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NASA Plans Lunar Mobile Phone Network

If NASA and the British National Space Centre succeed in their 'MoonLite mission' you won't be able to say, "In space no one can hear your ringtone." They plan on building a satellite system/phone network that would provide full four-bar signal coverage for colonists living in the base NASA wants to build at the south pole of the moon after 2020.

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  1. Telecoms reap millions by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Funny

    A couple of hundred thousand miles away is a lot of roaming.

  2. Figures... by framauro13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great. The Moon will have better coverage than my current Sprint plan. I bet their data plan will be cheaper too.

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  3. In space by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    noone can hear you now!

  4. 4 bars? by KublaiKhan · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's only going to be four bars to provide coverage on the moon?

    It had better be a small colony, then. Or they'd better be really big bars, hopefully without annoyingly trendy kitsch, and hopefully with some really good whiskey.

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  5. Lagggg by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder how long it takes your brain to adapt to talking to somebody when there's a 1-second+ delay each way? I've had conversations via satellite that seemed to have about a 1/2 second round-trip delay, and it was annoying as hell for the first few minutes.

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  6. Unless Obama wins by MagPulse · · Score: 5, Informative

    He'll delay Constellation for five years (pdf link, go to the last page), which will result in layoffs for all the people we'd need to get to the moon, and then we'll have to go try to re-hire them. Meanwhile the designs are being done now, so the plans will just sit for 5 years going out of date. Brilliant. And what will the money be used for? Saving no child left behind. Yes, let's dump more money in to education, that will fix it.

  7. Re:lag time by PieSquared · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes. Optimally using light to go between earth and moon satellites it would be about 2 seconds. In reality it will vary significantly with the orbit of the moon, and of course nothing is optimal.

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  8. Re:lag time by brian0918 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "would there be an audible lag time for calls like this?"

    Nope, the article says any lag time would fall either below 20 or above 20,000 Hz. If you were trying to talk to fido, he might notice a delay, however.

  9. Can you hear me now? by Cheza · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is great, I'll be able to place a call on the moon but I still can't place one in my house.

  10. Re:What are the data rates by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 5, Funny

    yeah, but I think that will come out to .02 a meg, .005 a text, and .1 for 60 minutes of talk in the petro-euros we will be using in 2020.


    You seem to be having a problem with your keyboard.
    Anyway, I corrected the text for you.
  11. Oh, the heck with it. by arizwebfoot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now the Moon will another place I can't hide from the ex.

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  12. Re:What are the data rates by Amouth · · Score: 4, Funny

    yeah, but I think that will come out to .02 a meg, .005 a text, and .1 for 60 minutes of talk in the Renminbi we will be using in 2020.


    You seem to be having a problem with your keyboard.
    Anyway, I corrected the text for you. Fixed again

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  13. brilliant by nguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    First, NASA tricks AT&T in setting up a cell phone network on the moon, then, in order to recoup their investment, AT&T must somehow get the moon colonized.

  14. Bummer by Tarlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...you won't be able to say, "In space no one can hear your ringtone." Well that's a damn shame, considering how everyone uses that phrase all the time.
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  15. Obsolencense is f(time, money) by EgoWumpus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I find it amusing that just this morning I read that the Air Force is in an uproar about needing $100B dollars over the next five years, just to prevent it's fleet from becoming anything less than cutting-edge.

    Yet, NASA receives a mere $16.2B per year - and even with planned increases will not exceed the amount the Air Force is asking for in addition to what it already gets.

    In short; I find it ridiculous that you can call anything "obsolete" that is barely funded, but has a much more sophisticated task to do. When NASA is as well funded as the Air Force, and can still not perform to par, then you can complain about it being obsolete.

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