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NASA Plans Lunar Mobile Phone Network

If NASA and the British National Space Centre succeed in their 'MoonLite mission' you won't be able to say, "In space no one can hear your ringtone." They plan on building a satellite system/phone network that would provide full four-bar signal coverage for colonists living in the base NASA wants to build at the south pole of the moon after 2020.

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  1. Telecoms reap millions by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Funny

    A couple of hundred thousand miles away is a lot of roaming.

    1. Re:Telecoms reap millions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope, you're definitely a retard. How do you think light gets from the sun to earth? How do you think signals get from the ground to satelites? Shit. Someone needs to go back to elementary school.

  2. What are the data rates by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    $20+ a meg and $5 a text and $100 for 60 min of talk time

    1. Re:What are the data rates by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tell me the 60 min of "talk time" doesn't include the wasted time spent waiting for the message to reach the moon, get a response and head back.

      I could see it as something of a quarky attraction "talk to the moon: call 2-XXX...) to help fund research. But really what colonist is going to want to be in the middle of digging up dirt only to stop and answer a phone with some silly questions like "what's the weather like up there?"

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    2. Re:What are the data rates by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 5, Funny

      yeah, but I think that will come out to .02 a meg, .005 a text, and .1 for 60 minutes of talk in the petro-euros we will be using in 2020.


      You seem to be having a problem with your keyboard.
      Anyway, I corrected the text for you.
    3. Re:What are the data rates by Amouth · · Score: 4, Funny

      yeah, but I think that will come out to .02 a meg, .005 a text, and .1 for 60 minutes of talk in the Renminbi we will be using in 2020.


      You seem to be having a problem with your keyboard.
      Anyway, I corrected the text for you. Fixed again

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    4. Re:What are the data rates by SleptThroughClass · · Score: 3, Funny

      My personal preference is to avoid using a speakerphone in my space suit.

    5. Re:What are the data rates by Minwee · · Score: 2, Funny

      yeah, but I think that will come out to .02 a meg, .005 a text, and .1 for 60 minutes of talk in the Karma Points we will be using in 2020.

      o/~ Proud cascade keep on rollin'... o/~

  3. Figures... by framauro13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great. The Moon will have better coverage than my current Sprint plan. I bet their data plan will be cheaper too.

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    1. Re:Figures... by brian0918 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sprint isn't that bad.. I mean, I use it for everything I do online and I've ne#^%^#$&$^#&^$ NO CARRIER

  4. In space by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    noone can hear you now!

  5. 4 bars? by KublaiKhan · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's only going to be four bars to provide coverage on the moon?

    It had better be a small colony, then. Or they'd better be really big bars, hopefully without annoyingly trendy kitsch, and hopefully with some really good whiskey.

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  6. Lagggg by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder how long it takes your brain to adapt to talking to somebody when there's a 1-second+ delay each way? I've had conversations via satellite that seemed to have about a 1/2 second round-trip delay, and it was annoying as hell for the first few minutes.

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    1. Re:Lagggg by mcsqueak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you'd just have to take more time and be more thoughtful about cutting someone off, getting exciting and interjecting a comment randomly, etc... all the stuff people normally do in conversations. Hey, if I were a colonist I'd take a 1+ second voice delay over only being able to use email to communicate with friends/family back on Earth.

  7. Unless Obama wins by MagPulse · · Score: 5, Informative

    He'll delay Constellation for five years (pdf link, go to the last page), which will result in layoffs for all the people we'd need to get to the moon, and then we'll have to go try to re-hire them. Meanwhile the designs are being done now, so the plans will just sit for 5 years going out of date. Brilliant. And what will the money be used for? Saving no child left behind. Yes, let's dump more money in to education, that will fix it.

    1. Re:Unless Obama wins by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem isn't NCLB, its with the Teacher's Unions and Federal Involvement in Education.

      The fact is, no matter what we (as people) do, there are going to be problems with whatever. I know some people cannot accept "problems". The fact is, Problems exist, because we don't live in a perfect world. Trying to create a Problem Free Society is HUGELY expensive and impossible to boot. There will always be "problems" and pouring money into "solutions" will NEVER fix them all.

      There will always be people who fail the system, or the system fails some of the people. NCLB is flawed because it creates an impossible standard of perfection, where none can exist. Even the title betrays the goal. "No child left behind" is a great goal, but impossible to accomplish, which is why it is doomed to failure.

      I'd much rather give people OPPORTUNITY to succeed, and the opportunity to fail. Because sometimes failure is the greatest teacher of all, and leads to success.

      "I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb." Thomas A Edison (not withstanding the debate over TAE and invention of light bulbs)

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    2. Re:Unless Obama wins by llZENll · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Project Constellation overall is a great idea, but building a moonbase is probably a bad idea.

