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Clandestine Operations at Google

eldavojohn writes "The San Francisco Chronicle is running an interesting story about Google's involvement with the CIA, NSA, NOAA and several other agencies. This has been speculated before although now Google seems to have several contracts open with several agencies. From the article, "When the nation's intelligence agencies wanted a computer network to better share information about everything from al Qaeda to North Korea, they turned to a big name in the technology industry to supply some of the equipment: Google Inc. The Mountain View company sold the agencies servers for searching documents, marking a small victory for the company and its little-known effort to do business with the government. 'We are a very small group, and even a lot of people in the federal government don't know that we exist,' said Mike Bradshaw, who leads Google's federal government sales team and its 18 employees.""

166 comments

  1. The NSA has always done this by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The NSA has always kept a close relationship with corporations. See Bamford's Body of Secrets for plenty of examples. They aren't even limited to wooing American companies, as they had a long hold on a Swiss crypto equipment manufacturer. Whatever enticements they offer, they seem to work.

    I've oft heard the conspiracy theory that Google was set up just to develop better resources for government privacy violations. Has any elaborated version of this ever been formally published?

    1. Re:The NSA has always done this by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've oft heard the conspiracy theory that Google was set up just to develop better resources for government privacy violations. Has any elaborated version of this ever been formally published?
      They're probably too busy smokin pot to finish it up...

      that's right, REEFER!
    2. Re:The NSA has always done this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I've oft heard the conspiracy theory that Google was set up just to develop better resources for government privacy violations. Has any elaborated version of this ever been formally published?"

      I did a search for that on Google, and nothing turned up.

    3. Re:The NSA has always done this by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      April fools?

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    4. Re:The NSA has always done this by chunk08 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Its a day early... Practice maybe?

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    5. Re:The NSA has always done this by beav007 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Contrary to the beliefs of most American citizens, the USA is not the world. It is in fact April 1 here, and has been for 8 and a half hours. It had been for 5 and a half hours when you posted:

      by chunk08 (1229574) on Tuesday April 01, @05:30AM (#22925160)
      Due to an invention called "timezones", virtually everyone around the world gets to experience midday when the sun is highest in the sky. In fact, traveling across these "timezones" allows people, objects, and data, to travel through time, both forwards and backwards.

      Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to send this message through time to the previous day - I bid you adieu...
    6. Re:The NSA has always done this by LinuxLuver · · Score: 1

      The US government has listening posts on every major network. Given it is well documented that US government spies on its own citizens in clear violation of the law, I'm left wondering whether "Prescription Warning" has been hiding in a cave these past several years. It's no longer paranoia to assume you're being spied on. It's a matter of fact, documented on the public record.

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    7. Re:The NSA has always done this by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      Ooops.

      Time to stop using google to locate images of naked women.

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    8. Re:The NSA has always done this by LinuxLuver · · Score: 1

      No! If you stop using Google to find images of naked women you will then stand out from the crowd and make an exception of yourself, thereby drawing attention to yourself. To avoid being spied on you NEED to Google "wet pussy" in Images at least 5 times / day. You have been warned.

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  2. Clandestine? by kevin_conaway · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't see anything clandestine about a software/hardware company providing software/hardware solutions to the Federal government, especially when said information is printed in a nationally recognized newspaper and linked on a major news aggregator.

    It seems more like an opportunity to get the Google haters and rumor mongers fired up.

    1. Re:Clandestine? by Enderandrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree. Is IKEA evil if they provide the NSA with desks?

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    2. Re:Clandestine? by jandrese · · Score: 5, Informative

      I also don't see why it's so evil to have Google sell its appliance to Government customers. As for needing a special "government guy", anybody who works in the industry will tell you that no matter what it is, the Government does it differently. Hiring a guy (or team of people) who know how to handle the Government is practically a necessity if you want to make sales like this.

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    3. Re:Clandestine? by techpawn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is IKEA evil if they provide the NSA with desks?
      No, but the NSA does have to build the desk themselves... and they'll have all these parts left...
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    4. Re:Clandestine? by InlawBiker · · Score: 1

      Nah, after the boxes are opened and the desks are almost all the way built, the Government will find that it's missing one essential piece. Then, rather than take it apart, re-box and return the entire desk the Government can buy that single piece at a 1,000% markup. Ingenious!

    5. Re:Clandestine? by Thanshin · · Score: 5, Funny

      I agree. Is IKEA evil if they provide the NSA with desks? It depends, do they provide special waterboarding boards?
    6. Re:Clandestine? by houghi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hiring a guy (or team of people) who know how to handle the Government is practically a necessity if you want to make sales like this.
      I agree. Where I used to work we had a person who did all the contracts with the governements (we have several in Belgium), cities and other official customers.
      he als had a different target, Profit was not his main goal. The largest amount of equipment was. That way we could advertise that we we largest in the country for our product.
      There was at least one person in each of the European countries.
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    7. Re:Clandestine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Ikea is evil because they sell boring furniture from stores that are almost completely impossible to escape from without buying something.

    8. Re:Clandestine? by joggle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're absolutely correct. I have a friend that is in charge of overseeing contracts to a major defense contractor for the Feds and it's a mind-boggling complex process. On her end she has had to go to at least a dozen courses to get to where she's at now and I have every reason to believe that it is as complicated on the client-side. The contractor has 6-12 full-time employees to handle contracts on their side while the Federal government has a corresponding group that works full-time with them (for contracts ranging from $50 million to about $250 million, roughly).

    9. Re:Clandestine? by linumax · · Score: 4, Funny

      I agree. Is IKEA evil if they provide the NSA with desks? No, but they are evil if they provide Microsoft with chairs.
    10. Re:Clandestine? by Enlarged+to+Show+Tex · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally, I think IKEA is evil regardless of whether or not they supply desks for the NSA, but that's just me...

    11. Re:Clandestine? by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Nor does it really need to be printed, perhaps made available upon request, but this doesn't seem clandestine at all. After all the CIA also needs pencils do we really care what pencil manufacturer sells them their pencils, as long as everything was done properly and fairly?

    12. Re:Clandestine? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Indeed the summary makes the deals seem more nefarious than a public company providing a product to a government entity. The extent of the contracts seems to be limited to what Google already provides to the general public.

      Google's Bradshaw emphasized that the company sells virtually the same products to companies as it does to government agencies. Google can make minor tweaks to comply with government rules about equipment security, for example, while major customization is handled by others.

      Also $2 million in computers and services is nothing: That's like what, a closet full of computers and 3 years of support? It's unlikely to be running "The Matrix" to control your everyday life.

      Besides if Google really had some secret application that the NSA coveted, it's unlikely you would be able to read about it until many years after the fact.

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    13. Re:Clandestine? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, but the NSA does have to build the desk themselves... and they'll have all these parts left...

      So what you are saying is that IKEA is EVIL then. :P

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    14. Re:Clandestine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but they are evil if they provide Microsoft with chairs.

      No.. With Steve Ballmer, it's just good bussiness..

    15. Re:Clandestine? by traycerb · · Score: 1

      that depends. would you consider contractors on the death star evil?

