FCC, FAA Still Don't Want Cell Phones on Planes
mattnyc99 writes "Last month we learned that the UK has approved in-flight mobile, effective immediately. Popular Mechanics has a follow-up on why the phones-on-planes ban is here to stay in the United States. Statements from the FCC and FAA confirm that any chance to overturn it remains dead on arrival — even though new "pico-cell" networks cut down interference with phones on the ground. American Airlines is looking like it will have onboard Wi-Fi within the next couple months, just the same. PM does note, however, that if the European mobile rollout is a success, US carriers might just have to give into demand."
Imagine a two hour flight with everyone talking to their hands. Or the ones with blinking blue cockroaches in their ears talking to the seat in front of them. No thanks.
What a strange co-incidence, I don't want phones on a plane either. I don't want to hear 400 calls of "Hello, you never guess where I'm calling from."
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i cannot imagine how horrible a 3 hour delay on the aircraft will be then! wifi i can see, laptops, internet = good. Cellphones = bad. Unless of course we all get 1st class seats and our own little curtains.
> US carriers might just have to give into demand
Well, as far as I'm concerned, they already have. I don't want some blabber-mouth next to me trying to yell over the jet's noise for a cross country trip.
Now, if they want to instigate a cell-phone free area at the front or rear of the plane like they used to do with smoking versus no-smoking sections then I say go-for-it...
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It isn't cell tower overload - it's control over information. When there are problems with the plane that may be known by people on the ground the last thing they need is a bunch of cell phones ringing to cause absolute panic. Can you imagine being in the air on 9/11 and getting a phone call from your screaming family as they told you what was on the news?
The concept of it's okay to chat away on your phone in the UK on the plane but not in the US won't peeve ANY international travelers. Of course they will happily fly into the US where they have to turn off their phones and succumb to more invasive security then take their business to another country.
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Who the hell wants cell phones on a plane anyways? It's a stupid, stupid idea! WiFi yes, cellular NO!
Does that mean that I can use a UMA phone (eg. T-Mobile's Hotspot@Home service) or Skype while in flight?
The problem with the UMA service is that there is no way to do a web-based sighnup from the phone. I did once experiment with trying to change the AC address of my PC to match my phone's MAC address, then sign up, but I was not successful. On reflection, I should probably have turned off my phone while the PC had the same MAC address.
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I can't remember who I remember hearing this from, but during some flight I recalled some flight personnel talking about it and the reason behind it being that not all cell phones are alike and not all plane equipment is alike. The testing needed to be completely sure that there wouldn't be any sort of interference would be horrendously laborious, not to mention that something new comes out just about every month. I can't vouch that this is absolutely true, but I do see where they are coming from.
Plus like one of the above posts said, I don't want Mr. "I'm an important asshat" blabbing on his bluetooth earpiece while I'm trying to sleep. People don't have common sense so let's just leave it at that.
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It's obvious. We get enough of that in public buses and malls already. Now we can't even take a flight in peace?
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These also show up at the library and bookstores.
STFU already.
Someone needs to tell off these annoying Aholes. Especially women who babble endlessly about stupid trifling crap.
I about blew my lid at the library once. There is a big sign that even says turn off your phones , guess what , they still IGNORE it.
And those stupid ringtones!!!
Start fining these assholes!
It's funny how despite the fact that the crowd at Slashdot is generally overwhelmingly pro-tech, the average reader is also very hostile to the idea of in-flight calls based on past stories on this.
Moreover, it's funny how despite the fact that the crowd at Slashdot is generally overwhelmingly anti-government regulation, when it comes to things they want the government to regulate, like banning in-flight cellular phone use, they're generally more than happy to acquiesce.
Unless the cell phones present a safety concern, I don't see any reason whatsoever for the government to be involved in banning in-flight cell phone use. If the free market turns out to be interested in having quiet flights without cellular phone use, then I'm sure carriers will be more than happy to offer flights and/or cabins that ban cellular phone use. There are already laws that make not complying with flight attendants a crime. If the market turns out to be more interested in the convenience of using phones on planes, then who are you to be telling them through the use of legalized government force to prevent airlines from serving those markets?
