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Road Rage Linked To Automobile Bumper Stickers

Ponca City, We Love You sends news of a study by Colorado State University psychologist William Szlemko that recorded whether people had added seat covers, bumper stickers, special paint jobs, stereos, or plastic dashboard toys to their cars. Szlemko found a link between road rage and the number of personalized items on or in people's vehicles. "The number of territory markers predicted road rage better than vehicle value, condition, or any of the things that we normally associate with aggressive driving,' says Szlemko. What's more, only the number of bumper stickers, and not their content, predicted road rage... Szlemko suggests that this territoriality may encourage road rage because drivers are simultaneously in a private space (their car) and a public one (the road). 'We think they are forgetting that the public road is not theirs, and are exhibiting territorial behavior that normally would only be acceptable in personal space,' the researcher says.

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  1. in other news by siddesu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    tasteless people behave in tasteless manner. still no cure for cancer though.

    1. Re:in other news by RockModeNick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Two things. With the cancer at least, the point being made is that it tends to occur late in life, and therefor, yes, natural selection is an ineffective method for for removing the predisposition, since reproductive opportunities have already presented themselves. More to the point, a "cure" is generally understood to mean something that removes an affliction from an individual, and thus natural selection, which acts on genetic trends in a population, can't ever be the cure for anything.

    2. Re:in other news by ubrgeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A) Who said we were talking about curing the patient?

      Actually, I thought we were talking about road rage and got off on this tangent.

      And I kind of assumed road rage was caused by assholes and had nothing to do with spinning wheel covers (or whatever they're called), etc. Granted the two seem to go together, but I'm not sure it's cause-and-effect.

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    3. Re:in other news by chooks · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think I saw that phrase on a bumper sticker....

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    4. Re:in other news by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Informative
      "And I kind of assumed road rage was caused by assholes and had nothing to do with spinning wheel covers (or whatever they're called), etc. Granted the two seem to go together, but I'm not sure it's cause-and-effect."

      I assumed it was cause most often, by idiots going too slow in the left lane...the passing lane.

      I've never understood that mentality really, heck, while I drive pretty fast, if I see someone wanting to pass me...more power to them!! I happily pull to the right (if in the left lane) and let them pass. It only means they will run across the speed trap cops before I do. I love to have someone run 'blocker' for me...

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    5. Re:in other news by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "An animal kills defective offspring to save resources. That is something we couldn't rationalize in human(e) society. "

      Actually, I'm surprised how many people go ahead and have disfigured and crippled children even after pre-natal testing shows the fetuses aren't normal.

      I don't have any kids (that I know of), but, I've long thought that if I found out an embryo of mine was something like down's syndrome,horribly retarded or missing limbs, etc....I'd opt for aborting the pregnancy, and trying again later.

      I mean, many people have no compunction about terminating a pregnancy due to convenience (too young, not ready for a kid, etc)...it would seem to be even easier to make the decision on terminating a potentially very damaged child, which would drain all the parents' time, and monetary resources.

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    6. Re:in other news by Ihlosi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Or you could stop being an asshat and let people pass you.

      The problem, at least in the US, is that there are enough people who will still tailgate you in the right lane if the left lane is empty. And when you slow down, they'll get mad. What are you going to do then, pull over into the emergency lane ?

    7. Re:in other news by Broken+scope · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stupid people are attracted to stupid things.

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    8. Re:in other news by Talderas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's two problems with that. Speeding while passing is still illegal. If the person in the left lane is going the speed limit and passing people, road rage is a useless gesture. The second problem lies when the people that would be speeding try to encourage the person who is passing, yet not speeding, to either speed up or move over by tailgating.

      Here's some anecdotal evidence from my life yesterday. I'm traveling home along the Interstate at 5pm. The speed limit is 65. The traffic is pretty thick, but most of it is doing 60 in the right lane and 65 in the center lane, while I'm cruising at about 70. So I'm passing the 65 traffic in the left lane, when some POS blue car comes up behind me and starts tailgating. Because of the traffic, there's no safe place for me to pull over (the people here generally travel about 1 second behind each other which is not safe to merge into). Anyway, this POS is tailgating me so close that I can't even see his headlights, which is a huge safety issue, since that also means I can't see his turn signal (not that he would probably use it, but it's the principle, and I couldn't know for sure). So I tap my brakes to get him to back off, he doesn't. By the time I reach a gap to my right where I could merge over, the guy whips around me into the middle lane, preventing me from merging over to let him and possibly other traffic pass me.

      I saw him merge in front of a semi before some construction and hoped he had been rear ended by the truck, alas it did not happen.

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    9. Re:in other news by vk2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not a bad idea. I was once driving 60 in 65 mph limit and on the right most lane, everyone was happy cruising on the other lanes except for one dude who was hell bent on me driving faster; when he brandished his gun it was enough motivation for me to take the next exit.

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    10. Re:in other news by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "There's two problems with that. Speeding while passing is still illegal. If the person in the left lane is going the speed limit and passing people, road rage is a useless gesture. The second problem lies when the people that would be speeding try to encourage the person who is passing, yet not speeding, to either speed up or move over by tailgating.

      Here's some anecdotal evidence from my life yesterday. "

      Well, for the most part...I say it is generally safer to go the speed of surrounding traffic...and down here...65mph on a highway would get you killed...generally you'll get passed pretty quick if you are going 75 even.

      But, that's another story. Of course there are always special situations, but, the part I was griping about was where a person could either speed up or slow down in order to merge right to let the line of 5-15 cars behind him pass. You can get some road rage when some asshole is driving side by side the person in the right lane holding traffic back. Bottom line, if you're in the left lane,a nd people are wanting to pass you, best thing to do is try as soon as a safe opening happens....merge right and let people by.

      And frankly....speeding up 5-10mph for a few seconds to be able to get over to the rt. lane isnt' going to hurt you. If you weren't wanting to pass the traffic in the right lane, you should have stayed in the right hand lane and not be blocking traffic on the left that is wanting to go faster.

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    11. Re:in other news by pthor1231 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I figure, if you brake suddenly, for no good reason, and I hit you, well, that's what insurance is for. And next time maybe you'll just get out of the way.

      Heaven forbid they saw something you didn't while you were doing your asinine maneuvers? It's a good thing that both police and insurance would put you at fault. Maybe one day after you go to jail for involuntary manslaughter you will realize you are just being a giant douche.

    12. Re:in other news by sm62704 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm going to get a bumper sticker that says "get the fuck out of my way, asshole!"

      Seriously, though, I have no bumper stickers, seat covers, personalized anything on my car. However, I'm prone to curse at idiots in traffic (they can't hear me, of course) especially when they threaten my life.

      Tami always bitches about my "road rage" even though it has no effect except to let me let off steam. Is this road rage, or do you have to do something like zoom around someone and cut them off, flip them the bird, or otherwise let them know that they have annoyed you for it to be road rage?

      I think Tami doesn't know the difference between rage and annoyance.

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    13. Re:in other news by trolltalk.com · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Otherwise, there would be only one specie in the world and that one would be a superkiller "Alien"-like creature,

      There *IS* one uber-predator. Look in the mirror.

    14. Re:in other news by Talderas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As you said, safely merge over. The assholes in my city give about a 1 and a half cars length between each other on the road. They travel behind at about 1 to 1.5 seconds. That is NOT safe to merge over, in any stretch of the mind. The other thing is, the flow of traffic is about 70-73mph, because that's just below the point where cops will pull you over.

      Speeding up doesn't help with tailgaters either, because they're always traveling at least 15-20 mph over when the surround traffic as a whole is doing about 5-8 over. They will tailgate you until you're going fast enough for them, so speeding up isn't a smart option. With tailgaters I tap my breaks, I do this three times, and if they don't back off to a comfortable distance I slow down. I don't give in to bullies of any kind, drivers or the in your face kind.

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    15. Re:in other news by drsmithy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Who said we were talking about curing the patient? Or what was good for the individual? The species' survival is more important than the survival of any single individual.

      Why ?

    16. Re:in other news by The+Redster! · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's great that you have the sense to try to get out of the way, BUT...

      So I tap my brakes to get him to back off, he doesn't. Don't ever do this. Every driving/safety article/video I've ever seen has advised against it, and I don't find it very effective in practice either. When you're dealing with someone who's got any combination of commute frustration, ego, poor understanding of physics, and poor understanding of traffic logistics, there's really nothing you can do with your hands or vehicle to communicate danger to them.
    17. Re:in other news by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It depends on which lane you were in. Were you in the far right lane? Or were you in another lane?

      Slower traffic should keep right. if you are doing 50 on an interstate, you are slower traffic (slowest traffic.) I can understand wanting to go slow, but if there's one thing I hate it's some "hall monitor" who decides that since the speed limit is 60mph, he has the right to do 50 in the far left lane (because, as he reasons, 60 is the *limit* ). I usually run into this guy in the passing lane when I am late for something and need to do 70. Of course, I wouldn't tailgate him, I'd just go around and sneer at him.

      Please tell me you aren't *that* guy.

      I'll make one exception: those semi trucks that do like 80mph. They need the stinking hall monitors to band together and stop them. The police sure aren't.

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    18. Re:in other news by Wordsmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The ones who are in the left lane at one mile below the limit are doing nearly the maximum the law allows anywhere on that roadway. You're the asshole who's deciding what rules apply to you and knowingly risking people's lives to try to make some sort of misguided point. Get off the road, please.

    19. Re:in other news by notdotcom.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

      First, there is an enormous difference between Down Syndrome (Trisomy 21), and "horribly retarded". Down Syndrome is actually considered one of the more benign mutations (three copies of chromosome 21, instead of two) and IS "compatible with life". (The vast majority of severe genetic mutations are not compatible with life, and spontaneously abort) Many (Down Syndrome) patients are able to lead long, healthy, and productive lives.

      I do not know anyone with Down Syndrome, I don't have it, and I don't research it, but unlike the vast majority of genetic defects, Down Syndrome is most certainly one of the more benign, and while the affected person is likely not going to MIT, it is quite possible that he or she can hold a job, live on their own (or with a spouse, or in a group home), and have a productive and happy life.

