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Road Rage Linked To Automobile Bumper Stickers

Ponca City, We Love You sends news of a study by Colorado State University psychologist William Szlemko that recorded whether people had added seat covers, bumper stickers, special paint jobs, stereos, or plastic dashboard toys to their cars. Szlemko found a link between road rage and the number of personalized items on or in people's vehicles. "The number of territory markers predicted road rage better than vehicle value, condition, or any of the things that we normally associate with aggressive driving,' says Szlemko. What's more, only the number of bumper stickers, and not their content, predicted road rage... Szlemko suggests that this territoriality may encourage road rage because drivers are simultaneously in a private space (their car) and a public one (the road). 'We think they are forgetting that the public road is not theirs, and are exhibiting territorial behavior that normally would only be acceptable in personal space,' the researcher says.

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  1. in other news by siddesu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    tasteless people behave in tasteless manner. still no cure for cancer though.

    1. Re:in other news by ubrgeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A) Who said we were talking about curing the patient?

      Actually, I thought we were talking about road rage and got off on this tangent.

      And I kind of assumed road rage was caused by assholes and had nothing to do with spinning wheel covers (or whatever they're called), etc. Granted the two seem to go together, but I'm not sure it's cause-and-effect.

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    2. Re:in other news by chooks · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think I saw that phrase on a bumper sticker....

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    3. Re:in other news by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "An animal kills defective offspring to save resources. That is something we couldn't rationalize in human(e) society. "

      Actually, I'm surprised how many people go ahead and have disfigured and crippled children even after pre-natal testing shows the fetuses aren't normal.

      I don't have any kids (that I know of), but, I've long thought that if I found out an embryo of mine was something like down's syndrome,horribly retarded or missing limbs, etc....I'd opt for aborting the pregnancy, and trying again later.

      I mean, many people have no compunction about terminating a pregnancy due to convenience (too young, not ready for a kid, etc)...it would seem to be even easier to make the decision on terminating a potentially very damaged child, which would drain all the parents' time, and monetary resources.

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    4. Re:in other news by Talderas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's two problems with that. Speeding while passing is still illegal. If the person in the left lane is going the speed limit and passing people, road rage is a useless gesture. The second problem lies when the people that would be speeding try to encourage the person who is passing, yet not speeding, to either speed up or move over by tailgating.

      Here's some anecdotal evidence from my life yesterday. I'm traveling home along the Interstate at 5pm. The speed limit is 65. The traffic is pretty thick, but most of it is doing 60 in the right lane and 65 in the center lane, while I'm cruising at about 70. So I'm passing the 65 traffic in the left lane, when some POS blue car comes up behind me and starts tailgating. Because of the traffic, there's no safe place for me to pull over (the people here generally travel about 1 second behind each other which is not safe to merge into). Anyway, this POS is tailgating me so close that I can't even see his headlights, which is a huge safety issue, since that also means I can't see his turn signal (not that he would probably use it, but it's the principle, and I couldn't know for sure). So I tap my brakes to get him to back off, he doesn't. By the time I reach a gap to my right where I could merge over, the guy whips around me into the middle lane, preventing me from merging over to let him and possibly other traffic pass me.

      I saw him merge in front of a semi before some construction and hoped he had been rear ended by the truck, alas it did not happen.

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    5. Re:in other news by vk2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not a bad idea. I was once driving 60 in 65 mph limit and on the right most lane, everyone was happy cruising on the other lanes except for one dude who was hell bent on me driving faster; when he brandished his gun it was enough motivation for me to take the next exit.

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    6. Re:in other news by pthor1231 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I figure, if you brake suddenly, for no good reason, and I hit you, well, that's what insurance is for. And next time maybe you'll just get out of the way.

      Heaven forbid they saw something you didn't while you were doing your asinine maneuvers? It's a good thing that both police and insurance would put you at fault. Maybe one day after you go to jail for involuntary manslaughter you will realize you are just being a giant douche.

    7. Re:in other news by sm62704 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm going to get a bumper sticker that says "get the fuck out of my way, asshole!"

      Seriously, though, I have no bumper stickers, seat covers, personalized anything on my car. However, I'm prone to curse at idiots in traffic (they can't hear me, of course) especially when they threaten my life.

      Tami always bitches about my "road rage" even though it has no effect except to let me let off steam. Is this road rage, or do you have to do something like zoom around someone and cut them off, flip them the bird, or otherwise let them know that they have annoyed you for it to be road rage?

      I think Tami doesn't know the difference between rage and annoyance.

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    8. Re:in other news by trolltalk.com · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Otherwise, there would be only one specie in the world and that one would be a superkiller "Alien"-like creature,

      There *IS* one uber-predator. Look in the mirror.

    9. Re:in other news by drsmithy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Who said we were talking about curing the patient? Or what was good for the individual? The species' survival is more important than the survival of any single individual.

      Why ?

