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Ubuntu Brainstorm Launched

thorwil writes "Brainstorm is a new site where everyone can submit and vote on ideas for Ubuntu. It's inspired by Dell's Ideastorm. By default, you see the ideas submitted by the community sorted by popularity. Each idea is accompanied by arrows so you can vote it up or down (you have to log in first). You can only click once per idea. So this is an easy way to submit ideas and see what people are really wanting."

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  1. Slashdotted by The+Aethereal · · Score: 5, Funny

    I vote for a better web server.

    1. Re:Slashdotted by Thelasko · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdotted before it made the main page! I don't know if that's impressive or pathetic.

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    2. Re:Slashdotted by d3ac0n · · Score: 2, Funny

      Argh! Damn you Slashdot! You Keeeeeled it!

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    3. Re:Slashdotted by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

      A cookie! I got a cookie everyone! ...

      Oooo, and now I have the webpage !

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  2. I was going to say Great Idea .... by garett_spencley · · Score: 4, Funny

    and go test it out and offer my, informed, $0.02.

    But you bastards slashdotted it. Now I'm mad. But I don't really have a reason to because if it weren't for slashdot I wouldn't even know it exists. Yet since I think it's an awesome but can't access it to check it out I hate you all.

    So yeah ... my head hurts.

    First post ?

  3. HomerCar Linux by inflamed · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is superficially a good idea, until you realize that it's the slashdot crowd that will come out and vote on features. Soon enough, Ubuntu will release its latest version and we will reap the harvest we have sown. Ubuntu 8: HomerCar

  4. My first submission by TitusC3v5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    1.) Upgrade servers.

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    1. Re:My first submission by gambolt · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean put debian on them?

    2. Re:My first submission by Tarlus · · Score: 4, Funny

      >> You mean put debian on them?
      > [FreeBSD] would be a much more sensible solution. HOLY WAR!

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    3. Re:My first submission by Hillgiant · · Score: 3, Funny

      *Installs NetBSD on the plush penguin*

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  5. Re:Here are some ideas... by __aaxwdb6741 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Woa dude, I couldn't get Ubuntu to break that hard even if I tried, and I even call myself a sysadmin.

  6. Re:While servers are meltin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's hope some features requested there will be rolled out in Ubuntu/Kubuntu 8.10 which will be called .... the Slashy dotter

    No no no! We should all make sure that Ubuntu 11.10 is called the "Slashed Otter".

  7. Re:Here are some ideas... by hansamurai · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dude, he wasn't talking about Wi-Fi Protected Access, he was talking about Windows Product Activation!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Product_Activation

  8. Re:SLASHDOT SUX0RZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    No wonder you failed, no sane person would try to feed an executable into GCC.

  9. Re:Drop Gnome by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, but you killed it and so have to suffer my opinions instead...

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  10. Re:Color by aleander · · Score: 2, Funny

    You think LA is big compared to central US country, Siberia, Africa, et al.?

    No, but you seem to, the way you assumed that I live in LA :-P

    Actually, I live in Warsaw, Poland, and there's a small forest nearby. So maybe I was just joking while using either green or brown themes.

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  11. Re:Here are some ideas... by wizardforce · · Score: 2, Funny
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  12. Re:SLASHDOT SUX0RZ by value_added · · Score: 2, Funny
    However, what saves the day just about every single time. Including your problem is Google!

    The corollary to what you wrote is what I see on mailing lists frequently. As an example:

    How do I configure my wireless card? I Googled for hours and couldn't find anything!
    I don't use Ubuntu, but I recall they offer some form of a Handbook that contains just about everything the average user needs to know. Alternatively, Luke, use the source with something along the following lines (for the "I'm Feely Lucky" crowd):

    man -k wireless | while read f; do man $(echo ${f%%\(*}); done

    The best way, I think, to thank those who go to the effort to write documentation is to read what they wrote. You might even learn something.
  13. Suggestion modded +1, Shiny Graphics by mdenham · · Score: 2, Funny
    This system will turn into yet another straightforward application of CowboyNeal's Law of Karma Systems:

    All popularity systems on the Internet eventually increase or decrease in complexity until they can be mapped one-to-one onto the Slashdot system.
  14. Re:SLASHDOT SUX0RZ by jaxtherat · · Score: 1, Funny

    I was so pissed that I didn't even bother wiping the drive. I changed the passwords, yanked the 200 Gig SATA drive and threw it in the trash. It angered me that much. Angry German kid, is that you?
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  15. Re:Color by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 3, Funny

    To me, the "default" desktop background is the one I choose when I set up my machine. The notion of just accepting what's there never occurs to me.

    I don't see what's so bad about brown. All my default desktop background choices are sorta brown, anyway. "Flesh" is sort of brown, isn't it?

    Well, maybe not. There's usually a lot of pink involved, too.