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    16. Re:Clandestine? by ajs · · Score: 1

      I don't see anything clandestine about a software/hardware company providing software/hardware solutions to the Federal government

      Just so. In fact, Google has an easy-to-use URL for this service which is available to anyone: http://www.google.com/enterprise/

    17. Re:Clandestine? by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault.

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    18. Re:Clandestine? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      I agree. Is IKEA evil if they provide the NSA with desks? No, but they are evil if they provide Microsoft with chairs. Pfft. IKEA doesn't sell consumables.
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    19. Re:Clandestine? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      No, but then they return them to IKEA and there is this wierd humming noise coming from inside one of the "Glützergödel" table legs.

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    20. Re:Clandestine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd consider them extras.

    21. Re:Clandestine? by losttoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Could not resist this. Who sells windows to Microsoft? Lowe's or Home Depot, maybe!!

    22. Re:Clandestine? by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      I hear they took all the extra allen keys and melted them down into the steel for the bow of a nuclear cruiser for a secret mission to attack Sweden.

      They're calling the ship "Old Ironysides".

      - RG>

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    23. Re:Clandestine? by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Stop and think...

      We pay for all that horseshit process crap.

      You think it's worth it?

      Re-read that line that says Total Tax Liability on your 1040 this year, and see if you think you got that many dollars worth of something from your government.

      Then vote accordingly in every election that will make even a small difference.

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    24. Re:Clandestine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ohhh PLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ The American public has been informed of cronyism, a VP in power who gives billions of our tax dollars away to the last company he worked for at the cost of 4000+ American lives lost in a mideast country that has nothing to do with terrorism in the US. We've heard of Bush connections to illegal corporate activities (Enron, etc) which are pretty much confirmed but forgotten, and we're looking at the most hated, most criminal, most invasive and destructive administration in the history of the U.S., but do you see any Americans rioting in the streets to get rid of them? Nah. If you do, they'll have dreadlocks and weird costumes on, and won't represent mainstream Americans. Mainstream Americans are busy working, trying to pay their mortgages and their fancy car leases, hitting the nice restaurants with their friends, and putting their kids in the good schools. We're too "busy" to notice the Iron Curtain coming down on our heads. ABC News could report that GW Bush and Dick Cheney have been found to be current members of the Nazi party, and the American public will go merrily on with their business without much reaction. We're INSULATED. We're ABSORBED in ourselves, and DISCONNECTED from the mechanisms of our freedom. We think our freedom provided by the U.S. Constitution is automatically given to us. We don't realize we all have to remain VIGILANT and to actively PROTEST against our "govt" when it infringes on our Constitution. We need to question attempts to remove those freedoms, especially when these attempts are couched in purposely misleading titles such as "THE PATRIOT ACT." It's unbelievable. If anyone was a patriot, they'd be marching on Washington AGAINST this anti-patriot "temporary amendment" called the "Patriot Act". Many people, mainly conservatives, think the people in current charge of our govt IS AMERICA. But the govt IS NOT AMERICA. The PRESIDENT is NOT AMERICA. Your political party in power IS NOT AMERICA. WE are America. Each and every one of us. The PEOPLE living in America are what makes America. We need to claim our freedoms and fight against abuses, such as the Patriot Act, which was implemented to find "terrorists" but has really been used to spy on Americans for other crimes. "So what?" you might say. "I'm not doing anything wrong." Here's what the problem is with that position; If the govt has this unstoppable power to spy on you and me, then whatever the govt decides is lawful, even against your own beliefs, will become law, and you will not be able to FIGHT against it. Why? Because you allowed the govt to have this "big brother eyeball" to be set into our law enforcement policy so it can be manipulated to suit the desires of whoever is in power. There is technology in place right now to FOLLOW YOUR EVERY MOVE, LISTEN TO EVERY CALL YOU MAKE, AND READ YOUR EMAILS AND WATCH WHAT WEBSITES YOU VISIT. They can look at your bank records, see what books you checked out of the library, bug your family's and your friends' phones, and to create a profile on you they deem "dangerous" because YOU don't like what they're doing. Sounds okay if the party in power is who you voted for. But what if the party in power is NOT who you voted for? Think about it. We are not doing what TRUE PATRIOTS would be doing, and that is, hauling the Bush Administration up before a court on treason, war profiteering, lying to America to illegally use our precious Armed Forces to go to war on false pretenses in order to fill the coffers of their business interests, corporate crimes beyond the pale, and crimes so agregious regarding torture of innocents and disregard for even UN and Geneva Convention rules on handling prisoners, that if REALLY TRIED, most of the Bush Administration would end up standing at the gallows. The past seven years has produced news and information on our activities that shows WE ARE NOT AMERICA anymore. How does that really make you feel? Just me SAYING this puts me in the spotlight of the Feds. I'M SICK OF IT. The Patriot Act isn't being used to find terrorists, it

    25. Re:Clandestine? by joggle · · Score: 1

      She says it's overly complicated, but many of the complications were added over the years to close loop holes that contractors and/or corrupt government employees were exploiting. In a way it's nice to know that federal money is spent with so much review under most circumstances. Unfortunately, there's way around this process at higher levels using no bid contracts and with legislators simply inserting pork barrel spending into laws with almost no oversight on how exactly that money is to be spent.

      If it makes you happy the feds are cutting back on contract oversight expenditures. They aren't reducing the workload or simplifying the process so they'll simply fall farther behind in closing out contracts until something really bad happens (not exactly sure what, probably a major contractor running out of funds or something).

      The basic problem is there is no built-in procedure for reducing government bureaucratic complexity. Voting for one guy or another won't change this fundamental fact. I'm not sure what will.

      From what my friend tells me they would love to make it less complex. However, nobody in the agency has the authority to make sweeping changes and nobody outside of the agency knows how to simply the procedures. Great.

  3. Google Thunderstorm by Malk-a-mite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh no! Google is working with the CIA, the NSA, and the NOAA... wait what?
    Almost had the evil government owns Google effect there, unless we are suggesting that Google now controls the weather as well.

    1. Re:Google Thunderstorm by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, on the bright side you can now search for next week's weather!

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    2. Re:Google Thunderstorm by andphi · · Score: 1

      No, only the Communist Chinese can control the weather.

    3. Re:Google Thunderstorm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      government agencies want better ways to search and organize the ridiculous amount of intelligence they gather? say it isn't so!

    4. Re:Google Thunderstorm by lurking_giant · · Score: 1

      That would be the Chinese who control the weather... http://www.technologyreview.com/Infotech/20463/ not Google.

    5. Re:Google Thunderstorm by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 1

      Don't be fooled. NOAA is only there to try to make this whole issue look like a storm in a tea cup. Sneaky bastards.

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    6. Re:Google Thunderstorm by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      unless we are suggesting that Google now controls the weather as well.


      well they do control the Maps.
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    7. Re:Google Thunderstorm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google Earth plugin, anyone?

    8. Re:Google Thunderstorm by kozmico · · Score: 1

      Yes you can with Google's http://www.google.com.au/gday

  4. Orly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never, ever, in my wildest dreams would I have thought that Google, the company that through their "free" services of e-mail, realtime chat, calendars, spreadsheets, economy, planning, blogging etc. hoards immense amounts of personal data about an enormous group of people would ever deal with agencies with a grande interest in that very same data.

    *ring ring*... *ring ring*... oh, there's someone on the FU**ING CLUEPHONE FOR YOU.

  5. it's like wikipedia by esocid · · Score: 2, Funny

    but anything in every article has the citation needed tag.

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    1. Re:it's like wikipedia by gwalla · · Score: 1

      So, just like Wikipedia, then.