    10. Re:in other news by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It depends on which lane you were in. Were you in the far right lane? Or were you in another lane?

      Slower traffic should keep right. if you are doing 50 on an interstate, you are slower traffic (slowest traffic.) I can understand wanting to go slow, but if there's one thing I hate it's some "hall monitor" who decides that since the speed limit is 60mph, he has the right to do 50 in the far left lane (because, as he reasons, 60 is the *limit* ). I usually run into this guy in the passing lane when I am late for something and need to do 70. Of course, I wouldn't tailgate him, I'd just go around and sneer at him.

      Please tell me you aren't *that* guy.

      I'll make one exception: those semi trucks that do like 80mph. They need the stinking hall monitors to band together and stop them. The police sure aren't.

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    11. Re:in other news by Wordsmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The ones who are in the left lane at one mile below the limit are doing nearly the maximum the law allows anywhere on that roadway. You're the asshole who's deciding what rules apply to you and knowingly risking people's lives to try to make some sort of misguided point. Get off the road, please.

    12. Re:in other news by PachmanP · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hawking was fine until ~college, so unless we're allowing post 4th trimester abortions he would still be here...

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    13. Re:in other news by omgwtfroflbbqwasd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is this a troll? Self-righteous prick? You be the judge.

      If you're not passing someone (and you're not, if you're going 64) then don't drive in the leftmost lane. Period.

    14. Re:in other news by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think action is the defining characteristic of road rage. No action, no harm, no foul. FTA, the point is that you recognize that the inside of your car is your space, but that the road is shared space. Road Ragers don't acknowledge that second point.

      I have no bumper stickers. After having been on the receiving end of three road rage attacks/incidents, involving people following me and physically threatening violence, I now carry a .40 S&W. For any of you that think it's OK to confront someone who doesn't drive in a manner convenient for you, consider that.

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    15. Re:in other news by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You don't understand natural selection or evolution. We are changing the fitness criteria. There is not objective 'better' or 'worse' genes. Just what works and what doesn't.

      Suddenly, it is not a big deal to have hemophilia or cancer prone genes. Most often, when you see a dangerous gene in fairly large numbers in a population, it also conveys a benefit. For instance, the genes linked to sickle cell anemia also provide resistance to malaria.

      So you can shut up about natural selection. You have unnatural ideas about it, based on wrong headed 'genetic superiority' arguments. You have no idea what good effects those negative genes might also be providing, but you'd gladly do away with them rather than do away with the conditions that make them a liability.

      Do you like playing god because you feel inherently superior?

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    16. Re:in other news by jahudabudy · · Score: 4, Funny

      then create a list of who you would kill first, as emperor of your perfect little world.

      Special Olympics kids would be way down on my list. First, I'd kill that sorry bitch that cut me off in traffic this morning, then that asshole that flipped me off b/c I merged into his lane right in front of him, then that sorry sack that was going 2 mph under the speed limit in the middle lane...

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    17. Re:in other news by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Informative

      except for one dude who was hell bent on me driving faster; when he brandished his gun it was enough motivation for me to take the next exit. But not enough motivation for you to call the police?
      WTF?
      Why would you let someone get away with menacing you?

      Call the police
      Tell them the mile marker + color/make/model/license plate number and that he flashed a gun at you.
      He will get pulled over, his car will get searched, and you won't be involved.

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    18. Re:in other news by evilandi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm going to get a bumper sticker that says "get the fuck out of my way, asshole!" Why? Do you spend a lot of your time driving in reverse gear?

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    19. Re:in other news by phulegart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You really need to rethink this whole topic.

      Action is not the defining characteristic of road rage. Action is the end result regarding road rage. Long before Johnny decides he's had enough and he's gonna take what he deems to be appropriate action for his emotional state on the road, he's been yelling, swerving, swearing, and in general expressing his displeasure at not getting his way on the road. People experience and express road rage long before they ever take any "action".

      Of course, "action" can be defined as many different things. Is waving a gun at you through my driver's side window considered to be an action? I'm not leaving my personal space, I'm not driving erratically, I'm not swearing or cursing you out, and I'm not tailgating you. I'm just pissed that you passed me on the right and swerved in front of me. So I decide to remind you that this kind of activity might get you shot if it continues, by waving my gun at you. Is what I have done road rage? You bet. I can even get arrested for it.

      If you have been on the receiving end of three road rage attacks/incidents... you need to reexamine how you drive. I always drive the speed limit, and although I'm usually the only one on the road doing so, I've never in my 39 years (23 on the road) been on the receiving end of a road rage attack. Sure, people might have gotten angry at me driving 55 or 65 or 35, etc... but nobody honked or yelled or shook a fist. You are apparently driving in a manner that not only pisses people off, but is annoying enough to prompt people into taking action against you. But just be aware. If three people ACTUALLY took action against you, how many more WANTED to take action against you?

