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More DMCA Censorship at Yahoo!

Thomas Hawk writes "Once again a Yahoo! user has found themselves on the short end of the DMCA stick. Video blogger Loren Feldman recently found that his video mocking (read parody) the Village People and blogger Shel Israel was removed from the Yahoo! service after Scorpio Music served Yahoo! with a DMCA takedown notice. The video in question contained a very brief fair use parody snippet of the Village People song YMCA as performed by a puppet. What's more, Yahoo! threatened Feldman with the termination of all of his Yahoo! services including the revocation of his Yahoo ID."

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  1. It's a Village People thing... by PaintyThePirate · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oddly enough, my friend had a video removed from Youtube last month of four Robosapien RS Medias dancing to a Village People song.

    1. Re:It's a Village People thing... by ILuvRamen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      well then that settles it. The most logical explanation is that the village people have nothing better to do than troll the internet, looking for YMCA uses references while they're riding the ever shrinking residual income off that stupid song. I bet they wear their outfits while they do it lmao.

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    2. Re:It's a Village People thing... by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Funny

      I do wonder what happens when they find the image of YMCA Jesus.

      D'you think they'll sue the Catholic Church?
      If they do, I wanna watch. With pop-corn.

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    3. Re:It's a Village People thing... by jack455 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For anyone who believes in any kind of copyright at all that is exactly what should be protected against. Seriously, though, it doesn't sound like fair use (aside from being non-commercial). It's not a true parody IMO (and probably the courts) and not any kind of review or statement and certainly of no benefit to society (nor was the original song).

    4. Re:It's a Village People thing... by digitig · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now I think we know. Either that, or it's slashdotted. It comes to the same thing, doesn't it? Anything good on the net either gets an EULA takedown or gets slashdotted...

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    5. Re:It's a Village People thing... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Insightful
      For anyone who believes in any kind of copyright at all that is exactly what should be protected against.

      That recording was made 30 years ago. The kind of copyright I believe in doesn't last that long. And certainly not for free. If Disney, for instance, wants to have an eternal copyright on its library, because it's so valuable, why do they get that for free? Charge a higher and higher fee as the work ages. That way most works enter the public domain within a reasonable amount of time. How does the public benefit in any way that the YMCA recording is still a monopoly?

  2. Whaa? by Sylos · · Score: 5, Funny

    people still use Yahoo?

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    1. Re:Whaa? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No.

    2. Re:Whaa? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes. They're trying to enjoy it before the Microsoft takeover.

    3. Re:Whaa? by edwardpickman · · Score: 2, Funny
      people still use Yahoo?

      It was a typo it was meant to say "person" not "people".

  3. No wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    With that kind of attitude on Yahoo's part, no wonder Microsoft is so eager to mate with them.

  4. Finally! Now we know how to delete a Yahoo ID! by whoever57 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally, Yahoo reveals that the way to delete a Yahoo ID is to commit serial copyright violations!

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    1. Re:Finally! Now we know how to delete a Yahoo ID! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They'll delete it from public view, but quite probably they'll still retain the data.

  5. What are they doing? by WK2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Preparing for Microsoft takeover?

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  6. Re:Don't use Yahoo then by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Put it on Youtube, then Yahoo can't take it down so easily.

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  7. They're trying to avoid lawsuits during takeover by Simonetta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Since Yahoo! is in the delicate stage of being bought out by Microsoft, they're trying to avoid any lawsuits that could cause the buying price to be pulled lower. This is probably the reason that they are acting like consummate assholes. Normally the yahoos couldn't care less about pissant grandstanding through dubious legal stunts, but...this is a delicate moment in the take-over process.

        Maybe Microsoft is behind this in order to use a barrage of picayune lawsuits as a justification for lowering their bid offer. Goodness knows, Microsoft's staff of eager-beaver Ivy League lawyers do live for this kind of thing.

  8. Re:Not taking a joke by Bieeanda · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unless the Village People own Scorpio Music, it's their handlers getting their panties in a twist and not the performers themselves.

  9. D-M-C-A by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Young man, there's no need to feel down.
    I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
    I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
    There's no need to be unhappy.

    Young man, there's a lawyer I know.
    I said, young man, who can get you some dough.
    You can sit back, and I'm sure you will find
    Many ways to ruin others good time.

    It's fun to sue with the D-M-C-A.
    It's fun to sue with the D-M-C-A.

    You can get yourself mean, you can have a good deal,
    You can get folks to settle for whatever you feel...

    Young man, are you listening to me?
    I said, young man, what do you want to be?
    I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
    But you've got to know this one thing!

