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Government Mistakenly Declares Deaths of Citizens

superbrose writes "According to MSNBC, thousands of U.S. citizens have wrongfully been declared dead, due to an average of 35 data input errors per day by the Social Security Administration (SSA). Many other agencies rely on the data provided by the SSA, such as the IRS. People who have been wrongfully declared dead face many problems, such as rejection of tax returns, cancellation of health insurance, and closure of bank accounts. The article states, 'Input of an erroneous death entry can lead to benefit termination and result in financial hardship for a beneficiary.' Apparently it is far easier to declare a person's death than it is to correct the mistake. It continues, 'Social Security says an erroneous death record can be removed only when it is presented with proof that the original record was entered in error. The original error must be documented, and the deletion must be approved by a supervisor after "pertinent facts supporting reinstatement" are available in the system.'"

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  1. Do you trust the government with your idenity? by Nomen+Publicus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just wait until everybody has ID cards. Having your card cancelled by mistake is going to really ruin your day, month and quite probably, year.

    1. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, ID helps in this case. The problem is what happens in a system in a corner room of some govt agency. But if you have an ID, it will be easier for you to prove you are alive - even if its canceled by mistake in a database.

      BTW, I just love the procedure to un-dead the deads!

    2. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by Naughty+Bob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It can be useful if, and only if, the appropriate protections are put in place.

      Owing to Germany's history, there exists a keen sense among the populous that making the government too powerful is a bad thing. No such feeling is present among a majority of Americans/British/etc., and the possibility of governmental abuse of an ID card scheme is consequently real.

      To paraphrase the old saw, 'The price of freedom is eternally fumbling for utility bills'.

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    3. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's right. Because you'll be able to just print a photo of yourself on sticker stock and paste it over the photo on the ID. It's really that simple, and that's why we've completely given up on using IDs for anything.

      _Please_ notice the sarcasm intended.

    4. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The IDs have a picture of you. Unless it's the ID of your dead twin, you'll probably not be able to claim it was you who's on that picture. That is, you'd have to counterfeit the ID.

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    5. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Owing to Germany's history, there exists a keen sense among the populous that making the government too powerful is a bad thing. No such feeling is present among a majority of Americans/British/etc., and the possibility of governmental abuse of an ID card scheme is consequently real. Have you ever actually read the constitution? It borders on paranoid as to the extent to which it goes to ensure that the government doesn't become too powerful. America's worst infractions have been a result of directly and blatantly violating the constitution.

      We're not that different from France in that regard. There was quite a bit of ideological spillover between the drafting of the constitution and the French Revolution.

      The UK is an interesting case, because, for the most part, the British government have been responsible stewards of the power which is (sort of) given to them by their citizens. Although the slippery slope argument still does apply, it hasn't really happened. Public sentiment about this is particularly strong due to the failure of several of Thatcher's privatization efforts -- the newly privatized Post Office recently determined that the most efficient/profitable way for it to operate would be to sell off virtually all of its assets, and call it a day.

      My personal view on the ID cards is that they'd be perfectly acceptable (and probably a good idea) provided that they're implemented properly and that strong protective measures are put into place.
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    6. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by maotx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, ID doesn't help.
      This guy had a false death certificate submitted for his name and is still having problems with it. He finally was able to get his accounts unfrozen, his marriage official, and a new ID card, but only after months of calls and visits to UK ID agency. To this day with his son, he still gets letters of "fraud detection" whenever they try to do something that piggy-backs on the ID system.


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    7. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by vertinox · · Score: 3, Informative

      But if you have an ID, it will be easier for you to prove you are alive - even if its canceled by mistake in a database.

      How? If the database says you are dead, when someone scans the barcode it still says you are dead. Even if a government employee sees you appear to be alive and look like th eperson on the card, its going to take paper work and procedure to get that changed because often the people that you talk with (especially at the IRS) are not empowered to do anything of real value in this situation other than fill out a form.

      Secondly, I know people who look like nothing like license card. They gained weight, dyed their, had surgery, are sick, etc etc and have grief going into a bar much less deal with the government.

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    8. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by RKBA · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about having your ID card canceled ON PURPOSE by a government that mistakenly puts you on the "terrorist" watch list, or because you didn't happen to bend over far enough for some beady eyed scumbag bureaucrat.