      Road "ragers" say it is the fault of the morons on the road who can't drive properly. Victims of road rage blame it on the person expressing the rage. Neither party realizes that they are both at fault and both need fix their attitudes and actions while on the road. The rest of us are tired of the nonsense.

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    20. Re:in other news by debatem1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You seem to have a lot of road rage incidents. My thinking, as a guy with a "This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson" bumper sticker, is that maybe you're doing it wrong.

      Also, you wouldn't happen to be carrying the Taurus PT-92 in .40, would you?

    21. Re:in other news by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      All the laws are very explicit about that the right of way belongs to the one in the front, and that everyone else behind ***MUST*** wait.

      Maybe in the land of swine, that is true. In California (you know, the most populous state with the most cars... not that either is a badge of honor really) the slowpoke most certainly does have a legal obligation to let you ahead of him. It's in the California Vehicle Code in the 20,000s someplace. Five people behind you? You are legally obligated to pull the fuck over at the earliest safe opportunity. I HAVE seen someone pulled over for this, dunno if they actually got written.

      Also, it's specifically illegal to drive in the passing lane on the freeway when not passing if there is someone behind you. It doesn't matter if you're going five under the limit, or fifty over; the law does not specify such a thing. You must get the fuck out of the way.

      Also, by any fucking civilized standard, they have an obligation to treat you as they would have you treat them.

      I am pretty much always the fastest thing going around where I live. (Not a record-setter or anything, I like to stay in my lane... But when I've been driving alone (e.g. not with my girlfriend who dislikes "spirited" driving) I've only had to pull over for one person in the last three years or so, and he wasn't staying in the lane. Stupid fucker. I'm all too happy to let those people go because I don't want them driving up my asshole.

      Put simply, if you are holding people up when it is safe to pull over and let them pass, you are the asshole. Even if you were right about the law (which you might be in whatever sheepfucking state you live in) not being considerate enough to let people pass is rude.

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  2. Not hard by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny

    This problem's not hard,
    And for societal win,
    To irresponsible retard:
    A safe, simple Schwinn
    Burma Shave

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    1. Re:Not hard by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The point was that if people are too challenged by the responsibility of getting behind the wheel, then we should keep ratcheting down their transportation options until we find a level where they can safely operate.
      If a bicycle proves too great a burden, then let a man walk.
      And if he can't walk without being a menace, let him sit in the corner.
      I'm speaking in hyperbole, but the whole dependent mentality of no-one being accountable for crappy behavior is one of the more destructive threads in society.

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    2. Re:Not hard by aproposofwhat · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I totally agree - everyone should be responsible for their own actions.

      Personally, I practice 'defensive driving', but that should not be interpreted as 'meek' - in a lot of situations, being assertive actually prevents other road users from entering a potentially dangerous situation.

      I do still wish that cyclists were taught to ride as I was in the '70s - the roads would be much safer for all.

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  3. No stickers in the UK by Psiren · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here in the UK you rarely see bumper stickers, yet road rage is not exactly rare. So I don't really see the correlation. Having said that, whenever I see the Jesus fish on the back of a car, I do want to run it off the road on general principle. But maybe that's just me.

    1. Re:No stickers in the UK by aproposofwhat · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's not the fish, it's the driving style.

      They pull out in front of you, drive at <speed limit> - 5 mph, and wonder why you're driving up their sanctimonious arse honking and flashing!

      Bastards, the lot of them.

      And they always double park on a Sunday when they get their weekly dose of self-flagellation.

      Did Jesus say 'Pick up thy bed and drive'? I think not :P

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    2. Re:No stickers in the UK by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 4, Funny

      It doesn't say love thy neighbour to me, it's says I'm better than you, you stinking infidel.

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    3. Re:No stickers in the UK by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 5, Informative

      don't think it *is* that bad. The worst frequent offense is tailgating, which I deal with by slowly reducing my speed until people get tired of tailgating a sloth, and overtake. At which point I accelerate, overtake *them*, and put some reasonable distance between our cars. I occasionally have to rinse and repeat, but the majority of people get the hint.

      You do realise that what you're doing is qualified as "road rage", don't you? At least a light form. You're trying to teach them a lesson, by annoying them even more.

    4. Re:No stickers in the UK by jamesh · · Score: 3, Informative

      At which point I accelerate, overtake *them*, and put some reasonable distance between our cars. I occasionally have to rinse and repeat, but the majority of people get the hint.

      The hint? do they mod you 'troll' or 'flamebait'?