    No man does it all by himself.
    I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
    And just look there, to the D.M.C.A.
    I'm sure our legal team can help you today.

    It's fun to sue with the D-M-C-A.
    It's fun to sue with the D-M-C-A.

    They have everything that you need to enjoy,
    You can hang out with all the lawyer boys ...

    It's fun to sue with the D-M-C-A.
    It's fun to sue with the D-M-C-A.

    You can get yourself mean, you can have a good deal,
    You can folks to settle for whatever you feel ...

    Young man, I was once in your shoes.
    I said, I was down and out with the blues.
    I felt no man cared if my band were alive.
    I felt the whole world was so jive ...

    That's when a lawyer came up to me,
    And said, young man, sign this release.
    There is a law called the D.M.C.A.
    They can start you back on your way.

    It's fun to sue with the D-M-C-A.
    It's fun to sue with the D-M-C-A.

    They have everything that you need to enjoy,
    You can hang out with all RIAA boys ...

    It's fun to sue with the D-M-C-A
    Young man, young man there's no need to feel down
    Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground

    It's fun to sue with the D-M-C-A
    Young man, young man are you listening to me?
    Young man, young man what do you wanna be?

    you'll find it at the Y-M-C-A
    no man, young man does it all by himself
    young man, young man put your pride on the shelf

    then just go to the Y-M-C-A
    young man, young man I was once in your shoes
    young man, young man I said, I was down and out with the blues.

    My comment has too few characters per line and I'm really hoping that this brings up the average - though I don't know that it will be enough. Apparently not on the first try- though I did bring up the average an entire character. Let's see if this was sufficient. Wow - it did go up another word but still too few. This could take a while. And of course the entire joke is ruined now. But I've got a stubborn streak in me that just kicked into full gear. Holy cow- 26.2 characters per line is not enough. I'm gonna have a novella down here to go with my funny (or not funny - we'll see) lyrics. Or maybe I'll just go down in flames as off topic for this section. Oh the suspense. 28.4 is not enough. For crying out loud. I like Slashdot, I really do, but this is annoying. If there are going to be ads in the comments then I ought to be able to at least post song lyrics - or should I say parodies of song lyrics. And while I hate to play this card, if that's not possible for the hoi polloi, well it'd be a nice bonus for the um you know - paying customers. I mean I don't think that is asking too much. Time to check again. Oh really - 32.6 is too few? There has to be something more to it than that. I've posted lots of comments that were shorter than that. The one I'm looking at right now above mine isn't that long. There must be something else in the formula there. But I'm not giving up. I'm going to keep at it until this thing gets past. On the bright side, no fear of seeing "Slow Down Cowboy!" now is there? I'm an eternal optimist. And I really feel like I'll be making the world a better place once this goes live

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    1. Re:D-M-C-A by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Informative

      You should have used HTML formatting.

      Put a <br/> at the end of each line, and instead of empty lines, use the occasional <p>...</p> tag pair. Empty lines are the worst, I'd say; they bring your average way down.

      I learned it the hard way, too, but I've been posting my comments in HTML ever since.

      P.S. Obligatory Userfriendly link

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    2. Re:D-M-C-A by Hillgiant · · Score: 2, Funny

      SSSSSSSHHHH! Don't give them ideas! This last redesign was bad enough.

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  10. What's the BFD here? by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is terrible that it seems that anybody in the world can send a DMCA notice, valid or not, to Yahoo and get them to censor user content. Personally I think Yahoo has a higher obligation to the users who use their sites. Yahoo doesn't have a higher obligation to there users and I don't recall the DMCA requiring content hosters to vet takedown notices.

    You really think Yahoo (or any other large webhost/portal) is going to spend the money to have people sitting around all day checking the validity of every single DMCA takedown notice they receive?

    Yahoo did what they were supposed to do under the law.
    Now it's your turn to file a counter-notice
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    1. Re:What's the BFD here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They probably should since they could then bill the offending parties for the resources spent investigating their frequently bogus notices. Sure you'd have to do some manuvering to setup a MS technical support style system. But set up as a credit card hold that will be refunded should the apperatus involved find the content indeed infringing, Yahoo could probably make money on it. In the mean time jackasses like Prince, KISS, Madonna, and apparently the Village People would be diminished and in fact paying to improve everyone else's service experience. The beauty of a setup like this is that it's in Yahoo's interest to set an extremely high barrier, and maximize the number of credit card charges.

      Then in the instances where they have to go to court, their countersuit remedy should ask that the supposedly infringed work in the public domain in the event they prevail. One company engaging in that sort of brinksmanship winning one time would make all the other paper people better corporate citizens.