    9. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by Cal+Paterson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's because "Left" changed its meaning between 1910 and 1945; it used to mean what is now libertarianism(/classical liberalism). "Right" changed its meaning later on, probably when religion and neoconservationism got involved in US politics. As such, the old distinction between individualism (Left) and collectivism (Right) got moved around and the left-right spectrum is no longer of any use. Nowadays, "Right" and "Left" are mostly used to affiliate people with various parties (but not ideologies), essentially because certain parts of socialism are very easy to sell to the public.

    10. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't know anyone who looks like their passport photo. As long as you're the right gender and have the right skin color, you can probably get away with a surprising number of other differences. Not to mention that a photo is not worth any more than the rigor with which they check it. Are you fucking serious? I would assume that an official trying to help you re-animate a dead identity would perhaps scrutinize the photo a bit closer than, say, a DHS dolt at a window at the airport processing eight hundred people a day. News flash! Government employees are not all copies of the same model robot with identical programming! They think! They reason! They apply varying degrees of effort depending on the importance of the task!
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    11. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by Machtyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, I fail at scripture. That's Revelations 3:17

    12. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, in Germany you certainly cannot have a valid ID with such an old picture.

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    13. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by glwtta · · Score: 5, Funny

      They think! They reason! They apply varying degrees of effort depending on the importance of the task!

      Heh, that made me chuckle. What country are you in? I'd like to go meet some of your government employees someday, they sound like quite the curiosity.

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    14. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by superwiz · · Score: 2, Funny

      You appear to be dead. Let's rectify the misunderstanding in an orderly manner. Please, stand closer to that wall.

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    15. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by sconeu · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did you even RTFL? Read the dates on the correspondence in the link... that's fiction.

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    16. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by OrangeTide · · Score: 5, Interesting

      California ID's require a thumb print and a photo, which are recorded at a central office. If your card does not match what they have on record, then it is a fake. If you don't match what is on record, then you are also a fake.

      I would hope that if I was marked as being dead someone could look at my birth certificate, and see that yes I'm about the right age. Then look at my state id, and check the photo and biometric information if available. And I assume a layperson is able to make the judgment that someone is alive when they are physically moving and talking to them.

      This is why I hate governments, so much fricken paperwork. My friend was accidentally assigned the same SSN as another person that was born on the same day and had the same name as him. He didn't find out until he had to get a background check for a job and found that the other guy has some felony arrests on his record.

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    17. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by nyonix · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In my country, Portugal, we have a card for Social security, IRS and ID, all diferent numbers and all independent databases, so even if your wrongly declared dead in one of them, doesnt mean all others will be,and its not up to the Government services to declare you as dead. This year we will be getting an all-in-one card, but we will still have diferent numbers for each public service, our constituiton demands this.

    18. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by gobbo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Straight guys don't have homosexual experiences unless they are gay or at least bi. That's like saying an out gay man has heterosexual experiences. It isn't common and it isn't true to the person's feelings. I guess what I'm trying to say is if Germany is so liberal towards gays and there is no stigma, then why are these "straight" people so scared to come out?

      One of the markers of an overly moralistic society is the tendency to absolutes, black and white, right and wrong, gay and straight.

      Most people are intrinsically bi, along some kind of spectrum. In north america, at least, both het and gay sides of the fence exert a lot of pressure on people to be one thing or the other, and this causes plenty of grief.

      I happen to live in a community where it's easier than just about anywhere for people to switch, and it happens more often than you might imagine. There are many ways to be in the closet, and bi's are pushed there by both sides.

    19. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by bar-agent · · Score: 2, Informative

      They think! They reason! They apply varying degrees of effort depending on the importance of the task!

      But they sometimes can't exercise their discretion...because of policy. I hate policy. It's a pain in the ass to work around.

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    20. Re:Do you trust the government with your idenity? by sjames · · Score: 2, Interesting

      no shop clerk has ever, ever, actually compared my signature with the one on my card.

      Nor are they even vaguely qualified to do so. No two signatires from the same person are exactly the same. Some vary considerably even to the untrained eye. Sufficient analysis to determine the genuinness of a signature will cost more than the value of most transactions. In truth, signatures are pretty much worthless for authentication.