      Either your cruising speed is faster than theirs in which case you won't have the tailgating problem, or their speed is faster than yours in which case you should just let them past instead of being a prick about it. Maybe you haven't been driving long enough or maybe you're just a slow learner, but tailgaters simply don't 'get it', and you can't teach 'it' to them. The best you can do is make sure that you're not the one they run up the rear of when you have to brake for a hazard. And one day, when you pull over to let them past, you'll pass them again when they are at the side of the road explaining to a police officer why they were in such a hurry, and nothing will get the smile off your face for the rest of the day!
    5. Re:No stickers in the UK by Zocalo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Whenever I see the Jesus fish on the back of a car, I do want to run it off the road on general principle

      If you can catch one parked up I find it much more satisfying to draw little legs under it with a dry marker and give it a "Darwin is right!" caption. Sometimes you'll see the same car going around for *weeks* before they notice and clean it off. :)
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    6. Re:No stickers in the UK by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's taught as the correct method to deal with them at driving schools, and I believe even tested for now.

      Being tailgated is a dangerous situation - if you're forced to brake for any reason they will cause a nasty accident. The average tailgater is also a speeder, so even putting your foot down isn't going to shake them. Your only other choice is to slow down - not to force them to stop tailgating, but to improve your reaction time and lessen the chance you'll have to break suddenly and kill them.

    7. Re:No stickers in the UK by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Which is fair enough. What's the justification for overtaking them after they go past?

    8. Re:No stickers in the UK by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's taught as the correct method to deal with them at driving schools, and I believe even tested for now.

      Yes, it is: the correct method dealing with them is to encourage them to overtake you. Slowing down, keeping right (okay, left in the UK), etc.... What VoidCrow does after that is roadrage. He overtakes them, and gives them the taste of their behaviour. I doubt that such behaviour is encouraged in driving schools. In mine it wasn't: letting them pass, yes. Giving them a taste oof their own medicine is self-justice and a driving school advocating such things isn't doing you any good.

    9. Re:No stickers in the UK by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      whenever I see the Jesus fish on the back of a car, I do want to run it off the road on general principle

      You know, It's very, very rare that a religious person (Chrustian, Jew, Hindu, whatever) tries to shove his beliefs down my throat. For instance, I don't believe I've ever had a Catholic berate me for using birth control, never had a Jew or Muslim tell me I was going to hell for eating a ham sandwich, never had a Bhuddist curse me for swatting a fly, in fact seldom do I ever hear religious people talk of religion at all.

      What is it about you fanatical athiests, anyway? Kindly STFU, asshole. I'm not interested in your religious beliefs.

      HAND.

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  4. Seen by meta+slash · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't drive as if you own the road ... Drive as if you own the car.

  5. Re:what about the obvious ? by RustinHWright · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bubelah, part of the point of the article is that this was a correlation they weren't expecting to find. That's what science is. You collect data based on a rough idea of where you should look and only when you've looked at the data do you start finalizing your conclusions on what you're looking at.

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  6. Other people's stickers? by snarfies · · Score: 4, Funny

    I walk past a car at my work's parking lot that has Bush stickers all over it. I have fantasies about keying the holy living shit out of that car as I pass it. I don't DO it - I don't really know how to key a car, never having done it before, and I can control my impulses.

    Not everyone can control their impulses.

    1. Re:Other people's stickers? by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More often than not, it seems it's the tolerant, freedom loving liberal activists that vandalize and destroy other people's property.

      Indeed. Nothing says "peace" and "harmony" and "can't we all just get along" like smashing the windows of a local retail shop during your anti-war rally, and burning giant puppet effigies to show what you'd really do to people you hate if you could get away with it. Yes, hate is tolerated and even encouraged, as long as it's in the name of warm, fuzzy, friendly political correctness anchored in leftist, populist platitudes. Why these idiots - so often theoretically college educated - can't see the fantastic irony of hating in the name of tolerance, and being randomly violent in the name of peace, I'll never know. Unless it's because, most of the time, they're just muddle-headed poseurs with no critical thinking skills and they're actually attending protests to get dates, shock their parents, and come up with something new for MySpace because people are getting tired of just looking at pictures of them being drunk at parties.

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    2. Re:Other people's stickers? by n3tcat · · Score: 4, Funny

      You key a car the same way you unlock it...

      except you miss.

    3. Re:Other people's stickers? by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I walk past a car at my work's parking lot that has Bush stickers all over it. I have fantasies about keying the holy living shit out of that car as I pass it.

      Well, that about sums it up, doesn't it? Your actual desire, when someone else expresses their opinion, is to be violent. My desire, when I see a car loaded up with "random acts of beauty," "peace happens," and "war is not the answer" stickers is to actually talk to the platitude-dealing pollyanna involved and get a sense of how they think, for exmaple, that their random acts of beauty and kindness might change a local Taliban franchise's boss into someone who no longer likes to kill women showing up to work as a teacher and showing young girls how to read. How was "war not the answer" when Germany was rolling over Europe? How exactly was peace going to "happen" in the Balkans as Muslims were being ethnically "cleansed" from their villages with Serbian machine guns?

