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First Exotic Space Thruster Test Ends in Explosion

KentuckyFC writes "A NASA-funded test of an entirely new way to control orbiting satellites has ended with the prototype arcing dangerously and parts of the machine exploding. The new propulsion system is based on the Lorentz force: that a charged particle moving through a magnetic field experiences a force perpendicular to both its velocity and the field. So the plan is to ensure that a satellite passing though the Earth's magnetic field is electrically charged so as to generate a force that can be used to steer the spacecraft. The advantage of the idea is that it requires no propellant, which is a big deal since most satellites' lifespans are limited by the amount of fuel they can carry. But the first ground-based tests haven't gone entirely to plan."

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  1. I hope by VeNoM0619 · · Score: 5, Funny

    parts of the machine exploding.

    But the first ground-based tests haven't gone entirely to plan." Good thing they told us that... I was beginning to lose faith in their work.
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    1. Re:I hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From http://arxiv.org/ftp/arxiv/papers/0805/0805.3332.pdf,

      It left a crater less than 20μm in diameter on some solder connections, but the arching caused other problems; "only the solder was shown to become soft enough to explode off". At the end, however, they go on to say
      "The arcing that occurs at low voltages is a serious problem but can essentially be eliminated if the wires and solder are well insulated."

      Go figure.

      There's more though, near-Earth space has its own perils:
      "Even though the electron temperature closely relates to those regions [the lab, on Earth], the electron density is four orders of magnitude higher and may cause different results than one would obtain in a lower electron density environment"

      So basically, they need to test it in space.

  2. Heh by Paranatural · · Score: 5, Funny

    From TFA: And as long as nobody gets hurt, a decent explosion livens up any experiment.

    I'm pretty certain this is how Mythbusters got started.

    Also from TFA: Obviously, a proplusion system that explodes while it is in operation needs some more work.

    I dunno, kinda sounds like how rockets work.

    1. Re:Heh by Arimus · · Score: 5, Funny

      And not to mention the ill fated plan to detonate nuclear bombs behind a space craft as a method of propulsion...

      (Orion programme if my memory isn't failing)

      (On that point when will which ever god or other deity is responsible for our design fix the bloody faulty memory unit and start using error correcting cells?)

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    2. Re:Heh by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's a valid method...just not inside the atmosphere.

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    3. Re:Heh by Arimus · · Score: 1

      I dunno know - would cure the over population problem.

      Might even stop global warming if it pushed the earth a bit farther out ;)

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    4. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how long before someone posts the "mythbusted" pic which can best be described as Jamie doing his own impression of Goatse

    5. Re:Heh by vux984 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      (On that point when will which ever god or other deity is responsible for our design fix the bloody faulty memory unit and start using error correcting cells?)

      Perhaps its a survival mechanism that keeps you from going insane and killing yourself before you reach age 10. The ability to forget might be the only thing keeping us sane.

      Or maybe its a performance optimization - keeping the dataset smaller makes retrieval faster.

      Or part of a disaster recovery system, enabling you not to be permanently traumatised after seeing the goatse guy. ;)

    6. Re:Heh by kesuki · · Score: 1

      yes it was the Orion program, and as a matter of fact, it's the last best hope we in humanity have against a meteor or comet big enough to shatter a tectonic plate with it's impact (or to kick enough dust up to kill any animal not wearing air filters/ block out the sun for years or however long it takes for the dust to settle)

      although, by the end of the Orion program, the idea was to build it in space (like a space station) and only detonate the bombs to get us all the way out to the large comet or asteroid (Orion was aiming for 21 humans on mars). to save the earth we'd have to get to it before it was too close, luckily we'd have 50 years to reach it, and destroy it or send it into Jupiter.

    7. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's a valid method...just not inside the atmosphere. Maybe the same can be said for prototype in TFA. arcing should be less common in space.
    8. Re:Heh by kesuki · · Score: 1
      Eidetic memory aside, there are countless things i can remember that i truly wish i could forget, and yet there are countless things i forget that i was trying really hard not to forget.

      I mean, do i forever have to remember the time i nearly tripped and fell down a stairway and got a stick shoved through the roof of my mouth that i was holding in my mouth (was a toy magic wand) as i went downstairs to play with the magic wand? Why do i recall the time i was playing with my sister, hit the back of my head against a staircase, then remember as they brought me the pillow i thought it felt really warm for a pillow (because of all my blood, before i blacked out and from there remember only a brief flash of white light probably from when i was in the hospital after that)

      and for as permanent those childhood memories are (I'm 30 now BTW) i have to make a complete written list of everything i need to buy at the store or i forget it all...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eidetic_memory

      (On that point when will which ever god or other deity is responsible for our design fix the bloody faulty memory unit and start using error correcting cells?)

      Perhaps its a survival mechanism that keeps you from going insane and killing yourself before you reach age 10. The ability to forget might be the only thing keeping us sane.

      Or maybe its a performance optimization - keeping the dataset smaller makes retrieval faster.

      Or part of a disaster recovery system, enabling you not to be permanently traumatised after seeing the goatse guy. ;)
    9. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, do i forever have to remember the time i nearly tripped and fell down a stairway and got a stick shoved through the roof of my mouth that i was holding in my mouth (was a toy magic wand) as i went downstairs to play with the magic wand? Why do i recall the time i was playing with my sister, hit the back of my head against a staircase, then remember as they brought me the pillow i thought it felt really warm for a pillow (because of all my blood, before i blacked out and from there remember only a brief flash of white light probably from when i was in the hospital after that) It was probably punishment for "playing" with your "magic wand" too much.
    10. Re:Heh by smaddox · · Score: 1

      I can just imagine sending an asteroid into Jupiter only for it to come out the other side and smack right into us.

      It is a gas giant after all.

    11. Re:Heh by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      Orion was canned because of treaties against upper atmosphere testing. I first saw the idea in the novel Football. It sounds like it could actually work, but doesn't sound environmentally, or human, friendly.

    12. Re:Heh by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      Is a comet okay?

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    13. Re:Heh by ironfrost · · Score: 1

      ?Maybe the same can be said for prototype in TFA. arcing should be less common in space.

      The test took place in a vacuum chamber, so it shouldn't be any more likely to arc there than in space.

    14. Re:Heh by LandGator · · Score: 1

      Why not? Launching with a non-nuclear starter chemical-high-explosive bomb, from a steel-plated launch site, with a specific low-radiation 'fuel capsule' (not just a bomb, but a special efficient bomb designed for no fallout) would result in no fallout. Read the book and learn: http://www.amazon.com/Project-Orion-Story-Atomic-Spaceship/dp/0805072845/ref=sr_1_32?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1211597734&sr=8-32

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    15. Re:Heh by rossdee · · Score: 1

      "And not to mention the ill fated plan to detonate nuclear bombs behind a space craft as a method of propulsion. (Orion programme if my memory isn't failing)"

      Yep. My question is, which idiot at NASA decided that their next series of spacecraft should be called "Orion" given the history of that name.