Other than the interference with navigational controls and ground based towers, which are supposed to be eliminated with the pico-cells, and which we'll soon get to the bottom of with the UK legalizing, I haven't heard of a single legitimate reason to involve governmental intervention in this. The blurb about terrorism concerns and remote detonating bombs sounds like more pointless scare-mongering with no increase in security. The article itself admits that people are already surreptitiously using cellular phones.
It's nice that most Slashdoters don't want cell phones on planes, but it's downright screwed up to use governmental force to make everyone go along with it without a public purpose behind it.
I'd rather have a screaming baby free area. Cell phone blather mouths are annoying but they barely register on the wailing infant scale of annoyance.
There is also a correlation between screaming babies and puking babies. I'd pay extra for a baby fluid (and solid) free flight.
Followed closely in second by, "Oh god, I shouldn't have ate [or drank] that last night."
Unfortunately, it's probably only a matter of time. Since we don't have smoking sections anymore, how about a quiet section. Amtrak and the TGV have a quiet cars. Smoke travels almost as well as sound. And if noise really troubles you, pick up some noise-blocking headphones or just some earplugs. Just don't wind up like this guy
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I don't think US airlines will ever have to give in to demand... What are their customers going to do? Go on a European airline for their flight from LA to Denver?
If cell phones are banned, they can still charge you a dollar a minute for the official in-flight phone service.
I really don't think there's any safety-related reason, even your "control of information" theory, especially if Oceana^WEurope is allowing them. Seriously, Britain seems almost more paranoid about terrorism than the US.
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Verizon has enough problems switching between towers without dropping calls while I'm moving in my car. On a plane? Shit...
We figured out a long time ago that it's easier to elect seven judges than to elect 132 legislators.
So, between mechanical issues, mental issues and medical issues, I just can't see how cell phones could add a whole lot of risk.
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I know a number of people who ride the commuter trains, and more and more of them are starting to carry these handy little devices. No, no one cares about how legal these are or are not. Turn them on just long enough for the offending phone to lose the call, and they are undetectable.
We are all just people.
Ok here is a call for less government regulation and use of more technology: make these legal.
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Make the damn cell phone addicts pay extra to fly cell-class!
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Since everyone will have their mobile on during the flight. It's safe to assume that their will be a few with their Bluetooth on. Hm.... Sending random Bluetooth messages to others in the aircraft... could be fun ;)
Unless it's the pilot who get's the "Look out! Plane!!" message and sticks the plain into a nose dive... :S
But you could use it to chat up that cute blond 5 rows down.......
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But if we allow cell phones on domestic flights, who'd use the $5-a-minute credit-card-op plastic phone from the seat in front of you?
Freedom isn't free; its price is the well-being of others.
Mostly, I'm sick of being lied to in the "safety" spiel at the beginning of every flight. As TFA states, there is no corroborating evidence of interference with the plane's navigation systems. If there were, the FCC is not doing their job of certifying devices, and some heads need to roll over there.
I have no problem with turning them off, but stop telling us everything is for our "safety" and herding us like scared little sheep. People deserve to be treated intelligently, and with respect.
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Airplanes are already cramped enough, oxygen levels per person were reduced years ago and the the planes are just loud enough already. Can you imagine a Red Eye across country, you're expecting to sleep through it (go go time travel), only to not sleep because some chatter bug is to hyperactive and must call every freaking friend / family / relative / wrong number imaginable to chat?
I can hear that high pitch whiny "Oh my Gawd, guess what so-and-so did?" "Eeeewww, I know." Blah Blah Blah.
I can just here the corporate asshole laughing about stealing some account from his co-worker. Augh.
No Cell Phones on Planes. PLEASE.
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Those headphones only block constant background noise - which is the only noise which doesn't bother me!
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There was a Mythbusters episode (season 4 episode 6) where they got serious interference under test conditions with actual airplane instruments, but were unable to interfere with the instruments on an actual plane. They concluded that even though they couldn't create a hazardous situation, it would be an extremely bad idea to take the risk, since it is plausible and there's only one way to find out!
They also made a good point that air travel would be prohibitively expensive if insurance companies required airlines to verify that every component of every plane in their fleets were impervious to cel phone interference. That makes the $5 plane phone seem a lot less sinister.
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It's the elephant in the room in this whole debate...
WE'LL ALL GO BATSHIT CRAZY IF EVERYONE IS TALKING ON THEIR PHONES!!!