      I would consider "horribly retarded" to be a person who is unable to feed themselves (ever), incontinent, unable to walk, aphasic, and essentially being unaware of the world around him/her. This type of patient would 'potentially' require 24/7 assistance for the rest of his/her life, never have a chance for a 'normal' social interaction, or even have a vocabulary at all.

      Missing limbs... Ummmm, if fetus missing a limb is enough reason for you to abort a pregnancy, I would encourage you to think about it a little more. A missing limb is about the most benign problem you've written about so far.

      Stephen Hawking can travel the world, do extremely complex calculations, perform countless hours of research and author several books - effectively contributing to and changing the world's viewpoints on things like black holes, hawking radiation, and general relativity. He suffers from ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease for those in the US). He cannot speak, he cannot walk, point, write, or even nod his head. However, he is a genius and has altered the way many people think about our own universe.

      Around the time of his graduate work, he was not expected to live long enough to finish his thesis (2-ish years from that point, I belive he was in his late 20's), however he is currently 66 years old.

      If genetic testing enabled you to abort a fetus because they were highly suspected of developing ALS later in life, would that be reason enough?

      How about someone like Jim Abbott? He played professional baseball in the Major Leagues and was born WITHOUT A RIGHT HAND.

      Can you lump together "Down Syndrome", "Horribly retarded" and "Missing Limbs" into the same category and state that you would be tempted to abort if ANY of the conditions in the set were met?

      I mean, I can understand your idea, but this is why there is currently so much ethical scrutiny in the field of genetics, stem cell research, and abortion. Being able to pick and chose who, what, and (exactly) when to give birth to, although convenient, is not the way that nature usually works.

      It's essentially impossible for me to think of what I would do in a situation where I was faced with a choice like "terminate or go to term" with an unhealthy child, but I'd like to think that I'd make the right decision (whatever that may be).

      Disclaimer: I have ZERO religious belief, I am not against abortion, I might very well choose to abort a fetus who is not capable of living without assistance for his/her entire life. ...and my father is a Ph.D. w/board certification in human genetics, with training from Yale, etc... He has worked both sides of the fence (more affluent and less religious areas often tend to abort, while poorer and more catholic/religious areas tend to keep 'whatever god wants them to have' upon analysis of an fetus's genotype. FYI).

      YMMV.

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    20. Re:in other news by PachmanP · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hawking was fine until ~college, so unless we're allowing post 4th trimester abortions he would still be here...

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    21. Re:in other news by omgwtfroflbbqwasd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is this a troll? Self-righteous prick? You be the judge.

      If you're not passing someone (and you're not, if you're going 64) then don't drive in the leftmost lane. Period.

    22. Re:in other news by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think action is the defining characteristic of road rage. No action, no harm, no foul. FTA, the point is that you recognize that the inside of your car is your space, but that the road is shared space. Road Ragers don't acknowledge that second point.

      I have no bumper stickers. After having been on the receiving end of three road rage attacks/incidents, involving people following me and physically threatening violence, I now carry a .40 S&W. For any of you that think it's OK to confront someone who doesn't drive in a manner convenient for you, consider that.

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    23. Re:in other news by ralewi1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I'm surprised how many people go ahead and have disfigured and crippled children even after pre-natal testing shows the fetuses aren't normal.

      As the father of a child who wouldn't survive having you as a parent, I would ask that you volunteer to assist Special Olympics and get to know the kids, their personalities, their likes and dislikes... then create a list of who you would kill first, as emperor of your perfect little world.

    24. Re:in other news by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You don't understand natural selection or evolution. We are changing the fitness criteria. There is not objective 'better' or 'worse' genes. Just what works and what doesn't.

      Suddenly, it is not a big deal to have hemophilia or cancer prone genes. Most often, when you see a dangerous gene in fairly large numbers in a population, it also conveys a benefit. For instance, the genes linked to sickle cell anemia also provide resistance to malaria.

      So you can shut up about natural selection. You have unnatural ideas about it, based on wrong headed 'genetic superiority' arguments. You have no idea what good effects those negative genes might also be providing, but you'd gladly do away with them rather than do away with the conditions that make them a liability.

      Do you like playing god because you feel inherently superior?

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    25. Re:in other news by LordSnooty · · Score: 2, Funny

      Er... bumper stickers?!? SCROLL SCROLL

    26. Re:in other news by Talderas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Driving an individual with a non life-threatening injury to a hospital doesn't strike me as a reason to be driving recklessly, especially if no first aid had been applied to the broken arm prior to the driving. Vehicles are not stable platforms, and reckless driving only exacerbate the stability issue. The only reason I can think of for an individual to be speeding is a woman in labor. It's not necessarily prudent to call an ambulance to take them, though some people do. If it's a life threatening injury, then you should call an ambulance so that first aid is given and care is given during the trip.

      Further, speed limits still are speed limits. Exceeding them is your choice, but don't pull BS stunts to try to make other people surpass the speed limit. If someone is passing cars and he's doing the speed limit, grit your teeth and suck it up till he has the chance to get over safely. The reckless drivers create idiotic amounts of uncertainty for the safe drivers that are aware of their surroundings.

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    27. Re:in other news by jahudabudy · · Score: 4, Funny

      then create a list of who you would kill first, as emperor of your perfect little world.

      Special Olympics kids would be way down on my list. First, I'd kill that sorry bitch that cut me off in traffic this morning, then that asshole that flipped me off b/c I merged into his lane right in front of him, then that sorry sack that was going 2 mph under the speed limit in the middle lane...

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    28. Re:in other news by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Informative

      except for one dude who was hell bent on me driving faster; when he brandished his gun it was enough motivation for me to take the next exit. But not enough motivation for you to call the police?
      WTF?
      Why would you let someone get away with menacing you?

      Call the police
      Tell them the mile marker + color/make/model/license plate number and that he flashed a gun at you.
      He will get pulled over, his car will get searched, and you won't be involved.

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    29. Re:in other news by evilandi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm going to get a bumper sticker that says "get the fuck out of my way, asshole!" Why? Do you spend a lot of your time driving in reverse gear?

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    30. Re:in other news by fropenn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why stop there?
      What about children that have a high risk of heart disease, or Alzheimer's, or cancer, or obesity, or homosexuality, or baldness...?
      Aren't we all "damaged goods" in some way?

    31. Re:in other news by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't think you know much about firearms. There are reasons cops and soldiers don't carry revolvers any more. Semi autos have been conclusively shown to be more reliable, and the additional firepower is nice. BTW, it's a Taurus.

      I started carrying after a lunatic in a semi chased me through downtown Seattle. He was following people on the freeway 4 feet behind their rear bumper, leaning on the jake brake (illegal in Seattle) to get them to move. I didn't move, and he chased me for 5 miles, running streetlights through downtown. I was surprised to find that an Explorer can not outrun an unloaded semi. I ultimately had to jump a median to escape. The police were no help, nor was his employer, as I got the name of the company who owned the truck.

      I had another fellow chase me after I elected to not let him join the exiting line of cars in front of me. He followed me for a couple of miles, trying to force me off the road to fight. He elected to cease when he saw my little friend. No shots fired, and the look on his face was priceless.

      I don't expect to have to use it, but I prefer to have it. I am a polite and courteous driver, but I don't feel the need to yield to assholes. You can merge behind me, I was here first. The assholes would do well to think that little old psychos like me exist. If you ram me, I'll sue you, and if you assault me, you'll pay. I'm 60+ years old with grey hair, and the courts generally look kindly towards geezers that have had to defend themselves against thugs.

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    32. Re:in other news by phulegart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You really need to rethink this whole topic.

      Action is not the defining characteristic of road rage. Action is the end result regarding road rage. Long before Johnny decides he's had enough and he's gonna take what he deems to be appropriate action for his emotional state on the road, he's been yelling, swerving, swearing, and in general expressing his displeasure at not getting his way on the road. People experience and express road rage long before they ever take any "action".

      Of course, "action" can be defined as many different things. Is waving a gun at you through my driver's side window considered to be an action? I'm not leaving my personal space, I'm not driving erratically, I'm not swearing or cursing you out, and I'm not tailgating you. I'm just pissed that you passed me on the right and swerved in front of me. So I decide to remind you that this kind of activity might get you shot if it continues, by waving my gun at you. Is what I have done road rage? You bet. I can even get arrested for it.

      If you have been on the receiving end of three road rage attacks/incidents... you need to reexamine how you drive. I always drive the speed limit, and although I'm usually the only one on the road doing so, I've never in my 39 years (23 on the road) been on the receiving end of a road rage attack. Sure, people might have gotten angry at me driving 55 or 65 or 35, etc... but nobody honked or yelled or shook a fist. You are apparently driving in a manner that not only pisses people off, but is annoying enough to prompt people into taking action against you. But just be aware. If three people ACTUALLY took action against you, how many more WANTED to take action against you?

      Road "ragers" say it is the fault of the morons on the road who can't drive properly. Victims of road rage blame it on the person expressing the rage. Neither party realizes that they are both at fault and both need fix their attitudes and actions while on the road. The rest of us are tired of the nonsense.

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    33. Re:in other news by jholder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More rage and bluster. If you drive like you type, you are in need of counseling.

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    34. Re:in other news by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, let me ask what you think reasonable behavior is:

      1) You're driving along I-90, in rush hour traffic, and a semi truck is coming behind you. He is using his exhaust brake and air horn to intimidate drivers into moving out of the middle lane to let him pass. After all the intervening drivers move aside, he ends up behind you, is driving 4 feet (or less) behind your bumper, and again leaning on his exhaust brake and air horn.

      2) You're in a exit line which is stop and go, and is about 10 minutes long, right at the exit point, and a pickup tries to force it's way into the front of the line. When you don't move, the driver flips you off and starts screaming at you.

      3) you drive up to the gas station, and pull to the logical pump, which happens to be the desired location of a young man who has circled the lot, out of your view, aiming for the same pump. You arrive leisurely, but first. The young man starts swearing.

      I'm pretty sure that my only failing is refusal to cower. I didn't see that requirement when I read the driver's manual, but it was a long time ago.

