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Pentagon Wants Kill Switch For Planes
mytrip writes "The Pentagon's non-lethal weapons division is looking for technologies that could 'disable' aircraft, before they can take off from a runway — or block the planes from flying over a given city or stretch of land. The Directorate's program managers don't mention how engineers might pull off such a kill switch. But, however it's done, they'd like to have a similar system for boats, as well. They're looking for a device that can, from 100 meters away, 'safely stop or significantly impede the movement' of vessels up to 40 feet long, with 'minimal collateral damage.'"
Something called WEP.
... looking for technologies that could 'disable' aircraft, before they can take off from a runway
Delta seems to have the edge on this market already.
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Reading a bit further the RFP noted the Pentagon would really like a pony.
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exhaust pipes!
And what will plug and exhaust pipe non-lethally?
Potatoes!
ergo we need to genetically engineer jet-engine size potatoes and precision potato canons.
Profit!
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I own a sailboat you great buffoon.
Reapers or Raptors, the results can end up pretty grim...
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How the hell do they intend to pull that off without collateral damage. Force fields? Giant shark balloons?
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women.
let's call it the Freedom Protection Toggle.
i think they could just shake a box of metal parts near the jet engine intake of a plane and that would disable the plane. Or they can train kamikazi geese to fly into the jet engines.
Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...
Oh, yeah, it's not easy to pad these out to 120 characters.
IIRC, some old Star Trek episode had the perfect solution for this problem: Just deploy a giant disembodied hand that grabs the plane and holds it motionless in space.
With a really, really big beanbag.
Duh.
Air brakes.
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
I want a kill switch for the pentagon
You'll "safely stop" it from flying - you just wont be able to safely stop it from hitting the ground and crash landing.
All semantics... it's no longer in flight when it's bursting into pieces on the ground due to impact. The flight portion though, remains quite safe (if scary) right up until that point.
:-)
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I'd like one for bureaucrats.
I suggest a BIGGER PLANE to surround the smaller one with.
Of course then we'll need bigger bigger plane in case they get a bigger plane.
This risk is mitigated via use of an innovation referred to as a "co-pilot".
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Some guys tried that at Glasgow Airport. It lead to a slightly scorched aluminium door fascia and a lot of jokes. One of the wannabe "terrorists" (hard to justify the word, quite honestly) died of his injuries (mostly burns, although they both had seven shades of shit kicked out of them by people nearby) at the scene, the other died in hospital a couple of weeks later. The airport was open again two hours after it happened.
Looks like they didn't do their homework, if they're trying to bring a religious war to Glasgow.
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking terrorists on this motherfucking plane!
Right, The Terrerist and a team of twenty Boeing engineers manage to pack the necessary equipment to steer a plane onto one (we're talking a few duffel bags here, those cockpits have a damn lot of buttons in 'em), then take control of the plane, then somehow get their equipment from the inaccessible storage part of the aircraft, then slash their way through to cabling that's not usually accessible in-flight (and takes hours to get to when grounded), then cuts those cables, reattaches them to their own system and finally get to actually pilot the plane.
Unfortunately, right after that, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a tricycle that Bruce Willis rode through Area 51 to save E.T. right up into the stratosphere where it smashes into an exploding asteroid seventeen times the size of the sun, thereby breaking said asteroid into twenty-two pieces. The single large piece proceeds to not hit earth and destroy civilization by four meters (it breaks off the antennas of both the Eiffel Tower and the Empire State Building), the smaller ones are deflected by some jedis with light sabres, only to hit The Terrerist and each one of the Evil Engineers right into the face, killing them. Also, explosions, a sex scene without the girl taking her bra off, a scene in a strip bar and more explosions.
"Good old Glasgow. If I had to pick a city in the world where I could depend on one of the locals to kick a man who was on fire, it would always be Glasgow. That really had to hurt - 90% burns and sore bollocks.
I think we should get a photo of that guy KICKING A FLAMING MAN, blow it up and make it the welcome sign at Glasgow Airport. Underneath we should have the words 'Glasgow Welcomes Careful Drivers'..."
-- Billy Connolly
There was a funny article in some tabloid with the excellent headline
"I kicked a burning terrorist in the balls so hard I tore a tendon in my foot"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Smeaton_(baggage_handler)
John Smeaton QGM (born Bishopton, Renfrewshire in 1976) was a Scottish baggage handler at Glasgow International Airport. He became involved in thwarting the 2007 Glasgow International Airport Attack. Smeaton lives in Erskine, Renfrewshire,[4] a town outside the city and near the airport. Brought up in Erskine, he was educated at Park Mains High School.
Smeaton was a general bystander when he first witnessed the incident. He later recalled his first thoughts on being confronted by the two desperate suspects in a burning car as he smoked a cigarette during his break: "What's the score? I've got to get this sorted."
He added "I thought, 'That's not right,' and ran over to assist. All that was going through my mind was I've got to help the policeman, I'm not letting these guys get away with this."
It was reported that Smeaton shouted "fucking come on, then" and aimed a kick at Kafeel Ahmed, who later died from his 90% burns following the attack.
During the incident Smeaton also helped drag Michael Kerr to safety after Kerr, another person to intervene in the event, had been left lying with a broken leg beside the burning jeep after kicking Mr Ahmed himself.
The incident has been described as inspiring others to take the law into their own hands. Newsagent and former policeman Mohammed Afzah cited Smeaton as inspiration for his facing down and repelling a would-be armed robber.
In late July, Smeaton returned to his old job as a baggage handler at the airport. Later in the year he accepted a job as head of security at a nearby company.
On 18 December 2007, it was announced that Smeaton was to be awarded the Queen's Gallantry Medal for his actions; this was presented by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II at a ceremony at Buckingham Palace on 4 March 2008.
Actually the whole Wikipedia is full of priceless Glasgowisms
Asked by ITV News what his message to terrorists was, he said:
"Glasgow doesn't accept this. That's just Glasgow; we'll set about ye."
"If any more extremists are still wanting to rise up and start trouble, know this: We'll rise right back up against you. New York, Madrid, London, Paisley
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.maybe if we attach lasers to the giant shark balloons....
Can someone clarify where does this "sharks with lasers attached" meme comes from? I have googled but can't find the origin of such thing. Is it from a film or something?
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Not to mention the fact that Glasgow's already got a religious war...
:)
It's called "Celtic vs Rangers"
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What they needed was an equalizer. Something small and compact like a S&W M&P 45 with hollow points would take care of business.
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