How annoying is it to have people talking on their phones everyone in the subway or on the street or in restaurants? At least, in those places, there's usually room to get away from them. Not so on planes.
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And not because I can hear someone talking. Its the principle of it. I live near a beautiful huge park and within the last 5 years I've started seeing more and more people in the park constantly on their cell phones. I always thought the idea of going to the park was to get away from all of that. Airline travel is so miserable these days that I can't imagine adding one more inconvenience to it. Gee, can you use cell phones on cruse ships?
>>"PM does note, however, that if the European mobile rollout is a success, US carriers might just have to give into demand."
Demand and US cell phones really doesn't compute, and I can't remember the last time that an airline or cell phone carrier gave in to "demand". Hell, 3g was just rolled out where I live, a major metropolitan area, and Europe is starting to roll 4g.
If they start allowing cellphones on planes, then from now on every time I am scheduled to fly somewhere, I will ensure that I eat a couple of bean burritos before boarding the plane. If the person sitting next to me on the flight starts yapping on the phone and disturbing me, then I'll start farting at them.
This gets discussed from time to time on Off The Hook, I think they mention it in either the March 19th or March 26th episode because some of them were planning on flying out to Notacon on the private plane one of them has.
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There have never been any restrictions on calls on the ground, as long as the plane is not on the runway. When was the last time anyone got stuck in the air for three hours? That does not happen anymore.
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How did all the people on the 911 planes use their cellphones to call their families at the last second? How did those on Flight 93 get news about 911, so that they could crash the plane in Shanksville? Who gets reception on a plane?
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I'm curious about the logic of the pro wi-fi anti-cell folks here.
Several have hinted at this stance, but I've not seen much justification.
If you only have wi-fi, aren't the tweens just going to use skype
or some other internet telephony? Or will the wi-fi be throttled
to say 56k, and only be adequate for web-surfing?
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FCC, FAA still don't want cell phones on planes because...They can charge people $9 CAD a minute (thats like $20 USD or something) to use their in-flight phones.
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Well, basically, there is probably a loud (figuratively AND literally) minority that really wants cell phones and a quiet majority who finds them annoying but doesn't consider it a deal-breaker. So an airline that allowed cell-phones would take a minor hit from those of us who hate blather, but that would be more than matched by the many people (especially business-class yammering jerks) who would love to talk on planes. As a result, the vast majority of planes would probably allow phones.
This is basically the same dynamic as smoking bans in restaurants. As long as smoking isn't banned by the government, lots of bars and clubs felt obligated to allow it, because losing all your smoker patrons (and their friends) would be a bigger hit than losing those people who absolutely can't stand being in a smoky bar. Thus, a whole lot of bars allowed smoking.
But lo and behold, once statewide or citywide smoking bans go into effect, all businesses are hit equally, smokers whine a bit, and nonsmokers get to go home without smelling like an ashtray. Same effect in reverse here: if the phone ban is lifted, all the sudden every flight in the nation is filled with cell talkers, and the rest of us are stuck grumbling about it.
When I own an airline, I'll get right on that!
I am apparently the only person who reads Slashdot who knows how to use earplugs.
Whenever I travel on a plane, ever, I bring earplugs and "gun mufflers", the hearing protection that goes over your ears, and I use them both. I do this because cellphone chatter is not the only annoying noise that happens.
Crying babies are everywhere on planes because they don't know how to cope with the effects of the moderate pressure changes on their ears. There are people sitting next to you to whom you don't want to be forced to talk for their entertainment for hours. There are families or friends traveling together who will not shut up for one single minute in the entire flight. There are people with coughs and sinus conditions that cause them to constantly sniffle and snuffle and harumph and cough and snortule and make other snotty noises. And even the engines can make a wee bit of noise while producing 15,000 pounds of thrust right next to your window. With the earplugs and the gun mufflers, the two loudest sounds I hear are my breath in my trachea and my heartbeat. The big ugly gun mufflers also send the clear signal that I don't want to be talked-to inanely ad nauseum.
I am confident that if my portable passive sound-blocking equipment can make a crying baby in the seat behind me completely ignorable, cellphone chatter won't pose any problem either.
There are even more-compact, less-ugly versions of hearing protection that can be custom-made for more trouble and money than the off-the-shelf stuff I get at Home Depot, Sears, or construction safety stores.