      I'm sure you are correct in that I have angered others who assume that they are more important than the other drivers around them. But I go to a lot of effort to assure that it isn't because -I'm- being rude. The assholes can go fuck themselves. I wish others would quit being sheep, so that the assholes would learn that their behavior, not that of polite citizens, that is what is out of line.

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    35. Re:in other news by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yet after the first incident you didn't think wow, maybe if I had moved over then there wouldn't have been a high speed chase through downtown Seattle?
      I am a polite and courteous driver, but I don't feel the need to yield to assholes.
      Newsflash you aren't, if you were you probably wouldn't have been chased down twice. I'm 60+ years old with grey hair,
      Too bad age!= wisdom. HTH.

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    36. Re:in other news by dorito234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're obviously never had kids. Do you have any idea how often the triple-screen (or now quad-screen) is wrong? I've personally known 3 different families who had learned during the pregnancy that their child supposedly had some deformality or defect, only to learn these predictions were false once the baby was born. Science isn't 100%, as much as some people here would like to believe.

    37. Re:in other news by debatem1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You seem to have a lot of road rage incidents. My thinking, as a guy with a "This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson" bumper sticker, is that maybe you're doing it wrong.

      Also, you wouldn't happen to be carrying the Taurus PT-92 in .40, would you?

    38. Re:in other news by JrOldPhart · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Brandishing is illegal in Oklahoma and i would guess anywhere for the simple reason that is is insanely dangerous.
      If you pull a gun only as a deterrent, not meaning to use it, if your your opponent is armed he is going to shoot you, in self defense. And he will not have the delays in his pulling of the trigger.

      The first thing they teach in the concealed carry class is; "Do not pull your gun unless you intend to kill someone". This is actually one of the scenarios that ALL CC classes discuss. You can tell an angry assailant that you will have to defend yourself if he persists but if he sees the gun, you should be squeezing the trigger to make it the last thing he ever sees. Then you will need an average of $50,000.00 to defend yourself in the legal aftermath.

      Do yourself a favor, put the gun in the house, or sell it. Learn to let the other guys bad driving not affect you so much. Maybe he feels he has an emergency, let him go. Let him catch the cop.

      Your idea of gun use scares the hell out of me, and I am a Lifetime NRA member.

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    39. Re:in other news by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      All the laws are very explicit about that the right of way belongs to the one in the front, and that everyone else behind ***MUST*** wait.

      Maybe in the land of swine, that is true. In California (you know, the most populous state with the most cars... not that either is a badge of honor really) the slowpoke most certainly does have a legal obligation to let you ahead of him. It's in the California Vehicle Code in the 20,000s someplace. Five people behind you? You are legally obligated to pull the fuck over at the earliest safe opportunity. I HAVE seen someone pulled over for this, dunno if they actually got written.

      Also, it's specifically illegal to drive in the passing lane on the freeway when not passing if there is someone behind you. It doesn't matter if you're going five under the limit, or fifty over; the law does not specify such a thing. You must get the fuck out of the way.

      Also, by any fucking civilized standard, they have an obligation to treat you as they would have you treat them.

      I am pretty much always the fastest thing going around where I live. (Not a record-setter or anything, I like to stay in my lane... But when I've been driving alone (e.g. not with my girlfriend who dislikes "spirited" driving) I've only had to pull over for one person in the last three years or so, and he wasn't staying in the lane. Stupid fucker. I'm all too happy to let those people go because I don't want them driving up my asshole.

      Put simply, if you are holding people up when it is safe to pull over and let them pass, you are the asshole. Even if you were right about the law (which you might be in whatever sheepfucking state you live in) not being considerate enough to let people pass is rude.

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    40. Re:in other news by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Long before Johnny decides he's had enough and he's gonna take what he deems to be appropriate action for his emotional state on the road, he's been yelling, swerving, swearing, and in general expressing his displeasure at not getting his way on the road.

      Yelling (if the other driver can hear you) and swerving are actions. That's road rage. You can be cited for driving in an unsafe manner. If you mark the road or even make any substantial tire noise you can be considered to have lost control of the vehicle in court. No shit.

      Other than that, though... you're spot on

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    41. Re:in other news by tompaulco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Horn broken, watch for finger
      Reading this pisses me off. Giving someone the finger means you're pissed at them. Using your horn does not mean you are pissed at them. The horn is for getting someone's attention when they don't see you or don't notice the light changed. It is not to be used to indicate that someone just did something to make you angry, to express lust for a cute girl on the sidewalk, or to try to get your carpool partner out of his house at 4 AM.

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    42. Re:in other news by phulegart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Reasonable behavior...

      To respond to the examples....
      #1 - let him lean on his air horn and exhaust brakes all he wants. I won't be traveling slowly in the left lane, so he is free to venture over to the left lane to pass me whenever he can. I'm not going to speed up just to satisfy his dementia, although if he tailgated me for far too tong (say, if he could have freely passed me anytime) I might actually slow down to encourage him into passing me. I've already made sure that if I'm on the road I'm not late or in a hurry. Considering his actions, I might even get on the cell phone and notify the nearest State Trooper barracks of this jerk's actions, so they can be aware of the potential accident rolling down the road on 18 wheels. But no yelling on my part is going to change the situation. No gestures I make out of my window is going to make any kind of a good difference in any way.

      #2 - I've been in many of those kind of lines that you describe... like when three lanes is reduced to one for construction (just to name one instance). In cases like that I always let people in front of me. Sometimes I let two people in front of me. If someone sees me letting in the car in front of them, but I don't let THEM in... oh well. I'm sorry if they get upset, but I did my good deed, and they can see that. There has been the occasion though, where a person DID get upset that I did not let them in in addition to the person I let cut in front of me. One time, I recall the person laid into the horn and because windows were open, I could hear him yell. So, I stopped, put the van in park (there in the lane in traffic), got out of the vehicle, and did an elaborate bow while shouting at the top of my lungs "My Apologies, Your Honor." topping it off with an embellished wave. He passed me fuming, while the car behind him stopped along side me, the lady behind the wheel smiling and clapping... and held up HER lane of traffic so I could get back in the van and continue.

      #3 - I've seen this situation in parking lots as well, where someone who was waiting for a parking space gets shoved out of the way at the last second by an asshole. In the past, when confronted by this type of situation, I have simply sought out another parking space. No swearing or yelling on my part is going to make the guy get back in his car and vacate the spot. In the case of the gas station hypothetical that you brought up, I can only reply from the reality of my past. Twice before at gas stations I arrived at a pump seconds before someone else. Both times, I vacated the pump because the drivers DID seem very upset/annoyed/frustrated. If this moment in time is so important to the that they have to get that upset, then I (a total stranger) am going to perform a random act of kindness to try to help their situation, regardless of my personal issues at the time.

      Your failing is not that you refuse to cower. Your failing is that you see confrontation where there is none. Another failing is that you feel you have to meet force with equal force. Yet another failing is that those who do not play the wolf because circumstance forces it on them, are all seen as sheep in your eyes.

      Driving defensively never means going on the offensive, for any reason. When you do, you become a threat on the roads, regardless of your personal justification. All it takes are two drivers to tell themselves that THIS time "I'm not gonna back down" and you have an accident (usually with innocent bystanders).

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  2. what about the obvious ? by dickbot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The number of territory markers predicted road rage better than vehicle value, condition, or any of the things that we normally associate with aggressive driving,"

    Measuring the degree of car territorialisation to predict road rage? Seems like a damn roundabout way of doing it, you might as well measure your car velocity by looking at the apparent motion of the stars.

    I suspect analyzing drivers' I.Q would make a simpler, better job at predicting stupid road behaviour.

    1. Re:what about the obvious ? by RustinHWright · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bubelah, part of the point of the article is that this was a correlation they weren't expecting to find. That's what science is. You collect data based on a rough idea of where you should look and only when you've looked at the data do you start finalizing your conclusions on what you're looking at.

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    2. Re:what about the obvious ? by dintech · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's right. The phrase 'linked to' in the title is a dead giveaway. Otherwise the submitter would have used 'caused by'.

    3. Re:what about the obvious ? by sumdumass · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Perhaps they need to define the data better then. does bumpersticker already on the car or placed on it by someone else count or is it just bumper stickers that the person who is driving it placed on the car?

      I also have a severe problem with the definition of road rage too. A while back, I had my 4 year old nephew in the car and some jack ass thought that the speed limit (45, on a 2 lane residential area) was too slow and passed me on the double yellow line going around a curve. At the time I noticed him over taking me another car was coming around the corner and he shot back into my lane forcing me to slam on the brakes and run onto the shoulder in order to avoid an accident. Well, that cause me to fish tail a little but the car remained under control and no accident occurred.

      Up the road, was an intersection with a 4 way stop. I jumped out of the car and proceeded to ask him what the hell was going on and we started arguing when I told him how to drive and where to pull he head from. A cop was sitting at the cross intersection and turn on his lights and all. He was saying I was having a problem with road rage when he was radioing in for backup. About that time, a car came up behind us and the driver walked up to talk to the cop. I was handcuffed and told to stand by my car. The car going to other direction thought I actually had an accident and turned around for fear of being hit with a leaving the scene of an accident. When he saw us talking to the cop, he gave them his side of events and the cop had me write a statement then let me go. I assume they cited the other guy. But I was going to be hit with some road rage charge for telling a person who almost killed me (and my nephew) to watch what the hell they were doing. Had that third car not turned around, I would have been screwed and another meaningless state for this meaningless result in this study.

      I'm confident that the parent was correct in his assessment of the usefulness of this study and results. Not necessarily because they did something wrong, but with the inherent flaws in the data collection itself. To me, road rage is aggressive driving but evidently, it can be a number of things depending on who writes it up and so on. And the question of some kids putting bumper stickers on a car verses the current owner willfully doing it is skewing things a bit too.

    4. Re:what about the obvious ? by aproposofwhat · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Well, the secret is to learn defensive driving - if someone is overtaking you in a dangerous spot, you lift off and slow down in anticipation of the accident / intemperate manoeuvre from the idiot overtaker.

      It works for me - I never, ever have road rage (though I do swear at cyclists a lot).