      Photos are more useful since the brain has dedicated areas for recognizing faces, but that can be fairly error prone with strangers, particularly if they are trying to fool you (makeup can be really amazing sometimes).

  2. Netcraft has prior art? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't there prior art in this case?

    Netcraft certainly have a business model that would appear to pre-date this government declaring things dead situation.

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  3. Even getting a job is nixed to by nurb432 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you live in a state where they verify your SSN to make sure you aren't illegal, it wouldn't match up properly and you would lose the offer with zero recourse.

    Not saying verification is wrong, but there needs to be some leeway for 'mistakes' like this.

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    1. Re:Even getting a job is nixed to by mauthbaux · · Score: 2, Informative

      you would lose the offer with zero recourse.

      This reminds me of the problems with employers running criminal background checks on all applicants. I've known people personally who were denied offers because a record popped up in the search when they submitted a name to a background check agency. The record that popped up was, of course, someone who matched in name only; race, age, maiden name, and everything else didn't at all match. The location where it happened was over 2000 miles from their residence at the time. And to make it a little more ridiculous, it was a record of a simple misdemeanor; shoplifting $20 worth of clothes from a Belk.

      It is of course, the applicants responsibility to verify these types of public records prior to seeking employment (when arguably they ought to be able to sue the background check agency for defamation instead). And now there's the problem of having to check whether the government even considers you alive.

      What's worse is that now this reputable report will be circulated to the gullible. I can see this being circulated to people via e-mail with a spoofed link in it to "Make sure the government still has you listed correctly in their IRS database." All it would ask for is a few relevant details: name, birthday, address, SSN, bank account numbers, etc... No better way to sell a scam than to bank on paranoia.

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    2. Re:Even getting a job is nixed to by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A lesser problem, but still a problem is when you talk about a person that has changed sexes, either by dress or surgery, and it still shows them as the 'other' at the federal level.

      Walk in as a female to an interview and get the offer pending a 'background check', but your records says you are male, not only wont you get the job, but you may get a visit by the FBI thinking you have stolen someone's ID.

      Even marriage and a simple last name change can stick it to you if you don't have all your records in sync.

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  4. It's official... by JonasH · · Score: 5, Funny

    Being dead can quickly ruin your life!

    1. Re:It's official... by thewiz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not according to zombies!
      Have brains? Unlife's good!

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  5. Obligatory Monty Python by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
  6. Logic suggests... by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Informative

    Apparently it is far easier to declare a person's death than it is to correct the mistake.
    "As a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy than to create." - Spock
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  7. Re:wouldn't it be great? by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stuff like this never really makes an impact until somebody important gets hit. I remember one reporter sent a copy of the Minister of Privacy's phone records to her, just to show her how easily you could get ahold of somebody's supposedly private phone records, for just a small fee.

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  8. Err, shouldn't the proof be right there? by mother_reincarnated · · Score: 2, Insightful

    due to an average of 35 data input errors per day by the Social Security Administration (SSA) ... deletion must be approved by a supervisor after "pertinent facts supporting reinstatement" are available in the system.'"

    Wouldn't the "pertinent facts" be easily established by looking at the incoming documentation saying "Jane Smith, Age 83, SSN XXX-XX-1234 died on 1/1/08" and noticing that "Billy McAnyone, Age 30, XXX-XX-1243" is the one you killed? I mean we're talking about clerical errors within the SSA so their own documentation won't match- how hard is this to (god forbid) detect on their own, none the less validate after the living-dead point out the problem?

    1. Re:Err, shouldn't the proof be right there? by ptbob · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The "Proof" to correct an error like this always takes more information than was used to screw it up in the first place. I work for the federal government and use a Voyager credit card to purchase gasoline and vehicle services. I bought 3 quarts of ATF and the clerk at the station rang it up as a food sale, but for the correct amount. Both myself and my supervisor had to fill out and sign paperwork stating that the statement was in error and that ATF was purchased, not food. A wasted 15 minutes for both of us because a clerk hit the wrong key. Way to go.

