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Windows XP SP3 Released To Manufacturing
mike_diack was one of many readers to send word that Windows XP SP3 been released to manufacturing. It will be available to OEMs and enterprise customers on April 29. Here is a summary of features and changes. The company will wait till "early summer" to enable SP3 downloads through Automatic Updates.
Remember when XP SP3 was impossible which was why everyone had to change to Vista?
Engineering is the art of compromise.
OMG, I can't wait, only 8 more days until I can patch my system with SP3! So exciting... patches... wooo!!!
So if you paid full retail thinking you could drag XP with you when you upgrade your system...
You're stuck. Kaching. Thanks for playing.
Help stamp out iliturcy.
... does "early summer" mean we have to wait until next March?
Translation:
Fluffeh: It might be bad.
CannonballHead: It might not be bad.
Apart from apparent lack of any information, I doubt incomplete fuzzy logic is necessary bad logic.
??? What planet do you live on? Vista is as efficient as an elephant in a phone booth. ???
Something must have been pretty damn efficient to fit an elephant into a telephone booth.
not really, there's no specifics on the size of the elephant (or the phone booth)
Blazing Spiders
Alpha testing.
Legend has it that Vista the Elephant was wandering about on the beach, minding its own business, when it spied a piano on a small island just offshore, at his favorite bar, The Funky Trunk. TFT had a land bridge briefly at low tide, but the water formed a moat to keep out the riff-raff most of the time. The durable unit sat outside on the deck, adjacent the call box. (But don't let the delightfully retro rotary dial, the old style mouthpiece, or the earpiece with the frayed, cloth-covered cord within the weathered, almost out-house-ish callbox distract you from the ivories on the piano, or the ivory on the shore, or you'll screw up the pacing of this admittedly predictable short story).
Something of a piano aficionado , the elephant wandered out to the island to relive an Anderson and Roe moment.
Suddenly, a shark appeared between the elephant and the island, water barely deep enough for the sleek menace to move!
Turning in alarm, the elephant started to move back to the shore. Another shark! What to do? Arriving at full panic, the elephant leapt with stunning mechanical efficiency clear over the first predator, landing in the phone booth.
Now you know the story of how Vista jumped the shark.
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
Yes, I'm sure the Ubuntu development team is going to lose sleep over some flaming lunatic.
The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
"You sir have made me go log in for the first time in years to post a reply to Slashdot. Incorporating the only animal that can't jump, and Microsoft into a legendary parable... We need to invent new words to describe awesome."
Wait just a minute. I'm sure elephants can jump. I've seen it in lots of cartoons.
I reserve the right to think for myself. Others' opinions are optional. Puppy on lap = typos...not illiteracy.
A phone booth is where Clark undresses into Superman, Peter undresses to Spiderman, the Shoeshine boy turns into Underdog, and Dr. Who does some really strange stuff.
Where have you been?
Down With Slashdot BETA!!! I've been around the corner and seen the oliphant; you can only abuse me from your perspecti
Hey that bucket is one of the most amazing things in nature. If you look long enough you will find a left handed square profile M4x.1" pitch bolt. Vista on the other hand is a bucket full of left handed square profile M4x.1" pitch bolts G
Don't get the ISO, it's corrupt
No, worse than that, the old Apple IIe we had in the eighth grade had a back-arrow that I thought was "Backspace", or maybe "Esc". If you touched it, the damn thing would power-cycle. Now THAT's shitty.
Of course, I'm not even going to get into the Altair we had in 5th grade or the Sinclair 1000 I had at home.
Just callin' it like I see it.
I thought it was white men
while (true != false) process_more_stupid_code();
Elephants can in fact jump and rather high, too. Just not here. They've been patiently guiding human evolution until we reach the point where we can take them to the moon.