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  1. Re:And yet, I'm stuck on Closing In On 1Gbps Using DSL · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stewardess, I speak Australian. Foster's. Argy Bargy. Wallaby. Foster's.

  2. Duke Nukem Forever and a Day on How Do I Create a Spiritual Game Successor? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, you can just tell people you're working on Duke Nukem Forever and a Day. As long as you never finish, you've succeeded at making a spiritual successor.

  3. Re:Strange on An Animal That Lives Without Oxygen · · Score: 1

    The explanation's pretty simple: the Mediterranean is only on Earth, so it would be pretty silly to look for Mediterranean-dwelling sea creatures on any other planet, wouldn't it?

  4. Gizmodo? Those things are dangerous. on AT&T Wins Gizmodo 3G Bandwidth Test · · Score: 1

    You'd better not feed that thing any bandwidth after midnight.

  5. Re:Bye, bye. on Murdoch Says, "We'll Charge For All Our Sites" · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but Korben Dallas kills Snape at Nakatomi Plaza with gravity.

  6. Re:Noob on WoW Gamer Earns Federal Investigation Achievement · · Score: 1

    I'm a fan of the [item/quest] "in her panties" jokes myself. The most amusing one I've seen yet is "Mr. Floppy's Perilous Adventure" (in her panties). Yes, that's a real quest name.

  7. Re:Our tax dollars at work. on When Your Backhoe Cuts "Black" Fiber · · Score: 1

    I expected the Spanish Inquisition, but I got mustard instead. Stupid Burger King.

  8. The Same Thing I Want on Does Dell Know What Women Want In a Laptop? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Women want the same thing I want from a laptop--the utter lack of exploding batteries.

  9. Re:If past performance is a current indicator... on Tesla's New York Laboratory Up For Sale · · Score: 1

    Maybe he is better off than Sir Frank Whittle. Very few people know who he was but his little invention and work sure did change the world.

    Yeah, I never could hit a real baseball very well, but that little plastic ball with the holes in it was sure easy to... Hey, wait a minute. You hit the wrong key twice in a row.

  10. Re:Great on Hadrosaur Proteins Sequenced · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure there's something in Tesla's lab that we can scrounge up to make an instant cloning device for time savings.

  11. Re:Is this good? on Ballmer, IBM Surprised By Oracle-Sun Deal · · Score: 1

    Well, at least you can decide on whether or not you can decide. Errr...

  12. Re:JavaScript, the Next Generation on Brendan Eich Explains ECMAScript 3.1 To Developers · · Score: 1

    It sure did help me. By the way, in which series was Obvious the captain of one of the Enterprises?

  13. Re:Another use on A Monster LED Array For Irresponsible Fun · · Score: 2, Funny

    How can somebody post a link to this?

    We're trying to slashdot it out of existence.

  14. Re:WTF? on DC Power Poised To Bring Savings To Datacenters · · Score: 1

    I can't seem to find the -1, Whoosh moderation option.

  15. Re:in other words on Graphene Transistors Clocked At 26GHz · · Score: 1

    Does sword go before or after pencil?

  16. Re:Miller on 30 Minutes of Frank Miller's The Spirit Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Oh, if only people had had the foresight to judge Uwe Boll on his skills as a director after only his first film and stop him before he amassed a great dark power that made his continued direction unstoppable!

  17. Re:10,000 RPM on Samsung Mass Produces Fast 256GB SSDs · · Score: 1

    But... snopes says Netcraft is just an urban myth.

  18. Shark jump in online attacks? on Symantec Reports Spate of Attacks Via Recent Windows Flaw · · Score: 1

    Anyone else misread that as a "shark jump in online attacks?" I was beginning to wonder if the Simpsons writers had turned to malware writing.

  19. Re:And the reward for most useless researcher goes on How To Cut In Line and Not Get Caught · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why don't they just get a mage to polymorph them all into sheep like every other group that needs crowd control?

  20. Casting spells? The hell? on Blizzcon Begins, Diablo 3 Wizard Class Unveiled · · Score: 5, Funny

    The trailer illustrating the new class showed actual gameplay demonstrating some of the Wizard's abilities -- including the casting of spells

    The hell? Can't Blizzard keep any of their lore consistent? Next thing you know, they'll have a "Fighter" class that uses melee weapons or some crazy shit like that.

  21. Re:Cosmic Censor on No Naked Black Holes · · Score: 1

    So, should we name that "Beast" one before or after it gets us?

  22. Re:Curious to see where this one goes... on Lawsuit Claims Nvidia Execs Concealed Serious Flaw · · Score: 1

    I had a BFG video card and a BFG motherboard both go bad (blown capacitors), wheras my eVGA products have been fine. (Except for the fan, that is, but BFG certainly does make a great set of fans. Now, I'm running my eVGA card with the fan from my old BFG card, and it's doing fine.)

  23. Re:Curious to see where this one goes... on Lawsuit Claims Nvidia Execs Concealed Serious Flaw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Double Lifetime Warranty, eh? So, from now until you become a vampire, and then from that point on until some skinny blonde girl stakes you?

  24. Re:wrong mistake on Wizards of the Coast Declares Gleemax Site a Critical Failure · · Score: 1

    There effectively isn't anymore. They killed both Dragon and Dungeon a couple years back. I'm not sure if any of the remaining magazines that are primarily read by pencil and paper style gamers have even a tenth of the outreach that those two magazines had.

  25. Re:Already Exists on Wizards of the Coast Declares Gleemax Site a Critical Failure · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a WoW-player that refuses to migrate to 4th edition, I'm laying the blame squarely on Wizards of the Coast. Hell, most of the members of my WoW guild refuse to migrate to 4th edition as well. (Some of us are going with Paizo's Pathfinder, which is a bit of a spiritual successor to 3rd edition.)