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  6. "interesting story" = "warmed over press release"? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (some newspaper) is running an interesting story about (some company)'s involvement with (government)... From the (original press release), "When the (government) wanted a (product with extensive capabilities), they turned to (company) because (pitch). '...a lot of people in the (target market) don't know that we exist,' said (sales exec), who leads (some company's) government sales team...""


    "interesting story" = "warmed over press release"? Zzzzz.....
  7. Google and the IRS by Uroborus42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hell, I remember years ago when my father, who works for the IRS, mentioned that Google had given the IRS a trial run of a new search system they designed for their internal network. He said that the old system they had been using was so horrible and inefficient that the difference was like night and day. Of course, the management eventually decided that Google's solution was too expensive and so to this day they are still using some horrible, antiquated search system.

    1. Re:Google and the IRS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > they are still using some horrible, antiquated search system.

      thank $DIETY

    2. Re:Google and the IRS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh Thanks Sweet Lord Jesus! Thanks for this beautiful Management of this guy's Dad!
      If they had implemented a search engine like goog, the IRS agents will only have to go and type "Mr. Anonymous' children birth certificate" and find out that I am borrowing my neighbors kids for my Income tax filling, along with all that crap results that come when you search anything at goog. Something like: "Buy Anonymous children at E-Bay" or "Anonymous certificate: all you need is here!"

  8. Shhhhhhh! by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1

    'We are a very small group, and even a lot of people in the federal government don't know that we exist,' If they didn't know before, they know now.
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  9. sneaky weather men by zehaeva · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The word "Clandestine" being associated with NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) seems a bit ... weird. I can't seem them spying on or killing someone for .. well anything.

    1. Re:sneaky weather men by Digi-John · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shows how much you know. "Heavy thunderstorms expected in the Sierra Nevadas with potential hail" is actually code for "Execute Plan Alpha; bomb Beijing immediately."

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    2. Re:sneaky weather men by cbart387 · · Score: 1

      Now if they mentioned NUMA and Mr. Pitt, well that would be a different ... story.

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    3. Re:sneaky weather men by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      Now if they mentioned NUMA and Mr. Pitt, well that would be a different ... story.


      Not necessarily since Mr. Pitt is now almost exclusively behind a desk and Mr. Giordino is off running around with his hot wife. Mr. Austin has now picked up Mr. Pitt's duties with Mr. Zavala providing the overbearing hormones. Then again, all of Pitt's and Austin's stories are pretty much the same. Just different places and people.

      Nice reference though.

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    4. Re:sneaky weather men by cbart387 · · Score: 1

      Then again, all of Pitt's and Austin's stories are pretty much the same. Just different places and people. Too true. I read one of his more recent ones and it invoked a sense of deja vu of some of the others I have read.

      Not necessarily since Mr. Pitt is now almost exclusively behind a desk and Mr. Giordino is off running around with his hot wife. Mr. Austin has now picked up Mr. Pitt's duties with Mr. Zavala providing the overbearing hormones. Notice I didn't say it was the original Dirk Pitt. Mr. Pitt could also apply to his son ;)
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    5. Re:sneaky weather men by Nutria · · Score: 1
      Shows how much you know. "Heavy thunderstorms expected in the Sierra Nevadas with potential hail" is actually code for "Execute Plan Alpha; bomb Beijing immediately."

      President Reagan "announced" over an open mic the beginning of the nuclear bombardment of the Soviet Union. Why do we need anything more clandestine when announcing the destruction of the chicoms?

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    6. Re:sneaky weather men by squidfood · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shows how much you know. "Heavy thunderstorms expected in the Sierra Nevadas with potential hail" is actually code for "Execute Plan Alpha; bomb Beijing immediately."

      Hey, we at NOAA do oceanography too, and we had absolutely nothing to do with those reports of that giant-tentacled rubber-suit-looking creatures that washed up oh excuse me, my boss is trying to tell me someth

    7. Re:sneaky weather men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Execute Plan Alpha; bomb Beijing immediately."

      With dolphins.

  10. NOAA?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Not Evil" my ass -- what do *you* call a weather machine!

  11. Do no evil? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1, Funny

    I guess it depends on what the definition of "evil" is. If the NSA can get to Google, I'm sure they can get to Merriam-Webster. Have they redefined "treason" as well?

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    1. Re:Do no evil? by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If the NSA can get to Google

      You mean... with a purchase order? To buy search appliances? Just like they also buy air conditioning equipment, sandwiches, and carpeting?

      Have they redefined "treason" as well?

      Right, because being a vendor to federal IT users is ... treason!

      How do you even function, day to day, behind all of that tinfoil? I mean, doesn't it get hot and itchy after a while?

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    2. Re:Do no evil? by Wavebreak · · Score: 1

      Hear that? That's the sound of the joke going over your head. Lighten up.

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    3. Re:Do no evil? by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      WHOOOOOOOSH!

    4. Re:Do no evil? by ArAgost · · Score: 1

      Just because it was modded funny it doesn't mean it was a joke. In this case it surely didn't look like one.

    5. Re:Do no evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's hard for people with real sense of humor to adjust to the Slashdot method of repetitious stupidity to get laughs. Essentially, we'd have to have our senses of humor removed to learn to appreciate the "jokes" around here.

    6. Re:Do no evil? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      WHOOOOOOOSH!

      Would that be the sound of numerous slashdot users nodding their heads in unison because they absolutely believe that any IT company doing business with the NSA is evil? Because if you bother to read the comments following up on ANY article that touches on these subjects, you'll see the very loud, utterly humorless, non-stop blathering of uninformed, clueless groupthink drones who drool that exact sentiment onto their keyboards every day.

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    7. Re:Do no evil? by Wavebreak · · Score: 1

      Regardless of whether it was intended as one, it's ridiculous enough to be taken as one.

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    8. Re:Do no evil? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Do no evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it was the sound of the joke flying over your head.

    10. Re:Do no evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you even function, day to day, behind all of that tinfoil? I mean, doesn't it get hot and itchy after a while? Only if you wrap yourself up with the shiny side in.

      http://www.google.com/search?q=tinfoil+hat+shiny+side+out
    11. Re:Do no evil? by Sigismundo · · Score: 1

      whoosh

    12. Re:Do no evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      clueless groupthink drones who drool that exact sentiment onto their keyboards every day. Like yourself, natch.

      Poor save there fellow.
    13. Re:Do no evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because if you bother to read the comments following up on ANY article that touches on these subjects, you'll see the very loud, utterly humorless, non-stop blathering of uninformed, clueless groupthink drones who drool that exact sentiment onto their keyboards every day. That from the posterboy for loud, utterly humorless, non-stop blathering of uninformed, clueless groupthink who will stretch imagination without limit to justify telecomm immunity in the recent domestic spying scandal.
    14. Re:Do no evil? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      recent domestic spying scandal

      Which scandal are you referring to, exactly? The scandalous way that the people we need to listen in on were informed about how their international calls to their buddies in the states were being tracked? Or the scandalous way in which the party that doesn't have the White House just now is looking to make all sorts of partisan propoganda points over an issue that - when you actually pin them down on it - they say they wouldn't actually change? I've got a fine sense of humor. There's just nothing funny about that particular issue (except the hypocrisy, I suppose - but that's only funny if it doesn't happen continually, which it does... you can tell because the party screaming the loudest can't actually make a pursuasive case that they believe their own rhetoric on this issue, and can't muster anything like enough legislative votes to change the landscape one bit).