      Unlike you, whose first instinct - however well reigned in for fear of being caught - is to vandalize the property of someone you hate, I'm more inclined to either roll my eyes, or actually communicate. I do appreciate your so nicely illustrating the shrill, tantrum-like thought process that drives so much of the politics on the left. It's entirely about rudderless emotions, drama, and cheap, sophomoric, fair-weather outrage that's anything but constructive... and shows that the pretense of disliking partisanship is completely disengenuous. It's true of you, and it's true of the current presidential candidate from the left. Hot air. It's not about getting anything done, it's entirely about how much you don't like someone else. "Change We Can Believe In" is the most empty bit of meaningless rhetoric I've ever heard, since it avoids, at all costs, any actual specificity lest the people that utter it get caught showing the real foundation of their idealogy. No need to of course, since the portrait you painted of how your brain works when exposed to nothing more than the name of a political opponent handily demonstrates the actual nature of most political thinking on the left: it's about actual hate, or about craven pandering to that hate as a way to power.

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    4. Re:Other people's stickers? by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      those damn revolutionary traitors dumping all that tea just to make a point

      I see, because the local coffee shop is an agent of foreign colonial tyrrany, being run in a country in which you have no representative democracy or constitional checks and balances. Yes, nothing has changed since the founding of our nation! We must still destroy the property and livelihoods of our neighbors in order to show how we must sever ties with the overseas monarchy that sets taxes on which we have no voice, stations troops in our homes, and prevents us from manufacturing goods on our own shores. Yes, I see now that you have a keen grasp on it.

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    5. Re:Other people's stickers? by Paranatural · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More often than not, it seems it's the tolerant, freedom loving liberal activists that vandalize and destroy other people's property. More often than not? What a load of crap. When I worked at the state, the guy who dared to put pro-evolution bumper stickers on his car had his vehicle vandalized several times while at work. So I guess that means that most of the time conservatives are only law-loving bible-thumping zealots of morality when it comes to their own and never when it comes to their own property? I mean I have one example right?

      Idiot.

    6. Re:Other people's stickers? by corbettw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Calling someone a "platitude-dealing pollyanna" is not an ad hominem when it's true.

      Asking a person how their espoused philosophy would deal with thugs and tyrants in the real world is not a strawman.

      And so forth and so on.

      Oh, and you should look up ad logicam sometime.

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    7. Re:Other people's stickers? by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Informative

      Window smashing is the providence of thugs, period. I'd like you to actually back up your assertion that the same people who are for peace and harmony are the ones who are smashing windows

      Doesn't matter. The people who do that crap, and those that chain themselves across public roads to deny their use to as many people as possible and busy up as many police and rescue people as possible are all of a stripe... because if there were indeed massive numbers of non-thug, thug-disliking throngs at such protests, then they'd go to enormous lengths to not have their events become hosts to such BS. But through the "enemy of my enemy is my friend, or least someone we should tolerate" line of thinking, the groups that organize specifically to disrupt streets and cause some mayhem - who announce themselves in advance, and crow about it on a thousand blogs after the fact! - show up like clockwork and do exactly what's expected. It's not exactly mysterious.

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  7. Very helpful by Dan+East · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is very helpful information. Now I'll know which vehicles my wife should keep the gun trained on.

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  8. Makes me wish I had a bumper by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

    as a cyclist I lack opportunities for such displays of wit(I guess I could use my backpack), but if I did, it would have to read:

    "The size of ones genitals is inversely proportional to the size of ones vehicle"

    The best part is that SUV drivers would run out of fuel before they could even catch up!

    1. Re:Makes me wish I had a bumper by zarkill · · Score: 3, Informative

      You could become a fan of the band This Bike is a Pipe Bomb, wrap one of their stickers around your bike, and have it destroyed by the authorities.

  9. George Bush Stickers..... by lena_10326 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...are the cause. People see "Vote George Bush 2004" and see red.

    Now, that's why I don't put political bumper stickers on my car. Obama, Hillary, or McCain, I don't care. I don't need some nut-job running me down because he doesn't like my choice of candidate.

    (Plus, it'll spoil the purdy paint.)

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  10. Re:We'll see what later studies show. by nyctopterus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm not a psychologist, but I don't think I'd let a study done with that methodology through peer review. It's way too susceptible to confirmation bias on the part of the police. Traffic cameras would be much better.

  11. i always wonder about people by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    who have a psychotic need to display their politics so aggressively

    i'm talking about the people with 4-5 bumper stickers, all stridently ideological

    of course you are entitled to be proud of your beliefs, but if you are radioactively evangelical about them, then i am 100% certain that your mind is completely closed and your brain dead hack partisanship is total

    on the other hand, you can be assured no one will want to borrow or steal your car... although these bumper sticker hordes are usually stuck on a 15 year old rust eaten subcompact

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  12. Ixthus + Volvo badge by threaded · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ixthus fish and a Volvo badge: that combination is my number one worry when I'm out on a bike.

    1. Re:Ixthus + Volvo badge by Otter · · Score: 4, Interesting
      As a bicycle commuter, my experience has been exactly what's reported here: lousy driving is a function of the quantity and vehemence of bumper stickers, not of the precise content.