    16. Re:Heh by Vexar · · Score: 1
      Oh come on, you honestly think you'd forget a cataclysm like that? I don't care how hard you rammed that stick into your soft palate, or hit your head on the staircase, You just don't forget tragic accidents. They build character. You know, there's this one scar I've got on my knee...

      See what I mean? Listen, life is boot camp for eternity as far as I'm concerned. Live through it faithfully, and well, at least you've got some good stories to swap in heaven! I'm sure these NASA scientists are going to end up in heaven, meet the astronauts that they've sauced (fourteen now, right?), and get lots of grief:
      "so, did you guys ever figure out what wrecked it? A piece of Styrofoam? You're kidding, right? What about the other one? You said that was a blown O-ring. Okay, so what's the next one going to be? Self-inflicted lighting blasts? No stop, you're killing me! Wait..."

    17. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      valid in the atmosphere ... just not recommended.

    18. Re:Heh by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sadly, it's not nearly as useful *outside* an atmosphere, as it's principle benefit is its high thrust. Electric propulsion can achieve much higher specific impulse if you don't have to worry about launch phase.

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    19. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (On that point when will which ever god or other deity is responsible for our design fix the bloody faulty memory unit and start using error correcting cells?)
      You'll find out that the time has come when you feel that incontrollable urge to sing "Daisy".

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    20. Re:Heh by burne · · Score: 1

      Project Orion showed several designs with speeds up to 0.1c for 'conventional' thermonuclear propulsion, up to 0.5-0.8c for a theoretical matter/antimatter-design.

      To achieve similar thrust and specific impulse with an electrical drive would need a propulsion-subsystem the size of Switzerland. (And yes, CERN could be considered to be a small-scale prototype).

    21. Re:Heh by legirons · · Score: 1

      And not to mention the ill fated plan to detonate nuclear bombs behind a space craft as a method of propulsion...

      (Orion programme if my memory isn't failing) see a talk about it at:

      http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/221
    22. Re:Heh by triffid_98 · · Score: 1
      Yes, it's called CH3CH2OH(Alcohol)

      The ability to forget might be the only thing keeping us sane. Or maybe its a performance optimization - keeping the dataset smaller makes retrieval faster. Or part of a disaster recovery system, enabling you not to be permanently traumatised after seeing the goatse guy
    23. Re:Heh by kesuki · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can just imagine sending an asteroid into Jupiter only for it to come out the other side and smack right into us.

      It is a gas giant after all. "Jupiter is thought to consist of a dense core with a mixture of elements, a surrounding layer of liquid metallic hydrogen with some helium, and an outer layer predominantly of molecular hydrogen.[23] Beyond this basic outline, there is still considerable uncertainty"

      I think the liquid hydrogen will freeze and shatter any meteor we aim at jupiter... superheated in the atmosphere and then plunged into an ocean of metallic hydrogen...

      besides there is believed to be at least and earth sized core, in some fiction, it's made entirely of diamond, but it probably isn't.
    24. Re:Heh by Slithe · · Score: 1

      What do you mean by ill-fated? It was (and still is) a very cool idea. It, Daedalus, and Project Longshot are the only designs (that I know of) that have a maximum velocity in excess of .1c (one-tenth the speed of light). It was ended by the Partial Test Ban Treaty.

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    25. Re:Heh by Arimus · · Score: 1

      I mean ill-fated as in it got canned by NASA for political reasons rather than for any tech reason.

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    26. Re:Heh by ultranova · · Score: 1

      (On that point when will which ever god or other deity is responsible for our design fix the bloody faulty memory unit and start using error correcting cells?)

      It's not a bug but a feature. Or do you want to remember every gory detail of Goatse with crystal clarity for all eternity ?

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    27. Re:Heh by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I can just imagine sending an asteroid into Jupiter only for it to come out the other side and smack right into us.

      It is a gas giant after all.

      Yes, it's gas. It doesn't matter. Even if the asteroid would survive the thermal and kinetic shock caused by atmospheric friction (it won't, but just assume it's made of adamantium), it will lose too much speed from that same friction to escape Jupiter's gravity anymore. It will, at absolute best, end up a new moon, more likely a part of Jupiter.

      When you move at several kilometers per second, it doesn't really matter whether you hit a gas cloud or a rock wall; either way, you're gonna explode. Tunguska event is a good example: hitting a mere gas cloud - Earth's atmosphere in that case - fast enough is enough to vaporize stone.

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    28. Re:Heh by somersault · · Score: 1

      You could try writing your shopping list on a 2 by 4 and get someone to smack you about a bit with it?

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  3. Good for them by LGV · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm actually glad to see NASA doing stuff that might not work. It seems that a lot of the space work thats been happening in the last decade or two has been stuff that we know we can do. There are still failures, but those tend to be metric vs imperial units issues, not because they're pushing forward in to new areas.

    All new technology generates it's share of failures along the way. In the early days NASA blew up a lot of rockets in the process of learning to get them in to space. As long as we're using it on unmanned craft (or on the bench), a decent rate of failures is alright by me if they're learning something from them.

    1. Re:Good for them by jedidiah · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Goddard started out the same way...

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    2. Re:Good for them by Applekid · · Score: 4, Funny

      As long as we're using it on unmanned craft (or on the bench), a decent rate of failures is alright by me if they're learning something from them. I'd have to say that mindset is the #1 reason why I like science so much. Even in failure there's so much to learn from it.

      So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned
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    3. Re:Good for them by Rycross · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      So would you say that its hard to overstate your satisfaction?

    4. Re:Good for them by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm actually glad to see NASA doing stuff that might not work. It seems that a lot of the space work thats been happening in the last decade or two has been stuff that we know we can do.

      NASA has never stopped doing stuff that might not work - it's just that 99.99% percent of what does (successful or not) never makes Slashdot, let alone the mainstream media. Heck, even most of the stuff that's made the mainstream media hasn't really been 'stuff we know how to do'... Pathfinder, Spirit, Opportunity. Deep Space 1, Deep Impact, the Hubble repair missions, quite of the ISS assembly flights... I could go on, but those alone should suffice.
       
       

      There are still failures, but those tend to be metric vs imperial units issues, not because they're pushing forward in to new areas.

      Had NASA suffered a failure because of a units error - you'd have a point. I assume you mean Mars Climate Orbiter - which was lost because NASA failed to analyze it's trajectory during the cruise phase. Not because of a units error. The units error was a contributing cause, but one trivially corrected for had standard monitoring been in place (both in testing and in flight) - but it wasn't because of sharp budget restrictions.
       
      Not to be offensive, but it seems your impression of what NASA is or isn't doing seems to arise from not paying attention.
    5. Re:Good for them by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Just because you read slashdot does not mean you are not the most scientifically literate person on the planet. I love people that pretend that it is. Science is hard work and should not be trivialized.

    6. Re:Good for them by DerekLyons · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Just because you read slashdot does not mean you are not the most scientifically literate person on the planet.

      One doesn't have to be the most scientifically literate person on the planet to keep up with what NASA is doing. Not even close.
       
       

      I love people that pretend that it is.