    2. Re:Err, shouldn't the proof be right there? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you seriously having to buy automatic transmission fluid in 3-quart quantities at service stations to keep a vehicle functioning that is funded by the government? I hope it's not a fleet vehicle.

    3. Re:Err, shouldn't the proof be right there? by ptbarnett · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wouldn't the "pertinent facts" be easily established by looking at the incoming documentation saying "Jane Smith, Age 83, SSN XXX-XX-1234 died on 1/1/08" and noticing that "Billy McAnyone, Age 30, XXX-XX-1243" is the one you killed?

      That would actually require that someone analyze the results and make a judgment call. The SSA doesn't hire data entry operators that can make those decisions.

      The solution is the same as what was used years ago in the punch card era: every input is performed twice. After the first data entry operator entered the data on a set of punch cards, the deck of cards went to a second operator who would duplicate the data entry in "verify" mode. Any discrepancies would sound a buzzer, and the second operator would have to stop and re-enter the data or create a new card with the correction.

      Today, it wouldn't be difficult to simply assign the data to two different data entry operators and then compare the results -- flagging any differences for review.

      However, that won't solve the problem of incorrect incoming data. Requiring input (and verification) of additional details like name, age, etc. would allow those to be validated against existing records, spitting out exceptions for review.

    4. Re:Err, shouldn't the proof be right there? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, thanks. I was starting to wonder why he was buying 3 quarts of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms.

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  9. Re:wouldn't it be great? by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Informative

    on second thought, being dead hasn't stopped candidates from running for office before

    Don't forget, being dead hasn't stopped candidates from winning, either!

    ~Philly

  10. simple solution.. just contact nobel prize winner by ptr2004 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Lal Bihari
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lal_Bihari
    He founded the Association of the Dead .. for chrissake !!

  11. Re:Another one? Give me a break! by Chickan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What about the article a few months back talking about how the man in India (I believe) who was declared dead 30 years ago by his family in order to reap financial benefits. I tried searching for the thread, but couldn't find it. I'm sure many people in that thread made claims about this never happening in a "modern" country like the US.

  12. Re:Ahh the data entry clerk by Joe+Decker · · Score: 3, Informative

    almost every time I come across a 'bug' in our ERP system, it's because a clerk did something wrong.

    *That's* a bug in your ERP process. I've run projects that required large-scale, high-quality data entry. E.g., 600,000 French verb conjugations. Of the following factors:

    - the extent to which the UI helps the clerk enter the data quickly and easily

    - the extent to which intelligence can be and has been applied to detect errors in entered data via checks against other data sources and/or sanity checks, or to detect possible errors in entered data

    - whether or not data was entered redundantly by multiple clerks and cross-checked

    - how "wrong" the clerk was, that is, the overall error rate of the individual clerk

    the latter was by far the least significant in every case.

    That people type the wrong things sometimes is, for the most part, unavoidable. It's how you cope with that reality that makes the most difference.

    In the case of the SSA, I'm surprised the false death rate is only 35 a year, I actually think that's an error rate to be proud of (out of 300,000,000 people in the US)

  13. Re:death certificate by calebt3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Only if you could prove that you are you. So you know your SSN. Who cares? they don't know whether it is your SSN or you stole it from the guy you claim to be.

  14. Re:Ahh the data entry clerk by Joe+Decker · · Score: 2, Informative

    I retract my comment about the 35/year, obviously I misremembered what I'd read, the true SSA number is much higher than my comment would indicate. Mea maxima culpa.

  15. I wonder if it wouldn't be much less trouble ... by golodh · · Score: 5, Funny
    to make reality conform to the records. Purely as an administrative procedure you see. Off the record of course, but much quicker than setting about altering the records.

    After all ... we can't have inaccurate records now, can we? That would be the road to chaos! And think of the savings. We wouldn't have to go on record recording changes to the records, and who benefit from such a record?

    Why not set up an adminstrative comittee suitably empowered to, and responsible for, maintaining the integrity of the records? How about that? It would solve this little problem in record time!

  16. what if.... by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 3, Funny

    what happens if a person makes a mistake filling out the paperwork declaring that they are, in fact, alive?
    will the clerk sitting behind the desk hand the papers back to you, stating that you have not given sufficient proof that you are alive.

    at that point, i would likely flip out and start eating brains.
    Not her brain, mind you, because if she fails to realize that standing in front of her kinda proves that I am alive; thats not a brain worth eating.