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    5. Re:what about the obvious ? by MrHanky · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bullshit. You obviously have all your "science" education from high school or some engineering college. Only certain fields in physics and chemistry rely on controlled experiments or even have the possibility to do them.

      These researchers found a correlation, and made a further testable (falsifiable) hypothesis based on it. That's science. Only idiots who tag stories like this with correlationisnotcausation think science is causation studies. It's not.

    6. Re:what about the obvious ? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the secret is to run the muthafscka off the fsckin road! If you do that, you'll never have a problem with road rage, because you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that that asshole got exactly what the fsck he deserved! Ha!

    7. Re:what about the obvious ? by sumdumass · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, if someone is over taking you, your supposed to maintain your speed and not alter your driving so the person making the affirmative move can gage a course of action. By slowing down, you could be closing their escape route if something is coming and putting yourself at a greater risk of an accident.

      In Ohio, it is actually part of the law that the vehicle being overtaken is to maintain a constant speed (PDF warning, see the page marked as 36 if you had the book, it should be somewhere on page 42 according to the PDF). It is possible for you to be cited if you don't as well as become partially at fault if an accident occurs. Missouri and TX have the same laws. or at least they did when I was there.

      But this is all pointless in this particular situation because the guy was behind me, then I saw his hood out of me left eye, he seemed to be going about 15 mph faster then me, and he came into my lane at that time. If I hadn't reacted, we should have hit somewhere with his front door at my my front tire. I moved over and saw him continuing into my lane and passing then I saw the other car and hit the brakes. By the time he was clear of me enough that I could come back into my lane, the oncoming car had already passed. It all happened faster then it would take you to read this, literally a matter of seconds. I'm serious, it was so close that a half second off for either of us could have resulted in either him hitting me or the oncoming car. It was that close.

    8. Re:what about the obvious ? by supercrisp · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I understand your situation, and I'd be angry too. But what you did is pretty much the definition of road rage. Better to take the plate number, the car's description, and then call the cops. It's their job, not yours. And keep in mind: you could end up leaving your kids without a father, as plenty of people are happy to kill you for chewing them out.

    9. Re:what about the obvious ? by mgblst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      (though I do swear at cyclists a lot)

      I am guessing that you do this because you feel that you own the road, and don't agree to sharing it with cyclists. Ill admit that you see cyclists doing stupid things sometimes, but nowhere near as stupid as car drivers, and a cyclist isn't likely to ram into you adn kill you.

    10. Re:what about the obvious ? by plague3106 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ya, the cop was right. The other guy shouldn't have passed in a no passing zone, no doubt about that. You're angry, no problem there. But there is a problem with jumping out of your car and screaming at someone. In other words, the other driver's actions don't excuse yours.

      I worry much more about someone that jumps out of a car than someone that cuts me off. The one that cuts me off will continue on his way; the one that jumps out may assalt me. He shouldn't have passed, but once he did perhaps you should have responded by slowing down to ensure the situtation didn't cause an accident. Based on your reaction though, I suspect you probably sped up, because of your holier than though attitude about the speed limit.

      The speed limit probably was too low, because almost all roads in the US have limits that are lower than they should be.

    11. Re:what about the obvious ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You seem unaware of the terms "hard science" and "soft science", which were invented to disambiguate the two forms of science.

      "Science" is a word without a single universally-agreed definition so your rant is a priori irrelevant.

      The OP is perfectly valid in rejecting the soft sciences if his understanding of "science" is an attempt to empirically discover true facts about the universe, rather than an attempt to create random falsifiable hypotheses based on zero-sigma results and see which ones stick after 200 years.

    12. Re:what about the obvious ? by corbettw · · Score: 4, Informative

      I hate to say it, but in this circumstance the correct thing to do was probably to hit the guy, if you can do it in a controlled manner. It's hard to tell if that would've been possible, from your description of the road, so it might not have been. But if you had hit him, he would've been 100% at fault for driving that way in the first place. And if you were driving any kind of modern car, you and your nephew would've walked away with nothing more than a few bumps and bruises.

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    13. Re:what about the obvious ? by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I swear at cyclists too - not because I don't want to share the road with them, but because they're so God damned stupid. They run stop signs, run red lights, don't even LOOK before doing so. They ride on the wrong side of the street and generally act like utter assholes.

      It's the cyclists who act as if they own the road, not the drivers. Oddly, it's only bicycles that act like this, motorcycle drivers are probably the most polite people out there.

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    14. Re:what about the obvious ? by Kohath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Measuring the degree of car territorialisation to predict road rage? Seems like a damn roundabout way of doing it... That wasn't what they were doing. Are you sure you read the article?

      I suspect analyzing drivers' I.Q would make a simpler, better job at predicting stupid road behaviour. Why should anyone care what you "suspect"? Unlike you, these guys actually did a study and found something that actually predicts road rage (or at least correlates with it).

      In other words: "Nevermind the facts! MY opinion is ..."

      Nuts to that.
    15. Re:what about the obvious ? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, and I don't know if I've ever seen a car driver who obeys all the traffic laws. Most commonly, it's speeding, failing to stop at a stop sign, or changing lanes without checking a blind spot. What's your point?

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    16. Re:what about the obvious ? by Ngarrang · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suspect analyzing drivers' I.Q would make a simpler, better job at predicting stupid road behaviour. I know some very high IQ people who are stupid drivers. I believe it comes down to how much you care about other people. If you value other's lives, you will act in a way that respects other people...like using your turn signal to warn people behind you that you are about to change lanes...or not stealing someone's safety buffer that your car just happens to fit. Simply put, if you wouldn't want someone doing it to you, then why the heck are you doing it to them?
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    17. Re:what about the obvious ? by Sinister+Stairs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Corbett's correct: Sadly, it's better to just hit the other car [in the given situation] than to risk losing control trying to avoid contact. I was in a similar situation, and both the cop and insurance adjuster wistfully informed me that.

    18. Re:what about the obvious ? by MrHanky · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unaware of the terms "hard science" and "soft science"; give me a break. I'm not 12. Also, the lack of a single universally agreed definition doesn't make anything a priori anything: you simply have to follow the ad-hoc definition I use, which in this case was clearly based on empirical fact. If it's unclear, you can always ask me to define my term, but the lack of a single universally agreed definition doesn't concern my statements at all. When throwing about logical terms, you should at least try to use them in a way that doesn't betray the fact that you don't know anything about logic.

      And no, he's not "perfectly valid" in any way, as he's totally unaware of how the actual scientific process works, and delimits "science" as something that wouldn't even include the work of Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein (or at least, they would be deemed highly "irresponsible"). His definition of science doesn't encompass half of the so-called "hard" sciences, and very little of importance.

      And "true facts"? Experimental methods and controlled experiments guarantee nothing in and of themselves. In fact, any controlled experiment begs a whole host of questions, beginning with: do you measure what you think you're measuring.

    19. Re:what about the obvious ? by justthinkit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean let him hit you. He was the one driving on the wrong side of the road. To get back into the right lane he would have had to hit sumdumass's car. Not fun but probably the safest option for sumdum and his nephew. And afterward there would be dent marks on the driver's side of sumdum's car to show the police and insurance adjusters.

      On a related note, I was once riding at about 30 to 35mph down a VERY steep hill. Single lane each way, with a gravel shoulder and a 4" to 6" drop-off from road to gravel. A car passed me (going about 40mph) and then proceeded to slam on its brakes and turn left right in front of me. It was a T intersection with no road area to the right for me to use. No chance I could get by on the paved road surface so I went onto the gravel at speed. Terrifying. Miraculously I didn't wipe out -- mountain bike + 40 years of bike riding experience + luck = live to ride another day. So, would this entitle one to some, er, rage? Personally I was just incredibly grateful to not be on the way to the hospital.

      The point is that there are times when someone else endangers our life/lives, and it can make us a bit testy, even if they are sporting a "Have a nice day!" bumper sticker.

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    20. Re:what about the obvious ? by REggert · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm inclined to agree, especially since swerving off the road is generally not a good idea. What if there had been a pedestrian on the side of the road? The asshat probably would have driven off without a scratch, and you'd be left to explain to the police why you killed someone (though, in this case, the guy behind you probably would have corroborated your story).

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    21. Re:what about the obvious ? by niko9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...
      I also have a severe problem with the definition of road rage too. A while back, I had my 4 year old nephew in the car and some jack ass thought that the speed limit (45, on a 2 lane residential area) was too slow and passed me on the double yellow line going around a curve. At the time I noticed him over taking me another car was coming around the corner and he shot back into my lane forcing me to slam on the brakes and run onto the shoulder in order to avoid an accident. Well, that cause me to fish tail a little but the car remained under control and no accident occurred.

      Up the road, was an intersection with a 4 way stop. I jumped out of the car and proceeded to ask him what the hell was going on and we started arguing when I told him how to drive and where to pull he head from. A cop was sitting at the cross intersection and turn on his lights and all. He was saying I was having a problem with road rage when he was radioing in for backup. About that time, a car came up behind us and the driver walked up to talk to the cop. I was handcuffed and told to stand by my car. The car going to other direction thought I actually had an accident and turned around for fear of being hit with a leaving the scene of an accident. When he saw us talking to the cop, he gave them his side of events and the cop had me write a statement then let me go. I assume they cited the other guy. But I was going to be hit with some road rage charge for telling a person who almost killed me (and my nephew) to watch what the hell they were doing. Had that third car not turned around, I would have been screwed and another meaningless state for this meaningless result in this study. ... Not only is the majority of your post off-topic to the study in TFA, you got out of the vehicle --with your 4 year old nephew in the car-- to argue with a total stranger who could have been: a criminal, fugitive, armed and dangerous, or just plain deranged? And arguing with this knucklehead produced what long term solution to his bad driving? Nada...

      Who modded this guy +5 Interesting?
    22. Re:what about the obvious ? by aproposofwhat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Post may contain irony:

      I really, really hope so - your description shows that you made the wrong decision at every point.

      You have right of way on the 'rotary' (I assume that's the same as a roundabout), so slowing down in anticipation of someone entering the system is wrong. The correct action is to either maintain your speed (good) or to accelerate (better, as it will put off the driver trying to enter the roundabout), being ready to brake at any time to avoid an accident.