    2. Re:What's the BFD here? by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Damn and I ran out of modpoints because that's the most insightful thing I've heard al day. Make money off the fuckers who are trying to use the law to protect their ever diminishing income streams

      As for counter notices. I can see where Yahoo sits on this. It's not in their interest to waste money chasing up the many thousands of these shitty notices they get each day. They just rip out the "offending" content and let the two ends of the deal battle it out.

      The problem with the system is that the Recording Industry Assholes of America are just issuing random notices on the basis of words in filenames. We've seen it before, we'll see it again. These people don't care about fair use. They'd like to see all fair use abolished to make the way for a neverending income stream.

      Now, it's hardly fair that the little guy has to waste his time and effort defending his legally protected right to free speech and fair use because he's been censored by a money hungry media asshole. It's the "vibe" of it that's wrong.

      The law makes the little guy demonstrate that he is, in fact, right after his media has been pulled down. Yet, it puts no burden of proof on the rich media company who now can just send round random junk and censor whoever they like; even temporarily.

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  11. File a counter notice by RedWizzard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    File a counter notice. You've got rights. Exercise them.

    1. Re:File a counter notice by Sancho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To be fair, Yahoo has gone above and beyond on this one. Their only requirement under the law is to remove the allegedly offending work. According to the summary, they have additionally threatened to remove this person's account.

      In this, I feel that Yahoo is acting in a manner which is not in their customer's interest. Whoever made that threat probably thinks that the extra time required to deal with DMCA notices justifies removing the accounts of people who are likely to be repeat offenders. Unfortunately, they've got every right to do this, but it's certainly a pretty scary precedent which could lead to attacks on their users. Once word gets out that you can get a Yahoo account cancelled by forging a DMCA notice, the fit's going to hit the shan.

  12. Publish it in the open by Bromskloss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They should publish every such request at their front page for everyone to see and for the shame of those requesting the takedown. One box with latest news, one box with latest takedowns.

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    1. Re:Publish it in the open by Evets · · Score: 2, Informative

      That was a case under very specific circumstances. The takedown notice was actually filed with the copyright office before being sent. It specifically contained a "do not publish" clause within the takedown notice. And it was sent specifically to goad the recipient into publishing the takedown notice, as other very suspect takedown notices sent by that law firm had been published publicly by that particular site.

      That's not to say that the big guns wouldn't just follow suit with that strategy, but the easy way around it has been around for years - although admittedly it doesn't scale very well.

  13. Move servers out of USA? by wvmarle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Again a DMCA notice... this is not the first time it happens to a user. Also non-USA citizens are subject to this crazy law, when they post material on a US based server. Or not even necessarily that it seems, do legal reverse-engineering or encryption related work in your own country, visit the USA, get arrested, it's possible, no? But leave that discussion for later.
    What actually surprises me is that there are no similar portals in e.g. the EU. All major portals and sharing sites are US based - Yahoo!, MSN, Flickr, Youtube, Facebook, MySpace, you name it, they are all in the USA, I can't think of anyone based fully in Europe. And as such they are subject to the US's draconian copyright laws.
    This again makes me wonder why none is being set up outside of the US jurisdiction. How about a facebook.de, or a youtube.nl, fully hosted in that country, and incorporated there as well. What is holding the Internet back? It is not that Europe doesn't have the IT infrastructure, on the contrary. It may be better than what's available in the USA. Same accounts for the people. I may assume there as much business sense on both sides of the pond.
    Yet all these video-sharing and other creative enterprises on the Internet seem to sprout and flourish mostly in the USA. The world is really a wonderful place.

    1. Re:Move servers out of USA? by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From what I hear, the American entrepreneurial spirit is still almost exclusive to this country. Obviously there are entrepreneurs in other countries as well, but it's not as ingrained into the culture as it is here.

      You can't throw a rock without hitting someone trying to start a company around here, and so there's [i]plenty[/i] of things to fund. EU labor laws apparently make Europeans significantly more conservative, both due to how safe people's jobs are (keeping people from wanting to leave their jobs and start a company) and due to how hard it often is to fire people (making hiring people a much bigger risk than it is here).

      America's philosophy of firing people with no notice means that self-employment is significantly more attractive, and hiring people is significantly less risky. Whatever else you may say about it, it's very good conditions to start a business in.

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    2. Re:Move servers out of USA? by Weedlekin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Also non-USA citizens are subject to this crazy law, when they post material on a US based server. "

      I fail to see how anyone could reasonably expect any country's laws not to apply to content that's in that country by virtue of being on servers that are physically located there.

