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Hans Reiser To Reveal Location of Wife's Body
dlgeek writes "The story of Hans Reiser is well known to all Slashdotters by now. Some still placed doubts about the conviction, stating that he might be innocent. It now seems that all doubt has been quelled, since Alameda County District Attorney Thomas Orloff has revealed that Hans Reiser will disclose the location of Nina's body for a reduced sentence.
The deal is not yet finalized, though. 'There's been some overtures,' Orloff said, 'But everything is in its preliminary stage.' The deal would reduce his conviction from first degree to second degree murder. In addition, an anonymous source close to the situation said that 'the only real leverage he has is if he can provide a body. He really doesn't have any options left. Even if he won a retrial somehow, he'd likely be convicted.'"
BS. This doesn't mean he did it. It means he is the World's Greatest Detective. He's Batman!
Weeks ago, there wasn't even a known body!
Great comic strip who didnt believe him HERE.
Got any lime?
Anyone else consider the Anastasia advert to be in bad taste, given the context of the story?
At the bottom of the
wikipedia already confirms it: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Comparison_of_file_systems&oldid=209063556#Features
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
Yeah, but by now, I reckon they'll only find a few bits.
Does this mean that some time soon Richard Stallman is going to tell us where the HURD kernel is?
Reiser shows off his new methods of undeleting a file and recovering it.
My blog
I suggest KillerFS!
hopefully he journaled the location of the body.
In Soviet Russia jokes are formulaic and decidedly non-humorous.
which is totally what she said
Please mod this guy +1 Bad taste.
If Linus murders, it's obviously for the good of all of us. Just accept it.
It is of course possible that the file system is riddled with places where the evil bit has been secretly turned on.
It's in /lost+found.
The penguin he had an incident with has not been seen in years.
I have my own theories on what happened.
With a little marketing spin, it could become very popular.
KillerFS?
FearTheGeekFS?
I drank what? -- Socrates
Yeah, while we were initially concerned he might have been a Nazi, when we tried to test that theory, as soon as we measured his rate of allegiance, his position became uncertain....
Check out my sci-fi/humor trilogy at PatriotsBooks.
send + more == money?
Linus would never murder anyone. He'd get his ninja wife to do it.
Loose lips lose spit.
Just to show you how faulty that judgement can be, I'm 51 years old. I have enough experience to know that very often those people who think themselves a "pretty darned good judge of character" aren't that good as they think.
Not to mention the usage:
/dev/hda1 -t nina /dev/hda1
mount
fsck.nina
the joke goes on and on...
Yes, we must never joke about tragedy.
Have you ever considered that some people might use humor as compensation mechanism to stay sane in an insane world? You may want to stay somber for your own mental health, and that's fine, but have some tolerance for people who want to stay upbeat.
NASA stands for "needs another seven astronauts", btw.
W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
You need to update to the latest version in CVS ..
They should at least rename it to try to distance the software as much as possible from its creator....
Nah. I may be a dorky white guy who's never been in a real fight, but now that I'm using a murderer's filesystem I feel, like, totally gangsta.
Don't take that away from me.
I didn't know you were into necrophilia;)
-- Political fascism requires a Fuhrer.
Am I the only one who got the inline Flash ad image for a Russian dating service on this
Karma: Excellent, but still won't get you laid.
#DeleteChrome
"We spend so much intellectual focus on concrete matters that the ambiguities and unsolvable problems of relationships seem almost alien and impossible with which to cope."
Speak for yourself. I'm good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Werewolf?
There. Wolf. There. Castle?
Why are you talking that way?
Thought you wanted to. I'm easy.
I drank what? -- Socrates
If Linus murders, it's obviously for the good of all of us
... except the ones who are dead.
And when you send your data to /dev/null it fucking stays there and doesn't come back.
Yeah it needs a name that detracts from murder. How about the "Open Journled File System?
Tycho Brahms? Are you sure it wasn't Johannes Brahe?