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Geohashing Meets an Angry Rancher With Firearms

katicli writes "Geohashing, an obscure xkcd pastime which involves going to random coordinates generated by md5 hashing, the date, and the opening status of the stock market, appears to have just gotten far more interesting. The official wiki reports a warning for other geohashers intending to go to the spot designated for June 14th in the San Francisco area, as several avid fans of xkcd were met by an angry rancher and firearms."

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  1. Re:Overreactions by Tryle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe idiots are in season for hunting and he had his permit. I wouldn't worry though, because he probably has to take a female (doe) first, so luckily for these losers there wasn't one in their herd. In fact, they probably NEVER have women around them, ever.

  2. Obligatory by NewsLeech · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get off my lawn!

  3. Shame, would have been a good contender for the DA by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 2, Funny
    Darwin Awards I mean ;-)

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  4. Re:Culture --weird by Ferzerp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, your irrational fear of firearms is showing. RTFA. There was no waving of anything. It says they were in plain view in his truck. In other words, he had a gun rack... Oh no. He had a gun rack with guns on it. RUN TO THE HILLS!

  5. Re:Culture --weird by cperciva · · Score: 2, Funny

    how is that rash of knife crime coming out? I've noticed a lot more stories about stabbings on the Beeb.

    One advantage of knives is that they're easier to aim. I have yet to hear a story about a drive-by knifing in which the culprit missed his target but accidentally killed someone who just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    If someone really wants to kill someone else, it's very hard to stop him. But getting them to use knives instead of guns at least cuts down on the collateral damage.

  6. Re:Overreactions by bigtangringo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I speak for a lot of us here when I say: What a punch of pussies.

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  7. Re:Culture --weird by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 5, Funny

    Removing knives from the hands of Brits will also cut down on the number of crimes committed in the kitchen.

    My apologies to our British friends, this was a cheap shot at your cooking which has admittedly improved.

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  8. Re:Not quite "the real world" by nomadic · · Score: 4, Funny

    News flash for ya, folks. The exact location where these folks went is out a long, undeveloped road, sure. But San Ramon is a suburb, people. Yeah, if you're out there you'll find that 80 percent of the people are white. But that's not "white trash missin teeth an' drinkin moonshine" white, that's "53 percent of the people in this town are college educated and 17 percent have graduate degrees" white. It's "48 percent of the families in this town have median incomes higher than $100,000" white. Look it up. [san-ramon.ca.us]

    Come on, don't let facts get in the way of all the pro-gun slashdot rants. Let's take the average vocally pro-gun slashdot poster. They're geeks, so probably not especially physically imposing. Grew up into math and computers and science, and probably got picked on for it. When they grew up they picked a safe, sedentary job. The only way they can assert their masculinity is by boasting about gun ownership online, and denigrate people who treat guns with caution.

  9. Re:Overreactions by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    To you city folks who think this is wrong, how would you like to wake up and find me in your living room?

    Depends. Are you a seriously-hot blond nympho with huge tits who happens to have a thing for senior software engineers?

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  10. Re:Overreactions by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I speak for a lot of us here when I say: What a punch of pussies.

    Ah, I believe you meant "punch of bussies".

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  11. Re:Culture --weird by AlinuxNCSU · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's funny that you start your comment with "That is absolutely made up." Because I'm fairly certain your "99.99%" statistic is "absolutely made up" as well.

  12. Re:Overreactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Geohashing must now be the new word for Looser. Looser must now be the new word for loser.
  13. Re:Gun in the hand of the good guy by mazarin5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We wear black and white cowboys hats. And you think Americans are ignorant of other cultures!

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  14. Re:And so it goes... by Council · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps people should just stay inside all day.

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  15. Re:Overreactions by SBrach · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's also generally not a good idea to bring a calculator to a gun fight.

  16. Re:Overreactions by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

    I somehow doubt woodstock would be his biggest fear. Oh, I dunno. In real life, he's not as cute and harmless as he appears in the Snoopy cartoons.
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  17. Re:Overreactions by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Funny

    To you city folks who think this is wrong, how would you like to wake up and find me in your living room?
    Depends. Are you a seriously-hot blond nympho with huge tits who happens to have a thing for senior software engineers?

    Even worse.

    If I woke up and found some weird guy in my living (or any other) room, well, just kick him out. Yeah, I don't lock my door or anything, and there is little or nothing in the fridge, so it's not that big a deal.

    However, if a busty blonde nympho suddenly turned up in the middle of the night, the busty brunette/redhead (depends on her mood) sleeping next to me might be inclined to expect an explanation.

    And I would have none.

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  18. Re:Overreactions by extra88 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Depends. Are you a seriously-hot blond nympho with huge tits who happens to have a thing for senior software engineers? Yes, he is.

    Alternate response:

    So not being blond is a dealbreaker?

  19. Re:Bacon fixin's by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

    A farm near my parents had an incident where someone started shooting at a combine.

    The combine probably deserved it.

  20. Sung to the tune of Woody Guthrie's classic... by bdwoolman · · Score: 2, Funny

    This land is my land
    This land is my land
    I got a shotgun
    An' you ain't got one
    If you don't get off
    I'll blow your head off
    This land is private property

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  21. I Prefer Jolly Ranchers by ShagratTheTitleless · · Score: 2, Funny

    tee-hee!

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  22. Re:Overreactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Sweden you're allowed to camp for two days on random property Personally, I prefer to camp on deterministic property. It's a lot easier to prepare for.
  23. Trespassers will be shot by serbanp · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... survivors will be shot again.

    Someone's sig on slashdot.

  24. Re:Overreactions by Provocateur · · Score: 4, Funny

    seriously-hot blond nympho with huge tits who happens to have a thing for senior software engineers

    That's when I reach for my SECOND gun on the wall...the squirt gun for those wet T-shirt emergencies like this

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  25. Re:Overreactions by K'Lyre · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ever tried killing a wolf with an epee? I

  26. Re:Overreactions by Falconhell · · Score: 2, Funny

    It seems the US has taken the Phoenix problem and transplanted it to Baghdad, not the other way round....

  27. Re:Overreactions by Deltaspectre · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think 839 and 1097 have something to say to you!

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  28. Re:Overreactions by giostickninja · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the contrary, they are often quite jolly.

  29. Re:Overreactions by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm confused...

    did you shoot at a space shuttle?

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