      "Or not even necessarily that it seems, do legal reverse-engineering or encryption related work in your own country, visit the USA, get arrested, it's possible, no?"

      It only happens if you reverse engineer stuff that would be covered by the DMCA, which means it has to be from a company which has rights to the item in question within the US who have complained about your actions, and managed to get an arrest warrant issued. They have no more jurisdiction over things that aren't legally distributed there (beyond banning them, of course) than the European Commission does over things that aren't distributed within the EC, unless of course they're acting on behalf of a country that they have treaty obligations to. This will however only happen if said country has made a formal request to the relevant US authorities.

      "How about a facebook.de, or a youtube.nl, fully hosted in that country, and incorporated there as well."

      How would they finance themselves? Advertisers on the US versions have a potential audience of hundreds of millions, the vast majority of whom can read or write English, so AT&T for example will pay a lot more for a spot on a popular US site than a Polish phone company would to a Dutch or German one. You only have to look at how much UK ISPs are squealing about the extra bandwidth costs that the BBCs media players are lumping them with to see how difficult things could be for a European YouTube, especially when one considers the fact that the UK is one of largest EU countries in terms of population, and that the BBC don't let people from outside access its content.

      "Yet all these video-sharing and other creative enterprises on the Internet seem to sprout and flourish mostly in the USA."

      The size and nature of the US market has resulted in all sorts of companies and services that are rare elsewhere, but the Internet is the only place that it becomes obvious to those who haven't spent a fair amount of time there.

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  14. Preparing for the MS takeover, are they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    WOW! Yahoo is acting as if Microsoft already owns them! ;)

  15. Re:So what? by Dan541 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The land of the free where you can be sued if you say anything someone dosen't like.

    ~Dan

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  16. Re:And they wonder... by downundarob · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yours is probably a rhetorical question, and you would know how to find out but..
    Del Shannon originally penned (and had a hit with it) in 1961

    Lawrence Welk 1962.
    the Small Faces in 1967
    Elvis Presley in 1970,
    the Beach Boys were known to have played it live.
    Charlie Kulis 1975
    Bonnie Raitt 1977

    Just to name a few

  17. hmm by nomadic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    a very brief fair use parody snippet of the Village People song YMCA as performed by a puppet.

    Isn't "fair use" for a court to decide?

  18. All services in one place... by darkpixel2k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yahoo! threatened Feldman with the termination of all of his Yahoo! services including the revocation of his Yahoo ID

    Isn't it great having everything integrated into one easy-to-use service? Pictures, searching, games, dating services, emai--oh fuck--they just canceled everything in my entire life.

    Same goes for Google everything. If one company controls all the services you use, all it takes is one idiot at that company to make your life hell.

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  19. DMCA doing what it should do? by IBBoard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hang on, isn't this (the first part at least) how the DMCA supposed to work? I thought hosts/ISPs had to honour the takedown request and then investigate if a counter claim or dispute was filed so that the host can claim safe harbour.

    Thank goodness the UK doesn't have anything quite as bad as the DMCA (yet...)

    The bit about terminating services is a bit more extreme, but seems to be some standard practice taken too far - "You've breached part of the ToS by posting breaking a law, so we'll terminate your account" but without the part where they check whether it was a copyright infringement or just another quick DMCA claim.

  20. OpenID by infestedsenses · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's more, Yahoo! threatened Feldman with the termination of all of his Yahoo! services including the revocation of his Yahoo ID.

    That's a slightly larger problem than it may seem at first. A Yahoo ID as at the same time an OpenID. People using that account as an OpenID are subject to the whims of Yahoo. I'm not yet sure of the implications this bears, but it will become a problem when people become more reliant on OpenID.

  21. Ya Know..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ya know, it would hilarious if someone turned this around and made a parody of the DMCA by changing the lyrics and setting it to the tune of "YMCA".

    As much of a copyright violation that it may seem to be, it would still be *VERY* Fair Use, since it would be a parody.

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  22. Question mark end of DMCA stick by iamacat · · Score: 2, Informative

    DMCA takedown is basically a question from ISP to the content publisher on weather the material is distributed legally. The publisher can just tell Yahoo that the material is legal. In this case, the videos will be restored and subscriber's identity will be made known to the author of DMCA notice to settle the matter in court if necessary. The process is mutual and in fact the issuer of DMCA notice is liable for any damages resulting from the downtime.

    Unlike DMCA counter-circumvention provision this is actually a good thing. ISP is off the hook and instead the customer and the purported copyright owner get to give up their claims or duke it out in court if they choose. Genuinely infringing material can be immediately removed from public access, ensuring that say, Photoshop source code does not make it into too many hands before the court battle is settled.

