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MacBook Air Confuses Airport Security
Ant writes "MacNN reports that the thin design of Apple's MacBook Air is causing some confusion for the technically ignorant, according to one blogger who says that the ultra-portable caused him to miss his flight. When going through the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) airport security checkpoint, blogger Michael Nygard was held up as security staff gathered around his MacBook Air, trying to make sense of the slender laptop/notebook. One of the less technically knowledgeable staff points out the lack of standard features as cause for alarm..."
Besides that, it seems they were confused as to which set of procedures they had to apply to it. Is it a laptop or is it an "electronic device".. Seems the definition of a laptop included a hard drive.
How we know is more important than what we know.
Now even the (supposed?) lack of features in the MacBookAir is a security issue??? I knew some individuals got a little worked up about it, but really!
The Mothership
TSA agents have a difficult job as it is. How much harder do Apple fanboys have to make it for them by insisting that their toys are "computers"?
In other news, the Ooga Chaka tribe brutally murdered a tourist to their village who was carrying a double-blunt-ended walking stick.
Apparently, the "spear with a lack of features" was cause for great alarm among the Ooga-Chakas.
Not just any bomb, mind you. It's a really thin bomb. With NO optical drive, which makes it perfectly useless to me.
Look how small it is, it must be a bomb. I personally would try to make something larger to hold a bomb, but hey thats just me. Steve jobs is the only one trying to make bombs smaller and sexier.
Humm, and I going to go to jail for that last comment, its hard to tell what's a crime any more...
well i work airport security so FUCK YOU!
if enough people did it TSA agents would quickly lose their taste for looking at our laptops.
on a more serious note, has there ever been a record of someone attempting to sneak a bomb onto a plane via a laptop? no? then pay attention to real dangers pls just for once.
If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....
well i work airport security so FUCK YOU!
You fail.
Real airport security wouldn't be that diplomatic.
well i work airport security so FUCK YOU!
I was going to ask if you talked to your mother like that, then I realized you must have asked her to type that out for you.
mod this troll but he was probably a typical "mac" user and was just getting hassled by airport security. 1. Possibly wearing John Lennon glasses 2. Maybe wearing a save padro t shirt or whatever the fuck 3. Answered whats this with "Thats THE Laptop what are you a caveman beige box wielding fuck" and so on until "Travel Companion" stepped in 4. Perhaps wearing sandals well if he had linux on it he probably would have got the cavity search, at least he wouldn't have liked it Christ i have a Compaq evo with no drive and well lots of ports but that thing isn't that small
I'm guessing you don't work at the international terminal.
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People make fun of the TSA for this, but it's only a matter of time before somebody mounts an Air on a pole and starts wielding it as a battle axe.
No irony is misspelling the word "first" in a first-post.
One morning the fate of the free world depended on my screener's determination on if a pair of Vibram Five Fingers was a shoe or not. Never mind that I own bulkier socks than this, but apparently it's a shoe.
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Airport Security.
They've got electrolytes.
It's what air travelers need.
- RG>
Hey pal, this isn't a pleasantforest, so don't waste my time with pleasantries!
When faced with new and strange technology first
A) Strike with hand, grunt and run away.
B) Strike with rock, grunt and run away.
C) Strike with club, grunt and run away.
D) If first three methods fail strike passenger with club, grunt and run away.
A company I worked for in the past was very slow at paying expense accounts. Since I knew it was ending anyways, I just told them I was happy to travel, but they had to pay me cash up front and I'd document my expenses and return what I didn't spend. Strangely, they didn't have a problem with this, and always gave me more than I spent (but then, I never was the type to pad expense accounts). Since I was ferrying airplanes for them, I was traveling on the airlines one-way.
So, I was a middle-aged white male, paying cash at the last minute for a one-way ticket traveler, with an airplane headset and flying charts in my bag. How many times do you think I got the extra-special treatment?
Every. Single. Time.
Merde, il pleut encore!
"I'm sick of some guy with a triple digit income and a double digit IQ rooting around inside my bag and never finding anything" -- George Carlin
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I don't know who is dumber, the TSA screeners, or the guy who paid $3100 for an SSD MacBook Air.
"Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mA3voZUZrk
This dude is hilarious...
I mean... what did he expect? He wasn't using the MacAir properly.
The commercial clearly shows that it should be MAILED to its destination.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
Patience, my friend, patience.
Just callin' it like I see it.
Not just any bomb, mind you. It's a really thin bomb.
Actually only the detonator is in the laptop. The bomb is sold separately as a $99 external USB device.
When will they fix these compatib... oh, forget it!
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