Do you really think that merely because they thought up this one night after drinking the bong water that this would be cheaper than it's metal counterpart is wrong.
Opening scene:
MacGyver is standing in a queue at the airport waiting to board a flight, only to be arrested as a terrorist when security officials discovers his swiss army knife. He's shipped off to Guantanamo Bay, and dies in a failed waterboarding interrogation.
The best way to buy a laser printer is to get the ink included. The ink for our color laser costs about $1k. When they phoned to sell us a toner saving device for $1.5k we laughed in their faces.
I can see it now... an Iraqi dissident is hiding in a ditch near Baghdad, determined to ambush the next American patrol, then reconsiders because he's distracted by the sergeant's spectacular breasts....that might just work.
Hooraay! Fake Tits for everyone!
All they need to do is setup a site asking for donations to send George Bush into space. They'll have the money before they finish their morning coffee.
That's one of the reasons the Allies won WW2. German perfection cost them the war, because they would spend 3 or 4 times longer to construct something in comparison with the Allies, and in the end they were simply overwhelmed by sheer numbers. If they did compromise quality the world would be speaking German, and the woman would have hairy armpits.
If it ain't broke don't fix it - that's words to live by.... but Nutscrape was the redheaded bastard stepchild of browsers from the day it started. I still wake up in cold-sweats from having to get sites display properly in it.
We screwed up our planet, kill each other, and Paris Hilton is on the planet. Any sufficiently advanced civilization out there will prove their superiority by never visiting Earth.
I've been working as graphic designer for the last 10 years, and in that time the number of programmers I've met that could design I can count on my one hand. Forget close-by universities or design schools, they try to train artists not designers. Prepare your content, current navigation structure (and potential future expansion of the site) and corporate stock (60x60px is not suitable) for a designer.
Be realistic with your expectations - if you want a site that brings you coffee and gives you a bj in the mornings, be prepared to pay for it.
I'm a designer, so I'm probably talking out of my ass here... but with the processing power available today it's only a matter of time something like this would be cracked.
Once that is cracked, to what level of intelligence is say a contact form filled in? If it's merely dumping the text into the fields with very little regard to context couldn't something like a form field hidden by stylesheets be used? If the field is populated merely kill the processing of the page?
There's no way to change the definition no matter what *legalsleeze* you throw at it.
Then you're obviously working with the wrong lawyers.
**** Johnnie Cochrans' out of thread ****
to the laughing gas version, they're also working on a bullet filled with laxatives - but that story was probably started for shits and giggles.
*** I'll get my things ***
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"You've been hit in the head by a sniper bullet" Allow or Deny?
The pidgeon could probably land somewhere, lay eggs and raise young pidgeons and it will still be there before Telkom.
She's lucky - she only got fired. If she used Comic Sans, I would have taken her outside and shot her.
Do you really think that merely because they thought up this one night after drinking the bong water that this would be cheaper than it's metal counterpart is wrong.
Schlitt happens.
Opening scene: MacGyver is standing in a queue at the airport waiting to board a flight, only to be arrested as a terrorist when security officials discovers his swiss army knife. He's shipped off to Guantanamo Bay, and dies in a failed waterboarding interrogation.
The best way to buy a laser printer is to get the ink included. The ink for our color laser costs about $1k. When they phoned to sell us a toner saving device for $1.5k we laughed in their faces.
I can see it now... an Iraqi dissident is hiding in a ditch near Baghdad, determined to ambush the next American patrol, then reconsiders because he's distracted by the sergeant's spectacular breasts....that might just work. Hooraay! Fake Tits for everyone!
All they need to do is setup a site asking for donations to send George Bush into space. They'll have the money before they finish their morning coffee.
Because it's the suffering that gives em that delicious flavour.
That's one of the reasons the Allies won WW2. German perfection cost them the war, because they would spend 3 or 4 times longer to construct something in comparison with the Allies, and in the end they were simply overwhelmed by sheer numbers. If they did compromise quality the world would be speaking German, and the woman would have hairy armpits.
If it ain't broke don't fix it - that's words to live by.... but Nutscrape was the redheaded bastard stepchild of browsers from the day it started. I still wake up in cold-sweats from having to get sites display properly in it.
Knowledge may be able to travel the speed of light, but stupidity travels way faster - which is why we can never escape idiots.
If you don't want your bits displayed in prison, don't get caught, or don't drop the soap.
Are you learning any specific skills at the moment, so that we can avoid it?
We screwed up our planet, kill each other, and Paris Hilton is on the planet. Any sufficiently advanced civilization out there will prove their superiority by never visiting Earth.
I've been working as graphic designer for the last 10 years, and in that time the number of programmers I've met that could design I can count on my one hand. Forget close-by universities or design schools, they try to train artists not designers. Prepare your content, current navigation structure (and potential future expansion of the site) and corporate stock (60x60px is not suitable) for a designer. Be realistic with your expectations - if you want a site that brings you coffee and gives you a bj in the mornings, be prepared to pay for it.
[em]..but hey, look at that lone guy vs a tank in tiananmen.[/em] Isn't that guys still in jail?
I'm a designer, so I'm probably talking out of my ass here... but with the processing power available today it's only a matter of time something like this would be cracked. Once that is cracked, to what level of intelligence is say a contact form filled in? If it's merely dumping the text into the fields with very little regard to context couldn't something like a form field hidden by stylesheets be used? If the field is populated merely kill the processing of the page?
That is the question
There's no way to change the definition no matter what *legalsleeze* you throw at it. Then you're obviously working with the wrong lawyers. **** Johnnie Cochrans' out of thread ****
According to reports the gun fired something like 22 rounds in .8 of a second. The shooting was over before anyone had time to use a killswitch
They couldn't help it - they just had to surrender.
he couldn't get anywhere on the interweb... the tubes were clogged with cash.
to the laughing gas version, they're also working on a bullet filled with laxatives - but that story was probably started for shits and giggles. *** I'll get my things ***