      He also argues that a Moon base is a poor use of resources, since "science can be done for far less money by robotic missions--which also don't put human lives at risk."[5] The Los Angeles Times seconded that in an editorial, saying "Manned moon flight may appeal to baby boomers, but it makes little scientific sense for most space missions these days. Robots can now perform, or be developed to perform, most of the tasks people would do at a moon station." [6]

      Columnist Gregg Easterbrook has criticized the plans as a poor use of resources. He writes that

      Although, of course, the base could yield a great discovery, its scientific value is likely to be small while its price is extremely high. Worse, moon-base nonsense may for decades divert NASA resources from the agency's legitimate missions, draining funding from real needs in order to construct human history's silliest white elephant. [7]

      According to Easterbrook, the billions of dollars that a lunar colony might cost should instead be devoted to exploring the solar system with space probes; space observatories; and protecting the Earth from Near-Earth asteroids.

      - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_outpost_(NASA)

    3. Re:Unless Obama wins by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless/until private groups start getting interested in moon missions, the design will be bleeding edge no matter how long you wait. The difference in waiting five years includes that (a) it will need to be updated to work with any developed advancements in materials science in the interim, and (b) you'll likely have to get a bunch of new people familiarized with the old designs once you pick things back up.

    4. Re:Unless Obama wins by imipak · · Score: 3, Insightful
      yeah, right, 'cos the current regime have been just showering money on NASA, right? Why, it's almost as if Dubya announced a pie in the sky plan at some far-off-date just far enough ahead that it'll have to be Democrat decision that, sorry, actually you've already spent the NASA Mars budget a few thousand times over in Iraq. (Note that that Planetary Society "success!" press release is about their (ok, our - I'm a member) getting existing funding for space science restored, after it was slashed to try to make up the increasing void between the directive "go back to the moon" and the reality that it costs money to make and fly spaceships and train astronauts. Lots and lots and lots of it, actually.)

      Many of us don't think the gee-whizz eye-candy coolness factor of watching someone bounce round the moon on TV is actually worth the enormous opportunity cost of what could have been done with that money if it wasn't wasted on manned missions. The Shuttle's landing tomorrow morning after a ten day mission that cost $1.3 billion. Consider that the incredibly successful Mars Exploration Rovers cost less than half that over the entire four years and counting mission, and have made fantastic breakthrough scientific discoveries as well as producing some amazing eye-candy.

      (And incidentally those are all "amateur" images produced from the raw data stream, thanks to JPL/Cornell/Steve Squyres' wonderful policy to release it as it arrives.)

  8. Re:lag time by PieSquared · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes. Optimally using light to go between earth and moon satellites it would be about 2 seconds. In reality it will vary significantly with the orbit of the moon, and of course nothing is optimal.

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  9. Re:lag time by brian0918 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "would there be an audible lag time for calls like this?"

    Nope, the article says any lag time would fall either below 20 or above 20,000 Hz. If you were trying to talk to fido, he might notice a delay, however.

  10. Can you hear me now? by Cheza · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is great, I'll be able to place a call on the moon but I still can't place one in my house.

  11. Re:but will you have to go outside to use it? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's see who trumps this one by offering a 5 bar service for Mars.

    Exactly what I was thinking. This is precisely why NASA is going down the drain. They can't even get full cellphone signal, let alone get their units right.

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  12. Oh, the heck with it. by arizwebfoot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now the Moon will another place I can't hide from the ex.

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  13. "In space no one can hear your ringtone." by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    "In space no one can hear your ringtone." That's an essential reason for being able to set your phone to vibrate.
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  14. This is actually a very clever plan by petes_PoV · · Score: 3, Funny
    Hopefully it will answer once and for all, the question about whether there's intelligent life out there.

    As soon as there's any hint of a mobile phone mast getting installed all the NIMBY's start moaning, writing to their MP's, holding protests and petitioning the phone company.

    If there is life on other planets, all we have to do to find it is to announce that someone will errect a mobile mast - then just wait for the protests from the aliens. No protests means we are truly alone, afterall.

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  15. Re:lag time by Nethead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please mod up that AC above!

    DANGER! Do Not Touch! 100,000,000 Ohms!

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  16. HELLO! I'M ON THE MOON! by damburger · · Score: 3, Funny

    NO, ITS SHIT!

    Sorry, had to be done.

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  17. Oh yeah? by binaryspiral · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have the Ted Kennedy phone coverage plan... they claim "more bars everywhere".

  18. 4 bars on the moon by kellyb9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    4 bars on the moon?! somehow, I know I'm getting screwed when I would get better service on the moon than I would at my house.

  19. When are we going to stop talking about phones? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I sincerely hope that the "mobile phone network" concept is the result of bad journalism rather than bad thinking. There are historical reasons for the development of telcom concepts in their current form; but the idea of transplanting them to an area not bound by legacy infrastructure is just pathetic. Are we still going to be separating "voice" and "data" in space? Will "SMS" still be a special kind of data thousands of times more expensive than the normal stuff? What times qualify as "nights and weekends" on Mercury?(I'm guessing that free nights and weekends will not be offered on the dark side of the moon) So much of our existing mobile phone infrastructure is just a mass of stupid legacy crap, good-for-business-bad-for-everybody pricing structures, and arbitrary limitations. Worse, much of it is hacked on top of a much more sensible wireless packet switched infrastructure.

    Wireless data links are good, obviously, particularly in places that have no wires. The incarnation we are stuck with on earth, though, is nothing short of pathetic. Surely we can do better than that in a place without legacy issues?

