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Microsoft Discloses 14,000 Pages of Coding Secrets
OrochimaruVoldemort writes "In an unexpected move, Microsoft has disclosed 14,000 pages of coding secrets. According to The Register: 'This is Microsoft's latest effort to satisfy anti-trust concerns of the European Union, which is possibly a tougher adversary for the company than Google.' The article mentioned that this will be done in three phases. 'Between now and June it will garner feedback from the developer community. Then, at the end of June, Microsoft will publish the final versions of technical documentation — along with definitive patent licensing terms.' Lets just hope those terms are pro open source."
Who stole the Heart of Gold !?
[Fuck Beta]
o0t!
Well until now, we assumed it was just an idle treat.
Well, on the other hand, we never expected MS to disclose 14k pages of anything but contracts.
Epic. Just epic.
The article links to:
http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/presskits/interoperability/default.mspx
where several documents in non-standard formats are describing how well ms are complies with standards.
Not to mention you have to buy a licence of M$ Office too read it.
M$ laughs EU in the face with this one.
Lets just hope those [patent licensing] terms are pro open source.
I'm going to hope for a pony too! A flying one!
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It's a cook book!!!
...apologies to Rod Serling.
If you take the 6th, 66th and 666th characters on every page, it IS a contract.
Your UID suggests you signed up within the last day or so. You don't get to make those jokes yet.
As we know, there are public standards. We also know there are some standards that are secrets. That is to say, they are used very publicly but the details are kept secret. And there are also public secrets. These are the secrets that were kept secret for shame and are made public.
But there are also secret secrets. The ones we don't know that are secret and should be kept that way.
(with apologies to Donald)
- customizing AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS for Windows Vista Ultimate?
- Hungarian Notation 2008 from Cosmonaut Charles Simonyi?
- A vastly more powerful set of MFC macros that will now make it possible to maintain different versions of an enterprise project code base from a single source file?
- 3D OLE Automation DCOM interfaces from the Visual Basic team?
- the difference between "Unrecoverable Application Error" (Windows 3.0) and "General Protection Fault" (Windows 3.1)?
- a detailed explanation of what each alternative does in the "Abort, Retry, Fail, Ignore" dialog?
The mind boggles at the possibilities.
What, didn't you hear? Docx is an open standard now! ISO said so! :P
Yup!
No, I'm New Here
Everything you wanted to know about Windows 3.11 in 13,999 pages..... WFWG next!
The world is not yet ready to learn of the Ballmer Peak!
Episode IV
A FALSE HOPE
It is a period of civil litigation. European commisioners, striking from a hidden courtroom, have won their first victory against the evil Microsoft Monopoly.
During the battle, European judges managed to steal secret plans to the Monopoly's ultimate weapon, the DEATH SCREEN, a blue error screen with enough power to destroy an entire uptime.
Pursued by the Monopoly's sinister agents, President Barroso races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his documents and restore freedom to the internet...
USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
("WIX" sounds quite similar to a common German slang word for masturbation. A nice example of how a completely innocent word can have unexpected connotations in different cultures.)
USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
Actually the 28,000 lines of code is all that microsoft coded that works. The rest is just bloat so people feel good spending a few hundred-a few thousand for a product.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.