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    15. Re:Do no evil? by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      Quick, go, before the NSA hacks this one out!

    16. Re:Do no evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nodding slashdotters sure make a lot of noise, don't they?

      P.S. You don't need to respond to this post with another "whoosh". We get it.

  12. Re:In soviet amerika, google searches YOU by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Informative

    Jesus, get a grip.
    What part of:

    "The Mountain View company sold the agencies servers for searching documents"

    didn't you understand?

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  13. wetworks division? by mbaGeek · · Score: 1

    so the Google wetworks division isn't about water fountains?

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  14. Slashdot post is flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
    For the most part, this slashdot thread is flamebait. Google, like Oracle, IBM, Microsoft, RedHat, Novell, AT&T, and most other large corporations work with and sell to the US Government. How many government databases are on Oracle? How about Oracle+RedHat or Oracle + SUSE. Does this make Oracle evil? RedHat evil? This is mostly not news.


    Google is the best in search (currently). They provide appliances that can be used on closed networks (for example classified). There are MANY applications for these devices. The US Government is a BIG customer and can be a good partner. Despite what you may read here, not all the US Government does is evil....

    1. Re:Slashdot post is flamebait by BruceCage · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call it flamebait and it doesn't really matter anyways. It resulted in some of the funniest comments I've read in a while and that makes it all worth it.

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    2. Re:Slashdot post is flamebait by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      "Despite what you may read here, not all the US Government does is evil...."

      That's the interesting part. Shouldn't it be a little worrisome that the bulk of people on a site as big as Slashdot think that doing business with the US Government makes you evil? Presumably because they believe the US Government itself is evil?

    3. Re:Slashdot post is flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite what you may read here, not all the US Government does is evil....
      You must be new here ...
  15. Is this about Google's "search appliance"? by Animats · · Score: 3, Informative

    Google sells an enterprise search appliance. It's not cheap. "Starts at $30,000 for searching up to 500,000 documents", for a 2U server. That's probably what this is about.

  16. Open Source Intelligence by CustomDesigned · · Score: 5, Funny

    What a waste of tax dollars. All they have to do is post all their intelligence documents on the public internet, and they can get google search for free!

    1. Re:Open Source Intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it's a waste because we the public can't use the information for our own business. This is only half a joke. While I doubt I would find much use for the private communications vaccuumed up, I could see great value in the satellite photos.

  17. Needs to be said by megaditto · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_and_the_Holocaust
    Was the sale of those punchcard machines evil?

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    1. Re:Needs to be said by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 5, Funny

      of course not, the Nazis could have had a perfectly benign use for the Jew-Tracker 5000 for all they knew.

    2. Re:Needs to be said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jew-tracker??? ROTFL
      For crying out loud, NOAA has several terabytes of satellite images and weather forecasts to share with the public, all they want to do is help people FIND what they're looking for with an inward looking search engine.
      If you want a REAL conspiracy theory -look at the OMB "Trusted Internet Computing" initiative http://www.whitehouse.gov/omb/memoranda/fy2008/m08-05.pdf

      All Federal agencies are now required to reduce their connections to the internet to TWO peering points so that the NSA can attach listening devices and keep track of who looks at what on all government websites.

      The reason that conspiracies succeed is that the conspiracy theorists are perpetually barking up the wrong tree, and lose credibility with inane accusations while REAL plots are being hatched.

    3. Re:Needs to be said by ByteGuerrilla · · Score: 1

      For crying out loud, NOAA has several terabytes of satellite images and weather forecasts I've got a book that says God told him about the flood. It didn't mention satellite imagery.

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    4. Re:Needs to be said by N1EY · · Score: 1

      Didn't anyone learn from the mistakes of IBM? They actually went and hired a lot of people in Germany. They built a system from the ground up. They approached the 3rd Reich Government with the proposal on how to track people. Are we kidding ourselves?

    5. Re:Needs to be said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody else seems to have noticed it, but I find your post quite amusing... :)

    6. Re:Needs to be said by demachina · · Score: 3, Insightful

      During the 1930's Nazi Germany was one of the few economies that was booming while most of the rest of the world was grappling with depression. Germany's depression was in the 20's thanks to losing World War I and war reparations. As a result pretty much every American company was doing business with them because they were buying stuff when no one else was. The American upper class and big business was also pretty right leaning at the time because the Soviet Union and labor unions were the big threat to them. Nazi Germany and big business were natural allies in the 30's. It was German industrialists who put Hitler in power because they were more afraid of Communism and labor unions than they were the Nazi's. Fritz Thyssen in particular was the rich German industrialist who facilitated Hitlers rise. His banker/broker in the U.S. happened to be George W. Bush's grandfather, Prescott Bush. Prescott's Union Banking Corporation was shut down after Pearl Harbor under the trading with the enemy act.

      There are some distinct parallels between American business and Nazi Germany in '30's and American business and China in the 21st century. China has transformed in to a Fascist regime with a cheap, repressed, work force just like Nazi Germany. While the economies in the U.S. and Europe are floundering, China is a very profitable place to do business. If a place is profitable business men almost never pass it up on the grounds the government is brutal or repressive. In fact big business really likes repressive regimes as long as they are anti communist and they respect private ownership of capital. That's why the U.S. has propped up so many dictators over the last 100 years. That why when China abandoned communism for capitalism western business rushed there and embraced them with open arms, though their repressive one party state hadn't change at all, it just transformed overnight from Communism to Fascism and truth be told big business just LOVES Fascism. Fascim is pretty close to the ideal system for big business as long as you are on the good side of the party in power.

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    7. Re:Needs to be said by demachina · · Score: 1

      Another interesting read on the topic of American/Nazi collaboration is the Business Plot. There isn't a lot of corroboration for it but its strongly suspected that prominent American big business and rich American families including the DuPonts were backing a military coup to overthrow FDR and install a Fascist regime in the U.S. Prescott Bush's name was also mentioned.

      Its a dirty little secret that is usually brushed under the rug but there were some substantial Nazi sympathies in America in the 1930's . Big business and many right wing rich American dynasties really did hate FDR with a passion for his socialist leanings and much prefered Fasicm for its pro big business bent.

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    8. Re:Needs to be said by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

      "China has transformed in to a Fascist regime with a cheap, repressed, work force just like Nazi Germany."

      Of course, in Germany as the war dragged on labor conditions deteriorated. Before the war, however, many German workers were the best treated in the world, and had benefits that would make a modern employee of a Fortune 500 company jealous (and feel overworked!).

  18. MOD Parent up by notnAP · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Mod up either as funny or insightful.

    Breaking News! (Bah-deep beep... bah-deep beep beep...) Google has sold computers to the NSA. These computers are good for searching databases, something Google has a little experience doing. The NSA could be using these servers to SPY ON YOU! Film at 11.

    Staples has also been caught selling pens to the NSA, pens that may have been used to WRITE YOUR NAME ON THE TAB AT THE TOP OF A FOLDER!!!!!

    And bring it down to the local level, Jim Stevens, of "Jim's Roach Coach," was seen parking his Yuck Truck outside the caf door of the NSA, selling food at break time to NSA employees, who MAY BE USING THOSE CALORIES RIGHT NOW TO SPY ON YOU!!!!