  20. A little.... Stupid by EdIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't mean to troll, I really don't, but this just seems to be an incredibly stupid waste of resources.

    I don't see it working that well due to the lag, and the costs are incredible.

    Are we really trying to put bandwidth (that is what is essentially being done) on the Moon?

    Isn't the whole reason why we are having problems with bandwidth/transfer caps in the US due to a lack of bandwidth? Maybe we should be investing in our infrastructures at home and solving the problems we have here with our current bandwidth before trying to place some incredibly expensive bandwidth on the moon for possible colonists.

    Now I understand this might be done for national pride, just like the space race in the 60's. Are we really going to have that much pride that we were the first to offer cellphone service on the Moon?

  21. brilliant by nguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    First, NASA tricks AT&T in setting up a cell phone network on the moon, then, in order to recoup their investment, AT&T must somehow get the moon colonized.

  22. Re:As opposed to? by MagPulse · · Score: 2, Informative
    As opposed to, sadly, Hillary:

    Senator Clinton does not support delaying the Constellation program and intends to maintain American leadership in space exploration.
    -Washington Post
  23. Wow by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Guess where *I'm* calling from!"

  24. Bummer by Tarlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...you won't be able to say, "In space no one can hear your ringtone." Well that's a damn shame, considering how everyone uses that phrase all the time.
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  25. Obsolencense is f(time, money) by EgoWumpus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I find it amusing that just this morning I read that the Air Force is in an uproar about needing $100B dollars over the next five years, just to prevent it's fleet from becoming anything less than cutting-edge.

    Yet, NASA receives a mere $16.2B per year - and even with planned increases will not exceed the amount the Air Force is asking for in addition to what it already gets.

    In short; I find it ridiculous that you can call anything "obsolete" that is barely funded, but has a much more sophisticated task to do. When NASA is as well funded as the Air Force, and can still not perform to par, then you can complain about it being obsolete.

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    1. Re:Obsolencense is f(time, money) by chuckymonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      I also think that is sad, however I do hope that most of the people here realize that a large part of the space program is funded by the Airforce. A huge number of satellites and other things are put up there by they the fly boys.

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    2. Re:Obsolencense is f(time, money) by afxgrin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obviously maintaining a military that can obliterate the planet is much more important than a cellular phone network on the moon, feeding the hungry, adding more jobs to the economy that earn above minimum wage, or providing universal health care.

      I wonder if it would be this hard to have a battle with the core of Al-Qaeda if it wasn't so obvious that fighting the US military head-on is a futile effort in the long-term. This whole, war on terrorism shit probably would have been dealt with by now... instead we're fighting a war with people who won't even bother shooting and trying to survive, they just blow themselves up trying to kill as many as possible. Does anyone seriously think the Chinese or Russians are just going to wake up one morning and think "hey, the US military is still using computers with Windows XP!!! We upgraded to Vista 2 years ago.... we obviously have an upper hand, let's go take over Hawaii and then California..., then we won't be pirating movies if we control Hollywood."

    3. Re:Obsolencense is f(time, money) by EgoWumpus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I used the airforce in part because I saw an article regarding it, but in part because it's job - a government aeronautic agency - is probably as similar to NASA as any other government program. You are correct; they are not identical. But note that my goal was to examine the scope of what we're dealing with; you can't say that NASA isn't doing it's job when it gets, in the grand scheme of things, a pittance to do what it needs to do. There are other government agencies, though, whom we barely question when they ask for more money - such as the Air Force.

      And, in regards to sophistication of task, I think NASA wins hands down. Yes, the Air Force has to deal with some pretty complex terrestrial obstacles, but NASA more or less has the entire universe worth of obstacles to overcome - and note that with their budget they are not only flying missions into orbit (and one hopes, eventually, beyond), but building up there, and doing research both terrestrial and beyond. Their scope is quite broad, along with being in the harshest environment we've yet come across.

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  26. Re:As opposed to? by damn_registrars · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why is "kill it completely where it stands (and be hailed for saving children from that horrific fucking monstrosity)" not an option?
    An excellent question.

    One only has to refer to the impact of the right-wing noise machine to see the answer. After all, it was the conservatives that created this monster, and they control the loudest of the media outlets. If one were to kill off "no child left behind", the right-wing media would jump all over it and label the people behind its killing as being "anti-child", "anti-education", "anti-progress", "anti-jesus", and of course "anti-america" and hence "anti-patriotic".

    Hell, just look at what those same media outlets did to Howard Dean's campaign in 2004, or what they've done to Kucinich every time he's tried to run.

    So in short, you would never be successfully hailed for saving children (due to the true controls over the US media), though you can certainly try. The neocons have set up almost a perfect storm by establishing this woefully underfunded beast of a bill.
    • You cannot support it without funding it (bad for raising taxes)
    • You cannot kill it without hurting children (bad for hurting children)

    Add to that the spineless fowl in congress that aren't willing to call out Bushco on their offenses, and you see that we're stuck with it for a long time to come.
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  27. IP Addresses in Space by arjay-tea · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if there is a block of IP addresses reserved for extraterrestrial use.