Tech reasons are legitimate (if debatable) and (thankfully) probably solvable:
If the plane is so fragile that tiny battery-operated transmitters can mess it up, then ok, make people turn those off.
But these are all totally bullshit reasons:
Noise sucks. But it's a fact of life. There are plenty of other places where people talk too, but we don't use government force against those people to make them shut up. What the hell is so special about an airplane? And if we do somehow come up with an argument about airplane specialness (e.g. an annoyed person can't walk out, once stuck in there), is it really a cellphone issue? There are still the inflight payphones that need to be banned, and let's get serious, there are still people being allowed to talk with one another. If people talking is really an intolerable problem, TSA should be fitting everyone with a gag when they board.
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The phone calls from United Flight 83 were not cell phone calls.
They were on something called an "Airfone", formerly from GTE, now from Verizon.
United used to have them on just about all their planes. They only got rid of them about a year or two ago.
The real issue weapons on planes...
Think about it. If they allowed people to yammer away (loudly) on their cells on airplanes (where we can't get away from them) the FAA/TSA would have to let us take our guns on the plane to shut them up!
From a psychological perspective, this ties neatly into paranoia as well, since one of the symptoms of paranoia is an inappropriate feeling of personal importance.
If you use that on a plane dont be surprised if you end up in prison. I seriously doubt those things are 100% safe when it comes to avionics.
Now there's a good idea. But let's make most of the plane phone-free, and require people to step out onto the wing to make a call.
I'd say that they're just as safe as any cell phone would be. They don't use much more power. The trick would be getting something that looks like a remote bomb detonator through security.
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It would be very easy to disguise a device that effects aircraft instruments as a cell phone.
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They'll block VoIP in the initial sky Wifi: http://blogs.zdnet.com/ip-telephony/?p=1506
I read a suggestion that when someone has a loud "private" conversation, you simply join into the conversation as they clearly intended all their neighbors to do by talking so loudly:
I want to know how many people who are opposed to cellphones on planes fly more than 2 or so times per year.
I'd wager that the frequent flying business people, who are the bread and butter of the airline industry are silent only because they lack the time to write the letter saying how much they love it.
John Q. and Suzy Public need to shut the hell up until they are top tier elite on any given airline. Let's wait and see how much they cry when all the flight prices double, and they just can't fly anymore 'cause that's coming.
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The two places for which a "cell" phone seems perfectly named are in the local police lock-up and in the back of a plane, and they won't let you use one in either.
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I don't have a problem with airlines allowing cellphone usage, as long as they charge $25/hour for the convenience, or the same as whatever ridiculous rate they'll charge for WiFi. Personally, I'm waiting for the credit card slot on the emergency oxygen masks.
Why the HELL would you want cellphones on a flight anyway? You're flying from LA to NY and you got the ditzy college bimbo to your left and the sleazeball sales guy to your right. Six hours of this shit and I'd want to kill some people:
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Bimbo: "She like totally went to the store, and saw this like totally hot guy there. And I was like you want me to go to the store and like buy some milk? What-ever.I'm just, like, so there, you know?"
Sleazeball: Your name is "you're wanting", and you can't play the man's game, you can't close them, and then tell your wife your troubles. 'Cause only one thing counts in this world: get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you fuckin' faggots?
Bimbo: Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.
Sleazeball: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.
While it is true that on some market there are not much concurrence, those are rare. Most of the big market have concurrence between alliance (Star alliance, etc...), and also many times with airlines discounter (which aren't really cheaper, flight to flight, they are in average more expansive, but it is true that they offer both cheaper and more expansive place than normal airlines, but no service at all). That concurrence on lucrative routes is so that airlines are willing to incur less profit if they can beat the concurrence and get back the profit in form of volume. Heck, sometimes I can pay the same price for some intercontinental flight, than on some inner-europe flights, in economy both of them. Think about it.
Are airplane passengers in any less grave peril?
Do hospital patients/visitors have any less need to communicate?
Are medical devices any less shielded from interference?
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These devices are useful for people who are too scared or shy to approach people and ask them to hang up. Some people will hang up if you ask them, especially if you are polite. Others will not. And do you know why they will not hang up? It is because they have a right to use their phone on the train and in other public areas, and your needs and desires do not supersede theirs.
