man"
    1. Re:c'mon RIAA, go frontal, not guerrilla by kimvette · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or could it be he's right, and you're nothing but a bunch of sulky bullies spouting trash talk from a safe distance?


      RIAA = slashdot.org? ;)
      --
      The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
  17. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Re: Arguments If you didn't enjoy it, you would have picked the wrong field..... Well I did pick the wrong field. But that's a discussion for another day.
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    Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
  18. been both places by nomadic · · Score: 4, Informative

    A lawyer will have many dates while a geek or nerd will have none.

    As an ex-sysadmin turned lawyer I can assure you, to my great chagrin, that is not true.

    1. Re:been both places by Translation+Error · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's because your datability factor is the product of the ratings for all the careers you ever had, and, unfortunately, 0 * many = 0.

      --
      When someone says, "Any fool can see ..." they're usually exactly right.
    2. Re:been both places by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn, that sucks. I knew I should have been a rock musician.

  19. Re:IANAL-BIPOOS by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not a Lawyer but I play one on Slashdot I'm not a lawyer. I was one until Slashdot ruined me for it.
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    Ray Beckerman +5 Insightful
  20. Re:IANAL-BIPOOS by Reziac · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, you're a lawyer, except on slashdot, where you play a laywer?? My brain hurts. Where's my lawyer, I need to sue someone for damaging my intellectual property! ;)

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  21. Question for NewYorkCountryLawyer by ShinmaWa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One thing that wasn't made clear by the articles, that I was hoping Mr. Beckerman could clear up. It appeared that the EFF was awarded their motion in spite of the RIAA's attempt to falsely associate you and your blog to them, but there's no indication, that I saw, that the court has been made aware that you and your blog are not at all associated.

    Was the false association that the RIAA made between you and the RIAA ever set straight to the court? I know that if anyone tried to falsely associate me to an organization in such a manner, even to an upstanding organization such as EFF, I would be writing all kinds of letters attempting to set the record straight.

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  22. Re:Geez Louise,-HEY, IN SCOTLAND... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Informative

    Maybe claim that if you share ear buds with your friend, that you're "stealing" the music? That you should be prosecuted for theft?

    Don't laugh. In Scotland just a few months ago, a car repair facility was fined for public performance without a license because the mechanics doing the repairs were playing their radios loud enough for customers in the waiting area to hear. Remember that radios are licensed in Britain, and that they can be really stupid at times. Especially since the customers could have listened to exactly the same station on their own radios without a problem.

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  23. Bravo! by beadfulthings · · Score: 3, Informative

    New York Country Lawyer, you are an asset to Slashdot. I hope you continue to live long and prosper; you've certainly educated me, and I suspect the same is true for a lot of regular Slashdot readers.

    --
    "Here's what's happening. You're starting to drive like your Dad..." - Red Green
  24. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by networkBoy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Obviously you enjoyed it because you came back ;)

    Well I did pick the wrong field. But that's a discussion for another day. Have you considered being a /. troll?? You'd likely make the #1 spot faster than any other troll in history!
    -nB
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  25. please...please....please by mediaempyre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I sure wish someone would finally get out in the open how much the recording companies rip us off when we buy a cd. Look at the cost of a blank cd versus what we pay for a recorded one. Remember when cd's came out?? Last forever, and cost less than albums. How much do they actually pay the artists?? Ask anyone how much the groups started by Maurice Starr actually got paid. The BS about paying the artists is just that BS. If mom and pop actually knew how much they're paying that goes to the conglomerates.

  26. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by techpawn · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...where there is nothing we loved more than a good argument.
    An argument? This is Slashdot a.k.a Abuse... You want room 12A just along the corridor...
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  27. Muchos Kudos to NYCL by Stanislav_J · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have always appreciated NYCL's opinions and commentary, and it's not hard to see why the RIAA was so keen on discrediting him. After all, he is their worst nightmare: a lawyer who (a)is not on their side, (b)actually understands computer technology and software, and (c)also understands the dubious legal nature of many of the RIAA's actions. Moreover, he can explain (b) and (c) in ways that even the most clueless judge (not to mention the most non-techie /. reader, like me) can understand. He's showing that the emperor has no clothes (or, at the very least, is in a state of minimal dress) and they take umbrage at that. Keep fighting the good fight, sir -- we salute you.

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  28. Re:Also want to know by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'd also like to know if RIAA might face any penalties for lying in their statements to the court. Does this count as perjury? It would certainly merit Rule 11 sanctions, and possible dismissal of their case.
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  29. Re:We love the NewYorkCountyLawyer!!!! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dear Ray - let me adapt your post:

    One day you found a post on your blog about RIAA litigation, getting clobbered by visitors from a place called "slashdot.org" where an typically amazing Talmudic debate spiced with trolls was under way, in which various participants were citing to various segments of various litigation documents and transcripts, mixed with impassioned semi-correct theories.

    Every time such a story appears, we say to ourselves:

    "Who the heck are we? We're clearly an internet discussion board, but the signal-to-noise ratio is far higher than the run-of-the-mill boards, and that makes us much more dangerous. We wish we could be lawyers for an hour so we could save the 8 years of our lives but still get the correct answer. Except - we're trained in technology instead of law, so we dive head first into Technology-Law cases about judges and other lawyers trained in law instead of technology, while desperately posting disclaimers to beware of the treacherous law content of our posts.

    So when a couple of Gosh-Wow Real Lawyers appear, who can triumphantly declare "I *AM* A Lawer, No N in that IAAL abbreviation here!", we begged y'all to set us straight. And so you did, and our life hasn't been the same since.

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  30. Re:Is this really significant? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

    I am avowedly disgusted by the RIAA and hate them just as much as any card-carrying slashdotter, but I have to wonder if this is really a significant defeat. You're absolutely right that it's not unusual for a judge to grant a motion for leave to file an amicus curiae brief.

    What is unusual -- in fact in 34 1/2 years of experience in litigation I don't think I've ever seen it happen -- is for some lawyer to be moronic enough to oppose. The RIAA lawyers are the only lawyers I have ever seen do such a thing. They've done it at least twice now, and lost both times.

    And what is also unusual is for a member of the Bar to deliberately lie to a federal judge, because the consequences which can flow from that to the lawyer's career are huge. These lawyers deliberately lied to the Judge when they represented that I am an Electronic Frontier Foundation. They also lied to the Judge when they implied that the quote they'd extracted was from February 5, 2008, when in fact it was from months earlier.
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  31. Re:Is this really significant? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

    They did NOT retrieve it from the site on February 5, 2008. That quote had been removed months earlier, and appeared nowhere on the site on February 5, 2008.

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  32. NewYorkCountryLawyer: I'm a fan by rinkjustice · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amazing, NewYorkCountryLawyer is actually getting under the skin of the RIAA. I love it.

    I guess the RIAA hate it when you lift up the rock from under which they dwell, and expose their churning, writhing selves to the bright sunlight of truth.

  33. Re:Is this really significant? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well in that case, very stupid move on their part! They can't help themselves. It's in their nature.
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  34. Re:Is this really significant? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

    The papers are controlled by Richard Gabriel of Holme Roberts & Owen in Denver, CO.

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  35. Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm used to being forced to concede points to people who make very good points, and reconsider my position because of them. Good lawyers (as opposed to the RIAA's lawyers) do that all the time.

    The RIAA's lawyers never concede anything unless the judge calls them on it. (See, e.g. Transcript of January 26, 2007, oral argument in Elektra v. Barker.). Even then, the next time they're in court with a different judge, they'll say the same stupid thing anyway, hoping the second judge won't find out about the first one.
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