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First Organic Molecules Found on Alien World

Galactic_grub writes "The detection of planet HD 189733b is in some ways just another small victory for extra-solar planetary science. It is too hot for there to be anything 'alive'. Just the same, somewhere on the planet are trace amounts of the gas methane. The fact that the element was detected at all offers hope for understanding future discoveries of Earth-like worlds, says NewScientistSpace. Researchers from Caltech and University College London used the Hubble Space Telescope to peer at the planet and examined spectral signature of starlight filtered by the planet's atmosphere, to identify different chemicals. 'The authors suggest that some ill-understood chemical process might be responsible, either concentrating the methane in cooler parts of the atmosphere, or generating extra methane directly. Alternatively, the methane might simply mean that the planet happens to be very rich in carbon.'"

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  1. Yet another step closer to my goal by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    One day I'm gonna bang me a green chick.

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    1. Re:Yet another step closer to my goal by radarsat1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      With that kind of mouth, it'll certainly happen before "you bang you" an earth girl.

    2. Re:Yet another step closer to my goal by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Funny

      Aren't we all going to be pissed if we finally find the green chicks one day and they're only interested in jocks and weightlifters?

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    3. Re:Yet another step closer to my goal by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

      searing gas giant
      I think I might have banged one of those in college after a keg party. My friends wouldn't look me in the eyes for a week.
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    4. Re:Yet another step closer to my goal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "With that kind of mouth, it'll certainly happen before "you bang you" an earth girl."

      If you talked to your mom, you'd find out exactly how wrong you are.

      Son.

  2. sooo... by Freeside1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    methane... aliens can fart...?

    1. Re:sooo... by sgt+scrub · · Score: 3, Funny

      aliens can fart...?

      Worse. We don't detect them unless they do. This explains why the fat guy in the room is the easiest to detect.

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  3. Test of Faith by Psiren · · Score: 5, Funny

    Meh, I'm positive that the FSM put it there, to test our faith in his noodly appendages. Life on another planet?! Preposterous!

    1. Re:Test of Faith by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      HD 189733b is a graphic illustration of the fate of any planet that fails to maintain a sufficient population of pirates.

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    2. Re:Test of Faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Prepastarous!

  4. Please... by Joseph1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please no more overlords, my back fucking hurts from the whip with those we got now...

    1. Re:Please... by Jeng · · Score: 3, Funny

      Would you not welcome an overlord who won't be whipping you?

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    2. Re:Please... by corbettw · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sheesh, another Paul supporter. Haven't you guys given up yet?

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  5. Re:Methane is an element? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's certainly an element of misunderstanding here. Are you talking of me, Thane?!
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  6. Re:Unfortunately, not a smoking gun... by fizze · · Score: 3, Funny

    Also, the planet is around 700 degrees Celsius...why are we so sure this completely precludes the possibility of life?

    Actually, who knows what our planet may look like from a few lightyears afar in, say, a couple of hundred years?
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  7. Re:Misleading by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Funny

    *ba-dum tsch*

    I use tcsh, you insensitive clod!

    /P

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  8. Re:Methane is an element? by chemisus · · Score: 2, Funny

    The fact that the element was detected at all There's certainly an element of misunderstanding here.


    What we have here is failure to compound.
  9. Carbon? Feh by ErikZ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Alternatively, the methane might simply mean that the planet happens to be very rich in carbon.

    Most likely it's because of cows. Space cows.

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  10. Re:why bother? by ari_j · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are making a critical mathematical error. This thread is about the number of vaginas per woman.