Slashdot Mirror


Creditor Objects To SCO's Plans

I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "It seems that SCO is never without a trick up its sleeve. In the new '$100 million' reorganization plan, $5 million of which is cash and $95 million credit, one of the creditors is protesting because SCO is hiding the Definitive Documents until there's no time to object. In their own words, 'The debtors are proposing to file the Disclosure Statement 33 days before the hearing, in compliance with the requirement that it be filed at least 25 days before the hearing (F. R. Bankr. P. 3017). However, it is clear that this Disclosure Statement will be inadequate for evaluating the Plan, because it will not include any of the Definitive Documents. The Debtors are proposing to file the Definitive Documents separately, and to do so a mere five business days before the hearing, which is zero days before objections are due.'"

20 of 108 comments (clear)

  1. Tagged: by calebt3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    needawoodenstakethroughtheheart
    undead
    whywontyoujustdie

    1. Re:Tagged: by Daimanta · · Score: 4, Funny

      True, true.

      Has anobody tried any holy water?

      --
      Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power lost.
    2. Re:Tagged: by xouumalperxe · · Score: 2, Funny

      I tried a silver bullet three months ago, but it disintegrated in the aura of evil surrounding the Exec.

      You must be new here. Everybody knows there's no such thing as Silver Bullets in IT.

    3. Re:Tagged: by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, you knew Hillary Clinton when she was a kid?

      So, you an Obama supporter now?

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    4. Re:Tagged: by rucs_hack · · Score: 2, Funny

      It might be worth trying sprinkling salt on them...

      THE POWER OF STALLMAN COMPELS YOU!!!111one.

      Or something of that nature

  2. SCO... by Archeopteryx · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

    --
    Dog is my co-pilot.
  3. Never by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    SCO will be with us for many years to come. That's why I paid my $500 fee!

    PAY YOUR $500 FEE YOU PINKO COMMIE

    On 21 July 2003, SCO announced it received U.S. copyright registrations for Unix System V source code. SCO claims that its IP rights from UnixWare cover the latest kernel version of Linux, v.2.4, which includes code important in symmetric multiprocessing (SMP) scaling. SCO said it will offer UnixWare licenses to enterprises that use Linux 2.4 and later and will not sue Linux customers for past copyright violations if they buy a UnixWare license.

    1. Re:Never by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 4, Funny

      The fee was not $500. The fee was $699, you cock smoking tea bagger.

      --
      Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
    2. Re:Never by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'm sorry to have to feed the troll,but if there is one thing worse than a troll,it's a bad troll.They are worse than bad mimes,IMHO.If you are going to do the SCO troll,then at least post it correctly


      PAY YOUR $699 LICENSE FEE, YOU COCK-SMOKING TEABAGGERS! Is I believe the correct syntax for the troll you are attempting.Please,in the future,learn how to troll correctly or go to digg.We here on slashdot have high standards when it comes to our trolls,and many of our trolls go on to exciting careers in such fields as Microsoft zealotry and Comcast management.So in the future please uphold the high standards set before you by distinguished alumni like the GNAA and the guy that makes ASCII goatsx drawings.Thank you for your time.

      --
      ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
  4. Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fair payback to the creditors helping to keep that turkey afloat. What, you thought they only were out to screw other people?

  5. Settle it more efficiently! by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think all this court-related mumbo-jumbo should be dropped in favor of a more efficient way to settle things. Darl and Linus should meet in a forest, with witnesses from both sides. They should stand back-to-back, walk ten paces, turn around, and shoot. Darl should be given a water gun. Linus should be given a BFG-9000.

    1. Re:Settle it more efficiently! by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 3, Funny

      Darl would just sue claiming the BFG9000 infringed on SCO IP.

      --
      Violence is like duct tape. If it doesn't solve the problem, you didn't use enough.
    2. Re:Settle it more efficiently! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, fortunately the suit would be filed posthumously. I believe that will have less weight with court.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  6. Re:When ... by dpilot · · Score: 3, Funny

    When Duke Nukem Forever goes on sale, of course.

    --
    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  7. No,no...this is /. by Grog6 · · Score: 1, Funny

    It will be whan Natalie Portman comes out with her own line of Hot Grit Pants, in Soviet Russia.

    And Yes, I AM an insensitive clod. ;)

    --
    Truth isn't Truth - Guliani
    1. Re:No,no...this is /. by Metasquares · · Score: 2, Funny

      You must be new here :)

  8. Reminds me of a story about. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Funny
    The Lady and the Snake. . .

    The Lady falls in love with a Snake, and she invites him into her home.
    The Snake bites her, and hurt and horrified, she cries, "I will surely die! Why? Why did you bite me?"
    "But my dear," the Snake replied, "I am a Snake, and you should have known better."

    Moral of the story? Same as every other. . . "Ignorance Endangers."


    -FL

  9. Dont forget... by renegadesx · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to pay your $699 licensing fee you cock smoking teabagger

    Fixed

    --
    Make SELinux enforcing again!
  10. Give Mr D what he is good at... by hAckz0r · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just let him use the same old foot gun. We all know he just can't miss with that piece of iron.

  11. Wow, Weird Writeup. by bytesex · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Other News, Capitalizers all around the World rejoice when the Definitive Documents will not be Heard of, or Seen, before the Disclose Statement has been passed before the Council of the Upper Case. Shift key Users all around the Planet will express their Utmost Pleasure at the Revealing of the Plan. Dr Evil, in the mean time, who is an Ardent Caps Lock Aficionado, will make all Debtors Disappear. It's That Easy.

    --
    Religion is what happens when nature strikes and groupthink goes wrong.