      I did not 'pretend' anything, I simply stated bald facts. Ignorant jackasses like yourself may have a hard time telling the difference since they wallow in their ignorance and wear it as if was a badge of honor.
       
       

      Science is hard work and should not be trivialized.

      Ah, the final sign of a total ignoramus - throw in a statement that, while true, has absolutely nothing to do with the discussion. It makes the ignorant feel like they are smart, since they can parrot things they've read elsewhere, but to anyone with an education it merely reveals the shallowness of the jackass they are conversing with.
    7. Re:Good for them by linzeal · · Score: 1

      I was agreeing with you. Sorry, if it seemed an attack.

    8. Re:Good for them by barzok · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even in failure there's so much to learn from it.
      I wish I knew the source of this quote:

      If you haven't failed, you haven't tried hard enough
    9. Re:Good for them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trajectory monitoring was in place during flight, but it's imperfect. Star tracking has too low of resolution for the amount of error that occured, and doppler only covers the component of motion in the radial direction. The root cause was a missed unit conversion, which is not to say it was a trivial oversite. I still don't have a complete understanding of exactly how in the process of adapting flight code from Mars Global Surveyor to new hardware, review, and testing the error snuck in, and I've read quite a bit about it on my own time. The trajectory anamoly actually was detected late in the mission, so they did a course correction, but the problem was the course correction was based on the right velocity, but wrong calculated position. Had the units error not occurred, the calculated position would have been right, and the mission likely would have succeeeded.

      However, wandering back to your first paragraph, take the idea one step further:

      Consider a spacecraft with 100,000 parts, each one with a 99.9993% reliability (this is a stupidly simplistic risk analysis reminiscent of the One-Hoss Shay, but bear with me). You've achieved a level of reliability almost no manufacturer will guarantee, but in the end built a spacecraft with altogether only a 50% chance of success. If you want to include the flight software counted in lines, you might end up easily with over a million "parts."

      Building complex devices isn't easy.

    10. Re:Good for them by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apparently, you've tried hard enough to find it.

  4. Dirty by Hatta · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd be concerned if I tested my exotic thruster and it didn't end in an explosion.

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    1. Re:Dirty by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's what she said

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    2. Re:Dirty by p0tat03 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "She" has an exotic thruster? o_O

    3. Re:Dirty by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 0

      Woooooo!

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    4. Re:Dirty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, that's why she's so exotic.

    5. Re:Dirty by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Didn't you hear? Ricer Realdoll mods are all the rage now.

  5. Doesn't seem like a significant setback. by Pendersempai · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here is the story, based on my admittedly non-expert reading: To use the (very exciting) Lorentz steering technology, the sattelite has to have an electric charge. The method they used to obtain the charge is to apply a voltage to a radioactive substance and then allow solar wind to carry away the positive charge, leaving the sattelite negatively charged. The problem seemed to be that this process caused sparks to arc across the sattelite, which in turn damaged electronics and dislodged soldering.

    I'm not sure why this is a big deal. Couldn't they just use a different kind of solder, or at least insulate vulnerable electronics from the charge?

    1. Re:Doesn't seem like a significant setback. by v1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's what I was working on figuring out, from the wording of the article ("explosion") it made it sound like a big deal, like when a rocket launch goes bad. (see various youtube links in this thread)

      But when I got to reading, they use the word "explosion" for solder. Solder is not big. It's not like a fuel tank went up - this is a little bit of electronics. That sounds like a smaller explosion than you get with your average match when you strike it.

      That's like talking about buildings and saying there was a "collapse", and if you RTFA close enough you find what they're actually referring to is the water glass on the table in the lounge tipped over.

      Honest perhaps, but definitely deceptive.

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    2. Re:Doesn't seem like a significant setback. by smaddox · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It seems like arcing shouldn't be a huge problem in a vacuum. The charge would have to be isolated from electronics, because transistors wouldn't work very well if they had a high initial base charge.

      However, isolating the transistors might be harder than it seems at face value because transistors must be used to control the mechanics of the satellite. If you tried to isolate the charge to the metallic chassis, it might be able to pass through control lines into the electronics. The resulting electric field could either keep transistors from depleting, or even worse, blow the dielectric.

      It seems to me that an isolated piece of metal would have to be incorporated specifically to hold the charge. In order to isolate it you would need a dielectric with a very high breakdown voltage. However, even then the isolated charge would cause electric fields to appear across the rest of the satellite.

      Hmm... That is not an easy problem at all.

    3. Re:Doesn't seem like a significant setback. by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      I think since a positive charge is actually too few electrons, instead of solar wind carrying away the positive charge, it's depositing a negative charge (nothing is carried away).

      It may be an issue that eventually enough charge is built up without any means of eliminating the excess that the voltage defeats conventional insulations.

    4. Re:Doesn't seem like a significant setback. by Agripa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It seems like arcing shouldn't be a huge problem in a vacuum.

      Arcing, or at least conduction, is a huge problem in a vacuum and can even be worse in a rarefied or ionized gas where the effective resistance will be much lower and negative resistance may manifest leading to sudden destructive discharge. Vacuum tubes contain a vacuum for proper operation and the only tricky requirement is a source of electron emission. The vacuum of space conveniently provides such a source in the ultraviolet radiation from the sun which will quite handily knock electrons off of the right materials and has no problem ionizing various gas atoms in the vicinity. A flame detector for safety applications can be made using a gas filled tube somewhat like a neon bulb and they work by watching for the characteristic ultaviolet from a flame which will ionize the gas.

      However, isolating the transistors might be harder than it seems at face value because transistors must be used to control the mechanics of the satellite. If you tried to isolate the charge to the metallic chassis, it might be able to pass through control lines into the electronics. The resulting electric field could either keep transistors from depleting, or even worse, blow the dielectric.

      I have never designed or worked with vacuum rated electronics (except for tubes and certain other devices with a self contained vacuum) but my guess is that a conformal coating is used to insulate all conductors from the vacuum. Conformal coatings are also used in high precision circuits to prevent surface leakage. Most of my work has been at the low end of the current and voltage spectrum (less then picoamps and nanovolts) but at the high end (kilovolts, amps, and kilowatts), I have occasionally found component failure mode to be "disappearance" with attendant explosive like effects.
    5. Re:Doesn't seem like a significant setback. by Vexar · · Score: 1

      I thought Lorentz effect looked familiar. This is another one of those deep space only propulsions. It builds over time, like the plasma drives the Russians built. This is not a launch technology, and no matter how much NASA spends on "hey, here's something kinetic to fiddle with," they aren't focusing on the #1 problem: up. Not out.

    6. Re:Doesn't seem like a significant setback. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need to apply the voltage to radioactive substances.

      There are two main types of radiation: alpha decay and beta decay. In alpha decay an unstable nucleus ejects a helium ion (2 protons and 2 neutrons) and in beta decay a neutron in the nucleus emits an electron. Both of these types of radiation carry charge away from the atom leaving a charged ion behind.

      On earth normally there are lots of things around that will ground a highly-charged object but in the isolation of space the charge will just keep building and building.