      The Hummer covered in American flags and ribbon magnets for every armed service (because, y'know, the driver was in the Army, Marines and Air Force simultaneously) and the Forester with the "SMASH FAITH-BASED FASCISM" and "HOW MANY IRAQIS PER GALLON" stickers (because, y'know, Subarus burn rage, not gasoline like those awful SUVs) are equally likely to make a right turn through the bike lane without looking.

  13. yeah, but did they study ... by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Did they study the effects of going 45 in a 55?

    Did they study the effects of drifting along and not passing while in the passing lane on a limited access highway (a 2 point ticket, called disrupting the flow of traffic, in most states)?

    I mean, really, if you did these things on foot you'd get, "Um, excuse me" and "right behindja," and "sorry there, ah, commin through."

    The real source of road rage is not being able to say, "excuse me." It frustrates humans because we need to be able to express ourselves. We're pack animals and the cars isolate us.

    My hunch is that inconsiderate behavior is a better predictor than bumper stickers. I haven't done a study though. Could be wrong. (Ignore my sig it's a joke.)

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    1. Re:yeah, but did they study ... by mh1997 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The real source of road rage is not being able to say, "excuse me." It frustrates humans because we need to be able to express ourselves.
      Several years ago, I read of a study that looked into this and there conclusion was the same as yours.

      You can sort of test this yourself while walking. While walking down the street, step in front of another pedestrian (cut them off) and then keep walking, you'll hear negative comments. Do the same thing, but then apologize and the person you cut off will act like it was their fault.

    2. Re:yeah, but did they study ... by spikedvodka · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem with the car horn is a honk can mean so much from:
      - Move over you spineless git!
      - hey dickwad, you almost hit me
      - Hi there
      - careful, you're about to hit something
      - I just passed out and slumped into my steering wheel

      You try talking for a while with just a mono-tone "Hey" you'll find it's very difficult to be understood

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  14. Re:what about the obvious ? by dintech · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's right. The phrase 'linked to' in the title is a dead giveaway. Otherwise the submitter would have used 'caused by'.

  15. Re:No brains? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you insinuating that strawberries have low IQs? Perhaps they are simply too intelligent to deal with lower life-forms such as ours?

  16. Re:what about the obvious ? by sumdumass · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Perhaps they need to define the data better then. does bumpersticker already on the car or placed on it by someone else count or is it just bumper stickers that the person who is driving it placed on the car?

    I also have a severe problem with the definition of road rage too. A while back, I had my 4 year old nephew in the car and some jack ass thought that the speed limit (45, on a 2 lane residential area) was too slow and passed me on the double yellow line going around a curve. At the time I noticed him over taking me another car was coming around the corner and he shot back into my lane forcing me to slam on the brakes and run onto the shoulder in order to avoid an accident. Well, that cause me to fish tail a little but the car remained under control and no accident occurred.

    Up the road, was an intersection with a 4 way stop. I jumped out of the car and proceeded to ask him what the hell was going on and we started arguing when I told him how to drive and where to pull he head from. A cop was sitting at the cross intersection and turn on his lights and all. He was saying I was having a problem with road rage when he was radioing in for backup. About that time, a car came up behind us and the driver walked up to talk to the cop. I was handcuffed and told to stand by my car. The car going to other direction thought I actually had an accident and turned around for fear of being hit with a leaving the scene of an accident. When he saw us talking to the cop, he gave them his side of events and the cop had me write a statement then let me go. I assume they cited the other guy. But I was going to be hit with some road rage charge for telling a person who almost killed me (and my nephew) to watch what the hell they were doing. Had that third car not turned around, I would have been screwed and another meaningless state for this meaningless result in this study.

    I'm confident that the parent was correct in his assessment of the usefulness of this study and results. Not necessarily because they did something wrong, but with the inherent flaws in the data collection itself. To me, road rage is aggressive driving but evidently, it can be a number of things depending on who writes it up and so on. And the question of some kids putting bumper stickers on a car verses the current owner willfully doing it is skewing things a bit too.

  17. Re:Nice by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if we could get them to do a study on slashdot rage...I think that I've noticed that people with sigs tend to fly off the handle more often than those without them.

  18. Re:what about the obvious ? by aproposofwhat · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Well, the secret is to learn defensive driving - if someone is overtaking you in a dangerous spot, you lift off and slow down in anticipation of the accident / intemperate manoeuvre from the idiot overtaker.

    It works for me - I never, ever have road rage (though I do swear at cyclists a lot).

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  19. Re:what about the obvious ? by MrHanky · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bullshit. You obviously have all your "science" education from high school or some engineering college. Only certain fields in physics and chemistry rely on controlled experiments or even have the possibility to do them.