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  17. Re:death certificate by the+bluebrain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wouldn't they get a clue if you walked into their main office breathing and all?

    Occam's razor has a bureaucratic counterpart: "All things being equal, the solution that means I don't have to do any extra work tends to be the best one."

    You're still dead, friend.

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  18. Hotblack Desiato by Dannkape · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How many of those "thousands" went on "spending a year dead for tax reasons" before bothering to clear things up?

  19. The SSA Sells a List of Dead SSNs through NTIS by imus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Folks inside and outside the US can buy it in several different formats: http://www.ntis.gov/products/pages/ssa-death-master.asp

  20. This is great news! by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is the most effective way to live "off the grid!" No more taxes, etc.

    Think of the legal implications.

    Its against the law to "mistreat" a dead body. So, no death penalty for someone declared dead. Also, since you're dead, they can't stick you in a jail cell (the state won't to pay to jail a dead person, and other detainees would have a good complaint, cruel and unusual punishment and all that). Heck, they can't even put the cuffs on you without running afoul of the requirement to treat a dead body with all due respect and dignity .... someone should take this and really run with it.

    Of course, there's the downside. No more sex, since necrophilia is also against the law ...

    1. Re:This is great news! by freaknl · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course, there's the downside. No more sex, since necrophilia is also against the law ...

      I don't think it is illegal for the dead person to have sex in any jurisdiction, just find yourself another dead person to do it with and you are both in the clear.

    2. Re:This is great news! by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, your legal existence doen't terminate when you're legally dead. Example - your will is still valid.

      Another example: Some states have a long history of dead people voting. For many, its a family tradition. "Take away my right to vote? Over my dead body! My dead grandpa voted ___ and so did my dead father, and so will I!"

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  22. Re:You can't fix death... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When they claim there is a procedure for fixing the wrongful death date, don't believe it.

    Well, I think they do have a procedure for it. It's just that having a procedure for something doesn't imply that the procedure works.
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  23. Bureaucracy by mlwmohawk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember an episode that happened about 10 years ago.

    I live in a two family house. I moved from the first floor to the second floor. In the phone junction box, I just swapped the wires. I figured no problem. I called the phone company to tell them what I did (In the form of "I was about to do") and they said, no you can't do that. They have to send a technician to the pole in front of the house to change the wires and change their computer records, of course, there was a service fee involved.

    I was pissed off, then it occurred to me, I called the phone company again to say that they had made a mistake and the phone lines had been wrongly addressed and would they please update the computer records for 911 service. The answer was O.K. Mr ....

    Moral of the story, a "mistake" is easily corrected when it isn't merely "you," but another bureaucracy that has an importance. In the case of the phone records, it was 911 service. Screw that up, and there is civil liability involved. In the case of the SSI, I bet they'd adjust those records quickly if you said you were having problems paying your income tax and should you just refer the IRS to them?

  24. Re:wouldn't it be great? by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Funny

    At this point, he's more likely an Obama supporter

    The thing is, Obama - through sheer audacity of hope and lefty rhetoric - actually can bring the dead back to life. Also, college girls actually faint when he talks. Now that's qualifications for being Commander in Chief, no matter how extensive is your opponent's collection of Pentagon-briefing-ready pantsuits.

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  25. Re:What should have been. by NevarMore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Close, but not quite. Adding more digits just means more places to make a mistake.

    The solution is not more digits, but to make social security numbers, nay ALL identifying numbers, self checksumming.

    For example when you're shopping online the credit processing system knows immediately when you enter an invalid number because credit card numbers have a check digit (http://www.beachnet.com/~hstiles/cardtype.html). In this instance it seems that miskeying SSNs is a significant part of the problem, having a checksummed number greatly reduces this.

    Another aspect is that everyone uses SSNs as identifying numbers. This is bad because, for example, the IRS can only be responsible for data entry faults in its own organization and not those made at the Social Security Administration. Its like Comcast using my Verizon customer number*. You can prevent this to some extent by registering for a taxpayer number to use with the IRS instead of your SSN. Refusing to give your SSN to agencies that request it (when practical) could also help.