    7. Re:Doesn't seem like a significant setback. by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      <pedantry>I think since a positive charge is actually too few electrons, instead of solar wind carrying away the positive charge, it's depositing a negative charge (nothing is carried away).</pedantry> Well, unless I'm missing something, you can't create electrons ex nihilo, which means you'd have to take them away from another particle. Then you have excess electrons (negative charge) and a particle with too few electrons (positive charge). Then you jettison that particle to leave the satellite with a net negative charge.
    8. Re:Doesn't seem like a significant setback. by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      I don't know, it seems like it solves a fairly significant problem. Ordinarily, to adjust their orbits, satellites need propellant, and their propellant tank means the satellite has a limited life before its tank needs to be refilled. This is an alternative to propellant, which means our satellites would have a much longer lifespan.

      And it really has nothing to do with "deep space" since it relies on Earth's magnetosphere.

    9. Re:Doesn't seem like a significant setback. by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      It's true, you could be knocking off atoms but leaving behind their electrons.

      But you'd be losing mass in the process unless you were also bombarding the object with neutron radiation, and the only if it were a material willing to take on the added neutrons. This would only work for so long before you possessed only low isotopes of your materials, eventually you'd run out of the ability to accept additional neutrons, doing so would be as likely to knock others off as to add new ones on.

      In the process your molar count would be dropping, as you'd be knocking atoms off something, and that something would get brittle as you'd be tearing little holes in it. Neutron radiation also tends to make metals brittle, and cause the materials to emit gamma radiation as most high isotopes are radioactive (starting with hydrogen-2 deuterium to a small extent, hydrogen-3 tritium more so).

      So you out-pedanted me =) But it's not very likely to be what's going on =)

    10. Re:Doesn't seem like a significant setback. by Vexar · · Score: 1

      Other than the painful suspicion I have that satellites fail due to a collision, fried circuit, or malfunctioning power system long before they run out of maneuvering propellant, I would see the value here. I've never heard of a "refueling" mission on a satellite, save the International Spending Station, maybe Hubble? We all know that the Voyager mission went well past expected end of life, as did the Viking landers, and the Mario Kart twins Spirit Mario and Opportunity Luigi. They had some pretty long-lasting power sources: the Sun (minus dust) and a nuclear thermocouple. If the new system weighs less than the mass of the thruster system and 10 years of propellant, then yeah, it is a worthwhile advancement. Typically, folks tend to want to do upgrades on satellites as it is. Otherwise, unless they are trying to be environmentally friendly and cut down on their toxic hydrazine emissions, it just seems like more NASA hobby science at this point.

  6. dear mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    read the artical.... microscopic arcing resulting in solder "exploding" is not exactly a big deal.. sounds like they need to use a better joining compound then some shitty solder with lots of flux pockets

  7. Need more coffee by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Funny

    My brain initially processed the title as, "First Erotic Space Thruster Test Ends in Explosion". Needless to say I was very disappointed when I read the summary.

    1. Re:Need more coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stay away from my toaster.

    2. Re:Need more coffee by Tomster · · Score: 1

      I think you might be needing something other than coffee....

  8. best to discover flaws early by peter303 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You should watch videos of our first satellite attempts. I'm surprised we didnt have more fried astronauts.

    1. Re:best to discover flaws early by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      You should watch videos of our first satellite attempts. I'm surprised we didnt have more fried astronauts. Delicious space-fried monkies.
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  9. Jazzing up the story a bit by Goaway · · Score: 5, Informative
    As much as we all like a good explosion, that summary seems highly misleading. From the abstract:

    Microscopic arcing was observed at voltages as low as -300 V. This arcing caused solder to explode off of the object. Insulating the object allowed the charge to remain on the object longer, while in the plasma, and also eliminated the arcing. However, this insulation does not allow a net charge to reside on the surface of the spacecraft. "Caused solder to explode off the object" hardly sounds like much of an explosion.
    1. Re:Jazzing up the story a bit by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh sure, it doesn't sound that impressive until you realize the entire craft was covered in a 2-foot layer of solder.

    2. Re:Jazzing up the story a bit by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When you play back the high-speed camera footage taken through a microscope on a 100" screen...

      Oh, nevermind... Even then it's probably not a very impressive explosion.

      It bothers me that the editors here simultaneously push the "we don't invest enough in space research" platform, and fall into the "journalistic" trap of sensationalizing NASA's failures to make their readers feel "smarter than those rocket scientist guys".

      I have every expectation that the readers and comment writers on Slashdot have vastly differing opinions on the subject, but you'd think that the clearly biased editorial staff here could get their story straight.

    3. Re:Jazzing up the story a bit by maxume · · Score: 1

      I don't think it is really a good idea to treat the editors as a coherent group.

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    4. Re:Jazzing up the story a bit by Slashdot+Suxxors · · Score: 2, Funny

      You must be new here.

    5. Re:Jazzing up the story a bit by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Why shouldn't we? Is that too much to expect? It seems perfectly reasonable to me to assume that a "news" organization can have a uniform policy of reasonable standards that they could hold their editors to.

    6. Re:Jazzing up the story a bit by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hell, it's not even safe to treat the individual editors as coherent...

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    7. Re:Jazzing up the story a bit by maxume · · Score: 1

      The best argument would be that you have had plenty of time to learn otherwise.

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    8. Re:Jazzing up the story a bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the usual around here by kissing ass on the EU projects while constantly criticizing NASA.

    9. Re:Jazzing up the story a bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, well.

      Slashdot summary misleading, video at 11.

    10. Re:Jazzing up the story a bit by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      That's a shitty argument. It essentially boils down to "10,000 wrongs make a right".

    11. Re:Jazzing up the story a bit by maxume · · Score: 1

      Sure, but you can't fight the weather (well, you can, that's what a shelter is, but not on large scales).

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  10. Redefining your way to success! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    A NASA-funded test of an entirely new way to explode orbiting satellites has ended with promising success!

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  11. Well I certainly wouldn't by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Insightful

    let a little thing like an explosion deter me.

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    1. Re:Well I certainly wouldn't by maxume · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't drink microbrews.

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    2. Re:Well I certainly wouldn't by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Well, I used to drink Coors, when it was considered exotic.

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    3. Re:Well I certainly wouldn't by maxume · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't you be dead?

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    4. Re:Well I certainly wouldn't by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I didn't say I liked it...

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    5. Re:Well I certainly wouldn't by EricTheGreen · · Score: 2, Funny

      From old age or the beer?

    6. Re:Well I certainly wouldn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:Well I certainly wouldn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe they meant from the delivery process. "Breaker, breaker, where are you Bandit? I got a smokey on my tail." Not being "legal" in many states added to its "exotic" flavor causing some excitement regarding the "Colorado Coolaid". Han and Luke, Bandit and Snowman, it can be good having a smugler covering your backside, but if you were either you were in danger. Of course if all you did was help drink it at the frat party or at the drivein, the danger lessens.