    These researchers found a correlation, and made a further testable (falsifiable) hypothesis based on it. That's science. Only idiots who tag stories like this with correlationisnotcausation think science is causation studies. It's not.

  20. No no no no by gelfling · · Score: 4, Funny

    Road rage is caused by me being unable to shoot you in the head for being such an asshole. Attention shitheads here are the things you should avoid:

    Driving a white Buick 25mph under the speed limit.
    Slowing down when I'm behind you and speeding up when I try to pass.
    Being shorter than the dashboard.
    Zoning out at a green light.
    Goosing the throttle on your Harley you fat fuck.
    A ricer wing bigger than Mexico.
    Passing me on a one lane highway ramp.
    Stopping, yes stopping at the end of a merge ramp on to the highway you redneck motherfucker.
    Waiting for a half mile of no traffic in both directions to make a left turn.
    Green light, asshole, it's not getting any greener.

  21. Re:Correlation != Causation by kidgenius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    OK....you know, I see this "correlation != causation" any time something comes up. These researchers did not say it was caused by it. They said it was linked. They said there was a correlation, not causation. What's the cause of road rage? Idiots who think they own the road. Guess what, these are the same people that tend to festoon their car with this crap, thus a correlation between crap on cars and road rage incidents. Insightful my ass....

  22. Re:what about the obvious ? by sumdumass · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, if someone is over taking you, your supposed to maintain your speed and not alter your driving so the person making the affirmative move can gage a course of action. By slowing down, you could be closing their escape route if something is coming and putting yourself at a greater risk of an accident.

    In Ohio, it is actually part of the law that the vehicle being overtaken is to maintain a constant speed (PDF warning, see the page marked as 36 if you had the book, it should be somewhere on page 42 according to the PDF). It is possible for you to be cited if you don't as well as become partially at fault if an accident occurs. Missouri and TX have the same laws. or at least they did when I was there.

    But this is all pointless in this particular situation because the guy was behind me, then I saw his hood out of me left eye, he seemed to be going about 15 mph faster then me, and he came into my lane at that time. If I hadn't reacted, we should have hit somewhere with his front door at my my front tire. I moved over and saw him continuing into my lane and passing then I saw the other car and hit the brakes. By the time he was clear of me enough that I could come back into my lane, the oncoming car had already passed. It all happened faster then it would take you to read this, literally a matter of seconds. I'm serious, it was so close that a half second off for either of us could have resulted in either him hitting me or the oncoming car. It was that close.

  23. Re:what about the obvious ? by supercrisp · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I understand your situation, and I'd be angry too. But what you did is pretty much the definition of road rage. Better to take the plate number, the car's description, and then call the cops. It's their job, not yours. And keep in mind: you could end up leaving your kids without a father, as plenty of people are happy to kill you for chewing them out.

  24. And they never claimed causation, did they? by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, that's ok then, because they never claimed causation. If you read even the summary, they don't say that bumper stickers cause accidents. In fact, the hypothesis is that a third factor ("territoriality") causes both.

    Basically that:

    1. being territorial makes you mark your car. Sorta like dogs piss on trees and hydrants. Except smell markings don't work well with humans, so we use visible cues instead.

    2. being territorial makes you act like the road is yours, or that everyone within X metres is in your personal space and should play by your rules. And when they don't, you might take it upon you to teach them a lesson or flex your muscles otherwise.

    So they don't even seem to contradict your assessment much.

    Look, I'll be the first to join in the "correlation != causation" chorus when it's warranted. But some people seen to have a knee jerk reaction to post it, even when nobody claimed causation in the first place.

    Or was balking at "researchers" the whole purpose of that exercise? ;)

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  25. its psychologically aggressive by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ever hear of the statement "wear your beliefs on your sleeve" or "wear your feelings on your sleeve"? example: you go to a party, and meet a stranger and ask how are they, and instead of a polite reply they tell you that their husband likes asian shemale pornography or their wife can't achieve orgasm except with her own hand

    that doesn't really bother me, nor do the bumper stickers. the point isn't about my aversion to someone else's personal info, the point is someone who aggressively puts their personal issues and beliefs out there for all too see. people can handle this sort of thing, this isn't about strangers being exposed to personal beliefs being somehow damaged or discomforted

    the issue are those who have the need to aggressively get their deeply personal beliefs and feelings out there in front of strangers. it belies large psychological blind spots. its healthy to not want random strangers to know deeply personal things about yourself. to invert that simple protection mechanism isn't about a surfeit of confidence, it is about a surfeit of lack of self-awareness

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  26. Re:what about the obvious ? by mgblst · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (though I do swear at cyclists a lot)

    I am guessing that you do this because you feel that you own the road, and don't agree to sharing it with cyclists. Ill admit that you see cyclists doing stupid things sometimes, but nowhere near as stupid as car drivers, and a cyclist isn't likely to ram into you adn kill you.

