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Estimated World Population to Pass 6,666,666,666 Today

suso writes ""The estimated population of the world will pass 6,666,666,666 today. No doubt an interesting number for people everywhere (not referring to any religion connotations). 5,555,555,555 was passed about 14 years ago. You may not realize that only 80 years ago, the population of the Earth was only around 2 billion. This shows how the population of the world has increased at an alarming rate in recent times, although the growth rate is almost half what it was at its peak in 1963, when it was 2.2%. Unrelated but also an interesting coincidence, the estimated number of available IPv4 addresses is getting very close to 666,666,666. It should cross over today as well.""

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  1. going to hell! by SkankinMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    looks like ipv4 is the antichrist, three times over...

    1. Re:going to hell! by SkankinMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      i always thought that porn was a redeeming factor for the internet!

    2. Re:going to hell! by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Funny

      *Judgemental stare*

      For those of us who have some self respect and respect for women, porn is a bad thing.

      *Continuing judgemental stare*

    3. Re:going to hell! by SkankinMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Most of the women I know enjoy porn as well. You know they can vote now too, right?

    4. Re:going to hell! by compro01 · · Score: 4, Funny

      so, in your opinion, male-only porn is just fine?

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  2. In an unrelated note by doubtless · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot comments passed the 66,666,666 mark, and CowboyNeal was passed over by 6,666 women.

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    1. Re:In an unrelated note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slashdot, doing its bit to keep population down.

  3. Re:An update by CSMatt · · Score: 4, Funny

    6 repeating? How do you have 2/3 of a person?

  4. Did you know... by Daniel+Weis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you know that 6 to any power other than zero produces a 6 in the resulting number?! It's just as arbitrary as this...

    1. Re:Did you know... by Spacelem · · Score: 2, Funny

      6^-2 = 0.02777777...

      Okay, this is a rational number with an infinite decimal expansion, but the last digit to any precision is 8.

      (Sorry, pedant).

    2. Re:Did you know... by eikonoklastes · · Score: 2, Funny

      6 ** log_6(3) = 3.

      No 6 in that resulting number!

  5. 7,777,777,777 Get! by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on slashdotters, we can make it

    1. Re:7,777,777,777 Get! by Daniel+Weis · · Score: 5, Funny

      Disclaimer for /.: You can't impregnate your left hand.

    2. Re:7,777,777,777 Get! by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm glad I thought you (and that joke) up.

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    3. Re:7,777,777,777 Get! by sgt+scrub · · Score: 3, Funny

      what if you use both hands? will you have twins?

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    4. Re:7,777,777,777 Get! by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Disclaimer for /.: You can't impregnate your left hand. This is probably a GOOD thing.
  6. Well. by AltGrendel · · Score: 4, Funny
    Probably a meta-beast.

    Or a meta-meta-beast.

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  7. Re:Satanic by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Need you ask? It's Anonymous Coward.

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  8. Re:Satanic by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    666 is the number of the beast. Whose number is this? The Super-Devil. He is at least six inches taller than the regular devil, rides a flying motorcycle, and carries a jar of marmalade that causes adultery.
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  9. Re:wake me when we assign... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    :dead:beef

  10. Re:An update by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 5, Funny

    Use an axe.

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  11. 6,666,666,666 and 666,666,666 eh? by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear me, it's a good thing I keep a chainsaw gased up and ready to go next to my shotgun.

    *Cue's the E1M1 midi*

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  12. Re:Someone care to estmate by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like most of us have been getting screwed repeatedly for a long time. That seems to be the primary cause of the problem.

  13. Today Numerology ... by jamesl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tomorrow Phrenology. Coming soon: Tea Leaves, Entrails, Astrology and Tarot Cards.

  14. Re:Population Control & Modern Views by roystgnr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Iâ(TM)d like to say â"great postâ", but somehow Iâ(TM)ve found I canâ(TM)t focus on the âbirth rate gapâ(TM) discussion therein. Weâ(TM)d all appreciate it if your future postsâ(TM) punctuation was âoevalid HTMLâ ⦠thanks.

  15. Re:Satanic by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the Beast can have any fucking number he wants.
    Hell, he can probably have two!

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  16. Re:Satanic by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 4, Funny

    > [...] a jar of marmalade that causes adultery.

    So, uh...do they sell that at Tesco?