  12. Another variant also had problems. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Informative

    Another variant of this is to have two weights connected by a wire tether and tide-locked to the primary, so the wire is oriented at roughly right angles to the orbit. Then you put a current in the wire by ejecting electrons on one end and collecting them at the other - making it into a motor that can accelerate or decelerate along the orbit. No reaction mass, run it off the solar collectors, etc. This also ran into issues with arcing.

    They tried an experiment on this with the shuttle and a tether to a satellite they were launching, and found a problem: The motion along the orbit also causes it to act like a generator, powered by the orbital momentum. (This was known - and also has possible uses.) This produces a voltage gradient along the wire tether. So the tether has to be insulated to prevent arcing to the very low-pressure plasma that constitutes the high atmosphere and solar wind.

    What they discovered was that minute flaws in the insulation caused localized arcs to the surrounding plasma. These were powered by the orbital motion relative to the earth's field and were very intense. They quickly melted through the thin tether.

    So such a motor is not an impossibility. But it will require some heavy engineering work to get around this problem.

    (It also says that large-scale tethered orbital structures have an additional problem to be solved: Keeping the tethers intact despite kilovolts of induced voltage along the tether and the resulting arcing.)

    It's easy to think of space as filled with a hard vacuum. Unfortunately it's actually filled with very low pressure conductive plasma and near the Earth that's dense enough to be a major engineering issue.

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    1. Re:Another variant also had problems. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 3, Informative

      So the lesson is "moving something by ionizing part of it is pretty hard to do in a conductive medium". Another lesson people tend to forget is "space research is all about blowing up things until you get it right". A new propulsion technology not working as expected during the first few trials is not quite counterintuitive.

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    2. Re:Another variant also had problems. by argent · · Score: 1

      The motion along the orbit also causes it to act like a generator, powered by the orbital momentum. (This was known - and also has possible uses.)

      Don't forget the ObReference: Tank Farm Dynamo.

    3. Re:Another variant also had problems. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "large-scale tethered orbital structures have an additional problem to be solved: Keeping the tethers intact despite kilovolts of induced voltage along the tether and the resulting arcing"

      Would those same issues apply to a Space Elevator?

    4. Re:Another variant also had problems. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "large-scale tethered orbital structures have an additional problem to be solved: Keeping the tethers intact despite kilovolts of induced voltage along the tether and the resulting arcing"

      Would those same issues apply to a Space Elevator?


      To a much smaller extent - at least for the skyhook/beanstalk variety. (Some of the tumbing ones might have issues.)

      A skyhook is rotating with the Earth, which also means with the Earth's field lines. Or at least roughly:
        - Any waving back-and-forth in the beanstalk will induce voltages. (Climbers will cause it to wiggle, as will several kinds of weather.)
        - So will distortion of the Earth's field by bow shock (which will cause its position to vary with respect to a tide-locked beanstalk, depending on the time of day.
        - So will sudden distortions of the Earth's field by solar flares and such. (You think you get a big voltage induced in a power transmission line crossing a continent? Imagine what you get in one several times the diameter of the planet...)
        - And beyond the bow shock you're dealing with the the galactic field, which DOESN'T rotate with the earth. (I think the bow shock is beyond the Clarke orbit but I'm not sure at all.)

      And of course down here where the atmosphere is thicker than a neon sign's content you have all sorts of other electrical stuff - lightning, sprites/jets, voltages from the ionosphere, etc.

      So skyhooks have the issue, mitigated by moving generally with the field and by the extreme thickness of the cable but exacerbated by it's length.

      Upside: Charge collectors and electron guns at various heights along the tether can be used to induce currents in segments of the tether. This can be used to damp the component of any oscillations that's at right angles to the Earth's field. (That's the big ones.) (Also: Damping oscillations means throwing energy away. So the sense of the generated voltages should be helping, rather than hurting, the powering of the dampers.)

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    5. Re:Another variant also had problems. by Agripa · · Score: 1

      What they discovered was that minute flaws in the insulation caused localized arcs to the surrounding plasma. These were powered by the orbital motion relative to the earth's field and were very intense. They quickly melted through the thin tether.

      That is interesting. Capacitors occasionally suffer from a similar problem where if the dielectric is not uniform, like it has a bubble or discontinuity, the extreme electric field change at the discontinuity where the dielectric constant changes will cause localized catastrophic breakdown in the dielectric even though the total breakdown voltage should be sufficient.
    6. Re:Another variant also had problems. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Power pole insulators, too.

      I recall back in the '50s or so coming across an article in a journal on a problem and solution with a new insulator design that was breaking over at an unexpectedly low voltage. (This was in the days before computer field modeling, when you could figure it out but it was a lot of work and expense so things tended to be done by rule-of-thumb until malperformance justified the expense.)

      It was a hollow glass cylinder with a series of half-circle cross-section rings along its side, with a grounded mount at the bottom, suitable for rigidly mounting on a power pole. The field was expected to be essentially uniform. Turns out it was actually concentrated near the base plate. A corona arc would start there then extend upward across the bumpy side to the top.

      Solution was to coat the inside of the base with a conductor for maybe a fifth of the height of the insulator to even out the field. (Don't recall if they did that by silverplating it or by having an extension like a short hunk of pipe on the metal baseplate.)

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  13. Re:EPIC LULZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you SURE you aren't a product of the American Schooling system?

  14. dependant on earth's magnetic field? by lobiusmoop · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Will this screw up when the earths field begins fluctuating when poles being going into reversal again?

    Mind you, when this begins, I suspect the last thing we would be worried about if/when this comes would be the odd satellite crashing back to earth.

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    1. Re:dependant on earth's magnetic field? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I don't think the satellite is going to last that long, I don't expect to see a pole reversal in the next decade, I think it's more like hundreds of years away.

    2. Re:dependant on earth's magnetic field? by dvase · · Score: 2, Informative

      Will this screw up when the earths field begins fluctuating when poles being going into reversal again? Seeing as the force generated is in a direction perpendicular to both the satellite's direction and the magnetic field lines, it really shouldn't have a major effect.

      As long as the magnetic field stays at least somewhat parallel to the earth's surface, a lift force will be generated regardless of the field polarity.

      Of course, if there is zero magnetic field that means no lift force, but that doesn't mean things immediately fall out of the sky, only the potential to drop a little in orbit until the field picks up again.

  15. Re:Okay, so the big news is... by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, you had to stretch to come to your spurious conclusion about the myth that the government is full of incompetents and money wasters.

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  16. It's Rocket Science by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also from TFA: Obviously, a proplusion system that explodes while it is in operation needs some more work.

    I dunno, kinda sounds like how rockets work.

    Sure, you got the basic points all right. Now, let's see some advanced stuff:


    It should go like this


    NOT like this.

    1. Re:It's Rocket Science by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You certainly get bonus points for irony using an Ariane 5 as an example of a rocket not blowing up...