    1. Re:MOD Parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Cisco selling routers to China?

    2. Re:MOD Parent up by ethicalBob · · Score: 1

      You scoff now; but wait til the next time you try to search for "Weapons Grade Plutonium"+"Instruction Manual" on your Ham & Cheese...

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    3. Re:MOD Parent up by droopycom · · Score: 1

      Hum thats funny...

      I swear I have seen "Jim's Roach Coach" in front of my company building the other day... I assumed that he was there to feed the utility workers who were doing some work on our internet line... Its a funny coincidence that "Jim's Roach Coach" was also seen at NSA headquarter...the utility workers might not be what they seem...

    4. Re:MOD Parent up by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      You seem to be confusing the nature of the tool. Is taser inc evil for creating a weapon that will be used to torture and punish people, and then creating a marketing campaign to hide the lethality of the device. Was starforce evil for creating a DRM tool that would surreptitiously install a hidden driver that would damage peoples hardware and then creating a marketing campaign to mislead people about the nature of the tool.

      So, is google evil for designing and creating software tools to mine peoples private information, collate it for social and political, psychological analysis and selling those tools not only to US government agencies but also foreign autocratic government agencies, when they know those tools will be used to suppress freedom and democracy and then going on to create a marketing campaign to make it somehow acceptable to invade every ones privacy as long as you a making a profit.

      So fine the pen is mightier than the sword and, some people might consider a peanut butter and jelly sandwich a lethal weapon. In the defence of unlimited profits, is it really right, to undermine some of the most important principles of free and democratic societies? I know google's answer.

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  19. Trickledown by pragma_x · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As far as I can tell, there's no reason to label this as "clandestine". It looks to me like GOOG is just doing what publicly held businesses do: make money and court the biggest customers they can.

    The upshot to this is that this is one place where the Federal government at large actually provides something for the public good, even if it is a few steps removed from joe sixpack. Since the NSA has some of the most stringent security requirements outside of most casinos, they're likely to push Google to improve their products in ways the rest of us can't. Take Net BSD for example. Anyway, that's likely to trickle down to the rest of us in the form of a more robust line of Google appliances and more. Another possibility is that Google may also have to learn how to become more nimble as a company in order to meet tougher requirements for Government-contract volume, reliability and ease-of-handling-red-tape. Again, that can work out for everyone.

    The downside is that throwing Google style power at large, parallelizable computing tasks, might send us rocketing down a rather slippery slope if it were used for less-than-legal *coughATTcough* purposes. Yea, we're all tempted to file that one under "-1 No Duh", but I think it bears mentioning all the same.

    1. Re:Trickledown by watzinaneihm · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the level of involvement, but I found the last Google filing with SEC pretty odd . I have no clue why Google would want to vote for censorship!

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    2. Re:Trickledown by pragma_x · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Thanks for the quarterbuck link. I had no idea people were reporting on this stuff.

      Therefore, be it resolved, that shareholders request that management institute policies to help protect freedom of access to the Internet which would include the following minimum standards:

      1) Data that can identify individual users should not be hosted in Internet restricting countries, where political speech can be treated as a crime by the legal system.

      2) The company will not engage in pro-active censorship.

      3) The company will use all legal means to resist demands for censorship. The company will only comply with such demands if required to do so through legally binding procedures.

      4) Users will be clearly informed when the company has acceded to legally binding government requests to filter or otherwise censor content that the user is trying to access.

      5) Users should be informed about the company's data retention practices, and the ways in which their data is shared with third parties.

      6) The company will document all cases where legally-binding censorship requests have been complied with, and that information will be publicly available.

      Required Vote

      Approval of the stockholder proposal requires the affirmative "FOR" vote of a majority of the votes cast on the proposal. Unless marked to the contrary, proxies received will be voted "AGAINST" the stockholder proposal.

      Recommendation
      Our board of directors recommends a vote AGAINST the stockholder proposal.


      Unless it's a typeo, or Google is simply trying to avoid having to move a mountain of red tape every time it does something, that does look a little fishy.
    3. Re:Trickledown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As written...

      The stockholder request is perfectly reasonable.

      One wonders why the board of directors would recommend a vote against, regardless of whether a mountain of red tape would have to be moved. They shouldn't be doing anything that looks even a little fishy.

  20. Foreigners will be less likely to trust Google by ctdownunder · · Score: 0

    This is the real issue. Google online apps or even any US based cloud services will be suspect (see Amazon.)

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  21. Google competes with Lucene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I used to work for a company that has supplied TLA's (and other companies) with search products for years, and this doesn't look like much of a story.

    This is a fairly generic search product, and with that little revenue, it can't be getting much penetration. Most of the value in these sales is in system integration with other document processing, email, multimedia, and so on, and not the core search engine. It's a battle to close each deal, but usually there's good money in customizing the product to meet each situation.

    Google wanted to buy us at one point, but Larry and Sergei were too put off by having to do sales and customer engineering (services model), and went back to their hammocks. Still, I think they could do OK in this market, since their main competitor can't do engineering management to save its life.

  22. Google Special Ops by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Coming soon from EA...

    1. Re:Google Special Ops by dangerz · · Score: 1

      *For a nominal fee.

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  23. what they can't keep updating PROMIS? by justdrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

    well maybe our tax dollars will finally buy a system that works for a change. there's no more PROMIS's out there to steal, so gotta pay for new development I guess.

  24. Kudos to the Government by binaryspiral · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Clandestine Operations at Google", puhleeeze. This story is so much FUD I can't take it. Google sells search appliances to the government. The appliances are 2U Dell servers running a locked down, customized version of RedHat. These appliances contain a crawler, a ton of storage, and a customized application to create a very good search index and interface with the data. They can also be clustered to offer even more capacity... but they don't report any of their findings to Google, the run on their own in their own network.

    If you need to have Google service the appliance, you can instruct the device to SSH to a Google server where the tech will access it remotely and make changes or troubleshoot. Or you can plug a modem into the serial port and the tech can dial in.

    Either way - you control access.

    We have two of these appliances at work churning through wikis, sharepoint sites, NFS stores, and company intranet pages. SharePoint search sucks - so that was the first to get axed. Everything else was added, just because we could.

    I, for one, am glad the government is using modern technology to improve efficiency. Someone actually gets it.

    1. Re:Kudos to the Government by SirWhoopass · · Score: 2, Informative

      Exactly.

      Having worked in the military on the "high side" network, it was great when Google's search became available. There had been numerous other engines available prior to that, including an early Yahoo and Alta Vista. Anyone who has been around a while can appreciate how great it was to search using Google instead of a cira-1999 Alta Vista query.

    2. Re:Kudos to the Government by Plugh · · Score: 1

      Quoth the parent: I, for one, am glad the government is using modern technology to improve efficiency

      Clearly you have not learned from history nor have you given a good read to much of what the American Founders wrote. An "efficient" government is exactly what I don't want.
    3. Re:Kudos to the Government by binaryspiral · · Score: 2, Informative

      Too right... stand along yahoo and altavista search engines were (and still are) free for a reason. Most other enterprise search tools are too Microsoft Office centric to be useful for web based documentation.

      I love the GSA we have... it *just works*.

    4. Re:Kudos to the Government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. We got Google search in late 2006 IIRC, man, what a godsend. Altavista sucked, hard. Google search just made things so much easier, that and a Wiki was starting to be used.

  25. Re:In soviet amerika, google searches YOU by Elsapotk421 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I like how people think we can just buy what we want in the government....when I was in the service I had to go to three different people if I wanted to buy so little as a a box of pencils. I actually ended up buying some of my supplies out of my own money because it was much more convenient to me.