  17. Just goes to show.. by multipartmixed · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..God is a sixist bastard!

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  18. Re:How do they know? What about Burma? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not sure if near 100% land utilization is such a good idea.

  19. Slashdot, bringing you the news that matters... by Fortunato_NC · · Score: 2, Funny

    In tonight's top story, people are fucking.

    Film at 11^H^H^H^H^Hall over the Internet.

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  20. Re:Someone care to estmate by JordanL · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's kind of interesting how you misspelled "people that don't browse slashdot" as "us". To be fair, the keys are like right next each other.

  21. Why not? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Funny

    the Beast can have any [] number he wants.
    Hell, he can probably have two!


    Why not?

    If I can have two IPv4 class Cs and a /28 for a total of 520 (514 usable), the beast ought to be able to have at LEAST two.

    Heck: With all the work he has to do and minions to help him, he could probably use a class A (16,777,216 numbers).

    Given that Haliburton and the US Post Office each have one and the US DOD has eleven, maybe he already does. (There WERE internet postings from a computer in the DOD named "beast".) B-)

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  22. Re:An update by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Once there were 3 people sitting at a bar. At the opposite side of the street is a building. One studies biology, one's an engineer, and one's a mathematician.

    Two people go into the building at the other side of the street.

    A few minutes pass.

    3 people come back out.

    First the biologist notices this. And he promptly declares that nature is beautiful. The engineer, a bit more at his senses, states that obviously there simply was someone already inside the building.

    But, the mathematician realizes the obvious truth, and announces "You're both wrong. If now one more person enters the building, there will be no-one left inside".

  23. Re:How do they know? What about Burma? by amccaf1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least it won't happen in our lifetimes. Oh, wait, it will.

    Ha! Not if we're dead!

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  24. Re:What about...? by Rick+Genter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldn't it be more interesting when the population reaches 6,969,696,969? That day I'll see your face =)


    Uh, I think you're doing it wrong...
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  25. Re:And I think I see the problem by Fortunato_NC · · Score: 2, Funny

    At some point, it stops being a family and starts being a litter.

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  26. Re:How do they know? What about Burma? by lucas_picador · · Score: 2, Funny

    Food shortages are all the rave now

    Ecstasy, flashing lights, glowsticks, cargo pants, trance music, and famine.

    Worst. Rave. Ever.

  27. Good thing you weren't trying to be pedantic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because you weren't even correct.

    From YOUR link

    "The Number is 666 in modern biblical text"

    If you are claiming that 616 is THE number of the beast, you're wrong.

    Of course, you were interested in displaying a tiny bit of minutiae you picked up, but were too interested in trying to show off and got it wrong. The best you could claim is that 616 is A number of the beast.

    Next time don't try so hard and you won't look so foolish.

  28. Re:An update by Splab · · Score: 5, Funny

    A computer scientist would clearly have seen the real truth - an off by one error!

  29. Re:How do they know? What about Burma? by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

    The main problem being that if everyone in the world starts eating to 'US level', the earth will be crushed into a singularity..

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  30. Re:How do they know? What about Burma? by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ecstasy, flashing lights, glowsticks, cargo pants, trance music, and famine. Worst. Rave. Ever.
    Arguably second worst, in a set of four very close. Death showed up next door and Pestilence and War went to two across the street.
  31. Re:How do they know? What about Burma? by erlenic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apparently going vegetarian makes you repeat yourself.

  32. Re:An update by WK2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darl McBride + Jack Thompson + Jack Valenti + kdawson + George W Bush = 2/3 person

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  33. Re:How do they know? What about Burma? by MentlFlos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously the only-child stereotype doesn't affect absolutely everyone, but it didn't become a stereotype without reason. Wouldn't that be a monotype?
  34. Re:How do they know? What about Burma? by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've been eating vegetarian a lot lately. Yes, I enjoy eating vegetarians too. Cows are vegetarian :)
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  35. Re:How do they know? What about Burma? by dotancohen · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been eating vegetarian a lot lately. I also enjoy eating a nice vegetarian every day. Cows are vegetarians. I eat them.
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  36. No worries! by Nullav · · Score: 2, Funny

    That means the world population is only ~4,310,251,930 in Europe.

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  37. Re:An update by DittoBox · · Score: 2, Funny

    I love Slashdot - where else would you be modded informative for telling a metajoke.

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