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    2. Re:It's Rocket Science by CCFreak2K · · Score: 5, Informative
      From Wikipedia:

      As with many rockets, the initial flights of each new Ariane model have seen failures. However, overall, the Ariane 4 and 5 are the most reliable commercial rockets ever launched. As of January 2006, 169 Ariane flights have boosted 290 satellites, successfully placing 271 of them on orbit (223 main passengers and 48 auxiliary passengers) for a total mass of 575 000 kg successfully delivered on orbit. This success rate also makes Arianespace the foremost commercial launcher; in some years, more than two thirds of all commercial satellites have been launched with the company's vehicles.
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    3. Re:It's Rocket Science by ricegf · · Score: 1

      And definitely not like this.

  17. Good News, Everyone. by Shinmizu · · Score: 1

    Now, we know what could possibly go wrong. Won't need the tag for this one.

    1. Re:Good News, Everyone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I laughed.

      That tag stopped being funny quite a while a ago.

  18. Not sure that was the best approach.... by CBob · · Score: 3, Insightful

    (pun intended) I suspect possible solder join problems here. The voltages they're working with are not exactly known for freely arcing unless it's a short. I did notice no mention of the current involved tho. If it was a high current application, it points to someone not insulating correctly. Over-ionized maybe? The excerpt didn't fill too many details in.

  19. Refueling by visible.frylock · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was surprised to learn that satellites are not refueled more often. After a bit of googling, this pdf came up. From page 15:

    Although the use of shuttle manned EVA evolutions to conduct on-orbit servicing has proven sucessful in LEO, shuttle operational limits preclude operations above 400nm. Satellites which operate in MEO or GEO with typical altitudes of as high as 22,000 nm are not accessible to shuttle flights at this time.

    This was from 1996, but as I understand, basic shuttle capabilities haven't changed much (someone correct me if I'm wrong). I think nm is nautical mile (1.852km).

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    1. Re:Refueling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think nm is nautical mile
      I thought it was nanometers
    2. Re:Refueling by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      I think nm is nautical mile (1.852km).
      If it were nanometers it would mean that LEO and MEO satellites were a serious threat to kneecaps. Geostationary satellites would be much easier to implement, though.
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  20. Re:Heh... for a few split secs, my eye saw by davidsyes · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Erotic Space Thruster..."

    That WOULD be an electrically stimulating charge with re-entry on that massive a scale...

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  21. Protection by DeadDecoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ya, but you might want to use protection or you'll get burned.

    1. Re:Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially if you use a replaceable ablative heat shield.....provides for multiple re-entry.....

  22. Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Torque rods are already used for this very application- a torque rod is just a long pole with an electromagnet wound inside. They typically protrude in one or more axis that you want to move in, and you interact with the earth's magnetic field to control attitude.

    Why the $#@* would you want to not use that well proven, reliable method and use this bizzare charge manipulation method?

  23. I know it's Friday at quitting time... by catdevnull · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I know it's Friday at quitting time because I read that summary title as "First Erotic Space Thruster Teste Ends in Explosion"

    Damn. I'm still snickering like an 11 year old...

    It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Too bad my inner child is Beavis.

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    1. Re:I know it's Friday at quitting time... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Too bad my inner child is Beavis.

      Beavis is everyone's inner child.

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    2. Re:I know it's Friday at quitting time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad my inner child is Beavis.

      Beavis is everyone's inner child.

      Unless Butthead is.
  24. Re:EPIC LULZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well he did call us filthy.

  25. Not to be negative... by Kingrames · · Score: 1

    ...but EVERY space thruster test should end in an explosion.

    on principle.

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    1. Re:Not to be negative... by mozkill · · Score: 1

      yeah, the engineers are probably just having some fun.

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  26. They blow things up all the time by esampson · · Score: 1

    I mean those guys are no rocket scientists.

    What? Oh.....

  27. They should have expected it. by Ptraci · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This is how sputtering in a vacuum chamber is done, for manufacturing chips and coating surfaces. The company I work for builds power supplies for these vacuum chambers, and they generally require some arc handling circuitry. Here's a white paper on arcing.


    If you have a negatively charged target in a plasma the target will attract positive ions which will knock bits off of the target if they arrive with sufficient velocity, otherwise they'll stick and neutralize the charge. In a sputtering chamber we want those bits knocked off. If we're sputtering something non-metallic we need to use RF to keep it charged.

  28. The only failed test... by Tracy+Reed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is the one you don't learn anything from.

    GO NASA!

    1. Re:The only failed test... by joeman3429 · · Score: 1

      *gets out the pom poms*

  29. Re:EPIC LULZ by joeman3429 · · Score: 0

    I'm actually glad. The last time America got off it's ass what because we were trying to stay ahead of the russians. If it takes a cold war with china to get us to the next level, I support that :p

  30. Warp Core Breach by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Funny

    One would think that NASA engineers had watched enough Star Trek to realize that if one does not reverse the polarity of the intermix injectors into the flow matrix before the plasma coolant leaks after a power surge then the warp core will breach...amateurs.

    1. Re:Warp Core Breach by mozkill · · Score: 1

      lol. that is really funny. thats a very well placed anecdote.

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    2. Re:Warp Core Breach by icebrain · · Score: 1

      It seems the Star Trek engineers never heard of the "fail safe" principle before.

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  31. Explosions are an indicator of work by iamlucky13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best projects usually have a development report buried somewhere in their history that contains the phrase, "...and then it exploded."

    Percy Spencer (microwave oven): "...and then the egg exploded."
    James Watt (steam engine): "...and then the boiler exploded."
    Alfred Nobel (dynamite): "...and then the nitroglycerin-soaked soil exploded."
    Vladmir Titov (Russian cosmonaut): "...and then the Soyuz rocket exploded."
    Werner von Braun (NASA engineer): "...and then the Jupiter rocket exploded."
    Yang Liwei (Chinese Taikonaut): "...and then the Long March rocket exploded."
    Sony test engineer: "...and then the battery exploded."
    J. Robert Openheimer: "...and then the Trinity device exploded"...oh wait, that was supposed to happen.

    A more personal anecdote:
    Someone in the shop at work needed a simple room-temperature dryer for a special project, so he got some large diameter PVC pipe that was handy, filled it with a desiccant, put the material in that needed drying, and screwed the cap on. Then he left it alone for a few hours.

    Apparently some sort of gas-producing chemical reaction took place, probably helped by the sun shining through the open door, (...wait for it...) and then the drying chamber exploded, blasting the plastic lid through the ceiling 25 feet overhead and covering the work bay with the tiny pellets of desiccant.

    Engineering is fun.

    1. Re:Explosions are an indicator of work by jberryman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe "someone" (*COUGHyou) shouldn't be drying their special 'shrooms at work, eh?

    2. Re:Explosions are an indicator of work by rathaven · · Score: 1

      Seconded! The bigger the bang the better... It means greater propulsion when it does get put right.

    3. Re:Explosions are an indicator of work by iamlucky13 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Since I basically just put words into people's mouths for a laugh, I figured I'd google up some actual quotes by these people related to their work.