  27. Re:Nice by Inda · · Score: 3, Funny

    No we don't. How very dare you to even suggest such a thing. We comment because we can, not because we have sigs. If you don't like it, you can fuck off.

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  28. Same is true of internet rage by samael · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you're simultaneously in a private space (your home) and a public one (possibly the most public space ever).

  29. Re:what about the obvious ? by plague3106 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ya, the cop was right. The other guy shouldn't have passed in a no passing zone, no doubt about that. You're angry, no problem there. But there is a problem with jumping out of your car and screaming at someone. In other words, the other driver's actions don't excuse yours.

    I worry much more about someone that jumps out of a car than someone that cuts me off. The one that cuts me off will continue on his way; the one that jumps out may assalt me. He shouldn't have passed, but once he did perhaps you should have responded by slowing down to ensure the situtation didn't cause an accident. Based on your reaction though, I suspect you probably sped up, because of your holier than though attitude about the speed limit.

    The speed limit probably was too low, because almost all roads in the US have limits that are lower than they should be.

  30. Re:what about the obvious ? by corbettw · · Score: 4, Informative

    I hate to say it, but in this circumstance the correct thing to do was probably to hit the guy, if you can do it in a controlled manner. It's hard to tell if that would've been possible, from your description of the road, so it might not have been. But if you had hit him, he would've been 100% at fault for driving that way in the first place. And if you were driving any kind of modern car, you and your nephew would've walked away with nothing more than a few bumps and bruises.

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  31. Re:what about the obvious ? by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I swear at cyclists too - not because I don't want to share the road with them, but because they're so God damned stupid. They run stop signs, run red lights, don't even LOOK before doing so. They ride on the wrong side of the street and generally act like utter assholes.

    It's the cyclists who act as if they own the road, not the drivers. Oddly, it's only bicycles that act like this, motorcycle drivers are probably the most polite people out there.

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  32. Re:what about the obvious ? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yeah, and I don't know if I've ever seen a car driver who obeys all the traffic laws. Most commonly, it's speeding, failing to stop at a stop sign, or changing lanes without checking a blind spot. What's your point?

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  33. Re:what about the obvious ? by MrHanky · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unaware of the terms "hard science" and "soft science"; give me a break. I'm not 12. Also, the lack of a single universally agreed definition doesn't make anything a priori anything: you simply have to follow the ad-hoc definition I use, which in this case was clearly based on empirical fact. If it's unclear, you can always ask me to define my term, but the lack of a single universally agreed definition doesn't concern my statements at all. When throwing about logical terms, you should at least try to use them in a way that doesn't betray the fact that you don't know anything about logic.

    And no, he's not "perfectly valid" in any way, as he's totally unaware of how the actual scientific process works, and delimits "science" as something that wouldn't even include the work of Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein (or at least, they would be deemed highly "irresponsible"). His definition of science doesn't encompass half of the so-called "hard" sciences, and very little of importance.

    And "true facts"? Experimental methods and controlled experiments guarantee nothing in and of themselves. In fact, any controlled experiment begs a whole host of questions, beginning with: do you measure what you think you're measuring.

  34. Re:Yup! by AndersOSU · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's called reckless driving, and it's against the law. Basically, if you ever think, "you know if I do this it'll cause an accident and it won't be my fault," you're wrong.

    Will they be able to prove it? Maybe not, but that doesn't make it legal.

  35. Re:what about the obvious ? by ohmypolarbear · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you really are an "extremely safe" and experienced cyclist, as you say in another post, then you should know just how terrifying and unsafe it is to interact with drivers who act the way you say you do. If you were an "extremely safe" driver you would not be acting unpredictably and creating situations where someone could be seriously injured, or worse.

    You say you're not aggressive toward motorcycles, and give examples where they're moving faster than you. I think you'd find that most bicyclists were willing to similarly wave you past - if they weren't so threatened by your driving that they felt the need to take the whole lane as a precaution.

    As for running stop signs in traffic without looking (grandparent): that's very risky behavior, and chances are they'll get injured at some point as a result. But you don't need to help things along.

  36. Terrible Experimental Design by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you read the actual procedure, what they did was drive up to a red light in the turning lane and then when the light turned green just sat there and timed how long it took the person behind them to honk. They then just attributed any difference in time to the driver being more aggresive and hence more prone to road rage. I find it hard to categorize honking at someone while stopped at a light as 'agressive driving', particularly when compared to someone who thinks they're entitled to deliberately block traffic for an experiment. Perhaps someone should study the 'territorialty mindset' of the scientists in the study.

  37. Personalised number plates - idiot tax by dbIII · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In Australia if you pay a LOT more than the usual road registration you get to put just about whatever you like on the plate. I find it bizzare that people with their names clearly marked on the back of the car do stupid things that will cost them a lot in fines if they get caught, but I suppose it's part of the territorial thing. It's a good rule of thumb here to give people in european cars with personalised plates a bit of extra space so their stupidity doesn't get you as well.