  23. Re:They're trying to avoid lawsuits during takeove by mrvan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What I don't get is this: I thought the principle behind the DMCA was that Yahoo, on being served a notice, would take down the possibly illicit material, and that the poster could get it back on by identifying himself and taking legal responsibility.

    It seemed to me (not an American, not a lawyer) like a good system: the host is responsible in the first instance and takes material down without judging about the illegality (which the host can't), unless the poster takes responsibility and claims it is not illegal (fair use, own work, whatever), and it can be settled in court.

    Apparently, it doesn't work that way...? Or does the poster not have the guts to stand up for his right? Or does yahoo go further than required by the DMCA?

  24. Land of the what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Tell me again, how did you guys end up with this DMCA and when do you think you will be rid of it?

    1. Re:Land of the what? by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Media is controlled by corporations, and lawmakers are largely influenced by corporations. So the corporations wanted to make the DMCA and they told the lawmakers to make it happen. Then they had the media not make a big deal about it, so there was no significant public reaction, and thus the law easily passed without most of America even noticing.

      It's scary how predominant this process is in American politics. About the only positive thing I can say is that at least it's not as bad as China, where a single party directly controls both media and politics, with no need to even pretend otherwise. If/when the New York Times ever starts to sound like the Xinhua News Agency, I'm done with this country.

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  25. Re:So what? by contrapunctus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    See you in court.

  26. Re:Not taking a joke by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Mod this post up, dammit. The performers in the Village People have *never* owned the rights to their music, their videos, or even their images. If you only have the typical /. understanding of the entertainment business, then please keep the vitriol bottled up until you do a little reading, okay? I promise to do the same thing next time there's an article that demands a cursory familiarity with C++ or PHP or Web Ruby on Rails 2.0...

  27. Re:DMCA counter notice by yuna49 · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the level of whining we hear here, you'd imagine that a counter-notice would be a difficult and costly proposition. Here's what's really required:

    * The subscriber's name, address, phone number and physical or electronic signature
    * Identification of the material and its location before removal
    * A statement under penalty of perjury that the material was removed by mistake or misidentification
    * Subscriber consent to local federal court jurisdiction, or if overseas, to an appropriate judicial body.

    Doesn't seem too onerous to me. Once you file the counter-notice the rightsholder has to file suit against you within 14 days in a Federal court. I'd bet many of these complaints would just fade away if the rightsholders were forced to file suit in response to counter-notices.

    Instead we have people like the OP who decide the best route to contesting take-down notices is to complain in his blog and on Slashdot.

    Now there are a couple of areas where the balance between the rightsholders and the alleged infringers might be improved. It appears that, for complainants, perjury only applies to the issue of whether the complainant is authorized to act on behalf of the rightsholder. For the counter-notice, perjury applies to the statement describing why the material does not infringe. If that's the correct interpretation, I'd like to see the perjury clause apply to the actual claim of supposed infringment as well as to the claimant's authorization. Forcing rightsholders to sign the claim of infringement under penalty of perjury might stave off nuisance take-down notices.

    Also, while I understand the rightsholders wishes that the supposedly infringing material be removed as soon as possible, I do think it would have been better if the ISPs were required to notify the alleged infringer before the material is removed, not after.

  28. Not half as bad as MySpace by vnaughtdeltat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had less trouble closing my bank account than my MySpace account.

  29. Re:They're trying to avoid lawsuits during takeove by Sancho · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is guilty untill proven inocent and the burden is on part of the defence. I don't know what the best solution is, but requiring that every case like this go through a lengthy civil trial is just going to swamp our already overloaded judicial system. It would be like a DOS on justice, and that's really not something we want. Legitimate civil cases would be backlogged, some criminal cases would be backlogged (meaning a lot of people would be held awaiting trial for longer), and frankly, it would just be a mess.

    At the same time, I don't like the fact that any idiot can claim ownership of a work and get something that they don't like taken down.

    There probably isn't a good solution, at this point, so we have to choose the lesser of the two evils, and I think that the current system is just that.
  30. Re:So what? by neomunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess the real test is whether or not those countries' Free Speech Zones are as big as ours here it the U.S. Seems like a simple way to figure out who's speech is 'free-er', right?

    I mean, -where- you can exercise free speech is just as important as what you can say. Here in the U.S. they remove all confusion by placing specific areas (out of the way of any events, for the safety of the people trying to speak freely) around cities hosting political events for us, the Free-est of people, to speak our minds without bothering the REAL important people.