I highly doubt that you refuse to go to public areas where people are speaking amongst themselves, so why would a cellphone conversation be so much more aggravating that you would even want one of these? You don't know what you are interrupting, it could be an extremely important conversation, either business or personal, or it could be completely mundane. Either way, you don't have any right, legal or moral, to stop those conversations.
So please, stop being arrogant and laboring under the misconception that your desire for the absence of human voices on public transportation makes it all right to break the law and use one of these devices.
Most of us DO know what we are interrupting, since that person is TALKING REALLY LOUDLY IN ORDER TO MAKE THE MAGIC MEN IN THE MAGIC DEVICE USE PIXIE DUST TO SEND THE WORDS TO THE OTHER PERSON.
No, it's not legal. Yes, it's rude. Yes, you may be an ass. Unfortunately, the same people that will not shut up about how high they are gonna get next Saturday are the same persons who will get pissed off if you should dare ask them to keep it down, or tell them that a public area might not be a good place to talk about drugs or personal problems.
Of course, the best thing to do is to join in the conversation - make the other party aware that there are others listening. That usually helps - and pisses off people.
But if you are afraid that someone will use violence against you, and you still want to terminate their phone call, then go ahead and use a device such as this. It is, as you pointed out, no different from being ass - except you are anonymous, and as the 'net shows us, everyone can be an ass when they're anonymous.
Never thought I'd have to tell slashdotters they were a bunch of Luddites. "Don't use your new-fangled cellphone tech to disturb my fragile in-flight equilibrium.." PUHLEEZE! Y'all sound like my grandma - and I'm in my fifties... Get yourselves a pair of cheap earplugs and ride the wave.... Jeez...
As a pilot for 27 years, I have tried to use a cell phone even from small aircraft flying at lower altitudes. Above 8,000 ft., I have never been able to maintain a connection for more than a few seconds after which the phone disconnects. Above 10,000 ft., I can't even get a signal. So, I believe the cell phone argument on planes is just a moot point.
The only way to get cell phones to work (especially in large passenger aircraft) would be to have an on-board repeater of some sort. And, given that airlines aren't really bursting at the seams with cash right now, I don't think it's something you will see very soon.
What about Nokia smartphones that can do VoIP with their built in WLAN adapter?
I own a Nokia E90 which lets me receive calls in and out of cellular reception. It is configured to connect to my home's wireless network automatically and receive calls through my GrandCentral number. T-Mobile doesn't get service within a mile radius of my house but I can still make and receive VoIP calls with the same number.
Will they prohibit the use of these smartphones even if the GSM chip is disabled? If they do require some sort of web-based registration, smartphones like the Nokia E90 have a full web browser so that won't stop smartphone users. And I think that the N95 and other new(er) smartphones have this same capability.
It's kind of funny, I can't even think of the last time I took notice of someone else talking on a cell phone, let alone the substance what they were talking about. And, in general, I can't say that I've noticed anyone talking that much louder. So, I suspect you're just parroting the same standard argument about those annoying people on their cell phones, because everyone else does. By hearing the argument all the time, you've been trained to think there is actually some substance to it. And your repeating it only further spreads the ignorance.
Try to take note of how many of these people actually do intrude on your life. I'll bet it is much less that you've been trained to think. It might actually change your point of view. In other words, don't go along with the crowd, learn to think for yourself.
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But people on cell phones always seem to talk too loud
That seems to be a problem with the cell phones themselves. Ever been in an Army tank? They make headgear that lets you talk quite clearly on the radio while in a tank, which is bone-jarringly loud. That kind of tech could probably be in a cell phone, except everybody is always trying to angle for 'free cell phones' and so they're cheap and the ones you pay for are trying to compete with that. Bummers. Anybody know of good Bluetooth headgear?
say inappropriate things, and have no awareness of the real world around them.
OK, technology can't actually solve those problems.
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Damn. I'm freaking myself out here. I've got tingles down my spine now.
That's the feeling of realizing you're not perfectly safe on an airliner and can never be. You might also realize that the problem of airplanes-as-weapons was solved over Shanksville, PA by ordinary Americans an hour after Flight 11 hit the North Tower, and that re-enforced cockpit doors make that scenario highly unlikely, yet we're spending trillions of dollars pretending it hasn't been solved. How deep exactly does the rabbit hole go?
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