      Driving defensively isn't all about giving way no matter what - it's about making sure that accidents don't happen, and sometimes assertiveness is the correct path.

      I actually am pretty unemotional as a driver - I swear because it's better to get the emotional surge over and done with, rather than bottling it up.

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    23. Re:what about the obvious ? by ohmypolarbear · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you really are an "extremely safe" and experienced cyclist, as you say in another post, then you should know just how terrifying and unsafe it is to interact with drivers who act the way you say you do. If you were an "extremely safe" driver you would not be acting unpredictably and creating situations where someone could be seriously injured, or worse.

      You say you're not aggressive toward motorcycles, and give examples where they're moving faster than you. I think you'd find that most bicyclists were willing to similarly wave you past - if they weren't so threatened by your driving that they felt the need to take the whole lane as a precaution.

      As for running stop signs in traffic without looking (grandparent): that's very risky behavior, and chances are they'll get injured at some point as a result. But you don't need to help things along.

  3. Not hard by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny

    This problem's not hard,
    And for societal win,
    To irresponsible retard:
    A safe, simple Schwinn
    Burma Shave

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    1. Re:Not hard by aproposofwhat · · Score: 2, Funny
      Grrrrr - cyclist retard!

      Seriously, though - cycling is safe if you follow the Highway Code and take sensible precautions, like: not running red lights, looking behind you before passing parked cars, remembering that people in cars aren't that bothered about your safety, etc., etc.

      As a car driver, I can't see that it's my responsibility to anticipate that a cyclist will pull out to pass a parked car without looking to see if I'm approaching at 18 mph faster than him - it's your life, and your safety.

      Oh, and if you kick my car, I'll kick you :P

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    2. Re:Not hard by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The point was that if people are too challenged by the responsibility of getting behind the wheel, then we should keep ratcheting down their transportation options until we find a level where they can safely operate.
      If a bicycle proves too great a burden, then let a man walk.
      And if he can't walk without being a menace, let him sit in the corner.
      I'm speaking in hyperbole, but the whole dependent mentality of no-one being accountable for crappy behavior is one of the more destructive threads in society.

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    3. Re:Not hard by aproposofwhat · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I totally agree - everyone should be responsible for their own actions.

      Personally, I practice 'defensive driving', but that should not be interpreted as 'meek' - in a lot of situations, being assertive actually prevents other road users from entering a potentially dangerous situation.

      I do still wish that cyclists were taught to ride as I was in the '70s - the roads would be much safer for all.

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  4. No stickers in the UK by Psiren · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here in the UK you rarely see bumper stickers, yet road rage is not exactly rare. So I don't really see the correlation. Having said that, whenever I see the Jesus fish on the back of a car, I do want to run it off the road on general principle. But maybe that's just me.

    1. Re:No stickers in the UK by aproposofwhat · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's not the fish, it's the driving style.

      They pull out in front of you, drive at <speed limit> - 5 mph, and wonder why you're driving up their sanctimonious arse honking and flashing!

      Bastards, the lot of them.

      And they always double park on a Sunday when they get their weekly dose of self-flagellation.

      Did Jesus say 'Pick up thy bed and drive'? I think not :P

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    2. Re:No stickers in the UK by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 4, Funny

      It doesn't say love thy neighbour to me, it's says I'm better than you, you stinking infidel.

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    3. Re:No stickers in the UK by asackett · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've got something against my judgmental neighbors insisting that I love them. They're already forgiven, so whether I love them or not is immaterial.

      So sez this here heathen.

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    4. Re:No stickers in the UK by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apparently 'not exactly rare' is an understatement. According to the beeb almost 90% of UK drivers have reported incidents of road rage (I don't drive and rarely travel by car so have no idea what the mean streets of Britain are really like). I'm not sure what that really covers though, being run off the road? Sworn at? And is that ever? Across the entire span of someone's life? Is road rage in the UK really *that* bad?

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    5. Re:No stickers in the UK by Schadrach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Depepnding on your particular fish (I have seen them in bumper stickers before) maybe, but they most certainly count as "personalized items on or in people's vehicles" such as "seat covers, bumper stickers, special paint jobs, stereos, or plastic dashboard toys"

    6. Re:No stickers in the UK by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 5, Informative

      don't think it *is* that bad. The worst frequent offense is tailgating, which I deal with by slowly reducing my speed until people get tired of tailgating a sloth, and overtake. At which point I accelerate, overtake *them*, and put some reasonable distance between our cars. I occasionally have to rinse and repeat, but the majority of people get the hint.

      You do realise that what you're doing is qualified as "road rage", don't you? At least a light form. You're trying to teach them a lesson, by annoying them even more.

    7. Re:No stickers in the UK by jamesh · · Score: 3, Informative

      At which point I accelerate, overtake *them*, and put some reasonable distance between our cars. I occasionally have to rinse and repeat, but the majority of people get the hint.

      The hint? do they mod you 'troll' or 'flamebait'?

      Either your cruising speed is faster than theirs in which case you won't have the tailgating problem, or their speed is faster than yours in which case you should just let them past instead of being a prick about it. Maybe you haven't been driving long enough or maybe you're just a slow learner, but tailgaters simply don't 'get it', and you can't teach 'it' to them. The best you can do is make sure that you're not the one they run up the rear of when you have to brake for a hazard. And one day, when you pull over to let them past, you'll pass them again when they are at the side of the road explaining to a police officer why they were in such a hurry, and nothing will get the smile off your face for the rest of the day!
    8. Re:No stickers in the UK by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, I always saw those as the equivalent of hazardous material signs ;-)

    9. Re:No stickers in the UK by eharvill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think it *is* that bad. The worst frequent offense is tailgating, which I deal with by slowly reducing my speed until people get tired of tailgating a sloth, and overtake. At which point I accelerate, overtake *them*, and put some reasonable distance between our cars. I occasionally have to rinse and repeat, but the majority of people get the hint. The overall standard of driving in the UK is quite high, and I'm always rather impressed by the alacrity with which most people stop and semi-park to allow emergency vehicles past. The average brit really doesn't suck that much :-) (Okay, London's a special case) I'm assuming people are tailgating you not because they want to be an asshole, but they want you to get out of the way (driving too slow in the fast lane perhaps?). I am not sure why you would antagonize them.


      I haven't done any driving in the UK, but a decent amount in mainland Europe (I am from the US) and have found (at least outside of large cities), the drivers are more aware on the highways and get out of the way if someone comes cruising up in the fast lane. Americans are decidedly stupid when it comes to never leaving the fast lane on the interstates. The larger cities (Madrid, Paris) tend to be more hectic, especially with those crazy roundabouts and the mopeds/motorcycles allowed to drive between lanes of traffic.

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    10. Re:No stickers in the UK by Zocalo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Whenever I see the Jesus fish on the back of a car, I do want to run it off the road on general principle

      If you can catch one parked up I find it much more satisfying to draw little legs under it with a dry marker and give it a "Darwin is right!" caption. Sometimes you'll see the same car going around for *weeks* before they notice and clean it off. :)
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    11. Re:No stickers in the UK by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's taught as the correct method to deal with them at driving schools, and I believe even tested for now.

      Being tailgated is a dangerous situation - if you're forced to brake for any reason they will cause a nasty accident. The average tailgater is also a speeder, so even putting your foot down isn't going to shake them. Your only other choice is to slow down - not to force them to stop tailgating, but to improve your reaction time and lessen the chance you'll have to break suddenly and kill them.

    12. Re:No stickers in the UK by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Which is fair enough. What's the justification for overtaking them after they go past?

    13. Re:No stickers in the UK by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's taught as the correct method to deal with them at driving schools, and I believe even tested for now.

      Yes, it is: the correct method dealing with them is to encourage them to overtake you. Slowing down, keeping right (okay, left in the UK), etc.... What VoidCrow does after that is roadrage. He overtakes them, and gives them the taste of their behaviour. I doubt that such behaviour is encouraged in driving schools. In mine it wasn't: letting them pass, yes. Giving them a taste oof their own medicine is self-justice and a driving school advocating such things isn't doing you any good.

    14. Re:No stickers in the UK by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The same as driving a BMW, Mercedes or Porsche does. They drive those to tell others they are better than them, So are we required to hate those people too?
      I seem to miss the group hate email every week. Are we hating everything we interpret as meaning "im better than you?" or is there a specific interpretation?

      I know last month was hate all hybrid drivers and drivers who drove at or a tiny bit over the speed limit, and the month before that was hate stinky cab drivers, but I dont get who we need to hate this month.

      And is hating SUV drivers still on or have we started pity for them?

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    15. Re:No stickers in the UK by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      whenever I see the Jesus fish on the back of a car, I do want to run it off the road on general principle

      You know, It's very, very rare that a religious person (Chrustian, Jew, Hindu, whatever) tries to shove his beliefs down my throat. For instance, I don't believe I've ever had a Catholic berate me for using birth control, never had a Jew or Muslim tell me I was going to hell for eating a ham sandwich, never had a Bhuddist curse me for swatting a fly, in fact seldom do I ever hear religious people talk of religion at all.

      What is it about you fanatical athiests, anyway? Kindly STFU, asshole. I'm not interested in your religious beliefs.

      HAND.

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    16. Re:No stickers in the UK by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So "fanatical athiests" is your code for someone who occasionally gets annoyed with people advertising their religion- but who doesn't act on this annoyance, instead jokingly complaining about it on slashdot?

      No, if some asshat brings up creationism or the golden rule or abortion here he deserves to be slapped down unless the topic is specifically about that whether he's an athiest, Baptist, or Muslim. There was a thread about some stupid "creationist museum" a while back and anti-religion posts were valid there. But I see athiests coming out of the blue here just bashing religion in general without provocation whatever. Perhaps you made some of those posts yourself.

      If your sig says "there is no god" you are advertising your (lack of) religion, and that's valid and will get no grief from me, just as valid as the fish with legs you see on cars.

      Who modded this flamebait insightful?