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  26. New Google motto by jalefkowit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't be [REDACTED].

  27. So, "don't be evil, except for these 19 guys." by GungaDan · · Score: 0, Troll

    Somehow it just doesn't sound as good.

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  28. Re:In soviet amerika, google searches YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    And what is the internet but a series of linked documents?
    What is an identity theft but a stolen set of identity documents?
    What is a government spying policy but access to individuals' documents?

    Read between the lines - The only part of this article that is NEWS
    is the part where they have a business division that markets to the govt.
    That part was probably not widely known. The cooperation was known.

    "Servers for searching documents."

    We went to war over aluminum tubes. Don't trivialize based upon vague quotes.

  29. Breaking news? by LuminaireX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google sells a GSA to a large agency that happens to be government. Is it news that they've sold identical hardware to other corporations? OH NOES, THE WORLD IS ENDING!

  30. Likely, and they aren't even that good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google has been trying random things to become a real company with real products outside of ads. Google Appliances aren't that customizable or handle large document amounts compared to the competition. They are toys and are so far sold on name alone and not well marketed. There still seems to be an unwilling academic-ness to the way Google exploits its technology. I guess it 'is' good that they finally landed some gov't contracts, maybe with real usage the product will get better.

  31. Re:In soviet amerika, google searches YOU by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

    And what is paranoia but a shortage of dopamine and serotonin?

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  32. Re:In soviet amerika, google searches YOU by RushFreak2112 · · Score: 1

    That explains a bunch. I was wondering why my new Gmail account started getting spammed with stuff that was nothing more than words from within emails I sent out and received. This would be the email account I keep for simple communication with friends only. Not my email for accounts like the one here or other webspaces. So it is apparent they are monitoring my email.

  33. Not sure that I would call NOAA clandestine by Tangential · · Score: 2

    NOAA is the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration. Weather service, National Hurricane Center, etc.. are part of NOAA.

    Either their activities are not very clandestine or they are really, really good at hiding them, Dirk Pitt notwithstanding.

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    1. Re:Not sure that I would call NOAA clandestine by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Either their activities are not very clandestine or they are really, really good at hiding them

      Exactly. What is best place to hide something? In the exact place where everyone expects that something to be.

      Someone spots a satellite that's not on any official lists and no markings of ownership or purpose? OMG CEILING CAT IS WATCHING ME TRAIN MY PARAMILITARY REVOLUTIONARIEZ!!!11ONE

      Someone spots a satellite with a big NOAA sticker on the side? Oh, that's just the Hurricane Tracker 3000.

      Sort of like how a dead body buried in your backyard might attract some attention. A dead body buried in a cemetery, not so much.

  34. ads by smithcl8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine the ads they show within their search results! Some agent searches for "The Base" and gets margin ads for Kevin Costner flicks.

  35. Really? by jan.Tol · · Score: 1

    Isn't it just a little early for the annual Google April Fool's day prank? Let me know if I'm wrong, and I'll happily recant.

  36. Misleading subject. by argent · · Score: 1

    I thought it was going to be about Google being evil, not about Google selling computers to the spooks.

  37. possible GPL violation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Is it just me or does this smell like a possible GPL violation?

    Google is notoriously known for not releasing some of their enhancements to open source projects, including the linux kernel. If now they sold servers running these modified open source projects out to a customer, they're also required to provide the source code changes to them. Since that customer is the US government... it should be possible for the people to get a copy of it.

    Now before google was just keeping their modifications inside Google Corp, so the good old gplv2 didn't prevent them from not publishing their changes, but if they physically sold (distributed) these binaries to non-google people, then the GPL starts to act.

    could be a riot

    1. Re:possible GPL violation? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Not really, because the device is merely using a locked down Redhat apparently. You still would not be able to get Google's search engine code, because that's not GPL based, and I guarantee their device wont load anything other than Google code (think Tivo)

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  38. Goog At the Spooks by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Well, of course this story is not about spies infiltrating Google, per se. It's about Google infiltrating the spies. The deals (AFAWCT) don't send any of Google's private operational data (eg. your searches, your GMail.com ID, etc) over to the spooks. The spooks are just using the same platforms as Google developed for itself.

    But these are spooks. I doubt they'll let their agencies become dependent on Google without having some "leverage", like spies planted inside to be sure "business is operating according to plan". Or without being tempted by the fat intel score living inside Google's separate servers, regardless of how separate the immediate deal is.

    But these deals (on their surface) don't mean Google (and, therefore, your privacy) is any more vulnerable. The spooks can plant people inside Google without these vendor contracts, and certainly already have.

    What we need to hope, and really should be able to know, is whether Google's internal security is strong enough to protect our privacy from attacks by these spooks, whether or not they're "friendly" with Google's platform vendor business. And when we find out that Google is not secure enough, we have to figure out what to do about it, so we can use powerful services like Google without being at their mercy. Especially if Google goes through a period of "be evil" for a while.

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  39. Re:In soviet amerika, google searches YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that is what you agreed to, when you signed up. Every email you ever sent or received is stored forever, and scanned to work out what ads to display. This is what you wanted: you exchanged your privacy for free email.

    Gmail Terms of Use: You understand and agree that the Service may include content-targeted ads or other related information, as further described below and in the Gmail Privacy Policy... [you] agree that Google may monitor, edit or disclose your personal information, including the content of your emails, if required to do so in order to comply with any valid legal process... or as otherwise provided in these Terms of Use and the Gmail Privacy Policy.

    TBH I'm surprised that anyone has a Gmail account. Don't worry, they have a privacy policy.

  40. Huh? by FreeRadicalX · · Score: 1

    Since when is involvement with the NOAA is "clandestine"?

  41. Wow. How sad. by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    Wow. It's a sad day when dealing with one's own government can be considered "clandestine" behaviour.

    Is it the Slashdot crowd? Or have you Americans reached a stage where you geniunely consider your own government to be the enemy? DON'T VOTE FOR THEM.

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  42. They can search 1/2" tapes? by wsanders · · Score: 1

    Last I heard the IRS still had football-field-sized warehouses stacked floor to ceiling with reel to reel 1/2" tapes.

    I can just see a Google appliance in use there - a tiny box spidering a hectare of moldering IBM 360s, with 60 operators standing in line waiting to mount tapes.

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  43. Double Standard by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    "I don't see anything clandestine about a software/hardware company providing software/hardware solutions to the Federal government, especially when said information is printed in a nationally recognized newspaper and linked on a major news aggregator."

    BSOD jokes aside, I think if it were Microsoft providing NSA (or the military, or any security agency) software for the purposes of intelligence gathering, you'd see quite the different reaction here, and I think most of the threads would be about how evil both Microsoft and NSA are for collaborating for "spying on us". I don't think the problem is Google hating here. On the contrary, I think there would be a double standard in this situation.

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  44. You blew my joke a day early! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I was saving that joke for tomorrow! And you had to blow it early :( In case it doesn't get posted now:

    Microsoft Seeks Partnership With IKEA

    After being spurned by Yahoo, Microsoft is seeking to acquire the furniture maker IKEA. Microsoft's Ballmer was quoted as saying, 'They have many assets I can use for leverage in pursuit of future acquisitions.' The deal appeared to get off to a bit of a rough start when Ballmer's tour of one of their factories was cut short after what authorities are describing as a 'bizarre furniture-related mishap,' in which three VPs who opposed to the deal were hospitalized. Authorities are not releasing many details, but one officer made the cryptic comment that, 'I didn't think even Bob Goatse could do that with a chair.' Even so, inside reports indicate that the remaining company officers are now 'very eager' to finalize the deal.
  45. Re:In soviet amerika, google searches YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, except you're only considered paranoid IF YOU ARE WRONG.