    *An apt analogy I think, comparing the dinosaurs of inept big government to the dinosaurs of big telecommunications.

  26. Proof? by guttentag · · Score: 4, Funny

    Social Security says an erroneous death record can be removed only when it is presented with proof that the original record was entered in error.
    "Uh, hello? I'm here. I'm alive. What more proof do you need?"
    "You have to prove that the record was entered in error, sir."
    "You mean I have to find the data entry clerk and get a notarized statement that he didn't mean to mark me as dead? What if he meant to do it, because he's become mad with power?"
    "Then you're dead, sir."
    "If I'm dead, why are you still calling me 'sir?'"
    "It's in the handbook: 'All male customers must be addressed as sir, regardless of age, national origin, ethnicity, or disability.' I think being dead would qualify as a disability. Anyway, it's not worth losing my job over. Next in line!"
  27. Life Insurance by MrShaggy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does that mean that you can cash in the phat insurance check??

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    1. Re:Life Insurance by sik0fewl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That might make it easier to get yourself declared as 'alive' again.

      Call your insurance company and let them know that, according to the SSA, *you* have died and would like to collect your insurance money. I'm sure they would be happy to sort things out with the SSA instead of paying you :).

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  28. The average daily mortality by westlake · · Score: 2, Informative
    When you think that you have seen the last depiction of the United States' government incompetence, there comes another one

    The Average Daily Mortality in the U.S. for Victims of All Ages, 2002 was 6706.

    That implies an error rate of about 1/2 of 1%.

    The mortality among adults under age 45 is much lower, of course, but still run about 3500 each week. In 1/5 of those cases, the cause of death may be most simply defined as "Other."

  29. In Soviet Russia.... by RedOregon · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...when government declares you dead... you are!

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  30. This is a good thing by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think that it is a good thing that it is easier to declare someone dead than undead. Firstly, people die more often than they come back to life so it is a much more common thing to need to do.

    Secondly, in this day and age of identity theft, you don't want to make it too convenient for someone to turn up claiming to be a person that everyone thought was dead. We aren't living in a soap opera, you know!

  31. But, I don't want to get on the cart. by Anonymous+Admin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm not dead yet. ... I'm feeling better. ...

  32. Bigger Problem Than You Think by rrz103 · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is a bigger problem than the post alludes to. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) put in to effect a new rule, called the "No-Match Rule" which requires an employer to terminate an employee when receiving a letter from the DHS or the Social Security Administration (SSA), that the new employee in question doesn't exist in the SSA database. There is a period of 90 days in which to contest the no-match rule but if you're not on top of things, your employer has to fire you.

    Right now there is a stay on that rule ordered by a district court in California, but it goes to show you some small error can have big consequences. See AFL-CIO v. Chertoff, No. 07-4472 (N.D. Cal filed Aug. 29, 2007. Apparently the DHS is looking into revising the rule.

    More here

  33. Hang on, I've got to go register a domain by BovineSpirit · · Score: 5, Funny

    AdultZombieFinder.com: Bringing America's dead together.

  34. Re:What should have been. by Panaqqa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In Canada, we use a Social Insurance Number rather than an SSN. It's 9 digits, and the 9th digit is in fact a checksum digit. I'm kind of surprised that the US didn't go with more digits back in the early days of computerization - the early 70s in the case of this stuff. Then they would have had a checksum digit also. I have coded payroll systems in tha past, and you would be surprised at how often the Canadian SIN is mistyped and caught by checksum. I've seen the error counts.

  35. You green-blooded, inhuman... by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only on Slashdot would a Wrath of Khan quote get modded "Informative". {raises eyebrow}

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  36. Re:If they declare me dead by brusk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just try getting health coverage, though. It's really hard to find a good zombie doctor.

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  37. at least you can still vote in the CHICAGO area by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 3, Funny

    In cook county your name stays on the votes list even after you are dead.

  38. Americans' paranoia is wearing off by mi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Have you ever actually read the constitution? It borders on paranoid as to the extent to which it goes to ensure that the government doesn't become too powerful. America's worst infractions have been a result of directly and blatantly violating the constitution.