      Flamebait? Why are you so defensive, son? I never attacked you. Perhaps it was modded so by someone who, like me, sees athiests attacking people at slashdot for religion on an almost daily basis?

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  5. Seen by meta+slash · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't drive as if you own the road ... Drive as if you own the car.

  6. Other people's stickers? by snarfies · · Score: 4, Funny

    I walk past a car at my work's parking lot that has Bush stickers all over it. I have fantasies about keying the holy living shit out of that car as I pass it. I don't DO it - I don't really know how to key a car, never having done it before, and I can control my impulses.

    Not everyone can control their impulses.

    1. Re:Other people's stickers? by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More often than not, it seems it's the tolerant, freedom loving liberal activists that vandalize and destroy other people's property.

      Indeed. Nothing says "peace" and "harmony" and "can't we all just get along" like smashing the windows of a local retail shop during your anti-war rally, and burning giant puppet effigies to show what you'd really do to people you hate if you could get away with it. Yes, hate is tolerated and even encouraged, as long as it's in the name of warm, fuzzy, friendly political correctness anchored in leftist, populist platitudes. Why these idiots - so often theoretically college educated - can't see the fantastic irony of hating in the name of tolerance, and being randomly violent in the name of peace, I'll never know. Unless it's because, most of the time, they're just muddle-headed poseurs with no critical thinking skills and they're actually attending protests to get dates, shock their parents, and come up with something new for MySpace because people are getting tired of just looking at pictures of them being drunk at parties.

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    2. Re:Other people's stickers? by Sabz5150 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed. Nothing says "peace" and "harmony" and "can't we all just get along" like smashing the windows of a local retail shop during your anti-war rally, and burning giant puppet effigies to show what you'd really do to people you hate if you could get away with it. Yes, hate is tolerated and even encouraged, as long as it's in the name of warm, fuzzy, friendly political correctness anchored in leftist, populist platitudes. Why these idiots - so often theoretically college educated - can't see the fantastic irony of hating in the name of tolerance, and being randomly violent in the name of peace, I'll never know. Unless it's because, most of the time, they're just muddle-headed poseurs with no critical thinking skills and they're actually attending protests to get dates, shock their parents, and come up with something new for MySpace because people are getting tired of just looking at pictures of them being drunk at parties. Tell me about it... those damn revolutionary traitors dumping all that tea just to make a point.
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    3. Re:Other people's stickers? by n3tcat · · Score: 4, Funny

      You key a car the same way you unlock it...

      except you miss.

    4. Re:Other people's stickers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, hate is tolerated and even encouraged, as long as it's in the name of warm, fuzzy, friendly political correctness anchored in leftist, populist platitudes.
      And then there's this woman.
    5. Re:Other people's stickers? by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I walk past a car at my work's parking lot that has Bush stickers all over it. I have fantasies about keying the holy living shit out of that car as I pass it.

      Well, that about sums it up, doesn't it? Your actual desire, when someone else expresses their opinion, is to be violent. My desire, when I see a car loaded up with "random acts of beauty," "peace happens," and "war is not the answer" stickers is to actually talk to the platitude-dealing pollyanna involved and get a sense of how they think, for exmaple, that their random acts of beauty and kindness might change a local Taliban franchise's boss into someone who no longer likes to kill women showing up to work as a teacher and showing young girls how to read. How was "war not the answer" when Germany was rolling over Europe? How exactly was peace going to "happen" in the Balkans as Muslims were being ethnically "cleansed" from their villages with Serbian machine guns?

      Unlike you, whose first instinct - however well reigned in for fear of being caught - is to vandalize the property of someone you hate, I'm more inclined to either roll my eyes, or actually communicate. I do appreciate your so nicely illustrating the shrill, tantrum-like thought process that drives so much of the politics on the left. It's entirely about rudderless emotions, drama, and cheap, sophomoric, fair-weather outrage that's anything but constructive... and shows that the pretense of disliking partisanship is completely disengenuous. It's true of you, and it's true of the current presidential candidate from the left. Hot air. It's not about getting anything done, it's entirely about how much you don't like someone else. "Change We Can Believe In" is the most empty bit of meaningless rhetoric I've ever heard, since it avoids, at all costs, any actual specificity lest the people that utter it get caught showing the real foundation of their idealogy. No need to of course, since the portrait you painted of how your brain works when exposed to nothing more than the name of a political opponent handily demonstrates the actual nature of most political thinking on the left: it's about actual hate, or about craven pandering to that hate as a way to power.

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    6. Re:Other people's stickers? by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      those damn revolutionary traitors dumping all that tea just to make a point

      I see, because the local coffee shop is an agent of foreign colonial tyrrany, being run in a country in which you have no representative democracy or constitional checks and balances. Yes, nothing has changed since the founding of our nation! We must still destroy the property and livelihoods of our neighbors in order to show how we must sever ties with the overseas monarchy that sets taxes on which we have no voice, stations troops in our homes, and prevents us from manufacturing goods on our own shores. Yes, I see now that you have a keen grasp on it.

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    7. Re:Other people's stickers? by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unlike you, whose first instinct - however well reigned in for fear of being caught - is to vandalize the property of someone you hate, I'm more inclined to either roll my eyes, or actually communicate. Really? Let's see...

      ...platitude-dealing pollyanna... change a local Taliban franchise's boss... Germany was rolling over Europe? ... ethnically "cleansed"... roll my eyes... shrill, tantrum-like thought process... rudderless emotions, drama, and cheap, sophomoric, fair-weather outrage that's anything but constructive... disengenuous... Hot air... empty bit of meaningless rhetoric... get caught... how your brain works... actual hate... craven pandering So, it appears that your "actual communication" is nothing more than ad hominems and strawmen. You didn't say a single word of substance in that entire paragraph.
    8. Re:Other people's stickers? by Paranatural · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More often than not, it seems it's the tolerant, freedom loving liberal activists that vandalize and destroy other people's property. More often than not? What a load of crap. When I worked at the state, the guy who dared to put pro-evolution bumper stickers on his car had his vehicle vandalized several times while at work. So I guess that means that most of the time conservatives are only law-loving bible-thumping zealots of morality when it comes to their own and never when it comes to their own property? I mean I have one example right?

      Idiot.

    9. Re:Other people's stickers? by corbettw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Calling someone a "platitude-dealing pollyanna" is not an ad hominem when it's true.

      Asking a person how their espoused philosophy would deal with thugs and tyrants in the real world is not a strawman.

      And so forth and so on.

      Oh, and you should look up ad logicam sometime.

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    10. Re:Other people's stickers? by Theaetetus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Calling someone a "platitude-dealing pollyanna" is not an ad hominem when it's true. Was the great-grandparent poster actually spouting platitudes?
      No. Only the grandparent, who was putting words in the other's mouth and then denigrating him for them.
      Was the great-grandparent poster a Pollyanna? Either a small teenage girl, or the colloquial form as a blind optimist?
      No.

      So, what about it was "true", as you so nicely put it?

      And so forth and so on. Pot to kettle: stfu.
    11. Re:Other people's stickers? by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I do appreciate your so nicely illustrating the shrill, tantrum-like thought process that drives so much of the politics on the left

      And I appreciate your so nicely illustrating the propensity of both your sides to equate everyone with beliefs different than yours as being the same as all others in their camp. The fact is that a lot of people on both sides want to kill anyone with differring opinions, and other people on both sides would rather have reasonable discourse.

      Don't judge all liberals (or all conservatives) by the actions of one emotional misfit.

      Me, I haven't decided whether to vote Green or Libertarian. I'm not voting for the Corporate stooge McCain, and I'm not voting for the corporate stooge Obama (and since the Libertarian is really a Republican I'll probably vote Green).

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    12. Re:Other people's stickers? by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Informative

      Window smashing is the providence of thugs, period. I'd like you to actually back up your assertion that the same people who are for peace and harmony are the ones who are smashing windows

      Doesn't matter. The people who do that crap, and those that chain themselves across public roads to deny their use to as many people as possible and busy up as many police and rescue people as possible are all of a stripe... because if there were indeed massive numbers of non-thug, thug-disliking throngs at such protests, then they'd go to enormous lengths to not have their events become hosts to such BS. But through the "enemy of my enemy is my friend, or least someone we should tolerate" line of thinking, the groups that organize specifically to disrupt streets and cause some mayhem - who announce themselves in advance, and crow about it on a thousand blogs after the fact! - show up like clockwork and do exactly what's expected. It's not exactly mysterious.

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  7. Very helpful by Dan+East · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is very helpful information. Now I'll know which vehicles my wife should keep the gun trained on.

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  8. Makes me wish I had a bumper by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

    as a cyclist I lack opportunities for such displays of wit(I guess I could use my backpack), but if I did, it would have to read:

    "The size of ones genitals is inversely proportional to the size of ones vehicle"

    The best part is that SUV drivers would run out of fuel before they could even catch up!

    1. Re:Makes me wish I had a bumper by zarkill · · Score: 3, Informative

      You could become a fan of the band This Bike is a Pipe Bomb, wrap one of their stickers around your bike, and have it destroyed by the authorities.

    2. Re:Makes me wish I had a bumper by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Funny

      >> I lack opportunities for such displays of wit...

      Try hanging a pair of those "truck nuts" under the front of your bike seat.

  9. George Bush Stickers..... by lena_10326 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...are the cause. People see "Vote George Bush 2004" and see red.

    Now, that's why I don't put political bumper stickers on my car. Obama, Hillary, or McCain, I don't care. I don't need some nut-job running me down because he doesn't like my choice of candidate.

    (Plus, it'll spoil the purdy paint.)

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  10. Re:We'll see what later studies show. by nyctopterus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm not a psychologist, but I don't think I'd let a study done with that methodology through peer review. It's way too susceptible to confirmation bias on the part of the police. Traffic cameras would be much better.

  11. i always wonder about people by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    who have a psychotic need to display their politics so aggressively

    i'm talking about the people with 4-5 bumper stickers, all stridently ideological

    of course you are entitled to be proud of your beliefs, but if you are radioactively evangelical about them, then i am 100% certain that your mind is completely closed and your brain dead hack partisanship is total

    on the other hand, you can be assured no one will want to borrow or steal your car... although these bumper sticker hordes are usually stuck on a 15 year old rust eaten subcompact

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    1. Re:i always wonder about people by /dev/zero · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...although these bumper sticker hordes are usually stuck on a 15 year old rust eaten subcompact

      Dude, what do you think is holding the car together?