      • MIT coworker on Percy Spencer: "Like Edison, he will cut and fit and try and throwaway and try again."
      • James Watt on one of his designs: "It is very defective."
      • Alfred Nobel: "If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied."
      • Vladimir Titov after his Soyuz rocket exploded beneath him: "We were swearing."
      • Werner von Braun (memory from childhood): "Selecting half a dozen of the biggest skyrockets I could find, I strapped them to the wagon. It performed beyond my wildest dreams. The wagon careened crazily about, trailing a tail of fire like a comet. When the rockets burned out, ending their sparkling performance with a magnificent thunderclap, the wagon rolled majestically to a halt. The police who arrived late for the beginning of my experiment, but in time for the grand finale, were unappreciative."
      • Yang Liwei: "I did not see the Great Wall from space."
      • Yet-Ming Chiang (MIT chemist): "The unstable materials release oxygen, oxidizing other materials in the battery, which in turn produces more heat. The cycle continues in a process called "thermal runaway," which in some cases can lead to a violent explosion."
      • J. Robert Oppenheimer: "It worked."
    4. Re:Explosions are an indicator of work by Vexar · · Score: 1

      Tell your co-worker if he's going to dry something that used an adhesive with an alcohol or benzene base (or did he spray it down with Aqua Net?) to get a brushless fan next time. Darn thing creates a lot of EM interference... and internal sparks every once in a while. The desiccant played no part in the reaction. Still, if you have got a picture of the hole, I'd say it is worth sharing.

    5. Re:Explosions are an indicator of work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amateur experimenting too:
      smelting lead in the kitchen "... unitl an explosion sprayed me and the ceiling with lead."
      carbonating koolaid with dry ice "... until explosion tore off a chunk of my finger."
      putting a .22 bullet in a vise "... until an explosion singed my eyebrows."
      building an alcohol bazooka "until an explosion burned off my arm hair.

      Much of my childhood was spent with hairless arms...

    6. Re:Explosions are an indicator of work by radu5er · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah yes. These comments conjure up fond memories of when, as a curious child I began mixing various chemicals from my chemistry set...along with some additional ingredients from under the kitchen sink in a tightly sealed container. When the container began to bulge and heat up it was at this precise moment I suddenly realised the inherent danger of uncontrolled chemical experimentation. My Mother still recalls my excitement as I ran up the stairs shouting, "It's gonna blow!"

    7. Re:Explosions are an indicator of work by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      James Watt on one of his designs: "It is very defective." No, that was James Watt describing the hasty description of potential steam powered carriage applications for his steam engine patent, included only to keep others out of the steam engine business in any capacity.

      Clearly you noticed that the original Watt "quote" was in sharp contrast to reality when you searched and found nothing, but then you didn't even fess up! No, you just took one of his quotes out of context. Quit putting false words in Watt's mouth!

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    8. Re:Explosions are an indicator of work by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft "...and then Ballmer exploded and threw a chair"

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    9. Re:Explosions are an indicator of work by Instine · · Score: 1

      True. But when things realy go bang, the injury, death and destruction is very real. Its all well and good saying we'd never progress without it, but tell that to the families of the workers smeared on walls. Someone at my school (many moons ago) decided he'd experiment with some Hexamethyltriperoxidediomene in the lav (frightening easy to make). We heard a big bang and then the kid in question running down the hall flinging bits of finger and hand here and there as he ran.

      He lost large parts of all his fingers on one hand, and badly scared his face. When they 'investigated' the lad, it turned out he had an arsenal under his bed quite capable of taking out half the junior dorms (we were boarders).

      Learning that the hardway is not something I'd see as reasonable or defendable. There's a line, is what I'm saying. Its worth it to be careful.

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    10. Re:Explosions are an indicator of work by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      "Werner von Braun (NASA engineer): "...and then the Jupiter rocket exploded.""

      Werner von Braun (NASA engineer): "...and then the V2 rocket exploded."

      There, fixed that for you.

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    11. Re:Explosions are an indicator of work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      putting a .22 bullet in a vise "... until an explosion singed my eyebrows."
      Huh, and here I thought lead was inert and couldn't explode... ohhh wait, I think you meant a .22 cartridge or round.
    12. Re:Explosions are an indicator of work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but I didn't say it was about his steam engine...just "one of his designs."

      However, that was a very sharp catch on your part. I dare not challenge your vengeful steam nerd status.

    13. Re:Explosions are an indicator of work by Lershac · · Score: 1

      sweet

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  32. Lichtenberg said it.. experiments w/bang are best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Georg Lichtenberg in the 18th century:
    A physical experiment which makes a bang is always worth more than a quiet one. Therefore a man cannot strongly enough ask of Heaven: if it wants to let him discover something, may it be something that makes a bang. It will resound into eternity.

  33. A real arc by Skapare · · Score: 1

    You don't know what a real arc is until it hits your house.

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    1. Re:A real arc by Goaway · · Score: 1

      What in the hell is going on in that video? It makes no sense whatsoever! Don't these people have circuit breakers?

    2. Re:A real arc by Skapare · · Score: 2, Informative

      The circuit breaker feeding the distribution wires (that were damaged in some way by an unknown cause) apparently failed. These distribution wires are running somewhere between 7200 and 19800 volts relative to ground. What is happening is that as the wires burn down in various places, that voltage is crossing over to the 120 volt (relative to ground) wires going into the homes. The insulation on the home wiring would be rated for 600 volts, which means they could fail with as little as 2400 volts or less. Circuit breakers in the homes are irrelevant. The wires going to the homes, the meters on the sides of the houses, the circuit breakers inside, and other wiring in the houses, are getting at least 7200 volts and arcing is happening even right through the insulation.

      Assuming that the house does not actually catch fire and burn down (if it did, the firemen can do nothing about it until the power is confirmed to be permanently off), all of the wiring inside, circuit breakers, and electrical fixtures, will have to be replaced due to the damaged insulation.

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      now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    3. Re:A real arc by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Is this one easier to understand? It's a small construction crane, but big enough to contact a power line. Don't try this at home or anywhere.

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    4. Re:A real arc by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Well, I was mostly confused how, if the circuit breaker for the distribution lines really failed, they seemed to have no other way of cutting the power, at least not within the fairly long time this was going on.

  34. A better example by xmark · · Score: 1

    would be this. That's Spirit on its way to Mars aboard a Delta 2. Same rocket that was used to send Phoenix to Mars. Works for me.

  35. First Exotic Space Thruster Test Ends in Explosio by __aahgmr7717 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Spacecraft charge has long been a problem with satellites. The OGO IV satellite (circa 1968) was frequently negative due to the fact that the electron temperature in the ionosphere is higher than the ion temperature. As such there is a net electron flow to the satellite until its charge repels the electrons for a balanced +/- flow. But this is not always the case since the solar panels on the craft have exposed electrical contacts. The charging panels can drive electrons away from the craft and give (every once in a while) a net positive charge to the craft. Plasmas are tricky beasts. Simulations of the space environment on earth are frequently wrong.

  36. Funny? by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes there is humor here, but this should be +5 Insightful. Almost EVERY engineering endeavor has involved catastrophic failures at one point or another. If people stopped trying after one such failure we'd be using flint hand axes and making fire with a bow drill still, if even that.