    People who trust technology companies implicitly are either:
    A: working for them
    B: naive
    C: both
    D: doomed to be screwed

    So which one are you randomluser?

  46. Clandestine operations??? by ShannaraFan · · Score: 1

    "sold the agencies servers for searching documents"

    They sold them a Google network appliance!! So what? We're considering the purchase of one for our internal network, does that mean we're partaking in "clandestine operations" with Google? Talk about misleading hype...

  47. Little Known? by madsheep · · Score: 2, Informative

    What do they mean by "little known" here? I think probably every major federal agency probably has at least one Google Search appliances and they sell several other services. I think -every- company like this wants to work with the government, it's not some secret they're a big market. Hell, Google has space on NASA property and I here's an article from Slashdot from 2006 about them entering into a partnership with NASA:

    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/12/18/1640230

    They've also voluntarily turned over data to the feds before as made very public. Where's the the secrecy about working or wanting to work the government? Let's not forget their job posting for a Federal Sales person - http://www.google.com/support/jobs/bin/answer.py?answer=80784

  48. Do no evil... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    ...supply others with the ability to do what they want.

    Let their evil be on their heads, eh? Works for me. Besides, paying customers are very nice.

    My captcha is 'virtuous'. So when did /. install the 'ironic captcha' system?

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  49. Beer for less! by Fynnsky · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when the NSA searches for my personal information, will they get sidebar ads for beer and porn?

  50. Re:In soviet amerika, google searches YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, except you're only considered paranoid IF YOU ARE WRONG.
    Nope. Paranoia is your state of mind, not whether you're right or wrong. You are paranoid if you believe people are out to get you without a shred of evidence. And we don't have a shred of evidence that NSA is using Google for anything other than searching their intranet, so anyone who assumes Google must be sending the NSA all their search details and giving them access to their GMail account, just because "Google has my data and the NSA is monitoring me!", is exhibiting paranoia.
  51. Oh the controversy!!!! by rindeee · · Score: 1

    Wow! Google sells search/mapping appliances to the IC. The indignity! And Google has a Federal sales team!!!! Why, only those who read Google's job postings would know that. This is stupid. How in the heck is this news worthy?

  52. I have a different take on this. by John+Sokol · · Score: 3, Insightful
    99% of us are really doing the most mundane of things, and little that any government agency would care about.
      Heck we would even had a hard time even figuring out how to do something they would even care about.

      This stuff where domestic terrorist spying was used against Eliot Spitzer's bank transactions is just plain wrong. But in the end there is no point it crying about it, again most of us will also not be worth bothering with. I am more concerned with then starting to going after tax evaders or pot smokers, by wholesale automated domestic spying.

      From my former hacking past. If they thought you were involved in something they'd just ransack your house, empty it and deny doing it. google "steve jackson games" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_Games for example. The Wiki entry doesn't do justice to the severity of what really happened.

        So electronically seeing everything I am doing so they can see it's really nothing of any interest to them is better at least for me on some level.

      It's been my experience with cops and other groups like this that if you walk around with black cloths and black ski mask at night this will draw far more attention if you'd planning on doing something wrong then if you wore a bright orange reflective jacket and helmet, and white overalls in the middle of the afternoon.

      In black they will arrest first and ask questions later where with the bright uniform, you just look like your supposed to be there, and never get a second glance.

      Same with technology, I have friends that do everything with PGP, 3DES, AES etc. It will only make them get put under more scrutiny.

      I'd bet I were planning on doing something wrong that I could get away with so much more if I just keep everything in clear plain text, just for the fact that they are expecting people to act secretive and raise a red flag when doing something wrong.

      On 9/11 they were looking for all kinds of secret dangerous thing, explosives, and poisons etc..

      But no it was Box Cutters, We are talking about a few f**king 99 Cent box cutters that took down the 2 tallest building in the United States, and brought our economy to a stall, started 2 wars, and cost us Billions upon Billions looking for all of the wrong things and push our gas prices to $4 per gallon, and it still not over. That box cutter might even escalate with WW III.

    Albert Einstein quote - I don't know how man will fight World War III, but I do know how they will fight World War IV; with sticks and stones. This is more damage then what we could ever do with Billions of dollars of super secret high tech aircraft.

      This an example where KISS - Keep it stupid and simple is most effective.

        If you think about all of the homeland security, there is still painfully little they can do against the box cutter type of attack. Something so mind boggling trivial and stupid you'd never think about it.
      But it's these things that could lead to a terrifying chain reaction.

      So if all my docs are up on Google and easily readable, these numb nuts of the government are far less likely to even notice me or bother me, then if I were trying to pass around encrypted docs, then they will spend millions to decode them and then start monitoring my every action. Because If I am hiding something I must be doing something wrong?

    They never believe it was just grandma's cookie recipe as you try to explain this while being water boarded.

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    I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso
    1. Re:I have a different take on this. by McDutchie · · Score: 1

      Same with technology, I have friends that do everything with PGP, 3DES, AES etc. It will only make them get put under more scrutiny.

      This is why it's so essential to get everyone to use strong encryption by default. Philip Zimmermann said it best back in 1991, in the original PGP user's guide:

      What if everyone believed that law-abiding citizens should use postcards for their mail? If a nonconformist tried to assert his privacy by using an envelope for his mail, it would draw suspicion. Perhaps the authorities would open his mail to see what he's hiding. Fortunately, we don't live in that kind of world, because everyone protects most of their mail with envelopes. So no one draws suspicion by asserting their privacy with an envelope. There's safety in numbers. Analogously, it would be nice if everyone routinely used encryption for all their email, innocent or not, so that no one drew suspicion by asserting their email privacy with encryption. Think of it as a form of solidarity.

      But really, go and read the entire essay, it's important stuff.

    2. Re:I have a different take on this. by John+Sokol · · Score: 1

      I have read Philip Zimmermann book when It came out and clearly remember the remark.

      Problem is several fold.

      1.) SMTP is by default clear text.
      2.) POP3 & IMAP are also.
      3.) There is a shortage of good mail clients that can support PGP or any encryption.
      4.) It was probably too lated to change things when Philip wrote those words in 91.
              I remember the resistance and confusion with getting Kerberos, SSH, SSL and IPSEC out there.
      5.) Key exchange has always been awkward at best, and has it's problems.
      6.) When I started to work on massive arrays parallel small fast processors with Chuck Moore, I very quickly learned there had been other before, it all went black, and it would be excellent at cracking PGP, DES, MD5, AES etc.
      7.) Why do you think the governments restriction about encryption suddenly ended so abruptly in 1996 and 1997? http://www.cdt.org/crypto/clipper311/961230_ear.txt &

        When 386BSD was released internationally 1992 libcrypt was just a dummy that did nothing, so the systems master password file had passwords in clear text. If it didn't it do this it would have violated munitions export laws with very severe punishments.

      I can only assume either they had a sufficient way to break these codes in 1997 or there was too much critical mass to change clear text systems to encryption. Maybe both.