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  12. Ixthus + Volvo badge by threaded · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ixthus fish and a Volvo badge: that combination is my number one worry when I'm out on a bike.

    1. Re:Ixthus + Volvo badge by Otter · · Score: 4, Interesting
      As a bicycle commuter, my experience has been exactly what's reported here: lousy driving is a function of the quantity and vehemence of bumper stickers, not of the precise content.

      The Hummer covered in American flags and ribbon magnets for every armed service (because, y'know, the driver was in the Army, Marines and Air Force simultaneously) and the Forester with the "SMASH FAITH-BASED FASCISM" and "HOW MANY IRAQIS PER GALLON" stickers (because, y'know, Subarus burn rage, not gasoline like those awful SUVs) are equally likely to make a right turn through the bike lane without looking.

  13. yeah, but did they study ... by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Did they study the effects of going 45 in a 55?

    Did they study the effects of drifting along and not passing while in the passing lane on a limited access highway (a 2 point ticket, called disrupting the flow of traffic, in most states)?

    I mean, really, if you did these things on foot you'd get, "Um, excuse me" and "right behindja," and "sorry there, ah, commin through."

    The real source of road rage is not being able to say, "excuse me." It frustrates humans because we need to be able to express ourselves. We're pack animals and the cars isolate us.

    My hunch is that inconsiderate behavior is a better predictor than bumper stickers. I haven't done a study though. Could be wrong. (Ignore my sig it's a joke.)

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    1. Re:yeah, but did they study ... by mh1997 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The real source of road rage is not being able to say, "excuse me." It frustrates humans because we need to be able to express ourselves.
      Several years ago, I read of a study that looked into this and there conclusion was the same as yours.

      You can sort of test this yourself while walking. While walking down the street, step in front of another pedestrian (cut them off) and then keep walking, you'll hear negative comments. Do the same thing, but then apologize and the person you cut off will act like it was their fault.

    2. Re:yeah, but did they study ... by Kyokushi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The real source of road rage is not being able to say, "excuse me."
      What about your car horn?
    3. Re:yeah, but did they study ... by spikedvodka · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem with the car horn is a honk can mean so much from:
      - Move over you spineless git!
      - hey dickwad, you almost hit me
      - Hi there
      - careful, you're about to hit something
      - I just passed out and slumped into my steering wheel

      You try talking for a while with just a mono-tone "Hey" you'll find it's very difficult to be understood

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    4. Re:yeah, but did they study ... by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The real source of road rage is not being able to say, "excuse me."

      I think cars should come with a purple light(since it's not used for anything else) for exactly that purpose.

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  14. Not on my watch by ATestR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    exhibiting territorial behavior ... acceptable in personal space

    I'm sorry. Where did I miss this? I was raised to believe that rage is unacceptable anywhere... even in private.

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  15. Re:No brains? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you insinuating that strawberries have low IQs? Perhaps they are simply too intelligent to deal with lower life-forms such as ours?

  16. Anecdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    In the late 1980's, during the Administration of George Herbert Walker Bush, I lived in the U.S. State of Indiana, also known as "the Hoosier State." The Vice President of Bush the Elder was J. Danforth "Dan" Quayle, a Hoosier scion of a family with social position and great wealth: the Pulliams, owners of the newspaper The Indianapolis Star. Hoosiers, like the people of the other U.S. States, love their "favorite sons" -- locals who run for the Presidency or Vice Presidency, and especially those who win. In the highly public role of candidate for the office of Vice President and then as occupant of that office, Quayle was controversial, as he would make public statements that were marvels of error, unclear thinking and internal contradiction. The Wikipedia article on Quayle includes some of the better ones.

    In those days, I was already fed up with the habit of Quayle and the rest of the Reagan Republican camp of vilifying people whose beliefs ran counter to their own by using the word "Liberal" as an epithet. I felt that Quayle was not qualified for to hold the second-highest or highest offices in in the land. I bought a bumper sticker and pasted it on the back of my car, as close to eye level as the car allowed:

    H.E.A.D.: Hoosiers Embarrassed about Dan
    I came out of a few hours shopping at a regional mall to find the bumper sticker peeled off my car, folded, accordion-style, and lying a few feet from the car. I was astonished at the attack on my free speech, and wondered at the fury behind it. I calmed down once I concluded that the vandal's action showed that my message had struck home. I replaced the bumper sticker, which stayed on, this time without vandalism.

    1. Re:Anecdotal evidence by tooslickvan · · Score: 2

      In the late 1980's, during the Administration of George Herbert Walker Bush, I lived in the U.S. State of Indiana, also known as "the Hoosier State." The Vice President of Bush the Elder was J. Danforth "Dan" Quayle, a Hoosier scion of a family with social position and great wealth: the Pulliams, owners of the newspaper The Indianapolis Star. Hoosiers, like the people of the other U.S. States, love their "favorite sons" -- locals who run for the Presidency or Vice Presidency, and especially those who win. In the highly public role of candidate for the office of Vice President and then as occupant of that office, Quayle was controversial, as he would make public statements that were marvels of error, unclear thinking and internal contradiction. The Wikipedia article on Quayle includes some of the better ones.

      In those days, I was already fed up with the habit of Quayle and the rest of the Reagan Republican camp of vilifying people whose beliefs ran counter to their own by using the word "Liberal" as an epithet. I felt that Quayle was not qualified for to hold the second-highest or highest offices in in the land. I bought a bumper sticker and pasted it on the back of my car, as close to eye level as the car allowed:

      H.E.A.D.: Hoosiers Embarrassed about Dan
      I came out of a few hours shopping at a regional mall to find the bumper sticker peeled off my car, folded, accordion-style, and lying a few feet from the car. I was astonished at the attack on my free speech, and wondered at the fury behind it. I calmed down once I concluded that the vandal's action showed that my message had struck home. I replaced the bumper sticker, which stayed on, this time without vandalism.

      What the fuck is this shit! You've wasted minutes of my fucking life with your crap. I'm going to find you and take your crappy sticker and stick it on my car cause I need more fucking bumper stickers!
  17. Re:Correlation != Causation by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dunno about that, but I do know that nearly 100% of hardened drug-crazed criminals started out by drinking milk at a young age.

  18. Re:Nice by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if we could get them to do a study on slashdot rage...I think that I've noticed that people with sigs tend to fly off the handle more often than those without them.

  19. /. sigs by nadaou · · Score: 2, Insightful

    has anyone noticed the connection between /. sigs and a likelihood of the poster to respond to trolls?

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  20. No no no no by gelfling · · Score: 4, Funny

    Road rage is caused by me being unable to shoot you in the head for being such an asshole. Attention shitheads here are the things you should avoid:

    Driving a white Buick 25mph under the speed limit.
    Slowing down when I'm behind you and speeding up when I try to pass.
    Being shorter than the dashboard.
    Zoning out at a green light.
    Goosing the throttle on your Harley you fat fuck.
    A ricer wing bigger than Mexico.
    Passing me on a one lane highway ramp.
    Stopping, yes stopping at the end of a merge ramp on to the highway you redneck motherfucker.
    Waiting for a half mile of no traffic in both directions to make a left turn.
    Green light, asshole, it's not getting any greener.

  21. Re:Correlation != Causation by kidgenius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    OK....you know, I see this "correlation != causation" any time something comes up. These researchers did not say it was caused by it. They said it was linked. They said there was a correlation, not causation. What's the cause of road rage? Idiots who think they own the road. Guess what, these are the same people that tend to festoon their car with this crap, thus a correlation between crap on cars and road rage incidents. Insightful my ass....

  22. My car is my weapon ... by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 2, Funny

    I shall not want.

  23. And they never claimed causation, did they? by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, that's ok then, because they never claimed causation. If you read even the summary, they don't say that bumper stickers cause accidents. In fact, the hypothesis is that a third factor ("territoriality") causes both.

    Basically that:

    1. being territorial makes you mark your car. Sorta like dogs piss on trees and hydrants. Except smell markings don't work well with humans, so we use visible cues instead.

    2. being territorial makes you act like the road is yours, or that everyone within X metres is in your personal space and should play by your rules. And when they don't, you might take it upon you to teach them a lesson or flex your muscles otherwise.

    So they don't even seem to contradict your assessment much.

    Look, I'll be the first to join in the "correlation != causation" chorus when it's warranted. But some people seen to have a knee jerk reaction to post it, even when nobody claimed causation in the first place.

    Or was balking at "researchers" the whole purpose of that exercise? ;)

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  24. its psychologically aggressive by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ever hear of the statement "wear your beliefs on your sleeve" or "wear your feelings on your sleeve"? example: you go to a party, and meet a stranger and ask how are they, and instead of a polite reply they tell you that their husband likes asian shemale pornography or their wife can't achieve orgasm except with her own hand

    that doesn't really bother me, nor do the bumper stickers. the point isn't about my aversion to someone else's personal info, the point is someone who aggressively puts their personal issues and beliefs out there for all too see. people can handle this sort of thing, this isn't about strangers being exposed to personal beliefs being somehow damaged or discomforted

    the issue are those who have the need to aggressively get their deeply personal beliefs and feelings out there in front of strangers. it belies large psychological blind spots. its healthy to not want random strangers to know deeply personal things about yourself. to invert that simple protection mechanism isn't about a surfeit of confidence, it is about a surfeit of lack of self-awareness

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  25. Re:Nice by Inda · · Score: 3, Funny

    No we don't. How very dare you to even suggest such a thing. We comment because we can, not because we have sigs. If you don't like it, you can fuck off.

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  26. Same is true of internet rage by samael · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you're simultaneously in a private space (your home) and a public one (possibly the most public space ever).