    1. Re:Funny? by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Point taken and considered while I was typing it, but just between you and me, I was going for entertainment value.

    2. Re:Funny? by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Honestly, if I had had mod points I would have been torn between funny and insightful, but funny doesn't add to karma and it was a good post that deserved a reward so I would choose insightful. Don't get me wrong, it also made me chuckle repeatedly. Thanks for that :-)

    3. Re:Funny? by burne · · Score: 1

      Almost EVERY engineering endeavor has involved catastrophic failures at one point or another. A pity you didn't say 'engineering succes', robbing me of a chance to point out that engineering failures involve failures as well. However, in a failure-in-the-making the failures tend to confirm existing knowledgde, while a wannabee-succes tends to reveal new knowledge. "I told you it wasn't strong enough" versus "that is not supposed to happen".
    4. Re:Funny? by Liquid+Len · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, that's what I thought when I read your post, but you got modded "Insightful"... I guess that's good for your Karma.

    5. Re:Funny? by master_p · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Look at Microsoft Windows, for example. One catastrophic failure after the other, yet the boys at Redmond don't give up. Now that's science!!!

  37. Left-hand rule by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    The field can stay in the same place, but the field lines will have their vectors rotated 180 degrees. Left-hand rule & all.

    Of course, then all you need to do is charge the hull positively instead of negatively. (But it might not be possible to swap that without reconfiguring some hardware, which tends to be a problem in orbit.)

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  38. looping B field by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From TFA:

    The team tested the ability of various objects to hold a charge in a vacuum while being bombarded with plasma...Microscopic arcing was observed at voltages as low as -300 V. This arcing caused solder to explode off of the object.
    In my experience, damn near everything shorts out in a plasma field if it will carry a charge.

    If you want to deflect the plasma (and thereby use the resultant Lorenz force to thrust your spacecraft), you have to use microsecond pulses of surface charge, not continuous charge like you would get from a weak alpha-emitter. Continuous charge = intact plasma filament = charge lead right back to your surface. Break the filament and you still get the expansion of plasma, with the resultant force transferred to the spacecraft through the magnetic field.
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  39. Lorentz force does not produce work by WilburCobb · · Score: 1

    The advantage of the idea is that it requires no propellant which is a big deal since most satellites' lifespans are limited by the amount of fuel they can carry. Lorentz force doesn't help here because, being perpendicular to the velocity, produces no work. Therefore, to prevent orbit decay, the satellite must use true propulsion.
    1. Re:Lorentz force does not produce work by MuffinSpawn · · Score: 1

      While what you said is true about the magnetic force (the Lorentz force is actually the sum of the electric and magnetic forces), it doesn't mean satellites need propellant only for boosting their orbit radius. Merely rotating a satellite back into alignment wouldn't involve crossing gravitational potential lines, but would require propellant to create a torque unless one uses gyroscopes or the planet's magnetic field.

    2. Re:Lorentz force does not produce work by WilburCobb · · Score: 1

      (the Lorentz force is actually the sum of the electric and magnetic forces) The post referred to the magnetic force as Lorentz force, so I was just following an implicit convention.

      Merely rotating a satellite back into alignment wouldn't involve crossing gravitational potential lines, but would require propellant to create a torque unless one uses gyroscopes or the planet's magnetic field. Note that the Lorentz force allow to cross gravitational potential surfaces, at the cost of making the orbit non-circular. But I agree that the magnetic part of the Lorentz force can be used to align the satellite through a convenient setup of electric charges around it, although it is difficult to explain how without diagrams.
    3. Re:Lorentz force does not produce work by MuffinSpawn · · Score: 1

      Note that the Lorentz force allow to cross gravitational potential surfaces, at the cost of making the orbit non-circular.

      Yeah you're right, if the entire hull is charged either positively or negatively, the deflection would be (roughly) away or toward the planet. And, as you alluded to, you'd still need propellant to alter the satellite's speed if you want the orbit to remain circular and not decay.

      For some reason I was thinking they were only charging portions of the hull to cause the satellite to rotate like gyroscopes are used to do. In other words, a dipole configuration traveling through a B field (axis parallel to the tangential velocity vector) should get deflection one way at one pole and another way at another pole, twisting the satellite.

  40. Contaminated Lorentz fluid by infonography · · Score: 1

    it's almost worthless as salvage in Eve-online.

    Yeah it's an obscure joke.

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  41. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Houston, we have a problem."

  42. "Magnetic forces do no work". by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    So my physics teacher taught me. Doesn't that mean that while this doohickey might allow you to tweak the orbit, you can't actually raise or lower the orbit's semimajor axis?

    Doesn't sound very useful.

    1. Re:"Magnetic forces do no work". by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Electric motors?

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  43. Project Orion by Vexar · · Score: 1

    Yes, that's the right project name, and US President George Bush naively named another project that of late. As far as your memory is failing, I'd like to point out that your brain still contains the memories, but you've managed the fuse the pathways (short the wires) with too much caffeine or asbestos or whatever fluff they use to make Teletubbies.

  44. "Thruster Test Ends in Explosion..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My thruster tests usually end in explosions, too.

    Yeah baby!

  45. Ummm, I have to say you are wrong by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

    This is the method of propulsion used by: the Sun the rest of the stars in the Universe, and is the primary propulsive of the Galaxies (from the net combined propulsion of the stars contained therein).

    This of course is not taking into account the remaining velocity of the Universe's bodies from the Big Bang, but that is a residual velocity, as opposed to the current applied forces on those bodies.

  46. Am I the only one... by slyvren · · Score: 1

    that had to read the title a few times because I took it entirely wrong and was snickering for a few minutes?

  47. ObGalaxyQuest by kvezach · · Score: 1

    Jason Nesmith: Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED?

  48. The core stops spinning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Half baked theory: I wonder though, shouldn't using the earth's magnetic field as an energy source be discouraged - wouldn't that ultimately slow down the molten core reducing the magnetic field?

  49. Heh... by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

    My first exotic thruster ended in an explosion as well, but I hit puberty a little early and didn't know what I was doing. She was fine with it... that's what she said anyway.

  50. mod parent funny, not insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dipshit moderators

  51. Re:Okay, so the big news is... by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    Actually, it was meant to make fun of the reporting that this was a major technical discovery. It seems like the folks at NASA are having routine engineering issues, yet the article makes them sound like idiots who don't understand basic electronics.

    FYI, I used to be a contractor for the state of Illinois in an IT capacity. Several people I know are or have been contractors of direct employees for the state. In that particular government, I can assure you that a decent portion of the employees are incompetent, slackers, or both. The rest are hard workers who unfortunately don't have the power to change the status quo by themselves.

    I'm sure there's a certain portion of the US government that suffers from the same issues (although probably not as badly). However, NASA doesn't seem like the agency in which to find incompetent slackers. The places reporting on NASA's work seem to fit the bill quite nicely, though.

    I guess next time I make a joke, I'll have to include some cute little pseudo-HTML tags to let you and the mods know. Sometimes a post reads back to me as I intended it even though something gets lost in the text-only translation. Sorry.