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Northrop Grumman To Develop Brain-Wave Binoculars

An anonymous reader writes "An AP wire reports that DARPA has granted a $6.7 million contract to Northrop Grumman to develop 'brainwave binoculars'. The binoculars will be built into a helmet, which will include EEG electrodes that will monitor the wearer's brain activity for patterns consistent with object identification/recognition. From what I can gather, the idea is that when you look at a far-off or partially obscured object without noticing it, your subconscious probably did notice it and tried, unsuccessfully, to identify it. The EEG in these binoculars would pick up on that kind of subconscious activity and draw the wearer's attention to the object in question. The goal is that these binoculars would be able to pick up on any object anywhere in the wearer's field of view, where a person can only pick up on things that he focuses both his eyes and his attention on. This delves into some very interesting territory: it would be an electronic device that uses human eyes to collect data, and even uses a human brain to partially process the data. Since it also passes its results back to the human providing the data and initial processing, it essentially adds a second processing loop in parallel to the wearer's visual system."

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  1. Sounds Just Like ... by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... those x-ray glasses they used to sell in the backs of comic books.

    What do you want to bet that the only thing these binoculars register is 'tits'.

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    1. Re:Sounds Just Like ... by Shotgun · · Score: 5, Funny

      What do you want to bet that the only thing these binoculars register is 'tits'.

      And how would that be a waste of money?

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    2. Re:Sounds Just Like ... by ins0m · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why pay for it when you can get it for free? You must be new here.
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  2. Future press release. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Servicemen reprimanded for zooming in on young women's breasts. One of the servicemen was quoted as saying, "It's the damn sub-conscious link! I can't do anything about it!" Defense department reevaluating binoculars.

    1. Re:Future press release. by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wait, 9 of them zoomed in on the woman's breast, but why is this 10th one looking at the guy beside her?

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    2. Re:Future press release. by PawNtheSandman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't ask, don't tell.

    3. Re:Future press release. by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 4, Funny

      However if you you think you are at risk of being shot at, your mind takes a different priority. Sex is usually at #2 after imeadeate survival.

    4. Re:Future press release. by dlevitan · · Score: 3, Funny

      New defense tactic: send out naked, beautiful women. Shoot the Americans while they can't see anything else.

    5. Re:Future press release. by edwebdev · · Score: 5, Funny

      This tactic would work even without subconscious binoculars!

  3. Re:I think the question on every ./er's mind is... by bsDaemon · · Score: 5, Funny

    So long as you don't try and reformat with ReiserFS -- I hear that's a little dangerous.

  4. Recursion issues abound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guy wearing binoculars notices some object
    Binoculars sense this and draw attention to object by putting some kind of HUD symbol on screen
    Guy wearing binoculars notices HUD display object
    Binoculars sense this and draw attention to object by putting some kind of HUD symbol on screen
    Guy wearing binoculars notices HUD display object
    Binoculars sense this and draw attention to object by putting some kind of HUD symbol on screen
    Guy wearing binoculars notices HUD display object
    Binoculars sense this and draw attention to object by putting some kind of HUD symbol on screen
    ...
    Binoculars and/or Guy's brain explodes
    ???
    Profit

  5. Re:I think the question on every ./er's mind is... by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only to spouses. Only to spouses.

  6. Prerequisites... by DirtySouthAfrican · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...learn to think in Russian.

    1. Re:Prerequisites... by soliptic · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, binoculars focus you?

  7. Where's Waldo? by Cruciform · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's right Waldo, you can run but you can't hide!

  8. X-ray glasses by mollog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally, X-ray glasses that actually work.

    As a kid, I sent in my money for the x-ray glasses on the back of the comic in my bubble gum. What a rip-off. Maybe I'll finally get a pair that work.

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  9. Re:wow. just wow. by dogdick · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have you ever pointed a video camera at a tv it was outputting to and seen theinfinite tunnel... What happens when you look at a monitor that outputs the results of the binoculars while you wear them?

  10. Re:waste of taxpayer dollars by k1e0x · · Score: 3, Funny

    Really..

    If they do get it working it would be like this..

    Subconscious: *LOOK* LOOK LOOK LOOK! look at the big .. blue thing .., I don't know what that is! look!
    Conscious: uhh.. that's a mountain..

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