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Rush Limbaugh Begs Steve Jobs For Bug Fixes
jlgolson writes "Yesterday, Rush Limbaugh complained on his radio program about some problems that he was having with his Mac: 'Mr. Jobs, please help me. I know we don't agree on anything ... But can you put me to somebody that can get this going, because I know it's gotta work for most people. What am I doing wrong?' Eventually he shared that he was running into actual problems with Time Machine and Back to My Mac. Can you fix them?"
'stuff that matters' ???
The only reason Steve Jobs co-founded Apple was so that he could eventually get even with assholes like Rush Limbaugh. These bugs were invented just for him.
Get a PC!
Just send me your root account information.
Rush, Here's how to fix your Mac. - Get off drugs - Shower - Learn how to be nice - Lose weight - Volunteer for NASA flights to Saturn
Oh, lord. A story that brings together the Mac-vs-PC debate and the Conservative-vs-Liberal fight.
It's the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups of Internet flame wars. I predict a global meltdown of the entire Net within a week.
But from a glance at the last name I, for just a brief second, saw the article title as
"Steve, what happening? Look, I've got some problems with my Mac here, it's being a bit of a bother... yeah... so if could you come in on Saturday to fix it, maybe even Sunday... that would be terrific... mkay?"
Not that I really want to dignify your post with a response, but I'm gay and you straight people can keep that son of bitch!
Helping you would be welfare. You want a handout? What do you think this is, soviet Russia? Its leftist pinko commies like him that are ruining America. They want something for nothing, and they want you to pay for it. Well let me tell you about this little thing called the free market. It means if you want something done, you have to pay for it. Its the American Way. And if you don't like it, go live with the commies in China.
Oh what, it isn't supposed to apply to him?
I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
"Yes, Mr. Limbaugh, if you just open a terminal right now
And so on.
Tedious Bloggy Stuff - hooray?
That's right. They should have tagged it Viagra!
if (userName=='Rush Limbaugh')
{
ramdomError();
}
"God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
Isn't that a bit...metrosexual? For him, I mean?
Smart people who are angry at the world because they're not getting any?
which is totally what she said
Compared to hearing himself, I'd call deafness a blessing.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Yes, but it removes the possibility of leading Mr. Limbaugh realistically on to step (xiv), the Infernal Dance of Data Recovery - namely, him dancing around on the charred remains of his former abused Macintosh, stark-bollock-naked, covered in animal grease, recovery CDs stuffed up his backside, singing the Swedish national anthem.
Backwards.
Y'see, you have to pace your technical advice properly. What's the use of destroying all his data in one fell swoop? No fun at all.
Tedious Bloggy Stuff - hooray?
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road.
Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer.
They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the front door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed hours. When he came out, Limbaugh was confused about why his employee had been there so long.
"Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses," explained the driver.
"What did you tell the farmer?" Limbaugh asked.
The chauffeur replied, "I told him that I was Rush Limbaugh's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
Disclaimer: this joke is not original...
Rush, I can fix it! I have just the thing to fix your problem. It's called a "Rootkit." We'll install it right away!
I take it you've never seen Al Gore.
I cried real tears when Li Mu Bai died.
Yeah, Europe is so much better than America where you'll be prosecuted for criticizing those in power. Thank God the Europeans have those laws or someone might try to say something bad about Mustached Germans, Italians with helmets, or Russian "presidents" who poison their political opponents.
AntiFA: An abbreviation for Anti First Amendment.
I thought it was Techies and Trekies have longs necks, and are good at blowing themselves(having long since moved past patting themselves on the back).
Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
If we could do that, there would be no posts.
HAHAHAHA!
After attacking democrats for years, he finally gives in to pleading to a prominant corporate democrat for help. Boy, I love the sweet smell of irony in the morning.
Multiplayer Gaming (defined): Sitting around, discussing single-player games with my friends, at the bar.