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      I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso
    3. Re:I have a different take on this. by McDutchie · · Score: 1

      I can only assume either they had a sufficient way to break these codes in 1997 or there was too much critical mass to change clear text systems to encryption. Maybe both.

      Strong open source encryption algorithms such as those used in PGP/GnuPG and OpenSSH are open source and widely available all over the world. Believing that the US government has had some secret way to break them since 1997 would require believing that the US government either is much smarter than all of the world cryptographic community (otherwise the secret would have been independently rediscovered by now), or have all the world's cryptographers under tight control so that the secret is not revealed. I think either scenario is the stuff of paranoid conspiracy theories.

    4. Re:I have a different take on this. by John+Sokol · · Score: 1

      No it more of the level of compute power available to the NSA is orders of magnitude more then we think it is.
      Many orders of magnitude, and specifically designs for cracking specifically these types of codes.

      In addition it's been 1 single Chinese woman Xiaoyun Wang in Beijing who in 10 years cracked 5 of the most secure hashes we have.

      So if one woman in China can crack so many of these, then what can an army of Benchley park types do?

      http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/02/16/0146218
      http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/12/07/2019244

      Associate professor Wang Xiaoyun of Beijing's Tsinghua University and
      Shandong University of Technology,
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiaoyun_Wang

      Chinese Prof Cracks SHA-1 Data Encryption Scheme
      http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/01/20/1936257

      http://en.epochtimes.com/news/7-1-11/50336.html
      article in the Epoch Times (a Chinese newspaper) about a brilliant
      Chinese professor who has cracked her fifth encryption scheme in ten
      years. This one's a doozy, too: she and her team have taken out the
      SHA-1 scheme, which includes the (highly thought of) MD5 algorithm. As
      a result, the U.S. government and major corporations will cease using
      the scheme within the next few years. From the article: " These two
      main algorithms are currently the crucial technology that electronic
      signatures and many other password securities use throughout the
      international community. They are widely used in banking, securities,
      and e-commerce. SHA-1 has been recognized as the cornerstone for
      modern Internet security. According to the article, in the early
      stages of Wang's research, there were other data encryption
      researchers who tried to crack it. However, none of them succeeded.
      This is why in 15 years Hash research had become the domain of
      hopeless research in many scientists' minds. "

      Wang announced at an international data security conference that her
      team had successfully cracked four well-known hash algorithms--MD5,
      HAVAL-128, MD4, and RIPEMD--within ten years.

      A few months later, she cracked the even more robust SHA-1.

      --
      I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso
  53. this isn't secret in any way by ohzero · · Score: 2, Informative

    Google has been selling their search appliance boxes for years. The fact that they've been selling them to the spooks is hardly shocking. http://www.google.com/enterprise/gsa/index.html

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  54. I knew Jim was in on it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but Staples? They've always been a good office supply solution.

    Can anyone be trusted?

  55. Re:MOD Parent up... But, imagine YOUR shoebox by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    has secrets and contacts you FEAR to share? Not talking about HOARDING, but let's say you're an agent which finesse and cunning and you gather bombshells of information. You upload the shit, and suddenly 15 agencies that never heard of YOU want YOU dead. Or, each wants a PIECE of you to ENSURE you won't collect anymore information.

    See, the problem is that some agencies STILL want to get credit for the takedown, or don't want to compromise a sensitively placed or acquired mole. It will only be a matter of time before the Google or Visual Analytics software compromises the health of dutiful agents who share or crosslink-search too much sensitive information that IS within the scope of their duties.

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    Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  56. There's real news and it ain't google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That federal agencies want to use the Google search engine is about as newsworthy as their use of toilet paper - c'mon already.
    But there are other things going on that are of more significance, like the OMB "TIC-Trusted Internet Computing" mandate http://www.whitehouse.gov/omb/memoranda/fy2008/m08-05.pdf

    Feds must reduce their connections to the internet in order to allow the NSA scan them and keep track of everyone who accesses government websites.

    SO is the NSA spying on you - absolutely, but not with Google, fer cryin out loud!

  57. The Dept of State Does This by Mayday · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There are a lot of products out there to let you search the internet but not so many that allow you to search the intranet. The DoS needed to search 1 million documents, provide a frontend easily, and secure it with SAML. The Google Appliance does all this and for a fraction of the price that everyone else offers. We used to use Convera but the product ran in java and required a huge number of resources. It did not provide a great frontend to do translations and I lost sleep at night trying to keep the software running 24/7. With google I am sleeping normal hours and my biggest problem is with the editors and the content. They also just released a sharepoint connector to crawl and index a sharepoint server and its content. Overall, the goal of the government should be to search the million if not billions and billions of documents, provide value, and make it secure. Also, I think every man, woman, and child has used Google so it is an easy interface and no learning curve.

  58. Oblig XKCD by witherstaff · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Re:Oblig XKCD by cornjones · · Score: 1

      why would that be redundant? I don't read xkcd regularly but found the strip amusing and relevant to the discussion. cudos to GP

  59. Re:In soviet amerika, google searches YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ring ring ring,there's that damn clue fone again, er wait a minute didnt I sign up for the no call list Phrack,been had again

  60. Hey CIA, NSA, etc -- Google THIS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    carnivore uranium allah jihad plutonium drugs cocaine maryjane marijuana meth coke crack crystal meth attack facility civilian truck fertilizer rental bomb explode fissile great devil praise infidel

    . . . just keeping googlebot well-fed! Maybe they'll come up with a new terror alert color. How about chartreuse? Lime green?

  61. No laughing matter! by Fishbulb · · Score: 1

    NOAA's clandestine black ops team can snap your neck just by looking at you!

  62. I bet that..... by failedlogic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They also use Word, Word Perfect or Open Office to type their clandestine documents, some might drink Starbucks coffee before work, eat McDonalds for lunch, drive to work in a Ford and have an AT&T cellphone. See all these companies provide services to Clandestine operatives.I guess I won't be buying any of the products I mentionned.

    Where do people come up with this stuff? If they used Apache, MySQL, Oracle, Linux, Unix, a computer, a PC, a Mac or whatever would that also make the news? Perhaps there should be an article for each! Sheesh!

  63. Spies in my NOAA? It's more likely than you think. by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    NOAA Headquarters.
    Silver Springs, MD.


    Meteorologist: "Gosh, all this Global Warming those jerks at the CIA looped us in is making me thirsty."
    [Meteorologist opens the break room refridgerator to find something horrible.]
    Meterologist: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!...."
    [Cue The X-Files Intro]
    [Cut back to the break room.]
    Meterologist: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!....DAMN IT! Xanthor, get your alien ass in here!"
    Xanthor [in alien language that only the Meteorologist understands]: "What's up?"
    Meteorologist: "I tell you whats up! You left a bottle of Black Oil open in the fridge again. The little bastard drank all my Sunny D!"
    Xanthor: "But I didn't leave it in th--"
    Meteorologist: "Bulls***! You better put it back in that creeping unmarked container before the day shift gets here. And how am I going to explain to the Head of NOAA--or worse The Syndicate--why everyone else in the office acts like zombies and is radiating half of Washington, DC because somebody made a bad forcast?"

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    The Rapture is NOT an exit strategy.
  64. seinopgmo by xdotx · · Score: 1

    couldn't find a "formal" publication, but

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

    close enough, right?

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    Our wealth breeds emptiness