    I think, the GP's point was, Americans today don't care as much — we don't share the Founders' paranoia. Probably, because we have not seen the problem firsthand in too many generations — thanks, no doubt, to the Constitution.

    The First Amendment itself is getting chipped away — you can't fake e-mail headers (there goes the anonymous speech, deemed precious on this very forum every time some asshole tries to get away breaking copyrights), and you can't be helping a political candidate too much.

    But Americans welcome these laws, because they seem to address an acute problem (spam, lobbyists with too much freedom of speech, etc.). We clearly lost most of that paranoia of 200 years ago... Don't even get me started on the Second Amendment...

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  39. Re:What should have been. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm kind of surprised that the US didn't go with more digits back in the early days of computerization - the early 70s in the case of this stuff. You have to understand the history of the SSN. It was never intended to be a personal identity number (beyond, of course, the application of the Social Security), but once the federal government started using it as a taxpayer and military ID number it became the de facto standard. The Social Security Administration has always been quite adamant that it is not a general ID number, and that if it is requested, you should demand to know which law requires its use. This is great in principle, but unless of course legislation is passed forbidding its use outside of the specific federal uses it's intended, it will remain the predominant ID number simply because it is the only unique, verifiable, nationally issued number available.
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  40. Check digit by sunderland56 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't 99% of this problem - and many others - go away with a simple check digit on the SSN? Other countries (e.g. Canada) do it. Sure, it would be a bunch of work to issue everyone with a new 10-digit (or 12-digit) SSN, but the process would help to stem the current wave of identity theft. You could even sell the idea to republicans by pointing out that illegals here working with a forged SSN wouldn't get a new one.

    1. Re:Check digit by mpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wouldn't 99% of this problem - and many others - go away with a simple check digit on the SSN? Other countries (e.g. Canada) do it. Sure, it would be a bunch of work to issue everyone with a new 10-digit (or 12-digit) SSN, but the process would help to stem the current wave of identity theft.

      The check digit algorithm would hardly remain secret for long. The basis of the problem is misuse of the identifier, rather than its format. i.e. if all anyone could do with your SSN was contribute to your pension/pay your income tax about the only possible problem would be if you were involved in a conspiracy to launder money.
      The identity fraud issue comes from systems which allow impersonation of people simply by knowing facts about them. Quite often not even especially obscure facts, such as names, names of relatives, SSN, education/employment history, present and past addresses, etc.

    2. Re:Check digit by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would stop clerical errors, though. If it wasn't possible to accidentally declare the wrong person dead without MUCH work (proportionally growing with the number of checksums - the German ID number uses no less than five checksums, for example) less people would end up complaining about losing their identity and for the rare cases that do happen, lots of red tape would make sense. It would be harder to obtain someone else's identity by complaining about the number.

      Also, reducing reliance on a central ID number might be a good idea, also. In Germany giving away your ID number is relatively unproblematic because it's rarely used except as a particularly unsafe way of verifying your age online. Everywhere you really need the number (ie. while dealing with certain governmental agencies), they will require your ID card, which employs a number of safety measures like holographic reproduction of the photo to keep people from faking them.

      Most businesses aren't even interested in the ID number much. Generally, the ID card is the document everything revolves around - and it's much easier to make a fake-proof ID card than it is to make a fake-proof integer.

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  41. spending a year dead by superwiz · · Score: 2, Funny

    for tax purposes doesn't seem so farfetched all of a sudden.

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  42. Obligatory Futurama Quote by ari_j · · Score: 2, Funny

    [Data entry error], nothing! You take one nap in a ditch in the park and they start declaring you this and that!

  43. Re:simple solution.. just contact nobel prize winn by Digitus1337 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Make that Ig Nobel prize winner...

  44. Re:Ahh the data entry clerk by CedgeS · · Score: 5, Interesting

    35 errors per day is actually a pretty significant error rate. There are about (8.26 / 1000 / year * 301,139,947 * 1 day) = 6810 deaths per day in the US, so they are entering or receiving about one out of every 200 records incorrectly. This means that about ((35 / day) / 301,139,947 * 77.8 year) = .0033 or one in every three hundred people will be incorrectly marked dead during their lifetime if this error rate continues.