  27. Re:Best Indicator of Bad Driver by EQ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    FBonus touch...a special handicapped sticker on your GIANT SUV. If you are so damned handicapped that you need close up parking, then why in the hell are you driving a giant vehicle? Maybe because that "GIANT SUV" has the capability to hold a wheelchair, a walker and other devices more easily, and (more likely) it is a hell of a lot easier to get in and out of for someone whose legs and back no longer work so well, than your standard econobox.

    Try engaging your brain instead of your pinheaded hatred and bias.
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  28. Yup! by rodney+dill · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was tempted to brake hard. My car has fouur very large disks and stops in half the distance of any other car I've owned.
    Someone just did that here in Michigan a couple of months ago. The moron in the car intentionally braking hard caused an accident with a pickup and a school bus, killing three of the four teenagers in the pickup. The pickup was being driven irresponsibly as well. I believe the car driver has been charged with man-slaughter.
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    Use your head, can't you, use your head,
    You're on earth, there's no cure for that
    - S. Beckett
    1. Re:Yup! by AndersOSU · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's called reckless driving, and it's against the law. Basically, if you ever think, "you know if I do this it'll cause an accident and it won't be my fault," you're wrong.

      Will they be able to prove it? Maybe not, but that doesn't make it legal.

    2. Re:Yup! by Pendersempai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's called reckless driving, and it's against the law. Worse, if you do something with the intent of causing an accident, it could be criminal assault with a deadly weapon. If someone dies, it could be vehicular homicide, negligent homicide, or voluntary manslaughter, depending on the state and what the prosecutors can prove.

      The circumstances are few where you can intentionally do something that you know could cause serious injury or death to someone else without being guilty of a serious crime. Even when you plead something like self defense, you're no longer innocent until proven guilty -- you have the burden to prove (by a preponderance of the evidence, typically) that you actually and reasonably believed you were in danger and that your response was proportionate to the threat.

      Anyone who sets out to cause injury on the basis of some sort of smartass legal theory is seriously taking his life into his hands.

      (Obviously, I'm not your lawyer and this is not legal advice so much as a general observation about states' criminal law.)
  29. are you the dictionary police? by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

    because i'm already on double mandatory probation from the grammar nazis. the spelling masters want me under house arrest and the punctuation protectors and the capitalization czars are intent on having me executed

    so stand in line, i'm not interested. my usage of the word is perfectly reasonable. feel free to petition the UN, or perhaps, swallow a shotgun

    xoxoxoxox

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  30. Re:IQ and bumper stickers by omris · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am a relatively intelligent person.

    I work in neurosurgical research, and live about 10 miles from my job, too far to use anything but a car, especially taking into consideration the route I'd need to take for a bike.

    The most road rage I have ever experienced is flipping the bird at reckless drivers who almost caused an accident. And I think that happened twice in the ten years I have had a driver's license.

    I am a very safe driver, overall. I do speed, but not at a level that *I* would consider excessive. I always use my turn signal. ALWAYS.

    I have bumper stickers. Lots of them. I get bored sitting at red lights or in traffic, and I enjoy watching people be amused or horrified. I was once pulled over by a cop because he wanted to tell me he liked my stickers. I was once followed around the city until I found a parking spot because the driver behind me wanted to say he liked my stickers. I have also been spoken to in disappointed terms by more conservative types.

    I have stickers saying things such as "I 3 MASTURBATING", and "THINK: it's not illegal yet" as well as "Auntie, Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy" and "I have animal magnetism. When i go outside, squirrels stick to my clothes." I think of them more as a gauge to see how uptight the people around me are.

    My car is far too old to worry about the paint when I live in a state that pours salt and beach sand on the road three months a year. Let me tell you, the stickers are nothing in comparison to that.

    Cars for me are utilitarian objects. I use them because I need to. And the stickers don't really interfere with that. Not even a little bit.

    As a whole, I can see that many people might use stickers as a territorial thing. For me it's more to make people uncomfortable. Comfort encourages stagnation.

    I, with all my bumper stickers, in all my pacifistic glory, would challenge you, who assumes there is a correlation between my sense of humor and my IQ, to a battle of wits any day.

    I also have vanity plates. but they are relatively classy, compared to the rest of me.

  31. Abortions? by antdude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Abortion is wrong. Just let it go nature way. If the fetus/baby dies, oh well. If it is in dangerous of the mother, then remove it and try to make it live.

    See, I was born with many programs (Nager's Syndrome) and I am over 30. Sure, I have many problems but I am alive today! Who knows how long I will live.

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  32. You're lucky. by raehl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is not going to work out well for you when some other driver calls in that you are driving around pointing guns at people. Then you look like a grey-haired lunatic, and the courts don't look kindly on them.

  33. City rage by AlpineR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was going to mod you up but felt it was better to chime in.

    I never experience road rage until I moved to a big city (Washington, DC). Since then I have had at least two incidents where someone got pissed at me then followed, honked, and yelled at me for miles.

    One was when I stopped in a yield lane making a right turn from one busy road to another. Traffic wasn't clear for me to merge, so I slowed and stopped until I could get in safely. The asshole in a huge, shiny SUV behind me didn't like me wasting his time. After I merged, he pulled up along side and yelled. I just looked over, decided he was an idiot, then looked back at the road and continued driving. He kept following me, tailgating and changing lanes to stay behind me, until I pulled into the entrance gate at work. Thank god for armed guards. The asshole fled.

    The other time I don't know what I supposedly did wrong. My best guess is that he thought I ran a red light against him. But he had a flashing red and my road was only a flashing yellow. Anyway, he pulled up next to me, honking and yelling for a mile. I just acted casual and slowed down, refusing to pull alongside. Eventually I made a left turn when he was boxed in and couldn't follow me.

    I can definitely see the desire to carry a gun. Just two problems: it's illegal in DC, and I might use it. It doesn't matter how safe and courteous you are. If you spend much time in a crowded city you'll encounter some some hyperactive self-important assholes on the road.

  34. Actually... by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. Actually, as someone who had a lot of interest in physics, I don't see it as at odds with physics either. The history of physics and even chemistry is littered with observed phenomena or correlations, for which we had no good explanation after a while, or conversely for which we couldn't yet do a controlled experiment.

    As an example of the former, black body radiation had been a problem since 1859. It's been almost half a century of failed attempts at explaining it, until Planck in despair gave up on the last hope of explaining it via the accepted physics (according to his own confession) and came up with the quantum theory. At first even he didn't think of it as more than a mathematical construct. As an example of the latter, well, it would be even more time afterwards until we could actually observe a single photon.

    As an even better example of the latter, anything which involves astronomical distances or masses is still well beyond our possibilities to do a controlled experiment. We can't create a type I supernova in any lab, for example. We must rely on whatever happens to happen when we look up there, and some stuff took an awfully long time. Some still hasn't conclusively happened, so it's all based, you guessed, on correlations.

    It happens in chemistry or medicine too. For example there was this observed correlation that low doses of quinine treat malaria, while high doses cause the same symptoms as malaria. (/That observation alone was what got homeopathy started. Later we learned what really happened there, but nevertheless it wouldn't have happened without that original observation that if you take quinine you get rid of malaria. We also got stuck with a bunch of pseudo-science quacks in the process, but I guess that's life.

    So basically the idiots who tagged this "correlationisnotcausation", well, are just idiots and hadn't read even the whole summary before jumping in to polish their logo. It already spelled out that it's not the stickers that directly cause accidents. They don't really represent one side of science against another side.

    2. That said, if I'm allowed to nitpick, I do think that the whole idea of science is to try to study causation and make falsifiable predictions. It's not just engineering college, it's the very idea of it all. And it applies equally to psychology, sociology, economics, whatever else. We don't just list some funny observed correlations for the sake of going "wow, that's amazing" and move on. We want to know why it happens, and how it can be predicted or influenced. That's the whole point of doing it.

    Yes, we don't always immediately know what causes it. Sometimes we just have an observation and correlation, and smart people scratch their head, come up with hypotheses and test them. That's ok. Happens in physics too, as I was saying. But, nevertheless, the ultimate goal is to understand exactly what happens there, and why.

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  35. MY ROAD RAGE TRIGGER by soldeed · · Score: 2

    Driving around town, I'm pretty relaxed, not in a hurry. But on an interstate road trip, I always encounter this BOZO. I set my cruise control for 65-70 mph crank up the stereo and soon enough I catch up to someone going about 5 mph slower and I pass them. For reasons I can only assume are "F#@%ing with me" The sphincter then speeds up and passes me back then parks his ass right in front of me again and slows down forcing me to brake! This may happen several times unless I speed past him at 80+ until he is out of sight. I am sure some of you may also have encountered these jerks. Makes you wish you had a rocket launcher in your grille.

  36. Terrible Experimental Design by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you read the actual procedure, what they did was drive up to a red light in the turning lane and then when the light turned green just sat there and timed how long it took the person behind them to honk. They then just attributed any difference in time to the driver being more aggresive and hence more prone to road rage. I find it hard to categorize honking at someone while stopped at a light as 'agressive driving', particularly when compared to someone who thinks they're entitled to deliberately block traffic for an experiment. Perhaps someone should study the 'territorialty mindset' of the scientists in the study.

  37. Don't make me come over there by tm2b · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd like to see a study covering the correlation of cell phone use while driving and road rage in other drivers.

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    "It is our blasphemy which has made us great, and will sustain us, and which the gods secretly admire in us." - Zelazny
  38. territorial instincts are indeed strong by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 2

    I think the majority of fights and arguments I witnessed - or took part in, heh - in school were about someone taking someone else's seat or desk. Once someone has decided a certain piece of property is "theirs" they will go to absurd lengths to defend or claim it from others.

    Even as adults I often notice our territorial instincts in action in less obvious ways such as everyone taking the same seat in the conference room for a meeting as they all took the first time or using the same stall or sink in the public bathroom. :)

  39. Personalised number plates - idiot tax by dbIII · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In Australia if you pay a LOT more than the usual road registration you get to put just about whatever you like on the plate. I find it bizzare that people with their names clearly marked on the back of the car do stupid things that will cost them a lot in fines if they get caught, but I suppose it's part of the territorial thing. It's a good rule of thumb here to give people in european cars with personalised plates a bit of extra space so their stupidity doesn't get you as well.

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    whatever.