  45. Re:What should have been. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The solution is not more digits, but to make social security numbers, nay ALL identifying numbers, self checksumming.
    SSNs aren't even checksummed? Holy shit, that's pretty primitive for a number that can ruin a person's life if entered incorrectly.


    The German ID card, for example, has a 26-character alphanumeric string that features no less than four checksums:
    The first nine digits contain information about your main domicile and a serial number. The tenth digit is the checksum for them. The block ends with a single character identifying your citizenship (AFAIK it's always "D").
    The next seven digits are your date of birth in the format YYMMDD and a checksum for the DOB.
    The next seven digits are the expiration date for the ID card in the same format and a checksum for them.
    The last digit is a checksum for all preceding digits.

    That way a simple error is likely to be noticed and the software could even tell you which part was entered incorrectly.
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  46. Re:neros.lordbalto by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    he's Santa Claus

    Well, you got that part right, anyway. Because a whole of people get warm and fuzzy looking at him, romanticizing what they hope he is, and all he does is deliver vague platitudes with a nice, poetic cadence. He's a blank canvas on which people are projecting their personal wishses, and he's more than happy to take that and run with it. The level of delusion and naivete in his concert-style shows is really remarkable.

    he's the Prince of Peace

    Oh, except for that part. On that front, he's willing to let untold thousands die by precipitously pulling out of a country that Al Queda itself says is central to their plans. He's willing to say that if (his words) Al Queda were to show up in Iraq, he'd consider air strikes, and then occupying that country to deal with the problem. The whole point of depriving Al Queda of a friendly host "government" in Afghanistan (if you can call the Taliban rule that was ended there a government), and in making Iraq a place where Al Queda is placing (and now badly losing) so much of their resources was to break up that movement's capacity to operate in a central way. Obama doesn't seem to think that Al Queda ia a problem at this point, but is will to talk about bombing and invasion in Iraq "should the become established there" blah blah. Wow. Just, wow. That's your peace-loving saint?

    If he's even a fraction as smart as his fainting crowds of worshippers think he is, then he has to know he's very wrong in saying all of that. So, there are two options: he's lying through his teeth to buy feel-good votes from fools, or he's himself that poorly informed. Either thing makes him iredeemingly a bad choice. Just his willingness (as he's repeated over and over) to unconditionally make camera time with tyrants both petty and big-league, giving them exactly the stage time and ego boost they need by traveling to their dens and giving them free PR is... incredible.

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  47. Re:I wonder if it wouldn't be much less trouble .. by Maestro485 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Interesting idea. Unfortunately, any savings would be offset by the addition of a Necromancer Division tasked with resurrecting those marked alive who are, in fact, dead.

  48. Re:Pertinent facts? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The problem lies not with "alive" but rather with "you". How do you convince them that you are indeed the person declared dead and not, in fact, someone else who wants to take over the identity of the deceased?

    Of course, the sensible approach would be to check the records upon complaint and verify that everything was indeed entered correctly. But since we're talking beaurocracy here they'll only do that if the complaint comes from the "deceased" themself because they can't go around correcting mistakes, actual or not, without proper identification.

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  49. That there's dangerous thinking son... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If we start seeing government employees as human, then we may have to see the government as an organisation of humans, who can think, reason, and prioritise tasks. It's only small leaps from there to thinking the government actually does it's job, and that the system isn't terminally broken, which, of course, leads people to believe that maybe there are other reasons why the government doesn't agree with them on every issue besides corruption. This kind of thinking leads to a positively frightening sense of social responsibility. It's a slippery slope; don't go there.

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  50. Being declared Dead by psibrman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not a laughing matter. I was once declared dead by SS. You don't produce a drivers or state ID and do your tap dance in front of SS. Your dead until they say your undead. They clamp your bank acct. closed, turn off your electricity and if you drive your going to jail for having a false drivers license. And there are a myriad of other chuckles coming at you. No credit! Mortage foreclosure, people trying to take you car and others trying to throw you out of your house because your not who you say you are. There's form that you have fill out with the SS. Make sure you file it before state officials abscond with your state ID. HAVE your birth certificate ready and in three months everything will return to normal. 20 years ago this happened to me. I don't remember the form number but, git 'er done fer Jesus because your be on the cross until you do.